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 No.1620841[View All]

DARK ELF GIRL EDITION
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 No.1648937

>>1647778
i just start watching my 80's-90's back catalog when that happens if im desperate.

 No.1648943

>>1648937
fuck man like, i have a big 'to watch' catalog but im just never in the mood for the genres that are in there

 No.1648952

>>1647607
>most people who believe this also believe they are a cute magical catgirl with nice tits
but i am

 No.1648954

>>1648952
helo butiful ples show me ur bobs and i finger gud time ur vagene

 No.1648979

>>1648928
need more demon slayer hentai

 No.1648994

>>1648979
what you need is a legal age gf

 No.1649015

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>>1648994
but she is of legal age

 No.1649135

>>1648979
there's a lot of incest for some reason

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 No.1649167

>>1649135
Main characters are siblings, not surprising

 No.1649234

>>1649015
No matter the age, she is always legal.

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>>1649136
gotchu

 No.1649263

>>1649257
a new patrician fetish has been unlocked.
thanks, budy

 No.1649577

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niggers like dragonball because saiyans and niggers are both monkeys.

 No.1649620

>>1648933
That's fucking tedious, movie endings are rarely ever as good as TV endings

 No.1649646

>>1647764
>meme anime
/tg/ was enjoying the manga long before normalfags came along.
Hate that term since it gets thrown around for anything that's popular.

 No.1649656

>>1649646
youre not wrong that saying "it's a mmmmmeeeeeeeemmmmmuh" is retarded and not a well defined reason to like or dislike anything but frieren genuinely sucks, idk why /tg/ of all boards would be unable to see how shallow the world building is or how utterly uninteresting all of the characters are. it takes the worst aspects of shonenshit (omg mana cloud bigness = power levels for one example) and formulaic moeblob slice of life faggotry (shopping and gifts yaaaaaaaay, haha stupid boy/emotionally ded elf has to figure out gifts 4 grill ha ha) and throws them together. unless i stopped reading before it suddenly got real gud (i forced myself to read to somewhere around chapter 80) the whole thing is a forgettable waste of time. it's been awhile since i fell for a recommendation that wound up pissing me off this much

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>>1649656
Is time for you to read a real manga.

 No.1649816

im gonna be in japan for a week in december
what should i do where should i go

 No.1649823

>>1649816
publicly state on /sp/ you will be going to aokigahara and might be there a vary long time and then go radio silent for a few months then just reappear like nothing weird was going on

 No.1649826

>>1649656
you could have just said you're 40 and come from the SciFi/Manime era bro

 No.1649831

>>1649816
>December
Half the cunt will be closed for New Years/Emperorshit.
>what should i do
what do you like doing? could do a booze tour, a pilgrimage, a hiking adventure (if you go south), all kindsa shit depending on your interests
>where should i go
again depends on what you're doing if it's only for a week a JR pass could be an option but you have to take the shinkansen 2-4 times to pay for the price of the pass (or ride LOTS of local trains), but a whole week in one city is also kind of a waste of a trip
i'd probably either fly into Osaka/Nagoya (unless Narita airport is cheaper since they fluctuate) and then you are dead center to explore most of central Japan, or i would fly into Fukuoka area and then spend the week in Kyushu where it will be more tropical despite being December

Hakodate/Sapporo are really beautiful in winter, but they also experience Siberian-tier winters so while Hokkaido could be fun I would not recommend a winter Hokkaido trip unless you are Canadian/Russian.

 No.1649834

>>1649656
i enjoyed it bcuz of those things. just patient meandering
criticizing nu mangay or expecting art only leads to disappointment ime

 No.1649845

>>1649816
The dollar is still strong, so you might be able to fuck some 16-14 year old nip girls, would cost more if they are virgin, but those are super rare.

 No.1649859

>>1649826
what a gay retard nonresponse frieren was trash and no amount of passive aggression is gonna change that pussy
>>1649834
i wasn't expecting something mind blowing but i was expecting something that at least had decent world building and i got high fantasy moefaggotry with generic shonenshit flavoring. maybe it doesn't help that the fag eho recommended it to me over hyped ii idk

 No.1649869

>>1649859
>expecting
i mean ur not wrong, but its lik critiquing the lettuce on a big mac any more y'know
all just diff asian fusion hipster joints of tropes

 No.1649881

>>1649869
fantasy without world building is like suspense without any tension building, it's the most basic expectation you should have when going into the genre. guess i got spoiled too much in that regard with stuff like "dungeon meshi" and "hakumei to mikoshi". both of which were also recommended to me by /tg/, which is part of why one of them recommending frieren baffled me so much because that board is normally populated by the kind of sperg that will tear you a new asshole if your game's setting is too mediocre
you're right tho the standard for anime is far too low for me to be bitching this much about it.

