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6/18 EVERYTHING SPORTS THREAD WATCH

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Toronto Blue Jays (33-34) vs. Baltimore Orioles (22-46)
TOR- Robbie Ray (4-2)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Cleveland Indians (38-28) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (23-44)
CLE- J.C. Mejía (1-1)
PIT- Chad Kuhl (0-4)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

New York Mets (35-26) vs. Washington Nationals (30-35)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (1-4)
WSH- Erick Fedde (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Oakland Athletics (43-27) vs. New York Yankees (36-32)
OAK- James Kaprielian (3-1)
NYY- Jameson Taillon (1-4)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

St. Louis Cardinals (35-34) vs. Atlanta Braves (31-35)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-7)
ATL- Max Fried (3-4)
>6:20 PM CT
MLBN

Miami Marlins (29-39) vs. Chicago Cubs (39-30)
MIA- Pablo López (2-4)
CHC- Zach Davies (4-3)
>7:05 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (27-41) vs. Texas Rangers (25-43)
MIN- José Berríos (7-2)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-7)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Boston Red Sox (42-27) vs. Kansas City Royals (30-37)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (6-2)
KC- Jackson Kowar (0-2)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Chicago White Sox (43-26) vs. Houston Astros (40-28)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (6-2)
HOU- Luis Garcia (5-4)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Milwaukee Brewers (38-31) vs. Colorado Rockies (29-41)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (3-4)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (2-7)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Detroit Tigers (29-40) vs. Los Angeles Angels (34-35)
DET- José Ureña (2-6)
LAA- Alex Cobb (4-2)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Los Angeles Dodgers (41-27) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (20-50)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (6-5)
ARI- Caleb Smith (2-2)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Philadelphia Phillies (33-33) vs. San Francisco Giants (44-25)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (2-1)
SF- Johnny Cueto (4-3)
>8:45 PM CT


Tampa Bay Rays (43-27) vs. Seattle Mariners (35-36)
TB- Michael Wacha (1-1)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (3-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

Cincinnati Reds (35-32) vs. San Diego Padres (39-32)
CIN- Tony Santillan (0-0)
SD- Chris Paddack (3-5)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD

WHITE-

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11)
>7:00 PM CT
USA, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Philadelphia 76ers (49-23) vs. Atlanta Hawks (41-31)
>6:30 PM CT
ESPN

Utah Jazz (52-20) vs. LA Clippers (47-25)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN
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==FOOTBALL THREAD==

Yuroafrican cup
Go team White
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vax thread

so got the J&J because of work…
so far:
>eye spasms
>rash (hives?) never had before
>headache
>joint ache
>nausea
>diarriah
>(extremely) swollen lymph nodes
>sore throat

what the fuck did they put in this damn poison?
i've taken all kinds of exotic shit (anthrax, smallpox, various tropical diseases) and i've never had anything even remotely close to as bizarre as this
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Today would have never happened under my watch - GOATbro
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VROOMER THREAD

now with 20% more spinning
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6-17-21 l8 sparts thread

watch the nets/bucks

watch other sparts things
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how much does this man get paid?
R: 1 / I: 0
you realize, this means war?
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ffs this is like the eighth time I've had to report cp in the last week in a half. And its aways in the early morning least coast hours. I'm tired of seeing this shit. either get a janny or make me the janny
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Coca Cola status:
OWNED BY MEDBULL
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6-16-21 all day thread

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Atlanta Hawks (41-31) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (49-23)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Utah Jazz (52-20)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT
TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Miami Marlins (29-38) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (34-33)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (4-5)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-2)
>12:15 PM CT
MLBN

Tampa Bay Rays (43-25) vs. Chicago White Sox (42-25)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (4-3)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (5-5)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Detroit Tigers (28-39) vs. Kansas City Royals (30-36)
DET- Tarik Skubal (3-7)
KC- Brady Singer (3-5)
>1:10 PM CT
BSKC

Cincinnati Reds (34-31) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (38-29)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (6-2)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (6-1)
>1:10 PM CT
BSWI

San Diego Padres (38-31) vs. Colorado Rockies (27-41)
SD- Blake Snell (2-3)
COL- Kyle Freeland (0-2)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Los Angeles Angels (33-34) vs. Oakland Athletics (42-27)
LAA- Griffin Canning (5-4)
OAK- Cole Irvin (4-7)
>2:37 PM CT
NBCSCA

Pittsburgh Pirates (23-43) vs. Washington Nationals (29-35)
PIT- Chase De Jong (0-0)
WSH- Paolo Espino (0-2)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

New York Yankees (34-32) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (33-32)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (7-3)
TOR- Ross Stripling (2-3)
>6:07 PM CT
SNET1

Baltimore Orioles (22-44) vs. Cleveland Indians (36-28)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-1)
CLE- Aaron Civale (9-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

Chicago Cubs (38-29) vs. New York Mets (34-25)
CHC- Robert Stock (0-0)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (6-2)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Boston Red Sox (41-27) vs. Atlanta Braves (30-34)
BOS- Garrett Richards (4-4)
ATL- Ian Anderson (4-3)
>6:20 PM CT
ESPN

Texas Rangers (25-42) vs. Houston Astros (38-28)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-4)
HOU- Zack Greinke (6-2)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-48) vs. San Francisco Giants (42-25)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-6)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (6-2)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

Philadelphia Phillies (32-33) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (41-26)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-3)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (8-5)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (26-41) vs. Seattle Mariners (34-35)
MIN- Bailey Ober (0-0)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (5-5)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW
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what's a computer?
R: 3 / I: 0
OJmil here
giving sportschan an OFFICIAL update that I am still looking for The Real Killers™
I am looking for The Real Killers™ today at Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes
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LEAFS GENERAL #3

WE CLENCH THE DIVISION EDITION
First Leafs - Habs playoff series in 42 years!
Too bad we're getting our memeflu shot tomorrow and half of the team will die.
R: 156 / I: 38
WHITE-

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>7:00 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Milwaukee Bucks (46-26) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>7:30 PM CT
TNT

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pittsburgh Pirates (23-42) vs. Washington Nationals (28-35)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-6)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (3-5)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

New York Yankees (33-32) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (33-31)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (3-1)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (5-4)
>6:07 PM CT
SNET1

Baltimore Orioles (22-43) vs. Cleveland Indians (35-28)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-7)
CLE- Cal Quantrill (0-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

Chicago Cubs (38-28) vs. New York Mets (33-25)
CHC- Alec Mills (2-0)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (5-2)
>6:10 PM CT
ESPN

Boston Red Sox (40-27) vs. Atlanta Braves (30-33)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-4)
ATL- Tucker Davidson (0-0)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Tampa Bay Rays (43-24) vs. Chicago White Sox (41-25)
TB- Shane McClanahan (2-1)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (5-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Detroit Tigers (27-39) vs. Kansas City Royals (30-35)
DET- Casey Mize (3-4)
KC- Mike Minor (5-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Texas Rangers (25-41) vs. Houston Astros (37-28)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (4-0)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cincinnati Reds (33-31) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (38-28)
CIN- Luis Castillo (2-9)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-4)
>7:10 PM CT
BSWI

Miami Marlins (29-37) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (33-33)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (7-3)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-4)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

San Diego Padres (38-30) vs. Colorado Rockies (26-41)
SD- Yu Darvish (6-2)
COL- Chi Chi González (2-4)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Los Angeles Angels (33-33) vs. Oakland Athletics (41-27)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (4-3)
OAK- Frankie Montas (6-6)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-47) vs. San Francisco Giants (41-25)
ARI- Matt Peacock (2-4)
SF- Zack Littell (0-0)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

Philadelphia Phillies (32-32) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (40-26)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-5)
LAD- Julio Urías (9-2)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (26-40) vs. Seattle Mariners (33-35)
MIN- J.A. Happ (3-2)
SEA- Chris Flexen (5-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW
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Kwiatkowski and Johnson said it was common knowledge among their teammates that Anderson abused players during the physicals they had to get from him, which Johnson said players jokingly referred to as “seeing Dr. Anal.”
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The Redditor that Vanished
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no dudder ever called me a nigger
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>dotz """"""""""humor""""""""""
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nigger music thread
R: 7 / I: 1
how do i host my own imageboard?
im trying to figure out how to setup vichan on loonix
R: 8 / I: 1
hey babe:
R: 0 / I: 0
>be you
>blocks all your hopes and dreams

based as fuck
R: 2 / I: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/0/

I NEED ENERGY
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6/14 everything is everything sparts thrad

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA, CBC

CHOCOLATE-

Philadelphia 76ers (49-23) vs. Atlanta Hawks (41-31)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

Utah Jazz (52-20) vs. LA Clippers (47-25)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pittsburgh Pirates (23-41) vs. Washington Nationals (27-35)
PIT- JT Brubaker (4-5)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Toronto Blue Jays (33-30) vs. Boston Red Sox (39-27)
TOR- Alek Manoah (1-0)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (7-3)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Baltimore Orioles (22-42) vs. Cleveland Indians (34-28)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-5)
CLE- J.C. Mejía (1-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

Chicago Cubs (38-27) vs. New York Mets (32-25)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (5-6)
NYM- David Peterson (1-5)
>6:10 PM CT
ESPN

Tampa Bay Rays (42-24) vs. Chicago White Sox (41-24)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (5-2)
CWS- Lance Lynn (7-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Detroit Tigers (26-39) vs. Kansas City Royals (30-34)
DET- Matthew Boyd (3-6)
KC- Brad Keller (6-5)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Cincinnati Reds (32-31) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (38-27)
CIN- Vladimir Gutierrez (2-1)
MIL- Eric Lauer (1-2)
>7:10 PM CT
BSWI

Miami Marlins (29-36) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (32-33)
MIA- Braxton Garrett (0-1)
STL- Adam Wainwright (4-5)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

San Diego Padres (38-29) vs. Colorado Rockies (25-41)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-1)
COL- Austin Gomber (5-5)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Los Angeles Angels (33-32) vs. Oakland Athletics (40-27)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (1-6)
OAK- Sean Manaea (5-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-46) vs. San Francisco Giants (40-25)
ARI- Matt Peacock (2-3)
SF- Alex Wood (5-3)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

Philadelphia Phillies (32-31) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (39-26)
PHI- Spencer Howard (0-1)
LAD- Tony Gonsolin (0-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (26-39) vs. Seattle Mariners (32-35)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (1-4)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW
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REDDIT DOWN! REDDIT DOWN!

REDDIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who run the world? BlackRock and Vanguard

They own sport too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOnXLhEh6Nk
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uh oh guys dotz reported the sportschan discord and i got banned
R: 11 / I: 4
is anyone else up
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volleyball bunda thread?
R: 8 / I: 1
>Villains whose motivations are arguably better than the protagonist's
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dammit duder why didn't you tell me this was happening?
R: 2 / I: 1
mayk the bux vs nots thred
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6/13 WATCH EVERYTHING THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Yankees (33-32) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (32-31)
NYY- Domingo Germán (4-4)
PHI- Aaron Nola (5-4)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (40-25) vs. Washington Nationals (27-35)
SF- Johnny Cueto (4-3)
WSH- Joe Ross (3-6)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

Toronto Blue Jays (33-30) vs. Boston Red Sox (39-27)
TOR- Robbie Ray (4-2)
BOS- Martín Pérez (4-4)
>12:10 PM CT
NESN

Seattle Mariners (31-35) vs. Cleveland Indians (34-27)
SEA- Logan Gilbert (1-2)
CLE- Shane Bieber (7-3)
>12:10 PM CT
BSGL

Baltimore Orioles (22-42) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (42-24)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (4-4)
TB- Michael Wacha (1-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Chicago White Sox (41-24) vs. Detroit Tigers (26-39)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (6-2)
DET- Kyle Funkhouser (0-0)
>12:10 PM CT
BSDET

Colorado Rockies (25-40) vs. Cincinnati Reds (31-31)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (2-6)
CIN- Tony Santillan (0-0)
>12:10 PM CT
BSOH

San Diego Padres (37-29) vs. New York Mets (32-24)
SD- Chris Paddack (2-5)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (1-4)
>12:10 PM CT
SNY

Atlanta Braves (29-33) vs. Miami Marlins (29-35)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-3)
MIA- Pablo López (2-3)
>12:10 PM CT
BSFL

Pittsburgh Pirates (23-40) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (37-27)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-4)
MIL- Adrian Houser (4-5)
>1:10 PM CT
BSWI

Houston Astros (36-28) vs. Minnesota Twins (26-38)
HOU- Framber Valdez (2-0)
MIN- Michael Pineda (3-3)
>1:10 PM CT
BSN

Kansas City Royals (30-33) vs. Oakland Athletics (39-27)
KC- Kris Bubic (1-1)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (6-2)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

Texas Rangers (25-40) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (38-26)
TEX- Dane Dunning (2-4)
LAD- Walker Buehler (5-0)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Los Angeles Angels (32-32) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (20-45)
LAA- Patrick Sandoval (0-2)
ARI- Jon Duplantier (0-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSAZ

St. Louis Cardinals (32-32) vs. Chicago Cubs (37-27)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-6)
CHC- Zach Davies (3-3)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN

WHITE-

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Brooklyn Nets (48-24) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (46-26)
>2:00 PM CT
ABC

Phoenix Suns (51-21) vs. Denver Nuggets (47-25)
>7:00 PM CT
TNT
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Championship thread

I thought this is a sport board?
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Music thread

Post what you're listening RIGHT NOW
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Elon Musk claims responsibility
R: 591 / I: 82

EURO 2020 thread

EURO 2020 one week away
which team is going to win and why is it fucking france?
R: 35 / I: 8
Lucy Li is now 18 and I want to molest her face.

That is all.

Thx.
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WELLNESS CHECK FOR OUR KC BROS

RESPOND HERE THE /sp/ITIZENS OF /sp/ARTA ARE CONCERNED FOR YOUR WELL BEING


DOCTOR GHOST WILL BE ON SITE TO ADMINISTER ALL THE MENTAL HEALTH HELP YOU NEED
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Why do midwits (hipsters, poltards, >you) always feel the need to give names to things and refer to them as such rather than just describing the act and in doing so retain the ability to add nuance contextually?
Is it a deliberate attempt to obscure their meaning from the (lower class) that they don't want to associate with?
Are they just unabashedly creating an artificial feeling of merit by adding unnecessary meta-textual depth to ordinary phrase?
Is it an attempt to overcome the limits of their working memory, or a habit formed out of such? You see this practice all the time in things that are very simple lockstep linear sequences though, so is such explicit naming of things a habit born out of something else? Is this a product of education, generations of varying discernment writing and teach to write to the level of the lowest, embedded and brought forth again in the mind of the reliant?
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mak the crik thread
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the penis sons or mormon jizz are the only ways to stop a xots championship
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white hands made this post
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Black Fungusb Owl

it begins…
R: 8 / I: 1
In light of recent anti-dotz attacks, we at sportschan will be performing a group IATA go yankees tribute on Saturday, June 12th at 4 PM ET.
We start at 3:30 and begin at 4:05. We plan on ending somewhere from 7:00 to 7:05, but you may stay afterwards if you choose.

#dotzlifematters #stopdotzhate
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dont buy msi budys
R: 165 / I: 47

June 10th Sparts Discussion (serious)

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Los Angeles Dodgers (36-25) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (23-37)
LAD- Julio Urías (8-2)
PIT- Mitch Keller (3-6)
>11:35 AM CT
YT

Milwaukee Brewers (34-27) vs. Cincinnati Reds (29-30)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (6-1)
CIN- Luis Castillo (2-8)
>11:35 AM CT
BSOH

Atlanta Braves (29-30) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (29-31)
ATL- Ian Anderson (4-3)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-3)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (31-32) vs. Detroit Tigers (25-36)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (5-4)
DET- Tyler Alexander (0-0)
>12:10 PM CT
BSDET

San Francisco Giants (38-23) vs. Washington Nationals (25-33)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (5-2)
WSH- Max Scherzer (5-4)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Houston Astros (35-26) vs. Boston Red Sox (37-25)
HOU- Zack Greinke (6-2)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-4)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Colorado Rockies (25-37) vs. Miami Marlins (26-35)
COL- Chi Chi González (2-3)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (6-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

Toronto Blue Jays (31-28) vs. Chicago White Sox (37-24)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (5-3)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (4-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

New York Yankees (33-29) vs. Minnesota Twins (24-37)
NYY- Michael King (0-3)
MIN- J.A. Happ (3-2)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Kansas City Royals (29-31) vs. Oakland Athletics (37-26)
KC- Mike Minor (4-3)
OAK- Frankie Montas (6-5)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

WHITE-

Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Brooklyn Nets (48-24) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (46-26)
>6:30 PM CT
ESPN

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Utah Jazz (52-20)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN
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crypto$ thread

hey cunts,
let's make money

what coin is good to get in on the ground floor now?
Cardano(ada)? will it see a similar rise as ETH?
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HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER; A HOT ROD NIGGER.
HIS COCK IS GETTIN BIGGER, CAUSE HE’S ONE HOT NIGGER.
HE’LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEART AND TEAR YOUR ASS APART.
HE’S ONE HOT ROD NIGGER.

HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER. HE’S GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER.
THAT’S WHAT I FIGURE WITH HIS THICK AND STICKY FINGERS.
HE’LL DO YOU IN THE ASS FOR HIS DICK’S AS HARD AS GLASS.
HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER. HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER.
(SOLO)
HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER; A REALLY BIGGER NIGGER.
HE’S GROWING DEEP INSIDE, SPREADING ASS CHEEKS WIDE.
HE’LL DO IT UP THE BUTT CAUSE HE LIKES THOSE WHORING SLUTS.
HE’S A HOT ROD NIGGER;
ONE BAD ASS NIGGER.
THAT’S WHAT I FIGURE
FOR THAT HOT ROD NIGGER.
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Fuck your buck

R: 19 / I: 4
RICK AND MORTY FORTNITE
RICK AND MORTY FORTNITE
AMOGUS BTFO
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69 CROWJOB THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Francisco Giants (38-22) vs. Texas Rangers (23-39)
SF- Zack Littell (0-0)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (4-0)
>1:05 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-42) vs. Oakland Athletics (36-26)
ARI- Matt Peacock (2-2)
OAK- Sean Manaea (4-2)
>2:37 PM CT
NBCSCA

Chicago Cubs (34-27) vs. San Diego Padres (37-26)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (5-6)
SD- Yu Darvish (6-1)
>3:10 PM CT
BSSD

New York Mets (29-24) vs. Baltimore Orioles (22-38)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (4-2)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-6)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Los Angeles Dodgers (35-25) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (23-36)
LAD- Tony Gonsolin (0-0)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-5)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Atlanta Braves (29-29) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (28-31)
ATL- Tucker Davidson (0-0)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-5)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Houston Astros (34-26) vs. Boston Red Sox (37-24)
HOU- Jake Odorizzi (0-3)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (7-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Washington Nationals (24-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (39-23)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (3-5)
TB- Shane McClanahan (2-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Seattle Mariners (30-32) vs. Detroit Tigers (25-35)
SEA- Chris Flexen (5-3)
DET- Casey Mize (3-4)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Milwaukee Brewers (34-26) vs. Cincinnati Reds (28-30)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
CIN- Vladimir Gutierrez (1-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSOH

Colorado Rockies (24-37) vs. Miami Marlins (26-34)
COL- Austin Gomber (4-5)
MIA- Cody Poteet (2-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

Toronto Blue Jays (30-28) vs. Chicago White Sox (37-23)
TOR- Alek Manoah (1-0)
CWS- Lance Lynn (7-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

New York Yankees (32-29) vs. Minnesota Twins (24-36)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (6-3)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (1-5)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Cleveland Indians (32-26) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-30)
CLE- J.C. Mejía (1-0)
STL- Adam Wainwright (3-5)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Kansas City Royals (29-30) vs. Los Angeles Angels (29-32)
KC- Brad Keller (6-4)
LAA- Griffin Canning (4-4)
>8:38 PM CT
ESPN

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (33-16-7) vs. New York Islanders (32-17-7)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Denver Nuggets (47-25) vs. Phoenix Suns (51-21)
>8:30 PM CT
TNT
R: 90 / I: 34

/sp/ gaymings Power Rankings

I dunno if it's p okay to include this here or in another board, but I wanted to try doing an official power rankings thread for sports videogames. so far I got:

1) NBA Jam
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
..
..
9001)

Games I have for now for the list:

- NFL Street
- X-games (PS1 game)
- SSX On Tour
- SSX Tricky
- Shaun White Snowboarding
- Super Mario Strikers?
- Fight Night 3
- UFC 2009
- Blitz: The League
- Blitz: The League 2
- Football manager games?

I really haven't done a power rankings thread in a while, so I dunno. What should I add or take out?
R: 126 / I: 54

jun 8 OFFICIAL SPARTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Mets (29-23) vs. Baltimore Orioles (21-38)
NYM- David Peterson (1-4)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (3-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Los Angeles Dodgers (34-25) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (23-35)
LAD- Walker Buehler (4-0)
PIT- JT Brubaker (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Atlanta Braves (28-29) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (28-30)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-3)
PHI- Aaron Nola (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Houston Astros (33-26) vs. Boston Red Sox (37-23)
HOU- Framber Valdez (1-0)
BOS- Martín Pérez (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Washington Nationals (24-32) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (38-23)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
FS1

Seattle Mariners (30-31) vs. Detroit Tigers (24-35)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (1-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-6)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Milwaukee Brewers (33-26) vs. Cincinnati Reds (28-29)
MIL- Adrian Houser (3-5)
CIN- Sonny Gray (1-4)
>6:10 PM CT
BSOH

Colorado Rockies (24-36) vs. Miami Marlins (25-34)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (2-5)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

San Francisco Giants (37-22) vs. Texas Rangers (23-38)
SF- Alex Wood (5-3)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-4)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Toronto Blue Jays (30-27) vs. Chicago White Sox (36-23)
TOR- Robbie Ray (3-2)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (5-2)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

New York Yankees (31-29) vs. Minnesota Twins (24-35)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (3-1)
MIN- Michael Pineda (3-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Cleveland Indians (31-26) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-29)
CLE- Shane Bieber (6-3)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-5)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Kansas City Royals (29-29) vs. Los Angeles Angels (28-32)
KC- Kris Bubic (1-0)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (3-3)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-41) vs. Oakland Athletics (35-26)
ARI- Jon Duplantier (0-1)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (5-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Chicago Cubs (33-27) vs. San Diego Padres (37-25)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-3)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN
WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>5:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA
CHOCOLATE-

Atlanta Hawks (41-31) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (49-23)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Utah Jazz (52-20)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 28 / I: 9
R: 6 / I: 1
hey babe I need a cup of warm milk and some CR spray
R: 14 / I: 2
Why was Dog-8 scared of CR?


Because CR-7-8-9!
R: 12 / I: 4

6-8-21 all day thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Mets (29-23) vs. Baltimore Orioles (21-38)
NYM- David Peterson (1-4)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (3-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Los Angeles Dodgers (34-25) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (23-35)
LAD- Walker Buehler (4-0)
PIT- JT Brubaker (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Atlanta Braves (28-29) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (28-30)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-3)
PHI- Aaron Nola (4-4)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Houston Astros (33-26) vs. Boston Red Sox (37-23)
HOU- Framber Valdez (1-0)
BOS- Martín Pérez (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Washington Nationals (24-32) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (38-23)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
FS1

Seattle Mariners (30-31) vs. Detroit Tigers (24-35)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (1-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-6)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Milwaukee Brewers (33-26) vs. Cincinnati Reds (28-29)
MIL- Adrian Houser (3-5)
CIN- Sonny Gray (1-4)
>6:10 PM CT
BSOH

Colorado Rockies (24-36) vs. Miami Marlins (25-34)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (2-5)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

San Francisco Giants (37-22) vs. Texas Rangers (23-38)
SF- Alex Wood (5-3)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-4)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Toronto Blue Jays (30-27) vs. Chicago White Sox (36-23)
TOR- Robbie Ray (3-2)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (5-2)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

New York Yankees (31-29) vs. Minnesota Twins (24-35)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (3-1)
MIN- Michael Pineda (3-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Cleveland Indians (31-26) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-29)
CLE- Shane Bieber (6-3)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-5)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Kansas City Royals (29-29) vs. Los Angeles Angels (28-32)
KC- Kris Bubic (1-0)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (3-3)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-41) vs. Oakland Athletics (35-26)
ARI- Jon Duplantier (0-1)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (5-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Chicago Cubs (33-27) vs. San Diego Padres (37-25)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-3)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>5:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Atlanta Hawks (41-31) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (49-23)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Utah Jazz (52-20)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 3 / I: 0
Lchan. Tor-only imageboard. User board creation is enabled. 50 MB file upload.

http://lchan7pikmwcsrgrn3mg6rtv4c4dlmqnfe34df4v2dym3goggsrphcad.onion/index.html

I'm basically posting this for the 1 poster who uses Tor on this site. :^)
R: 22 / I: 6

>cantada

Oh no no no no no
R: 169 / I: 15
chinks did gook flu
R: 163 / I: 51

6/7 SUS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Miami Marlins (25-33) vs. Boston Red Sox (36-23)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (6-1)
>4:10 PM CT
MLBN

Kansas City Royals (29-28) vs. Los Angeles Angels (27-32)
KC- Jackson Kowar (0-0)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (0-6)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Chicago Cubs (33-26) vs. San Diego Padres (36-25)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (4-4)
SD- Ryan Weathers (2-2)
>9:10 PM CT
ESPN

WHITE-

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Boston Bruins (33-16-7)
>5:30 PM CT
NBCS, SN1, TVA

Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11)
>7:00 PM CT
NHL, NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Milwaukee Bucks (46-26) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

Denver Nuggets (47-25) vs. Phoenix Suns (51-21)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 228 / I: 31

LOGAN PAUL VS. FLOYD MAYWEATHER

on now
http://bongstreams.com/stream-5/?sport=boxing
R: 3 / I: 0
dudder you fucking pig
R: 346 / I: 74

6/5 hi

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Detroit Tigers (23-34) vs. Chicago White Sox (35-22)
DET- Tarik Skubal (2-7)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (5-4)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Cincinnati Reds (26-29) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-27)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (4-2)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-2)
>1:15 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (32-25) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (29-26)
HOU- José Urquidy (4-2)
TOR- Ross Stripling (1-3)
>2:07 PM CT
SNET

Cleveland Indians (30-25) vs. Baltimore Orioles (20-37)
CLE- Aaron Civale (7-2)
BAL- John Means (4-1)
>3:05 PM CT
MASN2

Miami Marlins (24-32) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (22-34)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (6-3)
PIT- Chase De Jong (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
ATTP

Washington Nationals (24-30) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (26-30)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-5)
PHI- Spencer Howard (0-1)
>3:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Tampa Bay Rays (36-23) vs. Texas Rangers (23-36)
TB- Rich Hill (4-2)
TEX- Kolby Allard (1-1)
>3:05 PM CT
BSSW

Minnesota Twins (22-35) vs. Kansas City Royals (29-26)
MIN- José Berríos (5-2)
KC- Mike Minor (4-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSKC

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-39) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (31-26)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-6)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (4-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSWI

Chicago Cubs (32-25) vs. San Francisco Giants (36-21)
CHC- Kohl Stewart (1-0)
SF- Kevin Gausman (6-0)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Boston Red Sox (34-23) vs. New York Yankees (31-27)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-4)
NYY- Jameson Taillon (1-4)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Los Angeles Dodgers (34-23) vs. Atlanta Braves (26-29)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (7-4)
ATL- Charlie Morton (4-2)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Oakland Athletics (34-25) vs. Colorado Rockies (23-35)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-7)
COL- Kyle Freeland (0-0)
>8:10 PM CT
ATTR

Seattle Mariners (29-30) vs. Los Angeles Angels (26-31)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (3-3)
LAA- Alex Cobb (3-2)
>9:07 PM CT
BSW

New York Mets (27-23) vs. San Diego Padres (36-23)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (4-2)
SD- Joe Musgrove (4-4)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>3:00 PM CT
USA, RSN, TVA

Boston Bruins (33-16-7) vs. New York Islanders (32-17-7)
>6:15 PM CT
NBC, RSN, CBC, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Milwaukee Bucks (46-26) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT
R: 334 / I: 61

HyperInflation is here, boys.

well, right on schedule. takes about 1-2 years for inflation to trickle all the way down to the consumer. hope you guys are ready for a wild ride from the multi-trillion dollars spending the gov did so that morbidly obese people dont die from a cold.

https://inflationdata.com/articles/2021/01/21/why-hasnt-the-u-s-dollar-experienced-hyperinflation/

its just starting to hit retail now. this is gonna be such a wild fucking ride. hope you guys like 20% interest rates

https://gainspainscapital.com/2021/05/03/inflation-watch-we-are-entering-the-final-and-most-critical-phase/
R: 35 / I: 4
Fuck the feds
R: 3 / I: 0
I'm gonna steal your sports, sp!
R: 45 / I: 11
I CAN'T STOP FAPPING
R: 1 / I: 0
dudder you fucking crossdresser
R: 11 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0

why y'all so dark sided?

R: 146 / I: 40
>not all heroes wear capes
hehe
all in a days work
R: 3 / I: 1
Day 2086: /sp/ wins AGAIN
R: 18 / I: 4

I liek criket

of todays

will remindings thems budy
R: 23 / I: 2
>are enjoined from implementing or enforcing the California Penal Code §§ 30515(a)(1) through (8) (defining an “assault weapon” by prohibited features), 30800 (deeming those “assault weapons” a public nuisance), 30915 (regulating those “assault weapons” obtained by bequest or inheritance), 30925 (restricting importation of those “assault weapons” by new residents), 30945 (restricting use of those registered “assault weapons”), and 30950 (prohibiting possession of those “assault weapons” by minors) and the penalty provisions §§ 30600, 30605 and 30800 as applied to “assault weapons” defined in Code §§ 30515(a)(1) through (8).
benitez is dropping bombs, again.
dont worry tho the state didn't care about violating the second amendment before, peddly shit like rulings from a federal judge wont stop them.
this is nice, tho. just enough hope to keep living on.
R: 6 / I: 2
R: 1 / I: 0
dudder you fucking alcohol
R: 4 / I: 0

hi

i like a good beaujolais nouveau xd
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 160 / I: 42

JUNE THE 4TH BE WITH YOU SPORTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cleveland Indians (30-24) vs. Baltimore Orioles (19-37)
CLE- Jean Carlos Mejía (1-0)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Miami Marlins (24-31) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (21-34)
MIA- Cody Poteet (2-1)
PIT- Mitch Keller (3-6)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Washington Nationals (23-30) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (26-29)
WSH- Max Scherzer (4-4)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-2)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Boston Red Sox (33-23) vs. New York Yankees (31-26)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (6-2)
NYY- Michael King (0-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (31-25) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (29-25)
HOU- Zack Greinke (5-2)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (5-2)
>6:07 PM CT
SNET1

Los Angeles Dodgers (33-23) vs. Atlanta Braves (26-28)
LAD- Julio Urías (7-2)
ATL- Ian Anderson (4-2)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Tampa Bay Rays (36-22) vs. Texas Rangers (22-36)
TB- Josh Fleming (5-3)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (3-0)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Detroit Tigers (23-33) vs. Chicago White Sox (34-22)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (4-2)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (4-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Minnesota Twins (22-34) vs. Kansas City Royals (28-26)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (2-6)
KC- Brad Keller (5-4)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-38) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (30-26)
ARI- Matt Peacock (2-1)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (5-1)
>7:10 PM CT
BSWI

Cincinnati Reds (25-29) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-26)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-8)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-3)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Oakland Athletics (33-25) vs. Colorado Rockies (23-34)
OAK- Frankie Montas (5-5)
COL- Jon Gray (4-5)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Seattle Mariners (29-29) vs. Los Angeles Angels (25-31)
SEA- Robert Dugger (0-1)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-1)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Chicago Cubs (32-24) vs. San Francisco Giants (35-21)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (5-5)
SF- Logan Webb (4-3)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

