No.1667922
I used to drive my Mazdas into the showroom floor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
No.1668190
>>1668185dude was going way too fast on icy shitty roads look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going.
bet he's an immigrant>>1668186fug
>4 people injured>only one seriouslylucky, that looks like a lot of damage
No.1668216
>>1668190>look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are goingya fr and what gets me is how far and fast he skates out of visibility on his side theres 0 friction at all the only resistance was the firetruk and it could only do so much against that spoiler retard
>luckyya but they did make it to the ground pretty clean, only had to get to a stop. no idea how fast a plen lands, im sure its quick but still
No.1668238
>>1668216if the cars were going 60 it looks like the plen was going at least 80. that's just a dummy guess tho, but he sure af stopped lmao
No.1668272
>>1668268retarded or crackhead?
probably both No.1668294
>>1668289birb didn't fly so good
No.1668363
>>1667916There are lemon laws in the USA about this sort of thing preventing dealerships from not taking the car back, but good on him I guess(?)
No.1668367
>>1668289I like how it just goes "fwoop" and gets immediately sucked into the engine. It's like that pic of the electrocuted rat. Birb didn't know what hit it before it ceased to exist.
No.1668369
>my 4000$ TSLA investment is now 100000$
based. is that one musk deranged retard gonna pop in the thread now and tell me how its all a yuge scam and i wasted my money and any day now tsla is about to go bankrupt amybe evven RIGHT NOW
No.1668372
>>1668369Elon being a snake oil salesman and stonks going brrrr aren't the same thing. Gamble however you'd like so long as you understand it's gambling.
No.1668375
>>1668369only musk deranged retard i know if is the fag who had a meltdown because someone said the cybertruk was ugly and also went on a gay fapfic writing spree because someone made a post asking about testosterone tests
No.1668378
>>1668372if you dont see the significance of tesla being the ONLY EV producer thats actually turns a profit, while maintaining most of its own supply chain and being industry leader on autonomous drving, idk what to tell you
No.1668379
>>1668375you're forgetting the anti musk pro ukraine retard
No.1668380
>>1668379you're talking to him, anon.
No.1668381
>>1668375are you the guy with low t?
No.1668383
>he's starting to throw accusations
lel don't get catty because you outted yourself during your weird homo tirade. why not go enjoy your earnings instead of throwing hissy fits at people that would otherwise congratulate your success?
No.1668384
>>1668378Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells instead of on battery-powered big boy RC cars.
BYD exceeds Tesla's production and Volkswagon is quickly catching up. Being first to latch onto "big battery to spin motor inefficiently" doesn't mean you're the only one doing it, retard
EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. Most tesla owners are business owners who wrote the vehicle off as a business expense for tax purposes.
No.1668385
btw congrats on your stonks, no reason not to take advantage of retards, just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology when all you are betting on are people being stupid and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.
No.1668387
>>1668380>you’re talking to him /sp/artmanftfy
No.1668388
>>1668384>>1668385t. balding low t sissy
have all the manlet rage you want you'll be serving my cock and begging for a share of my 100k before long. now run along and drive your truck to adam & eve and buy some lube and a buttplug, you'll need both
No.1668389
>>1668387lel as if it wasn't already obvious he was a tourist
No.1668390
>>1668384>Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cellsno, they're not. there is damn near 0 hydrogen infrastructure in the whole damn country.
>BYD exceeds Tesla's production but 0 in the US and who knows what the agreement with chinese govt is
>Volkswagon is quickly catching upin what terms? pure numbers? are they making any money on it?
rhetorical question, the answer is no.they're also going through some financial woes as of late
nissan would have been a much better company to name
>EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock.scam?? its just a car, dude.
>just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technologyok? except it is the future of personal vehicles. who gives a fuck about green, it just makes more sense than ICE for most people tbh
>and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.tesla is profitable without subsidies, despite you bawing about it every other post. i'm hoping they do end, because it would make it rather difficult for legacy auto to make the transition
anyway you chicken little dipshits have been crying about the sky for 10 years now. still waiting.
No.1668391
>>1668389.>we dont get tourists, retard.
No.1668393
>>1668388i fucking told you my t isn't low will you just fuck off to whatever musk puccian shill board you came from
nobody cares we just want you gone
No.1668394
mom…. dad..
p-please stop fighting 😭
No.1668429
>>1668391lurk more you'll be hard to spot one day and then maybe you'll realize it's okay to not be a mad shitstirring faggot unlike on the webring or wherever you waltzed in from
No.1668430
>>1668393lel right, remind me to give you a hunnid dollah bill to wipe my cum off of your ass and face next time btw. it's amazing how mad you balding low t sissies get when daddy's cock makes a little bit of extra cash
No.1668442
i want to personally apologize to spartmen, i was unaware "cybertruk ugly" was an ancient demonic incantation for summoning obnoxious gay day traders
that being said he's already here so
CYBERTRUK UGLY
No.1668459
>>1668455lel
think he did that on purpose?
