No.1685614[Last 50 Posts]
SUMOharu basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcornereveryday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT
if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
No.1685632
>>1685614>if slov provides source for the videos that isi got you budy
https
://t.me/SumoCuts_info/4
https
://t.me/c/2334215975/15
https
://vk.com/sumocuts
https
://plvideo.ru/@SumoCuts
https
://sumocuts.glitch.me
No.1685648
slappy tiem
No.1685652
>11am CT
wat i thought it was gonna be around noon EST
FUCK
No.1685659
>>1685652its around noon EST
17:00 UTC
calculate yours
No.1685666
it starts NOW
No.1685667
sumo starts in 7 mins!
No.1685712
large man smash
No.1685716
portly fellow brawl
No.1685756
>>1685652its EDT now budy, and believe it or not noon Eastern is 11 central u silly goose
No.1685763
>kotozakura starting off with a loss
damn and the look of determination he had entering the ring got my hopes up for the young ozeki cmon budy yu gotta get it together for 2025 with them double stacked double d titties
>hoshoryu squats on the clay
>stands up, rushes to the corner
>claps twice during the rush
<crowd goes wild
>gives some firm and convincing belly slaps
<demons utterly terrified, rush out and flee the entire prefecture
<crowd absolutely loses it
this guy puts on a good show whether he intends to or not. i feel real lucky he was the first i got to see rise to yokozuna
>quickly loses very first bout as yokozuna
lel
No.1685765
both ukros lose their fight but were competitive
No.1685767
>>1685765ya. i think shishi did better than the other holhol
No.1685807
>>1685763Abi is a tricky one
No.1685810
>>1685756yeh i forgot about dst being over i said so in the chat yesterday ugh pay attention to
ME No.1685811
>>1685756>>1685810so you already moved the clocks?
then its 13:00 East Coast time? (that is 1pm)
still it's 17:00 UTC that's sure
No.1685821
>>1685811ya about 31:39 hours ago
No.1685822
pudge budge
No.1685835
blubber shove
No.1685840
whale flail
No.1685853
SUMO IS STARTING IN 5 MISN BUDYS
probably gonna wait another 5-10 mins tho
No.1686051
>>1685983exactly that needed to be edited out! aweseom budy
sumo in 1 and a half!
hour
No.1686066
sumo in 25
misn
No.1686088
gud fights, glad I could catch the second half
thanks budy
No.1686092
gud sumo today
No.1686301
SUMO TIEM
No.1686311
gud fatslap budys
No.1686492
sumo in half an hours budis!
No.1686505
retsu go
No.1686753
>i won't be able to watch sumo tomorrow
FUCK
at least there's sunday
No.1686851
10 minutes til sumo
No.1686860
>>1686859Hokutofuji based volcano.
Takerufuji has a black one with a crow I think.
No.1686865
>>1686842it was me it was me all along and i hated missing it
No.1686872
>>1686865sumo tomorrow budy
No.1686874
>>1686865a doctors note is required
No.1687002
sumo yes?
No.1687014
hakkeyoi
No.1687027
thanks budys for attending, great chat
No.1687045
>>1687027watching sumo is fun especially with spartmen. i didnt think i'd get into pushy slappy this much but i lik it a lot more than nigger collide now.
guess i could call this nippon collide lel
No.1687053
>>1687045it's really easy to get into. like after 10-15 fights you know what's going on, what's a good fight and a lame one and what fighters you like
No.1687107
>>1687053wa ka fla kka ha ka
test
No.1687108
oh so you can split his name up like that then
anyway that's my favorite sumo that name is so fun. too bad he's mediocre but whatever maybe he'll train rally gud and become yokozuna
No.1687109
wahkahtahkahkahge of the forbidden name i meant
No.1687157
longest sumo names: Yatsushironishiki and Mitsushimanishiki
No.1687161
>>1687108>>1687109Waka The Unnameable Kage
hes good rikishi, good fighter
before his injury he looked like one who might reach ozeki title, i think he still has a chance
sure rn he isnt doing that great
No.1687164
>>1687159you could blindfold him with dental floss
No.1687176
>>1687164i think his eyelids are enough blindfold even when they're "open", don't trust this sumo behind the wheel
>>1687161oh he got fucked up? i only vary recently started watching so i don't know who's a brokedick and who's in great condition
No.1687195
>>1687176heres stats:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi.aspx?r=12370>In Makuuchi - 190-123-56/311 (25 basho), 1 Yusho, 2 Jun-Yusho, 5 Gino-Sho, 1 Shukun-Shotranslation:
1 tournament championship, 2 runner ups, 5 technique prizes, 1 outstanding performance award
highest rank is sekiwake, which is just one step below ozeki (yokozuna > ozeki > sekiwake > komusubi > maegeshira #1 > m#2 etc.)
in 2023 he had to miss 3 consequent tournaments due to injury, so he fell way back, and spent the last year climbing back
his week point is his age, he is 30 now, and I guess he risks re-injury all the time
No.1687200
sumocrik gud
No.1687207
SUMO
No.1687212
oh shid tomorrow Onosato and Takayasu fighting it out!
