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IN TWO DAYS
all whorbs have until Monday to find a man to impregnate them or else one will be automatically assigned to you by Your Federal Government -GHOST, Head of Project 2025

vary vary soon
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 No.1676078

>>1675853
White America is Back!

 No.1676080


 No.1676085

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Stonewall Jackson and J.E.B. Stuart, 1861:
"Colonel Stuart, if I had my way we would show no quarter to the enemy. No more than the redskins showed your troopers. The black flag, sir.
"If the North triumphs, it is not alone the destruction of our property. It is the prelude to anarchy, infidelity … … the loss of free and responsible government. It is the triumph of commerce. The banks, factories.
"We should meet the invader on the verge of just defense… …and raise the black flag. No quarter to the violators of our homes and firesides. Our political leadership is too timid to face the reality of this coming war. They should look to the Bible. It is full of such wars. Only the black flag will bring the North to its senses and rapidly end the war."

 No.1676088

File: 1737493536308.mp4 (3.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, homan get em out.mp4)

HOUH bad boys bad boys whatchu gon do

 No.1676090

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>>1676088
>it's started

 No.1676091

>>1676088
christ just listen to that guy talk
real deal jarhead hrs up in here

 No.1676092

not a gud day to be julio from juarez if u know wat im sayin

 No.1676093

>>1676092
if paco was too stupid to gtfo the second dup became win he deserves everything that's about to happen to him

 No.1676094

>>1676093
well paco prolly is laying lower than usual. but they said they were prioritizing gang memebers, so hes not up to bat yet anyways. obv the guys here to make money were never gonna leave peacefully

 No.1676095

*drug money, that is

 No.1676096

burritonacht has begun
we no bang ese

 No.1676097

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>President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance looked visibly irritated during the national prayer service at the Washington National Cathedral on Tuesday when the sermon took a political turn.

>Among the faith leaders who spoke was Right Reverend Mariann Edgar Budde, who had been a vocal critic of Trump and the U.S. government following George Floyd's death.


>On Trump's first full day back in office, Budde, of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington, delivered a sermon focused on "unity," but her remarks grew pointed when she brought up immigrants and LGBTQ youth.


>The reverend spoke directly to the president, saying "Let me make one final plea, Mr. President, millions have put their trust in you, and as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy on the people in our country who are scared. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic and Republican and Independent families, some who fear for their lives."


>"And the people – the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meet packing plants, who wash the dishes at their restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals, they – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors," Budde said. "They are faithful members of our churches and mosques, synagogues… and temples."


>The reverend asked Trump to have "mercy on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away, and that you help those who are fleeing war zones of persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome, our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to a stranger."


>The vice president and second lady leaned over and whispered to one another during the sermon.


>At the start of her remarks, Budde began to "pray for unity as people and nation, not for agreement, political or otherwise, but for the kind of unity that fosters community across diversity and division, a unity that serves the common good."


>"Unity, in this sense, is a threshold requirement for people to live in freedom and together in a free society," she said.


>"Rather," Budde continued, "Unity is a way of being with one another, and it encompasses and respects differences that teaches us to hold multiple perspectives and life experiences as valid and worthy of respect that enables us in our communities to genuinely care for one another, even when we disagree."

sheem just earned a one-way trip to the crystals
glad my church isn't part of this or any of these other "church unity" orgs tbh

 No.1676099

heem brought back the diet coke button too
we are so back

 No.1676101

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>>1676097
Hearing the word
>priest
and
>she/her
in the same news article told me everything I needed to know but I was still laughing about this bitch. No sweetie, women can't be clergy.

 No.1676104

DC Gulag reportedly refusing to let out J6ers and insisting they need to "verify the executive order" before they can process anyone. Putting peeps on hold, transferring them between call centers, and outright hanging up on them when people are calling to figure out why the fuck they can't pick up their family members.

