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 No.5405[Reply]

PHIL-SAMA I KNEEL
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 No.5458

>>5457
By the time it comes out it will be more than a decade since LoS 2, they should go big or not do it at all

 No.5459

>>5455
>I think at this point we've seen plenty of times that Castlevania just isn't really suited to 3D gameplay
yea those n64 games were rough

hes right tho. a bloodborne rip-off, with CVs stupefying amount of lore, would prolly print
thanks to over-yimming git gud, zoomies see beating a souls game as some sort of hardcore gaymer rite of passage theyre rly not that hard once you realize lvling up your equipment is more important than your char. theyd prolly buy it even if they didnt want it, all so they could avoid being bullied by their autistic discord friends

 No.5460

>>5458
idk im still not putting much faith in konamis ability to do anything right
this is the same company that decided to drop all console development at a time when consoles were as big as ever so they could FOMO into the mobile market ~10yrs too late, i might add and the fucking pachinko/gacha market which is nipland only

old nip suits are fucking retarded and notoriously inflexible when it comes to rapidly changing markets

 No.5461

>>5460
>which is nipland only
That's not exactly a small market tho, there are 125 million of those yellow fuckers (many of whom are dumbass otaku willing to pay money for jpegs). Plus I'm pretty sure gacha stuff does well in China and there's probably at least a few weebs in USA and Yurop playing them. And even if the game fails it's not like they spend much money on drawing some anime girl pics and paying some chinks to throw them together into an Android game. As for pachinko they're probably making Yakuzabux from that shit.
I don't know why they decided to drop console development though, maybe something to do with the drama surrounding Kojimbo?

 No.5474

monopoly is gud


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 No.5464[Reply]

>Blizzard is embarking on our next quest. We are going on a journey to a whole new universe, home to a brand-new survival game for PC and console. A place full of heroes we have yet to meet, stories yet to be told, and adventures yet to be lived. A vast realm of possibility, waiting to be explored.

You play as based Bobby trying to survive allegations while trying to secure the best severance pay

 No.5469

>>5464
>console
>not console"s"
HAHAHA SONYGGERS BTFO HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY RECOVER?


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 No.5328[Reply]

i deleted a thread instead of a post by accident
in exchange i offer yu all i hav
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 No.5445

also the swimming parts were tedious glad there was basically no required swimming sections

 No.5447

>>5444
deus ex is great. I don't recall there ever being a way to reassign buttons but I could be wrong.

 No.5448

>>5447
no you can reassign most buttons except for augs which isnt a big deal for most of them since theyre not really used as often as the flashlight, but the game is dark as fuck so the flashlight will be used a lot especially if you do a stealth run and have to sneak through rally dark alt paths
not really a huge deal but too many times i fucked up and got my brains blown out because i kept trying to hit "f" to toggle it instead of f12 and an enemy saw the light

 No.5449

>>5444
>retarded voice acting
>implying it wasn't god tier
It's cheesy as fuck but the delivery of JC's one liners really makes the game for me. As for the controls I never really had a problem personally but maybe try using something like Joy2key?
Also if you're gonna replay it I'd recommend GMDX (specifically the fanmade v10 version since the old one is kinda fucked). Basically it's a rebalance mod that improves the AI and makes some of the augments more useful. There's some questionable changes but it's a good way of mixing things up for a second playthrough

 No.5450

>>5449
cheesy is just another way of saying retarded but yah it was gud i wouldnt change it ever
deadpan "what a shame" and that chink lady full on doing the ells as arrs will never not get me rollin
i might give that gmdx thing a try when i get around to another playthrough but im gonna find something else to play first i dont wanna start a second playthrough and get burned out on it halfway through


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 No.2071[Reply]

Does Smash Bros induce schizophrenia?
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 No.5180

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Has anyone noticed the great variety the DLC has to offer?
>A bigger retarded character than Waluigi, limited edition (erases your saved data)
>An awkward celibate fag from a shitty Visual Novel RPG (crashes the server when release)
>DBZ characters with fancy hairstyles, you've guessed! It's from another generic RPG (busted as shit)
>Terry Davis whose appearance got overshadowed by the Undertale costume, that really shows how relevant SNK is.
>Non-Super Mario 64 bear and bird reminding you Nintendo will get Rare back and just hosed to Microsoft like a those electrified corpses on Halloween attractions
>Another faggy RPG character, this time it's the babyfied Final Fantasy knockoff: Fire Emblems
>Non-Punch Out rep, remember the game where she debuted right? The one where a tryhard duked it out with a guy who recently installed his game just to get beaten and all of the sudden everyone remembers it had an online competition.
>Minecrap, Brown Bricks. Unironically an original representative.
>Another RPG queer, this time is the bad guy.
>YET ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING RPG REPRESENTATIVES, this time is the dyke with Bipolar Disorder from Xenoblade Chronicles (shittiest voice acting in a Nintendo game so far)
>A shameless Tekken rep baiting dumbfucks into buying his Pay2Win game
<A SIXTH GENERIC SQUARE ANUX'S CHARACTER WITH CLOWN SHOES, BTW HE'S 14 YEARS OLD, NINTY REALLY KNOWS THEIR FANBASE FILLED WITH PEDOPHILES.

