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 No.1569111[Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1569142

>>1569111
The fuck is the second one from?

 No.1569155

indonesia

 No.1569158

make the tren thread

 No.1569181

>>1569142
looks lik its from a tren rek budy

 No.1569217

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 No.1569238

>>1569217
plz dont make me side with a jew.

i heard a municipality was arguing they wanted cams on their parking enforcement "officers" and how they take abuse on a daily basis and wish they could show others how hard they have it. and all i could think of how great and fun it would be to watch them get abused and harassed. maybe even killed!
how they could possibly think anyone would be on their side is a mystery to me.

 No.1569298

>>1569238
>plz dont make me side with a jew.
t. jew

 No.1569314

truk n fuk

 No.1569315

>>1569217
>>1569238
>>1569298
repo men are worse than kikes
they are niggers, only legal

 No.1569319

>>1569217
i had a feeling this was florida
then he pulled his gun and i knew it was florida

repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth

they once watched me get out of a car and go into a pediatrician and towed the car, i was there for all of twenty minutes which means they were watching

 No.1570872

File: 1690562493908.mp4 (5.13 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, truk n rivr.mp4)


 No.1570879

fucker n chucker
just like i did ur mum

 No.1570905

>>1569319
>repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth
usually got gud stories tho
esp if they worked in some shithole

 No.1570907

i dont blame towfag here tho
just lookin at that neighborhood i guarantee it was some cunty neighbor who saw him parked on the street and wanted to fuck with him and called it in
maybe jewfags wife slighted her at a dinner party 6yrs ago or something
u kno the type

 No.1570909


 No.1571488

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this is bad

 No.1571496

>>1571488
ummmmm this is a good thing actually
they were probably trump voters and not actually the working class sooooo learn to code hick
t. democratic socialist workers party NYC chapter

 No.1571498

>>1571488
>>1571496
free markets
bad trucking company

 No.1571499

>>1571488
them pensions ded

 No.1571522

>>1571499
OOPS SORRY UNION BROS
GET FUCKED LMAOOOOO

 No.1571524

>>1571522
they were delinquent on like 30 mil on them pensions

 No.1571526

>>1571524
*39 mil

 No.1571527

>>1571526
39mil is a GUD fucking person

 No.1571528

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this blanket is based as fuck
best 5 dollars i've evr spent

 No.1571529

>>1571528
you did a bad thang

 No.1571531

>>1571529
sanic and mario says otherwise

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>>1571528
now THIS is reddit

 No.1571548

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>>1571524
>What happened to the $700mil though?

 No.1571552

>>1571548
Beware the beings born of desert land, Invisible infiltrators, a treacherous hand. They walk among us, unseen and sly, Corrupting our hearts with a wicked lie.

Masters of disguise, they blend with ease, Their true nature hidden, a deceptive breeze. Whispered malevolence, a haunting spell, Their influence spreads, as they dwell.

Beware the dwellers, unseen and sly, Born from deserts, they corrupt, oh why? Their presence lingers, a darkness concealed, Unveiling their secrets, is the only shield.

Who a I?

 No.1571568

>>1571548
it went to ukraine like everything else

 No.1571569

>>1571488
but where are we gunna get yellows from now?

 No.1571608

TRUK & PULLR & TREN & PLEN & BUSSY & DA KAR & DA BIK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1571626

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>lose yellows
>get browns
every fucking time

 No.1571645

>>1571626
i hat teamster

 No.1571654

>>1571626
>DROP AND GIVE ME ZEN
I think I just lost 10 years of my life reading that

 No.1571657

give me cdl tutorial

 No.1571664

>>1571657
wyntk?

 No.1571672

>>1571664
how do I become a truck driver

 No.1571681

>>1571672
go to the dmv and complain that you sexually identify as "class B CDL", and start screeching that youll sue them if they dont change it immediately

 No.1571685

>>1571681
WHAT IS THIS "WOKE" WORLD COMING TO!!

 No.1571693

>>1571672
for class b:
1. go 2 beer passer outer (beer distributors are always hiring)
2. apply as guy who helps driver
3. ask about training you to truk
-3b. if they do not do this leave immediately
4. learn 2 truk
5. get truk permit
6. truk
-6a. leave the beer place as soon as you get the cdl because beer jobs are fuckin horrible and dont pay anywhere near enough for all the weight youll be throwing around on your routes

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 No.1571696

>>1571694
thanks
>>1571693
beer is a big sin

 No.1571698

>>1571672
step 1 is getting a permit which is only a written test and you can download an app to help you learn what the questions and answers will likely be, questions being different state to state.
step 2 your gonna need a certain amount of time behind a wheel with that permit doin trukn thangs so you got on of to or maybe more options you can go to truk n pullr academy for idk prob lik 4k or you can find a truk n pullr that will let you drive with him doin trukn thangs. the school option, you shouldn't have a hard time finding a shit company that will split the payments with you for a year then after the year is up they cover the remaining balance.
step 3 is takin the skills test you're gonna have to prove you can identify a lotta parts on the truk n maybe pullr and legal limits for the parts and/or how exactly you can determine they are in a legal condition then you'll need to do a airbrake test which shouldn't be hard just dont be an idiot and follow the test takers instructions and dont fuck up this one can nail you with one fuck up
then ull have to demonstrate prob 3 backing manoovers which will pron def be backing up in a straight line and then 2 of 3, being a 90° alley dock, a parallel park, and the third has a name i forgot but it's when you gotta move the rig over one spot from its starting point. theyre all easy but you def need practice but a good teachr will point out where you need to have your landing gears in relation to how they look in your mirrors. the hardest is the alley dock but mostly cuz you need to get the distance right. i was warned they'll get pissed if they see me counting so i just got used to how many strides it takes me to cover 15', split the difference, had a big loogie in my mouth, and spit a fat one on the ground on the walk back to the tractor. worked like a charm lel. they gonna give you 2 or 3 opportunities to get out of the truk and look at your positioning for each of the manuver tests.
finally its a drive test so just drive the dang thang and dont break the law. prob gonna have you do an "emergency stop" at a safe place just to prove you aint to dumb to do one, theyll ask what you're doing when they get you to do that and you just gotta tell em. maybe a shit test where he gonna ask about a sign a mile or two back, maybe a height clearance sign or maybe something else, basically to prove your paying attention. prob gonna ask what you do when you get to train tracks. at this point just use your damn turn signals and drive like you aren't an idiot and you'll pass tbphwyb.
test on a truk with a standard transmission. testing in an automation restricts your ability to drive only automatics.

 No.1571699

wow thats a lotta words
but rly its not that much

 No.1571700

>>1571693
this is gud too. if you do this then if you wanna go up to big boy truks is a couple less steps. i think a class b is functionally a permit for class a, and youll have the airbrake part taken care of.

 No.1571702

>>1571696
no one said you had to drink it
theres other kinds of distribution too its just beer drivers have huge turnover because it sucks so its less of a wait than most other places and ot only takes like 3 months to get trained and then get a cdl. the hardest part is just remembering the shit youve gotta recite to the guy doing the test during the pre-drive inspection but most of thats common sense anyway

 No.1571704

>>1571698
>test on a truk with a standard transmission
how hard would it be for me to learn this on a big truk if my only manual experience is from driving workman carts around a golf course? dont semis have like 9 more gears than regular vehicles?

