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 No.1690028[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rangers (3-2) vs. Reds (2-2)
>5:40 PM CT
<TEX -142 CIN +120
FDSN-OH

Mets (2-2) vs. Marlins (3-2)
>5:40 PM CT
<NYM -158 MIA +133
SNY

Diamondbacks (2-2) vs. Yankees (3-0)
>6:05 PM CT
<AZ -103 NYY -116
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 No.1690114

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AND THE BLUES JAYS ARE IN FLIGHT!

 No.1690120

>>1690044
me to budy

 No.1690133

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brwerss gonna win
death to kc

 No.1690134

royals getting clowned on hard lmaoooo
gonna pound some millers in celebration

 No.1690135

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gud win



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 No.1688924[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BY 2030

you vill drink ze oil and zoo vill be happy -CRovernor of /sp/exas

Texas explores treating oilfield wastewater amid growing water shortage

>Texas is facing a looming water shortage, prompting officials to explore using oilfield wastewater to help solve the issue. However, treating this highly contaminated and potentially radioactive water could demand more energy than the entire power capacity of most U.S. states.

>Companies like Natura Resources and Texas Pacific Water Resources are using advanced technologies, including a molten salt nuclear reactor and filtration systems, to treat the wastewater for non-potable uses.
>Despite these efforts, treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater or municipal wastewater, making large-scale adoption unlikely until the process becomes more energy-efficient and economically viable.
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 No.1690126

>>1689986
damn, i thought the sentence wasnt decided yet
says it can be still be appealed though so my point kinda stands
on one hand i kinda support this because womyn have no place in politics and she has basically already ruined her father's party, turning it into yet another generic yuropin zionist center-right party. on the other hand tho, its clear this is politically motivated because there have been other cases of fraud which were not punished nearly as severely.

>>1690116
usaid has no official "diplomats"

 No.1690128

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this fucking retard is really pissing me off now
you didn't even know wisconsin existed until last fucking year, now you're wearing a fucking cheesehead and trying to bribe voters like its fucking africa or some SEA shithole
go shovel cowshit for a while, then we can talk

 No.1690129

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>>1690104
luigi did nothing wrong

 No.1690130

1690110 is gonna live in the pod, eat the bugs, and let the office chad fuck his wife because he's afraid to make a fuss
he's probably, and may allah forgive me for using this word, a britbong

 No.1690132

>>1690130
there's a difference between standing up to someone's bullshit and fucking killing them and luigi went with the latter
not saying the ceo didn't deserve it, but death is a last resort option for a reason



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 No.1673774[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

after the BORING fall part 2 BORING season, we have the beginning of a halfway decent lineup for winter part 1

>Übel Blatt

>fantasy
>germanic tones
>NOT AN ISEKAI
OP pic and maybe a standout of the season?
a bit fast of a first ep, but hope it develops well.
not entirely sure why but it reminded me of Claymore

>apothecary s2

S1 was good for the most part, so more of that

>solo levelling s2

a well made continuation of the generik power fantasy 'WHAT IF I GOT VIDEO GAME CHEAT POWERS'
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>>1688270
>New PSG
I'm worried

 No.1688411

believe in imaisi

 No.1689231

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shinichiro watanabe of bebop and champloo releasing lazarus on da 5th

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SATURDAY /monster/ STREAM REMINDER!
At 4 EST this saturday I will be streaming, Fat Monstergirls Pre-show, Wakfu, Record of Lodoss War, Ghost Sweeper Mikami and Paprika!
Will start 30 MINUTES!
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

 No.1690108

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>catch me at the ballpark!
new /sp/anime



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 No.1690102[Reply]

How is this website still alive I literally haven't been here since 2009, just who the heck are you people?

 No.1690107

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>>1690102
error posting



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 No.1689843[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (0-3) vs. White Sox (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN -189 CWS +158
MNNT

Royals (1-2) vs. Brewers (0-3)
>1:10 PM CT
<KC -105 MIL -114
FDSN-WI

Red Sox (1-3) vs. Orioles (2-2)
>1:35 PM CT
<BOS +123 BAL -146
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 No.1689918

Jerkopson Profar was suspended 80 games for roids.

 No.1689937

>>1689918
wtf why would you get suspended for hemorrhoids

 No.1689951

>>1689937
You can’t bring pillows into the dugout to sit on.