 No.5186

>>5180
>whose appearance got overshadowed by the Undertale costume
only by dumb zoomers

 No.5313

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What something that I can't help but find so funny about how the whole situation with Sora as Smash Ultimate's last character. Not a single well-known insider/leaker didn't even have any information about who was the last fighter and this was after everyone got hoodwinked by a Tekken character. (Which for context, the Heihachi mii costume was released a year before Kazuya's reveal. Sakurai dodge the question on why he did that making it look like he did it on purpose to trick every on & it worked.) The same well-known insiders/leakers, i.e. vergeben, came to their own speculation that the final character was going to be a Nintendo character. Combine that with the Smash speculationfags hyping up the last character as one of the most disappointing character ever that is only added to shill for a new upcoming game on switch.
Yet unbeknownst to them, Sora got leaked early on 4chan of all place (aka the land of fake & gay leaks) by (supposedly) a Disney employee. This said supposed Disney employee leaked Sora not once, but 4 different times. Yet, no one noticed or cared until Nintendo announced the date of the final Smash reveal which was the date the Disney employee leaked, October 5. When that happened, not a single soul trusted the 4chan leak (except for hardcore KHfags) and dismiss it as another fake and gay leak. But when October 5 came, the 4chan leak turned out to be real and the Disney anime swordboy was Ultimate's final fighter.
I have to congratulate both Nintendo and Disney to keep Sora a secret for that long. They must of scorched earth every leaker from getting that info. Minus the Disney employee that somehow leaked Sora on 4chan. He would of probably got demoted to work in the Disney coal mines for being a bad employee. I hope that guy is doing ok.

 No.5314

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>>5313
>Leaker got fired and blacklisted from both Pedowood and video game industries
<All because of a dumb character from an irritating franchise whose fandom is rock bottom along with Sonic's
This is great, everyone had their fair share of jizzing on the screen reaction videos only for the next day to be forgotten. It's like the Switch's defective joycons weight on more than just a total of 200 dollars worth of advertisement.

 No.5443

>>5313
>I hope that guy is doing ok.
he is not
you ever seen the secret tunnel networks under disneyworld? i have
if hes lucky hes strapped into a giant hamster wheel farm and forced to run naked alongside hundreds of others of disneys political prisoners, in order to provide power for space mountain

if hes not lucky, god only knows. i heard rumors those tunnels go far deeper
do NOT get between DIS and their IPs


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 No.5403[Reply]

Does /v/ play anything like this?
Recently been playan OpenLara, only the first TR game is fully playable so far but it's pretty impressive. Someone even ported it to GBA lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igEUjEci-eg
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 No.5411

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Absolute fun

 No.5426

>>5410
So basically Monkey Ball? bretty good I guess

 No.5436

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>>5426
Super Monkey Ball is an arcade game while Neverball is more of a fast paced kinetic puzzle game that uses the same control style. Tons of different levels with different styles, a few of them are pure racing but most others you have to unlock timed doors hit switches or access teleportation portals. The advanced levels are just as hard the ones in Monkey Ball.

For people with trackball mice I can also recommend Trackballs. It's an old game with ugly UI but you don't need much to do a decent Marble Madness clone.
https://trackballs.github.io/

 No.5440

>>5436
so basically marble madness? bretty good i guess

 No.5441

>>5436
Using the trackball as a control device is a genius idea actually, I'm surprised it wasn't more common


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 No.1409[Reply]

>He bought a console at launch
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 No.5252

>>5250
>It's not worth as much a full year after
What did he mean by this

 No.5311

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>>1440
im grateful that i know 2 scalpers who went broke because of lack of retards to fall for their scam

 No.5338

>>1409
Can you jailbrake the PS5?

 No.5339

>>5338
bro you can't even play games on the ps5.

 No.5399

>>5339
Lel


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 No.5358[Reply]

i bought an xbox tree sikty from a thrift store the other day and it came with one of those gay kinect sensors is there anything i can do with that like use it as a security camera or some shit? if not i will just use it for target practice
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 No.5369

>>5365
I said Google but actually I use Duckduckgo lol, maybe try that out

 No.5371

>>5365
seo spammers have completely broken google's search algorithm so like 90% of results are just trash
if u wanna read silicon valley faggots discussing it https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29772136

i wish i got into the blackhat seo stuff, seems like a cool way to make cash while living the neet lifestyle

 No.5380

>>5371
I don't know why anyone still uses Google honestly. I get with some of their services like Youtube where there's no real alternative but there's a fuck ton of other search engines

 No.5381

>>5368
>games?
Lol it was made to spy on you and farm/sell the data

 No.5382

>>5380
in reality there are only 2 decent search engines - bing & google. other engines run on top of bing/google and proxy their results with a little filtering to make it look unique, even yahoo uses bing as its backend

i think the foreign ones like yandex & baidu use their own crawlers and stuff but in the west its just bing and google


