No.1667922
I used to drive my Mazdas into the showroom floor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
No.1668190
>>1668185dude was going way too fast on icy shitty roads look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going.
bet he's an immigrant>>1668186fug
>4 people injured>only one seriouslylucky, that looks like a lot of damage
No.1668216
>>1668190>look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are goingya fr and what gets me is how far and fast he skates out of visibility on his side theres 0 friction at all the only resistance was the firetruk and it could only do so much against that spoiler retard
>luckyya but they did make it to the ground pretty clean, only had to get to a stop. no idea how fast a plen lands, im sure its quick but still
No.1668238
>>1668216if the cars were going 60 it looks like the plen was going at least 80. that's just a dummy guess tho, but he sure af stopped lmao
No.1668272
>>1668268retarded or crackhead?
probably both No.1668294
>>1668289birb didn't fly so good
No.1668363
>>1667916There are lemon laws in the USA about this sort of thing preventing dealerships from not taking the car back, but good on him I guess(?)
No.1668367
>>1668289I like how it just goes "fwoop" and gets immediately sucked into the engine. It's like that pic of the electrocuted rat. Birb didn't know what hit it before it ceased to exist.
No.1668369
>my 4000$ TSLA investment is now 100000$
based. is that one musk deranged retard gonna pop in the thread now and tell me how its all a yuge scam and i wasted my money and any day now tsla is about to go bankrupt amybe evven RIGHT NOW
No.1668372
>>1668369Elon being a snake oil salesman and stonks going brrrr aren't the same thing. Gamble however you'd like so long as you understand it's gambling.
No.1668375
>>1668369only musk deranged retard i know if is the fag who had a meltdown because someone said the cybertruk was ugly and also went on a gay fapfic writing spree because someone made a post asking about testosterone tests
No.1668378
>>1668372if you dont see the significance of tesla being the ONLY EV producer thats actually turns a profit, while maintaining most of its own supply chain and being industry leader on autonomous drving, idk what to tell you
No.1668379
>>1668375you're forgetting the anti musk pro ukraine retard
No.1668380
>>1668379you're talking to him, anon.
No.1668381
>>1668375are you the guy with low t?
No.1668383
>he's starting to throw accusations
lel don't get catty because you outted yourself during your weird homo tirade. why not go enjoy your earnings instead of throwing hissy fits at people that would otherwise congratulate your success?
No.1668384
>>1668378Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells instead of on battery-powered big boy RC cars.
BYD exceeds Tesla's production and Volkswagon is quickly catching up. Being first to latch onto "big battery to spin motor inefficiently" doesn't mean you're the only one doing it, retard
EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. Most tesla owners are business owners who wrote the vehicle off as a business expense for tax purposes.
No.1668385
btw congrats on your stonks, no reason not to take advantage of retards, just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology when all you are betting on are people being stupid and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.
No.1668387
>>1668380>you’re talking to him /sp/artmanftfy
No.1668388
>>1668384>>1668385t. balding low t sissy
have all the manlet rage you want you'll be serving my cock and begging for a share of my 100k before long. now run along and drive your truck to adam & eve and buy some lube and a buttplug, you'll need both
No.1668389
>>1668387lel as if it wasn't already obvious he was a tourist
No.1668390
>>1668384>Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cellsno, they're not. there is damn near 0 hydrogen infrastructure in the whole damn country.
>BYD exceeds Tesla's production but 0 in the US and who knows what the agreement with chinese govt is
>Volkswagon is quickly catching upin what terms? pure numbers? are they making any money on it?
rhetorical question, the answer is no.they're also going through some financial woes as of late
nissan would have been a much better company to name
>EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock.scam?? its just a car, dude.
>just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technologyok? except it is the future of personal vehicles. who gives a fuck about green, it just makes more sense than ICE for most people tbh
>and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.tesla is profitable without subsidies, despite you bawing about it every other post. i'm hoping they do end, because it would make it rather difficult for legacy auto to make the transition
anyway you chicken little dipshits have been crying about the sky for 10 years now. still waiting.
No.1668391
>>1668389.>we dont get tourists, retard.
