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File: 1733858643077.mp4 (5.32 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, most sane mazda owner.mp4)

 No.1667916

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

 No.1667922

I used to drive my Mazdas into the showroom floor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 No.1667926

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get bent mazders

 No.1668185

File: 1734053529244.mp4 (1.34 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback (1).mp4)

box truk go crrsshhhh

 No.1668186

File: 1734053638351.mp4 (7.4 MB, 464x848, 29:53, IMG_4095.MP4)

plen go crrhhhsSSSKKKRRRRRRRRRR

>A twin-engine Piper Navajo crashed into three cars in Victoria, Texas, on Wednesday. Five people were treated at the hospital and released. One person remains in critical but stable condition.

 No.1668190

>>1668185
dude was going way too fast on icy shitty roads look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going. bet he's an immigrant
>>1668186
fug
>4 people injured
>only one seriously
lucky, that looks like a lot of damage

 No.1668216

>>1668190
>look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going
ya fr and what gets me is how far and fast he skates out of visibility on his side theres 0 friction at all the only resistance was the firetruk and it could only do so much against that spoiler retard
>lucky
ya but they did make it to the ground pretty clean, only had to get to a stop. no idea how fast a plen lands, im sure its quick but still

 No.1668238

>>1668216
if the cars were going 60 it looks like the plen was going at least 80. that's just a dummy guess tho, but he sure af stopped lmao

 No.1668241

>>1668186
>ummm like holy fuuuuuck 💅🏻

 No.1668245

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>>1668186
any landing you can walk away from

 No.1668268

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 No.1668272

>>1668268
retarded or crackhead? probably both

 No.1668289

File: 1734112984343.mp4 (1.16 MB, 368x654, 184:327, birbikaze.mp4)

>American Airlines flight AAL1722 (LaGuardia to Charlotte) suffered a bird strike after takeoff, igniting one engine. The plane was diverted and landed safely at JFK

 No.1668294

>>1668289
birb didn't fly so good

 No.1668363

>>1667916
There are lemon laws in the USA about this sort of thing preventing dealerships from not taking the car back, but good on him I guess(?)

 No.1668367

>>1668289
I like how it just goes "fwoop" and gets immediately sucked into the engine. It's like that pic of the electrocuted rat. Birb didn't know what hit it before it ceased to exist.

 No.1668369

>my 4000$ TSLA investment is now 100000$
based. is that one musk deranged retard gonna pop in the thread now and tell me how its all a yuge scam and i wasted my money and any day now tsla is about to go bankrupt amybe evven RIGHT NOW

 No.1668372

>>1668369
Elon being a snake oil salesman and stonks going brrrr aren't the same thing. Gamble however you'd like so long as you understand it's gambling.

 No.1668375

>>1668369
only musk deranged retard i know if is the fag who had a meltdown because someone said the cybertruk was ugly and also went on a gay fapfic writing spree because someone made a post asking about testosterone tests

 No.1668378

>>1668372
if you dont see the significance of tesla being the ONLY EV producer thats actually turns a profit, while maintaining most of its own supply chain and being industry leader on autonomous drving, idk what to tell you

 No.1668379

>>1668375
you're forgetting the anti musk pro ukraine retard

 No.1668380

>>1668379
you're talking to him, anon.

 No.1668381

>>1668375
are you the guy with low t?

 No.1668383

>he's starting to throw accusations
lel don't get catty because you outted yourself during your weird homo tirade. why not go enjoy your earnings instead of throwing hissy fits at people that would otherwise congratulate your success?

 No.1668384

>>1668378
Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells instead of on battery-powered big boy RC cars.
BYD exceeds Tesla's production and Volkswagon is quickly catching up. Being first to latch onto "big battery to spin motor inefficiently" doesn't mean you're the only one doing it, retard
EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. Most tesla owners are business owners who wrote the vehicle off as a business expense for tax purposes.

 No.1668385

btw congrats on your stonks, no reason not to take advantage of retards, just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology when all you are betting on are people being stupid and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.

 No.1668387

>>1668380
>you’re talking to him /sp/artman
ftfy

 No.1668388

>>1668384
>>1668385
t. balding low t sissy
have all the manlet rage you want you'll be serving my cock and begging for a share of my 100k before long. now run along and drive your truck to adam & eve and buy some lube and a buttplug, you'll need both

 No.1668389

>>1668387
lel as if it wasn't already obvious he was a tourist

 No.1668390

>>1668384
>Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells
no, they're not. there is damn near 0 hydrogen infrastructure in the whole damn country.
>BYD exceeds Tesla's production
but 0 in the US and who knows what the agreement with chinese govt is
>Volkswagon is quickly catching up
in what terms? pure numbers? are they making any money on it? rhetorical question, the answer is no.
they're also going through some financial woes as of late
nissan would have been a much better company to name
>EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock.
scam?? its just a car, dude.
>just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology
ok? except it is the future of personal vehicles. who gives a fuck about green, it just makes more sense than ICE for most people tbh
>and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.
tesla is profitable without subsidies, despite you bawing about it every other post. i'm hoping they do end, because it would make it rather difficult for legacy auto to make the transition
anyway you chicken little dipshits have been crying about the sky for 10 years now. still waiting.

