No.1686074
>>1686000nah you can join almost any branch other than da United States Marine Corp Shake and Fries Apple Pies Hoo-Ray 😤🫡
#Air Force: 17 - 42>Army: 17 - 35<Coast Guard: 17 - 41Marine Corps: 17 - 28>Navy: 17 - 41%Space Force: 17 - 42 No.1686075
>>1686074what branch do i join to go through the
stargate? No.1686076
>>1686074i think the age got pushed up in '23
https://archive.ph/yyzCF>>1686075mofukken SPACE FORCE CUH!!!!!!!
No.1686078
%/SP/ACE FORCE
No.1686081
>>1686058fyi moon was almost full this morning where i live
No.1686082
>>1686074Well shit, when did they raise the age? Used to be like 28 - 30 was the cutoff for all of 'em with army being 32 or 34 or something. I know you can serve past your age bracket if you're already in but they had p strict ages for oldest recruits.
Might have to do that when I pay off my debts in about 18 months and go kill some messican cartelniggers for that there GI bill. Don't wanna be doing (skilled) physical labor when I'm 50.
>>1686076That's prolly why I stopped paying attention in '22 because 23 was a shitshow
>>1686046nah he'll go to Florida prolly, heem holding out on erectionb owl until he gets some kinda deal with dup so he can lose graciously/not get assassinated and then fuck off to his Florida mansion where Ron will suck his dick for a nickel
>>1686062Yeah ammonia is some explosive chemical shit, that shit's gonna fuck with the air too it be like that tho'
>>1686072p sure that happened several months ago but cool beans
>>1686075Navy if you wanna have a jerb after military, chairforce if you have a very specifig profession you want to git gud at.
Muhreens are window lickers and army will just get your legs crippled from PT but blame it on an IED lol
>>1686058You don't even watch sparts prolly wouldn't even know who won at Hockey recently if not for washing tariffshit
shut up autist sad
No.1686083
>>1686079Prolly sign up as a milcel to fund drugs? I dunno spro
No.1686094
>>1686081tesla stock is also down ~33% since this time last month no wonder his mensies are out of control
if xonotic spartman is seeing this it'd also prolly be a gud idea to not bother with any of the /v/s next time tbh apparently>we can't even have a gamenight without some obnoxious tourist setting up shop and acting like he runs shit
No.1686095
>>1686094tbh Muskettaman collapse was inevitable it's kinda surprising it's happening right now rather than 6 months ago tho'
>>1686084Fuck man, Jamie was my favorite reporter over there, only one outside of Alex where I'd bother watching the show from time to time. He really was set up to take over the company when Alex retired.
I hope they catch the glowniggers that killed him and lock them up for life, fuck I'm actually rally sad about this i don't usually get sad about journos dying
No.1686096
>>1686071hard to say it's not like joos dont also backstab each other and yim midget has gotten on
a lotta people's bad sides over the past several months
>>1686074>i'm almost too old for r me reconscription couple more years and i'm in the clear
No.1686110
>>1686108gud job creampuff
fukn took long enough
No.1686113
>>1686109that or they know a lot and are getting off on your ignorant frustration knowing they have the ability to end it but won't
No.1686116
>>1686109sheem right tho
if you wanna see them actually charged you need to wait for lawyers to do lawyer thangs. cuz if they know all the evidence against them, you cant rly corner em in court
No.1686117
>>1686107Starting to wonder if getting rid of Gaetz with the 17 y/o affair yim wasn't just da joos planting Bondi to keep IDF-pedophile relationships from surfacing
erryone knows mossad controls congress through child sex slaves
No.1686118
>>1686108Well yah ceasefire lets them consolidate forces and purge defectors
whether the snowniggers agree to it or not is a completely different story they've already been burned twice on ceasefire negotiations so they may say "fuck off" y'know?
No.1686119
>>1686110to be fair Elensky wasn't doin' no favors
it's hard to work out a deal with the pipo you wanna be an ally with to fuck over yurop when some kike comedian gets in your way with a big ol' war
No.1686120
>>1686049heh, speaking of which
Doug Ford suspends 25 percent tariff on electricity to US, will meet with Howard Lutnick on Thursdayturns out Ford panicked when the burgers responded in kind and now heem trying to smooth shit out to avoid getting ousted after talkin' a big game and havin' nothing to show for it
This is why you don't go for the touchdown if you run like a geriatric old man. Fucking Leafs deserve the rake
No.1686123
>>1686117u sayin bondi has child sex slaves?
