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File: 1733415318080.jpg (46.75 KB, 474x473, 474:473, ilikcrik.jpg)

 No.1667096

Criket in Adelaide. Australia vs India. 2nd Test.

 No.1667098

File: 1733415432331.webm (2.83 MB, 488x406, 244:203, death to australia.webm)

hat australia

 No.1667280

>>1667096
>Adelaide
you need to get laid

 No.1670111

indiana supr powr 2025

 No.1670115

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next is the boxing day test match

 No.1670130

>>1667280
*laide

 No.1672088

sidne now. wher filfy barati crik carear is of enden

 No.1672092

u lik crik budy?

 No.1672108

bhaRAT sisters NO

 No.1672742

Indian shitters lost. Again.

 No.1672763

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bonjour i am from pondicherry

 No.1673013

File: 1736339800224.mp4 (6.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HE REDEEMED THE CARD.mp4)

WHY DID YOU REDEEM

 No.1673144

>>1673013
>post new listing to replace guy i fired
>80% of my applicants are indian, 50% are in india
>other 25% are in local schools
>last 25% are applying from canada
wtf lmao, like i've been seeing and uptick in this shit for the last year but this is ridiculous now that the majority of my applications are from people not even in the country

 No.1673147

>>1673144
GUUUUD MORNEG SAAAAAAAR

 No.1673149

File: 1736393205900.mp4 (22.66 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Tunak Tunak Tun.mp4)


 No.1673151

>>1672763
this is worse than "niggas" in paris

 No.1673152

>>1673147
>good morning sarrs, i am mechanicals engineer from karataka please see my skills
>Agile
>MATLAB
>Outlook
>CATIA
>Python
>product management
>compliance
>MS Office
>cross-functional
>SolidWorks
>C++
>documentation
>ABAQUS
>critical for managing competing priorities in technical support roles.
>time management
>Revit
>ANSYS
>Effective multitasking and prioritization abilities
>Demonstrated self-motivation, adaptability and fast learning capabilities, ensuring quick integration
into new working environments.
>interpersonal skills
>.NET
>PowerPoint
>project management
>Six Sigma: Green Belt
>Git
>AutoCAD
>communication skills
>Visual Studios
>JMP
>Excel
>CAD
>Mechanical Engineering
>Mechanical knowledge
>Mechanical design
>Communication skills
>GD&T
>Assembly
>Product development
>Electrical experience
>Manufacturing
>System design
>Analysis skills

 No.1673153

>Revit
>Creo
>Microsoft Office
>Programmable logic controllers
>Microsoft Project
>Leadership
>Hyperion
>Welding
>HVAC design
>Schematics
>Pro/ENGINEER
>Simulink
>CAD
>Revit
>Assembly
>CAD
>Revit
>Communication skills
>Image processing
>Electrical wiring
>Soldering
>National Environmental Policy Act
>Environmental planning
>CIS
>Microsoft Office

 No.1673154

>Civil engineering
>Revit


FUCKING FALSE POSITIVES

 No.1673155

>>1673152
fuck I need to get out of engineering. HR whorbs are gonna go wild for these """"""""geniuses""""""

 No.1673156

>Minitab
>2D animation
>Programmable logic controllers

 No.1673157

fucking hell dude theres more but i theres too many C's and P's in close proximity

 No.1673158

>Robotics
>CAM rogramming
>CNC
>Time management
>ER systems
>Creo
>CNC rogramming
>CAM rogramming

 No.1673159

but yes thats an actual copy paste, with minor edits to make greentext
50% of my applications are this shit, and my HR lady somehow thinks a fucking 4 page resume of repetitious single bullet point nonsense is a REALLY GOOD SIGN this guy should get fasttracked

 No.1673160

>>1673155
come work for me my office is BASED and REDPILLED

 No.1673161

Hi spartman
i see you need good applicant?
i will do the needful and apply right away
thank you have good day

 No.1673163

>>1673159
fr lmao
i could apply like half of that shit to my own resume and i don't even have a degree. i should just go get a heavy spray tan, buy a turban, practice a thick poo accent and apply to one of these jobs. i mean there's no way i can do a worse job than an indian right?

 No.1673164

>>1673163
sirs are you doing critical for managing competing priorities in technical support roles??
are you sirrs???
THAN NO I DONT THINK INDIAN ARE OF WORSE JOBS THAN YOU BASTARD BITCH

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 No.1673206

>>1673144
>>1673152
>>1673153
dudder should hire some of them as mods, i bet they lik criket too

 No.1673213

>>1673164
not only can i do that but i can CAD CAD autoCAD MS office documentation multitask powerpoint product management product management mechanical knowledge microsoft office microsoft project microsoft office analysis skills time management
REDEEM MY GOCK IN YOUR MOTHERS VAGENE YUO RUPEELESS SON OF WHORE PAKDOG
was microsoft office and CAD actually on his list 3 times?