 No.1676107

>>1676104
saw vid where they wheeled one of them boys out on a stretcher
gotta throw some makeup over the gitmo shit going on in there & blast hannah montana till they stockholm syndrome into not talking about it

 No.1676108

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File: 1737500046205-1.mp4 (2.61 MB, 644x360, 161:90, Energy.mp4)

File: 1737500046205-2.mp4 (6.48 MB, 644x360, 161:90, ShitTok.mp4)

Executive orders dup signed:
>Rescind all 78 Biden EOs that rescinded his EOs
>Regulatory freeze to stop government bureaucrats from issuing any new regulations
>Freeze on federal hiring (excludes DHS, ICE, and the military)
>All federal workers must report back to work Monday or they will lose their jobs
>All federal agencies are required to address the cost of living crisis in America, including housing, the cost of home appliances, the elimination of "coercive" climate policies, and the creation of employment opportunities, including "drawing discouraged workers into the labor force."
>EOs appointing "acting" cabinet members for any not yet approved by congress
>Pardoned 1500 J6ers
>EO banning the federal government from interfering in the free speech of social media platforms
>Revoking the security clearance of everyone who signed the Hunter Biden Laptop Letter including the two that are already dead
>Ended birthright citizenship
>Designated all Mexican Drug Cartels as terrorists so the military can be used against them
>Says special forces to assassinate cartel leaders in Mexico "could happen"
>EO that requires the feds to respond to border invasions if the states request them to
>Denali re-renamed back to Mount McKinley
>Gulf of Mexico now recognized as the Gulf of America (Mexican president is seething)
>No more DIE spending in the federal government
>White House officially only recognizes biological man and biological woman as genders
>Officiated DOGE
>Drilling is back on in Alaska
>Alaska's natural resources in general were "legalized for extraction"
>Temporary withdrawal of offshore wind leasing
>National energy emergency declared
>Senior executives can now be found criminally accountable for their managerial fuckups
>Laid out plans for "beautiful" federal civic architecture
>Federal Death Penalty is back on the table
>Full freeze on refugee admissions for 90 days, and then indefinitely until DHS gives the green light for more rapefugees
>Military to assist ICE/Border Patrol
>Withdrew America from the Paris Climate Accords
>Issued an EO that California MUST prioritize people over fish in regards to dumping water to protect wetlands
>EO that "America First" must be considered before any environmental regulation is enacted
>USA to officially withdraw from the World Health Organization
>TikTok pardoned if and only if they joint-venture with an American buyer for 50/50 ownership between America and China
>Announced tariffs begin February 1st
>Thinking 25% on Mexico & Canada

 No.1676109

>>1676075
is there more?

 No.1676110

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 No.1676111

>>1676097
>>1676101
disgusting. >we're long last the time to go full varg on these "churches" tbh

 No.1676112

>>1676109
More than likely. This was from the parts of Russia that Ukraine invaded so it's mostly finding this shit in small villages and the like.

 No.1676114

dup holdin a news conference
>current tiktok offer is shared ownership of their operating permit, 50/50 ownership shared between bytedance and us gubmint
>additional sanctions on vatniks if putler doesn't agree to negotiate
>dup will allow h1b foreigners at "all skill levels" (explicitly mentions fucking WAITERS)
>10% tariff on all bugmen imports if they don't stop the flow of fentanyl
>wants EU to cough up more eurobux for nato and jewkraine
>bolton was a dumb person, warmonger
>claims there are 700K dead hohols and 800K dead vatniks (we'll never know anyways lul)
>wants to open federal land for data centers
lots of the usual dup babble in-between

 No.1676115

>dup says he might install tiktok
oh fuck

 No.1676116

>>1676110
remember when he used to try to be funny

 No.1676117

dup is only two days in office and he is bringing back Hyperborea

i cant believe it

 No.1676119

>>1676114
>>claims there are 700K dead hohols and 800K dead vatniks (we'll never know anyways lul)
no that sounds about right
its def way more than ruskie official numbers
putler goin for that 1M GET. gud for him

 No.1676120

>>1676117
must suck being a demoralization shill rn
lik wtf do you even do when dup comes in and day 1 does all that >>1676108 ?

