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 No.1676202

stay warm duddr

 No.1676210

Gators are cold blooded reptiled as opposed to the warm blooded mamillian humans. Their bodies adjust to the temperatures accordingly, no need to worry.

 No.1676213

>>1676210
Yeah but in cold weather like that they typically go below the water and then pop their snout out to form breathing gatorcicles. Out directly in the snow like that he's fucked since he doesn't have northern reptile antifreeze proteins.

 No.1676227

>>1676213
>>1676213
>doesn't have northern reptile antifreeze proteins
yea i thot thats how it worked
they basically go screensaver mode and go into stasis

 No.1676248

>>1676227
wish i could do that tbh. just walk into a pond with a snorkel and literally chill there for a few months then come back out when the weather's nice and walk around golf courses scaring old people

 No.1676327

>>1676202
fuk gator

 No.1676374

EMERGENCY DUDDER AWARENESS CHECK

 No.1676453

>>1676374
It's over he deded on impact

 No.1676550

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Posting for knowledge

 No.1676655

>>1676453
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
assuming its true if duddr doesnt post a selfie in 3 minutes

 No.1676657

rip rest in peace 🙏

 No.1676659

>>1676550
thanks healthline
o7

 No.1676663

File: 1737747736557.png (1.46 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

the tyrant is dead
time to celebrate



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