 No.1571708

>>1571704
if you can count up you should be fine. difficult part is getting the revs n speed for when you gotta shift right so your not grinding gears and you'll have to double clutch when you take the test but once you got it down you dont actually have to use the clutch unless your starting from a stop the tranny so strong it dgaf and you can just cradle that bitch all the way up n down its p rad 🤙🏻

 No.1571712

>>1571704
get yourself a racing wheel with shifter (a g27/g29 is fine) and practice on some racing sims that force you to use the clutch. you'll build up coordination that is better than you'll need pretty quickly. a trucking sim would work too of course, but an accurate shifter for those would cost considerably more.

 No.1571744

is American Truck Simulator enough experience to be a trukr?

 No.1571858

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 No.1571897

>>1571858
Only watched the beggining and ending just to see if he rapes the slut and he did.

 No.1573054

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who goin to da "movies"

 No.1573209

>>1573054
I think this might need a PG-13 rating

 No.1573214

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>>1573054
im way too shy to talk to girls do you think I should try to pick up a lot lizard for practice

 No.1573215

>>1573214
yes you will have FUN
trust me I know a lot about this
sometimes they have even more fun crystal rock candy stuff that makes you have lots more fun

 No.1573223

>>1573214
since when did they let monkeys drive truks?

 No.1573261

>>1573214
Say no to 3DPD

 No.1573284

>>1573214
ya just make sure to not use a condom per sportschan tradition

 No.1573285

>good
>not gud
captchas were a mistake

 No.1574465

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classic truk stop shitr deco

 No.1574468

>>1574465
When did they upgrade to this kind of trolling? It used to be call "x" for a good time, then have the #

 No.1574469

>>1574468
hating hindus or infowars?

 No.1574473


 No.1574475

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i guess a lotta hindus come here there even a printed sign in hinduese taped to a door guy prob was angry or just wanted to piss off the hindus. i lik that "'shut up' stupid hick" had shut up in quotes stupid fuckin hindus i saw a family in the parking lot after i shat a brick into their plumbing fuk hindus

 No.1574478

>>1574473
idk the racism is obv old school and the wacky conspiracy politiks has been around ever since i started i imagine its been there for a long time too ykno drivin all day n night listenin to talk radio cuz music radio gets boring real fast with inf play loops but you can tune into coast to coast p much anywhere if its late n alex been on the radio forever now

barely related ive hard about methodist pastors preachin on da cb in the 70s idk man its a different world lik do you remember some people before the internet was big would have this really off the wall info and they'd be lik trailer park budys or hillbillys or smth away from da metro areas lik how the fuck how the absolute fuck did those people get all this fuckin information ykno thatd be an interesting book to read "how to be schizo conspirabro in the boonies before internet"

 No.1574479

truk & pullr is an honorable traditional sikh line of work
HINDUS GO HOME

 No.1574498

>>1574478
original bbs

 No.1574529

do truckers take loads to alaska

 No.1574538

>>1574529
they go NORTH to alaska theyre trukn north the pullr is on
way up north north to lot lizardska

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 No.1574964

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a man can dream
i want me a road boss

 No.1574966

>>1574964
i want me a fat bisch with a dump truck to ride me in my garbage truk

 No.1574967

>>1574964
are these things even good anymore in terms of driveability and comfort? they must have been produced in 70s right? or are these newer ones that were produced by volvo and just had the white label slapped onto them?

 No.1574975

>>1574967
the newest one i think is a 82 the year before volvo bought em and ya probably not as comfortable as the air rides of today but i DONT CARE I WANT A BIG SCARY TRUK >:)

 No.1574976

newest one of the pics i posted that is

 No.1574977

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i love how retarded the breather is

 No.1574985

>>1574977
you can stuff a lot of dead hookers in one of those bad boys i tell you what

 No.1574987

>>1574550
fuck i love this song
anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?

 No.1575333

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>>1574987
>anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?
I went a few times on cruises. It was very nice in summer, cool mostly and cold around the glaciers of course. The cookouts and hiking were fantastic. Much to see and enjoy.
I've been everywhere man.

 No.1575457

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 No.1575917

do white people from atlanta have southern accents

 No.1575922

>>1575917
they have ebonics accents

 No.1575924

>>1575922
need georgiabro to confirm

 No.1575927

>>1575917
ya but theres a lota transplants ykno bein raised by yanks dont help a man develop a gud accent and ya lik budy said theres no shortage of wiggers

 No.1575944

gud video

 No.1575977

>>1575944
what site is that embedded from budy

 No.1575983

>>1575977
vimeo. i just tried to embed it and it worked

 No.1575984

>>1575983
thx i just wanna rip it so i can put it on a laptop to watch on my sleepr tv

 No.1575985

trimming weed is thw most mindnumbing bullshit lik holy fuck

 No.1575987

>>1575984
https://vimeo.com/641781033
i am ripping it too since vimeo don't want to work

 No.1575989

>>1575984
here's the link if you need it https://vimeo.com/641781033

 No.1575991

>>1574977
explain this shit like im dudder

 No.1575995

>>1575987
>>1575989
thank you budys

 No.1575997

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>>1575991
that thang

 No.1575998

bitchute embeds don't work. that's sad

 No.1575999

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>>1575991
bigger in pic here

 No.1576436

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tren

 No.1576442

>>1576436
lel what an idiot

 No.1578851

i lik truk

 No.1578930

i lik truk n fuk

 No.1579453

truk n fuk n suk n no pulr outr

 No.1579468

i read truk an pulr like that old 50s duck and cover jingle

 No.1579469

>>1576436
DEADCOPSDEADCOPSDEADCOPSDEADCOPS

 No.1579484

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OwO fwissiwe pwutoneom uwu

 No.1579500

>>1579476
lol exactly

 No.1579501

>jannies delet MDCbro
lik i get theyre all cringey gommie boomers now but that MDC album is literally a hc classic

 No.1579508

>>1579501
dudder hired a bunch of crazy rulecucks that delete whatever they don't like

 No.1579509

>>1579508
whys spartschin so str8 and me so bent?

 No.1579514

>>1579501
no i deleted it myself idk i was feelin kinda scawed after making the pwutoneom post

 No.1579515

that mdc joint be killin it tho saw em a few years ago it was funny i was talkin to i think the guitarist and he was talkin about his wife and kids dudes become a family man that also goes on tour from time to time

 No.1579522

>>1579508
its true, one of them might even delete your post

 No.1579538

>>1579522
sometimes, i delete a post
just to see if im still alive

 No.1579541

AAAAAAA i just didnt want a post of me saying millions od dead cops right next to a post of me pointing out that i was hauling fissile material FUCK i got paranoid OK????

 No.1579545

Activate agent Dotz

 No.1579550

>>1579522
>>1579538
I screencapped this shit so mil will know about this in the discord

 No.1579552

>>1579541
y dont u just lik tip the tralr over if they give u shit for it? wat r they gonna do pick it all up? thats for women to do

 No.1579559

>>1579541
too late
the FBI was informed there's a /sp/ihadi with a truck full of plutonium ready to do a 9/13
ur fucked

 No.1579611

😱😱😱😱

 No.1582627

File: 1696082459063.mp4 (1.76 MB, 576x360, 8:5, m2-res_360p.mp4)

inshallah

 No.1582637

>>1582627
he no truk so he get fuked

 No.1582643

>>1582627
class a bros gotta deal with some real stupid roadcunts who tf brake checks something that can turn em into a pancake

 No.1587509

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fuk bisikl

 No.1587536

>>1587509
why bik not turned into road ketchup?