 No.1649882

>>1649816
where in japan?
i've been twice, scattered throughout yokohama, tokyo, and yakuska

 No.1649885

>>1649823
Great idea. I was thinking about just going there and killing myself.
>>1649831
>Half the cunt will be closed for New Years/Emperorshit.
hmm, itll be before christmas so I figured it wouldnt be too bad in that regard. i was kinda hoping to see snow but idk if i'll get lucky enough for that
>what do you like doing?
thats a good question. i was thinking about at least taking a day to visit akihabara and look at some weeb shit
i have an IDP so i was thinking of spending a day renting a car and driving to gunma or something so i can larp as takumi or whatever and visit some car places, like the honda museum
ill go to 711 and buy strong zero
idk what else
>but a whole week in one city is also kind of a waste of a trip
the trips going to be weird. im going to be in the philippines for work for like 2 weeks, and i was able to get them to extend my return flight by a week so i'm flying to tokyo and back to PH in that week. I'd liked to have taken a longer trip and been able to spend a few days in hokkaido, but i'll have to save that for another time, it just worked out this way.
>>1649845
fedocel…
>>1649882

 No.1649886

also im not opposed to taking the shinkansen one day, maybe to osaka since its not a super long trip, just dont want to spend the whole day on the train

 No.1649888

>>1649881
budy ily but mentioning /tg/ points to it being pebkac, they're the most terminally brain wormed
most ib criticism is just trying to vicariously take control of their own lives you know this
dudchan's spoiled and got lucky af in da five, objects online are more distant than they appear

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>>1649816
you should go to Atami

 No.1649894

>>1649885
>just going there and killing myself
i want to jack off to femdudd deer pics tho :(
going just for funsies?

 No.1649900

>>1649888
i'm not talking about 4gag/tg/, the 8gag/tg/ remnants were one of the few ok groups leftover when that site dedded. most of their recs have panned out nicely ime, it's p rare that i've been given a stinker. it may have been a joke that i fell for now that i think about it

 No.1649901

>>1649812
since when did trigun turn gay?

 No.1649903

>>1649885
>i was kinda hoping to see snow but idk if i'll get lucky enough for that
go to hokkaido and visit the sapporo brewery
that shit's right there near russia and best korea in terms of latitude i bet there's a real gud chance of snow there in december

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>>1649885

anyway if you're going during the holidays sometimes yokohama has seasonal events real cozy shit at the red brick warehouse
cumfy as a motherfucker.
https://www.yokohama-akarenga.jp/event/detail/1062

if you go near yakuska i thought the Enoshima caves were cool. not super extensive, but its a cute little peninsala town built around an observation tower and some historical caves.
https://www.fujisawa-kanko.jp/spot/enoshima/17.html

Yokohama has a couple museum ships, including a MASSIVE passenger liner from the interwar period. its near the Gundam meuseum don't go to that, its crazy expensive and p. gay– don't worry i didn't go.

if you're interested in ships i can tell you about the other museum ships in the area, if you'd like.

Costco member? go to costco and get some chicken, french fries, and hokaido ice cream. also they were giving out alcohol samples when i visited lmao

i'd do a brief walkthrough of shibuya to say you've seen it– but you're gonna get pissed if your there for any period of time because of all the US Navy NIGGERS shitting up the place

>going to PH after

oh man thats a culture shock. phillipines is a shithole tbh. i'd describe it as what if your entire country looked like a ghetto slumlord apartment. quality is shit. service is shit. electricity is shit. even 'nice' stuff is just a thin veneer. cant drink the water. not even that fucking cheap. traffic is ABYSMAL. natives are fucking retarded– and the darker ones are ALWAYS trying to pull scams.
their national culture consists of hanging out at MEGA MALLs, or as of late, MEGA CASINOS.
just watch yourself, be careful.