New York Mets (27-22) vs. San Diego Padres (35-23)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (1-3)
SD- Blake Snell (1-2)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3)
>6:30 PM CT
USA, RSN, CBC, TVA

Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Dallas Mavericks (42-30)
>8:00 PM CT
ESPN, BSSW, BSSC
R: 41 / I: 4
>TL BANNED from cb cause of "lolita"
>TL BANNED from twitch because her name was based off some other character which had "BUM" in it
https://chaturbate.com/tinylolita/
R: 0 / I: 0
O
R: 91 / I: 28

6/3 SPORTS TEH HEH

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Washington Nationals (23-29) vs. Atlanta Braves (25-28)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (3-4)
ATL- Tucker Davidson (0-0)
>11:20 AM CT
BSSO

Tampa Bay Rays (35-22) vs. New York Yankees (31-25)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (2-3)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (6-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Boston Red Sox (32-23) vs. Houston Astros (31-24)
BOS- Martín Pérez (3-2)
HOU- Jake Odorizzi (0-2)
>1:10 PM CT
ATTH

Texas Rangers (22-35) vs. Colorado Rockies (22-34)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-5)
COL- Austin Gomber (3-5)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Miami Marlins (24-30) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (20-34)
MIA- Elieser Hernandez (0-0)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-5)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Arizona Diamondbacks (20-37) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (29-26)
ARI- Jon Duplantier (0-0)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

Detroit Tigers (23-32) vs. Chicago White Sox (33-22)
DET- Casey Mize (3-3)
CWS- Lance Lynn (6-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Minnesota Twins (22-33) vs. Kansas City Royals (27-26)
MIN- J.A. Happ (3-2)
KC- Kris Bubic (1-0)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Cincinnati Reds (24-29) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (31-25)
CIN- Vladimir Gutierrez (0-1)
STL- Adam Wainwright (3-4)
>7:15 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (28-29) vs. Los Angeles Angels (25-30)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (4-4)
LAA- Griffin Canning (4-3)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Chicago Cubs (32-23) vs. San Francisco Giants (34-21)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-2)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (4-2)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

New York Mets (27-21) vs. San Diego Padres (34-23)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (4-1)
SD- Yu Darvish (5-1)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (33-16-7) vs. New York Islanders (32-17-7)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, TVA

Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>7:00 PM CT
USA, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Denver Nuggets (47-25) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (42-30)
>7:00 PM CT
TNT, NBCSNW, ALT

Phoenix Suns (51-21) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (42-30)
>9:30 PM CT
TNT, SNLA, BSAZ
R: 7 / I: 1
R: 26 / I: 3
today is his birthday say something nice
R: 324 / I: 183

Nostalgia Thread

post nostalgic /sp/ stuff
R: 9 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
having gay sex but i really only did it to get in better shape this guys really working me out
R: 0 / I: 0
Trans Lives Matter
R: 0 / I: 0
racist phreaks unleashed
make new racism thread
R: 553 / I: 137

TODAY THREAD

"I WISH I WAS TODAY DEAD" - GHOST
R: 10 / I: 2
R: 23 / I: 1

Spam me on telegram please, I have nothing better to do lol

Just spam me with whatever you want on telegram, preferably edgy stuff, I'm really fucking bored atm
@shinnypenny
R: 1 / I: 0
dudder you fucking clown
R: 2 / I: 0
SPRAY PAINT NIGGER ON LEBRONDS HOUSE AGAIN
R: 118 / I: 24

6/2 OFFICIAL THE ANIME THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Philadelphia Phillies (26-29) vs. Cincinnati Reds (24-29)
PHI- Spencer Howard (0-1)
CIN- Vladimir Gutierrez (0-1)
>11:35 AM CT
MLBN

Chicago White Sox (33-22) vs. Cleveland Indians (30-24)
CWS- Lance Lynn (6-1)
CLE- J.C. Mejía (1-0)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Diego Padres (34-22) vs. Chicago Cubs (31-23)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-0)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (3-4)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

New York Mets (26-21) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (20-36)
NYM- David Peterson (1-4)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (4-5)
>2:40 PM CT
YT

Minnesota Twins (22-32) vs. Baltimore Orioles (18-37)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (1-4)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-6)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Tampa Bay Rays (35-21) vs. New York Yankees (30-25)
TB- Shane McClanahan (2-0)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Miami Marlins (24-29) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (28-25)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
TOR- Alek Manoah (1-0)
>6:07 PM CT
SNET1

Washington Nationals (22-29) vs. Atlanta Braves (25-27)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-3)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Boston Red Sox (32-22) vs. Houston Astros (30-24)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (6-0)
HOU- Framber Valdez (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
ESPN

Texas Rangers (22-34) vs. Colorado Rockies (21-34)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-4)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-5)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

St. Louis Cardinals (31-24) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (32-23)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-4)
LAD- Walker Buehler (3-0)
>8:10 PM CT
SNLA

Oakland Athletics (32-25) vs. Seattle Mariners (28-28)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-2)
SEA- Chris Flexen (5-2)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Washington Wizards (34-38) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (49-23)
>6:00 PM CT
NBATV, NBCSDC

Atlanta Hawks (41-31) vs. New York Knicks (41-31)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT, MSG, BSSE

Memphis Grizzlies (38-34) vs. Utah Jazz (52-20)
>8:30 PM CT
NBATV, SNRM, BSSE

Dallas Mavericks (42-30) vs. LA Clippers (47-25)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT, BSSC, BSSW
R: 27 / I: 11
show the class your work
R: 52 / I: 11

NEW MONTH NEW SPARTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago White Sox (33-21) vs. Cleveland Indians (29-24)
CWS- Dylan Cease (3-1)
CLE- Shane Bieber (5-3)
>5:10 PM CT
FS1

Minnesota Twins (22-31) vs. Baltimore Orioles (17-37)
MIN- Michael Pineda (3-2)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (2-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Tampa Bay Rays (35-20) vs. New York Yankees (29-25)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
NYY- Domingo Germán (4-3)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Miami Marlins (24-28) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (27-25)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-4)
TOR- Robbie Ray (2-2)
>6:07 PM CT
SNET1

Philadelphia Phillies (25-29) vs. Cincinnati Reds (24-28)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-4)
CIN- Sonny Gray (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSOH

Washington Nationals (21-29) vs. Atlanta Braves (25-26)
WSH- Stephen Strasburg (1-2)
ATL- Max Fried (2-2)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Detroit Tigers (22-32) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (29-25)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-6)
MIL- Eric Lauer (1-1)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

San Diego Padres (34-21) vs. Chicago Cubs (30-23)
SD- Ryan Weathers (2-1)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (5-4)
>7:05 PM CT
MARQ

Pittsburgh Pirates (20-33) vs. Kansas City Royals (26-26)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-3)
KC- Brady Singer (2-4)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Boston Red Sox (32-21) vs. Houston Astros (29-24)
BOS- Garrett Richards (4-3)
HOU- Luis Garcia (3-3)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Texas Rangers (22-33) vs. Colorado Rockies (20-34)
TEX- Dane Dunning (2-4)
COL- Germán Márquez (3-5)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

New York Mets (26-20) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (19-36)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (4-4)
ARI- Caleb Smith (2-1)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Los Angeles Angels (24-30) vs. San Francisco Giants (34-20)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (2-3)
SF- Alex Wood (5-2)
>8:45 PM CT
MLBN

St. Louis Cardinals (30-24) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (32-22)
STL- John Gant (4-3)
LAD- (0-0)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA

Oakland Athletics (31-25) vs. Seattle Mariners (28-27)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (5-2)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (1-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Boston Celtics (36-36) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT

Portland Trail Blazers (42-30) vs. Denver Nuggets (47-25)
>8:00 PM CT
NBATV

Los Angeles Lakers (42-30) vs. Phoenix Suns (51-21)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 4 / I: 0
FUCK YOU LEBITCH CHOKING ASS FAGGOT
FUCK YOU WEAK PUSSY ASS ANTHONY DAVIS ALWAYS GETTING HURT WALK IT OFF AND RUB SOME DIRT ON IT PUSSY
FUCK THIS GAY ASS NIGGER SHIT
R: 0 / I: 0
>lerfs
R: 0 / I: 0
>banned from the /sp/iscord again because i disagreed with a mod
sigh
R: 3 / I: 0
what's a /sp/moji
R: 0 / I: 0
what's an emoji
R: 0 / I: 0
make the dic thread
R: 86 / I: 40

5/30 DAILY ETERNAL SPARTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Colorado Rockies (19-34) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (20-31)
COL- Kyle Freeland (0-0)
PIT- Trevor Cahill (1-5)
>12:05 PM CT
ATTP

Milwaukee Brewers (27-25) vs. Washington Nationals (21-27)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (3-2)
WSH- Max Scherzer (4-3)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

Miami Marlins (24-28) vs. Boston Red Sox (32-20)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-4)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-3)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (26-24) vs. Cleveland Indians (27-22)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-3)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSGL

Philadelphia Phillies (25-27) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (33-20)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-4)
TB- Collin McHugh (0-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSSUN

New York Yankees (29-23) vs. Detroit Tigers (21-31)
NYY- Michael King (0-1)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-7)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Baltimore Orioles (17-35) vs. Chicago White Sox (31-20)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-0)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (4-4)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

San Diego Padres (34-19) vs. Houston Astros (27-24)
SD- Blake Snell (1-1)
HOU- Zack Greinke (4-2)
>1:10 PM CT
ATTH

Kansas City Royals (24-26) vs. Minnesota Twins (21-30)
KC- Brad Keller (4-4)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (2-5)
>1:10 PM CT
BSN

Cincinnati Reds (22-28) vs. Chicago Cubs (29-22)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (3-2)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (5-4)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

Los Angeles Angels (23-29) vs. Oakland Athletics (31-23)
LAA- José Quintana (0-3)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-6)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

San Francisco Giants (32-20) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (31-21)
SF- Kevin Gausman (5-0)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (7-3)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

St. Louis Cardinals (30-22) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-35)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-2)
ARI- Matt Peacock (1-1)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (22-32) vs. Seattle Mariners (26-27)
TEX- Hyeon-jong Yang (0-2)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (2-3)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

Toronto Blue Jays (26-24) vs. Cleveland Indians (27-22)
TOR- Steven Matz (6-2)
CLE- Aaron Civale (7-1)
>3:10 PM CT
BSGL

Atlanta Braves (24-26) vs. New York Mets (25-20)
ATL- Max Fried (2-2)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (3-2)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN
WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>4:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>7:00 PM CT
NBC, CBC, RSN, TVA
CHOCOLATE-

New York Knicks (41-31) vs. Atlanta Hawks (41-31)
>12:00 PM CT
ABC

Phoenix Suns (51-21) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (42-30)
>2:30 PM CT
ABC

Brooklyn Nets (48-24) vs. Boston Celtics (36-36)
>6:00 PM CT
TNT, NBCSBO, YES

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Dallas Mavericks (42-30)
>8:30 PM CT
TNT, BSSW, BSSC
R: 9 / I: 0
what happened to cancerchan.xyz?
R: 35 / I: 8

MEMEORIAL DAY

its memeorial day
time to meme
time to meme so hard
R: 568 / I: 162

VROOOM AND RACISM THREAD

it's finna here, the new farce india aka aston martin f1 cr
R: 179 / I: 61

5/29 OFFICIAL SPORTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Colorado Rockies (19-32) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-31)
COL- Jon Gray (4-4)
PIT- JT Brubaker (3-4)
>11:05 AM CT
ATTP

Philadelphia Phillies (25-26) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (32-20)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-2)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (2-3)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Milwaukee Brewers (25-25) vs. Washington Nationals (21-25)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (4-1)
WSH- (0-0)
>1:05 PM CT
MASN

Baltimore Orioles (17-33) vs. Chicago White Sox (29-20)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-5)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (3-1)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Kansas City Royals (24-25) vs. Minnesota Twins (20-30)
KC- Ervin Santana (0-0)
MIN- J.A. Happ (2-2)
>1:10 PM CT
BSN

Cincinnati Reds (22-27) vs. Chicago Cubs (28-22)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-7)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-2)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

Colorado Rockies (19-32) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-31)
COL- Austin Gomber (3-4)
PIT- Mitch Keller (2-6)
>3:05 PM CT
ATTP

Los Angeles Angels (22-29) vs. Oakland Athletics (31-22)
LAA- Alex Cobb (2-2)
OAK- Frankie Montas (5-4)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

Miami Marlins (24-27) vs. Boston Red Sox (31-20)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (6-2)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (5-2)
>3:10 PM CT
NESN

Toronto Blue Jays (26-24) vs. Cleveland Indians (27-22)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-3)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-1)
>3:10 PM CT
BSGL

San Diego Padres (33-19) vs. Houston Astros (27-23)
SD- Yu Darvish (5-1)
HOU- Jake Odorizzi (0-2)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Yankees (29-22) vs. Detroit Tigers (20-31)
NYY- Deivi García (0-1)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (3-2)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Baltimore Orioles (17-33) vs. Chicago White Sox (29-20)
BAL- John Means (4-0)
CWS- Lance Lynn (5-1)
>4:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

San Francisco Giants (31-20) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (31-20)
SF- Logan Webb (3-3)
LAD- Julio Urías (7-1)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Milwaukee Brewers (25-25) vs. Washington Nationals (21-25)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (3-3)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Atlanta Braves (24-25) vs. New York Mets (24-20)
ATL- Max Fried (2-2)
NYM- David Peterson (1-4)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

St. Louis Cardinals (29-22) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-34)
STL- Adam Wainwright (2-4)
ARI- Seth Frankoff (0-1)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (22-31) vs. Seattle Mariners (25-27)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-4)
SEA- Justin Dunn (1-2)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Toronto Maple Leafs (35-14-7) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Boston Bruins (33-16-7)
>7:00 PM CT
NBC, R360, TVAS2

CHOCOLATE-

Milwaukee Bucks (46-26) vs. Miami Heat (40-32)
>12:30 PM CT
TNT, BSSUN, BSWI

Denver Nuggets (47-25) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (42-30)
>3:00 PM CT
TNT, NBCSNW, ALT

Philadelphia 76ers (49-23) vs. Washington Wizards (34-38)
>6:00 PM CT
ESPN, NBCSDC, NBCSPH

Utah Jazz (52-20) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (38-34)
>8:30 PM CT
ESPN, BSSE, SNRM
R: 13 / I: 2
Faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
feels like a lakers kinda day today
R: 239 / I: 57

LAZY SATURDAY SPARTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago White Sox (26-17) vs. New York Yankees (26-19)
CWS- Dylan Cease (2-0)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (5-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-28) vs. Colorado Rockies (16-29)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (4-3)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-4)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Baltimore Orioles (17-27) vs. Washington Nationals (18-23)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (2-3)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
>3:05 PM CT
MASN

Houston Astros (26-19) vs. Texas Rangers (20-27)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-1)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-3)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (18-26) vs. Kansas City Royals (20-23)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-4)
KC- Brady Singer (1-3)
>3:10 PM CT
BSKC

Minnesota Twins (16-28) vs. Cleveland Indians (23-19)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
CLE- Shane Bieber (4-3)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Milwaukee Brewers (21-23) vs. Cincinnati Reds (20-23)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
CIN- Sonny Gray (0-3)
>3:10 PM CT
BSOH

New York Mets (21-17) vs. Miami Marlins (20-24)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-4)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
>3:10 PM CT
BSFL

Pittsburgh Pirates (18-26) vs. Atlanta Braves (21-24)
PIT- Mitch Keller (2-5)
ATL- Bryse Wilson (1-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSSO

Los Angeles Dodgers (27-18) vs. San Francisco Giants (28-17)
LAD- Walker Buehler (2-0)
SF- Logan Webb (3-3)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Boston Red Sox (28-18) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (22-23)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (4-2)
PHI- Spencer Howard (0-0)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Chicago Cubs (23-21) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (25-19)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (2-3)
STL- Miles Mikolas (0-0)
>6:15 PM CT
FOX

Tampa Bay Rays (27-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-20)
TB- Shane McClanahan (1-0)
TOR- Robbie Ray (2-1)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Seattle Mariners (21-24) vs. San Diego Padres (28-17)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (3-3)
SD- Ryan Weathers (2-1)
>7:40 PM CT
BSSD

