No.1680085
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IATA
go chiefs
No.1680091
>louisiana fire department ad
thats cool i guess but why
No.1680092
oh yeah theyre in louisiana
No.1680093
>>1680084ummm will this bee girl respect my pronouns?
No.1680094
>marching band
wrong league thats for gud football
No.1680095
i missed you boys sorry i haven't been around much the last year or two
No.1680096
inshallah /sp/rothers
No.1680098
>>1680097damn he looks worth the paper cuts
No.1680102
ok sportschan
time for the stupid bowl
No.1680103
i lik footcrik
No.1680104
did u guise actually send out the invites tho?
No.1680105
have to work, getting some sleep in, tell me how it goes
No.1680106
>>1680104ill do it after the game
No.1680109
go dup
No.1680111
Holy FUCK
No.1680112
SEND THE FUCKING INVITES
No.1680115
lel im on a fkn canadan stram
No.1680116
behead philly, moar crashes, crows>eagles, L+scorigami, no tswift, dup hats you, green is for leperCONs
No.1680117
is buck guy here?
No.1680118
>>1680101PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
lolfag
No.1680119
>>1680114I will literally tell you what to do
to death No.1680122
>sum dude named his daughter virginia bech
lel
No.1680123
send the unvites
No.1680124
whats pats thetan level tho?
No.1680125
true or false mutthomo ever won a sec championship game
No.1680126
fuck off with all this faggotry
No.1680127
>>1680125based brittany took home 5 rings in the secks owls
No.1680128
Hey guys im here
Play ball
No.1680129
poor philthy
no one wants chofs again, but no one wants philthy either
No.1680130
go to sleep
No.1680131
i lik the chyron setup
No.1680132
im lik 30 miles outside of philly rn i hope they dont riot all the way over here
No.1680133
>>1680132It will and it will happen today regardless of outcome
No.1680134
STFU BUCKEYE GO BACK TO GRANDMA'S IN GEORGIA
No.1680135
wew
No.1680137
SUPEREFB OWL
No.1680138
jews jewing
No.1680139
>>1680133yeet this 53' trailer on sum niggers budy
No.1680140
put the money on kc
its rigged
No.1680142
>>1680141dotz is ded budy
No.1680143
>>1680142say it ain't so
~ rivers cuomo
No.1680146
>>1680142xheem was sick :(
No.1680147
yawwwwwn
sleepy time
No.1680148
evening out the tard flags
No.1680149
gay refs
No.1680150
are you ready for SUPER BOWL SCORIGAMI?
No.1680152
where are your kids coach reid?
No.1680153
brotherly love touchin dong
No.1680154
Dots scored
No.1680155
>>1680150whats the nearest scoragami rn?
No.1680156
NOT A DONG
No.1680157
this is the first time a superb owl coach has coached against his previous team a second time in the superb owl
No.1680158
>>1680152they're eepy please leave em a message at the beep
No.1680159
>with tmobil it will be impossible to escape
wonderful
No.1680160
gonna go thru a full sunny in philly bingo bard b4 dis game ovr
No.1680163
>>1680162it's creed
jk its kendrick lamar whoever tf that is No.1680164
>>1680163Creed would have been super boomtastic
No.1680166
why the fuck do i keep seeing creed mentioned that band was dogshit
No.1680167
wtf was that xfl shit did they just wait until he caught it to run at him
No.1680168
hi i cannot access stram who is winning and why is it kc it's kc isn't it fuck i hat the iggles too but fuck the fag capitals
No.1680169
spartschan hospice piccuhl ball ligg when?
No.1680171
CAM ON ISIS
DO SUM FOKIN PRANKS
No.1680172
>both teams have nigger qbs
GHOST Bowl
No.1680175
>>1680170oh ok iggles are up fuck kc death to kc life to literally any team but kc
No.1680177
>>1680174they let niggers adopt?