 No.1673227

>>1673213
HR mostly just throws your application into an AI that looks for keywords so you can literally make a white page of random keywords that are never in your (visible) resume and it'll bump you to the top of the list. Half of job-hunting is just figuring out which codewords to abuse (especially for civilian contractor shit which uses special designations/certifications to refer to industry standards) and the other half is convincing the interviewer that you aren't a lazy sack of shit.

 No.1673284

>>1673159
if i applied at your company, could i fap half the day with out the risk of losing my job?

 No.1673299

>>1673227
wtf i could prolly unironically get hired there if they don't demand proof of a degree then. i'm great at interviews and bullshitting on a resume. i'm also not lazy either. fuck man i should go try and bamboozle my way into a comfy office job just for the hell of it if HRs are actually that stupid

 No.1673303

>>1673284
only if you do it on company laptop

 No.1673318

>>1673213
>was microsoft office and CAD actually on his list 3 times?
yes LMAO

 No.1673319

>>1673299
>if they don't demand proof of a degree then
i've never asked for proof of degree lmao
i ask a few technical questions and have a conversation about it– i can gauge their understanding in about 5 minutes

 No.1673320

>>1673284
no i'd fire you. only i get the privilege.

 No.1673324

>>1673152
>>1673153
>all this but no skills in java programming
very bad no use people

 No.1673327

File: 1736474780159.jpeg (26.5 KB, 481x637, 37:49, yanderedev.jpeg)

just hire yanderedev

 No.1673337

If you have to advertise for a position you've already failed.

 No.1673345

>>1673337
explain

 No.1673353

some more quality applicants
>BACHELOR OF ENGINEERING IN AUTOMBILE ENGINEERING
>Karpaga Vinayaga College of Engineering & Technology | Chennai, India
HELLO SIRS I AM AUTOMBILE ENGINER PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL

 No.1673356

>>1673345
If it's your company or someone's you know. Just hire from your social, work or family networks.

 No.1673358

>>1673356
any other retarded hot takes?

 No.1673371

>>1673144
Why did you fire that guy?

 No.1673385

>>1673358
It's literally what everyone does unless you work for some regional/megacorp. Nobody hires people off the streets unless they're fresh interns from the local community college willing to work for 30% less than the rando with experience.

 No.1673386

>>1673371
Probably a lazy motherfucker that needed to get fired months ago but spartman was too busy to worry about losing money on his dumb ass.

 No.1673388

>>1673353
At this point the only foreign colleges I trust are German or Russian, or if it's a trade school Poland/UK are alright. Even Japanese colleges are a fucking joke.

 No.1673395

>>1673356
that's just nepotism not some grand failure on anyone's part tho

 No.1673399

>>1673388
why the germ man ones specifically? the russian ones i can kinda understand bc there's probably a general lack of mind virus curriculum but germoney has been ground zero for a lot of cancerous bullshit thanks to merklel and fags like her infesting their society
or are germans just so autistic when it comes to practical knowledge that they can power through that kind of shit in their schools with little damage to the students' overall competence?

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 No.1673404

>>1673399
Germ schools are autism schools. The social sciences are cancer but the STEMshit is very hardline autism STEMshit with no added crap

 No.1673413

>>1673401
shut up fag chad the big balding alpha sissies are talking
>>1673404
>no added crap
i'm aware burger schools add cancer to the hard sciences but i've always wondered how you add diversity to fuckin physics?

 No.1673436

>>1673413
>but i've always wondered how you add diversity to fuckin physics?
That's how they make it a 4 year degree. Physics is a 3 year degree with 1 year of electives. Schools require you to take very specific electives so that at least 12-15 credit hours on your transcript are specifically DEI social studies (like you aren't allowed to take psychology or golf management shit you HAVE to take MarxShit and music courses/language courses don't count as alts).

 No.1673444

>>1673436
are there ways of just taking the useful classes and then proving you know your shit to an employer without outright lying about having a degree? guess that's where the nepotism would come into play

 No.1673445

>>1673436
ask me how i know you never went to a real college

 No.1673446

>>1673445
he didn't talk about sucking as much cock as you right?

 No.1673447

File: 1736528296156.png (576.69 KB, 720x720, 1:1, fag hat.png)

>>1673446
why so mad faggot?