No.1668467
>>1668429shut up fag, b4 i heem you carolina jim style
No.1668468
>>1668467see you can't even yim using spee memes, you can only talk like some webring outsider
No.1668477
my only question is why is it always the truk n pullr thread that gets shat up by this faggot do u hate trukrs that much? yah some of them are assholes but the trukbros who post here never started shit afaik you just showed up and went on a faggot parade about tesla out of nowhere one day and have been randomly faggoting since then
idgi
No.1668484
>>1668477consequence of having a thread at the top of the catalog, tbqphwyf 🤷🏿
No.1668506
>>1668442its not your fault elons into truk-brutalism
i wouldve eventually said it too prolly. if it ever came up.
they
are ugly af
No.1668508
i dont even get the whole thang anyways
just fuckin fix trens
boom. done.
way more efficient way to move tons more shit
and the infrastructures already mostly there anyways
No.1668547
>>1668538people don't understand what caring for stainless means
No.1668551
>>1668548nah its around back
last stall on the left
knock twice. theyll know what that means.
No.1668835
>>1668826no fuck you inertia doesn't real
No.1669446
>>1669443ah shit man. at least it's just a cargo tren so no one or relatively few people got hurt/dued right? how do these wide load type of situations typically go? like do they not have ways of coordinating with tren schedules and shit?
No.1669449
>>1669443who won da fite
looks like a tie
No.1669455
>>1669446i feel bad for the train driver. dude can't do anything
No.1669461
>>1669446tren drivr prob ded. imagine hitting a giant tube of cement going however fast heem was goin, then goin OFF TRAK! wew.
>coordinatingnah not rly, it shouldnta taken but a lil bit to get across dem trax, musta been a breakdown at worst possible location. mayb he got his lowboy stuck, tho it looks pretty flat right there, but even a lil bit of a hump for the trax would probably stuck him and once stuck thats da ball game
No.1669530
>>1669446imagine if it was a passenger during commute time or something
god damn that woulda been bad
No.1669674
>>1669443lol txdot truck
white w flashy lights doing what they are best at
nothing No.1669678
>>1669674vdot can out-underperform any other dot in the cunt
>went back to hampton roads in october>absolutely zero progress on the new tunnel, completely unchanged from when i last saw it almost two years ago No.1669687
>>1669678hey cut em some slack they're rally busy digging up the same street in small towns multiple times within the same year for no apparent reason
No.1669817
>>1669794>>1669799wew is that even legal? considering pigs in most states will try to ream you out for having lights under your car this seems like it'd be way more distracting
kinda neat tho
No.1669840
>>1668819trucker budy of mine got almost forced off of a viaduct in the alps by another truck
he got out and sit couple of hours there thinking if he should quit his job
No.1669846
>>1669840there's a truk parked near me with one of those "$2500 A WEEK AFTER TAXES" signs and sometimes i'm tempted to apply
but i'd have to get a cdl and the thought of something horrible happening to me
or worse, me doing something to someone else kinda makes it not worth it. uncle is a retired trukr and he's all kinds of fucked up from sitting in a cab for half his life
No.1669859
>>1669846You're trading your life for money essentially.
>No dates unless you own your own truck or got 15 years experience >Almost never have Sunday off>On-call all the time>Federal regulations on weekly hours are your expected work week>Real money is in interstate out to shitty locations like oil fields>Constantly at-risk of meth stabbings>Have to regulate your sleep schedule to a T>Effectively banned from drinking or smoking dude>Get yelled at by everyone and treated like shit>Have to waste a chunk of your cash on shitty food/showers>Can lose it all in an instant if gas gets too high or economy goes to shit>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round No.1669872
>>1669846couple years ago i drove for the fedex freight and worked part time, three days a week, made rent in a week and just pissed the rest away at the bar and buying other stupid shit like a new computer and an old ass organ. they fired me after a year because i dont think they actually wanted a part time guy lel but even if not i woulda been working five days a week.
gotta work a year to drive fedwrex freight lik that but ur home every day so this stuff
>>1669859 isnt a problem. obv still not for everyone but hey a jobs a job and i picked up a day and worked 4 a week instead of 3 during the Christmas season gettin little Susie her doll and little Timmy his rifle or whatever people get for Christmas. that extra day alone was killer for the mulah and ya you get time home every day and a little bit of a workout every time you gotta connect doubles (or triples if you live in a state where thats legal). you wont be getting that 2500 a week lik that truk sez (ive also considered applying at that place), but you will be getting paid fair and getting home which is extremely important for meny trukrs
No.1669906
>>1669872Yeah at that point he could just be one of the tradesmen that have to carry a CDL for the one or two pieces of equipment they use and make more money than freight tho'.
No.1669948
>>1669906¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i been looking at getting into a different haz job casually over the past few months. this thread https
://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/threads/the-cryo-hauler-thread.2472216/ seems interesting and it appears theres a few guys makin booku bucks doin home every night and weekends kinda work but i think youd have to live close to a terminal or plant or some shit idk im not lookin for that kinda haulin im tryin to do team werk. haulin class 1 and 7 is fun and all but dont pay what youd expect for such blatantly dangerous stuff. maybe dup will make the pay better rebuildin the mil again.
