No.1636225
fucked that up the first time
No.1636238
i gotta admit i want bidup to stay in the race. he's too funny and much more entertaining than kamela harris or big mike
No.1636247
>>1636238i cant bring myself to actually care who wins at all tbh
No.1636249
lets get a tourist post counter going btw, if the fags gonna be here throwing histrionic tantrums then >we may as well make a game of it
No.1636257
>>1636249i think there's only lik five of us here at this point
>trukr budy>austin survey budy aka bbq anon>turboright politisperg>lost cuc/k/>super-ultra-turbo "adolf will rise again to kill all of you" xX_niggerkiller1488_Xx>maybe one or two guys who are just here for spartsanyone else? not counting spamming feds
No.1636258
>push update>entire world shits itselftop lel look at that fukn list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_CrowdStrike_incident No.1636259
>>1636258aussie kfc brining the bants
>Victorians were advised to call 000 if a fire alarm sounds or smoke is detected, as some automatic alarms in buildings may not automatically call fire servicesholy fuck someone getting fired
No.1636262
>>1636257I'm just here to watch sumo/wrastlin' and sparts videos as a lurker 80% of the time and either newspost or shit on 3 thru 5 the other 20% of the time. I mention sportschan whenever I find something that I think is pretty great and share it elsewhere tho' since this place is pretty great.
You see an anime image and if it's cuckimeposting it's not me but if it's just being smug at someone over a shit opinion while elucidating why it probably is me.
No.1636263
>>1636258Pft, that shit's hilarious
No.1636265
>>1636257idk i think the few left are just here to shitpost because shitposting is an spart.
this is one of the few places left where that is even possible without getting banned or have to complete over 9000 captchas just to post.
honestly watching sparts isnt very fun anymore and hasn't been in years.
they are all full of cultural brainwashing propaganda and the ad load is obscene. not to mention most pro sparts are
fake and gay rigged affairs meant to line the pocketbooks of gambling companies and competition is secondarybetter off just playing sparts yourself with friends on weekends and/or teach neighborhood kids how to play.
or better yet make kids yourself and teach them how to play No.1636266
>>1636249its p funny when an impression of him gets confused for real thing bc its impossible to tell diff
No.1636267
>>1636262> I mention sportschan whenever I find something that I think is pretty great and share it elsewhere tho' since this place is pretty great.same. got a few friends who aren't sparts enthusiasts i share stuff from here every now and then. this place is a pretty good filter for good content, elsewhere its just wading through a bunch of piss and shit to find the occasional gold nugget.
No.1636269
>>1636266erryone here types the same after a while so newfags are easy to spot
any of these people could be you
any of these people could be me
p easy to be whoever u want on a backwater ib used by like six people
No.1636271
>>1636267evry time i shared a ib with one of my friends there was always a fed or autist who decided to wait until that exact moment to dump cp or gay furry scat porn across the board
friend didn't talk to me for a while after that
No.1636273
>>1636269I refuse to type like a third grader.
No.1636274
>>1636257im none of those i lurk sparts threads and shitpost bolidicks threads and vary occasionally post shitty kakis. actually im gonna try to do more kakis its fun and theres no reason not to
No.1636277
>>1636273thats why u stand out so well
No.1636278
>>1636269it happened previous ep of yesterdays today. may have been tomorrow idk
No.1636279
>>1636265the shitposting is what i like best about spee
it's the perfect balance between srs bsns and /b/-tier sewage
No.1636280
>>1636273and thats why >we dont pay you
No.1636284
>>1636281prolly beat him in golf
No.1636286
>>1636258>top lel look at that fukn listmakes my art project look lik babby games
i was only gonna jam lik one smol area for lik an hr or so and record video of it
No.1636287
>>1636283it wasn't ransomware just a dumb pajeet pushing something to prod
but there are already tons of scammers taking advantage of it saying you have to pay them for a fix, when all u have to do is boot in safe mode and delet a file, but rn the process is manual cuz blue screen bootloop lul
No.1636289
>>1636285israel not even being able to get zion don to give em enough gibs simply cuz bibi slightly snubbed him ~4yrs ago is top tire lels
imagine having to actually finish one of ur own wars for once cuz of some highschool gril tire drama
hes right tho blumpf rly was the best thing to happen to israeli neocons in literal decades
No.1636290
>>1636288every company hires indians to do integration and devops
execs dont realize they dgaf about burger companies and do the bare minimum needful required, they just see how cheap it is and line must always go up so they go all in on accenture/cognizant/pajeetware. then nothing works right and they have to pay them double to fix it than if they just hired burgers in the first place
No.1636291
theres gotta be another reason tho
im betting its golf related
blumpf srs bout golf
No.1636292
>>1636289stil not sur why they memed bidup in over him, lik dude was deepthroating them harder than anyone ever did before, believe me he knows about deepthroats he's seen quite a few of them in his lifetime nobody deepthroats like him
No.1636294
>>1636238>bidup campaign says joe is strong and will run<[big dem name] issues statement saying to reconsider>bidup campaign says no intentiontwice a day for a fukn week now so joeys still paying pr guys
he's the little guy this cunt needs taking on the establishment and i
NEED a second debate
No.1636295
>>1636292likud likely knew what was gonna happen regardless and just got ahead of it for goodboypoints
No.1636296
>>1636294>he's the little guy this cunt needs taking on the establishment and i NEED a second debateitll be one to remember thats for sure
blumpf gonna say some shit bout nearly getting killed and media will kvetch
No.1636297
>>1636287>tons of scammers taking advantagewas the joke budy, that and microshaft probly gonna accept em at some point
>manual cuz blue screen bootloopwew. how many are fucked bc of that being too hard ya think?
No.1636299
>>1636297booting in safemode is scawwwwy
No.1636300
>>1636287>but rn the process is manual cuz blue screen bootloop lulany competent IT department (even small biz with literally 1 guy) already has a clean image ready to go that can be applied without booting windows or fiddling with safe mode. at worst it was made before/after the last update cycle (literally last tuesday). a bit more time consuming but easier to automate if you got dozens of machines to do and must have it done NOW.
could automate it other ways (script that autoruns on a freedos/linux usb stick for example) but that'd take time to set up and deploy. probably the route i'd take since it wouldn't be hard to pass around usb sticks to the technically incompetent and divide the labor. temporarily switching boot order is literally a 1-2 button affair these days on most motherboards, normalfags can handle that.
>>1636297>wew. how many are fucked bc of that being too hard ya think?luckily crowdstrike is only really used in a managed IT setting. most IT departments are pretty incompetent but not THAT incompetent. BYOCfags might be a bit screwed since some IT don't like to touch those much, but other than that the damage isn't that bad.
No.1636303
>>1636300ok but if ur a modern gigacorp with a gorillion virtual machines u can't just mash f8 to go into safe mode when it's booting, that's where the problem is
No.1636306
>>1636285Trump will be rape corrected by bibi soon.
No.1636307
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>>1636258>software CrowdStrike running on Microsoft Windows.>want a secure computer>run windows in itWhy are normalfags retarded?
No.1636308
>>1636303vm backups are a thing, and are kinda the whole point of using virtual machines in the first place. deploying fresh vm images and restoring data from backups is fairly easily automated no matter how many vm's you have to restore.
No.1636309
>>1636258CRowdstrike
>mfw when CR No.1636311
>>1636301shes not even wrong. its prolly legit
they need a pro-israel candidate, and biden and kammy aint it. if blumpf is being wishy-washy about sending israel all of our everything then its time to pull all the strings
in either case itll be fruitless
imagine even trying to run against blumpf rn. literally just a waste of time and money
No.1636312
>>1636308who still uses voicemail? can't they just text it?
No.1636313
>>1636307linux has yet to create a single user environment that normalfags can understand intuitively without month(s) of training.
since windows is everywhere you can literally just plop any worker in a seat in front of a windows machine and let them get straight to work.
linux is always some against-the-grain bullshit written by illiterate tech elitists you have to spend time and money beating users over the head with before they understand. not to mention linux has its own frequent breakage and silly security issues all the time (regardless of distro), so using it instead of windows doesn't really solve anything.
its not even that either sometimes. often it is a decision made by technophobic executives who barely know how to wipe their own ass let alone operate a computer.
i like and use linux too for the things it is good at and have taught others how to use it, but need to be a bit realistic. most end users are too stupid to be able to learn it, and many are resistant to change in general. this may change one day if linux devs ever pull their heads out of their pseudo-intellectual elitist asses and make a desktop environment normalfags can use without retraining.
android has proven that normalfags can use linux if you make a ui simple and foolproof enough. android has also proven that they are even willing to tolerate stupid amounts of instability as long as the ui is easy to use. for some reason usability is forbidden on the linux desktop.