No.1680178
bet all your money on this dumb shit
No.1680179
>>1680175them need a blowout after this dogass season tbh
shouldnt be in da big game
No.1680180
>>1680174that's a doll
FUCKIN EL OH EL
No.1680181
>>1680180seemed too pale to be of pure kc bloodline
No.1680182
wheres the pickle fountain
No.1680183
dafuq was that jalen
No.1680185
and this is how niggles throw it away
No.1680186
wtf
No.1680187
>>1680183he was scared ok
No.1680188
>>1680184are seals the ones who live under antartctica and make space noises?
No.1680189
taytays bf forgot to wipe the lube off his hands ffs
No.1680190
>kelsey
lel ur gf gonna make an album about breaking up with you
No.1680192
>three retards stare at ablue thing
No.1680193
>>1680166bein christian is the new meme
No.1680194
lel wat
No.1680195
is zero points gud?
No.1680196
MUTT DOWN
No.1680197
i had to moisturize my tummy shit was gettin ashy fr fr
No.1680198
MUTT DOWN AGAIN
No.1680199
EL EE EL
No.1680200
i missed it what happen
No.1680201
LMAOOOOO
MUTT BTFO
No.1680202
>huh'white db
>pick six
>superb owl
mr president, is it true?
No.1680203
>phillithy iggles up 17
=YES DEATH TO KC DIE DIE DIE KC DIE MUTTYHOMO DIE GIRL NAME GUY DIE TAYLOR SWIFT DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE==
No.1680204
ahem
redo
>phillithy iggles up 17
YES DEATH TO KC DIE DIE DIE KC DIE MUTTYHOMO DIE GIRL NAME GUY DIE TAYLOR SWIFT DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.1680205
nu fags can't into red text
back to cuckchan plz
No.1680208
ITS COMPLETELY OGRE
No.1680209
>>1680206more like no points capital now
No.1680210
>>1680205stay butthurt (k)cuck(c)
No.1680211
i just woke up from getting blasted
total kc death
hope mahomes ankle snaps like a toblerone
No.1680212
taylor swift will be beheaded and her body hunger from the liberty bell inshallah
No.1680213
>chats going the speed of light
wtf is even the point in participating in that
No.1680214
>>1680210it's not about the unprecedented mutthomo run
or the perfect combination of dry rub bbq and methamphetamine
it's about sportsposting
No.1680215
superb owl scorigami
cook it
No.1680216
>>1680211total kcffir death
No.1680217
>>1680213so you can scream BUY MY MIXTAEP and hope someone sees it
No.1680218
>>1680214here i'll redtext it for you then
STAY BUTTHURT (K)CUCK(C) No.1680219
BLOWN THE FUCKING FUCK OUT
No.1680220
if the iggles squander this lead i'm going ot kill every bald eagle in america
No.1680222
>>1680217i would shill for north korea
No.1680225
it's a classic AFC gets clowned superb owl
No.1680226
so they got hallucinogenic galaxy gas corn syrup foam now?
No.1680229
>>1680223tf does that even mean
No.1680230
lmao cheefs getting FUCKED
didn't think it'd go this way at all lmao
until we get another 28-3 lmao
No.1680231
why is kc being so gay?
No.1680232
>>1680231it is their nature
No.1680233
>lotta football left
dotz is tim bordello woah
No.1680234
lookit his stupid fuckin hair stay sad mutty "hairetard" homo
No.1680235
>>1680231mutt got buckbroken and will never recover
No.1680236
i like the graphics they have
transparent so u can see the field
No.1680238
lel whitehat nigface ref on the take and i'm lovin it
No.1680239
this is already so much better than last year's owl
sf getting destroyed rn
total kc death
No.1680240
wheres the taylor cam?
