No.1667280
>>1667096>Adelaideyou need to get laid
No.1670111
indiana supr powr 2025
No.1672088
sidne now. wher filfy barati crik carear is of enden
No.1672092
u lik crik budy?
No.1672108
bhaRAT sisters NO
No.1672742
Indian shitters lost. Again.
No.1673144
>>1673013>post new listing to replace guy i fired>80% of my applicants are indian, 50% are in india>other 25% are in local schools>last 25% are applying from canadawtf lmao, like i've been seeing and uptick in this shit for the last year but this is ridiculous now that the majority of my applications are from people not even in the country
No.1673147
>>1673144GUUUUD MORNEG SAAAAAAAR
No.1673151
>>1672763this is worse than "niggas" in paris
No.1673152
>>1673147>good morning sarrs, i am mechanicals engineer from karataka please see my skills>Agile>MATLAB>Outlook>CATIA>Python>product management>compliance>MS Office>cross-functional>SolidWorks>C++>documentation>ABAQUS>critical for managing competing priorities in technical support roles.>time management>Revit>ANSYS>Effective multitasking and prioritization abilities>Demonstrated self-motivation, adaptability and fast learning capabilities, ensuring quick integration into new working environments.
>interpersonal skills>.NET>PowerPoint>project management>Six Sigma: Green Belt>Git>AutoCAD >communication skills>Visual Studios>JMP>Excel>CAD>Mechanical Engineering>Mechanical knowledge>Mechanical design>Communication skills>GD&T>Assembly>Product development>Electrical experience >Manufacturing >System design >Analysis skills No.1673153
>Revit
>Creo
>Microsoft Office
>Programmable logic controllers
>Microsoft Project
>Leadership
>Hyperion
>Welding
>HVAC design
>Schematics
>Pro/ENGINEER
>Simulink
>CAD
>Revit
>Assembly
>CAD
>Revit
>Communication skills
>Image processing
>Electrical wiring
>Soldering
>National Environmental Policy Act
>Environmental planning
>CIS
>Microsoft Office
No.1673154
>Civil engineering
>Revit
FUCKING FALSE POSITIVES
No.1673155
>>1673152fuck I need to get out of engineering. HR whorbs are gonna go wild for these """"""""geniuses""""""
No.1673156
>Minitab
>2D animation
>Programmable logic controllers
No.1673157
fucking hell dude theres more but i theres too many C's and P's in close proximity
No.1673158
>Robotics
>CAM rogramming
>CNC
>Time management
>ER systems
>Creo
>CNC rogramming
>CAM rogramming
No.1673159
but yes thats an actual copy paste, with minor edits to make greentext
50% of my applications are this shit, and my HR lady somehow thinks a fucking 4 page resume of repetitious single bullet point nonsense is a REALLY GOOD SIGN this guy should get fasttracked
No.1673160
>>1673155come work for me my office is BASED and REDPILLED
No.1673161
Hi spartman
i see you need good applicant?
i will do the needful and apply right away
thank you have good day
No.1673163
>>1673159fr lmao
i could apply like half of that shit to my own resume and i don't even have a degree. i should just go get a heavy spray tan, buy a turban, practice a thick poo accent and apply to one of these jobs. i mean there's no way i can do a worse job than an indian right?
No.1673164
>>1673163sirs are you doing critical for managing competing priorities in technical support roles??
are you sirrs???
THAN NO I DONT THINK INDIAN ARE OF WORSE JOBS THAN YOU BASTARD BITCH No.1673206
>>1673144>>1673152>>1673153dudder should hire some of them as mods, i bet they lik criket too
No.1673213
>>1673164not only can i do that but i can CAD CAD autoCAD MS office documentation multitask powerpoint product management product management mechanical knowledge microsoft office microsoft project microsoft office analysis skills time management
REDEEM MY GOCK IN YOUR MOTHERS VAGENE YUO RUPEELESS SON OF WHORE PAKDOGwas microsoft office and CAD actually on his list 3 times?
No.1673227
>>1673213HR mostly just throws your application into an AI that looks for keywords so you can literally make a white page of random keywords that are never in your (visible) resume and it'll bump you to the top of the list. Half of job-hunting is just figuring out which codewords to abuse (especially for civilian contractor shit which uses special designations/certifications to refer to industry standards) and the other half is convincing the interviewer that you aren't a lazy sack of shit.
No.1673284
>>1673159if i applied at your company, could i fap half the day with out the risk of losing my job?
No.1673299
>>1673227wtf i could prolly unironically get hired there if they don't demand proof of a degree then. i'm great at interviews and bullshitting on a resume. i'm also not lazy either. fuck man i should go try and bamboozle my way into a comfy office job just for the hell of it if HRs are actually that stupid
No.1673303
>>1673284only if you do it on company laptop
No.1673319
>>1673299>if they don't demand proof of a degree theni've never asked for proof of degree lmao
i ask a few technical questions and have a conversation about it– i can gauge their understanding in about 5 minutes
No.1673320
>>1673284no i'd fire you. only i get the privilege.
No.1673324
>>1673152>>1673153>all this but no skills in java programmingvery bad no use people
No.1673337
If you have to advertise for a position you've already failed.
No.1673353
some more quality applicants
>BACHELOR OF ENGINEERING IN AUTOMBILE ENGINEERING
>Karpaga Vinayaga College of Engineering & Technology | Chennai, India
HELLO SIRS I AM AUTOMBILE ENGINER PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
No.1673356
>>1673345If it's your company or someone's you know. Just hire from your social, work or family networks.
No.1673358
>>1673356any other retarded hot takes?
No.1673371
>>1673144Why did you fire that guy?