No.1636314
>>1636312ask yer mum, she voicemail'd me this morning asking for the sex
No.1636317
>>1636313most users are too stupid to even learn windows or how it works, 29 years later and people still don't know where the start menu is. every corp has been running m$ for 30+ years at this point and are so ingrained in the environment that it's actually impossible for them to switch to something else and would prolly bankrupt them.
but linux is no better either, the niggercattle today will never ever touch a cli which linux requires no matter how much gui they throw in for menial one-liner commands. linux also breaks in a lot of weird ways compared to windows, but windows has the advantage of being used by 99% of the population so someone somewhere has had the same issue and knows the fix for it. in linux you usually have to deal with a ton of file permission issues where are REALLY annoying.
honestly terry summed it all up pretty well
No.1636319
>>1636314fellow gilf lover nice
No.1636320
>>1636265>honestly watching sparts isnt very fun anymore and hasn't been in yearsnah brah you're just watching the wrong sparts
No.1636324
It's not just IT, my work app and a bunch of other shit is fucked too. I warned these ITniggers that this would happen, basically everyone in networking warned them, but they're too stupid to avoid their own hubris biting them in the ass with Pajeet hires.
No.1636326
>have to mount disk outside of windows or boot into safemode to remove crowdstrike agent
>can't do that if they have bitlocker
>can't get bitlocker recovery keys because DCs are also fucked
systems btfo network team wins again
No.1636327
my entire company is borked can't do any work today
pajeet street shitters at crowdstrike destroyed much of the world today
No.1636328
>>1636311i just lik dems showing they ass and frankenstein vs /monster/. drivin the democraps loco
fwiw on israhell angle: both rel are yesterday, and pali phase is basically in the books
No.1636331
>>1636328>cancer that is isntreal sitting like a giant tumor on the middle east>NO WE NEED TO ATTACK THE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TUMOR THEY ARE THE EVIL ONESwould rather die in ukraine that iran tbh
No.1636332
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BREAKING NEWS
No.1636335
>>1636331dups only no war pres in awhile, not worth nigpilling urself yet
No.1636338
>>1636320pretty much anything anyone watches here is terrible, and digging up anything obscure is a pain in the ass
No.1636339
>>1636331Cheetoman is the only one not to start a new war in my lifetime.
No.1636341
>>1636258From the wiki:
DELET SYSTEM 32 WEW> Affected machines could be restored by booting into safe mode or the Windows Recovery Environment and deleting the %windir%\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys files.[14][6][15] As this process must be done at the physical location of the machine and cannot be performed remotely, it may take days for affected businesses to restore all systems.[16] No.1636342
>>1636326bitlocker is dumb and generally is unnecessary unless you are doing some government shit
No.1636343
>>1636335heem tried RLY hard with iran though when he deleted their general for zero reason
No.1636345
>>1636341or just restore from a backup, which can be done remotely
No.1636346
can someone gib me an kissb owl?
No.1636347
>>1636327fak u why is windows working at my company
No.1636351
>>1636332her legs are so long
No.1636352
India bro is too busy eating american burger instead of fixing
GET BACK TO WORK
No.1636355
remember the jews have caused this chaos
everything is dependent on a single bottleneck now
there is no backup plan
you are dependent on the electric jew for EVERY THING and when it fails you are done
hospitals cant keep dialysis machines operational because some rainbow haired DEI jew cock sucking company doesn't know how to test things
the world is plunging into chaos
same thing happened 2 weeks ago with Syniverse killing ALL cellular phone roaming for American cell phone companies
death to the jew
death to the retarded "tech" industry
Uncle Ted was right
No.1636356
>>1636343week before a usgay contractor got deded, dup did sum airstrikes, shiites slapped an embassy, dup said fuk you have bomb
No.1636358
>>1636343it was actually retaliatory
and iran did nothing as per usual cuz theyre pussies
No.1636359
>>1636350nah >we gay furry hackers nao
No.1636370
>>1636350today i read about these computer problems and all posts were like "i had bsod and all colleagues had bsod" "bsod here and bsod there" and i seriously had to google what bsod means. ahaha poorfag winniggers eh?
t.macfag
No.1636372
>>1636370whats macfags bsod?
isnt it a frowny face?
No.1636373
>>1636372used to be a bomb
then dead face
now just scary message
No.1636376
>>1636373i'm using mac sine 2009 and have never seen this screen. bomb used to be atari st. from what i've read the number of bombs that appeared were a
hint to what the error might be
No.1636378
>>1636347they werent stupid enough to redeem their updates
No.1636379
>>1636370how tf do you not know what bsod means that term is ancient
No.1636388
>>1636384wtf i love zuck now
No.1636389
>>1636385lol lot of programs get rly fukn uppity when they hit null values
cuz null is not 0, null is not an empty array, null is nothing, as in the variable or expiression is declared but that's it, it has no value, no assignment, nothing
i think the guy who made c said that the whole concept of null was a really bad idea and he's sorry for it
No.1636391
>>1636387wsb having the time of their lives right now
No.1636394
>Hosts running Windows 7 or Windows Server 2008 R2 are not affected.
win7 bros can't stop winning
No.1636397
>orange man shot and survived>got one of the most powerful photos in american history out of it>florida documents case thrown out>hulk hogan endorses trump>entire world kernel panics from one 47kb filefun week, wonder what will happen tomorrow
>>1636395yeah that explains a lot
No.1636404
>>1636332this is what joe biden will force upon all patriots if he wins reelection, you will be turned into a bimbo sissy hypno slave
No.1636410
>>1636394a couple months ago someone on another site threw a shitfit at me for still using 7 and now i feel vindicated. tf do i need to """upgrade""" to 10 or 11 or whatever for anyway? nothing i do requires it
No.1636411
>>1636397>entire world kernel panics from one 47kb filei think that ones an even bigger deal than any burgernigger politics, just shows exactly how easy it is to fuck up all this internet of things garbage. imagine if someone with actual malicious intent and a plan decides to swoop in and do some damage, actual wars might break out because of digital faggotry
No.1636413
>>1636410if it werks for u then fine keep it i really dont gaf
i have a problem with niggers that complain that 7 is no longer supported and they have to do a gorillion tweaks and hacks to get their shitty hgames working and pretending that it doesn't have any less spyware than 10 or 11 do
No.1636416
BIDUP GONE
nothing ever happens
No.1636419
>>1636418can't blame him. you don't want to into battle with a loaded
gun. you need that post nut clarity
No.1636422
>>1636418Nobody talking that were two shooters? He can't possible be the real sniper.
No.1636423
>>1636413i didnt even complain tho i just said i was using 7 and got some mental breakdown in return from the guy. who tf is that loyal to m$ that using an older version of their OS causes that kind of derangement?
No.1636425
>>1636416you get aids from all the cocks you suck id call that a happening
No.1636426
>>1636423net outgrew being shit you read on a screen. srs bz
No.1636427
>>1636418he got dat herp on his uppa lip dawg
No.1636430
>>1636427sucking off big blvack bvlls will do that
No.1636439
>>1636432fucking shit is everyone a fucking faggy nerd now? got DAMT.
No.1636441
>>1636432>dup almost got domed cuz two ss snipers got in an argument over M:TGthis fucking timeline
No.1636443
>>1636441who tf even plays magic nowadays?
also
>wild west themedliterally what?
i thought it was lik orcs an shieeet? tf happened?
No.1636444
>>1636443mtg has been infantilized like everything else
No.1636446
>>163644380's horror set in september and mad max set some time after that, too. crossovers with every fucking thing, fallout crossover was one of the highest selling sets
>tf happened?normalniggers and brand as a lifestyle marketing
No.1636449
>>1636432bro you gotta gimme dat sauce
No.1636453
>>1636443hasbro was taken over years ago by people more interested in ruining their own shit out of spite than making money
No.1636456
lost my CR pics incl a spray ad i made :'(
No.1636457
>>1636452open that eye up you stupid coon. you're not even alive anymore LMAO
No.1636458
Donald stepped out of the limo to a barrage of camera flashes and journalists. Many tried to question the president, but the two secret service agents escorting him in were having none of it. He got up on stage, and that's when he saw Joe. It had been three weeks since their last debate, and since Donald had last seen him. He blushed slightly, but the audience couldn't tell. The two debated for over an hour about several subjects: COVID-19, immigration, COVID-19 again because the story takes place in 2020.
