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whats your favorite controller to hit the prostate with?
personally im a huge fan of the N64 controller.
the wings act as a natural stop for losing it in there, and frankly with teh rumble pak its just divine.
what about you, /v/?
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>For every joke it becomes reality
Is this truly Kojima's philosophy?


is he wrong tho? the world is a retarded joke greentext story from a decade ago


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MGS generally was always pretty gay anyway


>US president first interaction is to grab em by the pussy



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Nintendo Gigaleak thread. Lugi has been fully restored as well, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4z43MLBeQ

Pastebin taken from 4/v/: https://pastebin.com/XyRs7Qkf
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Didn't Iwata approve of realising barebones games and sell the rest? Mario Kart 8 was a clear example. Also it seems the backlash towards the new Mario Strikers got tamed once their beloved forgettable waifu got added.


Iwata personally was known to be against the kind of day 1 DLC that's common these days:
>“I think, when the player has exhausted what’s in an existing piece of software, when there are no more challenges and there is nothing more they can do, if we then introduce a new level or a new character—something new for them—we just increased their motivation to want to go back; we’ve also increased the amount of time they’re going to enjoy that software. And one thing Nintendo has determined as a company policy, what we are not going to do is create a full game and then say, ‘let’s hold this back for DLC.’ That’s not our plan. We’re definitely not doing that. It’s an extreme example, but I think there are examples of games where you get that initial purchase—the very core part of the game—and everything else around it is all DLC. However, if you do that I believe customers will have no motivation to go out and buy the retail package to begin with."
But around the time of his death there was a lot of pressure from the shareholders to start making more DLC and get into mobile gaymen, for example a quote from some jew shareholder:
>“We believe Nintendo can create very profitable games based on in-game revenue models with the right development team. Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher.”


what's there?


>Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher
>sucking as much joy out of something as possible to bilk people out of small amounts of extra money
beginning to see why greed is considered a deadly sin


dolphin porn

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Any of you ever played it or other "classic" EQ servers?
It looks sort of interesting but it seems pretty rulecucked. How overbearing are the jannies?
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yessir no sir


oooh call me ser u are close frend u want adming spot budy?


*jaw drops to floor, tongue sticks out, rubs fat belly, eyes go to back of skull, cock 100% erect, impishly nods*


just the budy 4 the job i pay 1 rupee an hour good deal yes ser?

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the fruits of the webring somehow exist

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zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
all posts above and below this post need to fuck off


people who clearly never use this site outside of randomly getting upset over petty drama need to calm down and turn that tranny frown upside down!
every post above and below this one is welcome and should have a good time ;)


i am the only person that has posted or will post in this thread


>he doesn't suck dick
>he isn't a faggot
what are you, gay?


well quiet down im trying to listen to video games

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dont believe their lies


i believe everything im told even when i know its a lie

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>In other related news, increasingly outspoken Hideo Kojima has utterly slammed the Japanese games media in the latest issue of Edge magazine.
>"Japanese games media is shit," says Kojima-san in an astonishing outburst.
>"Most Japanese games reporters who come here for an interview on Metal Gear Solid haven't done their homework; they haven't done their research, and you can hardly consider them being intelligent creatures at all. You can print that."
>He continued (we swear we're not making this up): "I am certain that most game reporters in Japan are not really journalists, they are useless idiots. It's easy for us to compare the quality of reporters from Japan and other parts of the world when we visit E3 or ECTS, and this fact makes me mad."
this shit was nearly 20 years ago and it's still true
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lol the IGN effect is older than I thought




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>tfw Japan is now forever doomed to be an incel nation
why do we always get the bad ending bros?


werent a bunch of teens sneaking out at night and fugging during their cuckvid lockdowns?


im sorry japanbro

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>Game stops working if you don't constantly install the latest patches
>patches don't do anything other than breaking the game
>fans still defend it
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what a rotten way to die


>mods on the forum permaban you for talking about it


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>A TF2 killer that works for console and gets updated
<Lotsa Spaghetti code
<It's just a retarded character out of their asses fucking up the game's balance, plus faggy skins
<Developers are manchildren who won't take criticism because you're too meanie
<Building is located on a democratic shithole so they must charge you up the ass with Pay2Win bullshit, those taxes they ignore can't pay for themselves.
<Fans overdose on copium if you bring out the vast evidence on how their waifu game has been flushed down the shitter


eso somtimes


>New game is out
>Sucked dick since day 1
<It's shilled to death
>Game gets forgotten
<What a surprise, everyone admits the game sucked and bankrupted the company

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It's been four years… I'm going in, wish me luck
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I highly fucking doubt it tbh but anything is fine if you're some virgin gaymen journalist


publicity dont mean much if you dont really do anything with it but it is kinda funny how asshurt some jewnos got over it
she might be gud at blowjobs cause after 5 even the dumbest girl should know how to slob a knob without scraping it with her teeth but as far as benis/bagina goes she looks like the kinda girl whose snatch just reeks even when she tries to keep it clean so prolly not


think she takes it in the ass?