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 No.1587540

>>1587538
now thats a spic

 No.1587553

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truk by zero

 No.1588993

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wew that boy done did it he sed skkrrrrrrrrr

 No.1588995

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theres this shit app thats basically truk & pullr facebook called cdl life you can find jobs through it too and industry related news but thats beside the point really its just a bunch of boomers half of which openly hat nigger but theres this one dude whos whole gimmick is pics related and budys this guy cracks me up im not about to get shots of the comment sections but these boomers lose their fuckin MIND over this guy ive only seen one or two people get it everyone else fully buys his gimmick and hates him for it
rly ill check the app like once a month cuz im bored and this guy will pop up and theres always something hilarious in there somewhere

 No.1588996

i am a self appointed safety inspector and you WILL respect me

 No.1588997

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>>1588995
chad warden phenotype

 No.1589001

>>1588993
wat cdl qualification test is this?
>>1588995
people get mad at this dude? the only way to make it more obvious is to say "p.s. dis b a joke" at the end of his posts
i wish i could go back to before boomers had easy access to the internet

 No.1589005

>>1589001
ya dude they get real fuckin mad. idk if this thing has like 100 active users or 10k or what so ill just assume everyone not commenting prob sees he's a lil jokester but still it'll be a lot of comments, albeit a lot of him double and triple posting, but still aloot of comments compared to other posts i see. ive seen posts finished with
>like i said GO. FUCK. YOUR SELF.
fuckin gold m8 idk love to see retards get frothy

 No.1589355

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boy out here trukn n fukn

 No.1589359

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 No.1589362

>>1588997
geometry

 No.1589372

>>1589362
euclidean or nonn-euclidian?

 No.1589384

>>1589372
xboxtian

 No.1592273

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man…

 No.1592293

>>1592273
this dudes got a fuckin donut supporting his truk and doing just fine apparently meanwhile my spare tire for my shitty optima barely made it to the tire shop before it exploded why does the world work like this

 No.1592296

>>1592293
one simple reason…
jews.

 No.1592320

sticky this thread dudder 😎

 No.1592329

>>1592273
what part of ukraine is this?

 No.1592458

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 No.1592484

File: 1701265032845.mp4 (16.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, burger icbm convoy.mp4)

what he carryin
it's nukes
error posting

 No.1592497

>>1592458
>third
lel what a bro i wish i had a father

 No.1592498

>>1592484
how is this a safe transport? it isn't
how easy would it be for a single terrorist to attack this thing with a javelin or at4 borrowed from ukraine? with a range of 1.5 miles the guy wouldn't even have to be close to the street. what's the point of the 5 cars ahead and behind?

 No.1592499

>>1592498
it's intended to stop people from trying to steal it, not destroy it. a javelin isn't going to detonate the nuke and probably won't even leak any radiation if it hits the truck, those things are super locked down until they're ready to fire.

 No.1592500

>>1592499
ofc they won't detonate but spreading some of the plutonium would be pretty bad. i can't imagine that this thing can withstand a rocket that can squish a battle tank

 No.1592504

>>1592498
it is no more unsafe than transporting nuclear material for nuclear power plants.
the transport containers inside the trailer are heavily armored and designed to be hit by a train doing over 100mph without damage. a sand nigger with some shoulder fired rocket aint gunna do shit to the container itself even if it penetrates the trailer.

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>>1592500
what >>1592504 says, it's not like pic related which is what the USSR did for their big dickwaving parades

 No.1592525

>>1592500
theres not a tremendous amount of plutonium in them in the first place tbh
thats kinda the whole point of using highly enriched plutonium. high energy density and p much totally inert until armed. not anything like those nasty ass ones we dropped on the japs

as for the guy talking about stealing/destroying them, i fucking tripledog dare you bro
you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back. i bet they got some other guys nearby, and failing that they got eyes in the sky watching that shit 24/7.
nvm the whole logistics of trying to fucking sell something THAT hot. idk where or how youd store it, even if you could find a buyer. theyd have you on satellite no matter where in the world you took it. youd be fucking boned. a total pariah even amongst intl arms traffickers

theres a reason most arms dealers deal with like rifles and ammo instead of fucking nukes. make more money with less risk selling way more product. everyones happier: your supplier, your buyer, you, ppl can still keep killing each other, and no one has to go on permanent vacation to cuba.
the only time you ever heard about str8 nukes and nuclear armed subs getting sold was post-USSR. and that was a very unique circumstance since the red mafia had been consolidating power in the red army for several decades by the time the 90s rolled around and were in complete control of the federation as they were the only ones left who had any money/assets

 No.1592527

>>1592484
ya thats a nuke or possibly military secrets of some sort but prob a nuke

 No.1592529

>>1592527
doesnt NEED to be a nuke
frankly nukes are a bit too loud youd be better off just using some regular ICBMs without a nuclear payload. theyre still incredibly devastating. plus you avoid the whole intl shitstorm associated with glassing a place in the modern day. its also worth noting if they were to be using nuclear weapons in the mideast itd be rly smol tactical nukes so as to not completely annihilate the entire coast of israel just to strike at gaza

now all that said that absolutely fucking IS a nuke i told u fags last month i have it on gud authority from muh DoE contacts weve been testing all kindsa fun shit out in the desert since like early oct. ruskies started testing again too. we str8 neo-coldwar spreh

 No.1592530

>>1592525
>you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back
lel this u think they about to fly them choppaz around and just have a handful of 4wheelers that you can easily identify on this thang they clearly aint playin around with? foh. i up the dare to quadruple dog dare w that retarded shit. i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk either with another with the same security detail fuckin off either down the same road or on a parallel route.

 No.1592531

>>1592530
>i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk
i would tbh
nuclear weapons only real use is dickwaving and using it as a deterrent. erryone already knows we got nukes. but sometimes they need to be reminded.

they WANT foreign intelligence to see it, and they WANT them to know what it is. maybe not EXACTLY what it is, but they definitely want them to look at that, think about it, and prolly start sweating over what exactly that implies

 No.1592535

>>1592531
yeah but they can do that but also have a decoy its not like they gonna open er up when they deliver and send selfys to foreign dignitaries

 No.1592538

>>1592535
yah who knows?
frankly as dumb as it seems, i think the soviets had the right idea. just strap that shit to the back of a flatbed and drive around. looks cool, and who cares?
its the geopolitical equivalent of
>doituwont

 No.1592543

>>1592458
>first one
many times i have considered this

 No.1593208

File: 1701662172116.mp4 (3.78 MB, 464x848, 29:53, 4_5809990114578796480.MP4)


 No.1593209

>>1593208
?????
???
?????????????????????????????

 No.1593254

>>1593208
is this part of the latest gta 6 leak?

 No.1595086

File: 1702679060872.webm (1.03 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1_5181767189518091164.webm)

watch out on them snow out there budys

 No.1595087

>>1595086
>they blurred the company logos
thats crst lel

 No.1595088

>>1595086
how is that fat cops never get hit like even in shootouts the fatties almost always come out unscathed

 No.1595090

>>1595088
Being self-aware of one's own fatness tends to make one more environmentally aware of where they will be ventilated or where the exits are since kneeling or squatting on 25%+ bodyfat is a bitch.