No.1687411
sumo
No.1687415
SUMO STARTS NOW
No.1687495
is there a basho for every season?
No.1687586
this is what i saw concerning tickets. all translated automatically except the hashtag.
#минуткасумо
>Following numerous questions about how to get tickets to sumo with minimal effort, I am conducting research. So far my answer is no way, but I am not giving up.
>According to Japanese tradition, the right to buy tickets is first played out in a lottery. To take part in it, you need to register on the website of the sumo fan club https://fanclub.sumo.or.jp/ It is easy to do, you only need an email address.>The interesting part starts further – to take part in the lottery, you need to buy a premium account. As you can see in the picture, the most expensive accounts (Yokozuna and Ozeki), which give the maximum chances of buying tickets, can no longer be purchased. The statuses of Yokozuna, Ozeki and Sekiwake give the right to participate in the first and second stage lotteries, lower statuses – only in the second stage lottery.>After this, the remaining tickets, of which there are not many, go on general sale.
>But let's get back to the fan club membership. To buy a paid account, what do you need? That's right. A Japanese address and a Japanese phone number. I'm still wondering what to do with this, whether the Japanese address should match the card billing and whether the account confirmation comes to the Japanese phone number.source:
https
://t.me/japensho/3574
https://archive.ph/0ZD8d No.1687587
>>1687495every two months
No.1687613
>>1687587oh shit so no super long waits in between then nice
No.1687617
>>1687613yeah
january, march, may, july, september, november
usually starts 2nd sunday and goes on for 15 days straight
No.1687619
>>1687586perhaps when buying tickets, should start here with the reading
site is the official site of Japan Sumo Association
https://sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/ No.1687654
SUMO IN 1 HOUR
No.1687839
wake up!!! sumo in 2 hours
No.1687865
>>1687863do you have the video of the sumos jump roping? the one where there's like 3 or 4 of them going all at once with a long rope it was ridiculous
No.1687874
>>1687865sadly no, must be a sight
No.1687895
>>1687874it was vary funny imo. it prolly isn't too hard to find just looking it up on youtube i'll do that when i get home from work
No.1687945
i keep missing sumo strems
when next strem
No.1687947
>>1687945they're the same time every day for 15 days each basho, i think this weekend is the last of this one. i can only watch the weekend ones bc of work :(
No.1688036
>>1687945today at 17:00 UTC - convert to your time zone
No.1688088
>>16880861. Kotozakura
2. ?
3. Terunofuji
4. Hoshoryu
5. Hakuho, Tekerufuji, Hoshoryu
i think
No.1688092
>>1688088>2. ?琴恵光関✨
17年間の土俵人生
お疲れさまでした🙇
そして
初土俵から1,043回連続出場👏
Echoさん✨
ありがとうございました🙏
which gogl translates as -
>Kotoehime Thank you for your hard work over 17 years in the sumo ring And thank you Echo for 1,043 consecutive appearances since your debutmaybe echo is the birb? im gonna assume echo is the birb. if you find it relevant, the post with that pic is from may 17 last year
No.1688094
>>1688092ah, i think its Kotoeko, he fell down the ranks quickly from makuuchi and retired recently
he was a cool smaller sized rikishi
No.1688120
SUMO
No.1688261
sumo today
THEN MORE SUMO TOMORROW
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
No.1688264
>>1688261if ur the budy that cant make it today, todays vids should be up on plvid
No.1688276
>>1688264nah it was just last weekend i couldn't watch on saturday but thanks for the heads up
No.1688298
they should add a part of their ceremonies where all the top sumos jump rope in the ring and whoever wins becomes emperor of japan
No.1688299
an hour and slappy
No.1688306
>>1688299>stram loaded quick with no flaws when i checked just now my internet connection blesses me today
No.1688311
sumo
No.1688312
>>1688306something must have gone wrong
No.1688421
>>1688312no the stram was gr8 until it got to the bicc boy battles but even then it was better than usual
its definitely my connection tho its gotten rally shit lately despite them raising my payments by 5 fuckin dollars
again No.1688481
>>1688421no i meant hte norm is that it doesnt work, so its working must have been an accident
No.1688506
come on budys sumo in 25
last day
No.1688512
SUMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1688518
here is makuuchi in case of shitty stream
https://plvideo.ru/watch?v=BoeOR1fjB7yqvery sory budys
No.1688524
gud season of sumo budys. lookin forward to the next one in two months
No.1688539
>>1688518sweet, ty you the man
don't sweat it. boomer mom can't find natto at all anymore let alone host
No.1688548
ah actually i think why the stream sucked
the file was over 500Mb so CF couldn't cache it
i haven't checked I guessed it was compressed enough
No.1688588
next basher is in may right?