 No.1689959

>>1689951
this implies pillow fights are banned too what a gay fuckin "spart"

 No.1690064

Did You Know?
Pillow fighting is an official sport covered by ESPN!



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 No.1667916[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.
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 No.1689927

>>1689856
prolly 80% of the time when you see an anime skin/wapanese skin on a ride outside of Japan, China, or Korea, it's a nigger
a based nigger, but still a nig

 No.1689931

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>>1689856
wut no niggers are just cargo cultists (pic 4 especially related)

 No.1689936

>>1689856
>he genuinely doesn't know
consider yourself extremely blessed for never having to live near or deal with them on a regular basis

 No.1689953

>>1689931
Those el caminos deserve better than that wtf

 No.1690047

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>>1689931
nice donks
i always wanted to make one mayfield style on 24" roms



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 No.1689938[Reply]

gud morneng
hapy april phools day
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 No.1689955

>>1689949
It's 1/4/2025 in india budy
yu just april phool'd yourself

 No.1689957

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budys yu giev kisers?
onle fors april jokens of corse

 No.1689960

>>1689955
I got dubbed on ;_;

 No.1690018

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What'll be the big prank CR is gonna pull off?

 No.1690030

uncle l0ll finally arrested today for the murder of lyl
jk you are the april fool again



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 No.1676723[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

spusic

what do yeems think about the recording work of Alan Lomax?
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 No.1689523

>>1689522
reminds me of deep purple, gud find budy

 No.1689552

In CR2525…
If sparts are still alive…
If duddr can survive, they may find…

I always liked that people lost their free will and their teeth and eyes before they lost their arms as if to imply humanity would become a bermanent class of niggercattle raised on soyslop before we would be allowed to stop working. Or that it will take Satan 6666 yars to conquer the institution of marriage, and that god should have destroyed the world in the next thousand years or two.
Zager and Evans were on a slow timeline but they might have not been far off.

 No.1689610

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>>1689522
gud weekend to yu too budy

 No.1689994

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 No.1690016

>>1689994
gud album bad song mind riot or searching with my hood eye closed much better budy



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 No.1644721[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

how
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 No.1689940

>>1689929
>if you have a nice physique from good exercise, most anyone will find it attractive
This. It's not about the size of mooscles, albeit size is nice. It's about having the mooscles to begin with. Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason.

 No.1689942

>>1689940
>Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason.
because taking care of your body is an obvious sign that you're willing to put in hard work and effort. same goes for both sexes.

 No.1689944

>>1689781
That’s gril 1s birthday gift I made her. I made it a couple weeks ago, will deliver at a party in a field in a little less than a month. still haven’t heard from her so guessing it’s over? Idk man women be women, wouldn’t be the first time a gril hmu after a duration of time
Gril2 tl;dr that broad is cray
ama for Tl;dr
>>1689896
Those are basically the updates. Thing are going well on other fronts though, went out with a friend and dropped acid, ran amok in the college city 45 mins south had a pretty good time. Ended up getting a grils # that night, she is supposed to come up this weekend. Who knows? tbh I still think of gril1 a lot. I mean ffs I drive past her house otw to work erry day :/ ehhh. The future is unwritten
>>1689929
>>1689942
This

 No.1689945

>>1689942
I can promise all sheem thinkin of is running her hands over your hungry tummy while you're fugging she don't give a rats ass about the hard work and effort lol

 No.1689950

>>1689944
>1st birthday gift
uhhhhh
a bit young dont you think?



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 No.1689520[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689852

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Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.

>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.

 No.1689853

wrong thred fuk i suk at this

 No.1689855

>>1689853
you even posted in the wrong mlb thread you idiot

 No.1689879

>>1689853
>>1689852
h'wut in gods name are you doin son just look at the thred you're clicking on

 No.1689933

>>1689852
womyn btfo



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 No.1662030[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ENCORE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS
https://archive.is/MXMb2

current status:
>UN:Nearly 70 percent of deaths in Gaza are women and children. Overall, 44 percent of the victims were children
>Israeli football fans clash with protesters in Amsterdam
>Qatar agrees to kick Hamas leaders out of Doha following US request
>Former IRGC Quds Force deputy Mohammadreza Gholamreza says Iran should focus on US targets to avenge the killing of top IRGC man Qassem Soleimani
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 No.1689863