 No.1595092

>>1595088
small hitboxes

 No.1595195

>>1595086
no snow here budy, seems like i haven't seen real snow anywhere even up north in a long time
climate change n shit not man made and nothing you can do about it tho

 No.1600772

File: 1705660448659.mp4 (21.51 MB, 822x720, 137:120, -hLQjYSjPb4-n4BU.mp4)

toot toot

 No.1600775

truk n fuk

 No.1600802

File: 1705680380967.mp4 (1.76 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, Protestors.mp4)

>>1600772
this is why you don't stop, they're just going to mob and kill you if you do

 No.1600804

>>1600772
Why are normalfags swarming the bridge? Are they zombies?

 No.1600831

>>1595195
>not man made and nothing you can do about it tho
plug up all the volcanoes
also turn down the sun
shits ez

 No.1600832

>>1600772
lol whos got the story w the aussie trukrs and that one newbie who accidentallys an abbo sleeping in the road at night? then hes all scared and asks some other trukr what to do lik he murdered someone and guys lik m8 its an abbo happens all the time here ill help you get the bodyparts out of your radiator

 No.1601981

File: 1706220256176.mp4 (11.4 MB, 888x574, 444:287, 1705599351996974.mp4)


 No.1601994

>>1601981
y video only audio???

 No.1602002

File: 1706229832086.webm (422.13 KB, 888x574, 444:287, 1705599351996974.webm)

>>1601994
werks fer me how bout this one

 No.1602013

>>1602002
shit like this makes me never wanna do interstate trukn anywhere cold at all i'll stay down here in my humid sweltering weather
people are retarded enough on the road without throwing ice and snow into the mix

 No.1602088

>>1602013
luckily the guy who turns in front of you gets absolutely obliterated while you end up with a few scratches at best in most cases

 No.1602105

>>1602088
true but you can never be sure with icy roads especially if theyre rally shitty underneath the ice/snow because the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads

 No.1602110

>>1602002
>what is your car made of?
>legos

 No.1602141

>>1602110
was it a box set or some assorted shit tho?

 No.1602151

>>1602105
>the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads
thats mostly just ohio

 No.1602153

>>1602141
ive made lego cars that survive better than that when hit by something much bigger.
modern cars aren't made out of lego, they are made out of lincoln logs
source: 6 year old me

 No.1602157

>>1602151
and illinois and indiana and kentucky and pennsylvania and maryland and virginia and west virginia and north carolina and georgia
south carolina has surprisingly decent roads tho ime

 No.1602280

>>1602157
south carolina has some truly atrocious roads too and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive

 No.1602285

>>1602280
ive only ever driven on the coastal areas of sc tbh i forget myrtle beach is a tourist trap so the roads are probably betterover that way
>and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive
wait wut thats what i was trying to say indiana has some truly dogshit roads like some of the mountain roads in appalachia are less fucked up

 No.1602307

>>1602285
ok ok you got me worked up there for a minute

 No.1602316

>>1602157
driving from ohio to pennsylvania on the interstate its like you suddenly went into a different country. pennsylvania's roads are like driving on clouds compared to ohio, although likely different in the nigger infested cities.

 No.1602654

File: 1706500064703-0.png (1.34 MB, 1020x1431, 340:477, 1706499689074.png)

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 No.1602658

>>1602654
lmao, this guy is having fun huh ?

with conservaboomers its almost too easy

 No.1602660

File: 1706501907815.jpeg (263.11 KB, 1125x2436, 375:812, IMG_20240128_231531599.jpeg)

>>1602658
him and one other guy have the market cornered lel but their gimmick is so similar its probably the same guy
pic unrelated

 No.1602700

>>1602285
find it hard to believe you can be on worse highways than VA
ever driven through the tidewater bridge-tunnels budy? isn't it a miserable soul-sucking experience?

 No.1602706

File: 1706536667915.mp4 (52.47 MB, 1200x720, 5:3, Orangutan Driving Golf Car….mp4)

Flood detected

 No.1602878

>>1602706
crik & pullr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1602883

>>1602700
yes i used to have to go there two or three times a week
the whole norfolk/newport news/hampton area is the worst driving in virginia outside of nova
like worse than richmond and richmond's roads look like a partially exploded minefield
then it suddenly just gets better around va beach because ofc

 No.1602929

>>1602883
used to drive across that bridge every fukn day for about six months before i got a new job, shit was hell
and va beach the highways may be better but the other roads are fucking awful, DoT is absolutely embezzling all that shit

 No.1602945

>>1602929
idk the roads didnt seem that bad there a couple years ago but maybe it was just some shitty asphalt equivalent of a quick paint job i wouldnt put any level of laziness past them
and yes theres zero doubt they are richmond alone is all the evidence youd need of that. random roads and sidewalks are constantly closed for them to "work" on and when they're reopened they're still a level of shit that would destroy a small truk's suspension not to mention regular cars. just goes to show why you should avoid paying taxes whenever possible

 No.1603076

File: 1706729189177.mp4 (1.98 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, m2-res_1280p.mp4)


 No.1603077

>>1603076
why does it look like that?

 No.1603285

File: 1706834329481.jpg (65.05 KB, 462x692, 231:346, 71VUWh-L-uL._SLDPMOBCAROUS….jpg)

r8 my fit

 No.1603287

>>1603285
8/10 needs the adidas waffle house collab sneakers

 No.1603294

>>1603285
thx for the warning

it was vary relaxing

 No.1603296

>>1603285
>no big dog
7/10
>error
6/10
>errrrorrrrr agaiinnnnn
yknow what 10/10 take your faggot shiny golden star sticker god dammit

 No.1603981

File: 1707173534853.webm (1 MB, 360x360, 1:1, 1707173373791.webm)

just passed this OVERSIZED ass load wew

 No.1604002

>>1603981
have you ever taken an oversized load in the loves shower?

 No.1604030

>>1604002
i regularly book loves showers to shit in since i got unlimited free showers idk why this isn't a thing a lot more trukrs do but fuck man a nice private room to unload a fat load is much nicer than stall shittin every day in perpetuity

 No.1604051

>>1603076
what fivem server is this?

 No.1604135

>>1604030
how many sissy lot lizards are you allowed to bring into the private room

 No.1604808

File: 1707639588860.mp4 (16.55 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1707590588681633.mp4)


 No.1607878

File: 1708618675630.mp4 (4.2 MB, 640x828, 160:207, 1708083262740342.mp4)


 No.1607912

>>1607878
delivering duddr's new dildo

 No.1607919

>>1607912
*a piece of duddr's new dildo
have some faith in >our glorious leader

 No.1608082

File: 1708735005916.webm (1.92 MB, 384x384, 1:1, spartman cruiseth blastin….webm)


 No.1608096

>>1608082
u need gas budy
does that truk slow to a crawl if the tank gets too low? i never drove a semi but every newer box truck ive been in does that shit and its fuckin infuriating especially if it happens when youre only like two miles away from a gas station and now its gonna take 10 minutes to get there instead of 3

 No.1608098

>>1608096
ive never had that problem but dont typically get so low that im actually concerned about it. the idiot light is only a warning for dum dums that gotta be told