 No.1673449

>spend multiple posts crying about the conversation
>get called a homo once
>y so mad
wew yah this kind of behavior can only come from someone that was built in the colleges of sodom and gomorrah

 No.1673450

File: 1736529355662.png (308.25 KB, 499x516, 499:516, Professional Retard.png)

>>1673449
>everyone who disagrees with me is a closeted homosexual
you have a really weird fascination with penis please go back to the anime thread where you belong

 No.1673458

Did someone say Aus vs India?

 No.1673459

>>1673445
I did go to a real college. One famous for physics (masters, not doctorates). I was going to change my degree from engineering to physics before realizing this travesty. Computer Science was even worse. This was back in 2015.

 No.1673464

>>1673450
no just you specifically crybabby

 No.1673466

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>>1673459
oh so you're a theoretical engineer talking out of your ass then and making up pol-tier ragebait for (you)s on fucking spee of all places

 No.1673467

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>>1673466
spro i don't know why you are so hostile about this i dropped out to become a greasemonkey with an associates of applied science in electricity/robotics
literally have the 2025 requirements right here they actually lessened the DEI requirements but it's right fucking there in the transcripts

 No.1673471

>>1673467
he's just being a nigger for replies, probably had a bad day and wants to faggot at >us to feew bettew abouwt his booboo day :(
all his posts are just vague insults

 No.1673472

>>1673467
yeah i took erectives too and none of them had DIEshit in them and this was after your time. i took some random 101 classes on the creation of the universe and figure drawing. be more specific than "muh marxshit".

 No.1673474

>>1673458
lotsa curry backing up there

 No.1673476

>>1673472
Maybe you were lucky and went to a 2-bit school I dunno dude.
It was well known among the Physics majors that because of the specific electives you were allowed to take you had to take the DEIshit as prerequisites in order to get into your core electives that weren't DEIshit and you could only take half of your elective coursework as figure drawing shit before having to do shit like cultural anthropology or gender studies.
Then again that school had a focus on degree-railroading people from bachelors into masters, which is why general physics got split up into three courses (electromagnetism and waves separately where most schools combine them into one class).

 No.1673478

>>1673444
That's the thing about science degrees. Nobody gives a shit if you don't have the piece of paper.
Well I mean you can build a portfolio but you have to get an employer to actually read your portfolio. At that point it's easier to bring a CAD-hand hooked to servos with you to the interview and have it crawl across the table or do a monkey trick to make the businessman think you're an egghead (which you are but probably not the type he's thinking of).

 No.1673495

>>1673478
well i am interested in getting into CAD

 No.1673509

I also studied physics and the whole freshman body was required to do things like read they poured fire on us from the sky, didn't matter what major you had
and this was over a decade ago at a male dominated engineering focused school, can't imagine with esg or dei it's gotten better

 No.1673515

File: 1736548925616.mp4 (1.72 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback.mp4)

>Elon Musk talks about hiring: "Only ask two questions, and you can tell the level of competence."
>tell me your life story, the decisions you made and why
>tell me the most difficult problems you worked on and how you solved them
Is he right?

 No.1673517

>>1673515
>hi elon
>i born in southern punjab where we hate dirty paki
>i decide become professional java developer as it is best language
>i once encounter program using for and while loops, i do the needful and replace with thousands of single variable for extra speed and portability
>please do the hiring

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 No.1673555

>>1673386
winner winner
>>1673436
>>1673476
this is true tbh
i dont remember how many credits i had at grad like 120-130?? but only about half of them had any engineering relevance, and the general ed stuff was 50% literal marxism of the frankfurt school variety, and so piss easy bottom denominator that i didn't study for a single one and got As on nearly all of them
also like you said, there was a requirement to take a minimum number of
>social justice
>ethnic studies
>environmental """""science"""""
category courses. i dont remember the exact number but i think it was in the range of 20 credits
>>1673471
i can go through my transcripts and name the courses if you wish– i remember i took Asian American studies thinking at least there would be asians
there werent
except a couples HAPAs who whined about being confused at all times lel
also professor ended up being some whinging filipino hipster who was in an open relationship with his girlfriend/mother of his child and he would go into tirades about his trump supporting border patrol brother LMAO

 No.1674524

>>1673515
He is making that shit up it in the moment. The only question that he asks to the HR emplooyes that hire people is "Is he a non-white outside of the USA?" for that sweet sweet non-american employee discount.

 No.1674561

>>1673515
no
this is fucking retarded

this is "put that sigma song on" over it bait for low iq dumbies who click on videos "ONE SECRET ALL BILLIONAIRES HAVE IN COMMON" and think they are the next bill gates

 No.1674811

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Did churchill like pakistan?

 No.1674991

>>1674561
it's pretty clever in that autistic ruleslawyer technically-not-lying kind of way
if you tell me your entire life story I'll know whether or not to hire you but we'll be stuck in this room for the next 3 days



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