 No.1668391

>>1668389
.>we dont get tourists, retard.

 No.1668393

>>1668388
i fucking told you my t isn't low will you just fuck off to whatever musk puccian shill board you came from
nobody cares we just want you gone

 No.1668394

mom…. dad..
p-please stop fighting 😭

 No.1668395

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 No.1668429

>>1668391
lurk more you'll be hard to spot one day and then maybe you'll realize it's okay to not be a mad shitstirring faggot unlike on the webring or wherever you waltzed in from

 No.1668430

>>1668393
lel right, remind me to give you a hunnid dollah bill to wipe my cum off of your ass and face next time btw. it's amazing how mad you balding low t sissies get when daddy's cock makes a little bit of extra cash

 No.1668442

i want to personally apologize to spartmen, i was unaware "cybertruk ugly" was an ancient demonic incantation for summoning obnoxious gay day traders
that being said he's already here so
CYBERTRUK UGLY

 No.1668455

File: 1734190166990.jpeg (37.52 KB, 497x316, 497:316, Wide Right Turns.jpeg)

truks?

 No.1668459

>>1668455
lel
think he did that on purpose?

 No.1668467

>>1668429
shut up fag, b4 i heem you carolina jim style

 No.1668468

>>1668467
see you can't even yim using spee memes, you can only talk like some webring outsider

 No.1668477

my only question is why is it always the truk n pullr thread that gets shat up by this faggot do u hate trukrs that much? yah some of them are assholes but the trukbros who post here never started shit afaik you just showed up and went on a faggot parade about tesla out of nowhere one day and have been randomly faggoting since then
idgi

 No.1668484

>>1668477
consequence of having a thread at the top of the catalog, tbqphwyf 🤷🏿

 No.1668506

>>1668442
its not your fault elons into truk-brutalism
i wouldve eventually said it too prolly. if it ever came up.
they are ugly af

 No.1668508

i dont even get the whole thang anyways
just fuckin fix trens
boom. done.
way more efficient way to move tons more shit
and the infrastructures already mostly there anyways

 No.1668519

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 No.1668520

>>1668508
trains are kewl

 No.1668538

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 No.1668547

>>1668538
people don't understand what caring for stainless means

 No.1668548

File: 1734221769372.png (40.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

hello yes is this the tourist section of the website where may i locate the gift shop

 No.1668551

>>1668548
nah its around back
last stall on the left
knock twice. theyll know what that means.

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 No.1668819

File: 1734360670250.mp4 (13.11 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1733183851138299.mp4)

truk n slidr !!!

 No.1668826

>>1668819
driv slow budys

 No.1668835

>>1668826
no fuck you inertia doesn't real

 No.1669155

File: 1734517721310.mp4 (6.57 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, AQNEogG4OFG3iQxbP9GH7zGk5d….mp4)

oh no!

 No.1669443

File: 1734694649289.webm (2.68 MB, 268x480, 67:120, VID_20241220_033245_982.webm)

this vid makes me sad budys

EBIN TRUK N TRAIN FITE

 No.1669446

>>1669443
ah shit man. at least it's just a cargo tren so no one or relatively few people got hurt/dued right? how do these wide load type of situations typically go? like do they not have ways of coordinating with tren schedules and shit?

 No.1669449

>>1669443
who won da fite
looks like a tie

 No.1669455

>>1669446
i feel bad for the train driver. dude can't do anything

 No.1669461

>>1669446
tren drivr prob ded. imagine hitting a giant tube of cement going however fast heem was goin, then goin OFF TRAK! wew.
>coordinating
nah not rly, it shouldnta taken but a lil bit to get across dem trax, musta been a breakdown at worst possible location. mayb he got his lowboy stuck, tho it looks pretty flat right there, but even a lil bit of a hump for the trax would probably stuck him and once stuck thats da ball game

 No.1669530

>>1669446
imagine if it was a passenger during commute time or something
god damn that woulda been bad

 No.1669577

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File: 1734747672748-1.mp3 (3.42 MB, 12 get out.mp3)

SHITSKINS GET OUT

 No.1669674

>>1669443
lol txdot truck white w flashy lights doing what they are best at nothing

 No.1669678

>>1669674
vdot can out-underperform any other dot in the cunt
>went back to hampton roads in october
>absolutely zero progress on the new tunnel, completely unchanged from when i last saw it almost two years ago

 No.1669687

>>1669678
hey cut em some slack they're rally busy digging up the same street in small towns multiple times within the same year for no apparent reason

 No.1669794

File: 1734871484825.jpg (2.78 MB, 4000x1848, 500:231, 20241222_052122.jpg)

first time seein this irl

 No.1669799

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>>1669794
for reference

 No.1669817

>>1669794
>>1669799
wew is that even legal? considering pigs in most states will try to ream you out for having lights under your car this seems like it'd be way more distracting
kinda neat tho

 No.1669840

>>1668819
trucker budy of mine got almost forced off of a viaduct in the alps by another truck
he got out and sit couple of hours there thinking if he should quit his job