No.1670008
>>1669948If nothing else the no tax on overtime is gonna be awesome, I'm really looking forward to it.
No.1670019
>>1670008what job you gettin has overtime?
No.1670141
>>1670019Basically all of them that aren't unskilled labor if you're west of Kentucky and East of Nevada.
No.1670603
>>1669859>Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-roundput a playstation in there and you could recruit half of cuckchan
No.1671661
>tfw its 6 in the morning alreafy
fug
No.1671666
>>1671661dis spigga been DRANKIN
No.1672757
>>1672755a lot of those cars/trucks handled it p well tbh
so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time? i don't normally have to deal with black ice since i'm from a (usually) warmer state is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit up or did he just panic a bit and make it worse for himself?
No.1672759
>>1672755is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"
No.1672769
>>1672759> is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"no that’s just poor road construction. you can tell because of how short the guard railings are, and how close the two opposite lanes of traffic are to one another. there should be more of a dip in the median too.
No.1672796
>>1672755Trukr at 1:28 knew, FUCK bridges when it's icy out, especially ones that ain't straight
No.1672797
>>1672757>so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time?Mostly not paying attention to his surroundings. You can see the truck at 1:28 and how he just "goes straight" through the curve? That's basically what trukrbro shoulda done at the start. Instead he tried to curve with the road as if the road was perfectly fine which made his load act as a fulcrum and SLAM him into the wall by the time he realized what was going on and tried to correct. tbh he recovered p well considering he hit the barrier.
>is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shitmore or less yeah
black ice makes you think the road isn't icy and then you try to turn/correct as if you are on a wet road, but since it's ice you don't have any of the traction of a wet road and you end up overcorrecting. Usually you feel it with your steering/the cab of your vehicle and can correct p quickly but because of how the beeg truks are designed you don't feel the full weight of the trailer yanking you into a position you don't wanna be in until it's already too late since the trailer acts sort of like a teeter totter but left-right instead of up-down.
No.1672849
>>1672797back in my day sideways teeter totter just meant fuckin
No.1674959
>>1674955could've been a lot worse
No.1674965
>>1674959ya lucky he was goin slow
i got pavement separation once, i was taking a left in the wide left turn lane (2 left turn lanes) from a dead stop at a red light. raly a wide left, the road i was on and the road i was turning on both got vary wide medians but i put the hammer down and before the turn was fully done i felt and saw my driver side rear tires get sum air and i about shit myself so i just let off the accelerator and let the steering wheel go slowly more straight and the tires landed back on the ground. was haulin shit out of a port so on one of them 40' chassis with a "HIGH CUBE" container loaded pretty heavy. i mention the container and chassis because that has a higher center of gravity than a regular trailer. even higher would have been if it was one of those containers with a refer unit at the top of the nose, those have prob the highest center of gravity you can get on anything thats "standard".
anyway it was scawwy but nothin bad happened in the end.
No.1674967
>>1674859trukrs r… real people?
????
>>1674955>fuckin nothing but prairie all around>big wind hitstrukr did good not panicking tho, wonder how long he sat there afterwards. i know i'd be contemplating things for a few minutes after that
No.1674968
>>1674859is this some kind of homo propaganda?
No.1676600
>>1676579did his leg get pinned or is he just laying there in shock after almost getting pancaked?
No.1676611
>>1676579wew this guy has a guardian angel. ofc it's a woman who recklessly opens the door without looking. dude was even easy to spot with his yellow shirt
No.1676625
>>1676611He took the risk of riding in the shoulder, I sincerely hope it was intentional
No.1676641
>>1676579Motorcyclist deserves reckless driving and lady who opened her door deserves assault charges. She was looking in her side mirrors and waited to pull that shit regardless of motorcyclist being a jackass. You can tell she instantly regretted it thinking she killed the dude when she went to hop back in and try to escape the scene of the accident before realizing he was still alive and playing dumb.
No.1676642
>>1676611>woman who recklessly opens the door without lookingPlay it frame by frame. She pauses and looking out her side mirror and then tries to slam her door open to fuck with him. Immediately looks at him, realizes he slid under, then goes to drive away before rembering she's boxed in at this point and turns off the ignition.
No.1676823
>>1676742What a fucking asshole (white truck pulling a Uey)
No.1676836
>>1676823fr dummy just didn't want to wait a couple extra seconds
No.1677128
File: 1737941624965.mp4 (6.58 MB, 1268x720, 317:180, AQPdY-QdGUyWiikqOzs74MHe6r….mp4)

>and ur here already??
lel that boys cooked
No.1677129
>>1676823ya budy thats sum real shitbag drivin
No.1677135
>>1677128hope he rots for being retarded. tf are you gonna drive like an insane person for when you've got over 300 pounds of hard drugs in your trailer. bet his supplier is gonna try and have him offed in jail
No.1677315
>>1677135Messican cartels explicitly run their trukr mules through fairly intense training to be able to answer these sort of questions under pressure and driving gud is a big fucking deal. Well that or they flat-out don't tell their mules what they are transporting because they do it through a semi-legitimate business (anyone who asks questions knows it isn't legit but everyone else thinks it it). This seems more like some nigger/mulatto gang that partially paid their mule by letting him get high on the supply.