No.1668393
>>1668388i fucking told you my t isn't low will you just fuck off to whatever musk puccian shill board you came from
nobody cares we just want you gone
No.1668394
mom…. dad..
p-please stop fighting 😭
No.1668429
>>1668391lurk more you'll be hard to spot one day and then maybe you'll realize it's okay to not be a mad shitstirring faggot unlike on the webring or wherever you waltzed in from
No.1668430
>>1668393lel right, remind me to give you a hunnid dollah bill to wipe my cum off of your ass and face next time btw. it's amazing how mad you balding low t sissies get when daddy's cock makes a little bit of extra cash
No.1668442
i want to personally apologize to spartmen, i was unaware "cybertruk ugly" was an ancient demonic incantation for summoning obnoxious gay day traders
that being said he's already here so
CYBERTRUK UGLY
No.1668459
>>1668455lel
think he did that on purpose?
No.1668467
>>1668429shut up fag, b4 i heem you carolina jim style
No.1668468
>>1668467see you can't even yim using spee memes, you can only talk like some webring outsider
No.1668477
my only question is why is it always the truk n pullr thread that gets shat up by this faggot do u hate trukrs that much? yah some of them are assholes but the trukbros who post here never started shit afaik you just showed up and went on a faggot parade about tesla out of nowhere one day and have been randomly faggoting since then
idgi
No.1668484
>>1668477consequence of having a thread at the top of the catalog, tbqphwyf 🤷🏿
No.1668506
>>1668442its not your fault elons into truk-brutalism
i wouldve eventually said it too prolly. if it ever came up.
they
are ugly af
No.1668508
i dont even get the whole thang anyways
just fuckin fix trens
boom. done.
way more efficient way to move tons more shit
and the infrastructures already mostly there anyways
No.1668547
>>1668538people don't understand what caring for stainless means
No.1668551
>>1668548nah its around back
last stall on the left
knock twice. theyll know what that means.
No.1668835
>>1668826no fuck you inertia doesn't real
No.1669446
>>1669443ah shit man. at least it's just a cargo tren so no one or relatively few people got hurt/dued right? how do these wide load type of situations typically go? like do they not have ways of coordinating with tren schedules and shit?
No.1669449
>>1669443who won da fite
looks like a tie
No.1669455
>>1669446i feel bad for the train driver. dude can't do anything
No.1669461
>>1669446tren drivr prob ded. imagine hitting a giant tube of cement going however fast heem was goin, then goin OFF TRAK! wew.
>coordinatingnah not rly, it shouldnta taken but a lil bit to get across dem trax, musta been a breakdown at worst possible location. mayb he got his lowboy stuck, tho it looks pretty flat right there, but even a lil bit of a hump for the trax would probably stuck him and once stuck thats da ball game
No.1669530
>>1669446imagine if it was a passenger during commute time or something
god damn that woulda been bad
No.1669674
>>1669443lol txdot truck
white w flashy lights doing what they are best at
nothing No.1669678
>>1669674vdot can out-underperform any other dot in the cunt
>went back to hampton roads in october>absolutely zero progress on the new tunnel, completely unchanged from when i last saw it almost two years ago No.1669687
>>1669678hey cut em some slack they're rally busy digging up the same street in small towns multiple times within the same year for no apparent reason
No.1669817
>>1669794>>1669799wew is that even legal? considering pigs in most states will try to ream you out for having lights under your car this seems like it'd be way more distracting
kinda neat tho
No.1669840
>>1668819trucker budy of mine got almost forced off of a viaduct in the alps by another truck
he got out and sit couple of hours there thinking if he should quit his job
No.1669846
>>1669840there's a truk parked near me with one of those "$2500 A WEEK AFTER TAXES" signs and sometimes i'm tempted to apply
but i'd have to get a cdl and the thought of something horrible happening to me
or worse, me doing something to someone else kinda makes it not worth it. uncle is a retired trukr and he's all kinds of fucked up from sitting in a cab for half his life
No.1669859
>>1669846You're trading your life for money essentially.
