No.1669908
>>1669904>menstrual cycle tracker H'WAT>gay marriage annulment officer lel what a job title. what do you even do just file gayboi paperwork when some bald alpha sissies get tired of each other?
No.1669956
>>1669714nigger got arrested
>Influencer who filmed himself spraying insect killer on Walmart produce, arrested by the Mesa Police Department.
>27-year-old Charles Smith grabbed the pesticide off the shelf without paying for it before filming himself poisoning the produce.
>“He then sprayed the pesticide on various produce items, including vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase. Smith filmed his face, the pesticide can and the act of spraying. He later posted the video online,” a police statement said.
>Smith was booked into jail and slapped with charges including introducing poison, criminal damage, endangerment and theft.
>Smith is known for his public “/sp/ranks” which he shares to his social media accounts. No.1669968
apparently sumthin happened with honey
that coupon extension every jewtuber was shilling for years
No.1669969
>>1669904it rly shows where ppls heads were at, that they ever managed to convince themselves that this shit was legit
on both sides. for the fearful, it makes some sense. theyre dumb, theyve been dumb, and moreover, they are vary afraid.
but for the 4chang knuckledraggers, groypers, those kinds, who prolly still dont even realize it was joke. rly shows the ideological incestuous-ness of both sides
No.1669970
>>1669968ppl who buy shit from youtubers who are clearly just getting paid to shill [insert product/service] deserve everything coming to them imo
No.1669973
>>1669968ha
so i guess in addition to not actually giving you the best deals
no fuckin shit, its owned by paypal it also poaches the youtubers shilling their affiliate links
it literally pop-unders a new tab which overrides their affiliate cookies at the last step of checkout
lmfao
git fuckin rekt nerds
No.1669976
>elon hates israel now
>dup still mad at bibi over stringing him along over a two-state solution then instantly dumping him for biden
hating israel is cool now
No.1669978
>>1669976>hating israel is cool nowits def the right political position. both literally, and just for posturing purposes
man i was at this party the other night w tons of normies and its getting wild out there rn. everyone talking about zionists in both parties of the US govt. fucking literal blue-hairs talking about "well at least he didnt start two wars last time"
its never been this joever for israel
No.1669979
>>1669978>starting a three-front war just to avoid going to jail for briberyi honestly can't think of anything more jewish
No.1669984
>Fearing Arrest, Netanyahu Reportedly to Skip Auschwitz Liberation's 80th Anniversary in Poland
>The Polish report cited Poland's Deputy FM as saying that his country 'is committed to respecting' the World Court's decisions.
man >we missed some real kino with that arrest
imagine pics/vids of bibi in chains at auschwitz, struggling against armed guards while being escorted into a "temporary holding cell" that was an old prisoner barrack
PROTIP: dont tell the person youre trying to arrest that youre trying to arrest them
No.1669986
>>1669984the wooden doors though, they wouldnt have been able to hold him
No.1669988
>>1669984they just wanted to give him a shower, do some dental work, then he could go for a swim in the pool afterwards or see the new charlie chaplain movie
No.1669995
>>1669984>ProtipAlmost 3% of Poland's population are bonafide kikes it was a warning if anything
No.1669997
>>1669984>dont tell the person youre trying to arrest that youre trying to arrest thembibbly ten yoohoos most likely has frens in every single western gubmint and prolly many non-western gubmints that would tip him off regardless, mossad and see eye gays tentacles stretch vary far and for all their retardation and insane psychopathy they're p gud at getting the word out when they want to
No.1670005
i guess they found assads sons or whoever maher al-assad is i cant member speed factory?
internet says fenethyline, which basically just amp. ive heard festies have that shit sometimes, theyll say its mdma so they can rip ppl off. i also remember talking to some lebanese guy who said it was a rly big street drug all across the mideast
guess you gotta beat the sanctions somehow. someone mustve watched breaking bad
what is it with ppl in the desert and making uppers anyways?
some kinda gonspiracy
No.1670012
>>1670010most of the heroin near me back when i was a kid was taliban
literally "da bomb"
great stuff, better than the chinkshit fent crap nowadays. poor dumb zoomer junkies cant even buy real heroin anymore
No.1670022
>>1670005downers in the desert prolly sucks a lot especially if you have to pray in the correct direction 5 times a day or risk a beheading/torture
No.1670024
>>1670022well they def do dope
tho i think its more opium. idk tho i never asked
but i remember seeing some crazy statistic that like 80% of iranian men are addicted to opium. which is bullshit but i believe it. iran must fucking suck to live in and opiums gotta be as cheap as it is anywhere in the world
it was a rhetorical anyways tbh
they do illegal shit inna middle of the desert cuz theres no cops inna desert
duh
No.1670026
>>1670020lel
he earned that toldyaso
No.1670027
>>1669875What did she do?