No.1677825
also frustratin to see nobody fuckin stops to see if hes alive
maybe they did idk i skipped a lot after da roll
No.1677987
>>1677824He recovered p gud but why the fuck did he just leave the truk there?
No.1677988
Oh nevermind I see it's on its side now, thought it was still upright at the end there
No.1677991
>>1677987>recovered p gudyou had me a little tilted there until i read
>>1677988 No.1678985
>>1678976do i have to start carrying my wepon when i go driving now
cuz i'd pop that retard the moment he tries that shit and i live in one of the very few states that wouldn't gaf about it
No.1678989
>>1678976See sounds like a fucking double nigger faggot, I bet he did something retarded.
No.1678993
>>1678985funniest thing is it's way less likely to happen to you specifically bc your state wouldn't gaf about you popping that retard's dome. societies where citizens are allowed and encouraged to lethally defend themselves are usually vary polite ime
>>1678989hard to tell these days tbh, faggot voice could've done some real retard shit but it's not like there aren't psychos ready to blow a gasket because you honked at them on the wrong day
No.1679034
>>1678976holy fuck why are people such faggots
JUST EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SITUATION INSTEAD OF SAYING OF REPEATING 'IM IN DANGER' AD NAUSEUM
No.1679035
>>1679034when you're in a fucked up situation like that adrenaline takes over and cuts off cognitive ability
guy's still a faggot though for barely maintaining a grip on reality. prolly thought the bolis would just cast harry potter spells against the voldemort attacking his hogwartsmobile or whatever the fuck
No.1679040
>>1679035i've had my share fair of adrenaline pumping moments
never turned into a blathering retard tbh
No.1679042
T'pol or Major Kira
no holes off limit
you must choose….
No.1679048
>>1679042i choose
BOTHT'pols ASS– and Kira's MOUTH
😈😈😈
No.1679180
>>1679040wanking doesn't count
No.1679190
how many srs car accidents you ever been in spee? how many of them were while you were driving?
me:
>4
<0
No.1679192
>>1679190>some bitch in a volkswagen brakechecked me for no reason and smashed my hood in>couple weeks later the latch on the hood finally gave out on the highway and slammed the hood through the windshield>totaled my toyota after owning it for five months cuz i turned left when i wasn't supposed to and a pickup truk plowed into it>totaled my honda after jumping a curb going 40 and it punched a hole through the engine cradle and oil pani'm a good driver i swear
No.1679206
>>1679192>totaled my honda after jumping a curb going 40>after jumping a curb going 40>curb going 40>40there has to be a story here
No.1679210
>>1679206he likes em
slow No.1679211
>>1679180What about waggling my willy at work?
No.1679215
>>1679211if you waggle and no one's there to see it, did it really happen?
No.1679225
>>1679190define srs. i got rear ended twice, once by some drunk retard while my dad was driving and once by some retarded teen whorb while i was driving home from school
both times i had whiplash but didn't need a neck brace
No.1679227
>>1679214.>we're not part of the dramaring tho
No.1679236
3 multi day concussions, last was two weeks
do i win the da tbi owl?
No.1679238
>>1679236how does a 2 week concussion work? do you get hit in the head rally hard and then claim something is gonna happen in 2 weeks repeatedly?
No.1679241
>>1679236prolly
i walked away from all 4 of mine, bit banged up, whiplash. nothin srs
the worst one we got smashed so hard from the side it literally twisted the cars front end upside-down
if i hadnt been sitting like an asshole with my feet up on the dash
my car, my rules, and didnt see it last second and tuck my legs up in fear my feet, they prolly wouldve gotten sheared off
No.1679249
>>1679190>0<100%after skimmin and wagglin thru the posts following this idk wat to say other than
>skill issuegit gud
No.1679252
>>1679249yea im the worst passenger
actually undefined
division by zero
No.1679291
>>1679238that sounds lik QIV budy, yeem just rarted and cant 'member words for a bit
>>1679241wew got any pics? havent done that dash move after seein some xrays. shit look ouchy
No.1679302
>>1679291no its bad luck to save pics of those things
i think i had one for muh insurance purposes, but i dont have it now
that was the scariest one tho
we were pulling out onto a big country road that had a big hill so you couldnt see shit
based injun reservation road planning guy in a big dualie truck hit us, on driver side front quarter, going lik ~85. spun around lik 3 or 4 times and landed in a ditch. both got out and were in hysterics over how we were alive and seemingly fine. looked down at our feet. inches behind the car was two of those roadside headstones of someone who had done the same, but a few inches forward
spoopy
the funny part was after the adrenaline wore off he did actually have to go to the hospital
broken shoulder and some ribs so he got picked up and i hitched a ride from some friends. got to the hospital and they wouldnt let me go see him. turned out cops decided he had an arrest warrant for some gay shit so i had to go bail him out of jail lel
then we got out, took mushrooms, and went to a show
No.1679327
>>1679302lik someone made a scary movie parody of final destination budy
No.1679356
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It's better to not have it, and need it than to need it, and not have it. - dieGHOSTiknees
No.1679375