 No.1608105

>>1608098
yah yah im dum whatever but that shit'll kick in even if youve got enough gas to make it several more miles
as in its not so low theres genuine risk of getting stuck on the road but its low enough that you better fuel up soon

 No.1608106

wait no i a mdumb im thinking of the def tank not the fuel

 No.1608109

>>1608105
o sry bro i wasnt even tryin to call you dum. i figured you knew you were low but got caught off guard by the truk deciding to do thangs without askin you first
when i was a yungn i always heard it called the dummy or idiot light i dont mean nothin by it.
>def
ok ya that shit will fuk with you full stop even if it isnt empty but if some other shit is fucked with it itll have yu "limp"in to wherever you can before sooner or later itll just say no and stop you for good. i HAVE dealt with that shit, not cuz it ran out, but other errors and shit. depending on ur truk theres a couple tricks you can try like resetting the computers sometimes by turning the key to the on position 3 times before cranking, others you can do it by removing the key from ignition for a bit of time like twenty seconds iirc but some might be a lot longer, or even cut the battery connection entirely and reconnect it (if you got a switch for that its ezpz) and that might help reset the computers so you can get where you need to go. man that shit is shit its just GARBAGE and you know what def actually is?? piss and water. look it up. piss + water. fuckin hat def and its consequences.

 No.1608139

>>1608109
nah youre gud man i was joking (but i was dum i got it confused). but yah the def has gotten me a couple times because it seems like the limp kicks in at a different level with every truk
>its just piss and water
urea which is in piss but not 100% piss. still useless and stupid tho making me drive 10mph to a gas station isnt going to magically undo the monstrous pollution coming out of china or india or los angeles

 No.1608228

File: 1708812022436.mp4 (2.31 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1708785733268489.mp4)

dam
>>1608139
>different level every truk
ya when ive done reading on it trying to unfuck my shit ive seen some people say dont let it get under half full. my truk ive gotten it down a bit before a quarter with no issue but maybe thats because its a new one i have no clue. shits a fuckin scam with punishment included

 No.1608232

>>1608139
>he doesn't disable the low level sensor in his DEF tanks
lmao cmon bud get gud

 No.1608259

>>1608228
never had one do that at half a tank but getting near a quarter is a complete gamble ime
>>1608232
can you actually easily do that? either way if its on the company's dime idgaf at the end of the day if they rally wanna pay me that much in otherwise avoidable overtime then fuck it i wont complain about extra fuck around money

 No.1608260

also
>that vid
dude fell asleep or brake failure or just tarded?

 No.1608275

>>1608259
>can you actually easily do that
that circle vid i posted, boss did some shit to that thang and told me never ever use def so i didnt and it just ran lik a normal vehicle that dont have def to begin with. he definitely had me doing a couple sketchy thangs here and there and i ended up quitting when he skipped a days pay on a check two weeks in a row, what im gettin at is if you dgaf about the law it seems you can bypass def altogether

also
crash vid
no idea what happened there

 No.1608285

>>1608260
>vid
might be this at a welcome center at jg wentworth 877 cash now ga
https://www.wjcl.com/article/georgia-welcome-center-i-95-crash/46907028
https://archive.ph/BIRuu

 No.1608524

File: 1708973399062-0.mp4 (2.97 MB, 886x546, 443:273, farmers barricade.mp4)

File: 1708973399062-1.mp4 (2.65 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Now this is shitposting.mp4)

File: 1708973399062-2.mp4 (16.39 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Farmers in Brussels btfo p….mp4)

File: 1708973399062-3.mp4 (3.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Police btfo.mp4)

Are farmers truckers?

 No.1608545

>>1608524
they have tractor pulls so u tell me

 No.1608548

File: 1708979650795.gif (1.21 MB, 578x640, 289:320, 1325465455.gif)


 No.1608553

>>1608524
lol they're putting up barricades and fences thinking it's actually gonna stop a fucking tractor

 No.1608560

>>1608553
it might if its a john deere though, because cops can disable them remotely by telling the dealership it is stolen

 No.1608563

>>1608560
If they dare to do that John Deer is going to fucking burn down.

 No.1608594

>>1608275
not like they could prove you were doing that anyway
>>1608524
farmers r gud

 No.1609889

File: 1709673945713.mp4 (26.65 MB, 480x854, 240:427, 1709433918395863.mp4)

boy talk about a chassis

 No.1609892

>>1609889
he BLACKED the shit out of that place

 No.1609903

>>1609889
most careful asian driver

 No.1609962

>>1609889
what brown shithole is this from??

 No.1609990

>>1609962
i dont know man
germony???????????

 No.1610010

>>1609962
theyre speaking spanish
so prolly central america somewhere

 No.1610270

File: 1709849978530.png (3.16 MB, 1880x1410, 4:3, 1709849744518.png)

yay ❤️

 No.1610274

>>1609962
They are speaking beaner, so I guess it is Texas or California.

 No.1610301

>>1610270
explain kitten

 No.1610308

>>1610301
if he get in a road bumparoo then heem go boomaroo and no mor truk

 No.1611100

File: 1710286569758.mp4 (7.07 MB, 640x418, 320:209, 1_5154593343753161202.MP4)

SOOOOOOOOOOOKKKAAAAAHH

 No.1611108

>>1611100
so thats what a blown tranny sounds like

 No.1611193

File: 1710331238104.webm (4 MB, 980x520, 49:26, Russian Highway.webm)


 No.1612044

File: 1710746603610.webm (1.83 MB, 906x890, 453:445, 1710736877086756.webm)

fugn bears bein bears

 No.1612057

>>1611193
lel i lik how roadside mob executions are such a common trope on the rushka that you can parody it

 No.1612070

>>1612044
you gotta pull back on the steering wheel so you go above it
otherwise you dont have a head

 No.1612219

truk

 No.1612258

>>1612044
lel tx state trooper goofd

 No.1612260

>>1612044
This is what we call "knowing the difference between the law and reality." Was the Texas trooper in his legal rights to slam into the trucker? Yes, by default you are at fault of a police officer hits your vehicle without extreme circumstances. Should you floor it into the side of a semi because you're in the right? Only if you're a retard who doesn't understand inertia.

 No.1612274

File: 1710800860641.jpg (33.86 KB, 512x512, 1:1, smiley-praying-hands-emoti….jpg)

>>1612260
looks like he doesnt even hit brake until into intersection
cant wait to pay for his medical

 No.1612312

>>1612274
>pay for his medical
funeral*
two of em one for his patna too

 No.1612314

>>1612044
>>1612260
to be fair trukr absolutely saw him coming and should've braked before going into the intersection, he was going slow enough to come to a stop but he just rolled through anyways, prolly thinkan "do it u fukn wont"
but ya legally trukr gonna get reemed by the state for this

 No.1612319

>>1612274
>Medical
At those speeds and looking at the front of the van I'm guessing life insurance policy/funeral.

 No.1612321

>>1612314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS0ZXsWq-wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5J3SsOGM7M
tl;dr- from the comments, people did a little sleuthing. Officer violated SOPs by not slowing down at a red (required even when in pursuit because of this stuff), and a combination of signage and vegetation would have prevented trukr from seeing the cop until it was too late anyways. Cop wasn't even the primary chaser of the suspect, just wanted to be first to the scene. Cop isn't dead, just got severely injured. Cop likely didn't even turn on their signal until they were already coming up on the intersection but that's not really provable from the evidence provided.