>No dates unless you own your own truck or got 15 years experience >Almost never have Sunday off>On-call all the time>Federal regulations on weekly hours are your expected work week>Real money is in interstate out to shitty locations like oil fields>Constantly at-risk of meth stabbings>Have to regulate your sleep schedule to a T>Effectively banned from drinking or smoking dude>Get yelled at by everyone and treated like shit>Have to waste a chunk of your cash on shitty food/showers>Can lose it all in an instant if gas gets too high or economy goes to shit>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round No.1669872
>>1669846couple years ago i drove for the fedex freight and worked part time, three days a week, made rent in a week and just pissed the rest away at the bar and buying other stupid shit like a new computer and an old ass organ. they fired me after a year because i dont think they actually wanted a part time guy lel but even if not i woulda been working five days a week.
gotta work a year to drive fedwrex freight lik that but ur home every day so this stuff
>>1669859 isnt a problem. obv still not for everyone but hey a jobs a job and i picked up a day and worked 4 a week instead of 3 during the Christmas season gettin little Susie her doll and little Timmy his rifle or whatever people get for Christmas. that extra day alone was killer for the mulah and ya you get time home every day and a little bit of a workout every time you gotta connect doubles (or triples if you live in a state where thats legal). you wont be getting that 2500 a week lik that truk sez (ive also considered applying at that place), but you will be getting paid fair and getting home which is extremely important for meny trukrs
No.1669906
>>1669872Yeah at that point he could just be one of the tradesmen that have to carry a CDL for the one or two pieces of equipment they use and make more money than freight tho'.
No.1669948
>>1669906¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i been looking at getting into a different haz job casually over the past few months. this thread https
://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/threads/the-cryo-hauler-thread.2472216/ seems interesting and it appears theres a few guys makin booku bucks doin home every night and weekends kinda work but i think youd have to live close to a terminal or plant or some shit idk im not lookin for that kinda haulin im tryin to do team werk. haulin class 1 and 7 is fun and all but dont pay what youd expect for such blatantly dangerous stuff. maybe dup will make the pay better rebuildin the mil again.
No.1670008
>>1669948If nothing else the no tax on overtime is gonna be awesome, I'm really looking forward to it.
No.1670019
>>1670008what job you gettin has overtime?
No.1670141
>>1670019Basically all of them that aren't unskilled labor if you're west of Kentucky and East of Nevada.
No.1670603
>>1669859>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-roundput a playstation in there and you could recruit half of cuckchan
No.1671661
>tfw its 6 in the morning alreafy
fug
No.1671666
>>1671661dis spigga been DRANKIN
No.1672757
>>1672755a lot of those cars/trucks handled it p well tbh
so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time? i don't normally have to deal with black ice since i'm from a (usually) warmer state is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit up or did he just panic a bit and make it worse for himself?
No.1672759
>>1672755is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"
No.1672769
>>1672759> is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"no that’s just poor road construction. you can tell because of how short the guard railings are, and how close the two opposite lanes of traffic are to one another. there should be more of a dip in the median too.
No.1672796
>>1672755Trukr at 1:28 knew, FUCK bridges when it's icy out, especially ones that ain't straight
No.1672797
>>1672757>so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time?Mostly not paying attention to his surroundings. You can see the truck at 1:28 and how he just "goes straight" through the curve? That's basically what trukrbro shoulda done at the start. Instead he tried to curve with the road as if the road was perfectly fine which made his load act as a fulcrum and SLAM him into the wall by the time he realized what was going on and tried to correct. tbh he recovered p well considering he hit the barrier.
>is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shitmore or less yeah
black ice makes you think the road isn't icy and then you try to turn/correct as if you are on a wet road, but since it's ice you don't have any of the traction of a wet road and you end up overcorrecting. Usually you feel it with your steering/the cab of your vehicle and can correct p quickly but because of how the beeg truks are designed you don't feel the full weight of the trailer yanking you into a position you don't wanna be in until it's already too late since the trailer acts sort of like a teeter totter but left-right instead of up-down.
No.1672849
>>1672797back in my day sideways teeter totter just meant fuckin
No.1674959
>>1674955could've been a lot worse
No.1674965
>>1674959ya lucky he was goin slow
i got pavement separation once, i was taking a left in the wide left turn lane (2 left turn lanes) from a dead stop at a red light. raly a wide left, the road i was on and the road i was turning on both got vary wide medians but i put the hammer down and before the turn was fully done i felt and saw my driver side rear tires get sum air and i about shit myself so i just let off the accelerator and let the steering wheel go slowly more straight and the tires landed back on the ground. was haulin shit out of a port so on one of them 40' chassis with a "HIGH CUBE" container loaded pretty heavy. i mention the container and chassis because that has a higher center of gravity than a regular trailer. even higher would have been if it was one of those containers with a refer unit at the top of the nose, those have prob the highest center of gravity you can get on anything thats "standard".
anyway it was scawwy but nothin bad happened in the end.