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 No.5143[Reply]

I stood up and clapped
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 No.5246

>>5232
you will never be a woman

 No.5254

>>5246
no, but you will be when I'm done with you
*unzips dick*

 No.5257

>>5254
uh excuse me but did you just perform smile reassignment surgery on a precious frumpy tranny frowner without xer consent? the bisexual congress will subpoenaing you for this violation of xer transhuman rights

 No.5353

I have no idea why but CRPGs are just pure misery to me. It's such an unfun game design.
I can learn to enjoy every other game type

 No.5355

>>5353
I'm not a huge fan of the genre myself but if you ever feel like giving it a chance try the OG Fallouts. They're simplified compared to other CRPGs so you don't have to deal with so much of the tabletop autism


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 No.1887[Reply]

Here's your new Sonic game bro
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 No.5233

>>5218
I feel like those realistic looking graphics with cartoony Sonic characters will be a strange mix though. It kinda reminds me a little of those "OCARINA OF TIME 4K UNREAL ENGINE REMAKE" Youtube videos

 No.5235

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>>5233
SEGA HIRE THIS MAN

 No.5242

>>5233
See if they made the game look like this >>5235
then I wouldn't have a problem. But Sonic team handling the game just worries me

 No.5286

>>5235
*Yakuza recruit this man

 No.5316

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>>2942
>tfw Looney Tunes characters are canon within Sonic's universe.
>A Super Mario a look like would side with Robotnik while colonizing Angel Island
<All thanks to a British publisher.


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 No.5217[Reply]

>Ubisoft has announced it's working on a Splinter Cell remake.

>The remake is in development at Far Cry 6 lead studio Ubisoft Toronto, and is being built on Ubisoft's Snowdrop engine - the same engine used to develop Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora and Ubisoft's upcoming Star Wars game.

Probably the best case scenario for Splinter Cell right?
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 No.5247

>>5231
I mean Hitman's ok and looks raly gud grafix wise, but it gets kinda repetitive sometimes. Wish they mixed up things a little bit

 No.5256

>>5247
Yeah, but the game is called Hitman so it's hard to think of objectives other than "kill this guy without getting caught. The OG game was a bit more experimental, there were action sequences as well as the usual stealth stuff. But it was janky to the point of being basically unplayable these days.
Also, I think nu-Hitman can stay fresh if you use your imagination. The game is a great sandbox where basically everything is interactive, so there's hundreds of ways you can complete each level

 No.5259

>>5231
baldsexual smile

 No.5260

>>5259
vs targetboi frown

 No.5284

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>>5231
And Watch Dogs 3 had Aiden back most of the time you'll end up shooting gangbangers instead of sneakily distracting them, but for some reason his nephew became a nigger, like he's a ginger-nigger.


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 No.5263[Reply]

>The galaxy is in peril. Entire worlds are falling. The Imperium needs you. Embody the superhuman skill and brutality of a Space Marine, the greatest of the Emperor's warriors. Unleash deadly abilities and an arsenal of devastating weaponry to obliterate the relentless Tyranid hordes.

This is looking amazing

 No.5264

Never really touched Warhammer since I'm not into /tg/ autism but how are the vidya gaymes?

 No.5265

>>5264
The license is whored out more than Zoe Quinn at a GDQ so it's a mixed bag. Space Marine was a pretty fun third person shooter but it went under the radar because it was released at the peak of third person shooters. Now it's not such an overdone genre Space Marine 2 should get a lot more appreciation


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 No.5262[Reply]

Spaceludo is back on the menu

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 No.4700[Reply]

Who was in the wrong here?
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 No.5051

>>5036
Desperate measures for desperate occasions.

>>5038
To think a sequel video to "The Brilliant Fighting Gaming Community" was more hyped than any shitty fighting game.

 No.5061

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>>5051
>Desperate measures for desperate occasions
wat

 No.5071

>>5061
Well they did reveal the ninja from the first SF is dead and was killed by Ibuki's gang, it would've been interesting if he got his marvelous 3d debut just to get stabbed at the end of his story.

 No.5074

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>>5071
oh ok i understand now

 No.5251

is dotz posting here now?


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 No.24[Reply]

https://archive.org/details/ElDewrito0.6
Halo fun

 No.857

>>24
It ded. micro$oft killed it

 No.5249

>>857
>>24
Well Infinite's out now at least. It gud


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 No.4207[Reply]

is re4 the most overrated game ever?
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 No.4474

>>4473
Just play Dead Space 1 instead. It's like an updated version of RE4

 No.4484

>>4474
i lik ded spess too but it doesnt give me the same vibe as re4

 No.4607

>>4207
is OP is the most faggot ever?

 No.5248

>>4207
there's a vr version out now OP, if you want to talk about that

 No.6303

>>4472
>im gun be contrarin
go back to cuckchan and kill yourself


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