No.1670028
>>1669742Nah, they will just do the same, like give missiles to Iran and Houthis. Proxy wars all around the world.
No.1670032
>>1670024It's probably 80% of Iranian men have tried opium. Only 3% of their adult male population is addicted (which is still hell of a lot). Gotta keep in mind in the regions bordering Afghanistan opium is cheaper than beer
beer is "legal" and cheap in Iran you just have to pay a tax saying you're a Christian in order to produce/imbibe in it, so the Armenian places that sell it sell A LOT of it and basically just turn the other way and don't ask questions about your religion. No.1670034
>>1670027>what did she do?she sat down on the subway
No.1670035
>>1670027Was asleep when a nigger passed by. See
>>1669891the Jew York rat tunnels are a special kind of hell where even a brief half-second of eye contact or ignoring a nigger having a schizo-fit in "the wrong way" will get you stabbed. Now add illegal beaners to the mix who can literally get away with murder so long as it doesn't hit social media (and just get a slap on the wrist if it does), and it's 10x worse.
No.1670037
>>1670033vatniks saying is lie blyat
>The Kremlin on Monday rejected Turkish media reports which suggested that Asma al-Assad, the British-born wife of former Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, wanted a divorce and to leave Russia.>Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov also rejected Turkish media reports which suggested that Assad had been confined to Moscow and had his property assets frozen.>Asked on a conference call if the reports corresponded to reality, Peskov said: "No they do not correspond to reality.">Turkish and Arabic media reported on Sunday that Asma al-Assad had filed for divorce in Russia, where the Assad family were granted asylum this month after rebels took control of Damascus following a lightning advance.https://archive.fo/YIK4w No.1670038
>>1670032>Gotta keep in mind in the regions bordering Afghanistan opium is cheaper than beeroh i got it in mind thats why i know about it, my budys older bro was a ranger in afghanistan
told me all about the poppy fields and the whole trade, yrs before that news broke, when we were high af on acid
tbh i was still a kid so i didnt know what was real and what was just bullshit
turned out it was all real and he was just telling us the kiddy stories instead of the horrifying stories of hiding in a foxhole with the corpse of his dead friend for a night
he wanted to be able to bury him and talibros were just btfoing the whole mt top w rockets all night No.1670041
>>1670037now this is a real conundrum, both sides of this are known liars
guess i'll jus believe that assad isn't even in russia
No.1670042
>>1670033shes got to be pushing 50 by now. time to trade her in for a newer model
No.1670043
>>1670037it kinda seems too goofy and politically pointless to lie about
like who would they be demoralizing? assad? im sure hes already there
plus women are flighty
thats why assad was always buying her fucking gucci and other western namebrand shit
try to keep her around
now its all gone, so she is too
No.1670046
>>1670045is newscum shitting and farting his pants rn
No.1670048
>>1670037If I had to take a guess this is just Saudi/Turkish propaganda because their citizens keep fleeing to Russia to go be degenerates, so they are trying to push the "if you go there your wife will leave you for being a loser" narrative. She's like 50 so unless she wants to go back to the UK and face bullshit charges for being his wife, and make mad dosh writing a UK propaganda book saying he raped/abused her (which would be out-of-character for Assad) there's no reason for her to get divorced at this point. Assad divorcing her would make more sense, but he's planning to move to the primarily-Turkish part of Russia IIRC so that would make locals massively shit on him if he did.
Unless it's Assad wants the divorce but he's making his wife take the fall in exchange for cash settlement in order to avoid the reputation hit when he moves.>>1670046He's probably too busy sucking Xi's dick.
No.1670049
>>1670045>orange county>they dont playha thats the CA govts hometown
they wont let you shit where
they eat
No.1670052
>>1670048she prolly just wants to disappear tbh
hard to do that when youre married to a dude whos wanted on human rights violations in lik 90% of the world
No.1670059
>>1670043>goofy and politically pointless to lie aboutyah but it's not like mere prettiness is out of anyone's league either
No.1670060
>>1670052disappear where tho if anyone cares enough they'll find her
No.1670064
>>1670043>jews>not being petty little fuckscmon, spanon
No.1670233
so turns out school breakfasts/lunches only really came about because niggers dont feed their chilluns