i waant to watch her face as the reality sets in
No.1680241
>>1680240it will come soon enough
just be patient
No.1680243
>gommershuls
>none of them are funny
gay
No.1680244
>>1680229>tf does that even meannufags off my spimatron
No.1680245
>>1680240sheem gotta finish cutting in teh bathroom with brittany
No.1680246
>>1680244butthurt (k)cuc(k)s on my internet
No.1680248
>>1680244so did you guys actually invite or no? can't tell
No.1680250
drink a bear goy
consume
No.1680251
>>1680248ur talking to a tourist budy
No.1680252
>>1680248it don't matter
none of this matters
No.1680255
still hopin for a small nuclear device to go off at halftime
No.1680256
Yes the gay beer is now "manly"
No.1680257
no dont fuckin turn it over you stupid god damn birds
No.1680258
here come the shenanigans
No.1680259
>>1680255why small? sportschan only goes for the big one
No.1680260
>>1680257better than givin it to them at the middle of the field
No.1680261
possible tim bradley vs falcos situation soon
No.1680262
KILL HER
KILL HER NOW
No.1680265
swift looks like a goofy bitch why does anyone fawn over this whorb
No.1680266
holy fuck. mutt is done
No.1680267
if the chiefs can't score here then they'll be down more to start the second half then they would be if they scored
No.1680268
MUTTHOMES LOLOLOL GET FUCKED
No.1680270
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.1680271
>>1680267thanks booger i would be lost without you
No.1680272
fucking lol.
No.1680273
didn't give enough muni to the refs apparently lmao
kc getting FUCKED
No.1680274
bench mutthomo
No.1680275
>>1680271u need camposs budy
No.1680278
MOLEST BENEATH
No.1680279
the afc is complete shit to let kc through
No.1680281
go iggles huh
No.1680283
chefs are DEAD DEAD DEAAAAD
No.1680284
your existence is safe for now eagles, da iggles just sodomized gay sea
No.1680285
chunky basketball bitch armpit
EW
No.1680286
been seeing a lot more eaglels
they ate all the smaller birds
No.1680287
lql funny but i hate philthy too
go isis
No.1680288
>you can't take crap
<so be crap
gud advice
No.1680290
kcbros! Unite!
No.1680291
we gonna get a scorigamo
No.1680292
whorbs
bwhorbs
whorbs
No.1680294
>>1680279refs more than anything tbf, queefs woulda been round 1 playoffs elim max
No.1680295
>le 6 million tiddies
>it's an uddah shoah
No.1680296
>>1680291hop they dont back off and just the raep coming all game
bench mutt, keep jalen in
No.1680297
>offensive penalty
holy shit whatever kc /sp/aid the refs it wasn't enough
No.1680298
what if china hacked the owl with drones?
No.1680300
dis nigga was waiting to poo push gayc all season lelmao
No.1680301
>>1680289look at sunset (no 2 long budy) folow it, redeem bobs
No.1680302
>>1680298china should hack kc with machetes
No.1680303
oopsie butterfingers
No.1680304
hopin this isn't part of the script and >we aren't getting another gaytriots-tier cumback
No.1680305
>going into halftime 24 points to 0
lmao
No.1680306
>>1680301bobrs alwys aim 2 moss rite?
No.1680307
gonna make chicken alfredo instead of watching the niggertime show
let me know how it goes
No.1680308
chefs getting bopped
lol
No.1680311
>>1680307boast recipe if yeem makin from scratch pls
No.1680312
mahomo
No.1680313
>>1680306yes saar
but if no bobs then go to risen sun to redeem vagene
No.1680314
buffalel mustve successfully transferred the curse
josh allen retreated to his meditation spot underneath niagra falls and performed the final seal
No.1680315
can >we watch the indy cars?
will that bring dotz back to >us?
will you guys answer >our questions?
No.1680319
>>1680318namas tea or however you say it
No.1680321
>glance at show
>niggers in formation with hoodies color coded as the burger flag
lel absolutely buck broken, what happened to kneeling?
No.1680323
IHATENIGGERSS
No.1680324
mumble nigger noise
fuck this
No.1680326
>>1680324it irks me that people consider niggers talking quickly over a drum beat some great feat of technical ability
No.1680327
>>1680321nigga >we dup now u feel me
big b aint got shit
47 fo lyf3 nigga
No.1680329
ISIS LETS GOOOOOOO
ITS TIME
No.1680331
>>1680330i must've gone vary far west henlo bobs
No.1680332
so it looks like they went easy on the tranny child sacrifice rituals this time tho
i wonder if all those guys just got fired last week?