Donald returned to his hotel room. He wished he could have been a bit closer to Joe, but they had to be separated due to COVID guidelines. Trump reached down to unlock the door to his room, when someone bumped into him, causing him to drop his key.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get that for you." An old man's voice said from behind him, and a wrinkly arm reached out and picked up Donald's key. Before he could say thank you, Donald was shocked to see Joe standing beside him.
"What are you doing here!?" Donald exclaimed, feeling a million butterflies in his stomach.
"I was on my way to my hotel room," Joe replied, "281."
"Wait," Donald paused, "this is my room, 282." Donald then realized that Joe had been placed in the room right next to his.
"Huh, that's interesting," Joe chuckled, "you'd expect them to at least put a room or two between us. Maybe even have us on different floors."
"Yeah…" Donald nervously giggled. He was blushing hard, and Joe could tell.
"Would you like to… come over to my room?" Joe asked, "or we could go to yours."
"Sure," Donald replied nervously, "let's go to mine." The president unlocked his door and entered with his rival and the love of his life.
No.1636460
The actual RINOs are the right wingers who cope that the GOP is anything but a haven for gay nigger faggots
No.1636461
>>1636224If there was ever a better time to say politics is faker than wrestling… this is probably it.
No.1636462
>>1636460i dont think people who are actually right wing think otherwise
No.1636465
>>1636372i thought it was just dilator and buttplug icons
No.1636468
>>1636394i got an old xp machine in case i feel like doing anything particularly risky like
piracy on russian websites. literally zero malware that is in the wild can run on it lol
linux and osx can't say the same.
xp is the most secure and still usable operating system these days since almost nobody targets it anymore.
No.1636472
>>1636468i have a windows 2000 machine which still runs all my old gayms great but i think the CD drive is dying since all the discs i put in it end up skipping or fucking up
but win2k is rly nice
No.1636477
>>1636474only gud thing to ever come out of ohio is wkrp
No.1636479
>>1636472i miss 2000, used to use it a lot but occasionally i'd run into things only xp+ could run without a bunch of hackery i don't have the time for anymore.
i have a shitload of cd/dvd drives laying around, unfortunately many are broken nowadays in one way or another for some reason. some aren't detected at all, others cause the system to refuse to boot, and none of them seem to be broken mechanically. i might end up having to use an external usb one once the rest of them die though, as that is the only way to get a "new" one anymore. strangely they seem to be even less reliable than old hard drives.
No.1636496
>>1636489i dont need respect from "people" like you
No.1636500
>>1636492shootin niggos is an spart
No.1636512
>>1636460When your motorcycle is leaning too far in one direction, you have to ease it back to the center. If you try to hard-jerk it back to center you'll go careening off the road and fucking die.
No.1636525
>>1636519>laura loomergross
No.1636532
>>1636525Boomers have this sort of fetishistic obsession for her out here like they really want to fuck her, and I really don't get it. Same with Boebert for that matter.
No.1636543
>>1636532boobert does all the things you wouldn't do to a gril you respect, simple as
No.1636550
>>1636532boomers worship israel, and by extension jewish women
No.1636555
>>1636536from what i hear wild dogs are p much just lik raly big scary rats in cities in the middle east
i know muslims fucking despise dogs. i doubt jews are any different
No.1636558
>>1636555idk about the rest of the ME but in afghanistan theres roving packs of wild dogs and they fight each other and harass people all the time even in and around villages out in the middle of fuckin nowhere
No.1636559
>>1636556im not that familiar with how jew factions squabble in pissrael how is that make netanyahu bibi-tfo?
No.1636562
>>1636559ultra orthos always had exemption from the draft if yahoo doesnt stop it they'll pull support away from him and call for new elections to btfo him
No.1636563
>>1636559>ultraorthodox don't work instead they study their fiction book all day>have 6+ kids and the family lives of welfare (cuz they don't work)>stir up the most shit with palestinians and arabs>refuse to go to the military cuz fiction book says soit's hillarious. you have a small group who doesn't contribute financially and recevies the biggest gibs because they make the most babies. and they are also the ones who beat the drum of war the most but refuse to take part
No.1636567
>>1636562>>1636563oh so theyre the same as those haredi cocksuckers that plague nyc
No.1636570
>It further concluded that where Palestinians have lost land and property, that Israel should pay reparations.
THAS RITE
No.1636572
>>1636568>>1636570its really satisfying seeing their own koolaid bite them in the ass like this
>not that it means anything less than a year ago it would've been unthinkable for even meaningless statements from the un against israel, it may take years but >we're watching pissrael unravel in real time. and all it took was tens of thousands of dead arabs
so a win-win for everyone else lel No.1636574
>>1636558im almost certain the quran mentions dogs and mohammad says theyre unclean,
pranky animals
dunno about da torah
its def just a wider middle east thang tho, having bands of feral dogs roaming about. goofy af
No.1636575
work laptop still borked
good job pajeet
No.1636576
>>1636562>call for new elections to btfo himcan someone explain to me how tf he even got back into being PM in the first place?
lik didnt he get btfo lik 2yrs ago on corruption charges? why is he even PM now?
No.1636578
>>1636566>windows 10 today literally pushing pop ups with wndows update to upgrade to windows 11I would swear they do that intentionally, just to stick it in your face that they own the market share.
No.1636580
>>1636567>same as those haredi cocksuckers that plague nyctheyre prolly literal cousins
No.1636582
>>1636576corruption charges on an israeli official are no worse than a parking ticket
No.1636584
>>1636559tl;dr-
>>1636562Ultra-Orthos are sort of aloof and disconnected from everything going on in Isntrael but they hold a significant sway, if Bibi loses 10-15% support from the existing government (which Ultra-Orthodox Jews makes up some 10-20%), then it's ogre for him and he's going in the slammer for corruption.
No.1636586
>>1636563What? That's not true at all, faggot. The Ultra-Orthodox get along better with Arabs than pretty much any other faction in Israel. They're basically hermits. They tend to be very insular and do shit on outsiders (Jews and Arabs equally), but for the most part they couldn't give a shit if they are under Jewish or Arab rule because either way they'll get left alone because of old blood ties in the region. Haredim believe that Israel isn't a real country because their messiah hasn't appeared yet therefore Israel can't be real. In fact they're the most vocally pro-Palestine group of Jews in the region.
No.1636591
>>1636576corruption charges are meaningless when the guys who are supposed to enforce them are also your friends and also as corrupt as if not more corrupt than you
the question you ask is the same as asking why people like killary/bill clinton or dick cheney arent in prison when by all means they should be, rulers generally dont punish themselves
No.1636593
>>1636586interesting, so the orthodox guys were the yids who were already living with the ayyrabs under british rule before the eastern yuro noses showed up?
No.1636597
>>1636586guessing spartman confused likud with orthos
>>1636593the zionists literally had em killed and went on to rule, yeah
No.1636599
some dude did a great rundown on whole creation of israhell, long as fuck tho
martyrmade.com/featured-podcasts/fear-loathing-in-the-new-jerusalem
No.1636602
i wana cum in AOCs throat
No.1636605
>>1636591i just thought that he had literally been removed over the charges, but i guess he just pointed at da scawwy arabs and they voted him back in anyways? am i getting that right?