Oakland Athletics (27-19) vs. Los Angeles Angels (19-26)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (3-2)
LAA- Patrick Sandoval (0-0)
>9:07 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Florida Panthers (37-14-5) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>11:30 AM CT
CNBC, RSN, TVA, BSSUN, BSFL

Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3) vs. New York Islanders (32-17-7)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC, RSN, TVA

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (35-14-7)
>6:00 PM CT
CNBC, RSN, CBC, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Minnesota Wild (35-16-5)
>7:00 PM CT
NBC, R360, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Miami Heat (40-32) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (46-26)
>1:00 PM CT
ESPN

Dallas Mavericks (42-30) vs. LA Clippers (47-25)
>3:30 PM CT
ESPN

Boston Celtics (36-36) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>7:00 PM CT
ABC

Portland Trail Blazers (42-30) vs. Denver Nuggets (47-25)
>9:30 PM CT
ESPN
R: 10 / I: 3
CAW
R: 175 / I: 92

5/28 PRESIDENT BECEL PRESENTS SPORTS

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cincinnati Reds (21-25) vs. Chicago Cubs (26-22)
CIN- Vladimir Gutierrez (0-0)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (2-4)
>1:20 PM CT
MLBN

Colorado Rockies (19-30) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-30)
COL- Jon Gray (4-4)
PIT- Mitch Keller (2-6)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Milwaukee Brewers (24-25) vs. Washington Nationals (20-24)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Miami Marlins (24-25) vs. Boston Red Sox (30-20)
MIA- Cody Poteet (2-0)
BOS- Martín Pérez (2-2)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (24-23) vs. Cleveland Indians (26-21)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (4-2)
CLE- Zach Plesac (4-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

New York Yankees (28-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (19-30)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (6-2)
DET- Casey Mize (3-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Atlanta Braves (24-25) vs. New York Mets (22-20)
ATL- Ian Anderson (4-1)
NYM- (0-0)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Baltimore Orioles (17-32) vs. Chicago White Sox (28-20)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-5)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (3-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

San Diego Padres (32-18) vs. Houston Astros (27-22)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-0)
HOU- Framber Valdez (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Kansas City Royals (23-24) vs. Minnesota Twins (20-29)
KC- Kris Bubic (0-0)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Los Angeles Angels (22-27) vs. Oakland Athletics (29-22)
LAA- José Quintana (0-3)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

St. Louis Cardinals (27-22) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-32)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-2)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (4-4)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

San Francisco Giants (30-19) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (30-19)
SF- (0-0)
LAD- Walker Buehler (3-0)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA

Texas Rangers (22-29) vs. Seattle Mariners (23-27)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (2-3)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (3-4)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

WHITE-

Minnesota Wild (35-16-5) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, CBC, RSN, TVA, SPRM, BSN

CHOCOLATE-

New York Knicks (41-31) vs. Atlanta Hawks (41-31)
>6:00 PM CT
ESPN, BSSE, MSG

Brooklyn Nets (48-24) vs. Boston Celtics (36-36)
>7:30 PM CT
ABC, NBCSBO, YES2

LA Clippers (47-25) vs. Dallas Mavericks (42-30)
>8:30 PM CT
ESPN, BSSW, BSSC
R: 10 / I: 1
is an horse a athlete
R: 133 / I: 37

5-27-21 all day all spartsman all becel bottom bitch

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cincinnati Reds (21-25) vs. Washington Nationals (20-24)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (3-3)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-4)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Colorado Rockies (19-30) vs. New York Mets (22-20)
COL- Germán Márquez (3-4)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-4)
>11:10 AM CT
MLBN

Philadelphia Phillies (24-26) vs. Miami Marlins (24-25)
PHI- Spencer Howard (0-1)
MIA- Pablo López (1-3)
>11:10 AM CT
YT

Chicago Cubs (26-22) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-30)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (4-4)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-4)
>11:35 AM CT
MLBN

Cleveland Indians (26-21) vs. Detroit Tigers (19-30)
CLE- Shane Bieber (4-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-5)
>12:10 PM CT
BSDET

San Diego Padres (32-18) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (24-25)
SD- Ryan Weathers (2-1)
MIL- Adrian Houser (3-5)
>12:10 PM CT
BSWI

Kansas City Royals (23-24) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (31-20)
KC- Brady Singer (2-3)
TB- Shane McClanahan (1-0)
>2:10 PM CT
MLBN

Colorado Rockies (19-30) vs. New York Mets (22-20)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-4)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (1-3)
>2:10 PM CT
SNY

Toronto Blue Jays (24-23) vs. New York Yankees (28-20)
TOR- Alek Manoah (0-0)
NYY- Domingo Germán (4-2)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (21-25) vs. Washington Nationals (20-24)
CIN- Sonny Gray (0-3)
WSH- Stephen Strasburg (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (24-23) vs. New York Yankees (28-20)
TOR- Robbie Ray (2-1)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Baltimore Orioles (17-32) vs. Chicago White Sox (28-20)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (2-3)
CWS- Dylan Cease (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Los Angeles Angels (22-27) vs. Oakland Athletics (29-22)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-0)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (4-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

St. Louis Cardinals (27-22) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-32)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-4)
ARI- Matt Peacock (1-1)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

San Francisco Giants (30-19) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (30-19)
SF- Alex Wood (5-1)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (5-3)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (22-29) vs. Seattle Mariners (23-27)
TEX- Kolby Allard (1-0)
SEA- Chris Flexen (4-2)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN
R: 5 / I: 1
I was playing snooker with dotz and xe kept getting in my eyeline so I bashed xer over the head with my pool cue
R: 8 / I: 1
R: 19 / I: 7
Dddudeman, pls update the css of /kc/. I posted it here: >>>/kc/982
Thx.
R: 25 / I: 5
R: 0 / I: 0
hello
R: 2 / I: 0
i think dotz is a bot
R: 218 / I: 66

Thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (17-31) vs. Minnesota Twins (19-29)
BAL- Jorge López (1-5)
MIN- Michael Pineda (2-2)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

St. Louis Cardinals (26-22) vs. Chicago White Sox (28-19)
STL- John Gant (3-3)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (5-1)
>1:10 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (23-26) vs. Oakland Athletics (28-22)
SEA- Logan Gilbert (0-2)
OAK- James Kaprielian (1-0)
>2:37 PM CT
NBCSCA

Texas Rangers (22-28) vs. Los Angeles Angels (21-27)
TEX- Dane Dunning (2-3)
LAA- Griffin Canning (3-3)
>3:07 PM CT
BSW

Chicago Cubs (25-22) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-29)
CHC- Trevor Williams (2-2)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-2)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Philadelphia Phillies (24-25) vs. Miami Marlins (23-25)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-4)
MIA- (0-0)
>5:40 PM CT
BSFL

Cincinnati Reds (21-25) vs. Washington Nationals (20-24)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (3-3)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-4)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Toronto Blue Jays (24-23) vs. New York Yankees (28-20)
TOR- Alek Manoah (0-0)
NYY- Domingo Germán (4-2)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Atlanta Braves (24-24) vs. Boston Red Sox (29-20)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-2)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (5-0)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Kansas City Royals (23-23) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (30-20)
KC- Mike Minor (3-2)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Cleveland Indians (26-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (18-30)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (1-3)
DET- José Ureña (2-4)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Colorado Rockies (19-30) vs. New York Mets (22-20)
COL- Germán Márquez (3-4)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-4)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Los Angeles Dodgers (30-18) vs. Houston Astros (26-22)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (5-2)
HOU- Luis Garcia (2-3)
>6:40 PM CT
ESPN

San Diego Padres (31-18) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (24-24)
SD- Chris Paddack (2-3)
MIL- Eric Lauer (1-1)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

San Francisco Giants (29-19) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-31)
SF- Johnny Cueto (3-1)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-5)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ
R: 146 / I: 43

5/25 OFFICIAL SPORTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago Cubs (24-22) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (18-28)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (4-4)
PIT- Cody Ponce (0-0)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Philadelphia Phillies (23-25) vs. Miami Marlins (23-24)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (1-0)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-3)
>5:40 PM CT
BSFL

Cincinnati Reds (20-25) vs. Washington Nationals (20-23)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (2-2)
WSH- Max Scherzer (4-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Toronto Blue Jays (23-23) vs. New York Yankees (28-19)
TOR- Steven Matz (5-2)
NYY- Corey Kluber (4-2)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Atlanta Braves (23-24) vs. Boston Red Sox (29-19)
ATL- Charlie Morton (2-2)
BOS- Garrett Richards (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Kansas City Royals (22-23) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (30-19)
KC- Brad Keller (3-4)
TB- Rich Hill (3-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Cleveland Indians (25-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (18-29)
CLE- Aaron Civale (6-1)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-6)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Colorado Rockies (19-29) vs. New York Mets (21-20)
COL- Kyle Freeland (0-0)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (3-2)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

San Diego Padres (30-18) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (24-23)
SD- Joe Musgrove (4-4)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (2-3)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

Baltimore Orioles (17-30) vs. Minnesota Twins (18-29)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-4)
MIN- José Berríos (4-2)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

St. Louis Cardinals (26-21) vs. Chicago White Sox (27-19)
STL- Jack Flaherty (8-0)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (3-4)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Los Angeles Dodgers (29-18) vs. Houston Astros (26-21)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (6-3)
HOU- Zack Greinke (4-1)
>7:10 PM CT
FS1

Texas Rangers (22-27) vs. Los Angeles Angels (20-27)
TEX- Hyeon-jong Yang (0-1)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (1-3)
>8:38 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (22-26) vs. Oakland Athletics (28-21)
SEA- Logan Gilbert (0-2)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-5)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (28-19) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-30)
SF- Kevin Gausman (4-0)
ARI- Corbin Martin (0-1)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

WHITE-

Washington Capitals (36-15-5) vs. Boston Bruins (33-16-7)
>12:00 PM CT


Nashville Predators (31-23-2) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>12:00 PM CT


Toronto Maple Leafs (35-14-7) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11)
>12:00 PM CT


St. Louis Blues (27-20-9) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>12:00 PM CT

CHOCOLATE-

Boston Celtics (36-36) vs. Brooklyn Nets (48-24)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT, NBCSBO

Los Angeles Lakers (42-30) vs. Phoenix Suns (51-21)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT, BSAZ, SNLA

Dallas Mavericks (42-30) vs. LA Clippers (47-25)
>9:30 PM CT
NBATV, BSSC, BSSW
R: 3 / I: 0
hijack this plane NOW
R: 4 / I: 1
boy im drunk
R: 0 / I: 0
MY balony has a first name it's oscar MY BALONEY HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S MAYER
AND I EAT MY BALON EVERY DAY AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY
CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B A L O G N A
R: 12 / I: 2

drunk dudder thread

it is time
R: 117 / I: 44

5/24 THE OFFICIAL SPORTS THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tampa Bay Rays (29-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-22)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (2-3)
TOR- Trent Thornton (1-1)
>12:07 PM CT
MLBN

Philadelphia Phillies (23-24) vs. Miami Marlins (22-24)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-3)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (6-2)
>5:40 PM CT
BSFL

Cleveland Indians (24-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (18-28)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-1)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (3-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Colorado Rockies (18-29) vs. New York Mets (21-19)
COL- Austin Gomber (2-4)
NYM- David Peterson (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

San Diego Padres (30-17) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (23-23)
SD- Blake Snell (1-0)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-2)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

Baltimore Orioles (17-29) vs. Minnesota Twins (17-29)
BAL- John Means (4-0)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (2-5)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

St. Louis Cardinals (26-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (26-19)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-1)
CWS- Lance Lynn (4-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ESPN

Seattle Mariners (21-26) vs. Oakland Athletics (28-20)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-3)
OAK- Frankie Montas (5-3)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

WHITE-

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCS, MSG, MSG+, SNPT

Toronto Maple Leafs (35-14-7) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11)
>6:00 PM CT
NHL, RSN, CBC, TVA

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Florida Panthers (37-14-5)
>7:00 PM CT
CNBC, BSSUN, BSFL

Edmonton Oilers (35-19-2) vs. Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

Minnesota Wild (35-16-5) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>9:30 PM CT
CNBC, TVA, BSN, SPRM

CHOCOLATE-

Miami Heat (40-32) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (46-26)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT, BSWI+, BSSUN

Portland Trail Blazers (42-30) vs. Denver Nuggets (47-25)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT, ALT, NBCSNW
R: 58 / I: 25
THE SPORTSCHAN CALIPHATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE DEATH OF KENTARO MIURA
DEATH TO CUCKIME
DEATH TO AMERICA
R: 5 / I: 0

PREFERRED METHOD OF DYING IN SPACE THREDA

preferred method of dying in space threda
GO!!!!!!!!1

ill start:
falling ass-first into a black hole
lotta memesters out there seem to think falling into a blackhole would be ebin af
and it would be, but you gotta make sure you go in ass-first imo, or its just a waste
>why?
well, wtf are you gonna look at for the relativistic eternity that it will take to be shredded at a molecular level if youre goin in face-first?
das rite
nuffin, cuz not even light escapes that shit. youd be stuck, in what would to you seem like a literal eternity, staring straight into actual fucking nothingness
BOOOOOOO-RING
call the snooze cruise, i need a nap

>so why ass-first?

for the view obv
goin in ass-first means that as you fall closer and closer to the event horizon, not only will you get an excellent 360 degree view of the entirety of surrounding space due to how light gets lensed at what is basically infinite gravity, but due to time dilation, youll get to see all kinds of cool shit
for you, time would seem normal, but relative to all surrounding space, time would be exponentially slowing down. this means that you will literally get to see all of space as time continually accelerates into infinity, getting to see the eventual end of the universe should you be tuff enough to last that long i aint no pussy.
and if youre a REAL hardass and manage to stick around till the end of the show, youll then see the entire history of the universe run in reverse
friggin BASED

the only problem is, at some point, your face would become essentially infinitely older than your now spaghettified asshole, and that sounds p uncomfortable
nothin some kegals cant work out tho
R: 7 / I: 3
need i say anything?
R: 0 / I: 0
douglas
R: 10 / I: 0

https://www.314chan.org/

Hello, friends, 314chan installed the webring plugin and they'd like to be linked back from the rest of the webring. Could you add them to the list?
R: 10 / I: 2
I would like your thoughts on this television programme Dots.
R: 0 / I: 0
lakers at 12:30
doyers at 1:05
simple as
R: 6 / I: 0
hehe
found someone with a lathe to machine down my barrel extension. then i'll print out my trunnion to validate it, and i'll be 80% of the way there gettin this done
R: 1 / I: 0
wank
R: 100 / I: 36

5/20 OFFICIAL THE WATER AND APPLE THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tampa Bay Rays (25-19) vs. Baltimore Orioles (17-25)
TB- Rich Hill (2-1)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-3)
>11:35 AM CT
MASN2

San Francisco Giants (27-16) vs. Cincinnati Reds (19-22)
SF- Johnny Cueto (2-1)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (2-1)
>11:35 AM CT
YT

New York Yankees (24-19) vs. Texas Rangers (19-26)
NYY- Domingo Germán (3-2)
TEX- Dane Dunning (2-3)
>1:05 PM CT
MLBN

Washington Nationals (17-22) vs. Chicago Cubs (21-21)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-3)
CHC- Trevor Williams (2-2)
>1:20 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (25-18) vs. Oakland Athletics (26-18)
HOU- Luis Garcia (1-3)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-4)
>2:37 PM CT
NBCSCA

Minnesota Twins (14-27) vs. Los Angeles Angels (18-24)
MIN- Lewis Thorpe (0-1)
LAA- Alex Cobb (1-2)
>3:07 PM CT
BSW

Miami Marlins (19-23) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (22-21)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (1-3)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (1-0)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (14-27) vs. Los Angeles Angels (18-24)
MIN- José Berríos (3-2)
LAA- Griffin Canning (3-2)
>6:07 PM CT
BSW

