/sp/ - Sparts

>>1678985
funniest thing is it's way less likely to happen to you specifically bc your state wouldn't gaf about you popping that retard's dome. societies where citizens are allowed and encouraged to lethally defend themselves are usually vary polite ime
>>1678989
hard to tell these days tbh, faggot voice could've done some real retard shit but it's not like there aren't psychos ready to blow a gasket because you honked at them on the wrong day

>>1678976
holy fuck why are people such faggots
JUST EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SITUATION INSTEAD OF SAYING OF REPEATING 'IM IN DANGER' AD NAUSEUM

>>1679034
when you're in a fucked up situation like that adrenaline takes over and cuts off cognitive ability
guy's still a faggot though for barely maintaining a grip on reality. prolly thought the bolis would just cast harry potter spells against the voldemort attacking his hogwartsmobile or whatever the fuck

>>1679035
i've had my share fair of adrenaline pumping moments
never turned into a blathering retard tbh

T'pol or Major Kira
no holes off limit
you must choose….

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>>1679019
was reading up on dis guy today, i raly like him
going absolutely feral on the gangs to the point where they now have the lowest murder rate in the americas. ALL of them americas, including usa. a central american shithole cunt is now the safest place in the western hemisphere, think about that for a second
heem also gonna build a bitcoin city along the coast, let's see how well that goes

>>1679014
Baron told him about the pond smelt meme and dup took him up on memeing on the meme it's just part of the meme wars spro

>>1679024
they no bang ese

>>1678635
Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30

>>1678649
well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go

>>1678624
NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world

Oh, when I landed at the airport and went to the immigration counter, the officer was pretty strict, asking a bunch of questions and paperwork. Typically they're pretty friendly and don't ask much so I was a bit taken aback but luckily had all the documents.

Don't know if this officer was particularly strict or this is the effect of trump's america.

>>1679007
head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u

>>1678373
It doesn't even matter you are thinking too hard about this.
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. BangPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>1678383
what to do with robo niggers?

>>1678352
im sayin. small mcaps going to pop soon

lmao what a bunch of butthurt leafs
just need to redirect that anger towards their retarded trudeaufuhrer then maybe we'll think about importing royal canadian again

hey leaf
kill yourself
then you win

starts next wednesday

India on the seaweed train

Did you die riding the train yet

>>1677486
this guy definitely in bollywood

Leaving india
didn't get sick at all
hope to go back and watch crik next time

>>1678580
vary nic
how was the trip overall?
pls cum back agen budy

>>1678507
i second this. not even in an anti-dub snob way either, the english dub of wakfu is genuinely horrendous

>>1678507
wtf is wafku

>>1678568
you know like shrimp fried rice and stir fry and other shit like that

>>1678507
I like the beaner voices better than the burger ones.

>>1678568
There was this French MMO called Dofus back in the mid 00s that was essentially a full game for free with the DLC/Expansions as the pay-to-play model. It was so popular that it got an animation called Wakfu, which was then so popular it got its own spinoff MMO. It's believed that the success of the Wakfu model is at least partially what kicked off the "MMO Isekai" trend of the 10s/early 20s.

how would spee make the prob owl entertaining

>>1678544
is that scoragami?

>>1678546
dirtbikes prolly

>>1678561
WRONG

>>1678214
also gud to know how to ask where the shitter is

>>1678214
>>1678239
i actually wanna learn some of the language tho, i don't need goygle's help looking like an idiot i'll do that in their language tyvm. plus using google translate for basic stuff is annoying surely bare minimum conversation in jappins isn't that hard?

>>1677802
i'm more afraid of getting on planes

his stable has a yt channel for anyone who wants to see how the daily life looks like. has more like a gamerhouse feel like a sparts team feel to it

>>1678255
You need minimum 6 months to do anything beyond
>Ikura desu ka? (how much?)
>Wakarimasen (I don't get it)
>Itadakimasu (rubba dub dub thanks for the grub)
>Gochusousama deshita (damn that was good food)
>Niku (Meat)
>Yasai (Vegetable)
>Sake (booze, generic term for all booze)
>Kuso (shit)
>Toire desu ka (where's the shitter)
>Sumimasen (light apology/excuse me)
>Shinee fuzakeru na (hello nice to meet you)
>Uzai, damare konoyarou (see you later)
>Yamero! Atama ni kuru (Please elaborate)
>Nametenja ne zo omae no sei daro (I'm a gaijin plz help)

>>1678084
What cartoon?

ha ha yims

weekend, finally

kc will lose

both must lose

>>1675251
uguu kawaii doyers
desu kun?

>>1675251
kinda knew this dude was going there
everything else was just fanfare

doyers because of shohei get a YUGE boost in viewership from the japanese market, so this will boost his profile even more

>Anthony Santander’s deal with the Blue Jays is for five years and more than $90 million, sources tell sportschan.org
they finally signed someone

BREAKING
Right-hander Max Scherzer and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a one-year, $15.5 million contract, sources tell sportschan.org. The Blue Jays have been interested in Scherzer for weeks now, and the deal for him to join their rotation is done.

>sign up to get savannah bananas tickets
>only on sale one day for the whole season
<instantly sold out 3 hours (10:30am) before my time slot (1pm) came up so raly only on sale for a couple hours for the entire fucking season
FUCK man i rly wanna catch a bana game but nooooooooo its fkn IMPOSSIBLE. maybe next year i can get an earlier time slot idfk. just have to wait 365 greuling days of no banaball