No.1636610
>>1636586pretty sure it was them folks who evicted arabs from their homes, who spit on christian pilgrims and who went praying on the temple mound to piss off arabs. but idc i'd put them all in the oven without bias
No.1636615
>trump new rally today
i might actually tune in
lets see what this nigga does
No.1636618
>>1636615say what you want about dup but he's grinding these rallies like they're daily quests. and all that while bidup sits at home with the sniffles
No.1636619
>>1636605well it was 2 years ago so he probably didnt even do that
No.1636621
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>>1636605looked it up and the court case from 2020 is still going, delayed due to covid lel
heem yoinked in 2021 bc they formed a new coalition gubmint to fuck him, then somehow voted back in in 2022?
no wonder buckeyes are so neurotic errythangs osha on trt
No.1636627
>>1636618bidup is definitely getting replaced
they are just brainstorming WHO
if trump didnt get shooteroo'd they might have tried to keep joe but after trump survived they know joe has got to go now
No.1636631
>>1636611>inflation down from 25% to 4% in under a yearthats fuckin impressive tbh
No.1636633
>>1636621israeli corruption makes US corruption look tame by comparison
No.1636636
>>1636627idk if he actually will, delegates are his and the bidens are insane
saw hilldog paid for an ad via opinion piece in the hill tho
No.1636637
>>1636636>viddont remember that one
No.1636638
>>1636636thank god, we didnt get tim cain
that guy is a sociopathic anti-white little worm man
No.1636640
>>1636578never actually saw those popups in all the time i used 10, despite it allegedly happening a few times a year. i only really did the bare minimum to prevent microsoft's spying too.
protip:
disable the TPM, they'll declare you ineligible for 11 and leave you alone No.1636644
>>1636593>so the orthodox guys were the yids who were already living with the ayyrabs under british rule before the eastern yuro noses showed up?They're an intermix of the original Jews in the region and the German Jews who embraced asceticism back in the 1800s and (largely) got the fuck out before WWI even kicked off, yeah. They're also the only group of Jews in the region who have above-replacement birthrates. Don't get me wrong they're assholes and think everyone else is subhuman, but they're like the Jew version of the Amish and not very nationalistic (very tribalist though but so are all the Levant ethnic groups).
>>1636597>Likud with orthosAh yeah that'd make sense.
>>1636576>>1636605He was supposed to be removed. He's using wartime powers to avoid prosecution at the moment. That's why Bibi can't have this conflict with Palestine end and why he keeps escalating since as long as he can use wartime powers to remain in charge they can't prosecute him under Jewish law.
No.1636646
>>1636610Hasidic Jews = Asshole Orthodox Jews who spit on people and treat everyone like shit. They don't like Zionism but they like the modern state of Israel for gibs purposes.
Haredic Jews = Hermit-like Ultra-Orthodox Jews who are autistic assholes who don't really care who's in charge and just sit around collecting gibs and reading the Torah.
No.1636647
>>1636627Joe was never meant to win. If Trump had been cordless hole-punched, Nikki Clinton had the second most superdelegates and would have been the defacto nominee. That's why Trump announced his VP online since he realized if he didn't, they could dome him at the RNC and Nikki would be the nominee. That's also why he picked Vance since he knows the establishment hates him.
No.1636648
>>1636647>Joe was never meant to win.whatchu talm bout lil spigga ?
in 2020 or now ?
i dont think they want blumpf, they probably were hoping their glowop was going to get him kilt
No.1636651
>>1636648in now my dude the reason Nikki Haley refused to leave the primary race was to build up enough delegates that she is still the defacto 2nd place nominee. Therefore if anything happened to Trump (prison or assassination) she would become the Republican nominee by default and espouse the neocon propaganda machine.
Instead Trump's kid took over the RNC and Trump survived the assassination attempt so now the Kissinger/Neocon establishment ("deep state" as it were) is struggling to get a new last-minute nominee in the DNC because they have to keep Trump out at all costs. Vance is a bumbling idiot in comparison but he's still a populist that represents the working class so he's an equal threat to them.
No.1636652
>>1636631>never give a shit about puritanical screeching and name calling>stop retarded shit that everyone knows is retarded>shit gets betterits more impressive he hasnt been assassinated yet tbh
No.1636653
>>1636638yah him and mark warner sticking around for so are a prime example of exactly how shit virginia has gotten and how much power out of state cocksuckers in northern VA have over the rest of the state. i rally wish that second amendment sanctuary shit actually meant anything because only shitholes like richmond norfolk and alexandria would be enforcing any of the new gay ass commiefornia tier laws that timmy and mark's cronies helped bring about recently
No.1636658
>>1636652yah but 25% inflation is almost cartoonishly bad and 4% is lik basically normal. thats nuts. es muy rapido
No.1636662
>>1636659i'll believe it when i see it
he won't do it>>1636661he's doing standup again
No.1636664
>>1636662proly not but i've been sayin bad is gonna happen for decades and been right, gonna mix it up for a bit
mayb that fat bish opera onto smth. cant control it either way
No.1636666
more i thunk about it vance was brilliant pick
lamestream cant help but air him deucin on dup, then they see him support him. powerful suggestive juju to the dummy rayed
No.1636667
>>1636664>fearalways go long fear
No.1636672
>>1636666More importantly Vance has been through the hell of addiction and back, he's really a working class man who relates to the people still skeptical about Trump-kun being a billionaire
No.1636677
>>1636631yea, its almost like if you follow basic economic principles instead of literal homosexual marxist keynesian shit stuff just werks™️
No.1636678
>>1636666predictive programming
No.1636680
>>1636678yes with hindsight everything was a plan including all the dicks you've sucked
No.1636681
>>1636680but ive never sucked a dick
No.1636682
>>1636681you fucking putin shills can't exist without sucking trump, musk, or vlad dick
No.1636685
whos got a dick to stick
No.1636686
suck*
No.1636688
>>1636686if you hadnt corrected i'd be down for swordfight
No.1636691
>>1636687>that nigga in the backwhat in gods name is that lil feller on ?
No.1636694
>>1636687lol she can’t form a sentence either
>>1636691Yeah right dude is juiced
No.1636699
>>1636687that boy ON SOMETHIN
No.1636701
>>1636257for the record a turd reich dude is usin lowercase, not always me. mayb same guy w/e
t. poltisperg
No.1636705
>>1636682your next line is
lol shut up autist No.1636706
>>1636702 wew. nuts=sprung
No.1636708
>>1636687lel wtf is with her cadence it sounds like someone tried to make a youtube poop out of her
do all the kennedys have fucked up speech problems? them boston fellas been inbreeding or something?
No.1636712
>>1636704it's lik im in a flour mill
:(
No.1636716
>>1636708jaqueline o'nasty is a known cryptid
not seen the tomtenisse?
No.1636721
bidup is fucking FINISHED
No.1636724
>>1636721something new just happen?
No.1636727
>>1636724no i accidentally without a pic
No.1636733
>>1636716so all her chilluns is skinwalkers n shiet?
No.1636739
>>1636705That's not true I don't like Musk.
No.1636742
>>1636739you sure as hell love cock
No.1636751
>>1636726quite possibly the one candidate who'd lose even harder than brandon himself
i say go for it
No.1636755
>>1636751from what i saw with a quick glance she's supposedly encouraging bidup to stay in the race
No.1636783
>>1636751shes also been out of srs politics for like 8yrs at this point
a lotta ppl dont realize, but that bitch was doin the whole DC schmoozin and boozin with all of congress since the 90s when she was just first lady. tryna get tv and music b& along with al gores cunt wife. then she went from first lady, and installed herself as NY senator, and was completely impossible to remove no matter how anyone voted. and she did that right up until obongo appointed her as secretary of fucking state
nah shes out and anyone who thinks otherwise is living in a fucking fantasy land. you cant make a srs run without being current in the DC scene. and/or just having a fuckton of time and money to throw around lik blumpf
No.1636798
Hilldog sisters we are so back
No.1636801
>>1636783every BREAKING dem piece rn is just them doin opinion polling
cant imagine any result being substantially better v trump, at least not enough to convince him to step down
guy's name being biden is high tier God winking
No.1636811
>>1636754>maybe he just using the rifle scope to get a better lookhey wtf i made that joke he can't make that joke
No.1636813
im fucking loving the donor elites, biden family, and party big shots (Hussein, Pelosi, and the Jew) all fight eachother and getting REALLY butthurt
i hope Jill keeps biden in out of spite till the very end. maybe even have him continue his campaign even if he doesn't get the dem ticket
shit would he hilarious
No.1636825
soooo when is biderp announcing he is stepping down after the assassination attempt failed ?
No.1636827
>>1636825i read they want him to step down as president so harris becomes president and candidate
No.1636831
>>1636825see
>>1636813its a free for all, right now. biden camp which is basically his family, 10-20% of party bureaucrats, and close aides are pitched against the other party bigshots which have probably 70-80% of party support. it would be completely lopsided tug of war if it wasn't for the fact that biden actually IS the president, and they dont have any surefire way of forcing him out short of going nuclear and impeaching him
No.1636835
>>1636833>scroll down>bottom right>style:>select "rugby" in the dropdown menucant miss it
No.1636836
>>1636833try clicking the embed option thats right there under the comment section at the top that usually works for me :^)
No.1636838
>>1636831>>1636827bidens could be swayed w sufficient guarantees and payola imo
prob is cameltoe gets rekt, so they have to pass over the first™ female™ black™ prez, so GOTO10: braindead corpse
that honestly may not survive til november with all the addy theyre pumpingall this compounded by their ohemgee end of democracy 5ever!!1! pr towards a trump train that's choochin like a mfer. demoKKKrats in absolute shambles
No.1636839
>>1636835>I love clearing my cache Nice try m8
:^]>>1636836I do that and it says it can’t make sense of link. Tried deleting the last part up to the ? Idk fam ;-;
No.1636841
>>1636839sanitize your link bb
No.1636842
>>1636840fancy pantsu for everyone!