>>1679190>3<2I totaled one vehicle due to another vehicle swerving out in front of me while in college
and then while working the oil rig post-college because oil makes more money than subcontract labor for military I crashed my truk off a small cliff
>Went into town to buy Arby's (only restaurant in town) and groceries>Listening to classical music on way to the rig down the state highway>Suddenly feel the road ridges to warn drivers they're falling asleep>See sign straight ahead>Scream>Correct course and avoid it>Overcorrected>Slam into different highway marker instead>Slam into three more while just trying to decelerate>Do a 360>"Hah, haha-OHSHIT!">Think I have control of vehicle and let off the brakes and acceleration entirely>Vehicle 180s me directly towards an oncoming semi>Only avoid the semi by driving directly off the side of the highway>Weee-huhaghhugh>Vehicle rumbles down the hill while I slam the brakes to avoid the farmer's fence (thankfully offset from the road quite a ways)>Finally come to a stop leaning HARD towards the driver's side>Take off seatbelt and slam my weight into the passenger seat while turning my wheel in the opposite direction with my boot>Manage to turn truk upright>See a state trooper in my rearview>He waves at me>I wave back>He takes off to chase some guy speeding while making a motion for me to stay put>"Yeah how am I gonna drive off when my eggs are everywhere, jackass?">Collect eggs and other groceries for the week>Sit around for a second to collect my thoughts>Try and start truk and it won't start>Remember I drive a manual and put it into neutral, starts on the third try>Drive that clanky bitch back to the rig yeehaw>Quit two days later because internal bleeding and other health problems short of being unable to climb stairs are considered "work while injured" procedures on rigs lmao No.1679380
i guess for one i wasn't involved in there was one time when i was rly young i was with my dad in his pos mazda in a blizzard to go to a planetarium and he skidded off the road into a ditch, he spent 20 minutes rocking it back and forth before somehow making it out of the ditch and driving half a mile across a field in a foot of snow back onto the road
still have no idea how he did that that mazda was such dogshit
No.1679676
>winter
>clear and really gray like it's going to snow
>passenger
>riding down highway
>mild spin out on ice
>ok that was scary let's just watch for ice and be really careful
>going completely straight up hill
>in left lane
>start slowly sliding
>manage to stop after making a 180 into the shoulder
>catching our breath
>in next 3 minutes see like 3 cars spin out in exact same stretch
>one gets plowed by a semi
we decided to just turn around and go back
No.1680634
>>1679676damn budy gud call headin back better safe than sorry
>>1680625the classic northrop grumman one looks so much better. if theyre gonna get rid of the old tried-and-true maybe ill be able to pick one up for cheap
No.1680635
>>1680625>oshkosh defense corporation lel. they couldnt do worse than the FFVs tbh, tard that designed those fucked passenger side so yeem couldnt put another row of boxes under the tray
LLVs rule but them little fans didnt do shit, a/c gotta be nice and glad they told the hippies to shove it and made 90% of em gas
No.1680930
>>1680913every road is three lanes if you try hard enough
No.1680931
>>1680913hope he gets murdered fuck that guy
No.1681003
>>1680931The guy in the white pickup? Why?
No.1681030
>>1680913I don't see the problem here sometimes these things just happen. Well handled by all
No.1681048
>>1681003no the trukr, dude was going way too fast for the road conditions and right behind a fuckn plow to boot. unless he was having mechanical issues he was being a wildly irresponsible dumbass and shouldn't have a regular license much less a cdl, that kind of retard behavior can cause pile ups
>>1681030u being sarcastic?
No.1681190
>>1681048also also that trukr was passing on a blind curve
fukn pos
No.1681743
>>1681742dude is so fucking lucky his retard budy didn't murder him right there
No.1681758
>>1681742would you be able to remain frens with the driver after that? i think i'd seriously contemplate murder if that happened to me
No.1681788
>>1681742my friend's done some real rarted shit when i'd drive with him but never anything that bad
like he'd drive in the middle of the highway between lanes and say "it's ok bro there's no cops"
he also took one of thoise cloverfield exits with rly sharp corners that ur supposed to go like 30mph on max, he was hitting 60 on them and it was that rly high up interstate up by richmond where you're like 100ft off the ground and i RALY wanted to beat the shit out of him right there
No.1681791
>>1681788>e was hitting 60 on them and it was that rly high up interstate up by richmond where you're like 100ft off the ground and i RALY wanted to beat the shit out of him right thereif youre talking about the shit that's right there near RIC then that's fuckin terrifying i've had to drive up that shit in a box truck when the wind was blowing fast and it was piss pants scary
No.1681814
>>1681791yes, those same ones and it was more like 70mph
me and his brother both tore the fuck out of him right after that
No.1681952
>>1681915>1st onedamn rip budy, picuck truk faggots claim another life
>2nd onerally bad wind or did he fuck up a turn? either way heem
ROASTED No.1682405
>>1682382can't that happen pretty easily if one of the tires bursts?