i hope she does so she has to suffer with incontinence for the rest of her life once she hits 40


I remember the only story that was noteworthy was the imperial spy storyline, and even then it was just space James bond


>Sega teases "Super game" for the past year
>it's yet another soulless arena shooter complete with ugly as fuck character design


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Hey guys it's Quandale Dingle here

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don't you feel an urge to hurt this guy?


no he looks like someone who would go on a schizo rant if you give him a bottle of vodka i would find a soapbox and a megaphone for him and let him go wild


haha bald xDDDD

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oh so you unlocked the paradox huh? easy enough right?
you went and kicked the shit out of the lich with it after a couple tries right? uh huh, ezpz.
you had an attempt at unlocking the gunslinger after playing with the paradox right?
you beat the absolute fuck out of everything all the way up to the forge right?
you had tons of hearts and armor and even the yari launcher right?
btfo'd the dragun and got its master round for another heart right?
you walked through the gate after the dragun to go kill the gunslinger's past right?
everything is basically a cakewalk towards completely unlocking the gunslinger after this right?
you remembered to get the easily forgotten bullet that can kill the past from the blacksmith right?
no? well guess you'll have to try again haha there's no way back to pick up the stupid item you havent bothered with since killing every other character's past at this point better luck next time retard!
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i wouldnt call it shitty but i would call it an extremely frustrating 6/10 because of stupid shit when it would otherwise be an 8/10
once you unlock the bullet that kills the past it should just be given to your character after you beat the dragun that alone would have saved me so much irritation i mean theres zero reason to talk to any shopkeeps outside of this specific instance so once i get into the flow of clearing chambers i always forget to even talk to the forge cunt god dammit
its the same situation as binding of isaac where the early and mid game are fun as fuck but the late game is total horseshit that relies far too much on rng and there are many situations where getting fucked countless times in a row is basically unavoidable unless youre an autist
id say pirate it and play up until youve beaten every one of the main characters' pasts along with the bullet and the robot then drop it when you get to the point of unlocking the paradox
my enjoyment of the game came to a very swift end at that point and the fact an extremely minor slipup like forgetting to talk to an npc you barely ever interact with can fuck you this hard when trying to unlock the very last character


unlocking the gunslinger i meant
the paradox is kinda fun


The game is incredibly slow paced until you get pretty deep, which is an unforgivable sin for a twin stick shooter. Once you get deep, metagame progression allowing, fights are so short that you don't even see enemy attack patterns.
<just use your unlimited iframes instead of thinking about positioning
It's a hypostasis of all the shitiest "roguelike" trends. In particular, the fact that you get rewarded for not taking damage in fights you'd never take damage in except due to iterative tedium (even with a low damage gun) makes it just a test of patience and nothing else.
>its the same situation as binding of isaac where the early and mid game are fun as fuck but the late game is total horseshit
BoI at least has reasonable lethality if you don't know enemy patterns and don't have isntagib powerups. It's an incredible travesty of just walking between rooms and not even seeing enemies move before they're dead though, yeah.


oh cool this time i got all the gud items as paradox and btfo's the shit out of the bich no problemo but then couldnt salvage the next run at all even with the shitty eye bullets making almost every gun useful
i hat rng games so god damn much i wish i wasnt retarded enough to be addicted to this shit


gunslinger unlocked
i now feel empty what a hollow "achievement" im going to go plant some more shit in my garden fuck video games


as an excuse to ask how to into switch emu cuz im a tardfag

Whatcha emulatin anon? Is it good?
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go back to reddit and kill yourself


shut the hell up before i drink your soy and smack you with my titties


aggressively twerk your bussy at and on him


ive already been doing so as a part of my soyssy mashed potato wiccan ritual to place a curse on him but i might stop just because ytmwtd


ok ok i wont tywtd

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>3rd link
>Commentary section
<Just wait for a Nintendo employee to shake his car-keys and everything will be forgiven

According to very reliable leaks: The movie will be a musical and the character designs must suffer drastic changes. Expect pic related.


but sodomy is a sin
doubly so with a turtle


not really when you understand how jews work


jews dont work


i see you already knew my apologies

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yeems lik fightan?
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Wasn't SNK hosed up to Tencent before Squadallah guy bought all of its stocks?


idk if it was tencent directly but it was some chinese company so probably tencent


i lik fightcade to budy. nullDC vear is gud for NAOMI games lik project justice n CvS2


Yeah it's a nice program but I wish there were some more normal guys to play against on there. Maybe we should do a webring tournament or something


i would participate in this. fc automatically uploads matches that you have, i think null may need you to use actual ips so id say use fc

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bruh it's literally the same game but with less menu navigating and more QoL
also pic related


No such thing as a normie chan, only a chan with normalfags


ya but this is normiechan




In all honesty, I was expecting the first Mafia remake worse, but only the controllers are ass and the driving can get tedious. Not bad for the Polish.

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