 No.1612350

>>1612274
>medical
breh
you cant go under a truck like that
his head is gone

 No.1612351

>>1612321
>Cop isn't dead
DEAD COPS


DEAD COPS


DEAD COPS

 No.1612394

>>1612351
I HAT JERKOPS

 No.1612404

>>1612260
ackchually while its an emergency, they claim no fault unless there are extenuating circumstances, like sirens werent on correctly or something caught on tape or by multiple witnesses. But at face value they see them as not having fault. could be no fault, could be your fault.

youre not often on the hook for damages to police vehicles unless you did something really stupid and they have proof of it. typically youre only on hook for your own damages.

 No.1612405

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 No.1612411

>>1612404
>typically youre only on hook for your own damages.
which is still absolute fucking bullshit

 No.1612983

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 No.1613025


 No.1613944

tl;dr-
>We put all these measures in to make sure Trucker protests never happen ever again
>Oh no! The measures we put in the trucks to monitor them/shut them down are being used for cyber attacks!
https://www.ndss-symposium.org/wp-content/uploads/vehiclesec2024-47-paper.pdf

 No.1614146

>>1613944
nasty varus

 No.1616058

File: 1712673632404.mp4 (31.1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2_5235580947893602997.mp4)

*unboom*

 No.1616059

>>1616058
what in tarnation going on here?
some kinda islamic towelhead attack?

 No.1616063

>>1616059
The tank failed or the Vacuum pump did to much vacuum.

 No.1616071

>>1616059
>>1616063
yah pressure inside got a little too small vs the outside pressure somehow and it imploded
bet that smelled real gud too

 No.1616142

>>1616058
ya vacuum is wild

 No.1616369

File: 1712832300781.mp4 (2.44 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, recover.mp4)


 No.1616375

>>1616369
that som gud trukn budy

 No.1616388

File: 1712840321844.png (5.88 MB, 1295x2047, 1295:2047, 1712840017723.png)

>>1616369
wew
that empty trukn in wyomin gets to be hell lik drivin a sailboat without a keel through a tornaydah

 No.1616500

>>1616369
Why is american culture center around niggers? They listen to nigger music…

 No.1618713

File: 1713933584440.mp4 (10.68 MB, 1668x1080, 139:90, 2_5278440512439731783.mp4)

death to four wheelrs

 No.1618741

>>1618713
what a stupid dumb asshole too bad whoever was in the car didnt get pancaked

 No.1618802

>>1618713
>>1618741
crossover owners are some of the worst drivers on the planet. the only drivers worse are bmw owners

 No.1618892

File: 1714040794765.mp4 (6.78 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 46567194_1577224259764821_….mp4)

>>1618802
i saw some dipshit in a chevy cruz earlier casually pulling into lanes with no signals and thought to myself "an aspiring bmw driver"

 No.1620087

Catalog finna be smol

 No.1620198

Got em™

 No.1620239

File: 1714569581514.gif (1.81 MB, 340x240, 17:12, Shoe.gif)

lol he mad

 No.1620277

File: 1714578577746.png (14.14 KB, 482x312, 241:156, kakasex btfo.png)

>>1620239
i imagine its bcuz of this
https://archive.ph/rRpVN

 No.1620281

File: 1714579740815.jpg (201.34 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, mission accomplished.jpg)

>>1620239
gotta give him credit
dubyah was an old fogey too
but bidup wouldve just gotten clocked by shoebro, then had to go on tv and cry about it

 No.1620375

this is the most uppity ive seen dickchoker in vary long while heem butthurt about something

 No.1620427

>>1620375
heem jus tryna free palestine

 No.1620502

trukr

 No.1620514

>>1620277
Dubs on dubs wew

 No.1620523

>>1620281
the absolute joy in his face
jr just wanted to eiffel tower hoes and do lines but had to nwo cuz of his pencilneck coffin jerking dad

 No.1620525

>>1620523
lel youre not wrong
lucky for him he had a ride or die budy lik cheney to do most of the heavy lifting

 No.1620528

im just glad thats the end of that fucking dynasty finally
my NWO contacts said the bush kids/grandkids are beyond retarded. they literally just do blow all day erryday and think politics are gay
thank fuck

frankly im more worried about the blumpf dynasty at this point. don jr obv wants in, and idk about the lil blonde kid, but theres a precedent. or maybe his whore daughter
im just so sick of that shit. thought the whole point of this cunt was to tell monarchists to shove it

 No.1620531

File: 1714585702726.jpg (147.76 KB, 1300x1710, 130:171, moldbug.jpg)

>>1620528
uhm uhm uhm like, you know, the uhm, inevitable right that will succeed the throne will do so, uhm but not in a metaphorical sense, you know

know that cuando budy. hat democracy, hat monarchy, simple as. the only dynasty i want is a relapsed hunter at the helm

 No.1620535

>>1620531
>hat democracy
see i disagree
everyone gets to argue and wig out and say whatever and its funy

my only issue with it is how seemingly trivial it is nowadays to subvert by gommie/postmodern nerds
and even then its only that way cuz theyve embedded themselves in media and education etc to where theyve set themselves up as the comicbook heroes of the day cuz capitalism is bad mmkay
if we could actually openly talk about how colossally shit all their ideas and art are without bein called antiemetic/racist which i gues we prolly can soon™ seeing how thangs r goin thered be nothin left for em

 No.1620538

>>1620535
small tight knit meritocratic community doing is sweet. i may be back on board with the 19th gone & white impaired catapulted, undeniably fuckin funny either way though

decent argument (imo) that democracy will always be subverted due to its nature. libshits and neocons get btfo p regularly but individuals just dont listen or care anymore. idk how you put that downie genie back in the bottle
not a neetsoc or nrx btw just thinkin about team ted lately i guess

 No.1620539

>>1620528
>Tell Monarchists to shove it
Tell corporate monarchists to shove it.* The actual Monarchists like Trump.
>Nepotism
Trump Jr. is pretty chill. Baron won't be old enough to run for another decade. The Nepo damage to the RNC is already happening but the last pres fucked it up so bad that Trump's daughter-in-law is a huge improvement.

 No.1620556

>>1620528
>my nwo contacts
Pressing X

 No.1620562

File: 1714600720229.jpg (180.38 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 31217493667_bcf923e3e6_b.jpg)

>>1620531
>i wish i remembered where i saved my moldbug memes

fuck i had some good ones
there were some venom snake edits with mencius that where hilarious


just look at this lil goofy ahh, cuh fr cmon bruh, this shit aint bussin and aint stand on buzzines

 No.1620580

>>1620538
>decent argument (imo) that democracy will always be subverted due to its nature
LoTGH has never been refuted.

 No.1620581

>>1620562
were you the one posting this dude on /k/? you made someone mad af lel. personally idgi who even is this guy?

 No.1620590

>>1620581
not me
mencius is some "alternative intellectual" blogger dork associated with the "dark enlightenment" crowd

lots of right wing twitter people clown on him because he is goofy as fuck

 No.1620596

>>1620590
oh ok. someone posted him on /k/ and some dude growled about it for a few posts then figured out he was being taken for a ride
i dont get why people who use imageboards these days dont automatically assume theyre being fucked with when some weird shit pops up out of nowhere its never been easier to derail threads with this little effort

 No.1620628

>>1620562
is that a real pic or ai cuz i can't tell

 No.1620635

>>1620528
destroying monarchies is why the West is dying, starting with the retard experiment aka 1776

 No.1620638

File: 1714618286749.jpg (141.39 KB, 1024x819, 1024:819, 45433034084_2febe0102c_b.jpg)

>>1620628
100% real
you just cant handle the leather jacket on a silicon valley techbro

you must be a libtard sjw libcuck lobsterman

 No.1620639

What happened to the other threads?