No.1682411
>>1682382>>1682405Yeah it's on a fulcrum so it only takes a little force to absolutely twist the shit sideways anything over 50
No.1682413
>>1681915havok engine is the engine of irl
No.1682673
>>1682603he was just really excited to see a car wash
No.1682677
>>1682603thats how i stop neger
No.1682679
>>1682675>feb 14 2025the fuk i watched daylight on that day
No.1682825
>>1682820scary shit. i'm glad trukbro made it out. people underestimate how bad smoke is inhalation is
No.1682828
>>1682825smoke inhalation is guuud for you
No.1682833
Wyoming tunnel crash caused by retarded canadian street shitting truk driver Harmanjeet Singh. An indian origin granted asylum by the tyrannical government of canada.
Singh did not maintain lane control and crashed into multiple vehicles before hitting the wall in the tunnel and stalling and catching on fire.
The time is now to slaughter every single canadian and correct the mistake that is their existence.
No.1682852
>>1682820why couldn't he just open his doors?
No.1682884
>>1682878saw that earlier today, you'd think they could make it look not rarted
but is it better or worse than the cybertruk
No.1682888
>>1682884better, ofc it's better lmao it at least doesn't look like a hideous angular chunk of shit out of a 90s cgi cartoon
now
WHER R THE GAY FAPFICS I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS No.1682902
>>1682888i dont even mention the cybertruk in day to day but you can't seem to help bringing hte fucking thing up every other post
No.1682906
>>1682902here we go he's gettin upset and exaggerating, won't be long now
No.1682922
oops wrong thread
need to stop doing that
No.1682941
>>1682909lel
>>1682922did u sage out of politeness
No.1682952
>>1682902hey may have autism but he has trips
what do YOU have?
No.1682960
>>1682902>day in day out>every other post>ctrl + f "cyber>5 results>3 of which were from back in mid-decemberwait do you actually get upset about this?
No.1682976
>>1682960maybe heem angling for that elong bun in the oven?
ez $$$ plus u get to go to mars
No.1682981
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AMIRITE?! No.1682987
>>1682921Is it really critical? He is known to have lung issues IIRC from when he was first elected and went to Colombia.
Either way I'll pray for the old man.
No.1682989
>>1682988yes
well 7 now i guess lmao, where are you looking? multiple threads ago from
months back when you threw your weird homo babby fit?
No.1682991
>>1682987pneumonia in one lung kills people way younger than him all the time
No.1682993
>>1682992will you shut the fuck and stop being a stan for some random billionaire
he's not gonna fuck you, bro
No.1682994
>>1682987>praying for the false popewhy tho??
No.1682995
>>1682993ok now we know it is just one autist
thanks for confirming that budy have nice day of many blessing
No.1683007
i was carefully cultivating him by playing both sides :( but spees slow enough that igi and forgive u lik the pope would
No.1683015
i created this issue by burying a car battery twenty years ago which grew into a cybertree that bears cybertruk fruit and it has come back to haunt me, i accept my punishment for it is just
No.1683017
>>1682994Because even though the Protestants have separated from the one holy catholic and apostolic church, their leader is still a first among equals and deserves that much respect.
You should pray for everyone spartman, especially those you don't like. Pray to be able to tolerate their Jewish antics too.
No.1683088
ok gud talk but wehre r we on the cybertruks ????
No.1683093
>>1683088theyre ugly af and some guy who posts here made money on tesla stocks and somehow this interaction causes drama idk i just use it for banter
No.1683120
>>1683088will you shut the fuck up about your gay little truck
you get paid to shill for MPT
musk, putin, and trumpwe get it
now
FUCK off
No.1683137
>spartman demands cybertruk guy show himself
>he does
>thread devolves into sperging
wew, chaos on demand
No.1683200
❌ eat the bug
❌ live in the pod
✅ drive the electric car
i'm 1 for 3 now. i bought the electric car. i hope i didn't make a big mistake. /sp/rothers wish me luck
No.1683208
>>1683200theyre not a bad idea if you mostly stick to a smaller area but if you wanna do road trips you're absolutely fucked if it breaks down and you're in the middle of the immense swathes of nowhere in the cunt
No.1683211
>>1683208there's good infrastructure where i drive. but yeah i wouldn't use this car to drive into the sticks
No.1683217
>>1683211yah fuck no, none of the mechanics in small towns know wtf to do with electric shit
No.1683220
>>1683200as long as it's not MADE IN CHINA 2025™ and you don't mind driving an Orwellian computer
but tbf if you don't want to drive an Orwellian computer nowadays you have to buy and fix up an old pony car
>>1683217reason #1553 to agitate for right to repair laws
No.1683221
>>1683220>chinaover my dead body, it's a nice bmw
No.1683233
>>1683208I know tesla owners, the battery can barely get you to the next city 100 miles away and back without crapping out you ain't doing any road trips in them budy lol
No.1683234
>>1683217It's not that they don't know what to do but that Tesla refuses to release the OEM data or sell to third party vendors, kinda like apple scam products.