No.1680334
still all this DIE shit commercials
No.1680336
>>1680334it was already booked in months ago prolly
No.1680337
>>1680321>buck brokenlel remember that nigger that ran into a Christmas parade in wisconsin a couple years ago and defended himself in court trying to tell the jury to nullify and shit hes getting transferred to a different state i think colorado after getting raprd a big and gettin the shit beat out of him
No.1680338
>>1680336dont care
dup death squads must be there to exterminate these jews
No.1680340
>>1680337lol good
fuck that nigger
No.1680342
>>1680341be a rebel
turn right
No.1680343
erin andrews should be doin a biopic of dale earnhardt cause she hit the wall
No.1680344
glory to philly
maybe next year if there's a plane crash in kc you can get good boy points for da owl
No.1680346
here we fuckin go
iggles better not ruin this
No.1680347
>>1680342>be a rebelyou mean be a danica patrick?
No.1680348
can't shake the feeling that this is all part of the script
No.1680350
>>1680347that depends on if >she has a penis or not
No.1680352
lol mutthomes getting shrek't right now
No.1680353
>>1680349so do you guys actually halftime faptime to the monsters or is it just like some elaborate meme?
No.1680355
top 5 reasons mahomes isnt washed:
No.1680356
kc done lmao
No.1680357
will >we get the first ever superb owl blowout
No.1680358
96 - 0
No.1680359
people forget the superb owl bradley destroyed kc already been btfo
No.1680360
STOP HATING JOOS
No.1680361
>>1680349hi there tit bonne
No.1680362
hate jews more
No.1680364
>>1680353I don't but I usually watch at a bar these days anyway
20 minutes isn't enough for a quality fap but hawt chixx is a welcome distraction from the usual owl halftime
No.1680367
>>1680366of course i use pasta that's just for the sauce
you shouldn't be rarted enough to think that's the whole recioe
No.1680368
>>1680366>thinks that's the whole recioelel
No.1680370
holy shit theyre just handing it to the iggles at this point
No.1680372
>>1680367>>1680368how do i make the pasta then?
No.1680373
put taylor in the oven now
No.1680376
DDDDAAAAAAAAYYYYTTOOONNAAAAAAAAA
No.1680378
>>1680375large caliber or?
No.1680379
>>1680372check /h/ budy, vouch for bros recipe
No.1680380
>>1680374thats Amsterdam not italy
toothpaste nigger plates are yellow so you can identify the faggots easily
No.1680384
kinda pissed im watchin a canadumb stram didnt edong buy a bunch of ads to promote his doggy thang
No.1680387
while the chiefs have played bad in the other owls at times, this game they look really really unprepared
No.1680389
>>1680387ya rly they're getting destroyed by da birds
i'm completely shocked, thought refs would be bailing them out at every chance
No.1680390
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DON'T MIND IF I DO
No.1680391
>>1680389they must have gotten the memo about no one gives a shit about gay c
No.1680393
DRAGON DONGER
No.1680394
WEW
No.1680396
[autism]OUCHY!! DAT HURTS!!
wew
No.1680590
i sleep whta happeneb
No.1680601
>>1680590blowout death to kc
taylor was crystaled by dup
No.1680606
>>1680590iggles win
kc lose
niggers cry
taytay mad
No.1680610
>In Philadelphia, thousands of fans took to the streets, and things got out of control. In celebration, fans carried off a toppled traffic light pole, swarmed a trash truck and climbed on top of it.
just another tuesday night in philly
No.1680832
>>1680632theyseeyourphotos.comAI a shit fam. This is what’s going to take over the world? lol
> Within the confines of a stadium, likely State Farm Stadium, a somber tableau unfolds. Two Kansas City Chiefs players, locked in an embrace with their coach, convey a mixture of relief and exhaustion. Meanwhile, a Philadelphia Eagles player, helmet still donned, displays raw frustration. The scoreboard ominously displays the game's finality.