No.1688655
>>1688588may 11th, too long ;_;
No.1688665
>>1688655convert your mind to sumo time, it's a fat circle
No.1688715
>>1688709if i didn't know this was sumo i would think it was some strange abdl ritual lmao
it's gotta feel fuckin awesome to slap the shit out of your opponents and then have all your budies yell
BANZAI while you hold a big ass trophy
look at him he's the smuggest cunt alive in that moment
No.1688718
will be back in nipland next month
I will try to go to sumo event happening at yasukuni shrine
No.1688760
>>1688718you the crikmonkr travelbro? how've you been doing?
No.1688813
>>1688760no
he lives there
No.1688897
*error posting*
No.1688914
>>1688906no, nippongol. he's jap
but speaking of mongols i looked up mongol wrasslin on wikipedo and this is what i found lmao
>boots>undersized shirts>booty shorts i know these guys are hardcore and could prolly kill me with their bare hands but the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that simpsons skit where homer takes bart to a steel factory to show him what manly men do
we work hard
we play hardHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.1688917
stop for a moment and consider these stupid sexy daisy dukes conquered the known world
No.1688922
>>1688914gaay
everyone involved in that should be shot immediately
No.1689679
>>1688922woah, that thang looks kinda smart
No.1690998
standing in the kitchen
slapping my belly
No.1691016
>>1688914for one, cant laugh too hard cuz these dudes would actually rape me
two, its kinda brutal if you think about the logic behind it. the reason theyre short is to make grapples even easier, from basically any position. looks lik they sometimes tie ropes on em too to make it even easier. lotta flips.
also, just imagine the sheer intimidation of some screaming mongolian barbarian, runs up to you, looking str8 out of a gay porno, then just judo flips you onto your ass by your panties or your bra before you even know what happened. p brutal
i honestly wouldnt even know how to begin to defend myself if i was caught out in just my lingerie and fuck-me-boots, and here these guys are making it look ez
No.1691032
>>1691016>lingerie sissy is afraid of flipslatex bodysuit cuck chads win again
No.1691051
>>1691032true
nothing screams combat supremacy lik a man in a full gimp suit, covered in water-based lubricant
No.1691053
>>1689679nah that thing
RARTED ,
No.1691145
>>1691070man i recognized this was a castlevania monster and went and looked it up bc i forgot which specific game this sprite was from and then i saw the name lmao
No.1691230
>>1691219nice i bet thats a rally gud time
No.1691238
>>1691145i only remember him cuz thats how you get the muramasa in aria of sorrow and theres one room with lik a thousand of those guys flying around
No.1691244
>>1691238yah they were a fuckin pain in the ass to deal with too, as soon as i got the bat spell i'd just fly past them every time after i collected the soul or spell or whatever it was called that every monster had in that game
No.1691462
>>1691219that one budy gonna make it to next basho?
No.1691560
>>1691462if you meant me no. i'm poor and dumb so it'll be awhile before i ever make it to nippon but it
will happen
unless i die first lel and i will sit there and be autistic in the background while big japanese meatballs throw each other into the crowd
No.1691589
>>1691560>not being smart, wealthy, and attractive like mey not budy?
No.1691591
>>1691589becus
i was born str8 No.1692650
>>1691016>make grapples even easierthe job of mawashi
tho
manry japanese pantsu > mongorian sissy suit
No.1692652
>>1691219best gumbai at gyoji
>02 09must be one of the exhibition bashos
No.1692693
got fucked over by these slanty eyed fish faced demons today
Got to Tokyo as early as I could. Dropped my shit and raced to the sumo event at yasukuni around 10:30 for a 12:00 start
Line of people waiting to get in. Line up in the back and am immediately told "the line is finished" by their guards or whatever. They keep letting japanese people line up but every time a foreigner tried to get in line we were told capacity was full, no entry, go away…
They let at least 100 gooks through after I showed up
No.1692705
>>1692693shit dude i knew they hated foreigners in nippon but that's still a bit on the nose
lik why even let outsiders in if you're just gonna do that
No.1692707
>>1692705That particular shrine is known to be super nationalist. They portray war criminals as heroes and enshrined as gods or some shit there. US, China, and worst gorea all have given the nips shit when their president goes there and by proxy supports the glorification of war criminals.
