wew. wew. what is this new sensation? wew. I am experienceing a new feeling. wew. there's more? what is "lad"? wew lad. this feels great. ess-pee, you are the wisest board on sportschan. wew lad. wew lad. I feel great. I never have felt this way. wew lad. wew. this is so special to me, lad. wew. tahnk you ess-pee of sportschan. i don't know what it means but i wew lad anyway. wew lad. i did it again. i can't stop wew lad. it's a new feeling. it feels new and nice. wew lad. wew lad. back to basics: wew. soon, wew lad. i hop ess-pee on sportschan will give me more of these to do. they are opening my mind. i will start with wew and wew lad then i hope that you will come to our boards on sportschan another time. wew lad
Listen here jackass. No one asked you to write a god damn essay on how you feel about sports. I certainly don't give a shit about you or your opinion. Matter of fact, I decided to make a nice little joke about baseball, because obviously its the least exciting game ever created. No one has time to sit down for 2 to 3 hours just to watch grown ass man sit there and try to play ring around the rosies on a big ass field. They only ever hit the ball once every like what, 5 pitches? Oh, and you'll be lucky if its not a foul! And you think other sports are boring? Is that why the Superbowl is watched by more people than the World Series? Is that why the NBA Finals are the most hyped championship? Tell me this, how often do you here, "Hey Billy! Let's go watch the World Series! This time, the Rangers might score more than 2 points!" Exactly, no one gives a shit about the same few teams winning the championship every year. Now go play MLB the Show you little butthurt prick.
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned bein
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