Pittsburgh Pirates (17-25) vs. Atlanta Braves (20-23)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-2)
ATL- Drew Smyly (2-2)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Boston Red Sox (26-18) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-18)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (5-0)
TOR- Steven Matz (5-2)
>6:37 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-26) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (25-18)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-4)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (4-2)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Florida Panthers (37-14-5) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3)
>5:30 PM CT
USA, FX-CA, TVA, BSSUN, BSFL

Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3) vs. New York Islanders (32-17-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCS, R360, TVA, MSG, MSG+, SNPT

Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (35-14-7)
>6:30 PM CT
NHL, RSN, CBC, TVA

Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) vs. Minnesota Wild (35-16-5)
>8:30 PM CT
NBCS, R360, TVA, BSN+, BSWI, SPRM

CHOCOLATE-

Indiana Pacers (34-38) vs. Washington Wizards (34-38)
>7:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 50 / I: 16

All of it

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Boston Red Sox (27-18) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (22-22)
BOS- Martín Pérez (1-2)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-3)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Baltimore Orioles (17-26) vs. Washington Nationals (17-23)
BAL- Jorge López (1-4)
WSH- Stephen Strasburg (0-1)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Chicago White Sox (26-16) vs. New York Yankees (25-19)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (5-1)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
WPIX

Minnesota Twins (15-28) vs. Cleveland Indians (23-18)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (0-3)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (1-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

Milwaukee Brewers (21-22) vs. Cincinnati Reds (19-23)
MIL- Adrian Houser (3-4)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (2-3)
>6:10 PM CT
FS1

New York Mets (20-17) vs. Miami Marlins (20-23)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-4)
MIA- John Curtiss (2-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

Pittsburgh Pirates (18-25) vs. Atlanta Braves (20-24)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-3)
ATL- Ian Anderson (3-1)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Tampa Bay Rays (26-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-19)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
TOR- Anthony Kay (0-2)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Houston Astros (26-18) vs. Texas Rangers (19-27)
HOU- Tyler Ivey (0-0)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (3-0)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Detroit Tigers (17-26) vs. Kansas City Royals (20-22)
DET- José Ureña (1-4)
KC- Mike Minor (3-2)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Chicago Cubs (22-21) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (25-18)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (3-4)
STL- Carlos Martínez (3-4)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-27) vs. Colorado Rockies (15-29)
ARI- Seth Frankoff (0-0)
COL- Germán Márquez (2-4)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Oakland Athletics (26-19) vs. Los Angeles Angels (19-25)
OAK- James Kaprielian (1-0)
LAA- José Quintana (0-3)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Los Angeles Dodgers (26-18) vs. San Francisco Giants (28-16)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (4-2)
SF- Alex Wood (5-0)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA

Seattle Mariners (21-23) vs. San Diego Padres (27-17)
SEA- Chris Flexen (4-1)
SD- Chris Paddack (1-3)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Washington Capitals (36-15-5) vs. Boston Bruins (33-16-7)
>5:30 PM CT
NBCS, R360, TVA, NESN, NSWA, SNO, SNE, SNP

Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8) vs. Nashville Predators (31-23-2)
>6:00 PM CT
USA, TVA, BSSO, BSSO

Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3) vs. Edmonton Oilers (35-19-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4) vs. St. Louis Blues (27-20-9)
>8:30 PM CT
USA, R360, TVA, BSMW, Alti

CHOCOLATE-

Memphis Grizzlies (38-34) vs. Golden State Warriors (39-33)
>8:00 PM CT
ESPN
R: 1 / I: 0
LISTEN TO ME YOU BLODY BASTER

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM Y YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM??????????

YOU LISTEN TO ME

REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
R: 42 / I: 11

new banner

new banner
R: 96 / I: 23

official The thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago White Sox (26-16) vs. Minnesota Twins (14-27)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (3-4)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (2-5)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Colorado Rockies (15-28) vs. San Diego Padres (26-17)
COL- Chi Chi González (2-1)
SD- Joe Musgrove (3-4)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (26-16) vs. Cincinnati Reds (19-21)
SF- Kevin Gausman (3-0)
CIN- Wade Miley (4-3)
>5:40 PM CT
BSOH

Tampa Bay Rays (24-19) vs. Baltimore Orioles (17-24)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (2-3)
BAL- John Means (4-0)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Miami Marlins (18-23) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (22-20)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (5-2)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-2)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

New York Mets (20-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (19-23)
NYM- David Peterson (1-3)
ATL- Charlie Morton (2-2)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Boston Red Sox (25-18) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-17)
BOS- Garrett Richards (3-2)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-2)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Washington Nationals (16-22) vs. Chicago Cubs (21-20)
WSH- Max Scherzer (3-2)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (4-3)
>6:40 PM CT
MLBN

Pittsburgh Pirates (17-24) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (24-18)
PIT- Trevor Cahill (1-4)
STL- Jack Flaherty (7-0)
>6:45 PM CT
BSMW

New York Yankees (23-19) vs. Texas Rangers (19-25)
NYY- Corey Kluber (3-2)
TEX- Hyeon-jong Yang (0-0)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Cleveland Indians (22-18) vs. Los Angeles Angels (18-23)
CLE- Aaron Civale (5-1)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-0)
>7:07 PM CT
BSW

Milwaukee Brewers (21-21) vs. Kansas City Royals (19-22)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (2-3)
KC- Brad Keller (3-4)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Houston Astros (24-18) vs. Oakland Athletics (26-17)
HOU- Zack Greinke (3-1)
OAK- Frankie Montas (5-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-25) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (24-18)
ARI- Riley Smith (1-3)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (6-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA

Detroit Tigers (16-26) vs. Seattle Mariners (21-22)
DET- Tarik Skubal (0-6)
SEA- Logan Gilbert (0-1)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

WHITE-

Vancouver Canucks (23-28-4) vs. Calgary Flames (25-27-3)
>2:30 PM CT
ESPN+, SNW, SNP

Washington Capitals (36-15-5) vs. Boston Bruins (33-16-7)
>5:30 PM CT
NBCS, R360, TVA, NESN, NSWA, SNO, SNE, SNP

Nashville Predators (31-23-2) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>7:00 PM CT
CNBC, FX-CA, BSSO, BSSO, TVAS2

Winnipeg Jets (30-23-3) vs. Edmonton Oilers (35-19-2)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

St. Louis Blues (27-20-9) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>9:30 PM CT
CNBC, R360, Alti, BSMW, TVAS2

CHOCOLATE-

San Antonio Spurs (33-39) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (38-34)
>6:30 PM CT
ESPN

Golden State Warriors (39-33) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (42-30)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN
R: 0 / I: 0
dudder general
R: 4 / I: 1

HABS GENERAL #4

J'déteste toronto
J'aime poutine
simplement as
R: 38 / I: 5
just a reminder that all niggers and porch monkeys are non-refundable
R: 5 / I: 1
uber for wesley?
R: 14 / I: 1
I HEREBY DEMAND THAT ALL GARAGES AND SELF-STORAGE UNITS BE MEASURED IN HOW MANY DEAD NIGGERS CAN BE STORED IN THEM
R: 5 / I: 2
R: 591 / I: 213

TODAY THREAD

"because it's today, and we need a thread" - GHOST
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
Gonna need an inventory check on the currently existing memes posted regulary and which memes have died out. Essential for me organizing my /sp/ and it will give a chance for /sp/ to get itself updated on the state of the board, to see how things are in this ever changing world.
R: 87 / I: 48
TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Francisco Giants (24-16) vs. Cincinnati Reds (19-19)
SF- Logan Webb (2-3)
CIN- Sonny Gray (0-2)
>5:40 PM CT
BSOH

New York Mets (18-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (19-21)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (3-1)
ATL- Max Fried (1-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSO

Washington Nationals (16-20) vs. Chicago Cubs (19-20)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-1)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (1-3)
>6:40 PM CT
MARQ

Chicago White Sox (24-15) vs. Minnesota Twins (13-25)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (2-1)
MIN- J.A. Happ (2-1)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

New York Yankees (22-18) vs. Texas Rangers (18-24)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (5-1)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (1-3)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Cleveland Indians (21-17) vs. Los Angeles Angels (17-22)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-0)
LAA- Patrick Sandoval (0-0)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-23) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (22-18)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (4-2)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (14-26) vs. Seattle Mariners (21-20)
DET- Casey Mize (2-3)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-2)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

Colorado Rockies (15-26) vs. San Diego Padres (24-17)
COL- Jon Gray (4-3)
SD- Yu Darvish (3-1)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (33-16-7) vs. Washington Capitals (36-15-5)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA

Nashville Predators (31-23-2) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (36-12-8)
>7:00 PM CT
CNBC, TVA, SNE

St. Louis Blues (27-20-9) vs. Colorado Avalanche (39-13-4)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCS, SN1, TVA

CHOCOLATE-
R: 0 / I: 0
good morneng
R: 2 / I: 0
hey gosu
R: 94 / I: 35

5/18 THE MLB/NHL/NBA THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Francisco Giants (25-16) vs. Cincinnati Reds (19-20)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (3-1)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-5)
>5:40 PM CT
BSOH

Tampa Bay Rays (23-19) vs. Baltimore Orioles (17-23)
TB- Luis Patiño (1-1)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Miami Marlins (18-22) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (21-20)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (5-2)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (3-2)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

New York Mets (19-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (19-22)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (3-1)
ATL- Tucker Davidson (0-0)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

Boston Red Sox (25-17) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (22-17)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-1)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (3-2)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Washington Nationals (16-21) vs. Chicago Cubs (20-20)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (2-3)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-2)
>6:40 PM CT
MARQ

Chicago White Sox (25-15) vs. Minnesota Twins (13-26)
CWS- Lance Lynn (4-1)
MIN- Michael Pineda (2-2)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

Pittsburgh Pirates (17-23) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (23-18)
PIT- JT Brubaker (3-2)
STL- John Gant (2-3)
>6:45 PM CT
BSMW

New York Yankees (22-19) vs. Texas Rangers (19-24)
NYY- Jameson Taillon (1-3)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-3)
>7:05 PM CT
ESPN

Milwaukee Brewers (21-20) vs. Kansas City Royals (18-22)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-1)
KC- Kris Bubic (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Cleveland Indians (21-18) vs. Los Angeles Angels (18-22)
CLE- Zach Plesac (3-3)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (1-3)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Houston Astros (24-17) vs. Oakland Athletics (25-17)
HOU- Cristian Javier (3-1)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-24) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (23-18)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-4)
LAD- Julio Urías (5-1)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA

Detroit Tigers (15-26) vs. Seattle Mariners (21-21)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (2-2)
SEA- Justin Dunn (1-1)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

Colorado Rockies (15-27) vs. San Diego Padres (25-17)
COL- Austin Gomber (2-4)
SD- Blake Snell (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD

WHITE-

Calgary Flames (25-26-3) vs. Vancouver Canucks (22-28-4)
>3:00 PM CT
ESPN+, SNW, SNP

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, CBC, TVA, SNPT, MSG, MSG+

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Florida Panthers (37-14-5)
>7:00 PM CT
CNBC, BSFL, BSSUN, TVAS2, SNE

Minnesota Wild (35-16-5) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCS, R360, TVA, SPRM, BSN, BSWI+

CHOCOLATE-

Charlotte Hornets (33-39) vs. Indiana Pacers (34-38)
>5:30 PM CT
TNT

Washington Wizards (34-38) vs. Boston Celtics (36-36)
>8:00 PM CT
TNT
R: 0 / I: 0
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5-16-21 all day all sparts

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Yankees (22-17) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-23)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-1)
BAL- John Means (4-0)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

San Francisco Giants (23-16) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (17-22)
SF- Alex Wood (4-0)
PIT- Mitch Keller (2-4)
>12:05 PM CT
ATTP

Philadelphia Phillies (21-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (21-17)
PHI- Chase Anderson (2-3)
TOR- Robbie Ray (1-1)
>12:07 PM CT
SNET

Los Angeles Angels (16-22) vs. Boston Red Sox (25-16)
LAA- José Quintana (0-3)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (4-2)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (18-15) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (22-19)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-3)
TB- Josh Fleming (2-3)
>12:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Chicago Cubs (18-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (14-25)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (2-4)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-3)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Kansas City Royals (18-21) vs. Chicago White Sox (23-15)
KC- Brady Singer (1-3)
CWS- Dylan Cease (2-0)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Texas Rangers (18-23) vs. Houston Astros (23-17)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (3-0)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-1)
>1:10 PM CT
ATTH

Atlanta Braves (19-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-20)
ATL- Huascar Ynoa (4-1)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (3-1)
>1:10 PM CT
BSWI

Oakland Athletics (24-17) vs. Minnesota Twins (13-24)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (3-2)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
>1:10 PM CT
BSN

Cincinnati Reds (18-19) vs. Colorado Rockies (15-25)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (2-3)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-4)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Miami Marlins (17-22) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (22-17)
MIA- Pablo López (0-3)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
>3:10 PM CT
SNLA

Washington Nationals (15-20) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (18-22)
WSH- Erick Fedde (2-4)
ARI- Luke Weaver (2-3)
>3:10 PM CT
BSAZ

Cleveland Indians (21-16) vs. Seattle Mariners (20-20)
CLE- Shane Bieber (4-2)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (3-3)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

St. Louis Cardinals (23-17) vs. San Diego Padres (23-17)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-0)
SD- Ryan Weathers (2-1)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN

WHITE-

New York Islanders (32-17-7) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3)
>11:00 AM CT
NBC, RSN, TVA

Minnesota Wild (35-16-5) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC, RSN, TVA

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) vs. Florida Panthers (37-14-5)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA

Calgary Flames (24-26-3) vs. Vancouver Canucks (22-28-3)
>9:30 PM CT
ESPN+, NHL

CHOCOLATE-

Indiana Pacers (33-38) vs. Toronto Raptors (27-44)
>12:00 PM CT
TSN, BSIN

Boston Celtics (36-35) vs. New York Knicks (40-31)
>12:00 PM CT
ESPN, MSG, NBCSBO

Charlotte Hornets (33-38) vs. Washington Wizards (33-38)
>12:00 PM CT
NBCSDC, BSSE

Phoenix Suns (50-21) vs. San Antonio Spurs (33-38)
>1:00 PM CT
BSSW, BSAZ

Memphis Grizzlies (38-33) vs. Golden State Warriors (38-33)
>2:30 PM CT
ESPN, NBCSBA, BSSE

Orlando Magic (21-50) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (48-23)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSPH, BSFL

Cleveland Cavaliers (22-49) vs. Brooklyn Nets (47-24)
>6:00 PM CT
YES, BSOH

Houston Rockets (17-54) vs. Atlanta Hawks (40-31)
>6:00 PM CT
SNSW, BSSE

Miami Heat (39-32) vs. Detroit Pistons (20-51)
>7:00 PM CT
BSDET, BSSUN

Denver Nuggets (47-24) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (41-30)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCSNW, ALT

Los Angeles Lakers (41-30) vs. New Orleans Pelicans (31-40)
>8:00 PM CT
NBATV, SNLA, BSNO

Milwaukee Bucks (46-25) vs. Chicago Bulls (30-41)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCSCH, BSWI

LA Clippers (47-24) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (21-50)
>8:00 PM CT
BSOK, BSSC

Utah Jazz (51-20) vs. Sacramento Kings (31-40)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCSCA, SNRM

Dallas Mavericks (42-29) vs. Minnesota Timberwolves (22-49)
>8:00 PM CT
BSN, BSSW
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NHL HOCKEY PLAYOFFS 5/15/2021

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R: 56 / I: 18

5-15-21 all day all sparts thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Mets (18-14) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (21-19)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (1-2)
TB- Shane McClanahan (0-0)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Oakland Athletics (24-16) vs. Minnesota Twins (12-24)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-4)
MIN- José Berríos (3-2)
>3:05 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Angels (16-21) vs. Boston Red Sox (24-16)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (0-4)
BOS- Martín Pérez (0-2)
>3:10 PM CT
NESN

Chicago Cubs (18-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (13-25)
CHC- Trevor Williams (2-2)
DET- José Ureña (1-4)
>3:10 PM CT
BSDET

San Francisco Giants (23-15) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (16-22)
SF- Johnny Cueto (2-1)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (3-3)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