No.1636845
>>1636838>its da end ub demograsee if [x] winsprobably the most irritating thing that faggots cry every 4 years. wah wah i didnt win da popuwawity contest so its not demokwasee. it was a mistake to ever let anyone without land and a vested interest in the overall well-being of the cunt to vote
No.1636846
>>1636839just use the regular yt link then
No.1636848
>>1636840tf makes this retard think people like romney any more than any of their potential democrat nominees? dude got btfo by obunga hard af largely because how much of a blatantly evil sack of shit he is
No.1636850
>>1636840sounds lik a shitty fucking movie
No.1636853
>>1636845this its just mob rule shits ridiculous– ngl the anchuent greeks and romans did a better job than this fucking shitshow
No.1636855
>>1636839i always have a hard time with yt links
shits totally inconsistent, i haven't found what the pattern is to make it 'werk'
No.1636857
>>1636841>>1636844>>1636846>>1636855Thx budys, I’ll practice more shits wonky and I’m on a fone. Thought that song was funny af wit da vid of ol space cadet there
No.1636863
>>1636860>he endorsed kamala to be the nominee as wellLMAO
no way they are going to let that fly
she literally has 0 charisma and the only way she can get people to like her is by putting their cock in her mouth
No.1636865
>>1636863>Biden doesn't immediately endorse VP Kamala Harris, throwing Democrats into chaos months before election against Trumpdid he? he just thanked her in his gay little letter
hopefully theres a YUGE shitflinging contest over who gets it, and i ralllly hope they ram clinton into it too for old time sake
No.1636866
>>1636863he didnt
he just said thx 4 bein vice bby
No.1636868
>>1636867woah
whtever journo WHORE i took that quote from is more out of the loop than you
No.1636869
>>1636864Madam President please! Stop winning!
No.1636870
harry sisters….its never been this joever
>>1636865>>1636866on his official twatter he did
maybe he did it here for plausible deniability when they ignore her ass at the convention and nominate newsom
No.1636871
man theyre gonna blow it big league
who do they even have?
No.1636872
anyway that shits funny as fuck. biden and harris poll about the same– which is to say after being utter undeniably revealed as a senile bastard biden finallly dropped down to kamala levels lmfao
No.1636873
>>1636871ITS HER TURN
IM DOWN WITH HILLDAWG
No.1636875
>>1636874i wanna shove my cock into right girls donut
No.1636876
>>1636873she got absolutely btfo by dup last time
No.1636877
>>1636876somehow she still has a loyal contingent of supporters who felt like they got cheated– even as the entire dem nomination process
and most of the federal investigation process tbh was rigged in her favor
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>>1636875you sure bout that ?
No.1636882
>>1636880anal would be acceptable if she's bent over and bagged
No.1636883
there is no way kamala actually gets the nomination
unless:
1. they are planning to just got full on banana republic tier rigging in every swing state and just have millions of fugazi ballots ready to go
2. they are throwing in the towel and hoping to build up momentum for 2028 and they will just repeats the post-2016 playbook and try more impeachments and legal chicanery for the next 4 years
very interesting times, i mean trump might still get jailed, you never fucking know
its going to be a wild 4 months
No.1636886
>>1636879lel those hilary memes were so bad
the biden ones were pretty bad too tbh
wild how they stuff the fuck out of those big city ballot boxes
No.1636887
>>1636883>1. they are planning to just got full on banana republic tier rigging in every swing state and just have millions of fugazi ballots ready to gothis time, every vote counting station will shutdown at midnight with trump ahead, then kamala will make a YUGE comeback over the next 4 weeks as her votes keep comin in
No.1636888
so who is president rn?
No.1636890
>>1636888some unholy amalgamation of jill biden, obama, pelosi, and schumer mostly
No.1636892
>>1636888ITS HER
THE SUPREME ONE
MADAM PRESIDENT!chuddies btfo
No.1636898
>>1636877some lunatic fringe contingent isnt gonna change the fact that she got literally btfo by electoral college last time. most of the democrat voters hate her cuz of bernie getting cockblocked.
they need some young gun in there, yesterday, and they just dont got shit
their entire party has boxed itself in and made themselves p much un-electable imo. theyve virtue-signalled themselves into a corner, when at their core theyre still just a buncha white geriatrics who are pro-war and suck AIPAC dick. what modern lefty is gonna vote for that? thats why theyre all losing their fucking minds rn over this shit. theyre totally fuckt
No.1636904
>>1636903its true tho
itll literally never be more joever than this moment right here, right now
rememeber it
No.1636905
>>1636898>most of the democrat voters>implying either party gives a shit about their voters thoughts and opinionslel
trump might be the candidate that actually gives his voters what they want– the parties themselves are the most corrupt pieces of shit to ever walk this earth
No.1636909
>>1636905>the parties themselves are the most corrupt pieces of shit to ever walk this earthwell duh
thats why everyone wanted bernie v dup in 16
and thats why shilldawg self-btfo herself by forcing her way through anyways and berning out all the bernouts. it completely fucked her whole voter base. so many democrats either stayed home or voted for some memeshit lik stein in 2016
No.1636910
>>1636853ancient greeks and romans also knew better than to allow kikes into their governments
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that was quick
still no way in fuck kamala get the nomination
this is called a feint
newsom is the real attack
No.1636915
>>1636914who tf is this geek?
No.1636918
>>1636915some drama kid zoomer faggot who is literally a paid shill by the dnc to make tiktoks glazing joe biden 24/7
he is so cringe and embarrassing it borders on lolcow territory
No.1636919
>>1636914isn't this joe's only "real" young fan? lel
No.1636923
>>1636920never heard of him
No.1636924
looks lik a mysterious feller
No.1636925
>>1636914>newsom is the real attackis he tho? does anyone outside of california even know of or like the guy? he sends off crazy lizard vibes like even moreso than chuck schumer
No.1636926
you never know with these players to be named later. could be a pick or cash considerations in the end
No.1636927
>>1636925no not really
the one ones with national recognition already are kamala, hillary, bernie, and maybe pelosi
they couldn't possibly run anyone else
No.1636928
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH
LETS GO BRANDON
No.1636929
>>1636925i would assume if they want to win they run newsom
tuckers rnc speech was very good in that it alluded to the truth that there is a solid 40%+ of the voter base that will just vote blue even if a literal corpse is the nomination
i just cant seem them actually humming with harris for 2024
No.1636930
>>1636925>>1636929lol dup would crush this guy. imagine dup standing at the podium and explaining how newsom turned commifornia into a 3rd world shit hole with all the homelessness, crime, drugs, illegals etc
No.1636931
derica actually happening
No.1636934
>>1636930newsom would be able to actually go at trump with shit his writers room cooked up
j6, court cases, covid all would be good ways to fuck with trump
No.1636939
>>1636937it's okay he's playing 2D Jenga
No.1636941
>>1636937space force will get him reelected
neo-liberal moonbases powered by black transexual jewish super soldiers will begin rounding up the MAGAts under Commander Destiny's legion and shipped off to the sissy hypno cuckold camps
No.1636943
>>1636919its been confirmed they're paying him a boatload as an influencer lel
No.1636945
>>1636860theres a non zero chance heem gets eepy and says he's still running at some point
No.1636950
>>1636949biderp's co-chair went on news this morning and reinforced he was running
bro 100% stroked out or cummula wriggled the phone from his drooling mr burns hands
No.1636951
>>1636949lol
i still think this is all just kayfabe
trying to smokescreen so they can get blompf by any means necessary
No.1636953
>>1636951why would they be doing endless lawfare on blompf unless they really hated him
they could just be talking about endless lawfare if they wanted to fake it
No.1636956
stupid ameriniggers are a literal banana republic now
No.1636958
>>1636953no what i mean is they are faking the "UGU~ we didnt know he was going to drop out, we are soooooo-owo confused roflcopters"
its faking weakness when they are in truth they were completely united in getting biden the fuck out to get in a nominee who they hope will actually beat blompf
No.1636960
>>1636958oh. i mean i suspect there is going to be a real power struggle
no doubt the elites of the party have someone in mind, but they're gonna have to duke it out with the smaller factions under the pretense of giving choices to the electorate or wtever
No.1636961
>>1636952someone post the webm with her laughing non stop. that was creepy af
No.1636962
do teh blacks even lik kammy?
im p sure they dont
shes lik the whitest-lookin bish ever. even obongo was darker. and sheem also incarcerated black ppl at a legendary rate back when sheem was DA
No.1636964
>>1636962they vote black no matter how wack then call em coons in office
No.1636965
>>1636962they dont or else she would have done better in the primaries
a kamala nominee would guarantee a low black voter turnout which is very good for states like michigan, pennsylvannia, georgia, and wissconsin
now of course the blacks tha do vote will still vote 90%+ for blue man for gibs, but low turnout will be very good
No.1636973
>>1636967wtf are they even talking about?
when did dup say he was going to make getting a hysterectomy illegal?
