==TODAY'S SCHEDULE-=='''Brewers''' (0-1) vs. '''Yankees''' (1-0)>12:05 PM CT<MIL +138 NYY -164''FDSN-WI'''''Angels''' (0-1) vs. '''White Sox''' (1-0)>1:10 PM CT<LAA -164 CWS +138''FDSN-SC'''''Twins''' (0-1) vs. '''Cardinals''' (1-0)

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MLB THREAD 03/29/2025 Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 15:41:27 No.1689520

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
FS1

Orioles (1-1) vs. Blue Jays (1-1)
>2:07 PM CT
<BAL +109 TOR -129
SNET

Phillies (1-0) vs. Nationals (0-1)
>3:05 PM CT
<PHI -159 WSH +134
MASN

Pirates (1-1) vs. Marlins (1-1)
>3:10 PM CT
<PIT -124 MIA +104
ATTP

Giants (1-0) vs. Reds (0-1)
>3:10 PM CT
<SF +103 CIN -123
FDSN-OH

Guardians (1-0) vs. Royals (0-1)
>3:10 PM CT
<CLE +103 KC -123
CLEG

Rockies (0-1) vs. Rays (1-0)
>3:10 PM CT
<COL +170 TB -206
FDSN-SUN

Red Sox (1-1) vs. Rangers (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
<BOS -103 TEX -117
NESN

Mets (1-1) vs. Astros (1-1)
>6:15 PM CT
<NYM +104 HOU -124
FOX

Braves (0-2) vs. Padres (2-0)
>6:15 PM CT
<ATL -141 SD +120
FOX

Cubs (1-3) vs. Diamondbacks (1-1)
>7:10 PM CT
<CHC +102 AZ -122
ARID

Tigers (0-2) vs. Dodgers (4-0)
>8:10 PM CT
<DET +181 LAD -220
FDSN-DET

Athletics (1-1) vs. Mariners (1-1)
>8:40 PM CT
<ATH +136 SEA -161
NBCSCA+

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Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 16:01:09 No.1689524

brewasz

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 17:31:20 No.1689532

death to new york

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 17:46:09 No.1689535

yankees gettin spankeed

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:03:33 No.1689538

File: 1743271412895.mp4 (42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, back-to-back-to-back.mp4)

yankees doing the spankin

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:19:22 No.1689542

should've gone for the head
filthy yankee

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:23:55 No.1689544

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fuck you

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 19:37:43 No.1689558

>>1689538
Yankees delivered the spankies, dam

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 21:59:51 No.1689574

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i just learned that scherzer has different eyes like in the chinese cartoons

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 22:15:38 No.1689579

uggghh wadinas lik suuuuch a thot omggg
did you hear what her and chad did after only their first date? yikes

Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 22:29:02 No.1689581

>>1689520
why is she wearing a catcher's mitt on the pitcher's mound?

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:01:57 No.1689602

>>1689579
did they kiss with their no-no parts?

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:54:59 No.1689608

lets go braves

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 18:10:53 No.1689683

gob rewersz

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 18:25:32 No.1689686

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>>1689520
IATA
go yankees

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 21:09:52 No.1689720

>>1689686
hello friend

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 22:54:49 No.1689735

yankees did a massacre to the "brew" """"crew"""""

Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 23:50:28 No.1689753

>>1689735
fuk u saunanigger filthy yankees deahtt o new york death to cuomo death to aoc death to george santos KILL EVERY SAUNAKEE GUN THEM DOWN INTH EST TREEST

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 00:31:23 No.1689758

>>1689753
brew….crew?????

AGE AND NFL TEAM AFFILIATE

NOW!!!!!

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 01:55:04 No.1689766

>>1689758
89 m pyongyang
go pak go

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 11:09:10 No.1689808

>The New York Yankees put up an impressive 20 runs, a whopping nine of which were homers, over the Milwaukee Brewers Saturday. However, some are saying the performance is largely due to a new style of bat dubbed the “Torpedo.”
>At least five Yankees are currently swinging a Torpedo, and each of them homered against the Brewers.
>The Torpedo, which MLB confirmed as legal Sunday, was developed by a former MIT physicist, Aaron Leanhardt, who served as an analyst for the Yankees during the 2024 season.
filthy yankees can't win without cheating

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 11:55:25 No.1689812

>>1689808
>torpedo bat
wat

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 12:01:24 No.1689813

>>1689808
>Aaron Leanhardt, who served as an analyst for the Yankees during the 2024 season.
MITnigger is about to get so filthy fucking rich. richer than any MITnigger job ever
>oh ur a rocket scientist now?
>pffft i bet u still have to actually go to work
>what do i do?
>i designed a baseball bat
>once

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 12:08:35 No.1689815

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>>1689812
looks lik its just a slightly diff shape that allows for a slightly diff weight distribution

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 12:16:04 No.1689816

>>1689813
Shit sounds so cash!

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 14:28:26 No.1689830

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idk
looks lik youd foul more, doesnt it? it looks thinner and the rate of change of the curve gets raly severe on the inside of the sweetspot
but i guess MITnigger tho, so its prolly lik calculused as to account for a lot of yim statistics
and i can imagine the spankees have plenty of yim statistics for an MITnigger to apply calculus to

reminds me of that yim new englander bowling spart. candlepin bowling. it looks lik a candlepin attached to a handle of a bat. and he went to MIT, so he undoubtedly played it at least once. wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:31:59 No.1689852

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Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.
>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:32:14 No.1689853

wrong thred fuk i suk at this

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:37:49 No.1689855

>>1689853
you even posted in the wrong mlb thread you idiot

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 18:41:27 No.1689879

>>1689853
>>1689852
h'wut in gods name are you doin son just look at the thred you're clicking on

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:28:14 No.1689933

>>1689852
womyn btfo