 No.1669846

>>1669840
there's a truk parked near me with one of those "$2500 A WEEK AFTER TAXES" signs and sometimes i'm tempted to apply
but i'd have to get a cdl and the thought of something horrible happening to me or worse, me doing something to someone else kinda makes it not worth it. uncle is a retired trukr and he's all kinds of fucked up from sitting in a cab for half his life

 No.1669859

>>1669846
You're trading your life for money essentially.
>No dates unless you own your own truck or got 15 years experience
>Almost never have Sunday off
>On-call all the time
>Federal regulations on weekly hours are your expected work week
>Real money is in interstate out to shitty locations like oil fields
>Constantly at-risk of meth stabbings
>Have to regulate your sleep schedule to a T
>Effectively banned from drinking or smoking dude
>Get yelled at by everyone and treated like shit
>Have to waste a chunk of your cash on shitty food/showers
>Can lose it all in an instant if gas gets too high or economy goes to shit
>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round

 No.1669872

>>1669846
couple years ago i drove for the fedex freight and worked part time, three days a week, made rent in a week and just pissed the rest away at the bar and buying other stupid shit like a new computer and an old ass organ. they fired me after a year because i dont think they actually wanted a part time guy lel but even if not i woulda been working five days a week.
gotta work a year to drive fedwrex freight lik that but ur home every day so this stuff >>1669859 isnt a problem. obv still not for everyone but hey a jobs a job and i picked up a day and worked 4 a week instead of 3 during the Christmas season gettin little Susie her doll and little Timmy his rifle or whatever people get for Christmas. that extra day alone was killer for the mulah and ya you get time home every day and a little bit of a workout every time you gotta connect doubles (or triples if you live in a state where thats legal). you wont be getting that 2500 a week lik that truk sez (ive also considered applying at that place), but you will be getting paid fair and getting home which is extremely important for meny trukrs

 No.1669906

>>1669872
Yeah at that point he could just be one of the tradesmen that have to carry a CDL for the one or two pieces of equipment they use and make more money than freight tho'.

 No.1669946

fuck I love slav niggerrigging

 No.1669948

>>1669906
¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
i been looking at getting into a different haz job casually over the past few months. this thread https://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/threads/the-cryo-hauler-thread.2472216/ seems interesting and it appears theres a few guys makin booku bucks doin home every night and weekends kinda work but i think youd have to live close to a terminal or plant or some shit idk im not lookin for that kinda haulin im tryin to do team werk. haulin class 1 and 7 is fun and all but dont pay what youd expect for such blatantly dangerous stuff. maybe dup will make the pay better rebuildin the mil again.

 No.1670008

>>1669948
If nothing else the no tax on overtime is gonna be awesome, I'm really looking forward to it.

 No.1670019

>>1670008
what job you gettin has overtime?

 No.1670141

>>1670019
Basically all of them that aren't unskilled labor if you're west of Kentucky and East of Nevada.

 No.1670603

>>1669859
>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round
put a playstation in there and you could recruit half of cuckchan

 No.1671640

File: 1735710983870.mp4 (1.57 MB, 878x720, 439:360, Sp2W1WplkOxvQmV9.mp4)

tren firetruk warning not graphic at all not even a lil

happy new year spudys

 No.1671661

>tfw its 6 in the morning alreafy
fug

 No.1671666

>>1671661
dis spigga been DRANKIN

 No.1672755

File: 1736213211575.mp4 (19.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, VID_20250106_192603_162.mp4)

be safe budys

 No.1672757

>>1672755
a lot of those cars/trucks handled it p well tbh
so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time? i don't normally have to deal with black ice since i'm from a (usually) warmer state is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit up or did he just panic a bit and make it worse for himself?

 No.1672759

>>1672755
is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"

 No.1672769

>>1672759
> is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"
no that’s just poor road construction. you can tell because of how short the guard railings are, and how close the two opposite lanes of traffic are to one another. there should be more of a dip in the median too.

 No.1672796

>>1672755
Trukr at 1:28 knew, FUCK bridges when it's icy out, especially ones that ain't straight

 No.1672797

>>1672757
>so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time?
Mostly not paying attention to his surroundings. You can see the truck at 1:28 and how he just "goes straight" through the curve? That's basically what trukrbro shoulda done at the start. Instead he tried to curve with the road as if the road was perfectly fine which made his load act as a fulcrum and SLAM him into the wall by the time he realized what was going on and tried to correct. tbh he recovered p well considering he hit the barrier.
>is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit
more or less yeah
black ice makes you think the road isn't icy and then you try to turn/correct as if you are on a wet road, but since it's ice you don't have any of the traction of a wet road and you end up overcorrecting. Usually you feel it with your steering/the cab of your vehicle and can correct p quickly but because of how the beeg truks are designed you don't feel the full weight of the trailer yanking you into a position you don't wanna be in until it's already too late since the trailer acts sort of like a teeter totter but left-right instead of up-down.

 No.1672849

>>1672797
back in my day sideways teeter totter just meant fuckin

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