No.1674967
>>1674859trukrs r… real people?
????
>>1674955>fuckin nothing but prairie all around>big wind hitstrukr did good not panicking tho, wonder how long he sat there afterwards. i know i'd be contemplating things for a few minutes after that
No.1674968
>>1674859is this some kind of homo propaganda?
No.1676600
>>1676579did his leg get pinned or is he just laying there in shock after almost getting pancaked?
No.1676611
>>1676579wew this guy has a guardian angel. ofc it's a woman who recklessly opens the door without looking. dude was even easy to spot with his yellow shirt
No.1676625
>>1676611He took the risk of riding in the shoulder, I sincerely hope it was intentional
No.1676641
>>1676579Motorcyclist deserves reckless driving and lady who opened her door deserves assault charges. She was looking in her side mirrors and waited to pull that shit regardless of motorcyclist being a jackass. You can tell she instantly regretted it thinking she killed the dude when she went to hop back in and try to escape the scene of the accident before realizing he was still alive and playing dumb.
No.1676642
>>1676611>woman who recklessly opens the door without lookingPlay it frame by frame. She pauses and looking out her side mirror and then tries to slam her door open to fuck with him. Immediately looks at him, realizes he slid under, then goes to drive away before rembering she's boxed in at this point and turns off the ignition.
No.1676823
>>1676742What a fucking asshole (white truck pulling a Uey)
No.1676836
>>1676823fr dummy just didn't want to wait a couple extra seconds
No.1677128
File: 1737941624965.mp4 (6.58 MB, 1268x720, 317:180, AQPdY-QdGUyWiikqOzs74MHe6r….mp4)
>and ur here already??
lel that boys cooked
No.1677129
>>1676823ya budy thats sum real shitbag drivin
No.1677135
>>1677128hope he rots for being retarded. tf are you gonna drive like an insane person for when you've got over 300 pounds of hard drugs in your trailer. bet his supplier is gonna try and have him offed in jail
No.1677315
>>1677135Messican cartels explicitly run their trukr mules through fairly intense training to be able to answer these sort of questions under pressure and driving gud is a big fucking deal. Well that or they flat-out don't tell their mules what they are transporting because they do it through a semi-legitimate business (anyone who asks questions knows it isn't legit but everyone else thinks it it). This seems more like some nigger/mulatto gang that partially paid their mule by letting him get high on the supply.
No.1677825
also frustratin to see nobody fuckin stops to see if hes alive
maybe they did idk i skipped a lot after da roll
No.1677987
>>1677824He recovered p gud but why the fuck did he just leave the truk there?
No.1677988
Oh nevermind I see it's on its side now, thought it was still upright at the end there
No.1677991
>>1677987>recovered p gudyou had me a little tilted there until i read
>>1677988 No.1678985
>>1678976do i have to start carrying my wepon when i go driving now
cuz i'd pop that retard the moment he tries that shit and i live in one of the very few states that wouldn't gaf about it
No.1678989
>>1678976See sounds like a fucking double nigger faggot, I bet he did something retarded.
No.1678993
>>1678985funniest thing is it's way less likely to happen to you specifically bc your state wouldn't gaf about you popping that retard's dome. societies where citizens are allowed and encouraged to lethally defend themselves are usually vary polite ime
>>1678989hard to tell these days tbh, faggot voice could've done some real retard shit but it's not like there aren't psychos ready to blow a gasket because you honked at them on the wrong day
No.1679034
>>1678976holy fuck why are people such faggots
JUST EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SITUATION INSTEAD OF SAYING OF REPEATING 'IM IN DANGER' AD NAUSEUM
No.1679035
>>1679034when you're in a fucked up situation like that adrenaline takes over and cuts off cognitive ability
guy's still a faggot though for barely maintaining a grip on reality. prolly thought the bolis would just cast harry potter spells against the voldemort attacking his hogwartsmobile or whatever the fuck
No.1679040
>>1679035i've had my share fair of adrenaline pumping moments
never turned into a blathering retard tbh
No.1679042
T'pol or Major Kira
no holes off limit
you must choose….
No.1679048
>>1679042i choose
BOTHT'pols ASS– and Kira's MOUTH
😈😈😈