No.1683239
>>1683234even if tesla or whatever did allow third party repairs most small town mechanics won't know wtf to do with them you think their main customer base is driving electric? nah i'm willing to bet many of them rarely deal with hybrids either it's all gas and oil operated in the poor places
No.1683240
>>1683221>bmwgoin off memory but iirc if it breaks you're gonna be payin' apple prices and waitin' john deere times to get it fixed
boxes big enough to rma a car are prob tough to find too
No.1683241
>>1683240living in grrrrmany atm. there's a certified bmw shop on every corner
No.1683242
thinkin about buying a jag
would that be retarded
No.1683244
>>1683242ya budy just get an old kenworth K200 and be done with it
No.1683247
>>1683242aren't those notoriously shitty cars?
No.1683251
>>1683246whichever is available, newer-ish one though
>>1683247from what i've ready they're just expensive to maintain
idk anything about cars
except how to wreck them No.1683252
>>1683251they need expensive to maintain a lot
No.1683271
>>1683251i've only ever known one guy who owned a jaguar and he bitched and moaned about how it constantly needed to be fixed so afaik it's expensive
because it's a shitty car that needs perpetual maintenance but that's just one anecdote so iunno fuckin go for it if you've got the money you can always just get rid of it if it sucks
No.1683336
i wouldn't go as far as calling a jaguar a meme car but they aren't a leading car manufacturer. this means their cars are often 2-4 years behind technologically or you'll have to overpay for the same tech. compare a current jaguar xf to a lexus gs or a 5 series bmw and you'll find no reason to chose a jaguar
No.1683711
>>1683336well at least its not the ps1 graphics pile of garbage like the cybershit
rusts in the rain, breaks in half if you try to tow stuff, and doesn't even connections for fucking steering
made by a fucking nazi to boot
No.1683921
>>1683901is that not just a polite thing to do regardless?
No.1683974
>>1683966st george floyd memorial
No.1683975
>>1683974oh ok good i wanted to know what to be mad about
i'm ongry he didn't do more damage now
No.1683986
>>1683975lol JK it was a civil war memorial fagot
No.1684056
>>1683986oh im not mad then confederates lost get over it queer
No.1684070
>>1684056a civil war memorial honoring the sacrifice of union solders
No.1684071
>>1684070now i'm angry about the asphalt being damaged
No.1684172
>>1684070That trukr did a public service then. Unless it was Grant. Grant was the only honorable yankee during that whole debacle.
No.1684684
gud arkansas bill introduced
Bill Summary>AN ACT TO CREATE THE SECURE ROADS AND SAFE TRUCKING ACT OF 2025; TO AMEND THE LAW CONCERNING A COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSE AND THE OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES; TO REQUIRE THAT OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES HAVE PROFICIENCY IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; TO REQUIRE THAT OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES HAVE A VALID COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSE basically a US CDL, not no foren bullshit; TO CREATE ADDITIONAL CRIMINAL PENALTIES FOR OFFENSES COMMITTED WHILE OPERATING A COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLE; TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.https
://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1844215
https://archive.ph/n2GT6 No.1684686
>>1684684bludy bastard bitch am us citizen can drive lorry bettr than u maderchod
No.1684776
>>1684684I liked it until
>TO CREATE ADDITIONAL CRIMINAL PENALTIES FOR OFFENSES COMMITTED WHILE OPERATING A COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLEFuck nah mang they already made it so you have to go to trial for anything that's not a nonmoving violation and that alone made me drop my CDL like hot lead because of how triggerhappy cops are with over-exaggerating fucking tickets this shit will kill the commercial truckin' jerbs even if it kicks out all those ayyrabs they brought over from Afghanistan as trukrpullrs.
No.1684793
>>1684776my teammate sheem pit manooverd a nigr a few months ago and she dont gotta do no trial
No.1684809
>>1684687fuk yu basted i am of naturalized amrikan citizen wid amrika pasport
i am an reel amrikan
No.1684815
>>1684809i am reel merikan
fite for rites of evry man
fite for what rite
fite 4 lyfe
No.1684872
>>1684776trucking is dead anyway, give it 5 years and an intel processor will be doing the job of 99% of truckers TBH
No.1684879
>>1684872I keep hearing this, but the leap in technology needed to make that happen is greater than the leap in technology needed to make large batteries commercially viable, and that one has been a conundrum for about 40 years now with no solutions in sight.
No.1684886
>>1684879you keep hearing it because retards take such yim claims as gospel and run with it just like converting everywhere into walkable shitties within 5 years (nevermind fags were saying walkable cities would be everywhere within 5 years a decade ago)
next year dude lik totally it'll happen in two years trust me next decade is the century. and ofc if you argue with them about it a lot of them will say some dumb copout shit kike "joos will use der soopah god powers to force it". niggers need to stop falling for popsci clickb8 and blackpill faggotry
No.1684887
>>1684886walkable shitties dont have a tech barrier
No.1684889
is self driving still rarted?
can see em doing it anyway once projected insurance payouts balance out tbh
No.1684895
>>1684887lelk that's why they're everywhere rite?