New York Yankees (21-17) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-22)
NYY- Domingo Germán (2-2)
BAL- Jorge López (1-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Kansas City Royals (17-21) vs. Chicago White Sox (23-14)
KC- Mike Minor (2-2)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (5-0)
>6:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Texas Rangers (18-22) vs. Houston Astros (22-17)
TEX- Dane Dunning (2-2)
HOU- Luis Garcia (0-3)
>6:10 PM CT
ATTH

Atlanta Braves (18-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-19)
ATL- Ian Anderson (2-1)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSWI

Philadelphia Phillies (21-18) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (20-17)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-2)
TOR- Anthony Kay (0-2)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Cincinnati Reds (17-19) vs. Colorado Rockies (15-24)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (2-1)
COL- Jhoulys Chacín (0-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTR

Washington Nationals (15-19) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-22)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-2)
ARI- Seth Frankoff (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
BSAZ

St. Louis Cardinals (23-16) vs. San Diego Padres (22-17)
STL- Adam Wainwright (2-3)
SD- Chris Paddack (1-3)
>7:40 PM CT
FS1

Miami Marlins (17-21) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (21-17)
MIA- (0-0)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (3-2)
>8:10 PM CT
SNLA

Cleveland Indians (21-15) vs. Seattle Mariners (19-20)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (1-1)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (2-3)
>8:10 PM CT
SNNW

WHITE-

Vancouver Canucks (21-28-3) vs. Edmonton Oilers (35-18-2)
>2:30 PM CT
ESPN+

Boston Bruins (33-16-7) vs. Washington Capitals (36-15-5)
>6:15 PM CT
NBC, RSN, CBC, TVA

CHOCOLATE-

Chicago Bulls (30-40) vs. Brooklyn Nets (46-24)
>12:00 PM CT
YES, NBCSCH

Charlotte Hornets (33-37) vs. New York Knicks (39-31)
>12:00 PM CT
MSG, BSSE

Los Angeles Lakers (40-30) vs. Indiana Pacers (33-37)
>12:00 PM CT
BSIN, SNLA

Boston Celtics (35-35) vs. Minnesota Timberwolves (22-48)
>1:00 PM CT
BSN, NBCSBO

Phoenix Suns (49-21) vs. San Antonio Spurs (33-37)
>1:00 PM CT
BSSW, BSAZ

Miami Heat (39-31) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (45-25)
>7:00 PM CT
BSWI, BSSUN
R: 6 / I: 3

PAWG Thread

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R: 94 / I: 43

5/14 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Kansas City Royals (16-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (22-13)
KC- Brad Keller (2-4)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (2-3)
>2:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (23-14) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (15-22)
SF- Kevin Gausman (3-0)
PIT- Miguel Yajure (0-1)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

New York Yankees (20-17) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-21)
NYY- Corey Kluber (2-2)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Los Angeles Angels (16-20) vs. Boston Red Sox (23-16)
LAA- Griffin Canning (3-2)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (5-0)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (18-13) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (20-19)
NYM- David Peterson (1-3)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Chicago Cubs (17-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (13-24)
CHC- Jake Arrieta (3-3)
DET- Tarik Skubal (0-5)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Philadelphia Phillies (20-18) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (20-16)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (1-0)
TOR- Steven Matz (5-2)
>6:37 PM CT
SNET1

Kansas City Royals (16-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (22-13)
KC- Jakob Junis (1-2)
CWS- Michael Kopech (2-0)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCHI+

Texas Rangers (18-21) vs. Houston Astros (21-17)
TEX- Wes Benjamin (0-1)
HOU- Zack Greinke (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Atlanta Braves (17-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-18)
ATL- Drew Smyly (1-2)
MIL- Adrian Houser (3-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSWI

Oakland Athletics (23-16) vs. Minnesota Twins (12-23)
OAK- Frankie Montas (4-2)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (2-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSN

Cincinnati Reds (17-18) vs. Colorado Rockies (14-24)
CIN- Wade Miley (4-2)
COL- Germán Márquez (1-4)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Washington Nationals (14-19) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-21)
WSH- Max Scherzer (2-2)
ARI- Riley Smith (1-2)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Miami Marlins (17-20) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (20-17)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (1-2)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (5-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA

Cleveland Indians (21-14) vs. Seattle Mariners (18-20)
CLE- Aaron Civale (5-0)
SEA- Chris Flexen (3-1)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

St. Louis Cardinals (23-15) vs. San Diego Padres (21-17)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-1)
SD- Joe Musgrove (2-4)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD
R: 10 / I: 2

Sports Trading Cards Banned From Target Because of Fights

GETCARDS BANNED FROM TARGET

>Target said it will pause sales of Pokémon cards and sports trading cards, citing safety concerns for shoppers and employees.



>In a statement emailed to USA TODAY, the retailing giant said the cards will still be available to purchase on its website.


>Effective May 14, Target will temporarily suspend sales of MLB, NFL, NBA and Pokémon trading cards in stores, the retailer said.


>Last week, police in Brookfield, Wisconsin, said a fight broke out at a Target store after a disagreement over sports trading cards, reports The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, part of the USA TODAY Network. Police say the altercation ended after a man who had been attacked by four others pulled out his gun.


>Pokémon trading cards have surged in popularity, leading to shortages. According to a support page for the Pokémon trading card game, The Pokémon Company says they are aware of issues tied to higher demand and global shipping constraints.


>"We understand this inconvenience can be disappointing for fans, and we are working to address it where it is within our control," reads the message.


>Meanwhile, older Pokémon cards have been fetching hundreds of thousands of dollars at auction. As reported by CNN, a rare Charizard card was sold in March by Goldin Auctions for nearly $400,000.



>Increased interest has also expanded to the sports trading card business, due in part to the pandemic. Earlier this year, The Chicago Tribune reported a rare Mickey Mantle card sold for a record $5.2 million.
R: 1 / I: 0
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R: 63 / I: 15

5/13 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Toronto Blue Jays (19-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (17-19)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-2)
ATL- Charlie Morton (2-2)
>11:20 AM CT
MLBN

Philadelphia Phillies (20-17) vs. Washington Nationals (13-19)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-1)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (1-3)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Kansas City Royals (16-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (12-24)
KC- Daniel Lynch (0-1)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (1-2)
>12:10 PM CT
BSDET

St. Louis Cardinals (22-15) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-17)
STL- Jack Flaherty (6-0)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (2-2)
>12:40 PM CT
YT

Minnesota Twins (12-22) vs. Chicago White Sox (21-13)
MIN- Michael Pineda (2-1)
CWS- Lance Lynn (3-1)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

San Francisco Giants (22-14) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (15-21)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (2-1)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-1)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Oakland Athletics (23-15) vs. Boston Red Sox (22-16)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-1)
BOS- Garrett Richards (2-2)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Yankees (20-16) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (19-19)
NYY- Jameson Taillon (1-2)
TB- Rich Hill (1-1)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (18-20) vs. Houston Astros (20-17)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-3)
HOU- Cristian Javier (3-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cincinnati Reds (17-17) vs. Colorado Rockies (13-24)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-4)
COL- Chi Chi González (1-1)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Miami Marlins (16-20) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-20)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (4-2)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-3)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Cleveland Indians (20-14) vs. Seattle Mariners (18-19)
CLE- Zach Plesac (2-3)
SEA- Logan Gilbert (0-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN
R: 1 / I: 0
mayk the 5-10 thread
R: 24 / I: 3

Whitechoc 5/11/21

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (33-15-7) vs. Washington Capitals (35-15-5)
>6:00 PM CT
NHL, NSWA, NES+

Vancouver Canucks (21-26-3) vs. Winnipeg Jets (28-23-3)
>7:00 PM CT
ESPN+, TSN3, SNP

CHOCOLATE-

Denver Nuggets (44-24) vs. Charlotte Hornets (33-35)
>6:00 PM CT
ALT, BSSE

Minnesota Timberwolves (21-47) vs. Detroit Pistons (20-49)
>6:00 PM CT
BSDET, BSN+

Miami Heat (37-31) vs. Boston Celtics (35-33)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT, NBCSBO

LA Clippers (45-23) vs. Toronto Raptors (27-41)
>6:30 PM CT
BSSC

Dallas Mavericks (40-28) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (35-33)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSSW

Brooklyn Nets (44-24) vs. Chicago Bulls (29-39)
>7:00 PM CT
YES2, NBCSCH

Philadelphia 76ers (47-21) vs. Indiana Pacers (32-36)
>7:00 PM CT
BSIN, NBCSPH

Orlando Magic (21-47) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (43-25)
>8:00 PM CT
BSFL, BSWI+

Phoenix Suns (48-20) vs. Golden State Warriors (36-33)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSBA, BSAZ

Oklahoma City Thunder (21-48) vs. Sacramento Kings (30-38)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSCA, BSOK

New York Knicks (38-30) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (38-30)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT, SNLA
R: 4 / I: 0
R: 73 / I: 43

5/12 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (16-20) vs. New York Mets (17-13)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-2)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (2-1)
>11:10 AM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (16-17) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (15-20)
CIN- Sonny Gray (0-2)
PIT- Trevor Cahill (1-4)
>11:35 AM CT
ATTP

Chicago Cubs (17-18) vs. Cleveland Indians (19-14)
CHC- Zach Davies (2-2)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-0)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Diego Padres (20-16) vs. Colorado Rockies (12-23)
SD- Yu Darvish (3-1)
COL- Jon Gray (4-2)
>2:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Diego Padres (20-16) vs. Colorado Rockies (12-23)
SD- Blake Snell (1-0)
COL- Austin Gomber (2-4)
>5:10 PM CT
ATTR

Philadelphia Phillies (19-17) vs. Washington Nationals (13-18)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (3-2)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-1)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Oakland Athletics (22-15) vs. Boston Red Sox (22-15)
OAK- James Kaprielian (0-0)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (5-0)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

New York Yankees (19-16) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (19-18)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-1)
TB- Collin McHugh (0-1)
>6:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Kansas City Royals (16-18) vs. Detroit Tigers (11-24)
KC- Danny Duffy (4-2)
DET- Casey Mize (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Toronto Blue Jays (18-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (17-18)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (2-2)
ATL- Max Fried (1-1)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

St. Louis Cardinals (22-14) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (19-17)
STL- John Gant (2-3)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-1)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

Minnesota Twins (12-21) vs. Chicago White Sox (20-13)
MIN- J.A. Happ (2-0)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (1-1)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Los Angeles Angels (16-19) vs. Houston Astros (19-17)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (1-2)
HOU- José Urquidy (3-2)
>7:10 PM CT
MLBN

Miami Marlins (15-20) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-19)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (4-2)
ARI- Zac Gallen (1-1)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (18-18) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (19-17)
SEA- Justin Dunn (1-0)
LAD- Julio Urías (4-1)
>9:10 PM CT
SNLA
R: 5 / I: 0

SPORTSCHAN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SCHOOL SHOOTING IN RUSSIA

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muḥammadun rasūlu -llāhi
ašhadu ʾan lā ʾilāha ʾilla -llāhu, wa-ʾašhadu ʾanna muḥammadan rasūlu -llāhi
ʿalīyun walīyu -llāhi
ašhadu ʾan lā ʾilāha ʾilla -llāhu, wa-ʾašhadu ʾanna muḥammadan rasūlu -llāhi wa-ʾašhadu ʾanna ʿalīyan walīyu -llāhi

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ALLAHU AKBAR
R: 34 / I: 8

Official The MLB Thread 5-11-21

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Texas Rangers (18-19) vs. San Francisco Giants (21-14)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (1-2)
SF- Logan Webb (1-3)
>2:45 PM CT
MLBN

Chicago Cubs (17-17) vs. Cleveland Indians (18-14)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (1-2)
CLE- Shane Bieber (3-2)
>5:10 PM CT
BSGL

Cincinnati Reds (16-16) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (14-20)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (2-2)
PIT- JT Brubaker (2-2)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Philadelphia Phillies (18-17) vs. Washington Nationals (13-17)
PHI- Chase Anderson (1-3)
WSH- Erick Fedde (2-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Oakland Athletics (21-15) vs. Boston Red Sox (22-14)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (2-2)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (4-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

New York Yankees (18-16) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (19-17)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (1-1)
TB- Luis Patiño (1-0)
>6:10 PM CT
ESPN

Kansas City Royals (16-17) vs. Detroit Tigers (10-24)
KC- Brady Singer (1-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Baltimore Orioles (16-19) vs. New York Mets (16-13)
BAL- John Means (4-0)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-3)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Toronto Blue Jays (17-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (17-17)
TOR- Robbie Ray (1-1)
ATL- Bryse Wilson (1-2)
>6:20 PM CT
BSSO

St. Louis Cardinals (21-14) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (19-16)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-0)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (3-1)
>6:40 PM CT
BSWI

Minnesota Twins (12-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (19-13)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
CWS- Dylan Cease (2-0)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCHI+

Los Angeles Angels (16-18) vs. Houston Astros (18-17)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-0)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

San Diego Padres (19-16) vs. Colorado Rockies (12-22)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (0-0)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-3)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Miami Marlins (15-19) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (16-19)
MIA- Pablo López (0-2)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (3-2)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Seattle Mariners (18-17) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (18-17)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-2)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN
R: 50 / I: 17

Official The MLB Thread 5-10-21

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cincinnati Reds (15-16) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (14-19)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-1)
PIT- Mitch Keller (2-3)
>5:35 PM CT
ATTP

Boston Red Sox (22-13) vs. Baltimore Orioles (15-19)
BOS- Martín Pérez (0-2)
BAL- Jorge López (1-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Los Angeles Angels (15-18) vs. Houston Astros (18-16)
LAA- Alex Cobb (1-2)
HOU- Luis Garcia (0-3)
>7:10 PM CT
ESPN

San Diego Padres (19-16) vs. Colorado Rockies (12-22)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (0-0)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-3)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Miami Marlins (15-18) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (15-19)
MIA- Jordan Holloway (1-0)
ARI- Luke Weaver (1-3)
>8:40 PM CT
BSAZ

Texas Rangers (18-18) vs. San Francisco Giants (20-14)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (3-0)
SF- Alex Wood (3-0)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA+
R: 111 / I: 7
WATCH THE WHITE MAN CONQUER SPACE
SN15 launch (probably) today
high hopes to stick the landing this time
R: 107 / I: 29
wadina thread
source: our best friends, >>>/librejp/
R: 35 / I: 13

Whitechoc 5/10/21

WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-16-3) vs. Florida Panthers (36-14-5)
>6:00 PM CT
BSSUN, BSSUN

New Jersey Devils (19-29-7) vs. Philadelphia Flyers (24-23-8)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSP, MSG

Edmonton Oilers (33-18-2) vs. Montreal Canadiens (24-21-9)
>6:00 PM CT
ESPN+, RDS, TSN2, SNW

New York Islanders (32-17-6) vs. Boston Bruins (32-15-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCS, NES+, MSG+, SNO, SNE

Dallas Stars (22-19-14) vs. Chicago Blackhawks (24-25-6)
>7:00 PM CT
NBCSHC, BSSW+

Carolina Hurricanes (36-11-8) vs. Nashville Predators (30-23-2)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSO, BSSO

Vancouver Canucks (20-26-3) vs. Winnipeg Jets (28-22-3)
>7:00 PM CT
TVA, TSN3, SNP

Colorado Avalanche (36-13-4) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (39-13-2)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN+, RSN, SPRM, Alti

St. Louis Blues (24-20-9) vs. Los Angeles Kings (21-26-6)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN+, BSMW, BSSC

CHOCOLATE-

Washington Wizards (32-36) vs. Atlanta Hawks (37-31)
>6:30 PM CT
NBATV, BSSE, NBCSDC

Indiana Pacers (31-36) vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (21-47)
>6:30 PM CT
BSOH, BSIN

New Orleans Pelicans (31-37) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (34-33)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSNO

Milwaukee Bucks (43-24) vs. San Antonio Spurs (32-35)
>7:30 PM CT
KENS, BSWI

Utah Jazz (50-18) vs. Golden State Warriors (35-33)
>9:00 PM CT
NBATV, NBCSBA, SNRM