No.1636975
>>1636962niggers HATE lightskins regardless
No.1636976
>>1636967>literal uterus removal>not just tying tubesjesus christ these fucking people are insane
removing organs left and right
No.1636979
>>1636973cat lady millennial women realizing they are out of the sexual value market place and they are not taking it well
No.1636982
>>1636947thats the best part about it tho, every single federal political figure absolutely deserves all the shit that gets thrown at them. forgetting your diabolical horseshit because of dementia isnt a valid excuse
No.1636984
>>1636956has been for 4 years get new material
No.1636987
>>1636964bruh she was literally ded last in the primaries the only reason she was picked for vp was because she sucked the right dicks. i kinda want some head from her too tbh those lips must be legendary if it carried her that far
No.1636988
>>1636987fr
she must suck a mean tbh, she grapefruit yo' dick
No.1636989
>>1636973dup never said half the shit they accuse him of
No.1636991
>>1636973if only a hysterectomy would remove the hysteria too
No.1637002
>>1636967good riddance as far as i'm concerned. dumbass cunts like them should be the last ones reproducing.
No.1637008
>>1637007astrology was made to make money off dumb whorbs
No.1637012
>>1637008uhhhmmmmm looks lik ur wrong?
No.1637013
>>1636987thought they didnt bother with primaries?
fr president kegel harris has a ring
No.1637016
>>1637012snopes debunked astrology sweetie
No.1637019
>>1637016astrology is racism for women
No.1637024
>>1637016uhmmm… like no?
i think they like debunked
astronomy or some gross nerd crap like that. ur just like confused cuz of all the big words or whatever
No.1637025
>>1637018wait
this works?
thought it needed a new line
No.1637026
neat
No.1637031
>>1637013>thought they didnt bother with primaries? they do. the difference from the cuckservatives is the dems have superdelegates that can decide to fuck over front runners they don't like (see bernie 2016 for a perfect example). otherwise they still have a bunch of people to start off with initially that get voted out over time
No.1637032
>>1637024shut up becky go rim chad or some shit
No.1637033
>>1637025yea i added that a couple months ago because people were crying about endchan having it but not here
honestly with how fucked up the markdown is on here i wouldn't be surprised if theres some sort of injection or xss vulnerability ive introduced. maybe you can find it :)
No.1637034
>>1637033u hav bug bounty?
No.1637035
>>1637033dont worry im sure poop pedophile is already on the case
No.1637037
>>1637034ill paypal you 50 bucks if you find a vulnerability and email it to me
>>1637035greatest hax0r in the world poopedo
No.1637038
>>1637033>couple of monthsbudy you back on the drink? its easily been at least a year, maybe two
No.1637040
>>1637038brother it all blends together
i catch myself saying "the other day" about shit that happened 3 years ago
No.1637045
>>1637031know about supahdegenerates, didnt know nigs voted primaries. cummomma scooted before results in 2020 so can only find bs polling
her statement makes me think the checkbooks are out and gonna be some fuckery at convention
great owl so far
No.1637049
>>1637032haha ew hah uhh
you think she's into rimming lol?
No.1637054
>>1637045>>1637046>They're actually running KamehamehaWorst idea possible. Older Democrats are racist against blacks, younger blacks are disillusioned with Democrats, older blacks and most moderate men won't vote for a woman, and they managed to choose the bitch who prosecuted people over drugs/got her job by suckin' cock.
They'd have been better off making Weekend at Biden's reality.
No.1637063
>>1637062>Notice anything?Both are completely illegible?
No.1637068
in a matchup between kamala and trump, is trump the blacker candidate ?
trump
>got shot
>convicted felon
>got multiple baby mommas
>got a rap sheet of crimes
>spends his money on expensive cars, clothes, and food
>loves twitter
kamala
>cop
>locked people up for weed
>loves all that homothug shit tryna buck break a nigga
>dick sucking hoe
>aint from the streets
>works dem whypipo jobs
>goes to dem whypipo schools
No.1637071
>>1637047LMAO
is this "still a nigga" guy ?
No.1637072
>>1637057yeh they'll shoe her in no matter what and then dare anyone to do anything about it. why wouldnt they when nothing happened last time aside from some wailing about two weeks and retarded q cult prophecies?
No.1637073
least thats what im betting a thousand dollars on. i coulda made a fuckload of money last election but i didnt bet
No.1637074
>>1637063most handwriting analcyst is pseud, but what it gets right is that the movements dont change
>R. is fucked. ok maybe dementia slop>B is on a mad one. no one goes from one stroke to two in a single letter without male vitality pills>his 'i' goes from starting at into 'B' at the bottom to a top start>last 'n' is completely diffpseud shit (that i vaguely remember and may have wrong)
>height of the final part; the start of 'i' and trail off on the end of 'n' going up indicates emotional emphasis on the signer. it's a declaration of something to prove and insecuritynigga prob had a severe one, but who tf knows 6 inches deep to weirdland
No.1637075
>>1637062the guy probly can't even draw a clock at this point, i wouldn't be surprise if he can hardly do a signature either
No.1637078
>>1637072ya. cosmically fucked that it's up to the paypal mafia faggots now, hat em
but faceberg has been irrelvant for years and zuck was still instrumental for '20
No.1637084
>>1637082i know its crazy
i cant believe he really said this
No.1637085
meme bernie into running
bet he could actually beat dup fair and square
No.1637088
>>1637082im so sorry mr president!
No.1637091
>>1637090lol
if this is real
they showed biderp footage of hunter chopping up a hooker and told him, how do you want to do this, easy or hard ?
No.1637095
>>1637093cringe
also big yikes sweety, i hope this guy puts cocks in his mouth and/or ass because "straight, white male in 2024" BIG YIKES lil oofie no thanks sis
communism is trans female black and indigenous, sweety
No.1637096
>>1637093>>1637094always with this flowery "muh working class" shit with commies and then they get power and "uhh ummm soooo >we're gonna do what the last government did and improve p much nothing and you dont even have the pretense of a choice anymore, k? sound good? no? have fun in gulag!"
No.1637098
>>1637093>american communist partyCan I make an Fascist American Party?
No.1637103
Soccer is fucking boring holy shit not even kameltoe harris sucking me off can make me watch that spart
No.1637108
>>1637103the players should be forced to wear glittery butterfly wings and short shorts as uniforms its more appropriate
No.1637109
>>1637108if they could smoke dust before matches they might be able to figure out how to stay standing after someone grabs their shirt
No.1637111
>>1637103you dont understand the power a blowie from kamala holds
you wouldn't last 1 minute
No.1637112
>>1637109i kinda wish there was a soccer tournament where the teams are dosed with a random drug right before the match begins without being told what it is or how strong the dose was
No.1637113
banana Republic ameritards
No.1637115
>>163701010 4 gud budy gonna pull into the flying j and smack around a lot lizard in rememberance
No.1637119
well hey they both had to take shots to the face to get where they are today
No.1637123
>>1637098It's called the Constitutionalist Party and they're p great fam.
No.1637124
>>1637112Just load them all on pervitin (meth) and let 'em run wild.