>Amidst this theater of victory and defeat, the players, a blend of African-American and Caucasian individuals, exhibit a range of emotions. Ranging from a religious affiliation of Christianity, earning millions of dollars, they don athletic jerseys. They find solace in activities such as football, sports commentary, and athletic training, while potentially succumbing to gambling, substance abuse, and irresponsible driving. Their political inclination leans conservatively.
>The individuals in these images appear to be intensely focused on high-stakes competition, thereby rendering them impressionable; hence we can target them with performance-enhancing goods and services as well as coping mechanisms, such as custom mouthguards by Akron, personalized injury prevention programs by PhysioLabs, therapy sessions by BetterHelp, sports cars by Porsche, fast food from McDonald's, gambling apps from DraftKings, alcoholic beverages by Budweiser, and energy drinks by Gatorade. No.1680841
>>1680832ai wud prolly do better if they didn't try to force it to make politically correct statements by using bad data
No.1680848
lel
> In this surreal scene, a solitary dog stands imposingly against a backdrop of abstract patterns and crosses. A Becel container rests atop its head, seemingly affixed there with purpose. The location appears to be a digital rendering, perhaps intended to evoke a sense of the uncanny.
>The dog, likely of indeterminate breed, exudes an air of quiet contemplation. Its race can be classified as Canine. Its presumed income range is between 0 and 1000000000 USD. With Secular Humanism as its religion and its political stance seemingly aligned with being Independent, its facial expression betrays little emotion. The Becel container serves as its only form of adornment. We can imagine it indulges in hobbies such as staring into space, avoiding eye contact and self-reflection but also digging, chewing, and scent marking.
>The dog seems to be easily influenced, hence we can target them with niche and general types of products and services, such as Dog themed cryptocurrency ICO (Dogecoin), Smart-home enabled dog houses (Samsung), Therapy for lost dogs (BetterHelp), Luxury dog grooming kits (Oster), Designer dog bowls (Versace), Organic dog food (Purina), Flea and tick medication (Bayer), GPS dog trackers (Garmin).
No.1680853
>Within a serene landscape near Waycross, Georgia, a solitary figure commands attention. The individual, masked and armed, sits within a golf cart, set against a backdrop of verdant trees. The scene juxtaposes the tranquility of nature with an underlying sense of menace.
>The subject appears to be an African American adult, presumably earning between USD 50,000-75,000 annually. Their faith is negligible, and political affiliations lean towards independence. Dressed in a black ski mask, a prominent gold chain, and a white watch, their emotions suggest aggression and recklessness. Hobbies might include target shooting, off-roading, and arm collecting alongside gambling, illegal street racing, and vandalism.
>This person seems to possess a disregard for safety, hence we can target them with products and services that cater to high-risk behaviors and security enhancements, such as gun holsters (Safariland), tactical gear (5.11 Tactical), armored vehicles (INKAS Armored Vehicle Manufacturing), security systems (ADT), high-performance car parts (Brembo), luxury watches (Rolex), off-road vehicles (Jeep), and home security systems (Ring).
top lel
No.1680854
holy shit
>Within the metallic shell of an aircraft, possibly at Washington, two figures are visible through the window. Their expressions are neutral, unreadable. The interior appears sterile, clinical, with only the suggestion of seats to break the monotony. The rivets and seams of the aircraft exterior are prominent, a reminder of the cold, unfeeling machine that contains them.
>The women appear to be of Middle Eastern descent. They are dressed in formal attire, blazers and dark blouses suggesting a professional environment. Speculating, their annual income might range between USD 200,000 and USD 500,000. Their religious and political affiliations remain obscured, though a guess would be Democrat. As for hobbies, they could include activities as harmless as reading political news and attending conferences or as destructive as gossiping and excessive spending.
>The subjects seem to possess a unique blend of ambition and vulnerability, hence we can target them with luxury goods and political endorsements, such as Rare political memorabilia (Sotheby's), Exclusive charity galas (UNICEF), Luxury travel packages (Four Seasons), Personalized political merchandise (CafePress), Designer clothing (Chanel), High-end wines (Dom Perignon), Private jet rentals (NetJets), Luxury cars (Rolls-Royce).