Houston Rockets (16-52) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (39-29)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSNW, SNSW
R: 170 / I: 67

Official The MLB Thread 5-9-21

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Boston Red Sox (21-13) vs. Baltimore Orioles (15-18)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (4-0)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Washington Nationals (13-16) vs. New York Yankees (17-16)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-2)
NYY- Domingo Germán (2-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (15-16) vs. Cleveland Indians (18-14)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-1)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-0)
>12:10 PM CT
BSGL

Minnesota Twins (12-20) vs. Detroit Tigers (10-24)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (2-2)
DET- Matthew Boyd (2-3)
>12:10 PM CT
BSDET

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-18) vs. New York Mets (15-13)
ARI- Riley Smith (1-1)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (2-2)
>12:10 PM CT
SNY

Milwaukee Brewers (18-16) vs. Miami Marlins (15-17)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-2)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (1-2)
>12:10 PM CT
BSFL

Chicago White Sox (18-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-16)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (1-3)
KC- Mike Minor (2-1)
>1:10 PM CT
BSKC

Toronto Blue Jays (17-15) vs. Houston Astros (17-16)
TOR- Nate Pearson (0-0)
HOU- Zack Greinke (2-1)
>1:10 PM CT
ATTH

Colorado Rockies (12-21) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (20-14)
COL- Germán Márquez (1-3)
STL- Adam Wainwright (1-3)
>1:15 PM CT
BSMW

Pittsburgh Pirates (13-19) vs. Chicago Cubs (17-16)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (2-3)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (2-3)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

Seattle Mariners (18-16) vs. Texas Rangers (17-18)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (2-2)
TEX- Dane Dunning (1-2)
>1:35 PM CT
BSSW

San Diego Padres (18-16) vs. San Francisco Giants (20-13)
SD- Chris Paddack (1-3)
SF- Johnny Cueto (2-0)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

Los Angeles Dodgers (18-16) vs. Los Angeles Angels (14-18)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (3-1)
LAA- José Quintana (0-3)
>3:07 PM CT
MLBN

Tampa Bay Rays (18-17) vs. Oakland Athletics (21-14)
TB- Shane McClanahan (0-0)
OAK- Cole Irvin (3-3)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

Philadelphia Phillies (18-16) vs. Atlanta Braves (16-17)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-1)
ATL- Huascar Ynoa (3-1)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN
R: 529 / I: 107

TODAY THREAD

TODAY THREAD

yids attacked muslims in israel and muslims are fighting back
R: 36 / I: 8
dead board
R: 15 / I: 8

Whitechoc 5/8/21

WHITE-

New York Rangers (27-23-6) vs. Boston Bruins (32-15-7)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC, MSG, NESN

Buffalo Sabres (15-34-7) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (37-16-3)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC, MSGB, SNPT

Philadelphia Flyers (24-23-7) vs. Washington Capitals (34-15-5)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSP, NSWA

Tampa Bay Lightning (36-15-3) vs. Florida Panthers (35-14-5)
>6:00 PM CT
ESPN+, BSFL, BSSUN

Montreal Canadiens (24-20-9) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (34-13-6)
>6:00 PM CT
NHL, CBC, TVA, SNO, SNE, SNP

Detroit Red Wings (19-27-9) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (17-26-12)
>6:00 PM CT
BSOH, BSDET

Ottawa Senators (21-27-5) vs. Winnipeg Jets (28-21-3)
>6:00 PM CT
R360, CITY, SNW

New Jersey Devils (19-28-7) vs. New York Islanders (31-17-6)
>6:00 PM CT
MSG+, MSG2+

Carolina Hurricanes (36-10-8) vs. Nashville Predators (29-23-2)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSO, BSSO

Anaheim Ducks (17-30-8) vs. Minnesota Wild (34-14-5)
>7:00 PM CT
BSN, BSWI+, KCOP, BSW+

Colorado Avalanche (35-13-4) vs. Los Angeles Kings (21-25-6)
>9:00 PM CT
Alti, BSW

Vancouver Canucks (20-25-3) vs. Edmonton Oilers (32-18-2)
>9:00 PM CT
NHL, CBC, RSN, TVA

St. Louis Blues (24-19-9) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (38-13-2)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN+, SPRM, BSMW

Arizona Coyotes (23-26-6) vs. San Jose Sharks (21-27-6)
>9:30 PM CT
NBCSCA, BSAZ+

CHOCOLATE-

Detroit Pistons (20-47) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (46-21)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSPH, BSDET+

Washington Wizards (31-36) vs. Indiana Pacers (31-35)
>6:00 PM CT
NBATV, BSIN, NBCSDC

Memphis Grizzlies (33-33) vs. Toronto Raptors (27-40)
>6:30 PM CT
BSSE

Oklahoma City Thunder (21-46) vs. Golden State Warriors (34-33)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSBA, BSOK

Houston Rockets (16-51) vs. Utah Jazz (49-18)
>9:00 PM CT
SNRM, SNSW

Brooklyn Nets (43-24) vs. Denver Nuggets (44-23)
>9:00 PM CT
NBATV, ALT2, YES

San Antonio Spurs (32-34) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (38-29)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSNW, BSSW
R: 1 / I: 1

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R: 1 / I: 0
Wtf is "watch sports" ?
R: 41 / I: 11

Official The MLB Thread 5-8-21

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Washington Nationals (13-15) vs. New York Yankees (16-16)
WSH- Max Scherzer (2-2)
NYY- Corey Kluber (2-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Colorado Rockies (12-20) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (19-14)
COL- Chi Chi González (1-0)
STL- Carlos Martínez (2-4)
>1:15 PM CT
BSMW

Pittsburgh Pirates (13-18) vs. Chicago Cubs (16-16)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-1)
CHC- Trevor Williams (2-2)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

San Diego Padres (18-15) vs. San Francisco Giants (19-13)
SD- Joe Musgrove (2-3)
SF- Kevin Gausman (2-0)
>3:05 PM CT
FS1

Tampa Bay Rays (18-16) vs. Oakland Athletics (20-14)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (4-1)
OAK- Frankie Montas (3-2)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

Minnesota Twins (12-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (9-24)
MIN- José Berríos (3-2)
DET- José Ureña (1-4)
>3:10 PM CT
BSDET

Cincinnati Reds (15-15) vs. Cleveland Indians (17-14)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-3)
CLE- Aaron Civale (4-0)
>5:10 PM CT
BSGL

Milwaukee Brewers (17-16) vs. Miami Marlins (15-16)
MIL- Adrian Houser (2-3)
MIA- Dan Castano (0-1)
>5:10 PM CT
BSFL

Boston Red Sox (20-13) vs. Baltimore Orioles (15-17)
BOS- Garrett Richards (1-2)
BAL- Zac Lowther (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Seattle Mariners (18-15) vs. Texas Rangers (16-18)
SEA- Erik Swanson (0-0)
TEX- Kohei Arihara (2-3)
>6:05 PM CT
BSSW

Chicago White Sox (17-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-15)
CWS- Lance Lynn (2-1)
KC- Daniel Lynch (0-0)
>6:10 PM CT
BSKC

Toronto Blue Jays (16-15) vs. Houston Astros (17-15)
TOR- Steven Matz (4-2)
HOU- Cristian Javier (3-0)
>6:10 PM CT
ATTH

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-17) vs. New York Mets (14-13)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-2)
NYM- Joey Lucchesi (0-2)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Philadelphia Phillies (18-15) vs. Atlanta Braves (15-17)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (1-0)
ATL- Ian Anderson (2-1)
>6:20 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-16) vs. Los Angeles Angels (14-17)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (4-3)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (0-3)
>8:07 PM CT
BSSC
R: 17 / I: 7
um…
guys??
wtf is CR doing with my GF??
R: 0 / I: 0
gettin drunk at the sparts bar
R: 13 / I: 3
go gurl
R: 23 / I: 7
>new laptop comes preinstalled with bloatware
>get clean install tool direct from M$ and use it
>nvidia drivers won't install
>now it won't boot
>tech support has some button combos to at least get it to boot
>tech support says to reset to factory default
<it'll take a while so i'll just close the ticket and you can come back "if" it doesn't work
>factory reset gets halfway through and then aborts itself
>make a USB windows installer from M$ and nuke the whole partition
>zero problems and windows update installed all drivers
Why do these computer companies do this? They could literally ship the laptop with a blank SSD in it and it would be better
R: 31 / I: 3
only 3% oil this time
also why does the board never want to upload pictures on the first try
R: 53 / I: 21
a 4post because its actually pretty good..
lets see em
board census time
R: 41 / I: 7

5-7-21 mlb thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pittsburgh Pirates (13-17) vs. Chicago Cubs (15-16)
PIT- Trevor Cahill (1-3)
CHC- Zach Davies (1-2)
>1:20 PM CT
MLBN

Boston Red Sox (19-13) vs. Baltimore Orioles (15-16)
BOS- Eduardo Rodríguez (4-0)
BAL- Matt Harvey (3-1)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Washington Nationals (12-15) vs. New York Yankees (16-15)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (1-3)
NYY- Jameson Taillon (1-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (14-15) vs. Cleveland Indians (17-13)
CIN- Wade Miley (3-2)
CLE- Zach Plesac (2-3)
>6:10 PM CT
BSGL

Minnesota Twins (11-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (9-23)
MIN- Matt Shoemaker (1-3)
DET- Tarik Skubal (0-4)
>6:10 PM CT
BSDET

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-16) vs. New York Mets (13-13)
ARI- Zac Gallen (1-1)
NYM- David Peterson (1-3)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Milwaukee Brewers (17-15) vs. Miami Marlins (14-16)
MIL- Brent Suter (2-1)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (3-2)
>6:10 PM CT
BSFL

Philadelphia Phillies (17-15) vs. Atlanta Braves (15-16)
PHI- Zach Eflin (1-1)
ATL- Charlie Morton (2-1)
>6:20 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (17-15) vs. Texas Rangers (16-17)
SEA- Chris Flexen (2-1)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-3)
>7:05 PM CT
BSSW

Chicago White Sox (16-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-14)
CWS- Carlos Rodón (4-0)
KC- Brad Keller (2-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Toronto Blue Jays (16-14) vs. Houston Astros (16-15)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-1)
HOU- José Urquidy (2-2)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Colorado Rockies (12-19) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (18-14)
COL- Austin Gomber (2-3)
STL- Jack Flaherty (5-0)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-17)
LAD- Julio Urías (4-0)
LAA- Griffin Canning (2-2)
>8:38 PM CT
BSSC

Tampa Bay Rays (18-15) vs. Oakland Athletics (19-14)
TB- Rich Hill (1-1)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-1)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

San Diego Padres (18-14) vs. San Francisco Giants (18-13)
SD- Blake Snell (1-0)
SF- Anthony DeSclafani (2-1)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA
R: 8 / I: 1

Whitechoc 5/7/21

WHITE-

Dallas Stars (21-18-14) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (36-14-3)
>6:00 PM CT
BSSUN, BSSW+

Philadelphia Flyers (23-23-7) vs. Washington Capitals (34-14-5)
>6:00 PM CT
NHL, SN1, TVA, NBCSP, NSWA

Detroit Red Wings (18-27-9) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (17-25-12)
>6:00 PM CT
BSOH, BSDET+

Anaheim Ducks (17-30-7) vs. Minnesota Wild (33-14-5)
>7:00 PM CT
BSN+, KCOP, BSW+

Colorado Avalanche (34-13-4) vs. Los Angeles Kings (21-24-6)
>9:00 PM CT
SN1, BSW, Alt2

St. Louis Blues (24-19-8) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (37-13-2)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN+, SPRM, BSMW

Arizona Coyotes (22-26-6) vs. San Jose Sharks (21-26-6)
>9:30 PM CT
ESPN+, BSAZ+, NBCSCA+

CHOCOLATE-

New Orleans Pelicans (30-36) vs. Philadelphia 76ers (45-21)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSPH, BSNO

Boston Celtics (35-31) vs. Chicago Bulls (27-39)
>6:30 PM CT
ESPN, NBCSBO

Minnesota Timberwolves (20-46) vs. Miami Heat (35-31)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSUN

Houston Rockets (16-50) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (42-24)
>7:00 PM CT
SNSW, BSWI+

Orlando Magic (21-45) vs. Charlotte Hornets (32-34)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSFL

Cleveland Cavaliers (21-45) vs. Dallas Mavericks (38-28)
>7:30 PM CT
BSSW, BSOH

Denver Nuggets (44-22) vs. Utah Jazz (48-18)
>8:00 PM CT
ALT, SNRM

New York Knicks (37-29) vs. Phoenix Suns (47-19)
>9:00 PM CT
MSG, BSAZ

San Antonio Spurs (31-34) vs. Sacramento Kings (29-37)
>9:00 PM CT
NBCSCA, KENS

Los Angeles Lakers (37-29) vs. Portland Trail Blazers (37-29)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN, NBCSNW, SNLA
R: 172 / I: 71

mlb 5-6-21

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Milwaukee Brewers (17-14) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (16-15)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-0)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (2-2)
>12:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Houston Astros (15-15) vs. New York Yankees (16-14)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (2-1)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-1)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (9-22) vs. Boston Red Sox (18-13)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (1-2)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (4-2)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (15-17) vs. Minnesota Twins (11-18)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (1-2)
MIN- Michael Pineda (2-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSN

New York Mets (12-13) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (18-13)
NYM- Taijuan Walker (1-1)
STL- John Gant (2-2)
>12:15 PM CT
BSMW

Cleveland Indians (16-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-13)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (0-1)
KC- Danny Duffy (4-1)
>1:10 PM CT
BSKC

Toronto Blue Jays (15-14) vs. Oakland Athletics (19-13)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (1-2)
OAK- Mike Fiers (0-1)
>2:37 PM CT
NBCSCA

Atlanta Braves (14-16) vs. Washington Nationals (12-14)
ATL- Drew Smyly (0-2)
WSH- Jon Lester (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
YT

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-15) vs. Miami Marlins (13-16)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (3-2)
MIA- Pablo López (0-2)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Tampa Bay Rays (17-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-16)
TB- Josh Fleming (1-3)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (1-2)
>8:38 PM CT
MLBN
R: 0 / I: 0

hockey politics discussion thread

>ending the season of one of the best goal scorers: $5,000
>speaking out against violence: $250,000
will dolan double down and ask for bettmans head?
R: 0 / I: 0
duh
R: 30 / I: 7

/meta/ thread

We need to have a /meta/ thread now, it's been long overdue honestly that's why we need it.
R: 89 / I: 27

pakistan genrel

we love pakistan
pakistan best friend
india dead
long live pakistan
R: 6 / I: 0
SHUT THE FUCK UP

THE WHEEL IS ON
R: 54 / I: 12

/ck/

makin' bread
55% all purpose flour
45% strong flour
6% olive oil
3% honey
2% salt
64% hydration
R: 12 / I: 6
R: 21 / I: 2

Official The MLB Thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago White Sox (16-12) vs. Cincinnati Reds (13-15)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (1-1)
CIN- Sonny Gray (0-2)
>11:35 AM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (18-12) vs. Colorado Rockies (11-19)
SF- Logan Webb (1-2)
COL- Jon Gray (3-2)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Baltimore Orioles (14-16) vs. Seattle Mariners (17-14)
BAL- John Means (3-0)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-1)
>2:40 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (11-12) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (17-12)
NYM- Marcus Stroman (3-2)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-0)
>4:15 PM CT
BSMW

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-14) vs. Miami Marlins (12-16)
ARI- Luke Weaver (1-2)
MIA- Ross Detwiler (0-0)
>5:40 PM CT
BSFL

Milwaukee Brewers (17-13) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (15-15)
MIL- Freddy Peralta (3-0)
PHI- Chase Anderson (1-3)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Atlanta Braves (13-16) vs. Washington Nationals (12-13)
ATL- Max Fried (0-1)
WSH- Erick Fedde (2-2)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN2

Houston Astros (15-14) vs. New York Yankees (15-14)
HOU- Luis Garcia (0-3)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Detroit Tigers (8-22) vs. Boston Red Sox (18-12)
DET- Casey Mize (1-3)
BOS- Martín Pérez (0-2)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-14) vs. Chicago Cubs (14-16)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
ESPN