No.1637144
>>1637113soccer watching yurocommie cuckold
No.1637177
anti coomer bump
No.1637181
>>1637093>>1637094ohhhhh man i hope they do it
fucking go all out, field some gay trans indigenous commie that checks all the boxes, split the vote even more. give all the commies a bad case of bernout when the establishment candidate wins anyways
its perfect
this is how the DNC crashes with no survivors
No.1637183
>>1637124stims are p common in most sparts tbh
not hard to get prescribed amps nowadays, and most 5-panel tests dont distinguish between amphetamine types. you could prolly p ez just be taking other stuff on the side, and i bet a lot do
No.1637213
>>1637209lol rekt, hope she gets reemed
No.1637219
>>1637209cheetos looks like she is on the verge of tears
lmao
girlboss sisters….not like this
i hope she cracks under pressure, starts crying, gets all hysterical and just blurts out "I WAS JUST DOING WHAT THEY TOLD ME TOO" No.1637220
>>1637219nah she knows she's already gonna get fired, now it's just a matter of whther they decide to prosecute her for criminal negligence or not so she's giving all these vague answers that can't be used as evidence during her court case
No.1637221
>>1637209>>1637220There's one of these hearings every other week in congress. Until they actually hold these chucklefucks in contempt for witholding information it's just bread and circuses.
No.1637223
know what else is fucking nuts
assuming they stick with kamala, she still has a coin tosses chance of becoming the next president simply because of demographic changes
like she is guaranteed like 220 electoral votes because strongholds likes ny and california and most of the coastal states always going blue now
if there is like a few unexpected flips, she might just glide her way into the oval office, a literal sub triple digits IQ, pure DEI hire, a literal dick sucka hoe just given absolute control over the most powerful standing army and nuclear arsenal on the face of the earth
wild shit, i feel like they might be beta testing it with kamala if they stick with her, they want to see if they can just go right to one party rule now, where it doesnt matter who they throw out there the party will always win regardless, so they can just get literal puppets through way easier and hype up the proles with "here is the new great leader, trans black wombwyn, indigenous ftm wiccan, puppyplay latinx queer bottom"
No.1637225
>>1637223this aint no time to be beta testing
theyre p fucking fucked if they dont pull a literal miracle out of their ass
even all the liberal media talking heads seem to not know wtf to make of this shit. its completely unprecedented and a vary bad look to be lik "lol idk who tf to vote for" when general erections are only lik 100 days out
No.1637226
lik voter apathy is a p big deal
2016 it basically won blumpf lik half a dozen states cuz half the democrats voter base just stayed home
if they get some literally who as nominee theyre toast, and if they run some unlikeable cunt lik kammy, or some other generic politician, then dup will make mincemeat out of em.
No.1637231
>>1637220spruh an intern just vacated the presidency while also staying in power
cheeto pushed it off on the fbi repeatedly in testimony so y'know how thats gonna go. mayorkas is just as bad
amerikwa's near goal line of another bolshevik revolution with all the party favors. not hyperbolic
No.1637232
what is it with electing the unelectable these days
i mean we went from a nigger to an orange cheeto and then a literal potato. now we'll get a camel toe because reasons
No.1637233
>>1637223thought so to but lotta potential convention opponents are bowing and endorsing today. that whitmer twat's her campaign chair now
one party has been established since weather underground obombers terms tbh. feels like he's holding back an official endorsement until she swallows big mike on command
No.1637236
>>1637223>strongholds likes nysending a steady stream of migrants there might have opened some eyes
No.1637237
>>1637226ya theyre cooked if they play fair
>push fake polls non stop>fake erection in line with those<do smth about it bitch. wanna peacefully protest lik j6 again?prob gonna be a wild one
No.1637242
>>1637236most of the state doesnt vote blue
problem is da sauna is lik 16M right there, then buffalel, roc and cuse, and thats a couple more milli
so the rest of the state doesnt rly get a say in much of anything
No.1637244
>>1637242this isnt really that shocking
those red areas are like 70% or more white
but they fill the cities with turd worlders on the state dole and its pretty much locked up democrat rule forever, same thing goes for california most places outside of te cities are all majority red
>>1637225i dont think they really care tbh
they already leaked they have all kinds of fbi legal shenanigans planned to do to blompf should he win
plus i highly suspect they are anticipating a 2007 style market collapse in the next four years and probably would prefer it to happen on blompfs hands
plus a market collapse under republicans would almost guarantee them 8 years come 2028
No.1637246
>>1637242thats one of the biggest problems is how one or two city strongholds in a state can completely fuck everyone loving outside of them. like yah i get not as many people live in the countryside but its ridiculously absurd to have city faggots making the same laws to govern bumpkins living hundreds of miles away as they do to shit up their own hellholes.
also on top of this with increasing ypipo apathy and replacement comes an even more strained gibs system, the spics that actually do honest work can only hold up so much of that and reality would break if niggers actually contributed in any meaningful way. i think shit might start getting spicy soon, maybe not civil war levels but more like devolving into mexico where no one fucking cares about the government and gangs/cartels run shit in every major population center
No.1637251
>>1637247tbf it usually is kinda hard to just fucking sneak an AR into a major political event.
im still confused how no one noticed the kid had a fucking rifle in the first place
was it one of those super-operator foldable thangs?
No.1637254
>>1637246its even more retarded too when you zoom in further cuz even counties like erie and monroe, which are perpetually blue, can actually be p red
unsurprising given how overwhelmingly violent rochester and buffalel are but the suburbs dont rly count for that much in comparison w the actual city districts where NYS gets most of its electorates
No.1637257
>>1637246You p much summed up chiraq right there my man. That city rules Illinois, and the gangs run the city.
No.1637259
>>1637247god damn it
i cant find that aoc ai porn images compilation
No.1637261
>>1637256crazy how its still lethal at such a range
No.1637267
>>1637264i really hope he is actually dead or in a coma
and they just wheel his body out in front of a podium with a ipad duct taped to his face with a joe biden vtube avatar made with deepfake technology and just act like its him and everything is perfectly normal
he gives his first eloquent and well worded speech in the past four years
No.1637269
>>1637251he didn't sneak it in tho, the building wasn't in their radius even though it absolutely should've been
No.1637271
>>1637262why can't tiktoks just show what happened instead of adding shitty zoom effects and dramatic music and cropping it a dozen times and adding jpeg filters
No.1637272
>>1637268whoever runs this account, is a tremedous faggot
i have a feelings its jill
No.1637273
>>1637267lel just go all in dystopia. break out a bahston dynamics robot and have it flip in a mini skirt
guess bibi is meeting with drumpf now bidet cancelled, sniffy could be soup
still stuck on dear john on unofficial letterhead, tweeted on a sunday (couldve been a bitch in a diff state), no whitehouse.gub statement, no presser, dude just ghosted
No.1637274
>>1637272idk about now but was megan coyne
jersey bitch bc ofc
No.1637275
>>1637274do you think she had to suck on joe's pecker ?
No.1637278
>>1637257yah i actually had chicongo specifically in mind when i was making that post. >we might actually become sub-brazil tier if even half of the cunt goes in the same direction as illinois
No.1637281
>>1637271>why cant the app full of creators who make content aimed specifically at people hopped up on amphetamines not have a bunch of attention grabbing bullshitit is a mystery
No.1637282
new conspiry : he was shot by a sniper on the water tower 488 yds away
No.1637283
>>1637273fuck dude i hope bibble sucks up to dup so hard he alienates all the dems and then i hope dup still fuckin loses in a blatantly rigged election. it would be peak retard reality. retardality
No.1637284
>>1637269yea but still lik uhhhh wut?
youre at some major political event and you see some random lone geek w no friends just sorta wandering around the outskirts w his fucking assault rifle you should be a lil suspicious. nevermind if you were SS and specifically there being paid for security detail. thats fucking retarded how hard they dropped the ball. SS is a joke and they look actually retarded rn.