 No.1649907

oh wait you said you can't do hokkaido my bad

 No.1649951

>>1649903
>>1649907
>go to hokkaido and visit the sapporo brewery
that would be really nice. i'll have to see if i can fit something like that into the schedule. i havent booked hotels yet so i guess i COULD maybe stay a night in hokkaido. i'm just a little worried about trying to go to too many places too far apart and spending like the whole trip on the train, which honestly wouldnt be too bad. trains are cool….
>>1649904
Thank you, that's a lot of cool stuff to check out. I'll definitely try and make it down to Yokohama. I've always wanted to be in Japan for Christmas.
Ship museums seem cool
>phillipines is a shithole tbh
trust me i know, like I said its for work so I probably won't end up spending a ton of time out in the city. we'll see how that goes
i thought it might be fun to rent some horrible 125cc shitbike or something and ride that around like im from there
there are some qt grils(?) over there maybe ill hit one of them up and have her(?) show me around

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>>1649886
>>1649903
The Shinkansen to Sendai (3 hours from Tokyo) or Hakodate (6 hours from Tokyo) should get you to the snow line if you rally wanna see snow, and then a week-long JR pass pays for itself since you'd have to pay for the trip from Narita to downtown Tokyo anyways which is about 1/3rd of the JR costs right there alone. As great as Sapporo is there's no Shinkansen past Hakodate so you're talking a 6 hour train ride roughly from Hakodate to Sapporo- at that point it would be more affordable to snag an ~$80 round-trip flight on a puddle jumper from Narita to Sapporo airport.

There's enough stuff to do in Sapporo if you like hiking to make a trip outta it that way, but then at that point I would (personally) just get the JR pass in Narita, take a one-way flight to Sapporo to save time, and then train my way back down to Tokyo over the course of the week stopping a day or two in each city along the way.

They run "evening" trains where you would leave Sapporo at night and get to Hakodate /late/ but I'd take the limited Hokuto express (3-4 hour ride instead) since they usually have a ~2PM train and then it would give you the entire day in Sapporo before you get to Hakodate, sign in to a local hostel for like $50 (fuck hoteru in Hakodate, hostels are comfy and the chinks won't steal your shit that time of year), and then you're there in Hakodate all taken care of at 7/8PM to hit the night life around the downtown (or get an early rise to climb the mountain the next morning).

 No.1649960

>>1649951
>i thought it might be fun to rent some horrible 125cc shitbike or something and ride that around like im from there
ah yeah, if you have your IDP motorcycle endorsement you could rent a motorcycle. Everyone does 30kph over on those mountain roads but they are polite so it's fun

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>>1649816
Go to a jazz bar and chill listening to jazz in a retro bar where they play vinyls. Maybe talk to the bartender or customers if you can. Go visit an onsen and talk to an old man while you're both naked and bathing.
Or visit a girls bar to talk to cute whorbs.
Go to a kot cafe or a coon cafe, any type of animal cafe i guess.

I was in Kanazawa and visited this anime karaoke bar which was fun. Filled with weeb shit, the bartenders were nip grlls in cosplay and sang anime songs. Looks like they have shops in Tokyo too, though not much english support.
https://bar-guild-tokyo.com/akiba/

If you like /fit/ grlls then visit the muscle girl bar in Tokyo. It's pretty popular so you need to make a reservation on their site. Grlls are cool and there's weird fetish shit of you're into that. They all speak English, a lot of gaijins visit it.

 No.1650003

my sister went to nihongo last year for her honeymoon, i can ask her for advice if you want just tell me where you will/won't be going

>>1649963
she did the muscle bar thing, i have a picture of it somewhere
>butt kick
do you slap their butt or do they slap yours?

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>>1649951
>trains are cool

 No.1650030

>>1649963
>best activites are girls only
IT'S MA'AM i know why they have it though they prolly get a lot of pervs in there

 No.1650087

>>1650003
They kick your butt. Sometimes pretyy hard, the girls told me that sometimes they've slapped a guy so hard the guy even starts crying.

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>>1650087
And why would I want that?

 No.1650134

>>1649951
maybe you can kill cripplekike while youre there

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>>1647264
>eyebrows are visible through hair
D U M B

 No.1651111

>>1650307
What is this underagedb& aliennip school girl doing



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