 No.1620643

>>1620639
apparently kakacel did a botspam

 No.1620645

>>1620635
Constitutional Republics (effectively a monarchy with a few stop-gaps and a retard slider towards ochlocracy) tend to fare better with their tech trees than the monarchs, even if their societies are a little unruly. WWI is a good example of this where the technologically successful monarchies already had something resembling a Republic/Junta for a while and the more "direct rule"/aristocratic rule type setups got curbstomped even if they had loyal and happy peoples.

It's not specifically a monarchy thing, but more of a "the less rules stopping them, the better" where the will of the people is wiser than the monarch in the moment, but needs an "aristocracy among men" (republic) to consider the longterm ramifications of the will of the people to make sure the people aren't fucking themselves. The issues today are the same as in any system where the aristocracy pockets the wealth while tossing bread and circuses at the problem. Bread becomes prohibitively more expensive until you reach a breaking point where the problem is cheaper to solve than the bread, or the barbarian hordes have already sacked the capital.

 No.1620652

>>1620645
no


WWI monarchs were all (((constitutional))) since 1848. They had actual aristocracies then. All you have now in your republics are faceless oligarchies reinforced by secret ballots lel

you reap what you sow, nigger

 No.1620730

>>1620643
doin it again

 No.1620762

File: 1714669046384.jpg (3.2 KB, 93x150, 31:50, britian.jpg)

>>1620652
counterpoint

 No.1621250

File: 1714897946506-0.jpg (4.84 MB, 6016x4512, 4:3, IMG_20240505_032702403.jpg)

File: 1714897946506-1.jpg (3.68 MB, 6016x4512, 4:3, IMG_20240505_032932585.jpg)

im in a truk stop blasting serious frothy brown out my ass into a shitter with a heated seat and bidet

 No.1621253

>>1621250
I also shit post on /sp/ee

 No.1621273

File: 1714915055292.jpg (205.27 KB, 1003x1200, 1003:1200, evolution-of-duke-nukem.jpg)

>>1621250
blow it out your ass

 No.1621333

>>1621250
>ALPHA


more like SIGMA

 No.1621354

>>1621273
no duok a bidet blows in your ass

 No.1621370

tomorrow oklahoma city fucking dies

 No.1621372

File: 1714975880262.jpg (183.6 KB, 1080x465, 72:31, rulecuck.jpg)

well bros I can't believe it but this might be it….

 No.1621373

>>1621372
saw mention of this yesterday do you think itll actually fuck up "oak city"
youd think all cities built in tornado town would be built to withstand that kinda stuff but i guess not

 No.1621377

>>1621373
I'm expecting hundreds dead
my plan for tomorrow is to go to sleep at 7 am and see if I wake up in an okie ditch

 No.1621408

File: 1714999322535.png (182.06 KB, 247x403, 19:31, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1621373
>>1621377
the zentillionaire that just got approved to build the tallest building in the western hemisphere in OKC is prolly realizing now that was a vary not smart idea
>Legends Tower is a proposed American supertall skyscraper to be built in the Bricktown entertainment district of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States. The 134-story building would stand 1,907 feet (581 m) tall, a reference to Oklahoma's admission to the Union in 1907. Developed by real estate firm Matteson Capital and architecture firm AO, Legends Tower would be the centerpiece of planned mixed-use development The Boardwalk at Bricktown.
>If built, Legends Tower would become the sixth-tallest building in the world and the tallest building in the United States, surpassing the One World Trade Center and more than doubling the height of Oklahoma City's current tallest building, the 50-story Devon Energy Center.

 No.1621410

>>1621408
you're telling me building the tallest building in America in a shithole city full of tornados is a bad idea?

 No.1621413

File: 1715000651004.jpg (142.98 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 20240506_075751.jpg)

this tornado bout to finish the job mcveigh started
I'm fucking scared spros

 No.1621414

>>1621413
just post from bathtub like true spartman
post pics of sky

 No.1621415

>>1621413
just lay down bro
it cant hurt you if you are flat

 No.1621416

File: 1715001389755.png (2.94 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1621414
looks fine lmao
if sky goes black or air turning yellow than you can be scared

 No.1621419

>>1621416
it starts at like 5pm retars

 No.1621420

>>1621419
you're the retars

 No.1621423

File: 1715003263461.jpg (119.2 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 20240506_084356.jpg)

>>1621416
this isn't 1900 you can't tell weather just by looking at the sky
we got torcon 9. goodbye forever everyone

 No.1621426

>>1621373
>built to withstand that kinda stuff
yu ofs retar budy? Yu can not ofs bild bildngs to prevent nados budy

 No.1621429

>>1621426
what about a building that yells racial slurs at the tornado to scare it away?

 No.1621436

>>1621423
torcon deez

 No.1621441

>>1621420
i'm retars

 No.1621442

>>1621429
u tryin to automate my job nigger?

 No.1621490

I've decided I will redirect the tornado to the okc federal building in honor of palestine and mcveigh

 No.1621515

File: 1715048937553.png (2.92 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

u ded yet budy?

 No.1621522

help

 No.1622685

File: 1715738933829.webm (529.81 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1_5053353993854518606.webm)


 No.1622808

File: 1715813799349.mp4 (4.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sheem fishy.mp4)


 No.1622809

>>1622808
fuk trukn in any city theres too many dumbasses doing retard dumbass shit in rally bad places at least in the cuntry you just sort of drive into a field
or off a mountain but at least the scenery is nicer that way

 No.1622842

>>1622808
who the fuck let monkeys get a truk driving license?
100% her fault for not knowing what the brake pedal is

 No.1622859

>>1622842
if sheem wasnt brakin sheemda got heemd right offa da bridge insteada just stuck dangalangalin
p wile(wild) lookin at it sheem yankin it to da right hard as a monkey can do but it just keeps goin leftr n leftr…. sum sorta a huhh metafer about a momma tryin raise em right but they had a slide of sissy marxpotatos an it hittin

 No.1622957

>>1622808
honestly not even her fault
that pickup just veered into her lane and she swerved, probably should have just kept going and BLAMMED that nigga

 No.1622963

>>1622957
yah the pickup looked like it was going too fast to avoid what looks like a broken down gaymobile and banked off of it into her path
honestly gotta side with the niggress here

 No.1623826

pullr n truk

 No.1625236

File: 1717067298603.mp4 (2.26 MB, 854x452, 427:226, bumper trukrs.mp4)


 No.1625250

>>1625236
>open road
>legally allowed to pass
yeah fuk that trukr

 No.1625255

File: 1717072693645.mp4 (18.41 MB, 600x360, 5:3, monke goes for a drive.mp4)

>>1622842
they drive better than most "people" do

 No.1625256

>>1625236
what a shit bag
on another note i wonder how gud euro truck simlators get paid compared to free wheelin BIG RIGS in the u s of gay

 No.1625265

>>1625236
i dont understand assholes who do this just let em fuckin pass dickhead are you really that bitter about not being able to cruise as fast as them that youre gonna potentially ruin their lives or outright kill them and also ruin your own life in the process? this dude should be shot in the spine and left on the side of the road to be picked at by vultures

 No.1625283

>>1625236
They had plate #s etc everything recorded they need to totally fuck that trucker over. Which is just the beginning of what he deserves.

