==TODAY'S SCHEDULE-=='''Twins''' (0-3) vs. '''White Sox''' (1-2)>1:10 PM CT<MIN -189 CWS +158''MNNT'''''Royals''' (1-2) vs. '''Brewers''' (0-3)>1:10 PM CT<KC -105 MIL -114''FDSN-WI'''''Red Sox''' (1-3) vs. '''Orioles''' (2-2)>1:35

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MLB THREAD 03/31/2025 Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:13:40 No.1689843

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (0-3) vs. White Sox (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN -189 CWS +158
MNNT

Royals (1-2) vs. Brewers (0-3)
>1:10 PM CT
<KC -105 MIL -114
FDSN-WI

Red Sox (1-3) vs. Orioles (2-2)
>1:35 PM CT
<BOS +123 BAL -146
MASN

Rockies (1-2) vs. Phillies (2-1)
>2:05 PM CT
<COL +228 PHI -280
NBCSP+

Mets (1-2) vs. Marlins (3-1)
>5:40 PM CT
<NYM -197 MIA +164
SNY

Rangers (3-1) vs. Reds (1-2)
>5:40 PM CT
<TEX -119 CIN -100
RSN

Pirates (1-3) vs. Rays (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
<PIT +167 TB -201
ATTP

Nationals (1-2) vs. Blue Jays (2-2)
>6:07 PM CT
<WSH +140 TOR -166
SNET

Angels (2-1) vs. Cardinals (3-0)
>6:45 PM CT
<LAA +128 STL -152
FDSN-W

Giants (2-1) vs. Astros (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
<SF +105 HOU -125
NBCSBA

Guardians (2-1) vs. Padres (4-0)
>8:40 PM CT
<CLE +114 SD -134
SDPA

Tigers (0-3) vs. Mariners (2-2)
>8:40 PM CT
<DET +101 SEA -120
FDSN-DET

Cubs (2-4) vs. Athletics (2-2)
>9:05 PM CT
<CHC -131 ATH +111
MARQ

Braves (0-4) vs. Dodgers (5-0)
>9:10 PM CT
<ATL +183 LAD -222
FDSN-SO

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:15:32 No.1689844

IATA GO YANKEES

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:20:43 No.1689847

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how are the yankees new bats even legal???

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:22:56 No.1689848

>>1689843
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:23:28 No.1689849

>>1689847
wew

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:54:16 No.1689860

hoplite wadina could handle my spear iykwim

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:55:12 No.1689861

>>1689847
niggas is gettin paid an shiieeet

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:58:22 No.1689862

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does crikbats be illeegl? or is of racsm too india?

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 17:08:25 No.1689865

File: 1743440904106.mp4 (7.86 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fag capital of the world.mp4)

total kc death
go brwewerz

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 17:18:57 No.1689868

>>1689848
didnt hoplites wear sandals and lik hardly any armor tho?

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 17:22:10 No.1689869

wadina would prolly wear heels tho cuz shes an whorb

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 17:26:43 No.1689870

wadina should become brewerz fan instead kc is for garbage whorbs and fags
wadina not whore wadina wife

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 18:00:08 No.1689873

brewerzwhorb would be a disgusting bar skank w incredible tits but fat frumpy fugly errytang else

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 18:06:56 No.1689875

>>1689873
fuk u budy wisconsin grils r hot

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 18:38:19 No.1689878

>>1689868
they would pound their shields tho that was like standard ancient warfare intimidation tactics
shit was prolly scary af imagine multiple thousands of soldiers doing that at once it prolly sounded like some biblical catastrophe

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 19:16:42 No.1689883

>>1689868
she's wearing sandals tho

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 19:24:28 No.1689885

File: 1743449068086.mp4 (8.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, andrew_benintendi_crushes_….mp4)

benistendy murdering the twins. nice 0-4 start for them. death to all teams from minnesota

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 19:49:51 No.1689888

>>1689878
>pound their shields
then immediately turn into a giant armadillo and slowwalk their way in to poke you to death with a giant ass pike
that shit mustve been absolutely fucking infuriating to have to deal with when it first dropped
what do you even do?

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 20:30:39 No.1689892

>>1689875
>wisconsin grils r hot
sure until 20 hard yrs of beers and brats kicks in

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 20:41:37 No.1689894

>>1689888
accuse them of cheating while secretly putting "robin hood" in the ancient console until you have enough gold to spam onagers at them

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:09:17 No.1689900

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disgust borderig on anger

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:23:50 No.1689902

go braves

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:35:26 No.1689904

>>1689900
them're both kinda at one if ya think about it

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:50:46 No.1689906

>>1689888
thebes sent spartans home to pottery fap by stacking niggas 50 deep on a flank, won a 2v1 with pure zerg rush

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 22:00:04 No.1689907

i rally like that hoplite wadina
very cute, very stoic

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 22:13:32 No.1689911

>>1689902
me to budy

Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 22:57:17 No.1689918

Jerkopson Profar was suspended 80 games for roids.

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:42:53 No.1689937

>>1689918
wtf why would you get suspended for hemorrhoids

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:27:04 No.1689951

>>1689937
You can’t bring pillows into the dugout to sit on.

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:08:04 No.1689959

>>1689951
this implies pillow fights are banned too what a gay fuckin "spart"

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 17:56:46 No.1690064

Did You Know?
Pillow fighting is an official sport covered by ESPN!