No.1673385
>>1673358It's literally what everyone does unless you work for some regional/megacorp. Nobody hires people off the streets unless they're fresh interns from the local community college willing to work for 30% less than the rando with experience.
No.1673386
>>1673371Probably a lazy motherfucker that needed to get fired months ago but spartman was too busy to worry about losing money on his dumb ass.
No.1673388
>>1673353At this point the only foreign colleges I trust are German or Russian, or if it's a trade school Poland/UK are alright. Even Japanese colleges are a fucking joke.
No.1673395
>>1673356that's just nepotism not some grand failure on anyone's part tho
No.1673399
>>1673388why the germ man ones specifically? the russian ones i can kinda understand bc there's probably a general lack of mind virus curriculum but germoney has been ground zero for a lot of cancerous bullshit thanks to merklel and fags like her infesting their society
or are germans just so autistic when it comes to practical knowledge that they can power through that kind of shit in their schools with little damage to the students' overall competence?
No.1673404
>>1673399Germ schools are autism schools. The social sciences are cancer but the STEMshit is very hardline autism STEMshit with no added crap
No.1673413
>>1673401shut up fag chad the big balding alpha sissies are talking
>>1673404>no added crapi'm aware burger schools add cancer to the hard sciences but i've always wondered
how you add diversity to fuckin physics?
No.1673436
>>1673413>but i've always wondered how you add diversity to fuckin physics?That's how they make it a 4 year degree. Physics is a 3 year degree with 1 year of electives. Schools require you to take very specific electives so that at least 12-15 credit hours on your transcript are specifically DEI social studies (like you aren't allowed to take psychology or golf management shit you HAVE to take MarxShit and music courses/language courses don't count as alts).
No.1673444
>>1673436are there ways of just taking the useful classes and then proving you know your shit to an employer without outright lying about having a degree? guess that's where the nepotism would come into play
No.1673445
>>1673436ask me how i know you never went to a real college
No.1673446
>>1673445he didn't talk about sucking as much cock as you right?
No.1673449
>spend multiple posts crying about the conversation
>get called a homo once
>y so mad
wew yah this kind of behavior can only come from someone that was built in the colleges of sodom and gomorrah
No.1673459
>>1673445I did go to a real college. One famous for physics (masters, not doctorates). I was going to change my degree from engineering to physics before realizing this travesty. Computer Science was even worse. This was back in 2015.
No.1673464
>>1673450no just you specifically crybabby
No.1673467
>>1673466spro i don't know why you are so hostile about this i dropped out to become a greasemonkey with an associates of applied science in electricity/robotics
literally have the 2025 requirements right here they actually lessened the DEI requirements but it's right fucking there in the transcripts
No.1673471
>>1673467he's just being a nigger for replies, probably had a bad day and wants to faggot at >us to feew bettew abouwt his booboo day :(
all his posts are just vague insults
No.1673472
>>1673467yeah i took erectives too and none of them had DIEshit in them and this was after your time. i took some random 101 classes on the creation of the universe and figure drawing. be more specific than "muh marxshit".
No.1673474
>>1673458lotsa curry backing up there
No.1673476
>>1673472Maybe you were lucky and went to a 2-bit school I dunno dude.
It was well known among the Physics majors that because of the specific electives you were allowed to take you had to take the DEIshit as prerequisites in order to get into your core electives that weren't DEIshit and you could only take half of your elective coursework as figure drawing shit before having to do shit like cultural anthropology or gender studies.
Then again that school had a focus on degree-railroading people from bachelors into masters, which is why general physics got split up into three courses (electromagnetism and waves separately where most schools combine them into one class).
No.1673478
>>1673444That's the thing about science degrees. Nobody gives a shit if you don't have the piece of paper.
Well I mean you can build a portfolio but you have to get an employer to actually read your portfolio. At that point it's easier to bring a CAD-hand hooked to servos with you to the interview and have it crawl across the table or do a monkey trick to make the businessman think you're an egghead (which you are but probably not the type he's thinking of).
No.1673495
>>1673478well i am interested in getting into CAD
No.1673509
I also studied physics and the whole freshman body was required to do things like read they poured fire on us from the sky, didn't matter what major you had
and this was over a decade ago at a male dominated engineering focused school, can't imagine with esg or dei it's gotten better
No.1673555
>>1673386winner winner
>>1673436>>1673476this is true tbh
i dont remember how many credits i had at grad
like 120-130?? but only about half of them had any engineering relevance, and the general ed stuff was 50% literal marxism of the frankfurt school variety, and so piss easy bottom denominator that i didn't study for a single one and got As on nearly all of them
also like you said, there was a requirement to take a minimum number of
>social justice>ethnic studies>environmental """""science"""""category courses. i dont remember the exact number but i think it was in the range of 20 credits
>>1673471i can go through my transcripts and name the courses if you wish– i remember i took Asian American studies
thinking at least there would be asiansthere werentexcept a couples HAPAs who whined about being confused at all times lelalso professor ended up being some whinging filipino hipster who was in an open relationship with his girlfriend/mother of his child and he would go into tirades about his trump supporting border patrol brother LMAO No.1674524
>>1673515He is making that shit up it in the moment. The only question that he asks to the HR emplooyes that hire people is "Is he a non-white outside of the USA?" for that sweet sweet non-american employee discount.
No.1674561
>>1673515no
this is fucking retarded
this is "put that sigma song on" over it bait for low iq dumbies who click on videos "ONE SECRET ALL BILLIONAIRES HAVE IN COMMON" and think they are the next bill gates
No.1674991
>>1674561it's pretty clever in that autistic ruleslawyer technically-not-lying kind of way
if you tell me your entire life story I'll know whether or not to hire you but we'll be stuck in this room for the next 3 days