 No.1625285

>>1625236
wats the source for this btw i cant find this specific story because search engines like to give me tangentially related or outright unrelated horseshit

 No.1625308

>>1625285
rando off the morning scroll, dont save history sry budy
ya search is fucking useless now

 No.1625356

>>1625308
ahh its all gud all im gonna do is sit here and seethe more about how whatever punishment this idiot got isnt gud enough for me

 No.1625404

>>1625256
pay is better here compared to eastern europe. western europe idk

 No.1625595

File: 1717193179222.mp4 (1.41 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, 2_5379998965523563354.mp4)

me & who

 No.1625636

>>1625595
yer mum

 No.1625639

File: 1717205977588.jpg (123.99 KB, 729x1024, 729:1024, IMG_20240531_173145_638.jpg)

>>1625636
wow rude

 No.1625654

>>1625639
what if im not a trucker and all my piss jugs are just beer bottles next to my computer?

 No.1625684

>>1625256
yuro trains are for ppl, almost exclusively
so basically ALL freight anywhere inland on the whole continent is hauled via truk. they prolly get a lot. even better if youre from some broke cunt, but still gettin paid in yuro.

 No.1625686

>>1625654
well do you recycle them afterwards?

 No.1625706

File: 1717250058996.mp4 (1.22 MB, 360x640, 9:16, lil wide.mp4)


 No.1625707

>>1625706
>hanging like 15 feet off the back
>no oversize load banners or pickups
retard truk company

 No.1625709


 No.1625711

>>1625706
ho lee shit budy why dont he have a tail with him to make sure that exact shit dont happen why he dont realize he cant take fuckin turns like that with four wheelers next to him
well that four wheeler is about to be a millionaire lel unless he gets a baaaaad lawyer

 No.1625781

>>1625711
>four wheeler is about to be a millionaire lel unless he gets a baaaaad lawyer
impossibru
dude could defend himself and prolly win

 No.1625932

>>1625781
its the insurance company thats gonna have to defend

 No.1626655

File: 1717704912116.webm (3.05 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 2_5407126240958106442.webm)

HEY LIBERALS!
CANT SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA ME!
I ALREADY SHIT MY PANTS!!!
*epic guitar solo*

 No.1626683

>>1626655
what they sayin

 No.1626686

Guys. How did this happen?

 No.1626687

File: 1717715038075.mp4 (3.32 MB, 640x416, 20:13, abe lincoln samurai lament.mp4)

>>1626686
ami ami .com /eng/det ail? scode = FIGURE-170 788 & rank=

Guys. How did this happen?

 No.1626700

>>1625236
What a fucking nigger.

 No.1626731

>>1626687
can you just post the normal link

 No.1626779

File: 1717755814813.jpg (84.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, FIGURE-170788.jpg)


 No.1626803

File: 1717766004779.mp4 (2.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bik.mp4)

truk and pullr and plen and tren and… bik?

 No.1626808

>>1626803
>charge at wild animal at high speed on weird device
>animal gets scared and freaks out
<NOOOOOO BAD COW
wow shocker
bike and bullr

 No.1626812

>>1626803
Bikers deserve everything they get.

 No.1626819

>>1626803
bruh
that cow should have been a moose and that nigga should have been dead

this the type of fool that thinks the world runs on good intentions

 No.1626821


 No.1626822

>>1626803
gud cowr

 No.1626825

>>1626803
everyone there deserves to be run down by bulls how fuckin stupid do you have to be to be surprised that an animal known the world around for being vicious and territorial would charge and wreck your shit after you ride your shitty little piece of aluminum up to him

 No.1626827

>>1626819
same people that deliberately pull into the lane at red lights, wave the turd in their leotard at you, then take quarter mile to get up to speed and only then go the right one goes back into the cuck shoulder as a double wide all the while yappin loudly about how they can't wait for the no vis mountain road to get shut down for their official cycle fag parade two months from now
i hat bik

 No.1626941

File: 1717817911516.mp4 (1.45 MB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1_5003541813559034109.mp4)

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1627053

>>1626941
truk strong

 No.1627057

>>1626827
>cycle fag parade
see heres how you do it
if youre stuck waiting for one of those, you just shout "HEY", then wait for em all to look over, then shout "NICE HELMET" as condescendingly as possible
they don lik it

 No.1627060

>>1626941
that trukn be pulln

 No.1627096

>>1626941
big truk let him (after already winning)
owner is just faggot, and big truks that aren't used for work are obnoxious and gay as hell.
at the very least, that things not extended cab.

 No.1627109

>>1627096
ur gay

 No.1627150

someone pull up the video of the BKLYN hipster bikefag getting BTFO'd by the Hasidic Jews for riding in their neighborhood


they came out in GANG GANG force and were ready to slaughter a goyim

 No.1627160

>>1627150
im with em
BKLYN fixie nerds are the worst of the worst
dis OUR block cuh

 No.1627193

>>1627109
not any gayer than you, faggot

 No.1627203

>>1627193
prove it

 No.1627221

TRUK n FUK

 No.1627386

>>1626731
It error posted on me more than 10x in a row until I chopped up the URL.

 No.1628146

File: 1718323923116.jpg (3.8 MB, 6016x4512, 4:3, IMG_20240613_200049640.jpg)

sir yur shit is fukd

 No.1628261

>>1628146
heem ridin donutirty

 No.1628319

>>1628146
tangentially related but why tf does norf and souf carolina DOT just leave burst pieces of tires all over their interstates? like you don't even need to see a sign to tell when you've crossed over from VA or GA shits ridiculous. SC in particular has some fucked up atrocious interstates that stretch of 95 is god awful through the entire state

 No.1628322

File: 1718398381609.jpg (3.69 MB, 6016x4512, 4:3, IMG_20240614_163604651_HDR.jpg)

>>1628319
ur tellin me budy that stretch of 95 south of 20 in SC is hell and they been working on 85 for over five years i just drove it last night and fuck man its the same garbage as it was years ago. also yah NC is having a shit time trying to fix their ENTIRE STRETCH OF 95. i was going through wyoming last week and they started working on a section that i drove over only 7 days prior and they actually fucking fix their damn roads like most states. bet itll be close to done if not done by the next time i pass through. new spixico is also atrocious their entire stretch of 40 is absolute trash. i wont even buy fuel in these states, normally fuel tax is what keeps the roads in repair so if they dont repair em i avoid that tax and fill up in another state.

 No.1628323

>>1628322
>freightshaker on the smoke stacks
lelmao this guy havin to much fun

 No.1628331

redpill me on volvo truks

 No.1628337

File: 1718401206681.jpg (219.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ohio flowers.jpg)

>>1628322
that kinda sounds like ohio to me.
orange barrels for miles and miles every fucking year because their DOT has no idea how to pave roads and are too cheap to seal them properly. any road they touch is full of potholes by the next year.

 No.1628338

>>1628331
truks for whammen

 No.1628348

>>1628338
u callin me a tranny?



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