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Nintendo Gigaleak thread. Lugi has been fully restored as well, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4z43MLBeQ
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1. Its Nintendo
2. its a popular console
3. its the only handheld/hybrid console available currently>>6439
you can, but you can't emulate the Switch's handheld/hybrid nature, which is why people want it for the device
also many normalfags are scared of illegal activity like emulation>>6440
keep in mind there's a lot more people who didn't buy shit for their soystations besides GTA/bloodborne/extremely popular game
being accessible doesn't mean the audience will all want it, and emulation isn't ideal for a lot of people
In other news:>Universal Studios deeply regrets hiring Chris Patt despite Illumination's owner repeating like a broken record that he's perfect.>>6426
Yes more bad acting cutscenes because the game is actually aimed for the whole family>>6432
Is it really the real Persona or just the shitty spinoff of a spinoff? Also drifting joycons.
It's like aiding Nintendo when they were sinking was a mistake.
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>game isn't even out yet
>DLC already announced
Kind of a shame because Iwata was against this shit but after his death they just went full jew
>>6489>he doesn't click every random onion and obvious CP honeypot link here just to dab on the CIA
DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME I HAVE TO BELIEVE IT
Didn't Iwata approve of realising barebones games and sell the rest? Mario Kart 8 was a clear example. Also it seems the backlash towards the new Mario Strikers got tamed once their beloved forgettable waifu got added.
Iwata personally was known to be against the kind of day 1 DLC that's common these days:>“I think, when the player has exhausted what’s in an existing piece of software, when there are no more challenges and there is nothing more they can do, if we then introduce a new level or a new character—something new for them—we just increased their motivation to want to go back; we’ve also increased the amount of time they’re going to enjoy that software. And one thing Nintendo has determined as a company policy, what we are not going to do is create a full game and then say, ‘let’s hold this back for DLC.’ That’s not our plan. We’re definitely not doing that. It’s an extreme example, but I think there are examples of games where you get that initial purchase—the very core part of the game—and everything else around it is all DLC. However, if you do that I believe customers will have no motivation to go out and buy the retail package to begin with."
But around the time of his death there was a lot of pressure from the shareholders to start making more DLC and get into mobile gaymen, for example a quote from some jew shareholder:>“We believe Nintendo can create very profitable games based on in-game revenue models with the right development team. Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher.”
>>6523>Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher>sucking as much joy out of something as possible to bilk people out of small amounts of extra money
beginning to see why greed is considered a deadly sin
Now Rockstar got their backdoor opened like a goatse and GTA 6 finally saw the daylight. However they sent the fucking FBI to the guy who leaked the game.A GTA LEAK THAT ISN'T BULLSHIT
Nintendo wishes to have their own personal army.
I was expecting a lot more seething about the fem MC, but it turns out nobody cares because they made her THICC
Maybe Western devs are finally learning that they need to make female characters who aren't ugly as fuck for people to care about them
rally? they got the glows to kick his door?
But from what I heard he's some underage pajeet in India, doubt they can do shit if that's true. Either way it makes me kek that they're sending the fucking glowniggers over some kid posting videos of vidya gays on the internet
>>6634>disgusting steatopygia bodytype>not ugly
fucking zoomers and their taste in women goddamn there is something wrong with you if you're white and find this attractive
u lookin a lil sussy over there my nigga
hes right that body barely looks human let alone attractive
my pizza in CRust this is a /monster/ appreciating website
That just looks like the ibook/imac guy
The mind's eye doesnt look good due to mostly flat simple textures, low poly models, and stiff animations. that mario would look fine in motion.
still an obnoxiously large ass, fat babushka thighs and overall pear shape phenotype. in a word: gross
a grill without slender legs is a second-class grill, i'm honestly questioning your sanity
I mean she is pretty ugly and those tits look like total sag shit
but at least she's got some hips and thighs>>6644
from the back she's not bad>>6647
forget slender, the latter is stick-figure tier
nothing wrong with preferring the slender types but your type is kinda shit
ugh, that body type is disgusting
dumpy ass bitch
that is much better. on the exaggerated side, but not disgustingly so
Whether or not your taste involves bitches who are more ass than woman is besides my point anyway. I'm just glad they weren't afraid to add some sexualized features to her unlike most Western Devs who make all their women look like butt-ugly dykes
you can go die in homo paradise if you hate thighs fag
they dont gotta be some cottage cheese abomination but some good solid legs is not a problem
literally the two examples i've taken issue with are fucking huge donkey nigger thighs if that's what you're into just say so faggot
i literally spelled it out in that post figures a stick leg loving mong cant read properly
You literally don't like thighs tho, you're just a chubby chaser
i do like thighs and youre saying dumbdumb things to try and make me mad because you got nothing better to do like how ive got nothing better to do than waste my time responding
nooo never said that but im here with free time again so heres more reply
>>6663>he thinks any thighs thicker than a pencil is fat
I guess your mom must be planet-sized eh?
satan lik thi
>>6669>i work at maccas right
i also dont get why i see fags being so dramatic about the trailer it just looks like generic kid shit with a mario skin which is to be expected from japan's mickey mouse. it's not a total eyesore at least
bong slang for mcdolan's, some sort of promotional thing they're doing I guess.
And yeah it's just another case of nintendies getting overly-emotional. The Chris Pratt voice sounds kinda shitty but everything else just seems like what you'd expect
>>6671>nintendies getting overly-emotional
it must be strange for kids nowadays to go see movies like this and be surrounded by balding bearded middle aged men who arent there with their own kids or even their nieces/nephews
like there are grown ass men who go to see this kind of shit by themselves and make a scene about it like little girls instead of just watching the damn movie
Not like it hasn't happened before. I remember being a kid when the Star Wars prequels were releasing and there were fat neckbeards everywhere crying about them
tbf star wars wasnt explicitly a kids series tho and also was known for having a rabid fanbase for years before the prequels even came out just like with star trek
ironically disney killed the series by making it too kiddified on top of being turbowoke