Texas Rangers (14-17) vs. Minnesota Twins (11-17)
TEX- Hyeon-jong Yang (0-0)
MIN- Lewis Thorpe (0-0)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

Cleveland Indians (15-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-12)
CLE- Shane Bieber (3-2)
KC- Brady Singer (1-3)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

Pittsburgh Pirates (13-16) vs. San Diego Padres (17-14)
PIT- JT Brubaker (2-2)
SD- Yu Darvish (3-1)
>7:10 PM CT
BSSD

New York Mets (11-12) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (17-12)
NYM- Miguel Castro (0-0)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-0)
>7:15 PM CT
BSMW

Tampa Bay Rays (16-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-15)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (1-3)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-0)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Toronto Blue Jays (14-14) vs. Oakland Athletics (19-12)
TOR- Robbie Ray (1-1)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (2-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA
R: 31 / I: 4
Jesus fucking christ I go out of town for 3 days and everything goes to shit
R: 0 / I: 0

Whitechoc

WHITE-

Washington Capitals (33-14-5) vs. New York Rangers (26-21-6)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCS, NSW+

Montreal Canadiens (24-18-9) vs. Ottawa Senators (20-27-5)
>6:00 PM CT
RDS, RSN

Nashville Predators (29-22-2) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (16-25-12)
>6:00 PM CT
BSOH, BSSO

Dallas Stars (21-17-14) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (35-14-3)
>6:00 PM CT
BSSUN, BSSW+

Anaheim Ducks (16-30-7) vs. St. Louis Blues (24-19-7)
>7:00 PM CT
BSMW, BSSC, BSW

Vegas Golden Knights (36-13-2) vs. Minnesota Wild (33-14-4)
>7:00 PM CT
SPRM, BSN

Winnipeg Jets (27-21-3) vs. Calgary Flames (22-25-3)
>8:30 PM CT
TVA, TSN3, RSNF, SNW

Colorado Avalanche (34-12-4) vs. San Jose Sharks (20-26-6)
>8:30 PM CT
NBCS, Alti

Los Angeles Kings (20-24-6) vs. Arizona Coyotes (22-25-6)
>9:00 PM CT
BSAZ+, KCOP

CHOCOLATE-

Boston Celtics (34-31) vs. Orlando Magic (21-44)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSBO, BSFL

Portland Trail Blazers (36-29) vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (21-44)
>6:30 PM CT
NBCSNW, BSOH

Sacramento Kings (28-37) vs. Indiana Pacers (30-34)
>7:00 PM CT
BSIN, NBCSCA

Washington Wizards (30-35) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (41-24)
>7:00 PM CT
NBCSDC, BSWI

Memphis Grizzlies (32-32) vs. Minnesota Timberwolves (20-45)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE

Phoenix Suns (47-18) vs. Atlanta Hawks (36-30)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSAZ

Philadelphia 76ers (44-21) vs. Houston Rockets (16-49)
>7:00 PM CT
SNSW, NBCSPH

New York Knicks (37-28) vs. Denver Nuggets (43-22)
>8:00 PM CT
ALT2, MSG

San Antonio Spurs (31-33) vs. Utah Jazz (47-18)
>8:00 PM CT
NBATV, SNRM, BSSW
R: 7 / I: 2
help! i've been obliterated by the dogpill!
R: 76 / I: 12

Official The MLB Thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-12) vs. Chicago Cubs (12-16)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (4-2)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (1-3)
>1:20 PM CT
MARQ

San Francisco Giants (17-11) vs. Colorado Rockies (10-18)
SF- Alex Wood (3-0)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (1-3)
>4:40 PM CT
ATTR

Chicago White Sox (15-12) vs. Cincinnati Reds (13-14)
CWS- Dylan Cease (1-0)
CIN- Jeff Hoffman (2-1)
>5:40 PM CT
BSOH

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-13) vs. Miami Marlins (11-16)
ARI- Riley Smith (1-1)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (1-2)
>5:40 PM CT
BSFL

Milwaukee Brewers (17-12) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (14-15)
MIL- Eric Lauer (1-0)
PHI- Aaron Nola (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Atlanta Braves (12-16) vs. Washington Nationals (12-12)
ATL- Huascar Ynoa (2-1)
WSH- Joe Ross (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Houston Astros (15-13) vs. New York Yankees (14-14)
HOU- Zack Greinke (2-1)
NYY- Domingo Germán (2-2)
>6:05 PM CT
ESPN

Detroit Tigers (8-21) vs. Boston Red Sox (17-12)
DET- Michael Fulmer (1-1)
BOS- Nick Pivetta (3-0)
>6:10 PM CT
NESN

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-12) vs. Chicago Cubs (12-16)
LAD- Trevor Bauer (3-1)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
MARQ

Texas Rangers (13-17) vs. Minnesota Twins (11-16)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (3-0)
MIN- J.A. Happ (2-0)
>6:40 PM CT
BSN

New York Mets (11-12) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (17-12)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (2-2)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-0)
>6:45 PM CT
BSMW

Cleveland Indians (14-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-11)
CLE- Sam Hentges (1-0)
KC- Mike Minor (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

San Francisco Giants (17-11) vs. Colorado Rockies (10-18)
SF- (0-0)
COL- (0-0)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Tampa Bay Rays (15-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-14)
TB- Shane McClanahan (0-0)
LAA- Alex Cobb (1-1)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Toronto Blue Jays (14-13) vs. Oakland Athletics (18-12)
TOR- Anthony Kay (0-1)
OAK- Cole Irvin (2-3)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Baltimore Orioles (14-15) vs. Seattle Mariners (16-14)
BAL- Jorge López (1-3)
SEA- Justin Dunn (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

Pittsburgh Pirates (12-16) vs. San Diego Padres (17-13)
PIT- Mitch Keller (1-3)
SD- Ryan Weathers (1-0)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD
R: 1 / I: 1

Whitechoc

WHITE-

Pittsburgh Penguins (34-16-3) vs. Philadelphia Flyers (23-22-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCS, RSN, TVA, NBCSP, SNPT

New York Islanders (31-16-5) vs. Buffalo Sabres (14-32-7)
>6:00 PM CT
MSGB, MSG+

Chicago Blackhawks (22-24-6) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (35-10-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSHC, BSSO

Boston Bruins (31-14-6) vs. New Jersey Devils (17-28-7)
>6:00 PM CT
MSG, NES+

Edmonton Oilers (31-17-2) vs. Vancouver Canucks (19-24-3)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN+, SNP, SNW

CHOCOLATE-

Phoenix Suns (46-18) vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (21-43)
>6:00 PM CT
BSOH, BSAZ

Charlotte Hornets (31-33) vs. Detroit Pistons (19-46)
>6:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSDET+

Brooklyn Nets (43-22) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (40-24)
>6:30 PM CT
TNT, YES2, BSWI+

Dallas Mavericks (36-28) vs. Miami Heat (35-30)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSUN, BSSW

Sacramento Kings (27-37) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (21-44)
>7:00 PM CT
BSOK, NBCSCA

Golden State Warriors (33-32) vs. New Orleans Pelicans (29-36)
>7:00 PM CT
BSNO, NBCSBA

Toronto Raptors (27-38) vs. LA Clippers (43-22)
>9:00 PM CT
TNT, BSSC
R: 39 / I: 10
bring back getwatcher
R: 19 / I: 14

Whitechoc

WHITE-

Washington Capitals (32-14-5) vs. New York Rangers (26-20-6)
>6:00 PM CT
NSWA, MSG2

Winnipeg Jets (27-20-3) vs. Ottawa Senators (19-27-5)
>6:00 PM CT
RDS2, TSN5, TSN3

Toronto Maple Leafs (33-13-5) vs. Montreal Canadiens (23-18-9)
>6:00 PM CT
TSN2, RDS, SNO

Pittsburgh Penguins (34-15-3) vs. Philadelphia Flyers (22-22-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSP, SNPT

New York Islanders (31-15-5) vs. Buffalo Sabres (13-32-7)
>6:00 PM CT
MSGB, MSG2+

Chicago Blackhawks (22-23-6) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (34-10-7)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSHC, BSSO

Nashville Predators (28-22-2) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (16-25-11)
>6:00 PM CT
BSOH, BSSO

Boston Bruins (30-14-6) vs. New Jersey Devils (17-27-7)
>6:00 PM CT
MSG+, NESN, SNW, SNP

Dallas Stars (21-17-13) vs. Florida Panthers (34-14-5)
>6:00 PM CT
BSFL, BSSW+

Anaheim Ducks (16-29-7) vs. St. Louis Blues (23-19-7)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSC, BSMW+, BSW

Vegas Golden Knights (36-12-2) vs. Minnesota Wild (32-14-4)
>7:00 PM CT
NBCS, SPRM, BSN+, BSWI+

Los Angeles Kings (19-24-6) vs. Arizona Coyotes (22-24-6)
>9:00 PM CT
BSAZ, KCOP

Edmonton Oilers (30-17-2) vs. Vancouver Canucks (19-23-3)
>9:00 PM CT
SNP, SNW

Colorado Avalanche (33-12-4) vs. San Jose Sharks (20-26-5)
>9:30 PM CT
Alti, NBCSCA+

CHOCOLATE-

Indiana Pacers (30-33) vs. Washington Wizards (29-35)
>6:00 PM CT
NBCSDC, BSIN

Orlando Magic (20-44) vs. Detroit Pistons (19-45)
>6:00 PM CT
BSDET, BSFL

Golden State Warriors (32-32) vs. New Orleans Pelicans (29-35)
>6:30 PM CT
ESPN, NBCSBA

Portland Trail Blazers (36-28) vs. Atlanta Hawks (35-30)
>7:00 PM CT
NBCSNW, BSSE

Philadelphia 76ers (43-21) vs. Chicago Bulls (26-38)
>8:00 PM CT
NBCSCH, NBCSPH

New York Knicks (36-28) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (32-31)
>8:00 PM CT
MSG, BSSE

San Antonio Spurs (31-32) vs. Utah Jazz (46-18)
>9:00 PM CT
SNRM, BSSW

Denver Nuggets (43-21) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (36-28)
>9:00 PM CT
ESPN, SNLA
R: 6 / I: 0
new spart who this
R: 0 / I: 0

Official The MLB Thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Milwaukee Brewers (17-11) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (13-15)
MIL- Adrian Houser (2-2)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
WPHL

Los Angeles Dodgers (17-12) vs. Chicago Cubs (12-16)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (1-3)
>6:40 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (13-16) vs. Minnesota Twins (10-16)
TEX- Dane Dunning (1-1)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (11-11) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (16-12)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (2-2)
STL- Adam Wainwright (0-3)
>6:45 PM CT
BSMW

Cleveland Indians (13-13) vs. Kansas City Royals (16-10)
CLE- Aaron Civale (4-0)
KC- Daniel Lynch (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
BSKC

San Francisco Giants (17-11) vs. Colorado Rockies (10-18)
SF- Aaron Sanchez (1-1)
COL- Germán Márquez (1-2)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Tampa Bay Rays (14-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-13)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (3-1)
LAA- Shohei Ohtani (1-0)
>8:38 PM CT
BSW

Toronto Blue Jays (14-12) vs. Oakland Athletics (17-12)
TOR- Steven Matz (4-1)
OAK- Frankie Montas (2-2)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Baltimore Orioles (13-15) vs. Seattle Mariners (16-13)
BAL- Dean Kremer (0-2)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (1-3)
>9:10 PM CT
SNNW

Pittsburgh Pirates (12-15) vs. San Diego Padres (16-13)
PIT- Tyler Anderson (2-2)
SD- Miguel Diaz (0-0)
>9:10 PM CT
BSSD
R: 5 / I: 0

FAG THREAD

>Although PrEP has been proven to prevent the transmission of HIV with 99 percent efficacy, this particular case has been discussed as the unfortunate one percent: The highly uncommon strain of HIV the patient encountered showed various levels of resistance to many drugs, including those in Truvada
that was 5 years ago
why do 'enlightened' countries allow the bio-weapon incubators known as homosexuals to exist??
R: 2 / I: 0
what happened to the what happened thread
R: 25 / I: 6

Official The MLB Thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

St. Louis Cardinals (15-12) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (12-14)
STL- Carlos Martínez (1-4)
PIT- Wil Crowe (0-0)
>12:05 PM CT
ATTP

Miami Marlins (11-15) vs. Washington Nationals (11-12)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (3-1)
WSH- Max Scherzer (1-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

Detroit Tigers (8-20) vs. New York Yankees (13-14)
DET- José Ureña (1-3)
NYY- Corey Kluber (1-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Atlanta Braves (12-15) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (13-12)
ATL- Ian Anderson (2-0)
TOR- Ross Stripling (0-1)
>12:07 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (15-12) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (13-15)
HOU- Cristian Javier (3-0)
TB- Rich Hill (1-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSSUN

Chicago Cubs (12-15) vs. Cincinnati Reds (12-14)
CHC- Trevor Williams (2-2)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-1)
>12:10 PM CT
BSOH

Cleveland Indians (12-13) vs. Chicago White Sox (15-11)
CLE- Zach Plesac (1-3)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Los Angeles Dodgers (16-12) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (17-10)
LAD- Julio Urías (3-0)
MIL- Alec Bettinger (0-0)
>1:10 PM CT
BSWI

Kansas City Royals (16-9) vs. Minnesota Twins (9-16)
KC- Brad Keller (2-2)
MIN- José Berríos (2-2)
>1:10 PM CT
BSN

Boston Red Sox (17-11) vs. Texas Rangers (12-16)
BOS- Garrett Richards (1-2)
TEX- Mike Foltynewicz (1-3)
>1:35 PM CT
BSSW

Baltimore Orioles (13-14) vs. Oakland Athletics (16-12)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (1-3)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-1)
>3:07 PM CT
NBCSCA

Colorado Rockies (10-17) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (14-13)
COL- Chi Chi González (1-0)
ARI- Merrill Kelly (2-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSAZ

Los Angeles Angels (13-12) vs. Seattle Mariners (15-13)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (0-2)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (1-2)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

San Francisco Giants (16-11) vs. San Diego Padres (16-12)
SF- Kevin Gausman (1-0)
SD- Joe Musgrove (2-2)
>3:10 PM CT
BSSD

New York Mets (10-11) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (13-14)
NYM- David Peterson (1-3)
PHI- Zach Eflin (1-1)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN
R: 334 / I: 48

NFL DRAFT DAY 2021

PRE HEAT YOUR PECKERS
BAKE EM @ 400 FOR 1 MINUTE THEN DEFROST EM THEN PUT EM UP UNDER A WARMING LAMP FOR 25 SECONDS THEN
MICROWAVE EM 4 HOURS THEN YOU GOT UR SNACKS READY FOR THA
DRAFT: YOU A'RE STILL ALIVE ITS 2021 EDITION
R: 14 / I: 6

whotechoc

WHITE-

Tampa Bay Lightning (34-14-3) vs. Detroit Red Wings (18-26-9)
>2:00 PM CT
NBC

CHOCOLATE-

Brooklyn Nets (43-21) vs. Milwaukee Bucks (39-24)
>2:30 PM CT
ABC, YES2

Portland Trail Blazers (35-28) vs. Boston Celtics (34-30)
>6:30 PM CT
NBATV, NBCSBO, NBCSNW

New York Knicks (35-28) vs. Houston Rockets (16-48)
>7:00 PM CT
MSG, SNSW

Phoenix Suns (45-18) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (21-43)
>7:00 PM CT
BSOK, BSAZ+

Sacramento Kings (26-37) vs. Dallas Mavericks (36-27)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSW, NBCSCA

Philadelphia 76ers (42-21) vs. San Antonio Spurs (31-31)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSW, NBCSPH

Miami Heat (34-30) vs. Charlotte Hornets (31-32)
>7:00 PM CT
BSSE, BSSUN

Toronto Raptors (26-38) vs. Los Angeles Lakers (36-27)
>9:00 PM CT
NBATV, SNLA
R: 3 / I: 0
Podiatrists WON'T teach you how to rub your feet!