>>1690907>strong>6'1">muscle>tomboy>well-educated>can have deep discussions on philosophy and theology with<i am not romantically or sexually attracted to menlook son… i hate to break it to you, but you actually ARE romantically attracted to men, based on what you just told me. you just described every gril evers ideal generic starter bf: the strong tall and domineering muscly manly man with a gud head on his shoulders and you can actually talk to since he raly deeply cares what you have to say on philosophy and theology
nods along and isnt JUST trying to get in ur panties tho hes not some jerk lik brad was ugghh no chads different cuz he just luvs u sooo much <33 and omgg those eyes…
ill give you the benefit of the doubt on the latter
bummer for you tho, cuz useless-english-degree-holder cock is gotta be a zillion times easier to find than a literal unicorn. lotta gymbros w shit eng degrees. prolly 10s of millions.
you might as well be looking for el dorado with that gf. prolly better off too since she wont even be gud enough without a cock.
no, you want a bf that loves you, or at least pretends to love you. just lik literally every gril ever. thats why its very important that you follow these next steps vary carefully before you troon out:
firstly: immediate and total cessation of any and all cuckime, and/or cuckime-adjacent, consumption, including any manga, mango, manga(s), cuckime (OVAs, DVDs, series), cuckime-related video/card/boardgames;
then: acquisition of an instrument, anything long and smooth and not too girthy with a rounded head, ideally flared=base; and
finally: an immediate
EMERGENCY INJECTION of gachi, then bass
IMPORTANT: DO NOT TAKE THE GACHI AND THE BASS TOGETHER IN THIS STATEYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED for 3 hrs on, 1hr off (8hrs sleep ok every 16-24hrs), or until you start to feel
betterfailing all that im afraid theres very little i, nor anyone else, can do for you
you could maybe get raly wine drunk and watch the notebook and cry? idk. that will only stave off the hunger temporarily tho, and it could just as easily make it much worse. youll HAVE to get a bf eventually or youll troon out for sure.
im vary glad you came to me with this when you did spartman, it was vary brave of you. if you had waited much longer its doubtful there couldve even been anything i could do
never forget, youre not alone in this champ. dr spee is here to help you work through this *firmly embraces your upper inner thigh in a loving, fatherly manner*