No.1686124
Supreme Court to decide whether conversion therapy is free speech
>The Supreme Court will hear a case over whether conversion therapy is protected by the First Amendment in its next term. Conversion therapy is meant to convince people to change their sexual orientations or gender identities.
>Colorado banned the practice, but a Christian therapist is arguing that the ban violates the First Amendment right to free speech.
>The lawsuit uses a 2018 Supreme Court ruling as an example. In the ruling, the court said that a California law requiring anti-abortion clinics to notify clients about abortion access violated the First Amendment.
the most clown world headline you'll see in a long time
No.1686126
>>1686124thats not what freeze peach is tho?
No.1686127
>>1686126uhh pumping my two year old full of hormones is freeze peach bigot like come on now sweaty
No.1686128
>>1686127yah thas nod freeze peach either tho?
No.1686132
>>1686098Polish bidness man see: buy high sell low, have your savings stole!
No.1686141
>>1686124>Christian therapist>collieradoaint they still taking bake the cake dude to court? that chemtrail gravy be hittin at high elevations
No.1686142
>>1686117idk if botox gaytz wouldve been better tbh
in america you have to go all in the jeet
No.1686145
>>1686118ya idk if they will or should take it tbh
>already been burned twice on ceasefire negotiationsfuckin nuland came out and said minsk was a ruse cruise from the get
then holhols launch largest drone swarm yet today
putler deserves a nobel peace prize for not poisoning half of western leaders out a window tbh
No.1686148
>>1686120lamo bro went from floppin his nuts on the table to poppin the bussy back in a day
also that carney fag only moved to leafland in january & has 3 passports
not even worth statehood, miteb worse than commiefornia
No.1686150
>>1686149duddr deserves more respect than this
so sad
No.1686155
>>1686145he doesnt deserve a peace nobel
he deserves a kick over the head and a "fell for it again" medal for going along so many times with crooked agreements and not responding to escalation with asymmetric force therefore encouraging more of the same
as for the "ceasefire"
its obviously not good enough for ru since they haven't achieved their stated goals and will just be used to restock ammo
i.e. putlel will take it
No.1686157
>>1686149sounds like xhe was just gonna roll w it anyways, but then politicians gotta dramafag
cringe
No.1686158
>>1686155nah thats crazy hes taking it for sure
zman will chimp out again tho prolly
No.1686162
>>1686148miteb? budy california is a utopian paradise compared to leafland the only thing separating them from commie faggot regimes of the cold war is they haven't committed any massacres otherwise the marx koolaid is in their fuckin bone marrow by now
No.1686163
>>1686149i'm sure this retard's constituents are glad their elected official is shitting his pants and wasting everyone's time with brownie point pronoun faggotry
swear to fuckin god these people need medieval punishment to knock their retarded asses back down alto earth, try crying about xhes and xirs when someones shoving a red hot poker into the soles of your feet
No.1686165
>>1686158because putler just has SUCH a sterling record
he really is the new Cato
No.1686167
guess >we're getting into the whataboutism argument again, fuck this repetitive shit i'm gonna go jerk off
No.1686203
voice is too aggressive it changes the whole energy
No.1686234
>>1686141Yee, tl;dr he won.
Summarized version:
Bake the cake guy won his court case back in 2018 and SCOTUS said that the violation of law on the part of the state was so egregious they couldn't even begin to conduct a case about the law itself since they were too focused on restoring the ugy's property and rights. So a tranny tried to bring a similar case against him like a week later and Colorado jumped on that shit because double-dipping is the state's motto when it comes to punitive measures against people they don't like. Colorado Appeals Court brought the fine down to $500 hoping that the cake shop would just pay the fine and let the state win the case by default but the cake shop told them to fuck off with that shit and that they refused to let them have the W. Colorado Supreme Court dismissed the tranny case entirely at the end of 2024 in order to avoid having dup investigate them for this bullshit and to keep their stupid and highly illegal anti-discrimination law on the books.