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he's just gone completely off the fucking deep end at this point, isntreal is about to have a russia 93 moment
>start a three front war
>can't even beat up the retard in their own backyard after a year and a half of bombing the fuck out of everything
>hummus still goin strong and has a single-digit turnover rate cuz for every guy they drone 1 or 2 more pissed off palis join their ranks
>joos are telling him to chill tf out and just show up in court
>3/4 of the planet fukn hate you, the last 1/4 only tolerate you cuz you have them by the balls
>just flat out ignoring checks and balances to appoint your own warmongers
maybe that time traveler talking about 2030 israel civil war was right

 No.1689866

>>1689863
internal israeli political turmoil is likely. you could argue its already been going on, for longer than the war even
fact is, rn bibi and his extended cabal has the power to do whatever tf he wants within and without reason. you dont graduate from mossad to PM without gaining immense leverage over basically your entire govt. and hes not shy of using it. combine that w wartime powers, guys untouchable. rn at least

and i think youre massively over-estimating the ayyyrabs power rn. they have the warm bodies, sure. no worries about morale either, they all got nowhere else to go anyways.
their problem is that IDF has been continually btfoening their supply lines since after assad fell
throwing stones at IDFniggers is for peacetime. highly inadvisable during a hot war
i reckon, if this continues much longer, we see a lot more carbombs/suicide bombings, and other more traditional terror tactics lik that. simply cuz its cheaper and leverages the one asset you actually have left a glut of zealous wannabe-martyrs

 No.1689889

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>>1689863
>>1689866
ya if yeem biber idk why you wouldn't go ham. west's dumbocracy mask is held on with chewing gum and its nothing happens o'clock all over da globe

lotta jawin and proxy slappin, rally hope it stays in random jahoodi-ism

 No.1689897

>>1689889
>dup to bomb iran
he wont tho cuz israel doesnt need that shit rn. bibis already got a war. maybe even 2 if syria/turkey pans out. so maybe after that stuff starts to wind down

irans already in such a weak position post-assad, it hardly even matters if anyone bombs em. prolly the weakest this particular regime has ever been in since its beginning. and thats including the time they beat themselves half to death sparring w saddam.
i mean, realistically, in the modern age how long can you run a cunt, full of mostly decently-to-highly-educated ppl, whilst having your govt unironically dictating all legislation and foreign policy based on the mystic ramblings of a committee of clerics?
prolly lik 40-50yrs, right?
thats what i was thinkan

 No.1689912

>>1689897
yids arent holdin all the strings on foreign policy or dup wouldnt be doin a lot of what he is
not sayin for sure he's gonna remix bomb bomb iran (eyeran prob works better as a boogeyman tbh) just that int'l relations are on a mad one
lik cunts get on the back foot and i start hearin lynyrd skynyrd playin wololo y'know



 No.1658062[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt
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 No.1689659

>>1686289
Apparently he grew up completely rehabilitated and got released into the wild.

 No.1689664

>>1689659
>living with 5 females
true /sp/artman

 No.1689773

>>1689664
Budi doing better than this guy >>1687853

 No.1689850

no budi ever called me a nigger

 No.1689880

>>1689850
did he call you benchod tho



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 No.1685614[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
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 No.1688914

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>>1688906
no, nippongol. he's jap
but speaking of mongols i looked up mongol wrasslin on wikipedo and this is what i found lmao
>boots
>undersized shirts
>booty shorts
i know these guys are hardcore and could prolly kill me with their bare hands but the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that simpsons skit where homer takes bart to a steel factory to show him what manly men do
we work hard we play hard
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 No.1688917

stop for a moment and consider these stupid sexy daisy dukes conquered the known world

 No.1688922

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>>1688914
gaay
everyone involved in that should be shot immediately

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 No.1689679

>>1688922
woah, that thang looks kinda smart



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 No.1687838[Reply]

hey you
yeah you
its time to WATCH
EVERY
THING

hundreds of sportsball games starting now
just watch the sports
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/watch
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 No.1689590

DUDDDER WHAT THE FUCK
dudder duddaytors are in big trouble

 No.1689593

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gud job duddddr

helluva comeback

 No.1689599

>>1689593
lel how do you squander it this badly

 No.1689627

>>1689599
its a florida kinda day

 No.1689630

>>1689627
>its a floor sqweek kinda day
ftfy fam



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 No.1689566[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689576

DON'T POST HERE!
this thread was not created under the authority of the office of the commisioner of sportschan

 No.1689577

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ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH



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