 No.1676122

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let the great uncuckening B E G I N
no more puppy petplay fetishests as brass
dishonorable discharges for terminal lesbianism

 No.1676123

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>>1676122
>Fagan
can't make this shit up
error postan

 No.1676125

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 No.1676126

>>1676125
no thats actually a dyke tho

 No.1676140

>>1676117
punished trump meme is fucking real lmao

 No.1676141

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SHAQUEEFA HAS BEEN GROUNDED

>Every day, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), within the U.S. Department of Transportation, oversees safety for more than 45,000 flights and 2.9 million airline passengers. These Americans trust the FAA’s public servants with their lives, and it is therefore imperative that they maintain a commitment to excellence and efficiency.


>During the prior administration, however, the FAA betrayed its mission by elevating dangerous discrimination over excellence. For example, prior to my Inauguration, the FAA Diversity and Inclusion website revealed that the prior administration sought to specifically recruit and hire individuals with serious infirmities that could impact the execution of their essential life-saving duties.


>Illegal and discriminatory diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) hiring, including on the basis of race, sex, disability, or any other criteria other than the safety of airline passengers and overall job excellence, competency, and qualification, harms all Americans, who deserve to fly with confidence. It also penalizes hard-working Americans who want to serve in the FAA but are unable to do so, as they lack a requisite disability or skin color. FAA employees must hold the qualifications and have the ability to perform their jobs to the highest possible standard of excellence.


>I hereby order the Secretary of Transportation and the Federal Aviation Administrator to immediately return to non-discriminatory, merit-based hiring, as required by law. All so-called DEI initiatives, including all dangerous preferencing policies or practices, shall immediately be rescinded in favor of hiring, promoting, and otherwise treating employees on the basis of individual capability, competence, achievement, and dedication.


>The Secretary of Transportation and the Federal Aviation Administrator shall review the past performance and performance standards of all individuals in critical safety positions and take all appropriate action to ensure that any individual who fails or has failed to demonstrate requisite capability is replaced by a high-capability individual that will ensure top-notch air safety and efficiency.

 No.1676144

>>1676141
woop woop
dats da sound of da terrain

 No.1676148

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>>1676144
bank angle

 No.1676151

>>1676108
>Officiated DOGE
Apparently it is getting suedfor some lame reason and vivek is out

 No.1676152

dup just pardoned Ross, he made good on his promise to the lolberts

>>1676151
Vivek is insisting it's because he's running for government shit in Ohio but the governor flipped him off and gave the position to hisa nepo buddy so who the fuck knows any more

 No.1676154

>>1676152
wow they really did him dirty when they arrested him
so were the alphabet boys just mad that people were selling drugs outside their sphere of influence

 No.1676159

>>1676148
uhhhhhh
heem ok???

 No.1676160

>>1676151
just the usual lawfare
punished trump taking no prisoners, and since globalists did the whole 'give up the pretext of a real democracy and make the executive branch all poweful' move when trying to fuck him, he's basically unstoppable lmao

 No.1676170

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 No.1676200

>>1676170
>peanut allergy outbreak
>muh chances of not knowing anyone is near zero
i genuinely thought he was doin a bit
ive still never known anyone with a srs peanut allergy

also did they rly b& it in schools? wtf do they give you for free lunch if your parents are broke? used to be theyd give you a skimpy ass pb&j

 No.1676205

>>1676200
it's really bad among kids, there were tons of them when i was in school and it's prolly gotten even worse

 No.1676207

>>1676200
Yeah I had to really dig deep to think of a kid who had peanut allergies and the only one that came to mind was this diabetic kid who disappeared halfway through the 2nd grade that the teachers never said anything about.
>>1676205
God made dirt, dirt don't hurt!

 No.1676215

my mom always used to tell me "you gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die"
turns out a peck of dirt is actually kind of a lot

 No.1676216

>>1676205
i hope they all die from being weak

 No.1676236

>>1676215
i used to literally voluntarily eat dirt and i'm not allergic to anything because dirt removes the hurt ok praise terra and kill all the peanut pussies

 No.1676283

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 No.1676347

>>167628
nasty whore

 No.1676681

>>1676283
They tell these idiots that removing polyps from their wombs is an abortion to obfuscate the argument.



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