No.1692717
>>1692707oh so they're doing the right thing
go to gym btw chinrcel
No.1692728
>>1692726yes
it's called war budy the only crime is losing lmao
the victors never hold themselves accountable for that type of shit, deal w/it
No.1692731
>>1692728>victors never hold themselves accountable for thatjapan won ww2
TIL
No.1692734
>>1692731not saying they did im saying the allies did all the same kind of monstrous shit especially the soviets
its gud that nippongols are saying fuck you gaijin >we're idolizing our past too. "war crimes" is one of the gayest pussy things to come out of modernity youre supposed to brutalize your opponent if your at fuckin war with them only retards get upset about it especially almost a century afterwards
No.1692738
>>1692734so war crimes are gay because they are hypocritical
but what you are really saying is that victors also shouldnt try to hold those they defeat accountable for it
but if theres no deterrence anything goes and there should not be any kind of rules of engagement or escalation ladder either… its total war from the get go… not sure military strategists agree with that
No.1692748
right
its a yakuza thang
yakuza hate gaijin
bummer
youre prolly lucky they didnt try to extort you or somethin
i member hearing that used to happen to bands a lot back in the 80s/90s. yakuza would show up at the airport and basically commandeer your tour, and take most of your money. the alternative obv being they tell you to gtfo the fucking island now, and the tours cancelled
No.1692754
>>1692738i don't care about your pedantic strategy horseshit it's been 80 years sunce the war ended and they had two nukes dropped on them if there's a point where people should stop bitching bout them being totally worser than >us it was when they had like 250k people wiped out in the span of minutes and who knows how many from the aftereffects
keeping on kicking your opponent well after they're defeated and telling them they should hate their existence is psychotic and is also what leads to future wars
No.1692762
>>1692754>was when they had like 250k people wiped out in the span of minutes and who knows how many from the aftereffectsso there is this other deterrent which is not the war crime legal prosecution and opprobrium, its just far bigger war crimes
are you suggesting thats a better, less hypocritical, more broze-age-warrior approach? should other cunts get their eye-for-eye retribution in too?
>they should hate their existence is psychoticoff topic
this would be what (((>we))) did to west germany (and the soviets did not do to east germany): a thorough cultural deconstruction of the national character seeking to promote guilt, shame, and self-hate (in addition to the "war criminal" thing ofc, that the soviets did do)
this was not done to japan and criticism over the matter of "worshipping" of "war criminals" is not equivalent in any way (just need to compare the health of character of east vs west germans)
No.1692764
>>1692762i'm not reading all that nigger i stated my point and i'm sticking to it go resume the argument in the fagolics thread if you want
No.1692768
>>1692754>also what leads to future warsthis
this is big reason why you dont do warcrimes
its not about bein such a nice guy or loving ur enemy or whatever. its literally just saving ur grandkids from having to fight the same fucking war in lik 60yrs
No.1692772
>>1692769i'm not getting back into the argument because of a halfassed misrepresentation of a simple statement you petty bitch
No.1692776
japan should bar niggers and all the other ricenigger mudraces from sumo
even bar yuros sure
but americans should always have access as victors over their dumb little chink imperialist attempts
drop a third nuke on these retards if need be to prove a point that america defeated them and will always defeat them
No.1692782
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>>1692693>2023>Reddit managed to get in but spartman couldn'tMaybe it's a new thing in retaliation to the recent disrespectful tourists acting like idiots in Japan.
No.1692789
>>1692694Those things seem to artificial and touristy. Really wanted to see actual sumo. Maybe one of these trips will line up with a tournament.
I only had that one day in Tokyo and I specifically made a day trip there for this sumo event. I'm in Komatsu the rest of the week.
>>1692782I don't think they would have turned me or other foreigners away if I got there much earlier before there was a huge line of people.
I had no option to get there earlier.
The tourists acting like idiots is getting worse each time I come here.
No.1692791
>>1692789>huge line of people.Might be that. The national past time is lining up early for anything.
>KomatsuKomatsu in Ishikawa prefecture? I've visited there once. Home to Komatsu constructions. Just near Komatsu station is a small park showcasing all the big trukrs of komatsu, it's pretty neat. The city also has a motorcar museum and a baseball museum which could be fun to check out.
No.1692796
>>1692791Yeah
I'm here visiting Komatsu corp
No.1692844
>>1692693ur from wrong cuntry budy
>>1688080 No.1692846
>>1692844It's been about 80 years since they were taken down a peg. Long overdue.
A chinese nuke will probably fukushima the whole island soon.
No.1692883
>>1692846a chinese nuke would prolly explode in china
No.1692885
>>1692769>>1692777>cunts at war doing horrible shit>vs cunt that isn't at war with another cunt that is supposedly its ally attacks said cunt with zero provocation in an attempt to draw them into a waryou know why that's a retarded comparison right? like you're just pretending right?
No.1692888
>>1692885you are foolish to think the kikes and their rabbis haven't already honored and glorified the kikes who attacked uss liberty
No.1692925
>>1692888it still wasn't a "war crime" it was just a straight up crime is the point
guess this confirms youre an actual retard tho read more books to improve your reading comprehension
No.1693317
>>1692883whole world is chiner
muh urse liberdy