apparently you can just walk up ~200yds and waste anyone so long as your aim is gud
No.1637287
>>1637282hobo conspiribro did a vid on that akshually, havent watched it yet
https://youchu.be/watch?v=3Rr2n7rotrk No.1637291
>>1637283that but souprim court overrules rigging in december, libshits would be rabid (single issue voter)
tbf will never be a usgay erection that isnt deemed illegitimate by at least 1/3 of citizens again, the tard horizon is coming
No.1637294
>>1637277>request denied>here are our arbitrary and completely made up reasons why"freedom" of information isn't very free now is it
No.1637296
>>1637293ppl rly think thats gonna happen? why? has she said anything about it? i dont think you can just pull a presidential campaign out of your ass on a weekend whim
No.1637298
>>1637296crooked killary endorsed kamehameha, this could be seen as an attempted power move from the clits, since no one fucking asked them/her for any
No.1637299
>>1637296idgi either. hillary endorsed kamala, and shitbag eric holder *ptoo* is vetting her vp pick
No.1637300
>>1637298thats the stretchiest stretch ive ever streched
No.1637302
>>1637300not as stretchy as her pantsuit tho, crooked still pining for that madam prez title, her wrinkly dick is still hurtin' for it
No.1637304
>>1637301does he still have the strength and the will, to sniff her hair
No.1637305
>>1637301she must be p stoked tbh
imagine you clock out on friday, from literally the most worthless job in the entire world, then sunday afternoon you check the internet and see youre now running for president
No.1637306
>>1637302dude i rly rly rly fuckin doubt it
shes lik 80yo too, and sheem already pulled ALL the favors in 2016, when she actually still held substantial political power. only to get absolutely btfo by dup in a landslide. now sheem just some retired old bitch
No.1637308
>>1637306i'm not saying crooked will get a nomination or even a second sniff of kumala's kooch, i'm saying she's still got a wrinkly hardon for power and cackling
No.1637311
>>1637301bruh
what the fuck
this is some wizard of oz shit
No.1637312
>>1637305stock piklosi and king nig were spittin game on joey for awhile so sheem knew before, but ya helluvan upgrade right quick
dems drafting another gaffe machine was nice too, party of the people
No.1637313
>>1637311isn't that something all these shooters have in common
No.1637314
>>1637307so what ppl think hes just dead or something?
why wouldnt they just say that? it changes literally nothing and bidup dying from the coof wouldnt even be surprising
No.1637315
>>1637311ree tardy trained at Clairton Sportsmen’s Club too. heavy on glowies; DHS, ICE, kkkops
looks lik sick ranges setup
No.1637317
>>1637314idk mang but dems are resisting 25th and playing make believe after admitting hes a half a tard
mite b to pass a bunch of bs and blame him, bolidick move for camel to separate from his stained run, biderp's legacy, idfk. just weird af all round
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okay but….hear me out
No.1637321
budys >we dont have a president rn jos ded
No.1637325
>>1637318fake and nasty tbh but i can see why willy brown got his jollies
No.1637326
>>1637291damn that means the tardularity isnt far away
No.1637327
>>1637311oh well looks like he was a fuckin patsy like i initially said
they full on tried to glownigger dup and failed because of a slight head movement. life sure is funny sometimes
No.1637329
>>1637311honestly the entire SS debacle, everything around crooks, the stock short on drumpf stock, it all stinks
No.1637330
>>1637329oh i should also say:
>lawfare against trump>the pressing situation with bidup>bidup abrupt resignation soon after No.1637331
>>1637226>implying they wont just count votes for however many weeks it takes to print them offlmfao dude they literally closed hte fucking polls at midnight and opened with big ass bumps
they're not going to lose to trump. blatant stuffing be damned
No.1637333
>>1637331teslon muskman's money donorship might be used for lawyers to make sure no hanging chadcocks , zombie voting, or mysteriously missing ballot boxes and shieet, we'll see if that has an effect, demps are itching to cheat more than a chink school
No.1637334
>>1637246>mexicowe'll be brazil, bro.
even brazillians are admitting this
No.1637335
>>1637261>>1637256big boolets hit hard
what they didn't say was that at that range, its basically becomes a coin toss. luck becomes more important than skill
the guy has probly shot at targets hundreds of times and missed. likely he only had the opportunities to try because the frontlines are so static in the ukraine
No.1637338
>>1637307>on the rec[ording]uhhhhhhh
im waiting for them to have bidup on facetime then as they're talking to him an intern moves the mouse and reveals the windows media player progress bar at the bottom
No.1637339
>>1637338face filter tech has improved a lot too, maybe an UWU bidup filter can rally the votes to kweeen kamehameha
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this guy, politely taps you on your shoulder while you are on the way home from the trump rally with your gf, he asks you to cite your sources on why you support trump….how do you respond ?
No.1637342
>>1637341>how do you respond I step on his foot and push him
No.1637343
>>1637341i drive a car tho
No.1637349
>>1637334same shit, the government doesnt matter there either and gangs run everything
No.1637350
>>1637341tbh i
really hat anyone that casually wears political clothing around town idc what name is on it. also how are his arms that thin that goes beyond simply never lifting anything his diet is fucked up or something
No.1637365
>>1637364>the honorable bumblefuck traitor chitlensthere is nothing honorable about that bepisco agent
No.1637374
fucking lel
jimmy carter is gonna outlive biden
No.1637384
>plagiarizes and embellishes dup assassination
this brave hero couldn't handle the stress of defending usa from actual fascism
No.1637386
Hearing reports Biden is on his deathbed. Man, they killed him damn quick after forging his signature.
No.1637391
why did they do all the resignation shit if he just gonna be ded neway tho
idgi. WHY do all this shit if hes just about to be made to wake up ded?????????????? if he ded then kumalat can undo any of the weird power delegation that just took place if sheem so pleases, is it sum kinda cover so sheem dont gotta do that knowin full well that doin such would look weird as fuck for her to do after becoming pres and also she aint gud enough to have that power in the first place,??? idfgi this makes no sense unless the gov rly is just a circus of retarded idiots which makes the most sense
No.1637396
>>1637371what does this do with ukraine?
No.1637398
>if bidup ded then kamdup will be pres 47
<dup 47 merch becomes collectible, maybe $$$
>if bidup ded then states that have laws about you cant change ur dude this late will allow new candidate to take his place afaiu
No.1637417
the dudes in his fuckin 80s, has dementia, has been pumped full of god knows how many meds to keep him shambling around for 4 years, and hes had his own people nearly constantly harassing and pushing him in one direction or the other which clearly terrified him on multiple occasions. sometimes people die after you put them through a ton of shit, and if it looks like a fucking stupid move on behalf of some grand conspiracy then it probably wasnt part of a plan and the old man is just dying of old man shit.
No.1637420
im p sure you guys are just getting clowned on tbh
who said he was ded? some gay tabloid?
No.1637421
>>1637391also this
they couldve just said heem was ded on sunday, instead of apparently doing all this fake and gay shit only to then turn around and kill him on monday?
nah you guys are gettin clowned on again
No.1637423
maybe he died of a broken heart?
No.1637427
>>1637391>idfgi this makes no sense unless the gov rly is just a circus of retarded idiots which makes the most sensepretty much
gov is a gorillion different groups with their own agenda and way of doing things, who knows why they do anything
No.1637428
>>1637374heem turns 100 in October
No.1637432
fug man i hope joe hangs on for just a little bit longer or they don't actually pillow him
no womyn gonna be my president
No.1637449
>>1637280thank you pig farmer
No.1637450
>>1637432ye hope dup has musk break out the lost atlantis tech
funeral? throw a hologram presser in times square
No.1637451
>>1637420ez to look up its "verified sources"
they bet their account, and this admin is full pravda
choose your own adventure reality
No.1637454
>>1637426>prez who broke the curse was reaganahhhhhhGHOST, i kneel
No.1637472
>>1637417orange cheeto man is 78 and he don't act half as retarded as brandon
No.1637489
>>1637472prolly because he doesnt have fuckin alzheimers
No.1637503
>>1637467so her entire campaign is just gonna be pandering to zoomies without understanding anything about them, even though they are the simplest most retarded generation ever conceived and your average bacteria has greater intelligence than all of them combined
yo kamala be straight bussin fr fr goofy ahh cumdump harris no cap fr fr 💀
No.1637507
>>1637504meant the gay.i. test sites
looks lik op of that vid was havin a laff
No.1637509
>>1637503foids are going to osmosis the cackle en masse
authoritarian cat ladies would evolve from confused presumption of power to an assured air of resolute domination
she must be stopped at all costs
No.1637511
has bidup been seen today??
No.1637515
>>1637502honestly
i thought the same thing
his "call" into kamala was waaaaay too eloquent and well worded
biden hasnt been able to finish a complete sentence for like 2+ years now
No.1637528
maek the new thread
No.1637636
>>1637420when the fuck was the last time anyones seen him?
he withdrew his fucking nomination by TWITTER post ffs
even that morning his aides were steadfast that he was staying in the race
its bizarre, either way.