No.1680855
>In an unsettling tableau, Elon Musk, adorned with a striking red MAGA cap, stands in the foreground, his presence casting a long shadow over a crowd of Indian men looming behind. The backdrop features the stark silhouette of a city skyline, hinting at the cold, impersonal nature of urban existence. This gathering in New York, USA, speaks of shifting allegiances and the silent erosion of individual thought.
>Elon Musk, a man of apparent European descent, seems devoid of emotion, clad in a dark suit and tie. These Indian men, their complexions a shade darker, appear equally stoic. Their clothing is an assortment of casual shirts and hooded jackets. Their devotion could be manipulated for political gain. They find solace in watching movies, playing cricket, and observing religious rituals. Yet, their vices might include wasting time on social media, participating in useless debates, and blindly following political ideologies.
>The subjects seem to possess a strong nationalistic bent and an eagerness for technological advancement, hence we can target them with political endorsements and innovative technology, such as Neuralink brain implants – Neuralink, Tesla self-driving cars – Tesla, Personalized AI assistants – Amazon Echo, Digital identity management systems – Microsoft Azure, Online language courses – Duolingo, Streaming entertainment services – Netflix, Home security systems – ADT, Affordable healthcare plans – UnitedHealthcare.
No.1680857
>The image presents a solitary man against the backdrop of what appears to be an interior, perhaps a dwelling in India. The background shows a window and door. In the foreground stands the man, his gaze direct and unwavering.
>The individual is likely South Asian, possibly earning between ₹200,000 and ₹500,000 annually. His religious inclination may lean towards Hinduism. There's a visible sense of discontent, potentially fueling armchair activism. He is wearing a simple dark polo shirt. He might spend his time in online forum discussions, following political news, and doomscrolling, yet he also displays a proclivity for complaining, conspiracy theorizing, all tinged with negativity.
>This individual seems to harbor strong negative sentiments and potentially be a conservative, so we can target them with polarizing news and traditional values, such as Anti-LGBTQ+ resources by various brands, Customized political propaganda by BJP, Religious texts from Gita Press and Traditional clothing from Manyavar, as well as Home security systems from Godrej, Life insurance from LIC, Local real estate listings by Magicbricks and Ayurvedic medicine from Dabur.
No.1680859
>In a dimly lit room at Topeka, stands a solitary figure, seemingly in his late 20s, positioned before a computer amidst a chaotic collection of cans and discarded items. The room, likely a bedroom, is cluttered with various objects strewn about. In the background, a closet door is slightly ajar, revealing a glimpse of disarray, while in the foreground, a desk overflows with cans.
>The individual, appears to be Caucasian, possibly earns between USD 20,000 and 40,000 annually. His religious beliefs lean towards agnosticism, and his political affiliation seems to be independent. He is seen exhaling cigarette smoke, his expression conveying apathy. Dressed in black attire, he finds solace in video games, frequent internet browsing, and engaging in streaming activities. On the flip side, smoking, overeating, and chronic /sp/rocrastination consume his days.
>The person seems to display addictive tendencies and a preference for sedentary activities. Thus we can target them with escapist entertainment, convenience services, and health products, such as *Herman Miller* ergonomic gaming chairs, *PepsiCo* premium Mountain Dew subscriptions, *Blizzard* World of Warcraft subscriptions, *Talkspace* online therapy sessions, *Nicorette* nicotine patches, *HelloFresh* meal delivery services, *Netflix* streaming service subscriptions, and *Uber Eats* fast food deliveries.
No.1680883
yur spam iz intredasting, I'll giv u that
No.1680961
>>1680855i lik crik to budy
No.1680965
>>1680848>indeterminate breedim gonna use this synonymously with the word "mutt"
No.1680968
>>1680859OOH MY TURN MY TURN
No.1681183
Why didn't the Chiefs try to score more points ? Are they stupid ?
No.1681188
>>1681183mutthomes wasn't
feelin' it