No.1684897
>>1684889>>1684879>>1684886>>1684890you've really gotta have blinders on to not see the writing on the wall. 5 years ago this shit didn't even exist. now it drives at least on par with a student driver
its like saying how clunky a palm pilot is and how it will never replace the personal computer
then the iphone came out less than a decade later and it does 99% of what normies use a pc for>>1684895its not exactly a TECH problem…
No.1684900
>>1684897yep any day this week next month of proximo año + 2 weeks
No.1684907
>>1684895they're undeniably building them and want more. idk why the guy you made up in your head sayin everywhere yesterday
>>1684897ya tech goes from nowhere to everywhere in a blink. denyin it outright is just as goofed
been in a (relatively) long slump of not much advancement thats lookin lik its about to pop watchin some of the e/acc fags & dup moves
No.1684917
>>1684907>in your headok i guess those hundreds of threads saying stupid shit like >we'd all be in pods in walkable cities while eating bugs and have no cars by 2020 that used to be spammed on bolidicks borts just never happened
but yeah it'll happen tomorrow hour century or whatever because literally everything that is ever predicted and started actually comes to fruition right?
No.1684918
>>1684907also
>tech goes from nowhere to everywhere in a blinkthe only time that has ever happened is in the past century and a half, and the past decade has mostly been stagnant bullshit
what exists today that would've blown anyone's minds in 2015? gay eye? lmao
No.1684937
>>1684917why would you argue with all threads on all boards over the years here? vary confusing
>>1684918correct, tech has only done tech thangs since tech has been around
ya not much since 2015 (srsly get a 3rd rack dishwasher) which is why its prob due
espec with the VC techbros rubbin elbows in da white house, regs are gonna start comin off & cash is goin into andruil etc.
No.1684957
There's a processing power/transistor limitation that has not been addressed for most tech that makes leaps and bounds. Frankly I just don't see anyone finding a way to mass produce (keyword mass produce) the less than 15 nanometer chips required to power such devices on a mass scale commercially.
Yeah dup is throwing a fuckton of money at the problem but it's like throwing a fuckton of money at late game tech troops in an RTS. The ROI is shit and you're basically spending fuckyou money because you got it rather than being efficient or effective. The chips that will be developed are still small batch small scale production they just got cash injections instead of solving the underlying issues.
No.1685027
>>1684937>herelel no wonder you buy into yim shit with reading comprehension like that
No.1685028
>>1685025so can you just refuse to truk in winds like that if you're not weighed down enough?
No.1685048
>>1685028ya budy think about it what company wants their equipment rolled over not only is their shit fucked but they gotta pay to get it back up and outta there. if ur an owner op you gotta do what you gotta do ya but if ur loaded but not heavy as fuck what customer wants you to be not only late as fuck but also all their shit just suffered that roll too. gotta keep the communication up so they arent surprised when you arent there at scheduled time. ive seen lit signs over the highway in wyoming say basically if ur under 30 tons stay the fuck off the road ur BANNED FROM DRIVING WIND TO STRONG
No.1685052
>>1685048damn what's it like driving a regular personal vehicle in winds like that? i've had to drive in 50mph winds before and it was shaking my shit all over the road bc >civic
No.1685074
>>1685027now ur just bein a silly goose
>>1685037oh shit, thats the full shebang. good luck spartman
write me in your will only driven one with shoulder correcting and about wrecked it. once cause i didnt know and once out of spite for it
No.1685093
>>1685025There was a major wind storm passing through, we had major wind storms Monday and Wednesday.
No.1685097
>>1685052Not too bad but depends on how much of a lift you have. In minivans and small truks you get random gusts that damn near knock you off the road if you aren't watching your shit, but you're fine so long as you keep control of the wheel with two hands and stay in a lower gear in manuals. If I had a big truk/anything lifted I wouldn't even bother in anything above ~45mph unless it's just short distance grocery store and back stuff because the wind gusts are likely to make your day y'know?
No.1685122
>>1685112whenever i have trouble sleeping this is the kind of thing my mind plays in my head to make god damn sure i don't fall asleep at all
and grit my teeth the entire drive to work
just look at the road and stop touching your phone it's not hard
No.1685123
>>1685113wat
was that on purpose? wat are they trying to do
No.1685169
to go back to a vary recent topic ill just say if they ever pass this bill
been tryin for years to gib truk & pullrs OT after 40hrs and everyones gotta start payin more for everything cuz the cost to get it there just went right tf on up thems gonna be a lotta ppl "idgaf"ing about safety of robotrux so they lentils dont go up in price. compound dis with da tarrif war >we boutta be waging on *chex note* da world wew shits gonna be exsPANsive before it all regulates and finds a stable price
https
://landline.media/bill-would-guarantee-overtime-pay-for-employee-truckers/
https://archive.ph/0fuLP No.1685272
>>1685268lottery playing luck, go to gas station and play the mega millions or whatever your equivalent is bud
No.1685592
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RAMP IT UP
No.1685886
>>1685846they only allow truks in trukee?
No.1685890
>>1685846is this where old truks go to die?
No.1685893
>>1685592nice 50/50 grind