No.1693421
>>1693396i knew a crikmonkr that tested pharmaceuticals on mice and he said they were all inbred af and it made me wonder how much that affects lab results
>michigan>says ohio in the upper left?
No.1693423
>>1693409nigger went on an odyssey
nogyssey
No.1693433
It's come out (been leaked) amid dup forming nuclear talks with Iran that Israel wanted to launch a preemptive strike on Iran with American support instead and dup firmly told Bibi to fuck off.
It's up in the air whether Bibi will attack Iran in May as originally planned without American support.
No.1693436
>>1693433Plot twist
Dup aligns with Iran and Imam Duddee and the /sp/aliphate obliterates isntreal
No.1693491
>>1693433bobo gittinyoohoo is an absolute coward like all jews and won't do it
No.1693500
after bump limit, >we should feed the entire today thred into an AI and tell it to summarize the entire thred as if it were federal court proceedings. then post it at the end of the thred
No.1693504
>>1693433lel ya know whats kinda goofy?
fuckin bill maher mightve done that
i guess bill maher had a date w dup the other night, and it went p well, so well in fact that he had to go on his own show and explain to his neoliberal audience that dup, in fact, is not actually that crazy and generally p personable in 1-to-1 interactions.
one of the main things he criticized dup on was his fumbling of obongos iran deal
which tbf to dup was a very retarded deal that gave iran a LOT of leash for basically nothing in return. basically: dont btfo israel (which they prolly werent gonna anyways) and you can do whatever (insert batshit iranian clerics interpretation of "whatever") u want. dup reportedly asked bill straight up, how do
you think i should handle iran? he said winding back towards some kind of deal like the prior one was prolly the best idea to avoid moar war
no shit. but dups got enough neocons in his circle hes prolly literally never heard that No.1693505
>>1693500do it then all you have to do is ctrl+a ctrl+c ctrl+v
No.1693513
>>1693491they genuinely couldnt even touch iran without US backing, maybe even without intl/coalition backing. irans gotta be one of the most impossible places to invade in the world. its literally a giant ring of impassable mountains, w a fuckoff huge desert in the middle. afghanistans prolly worse geographically, cuz its ALL mountains, but iran is almost as bad. worse, its also a major weapons manufacturer so its armed to the teeth, and is totally energy independent. the best thing the IDF could rly hope to do on their own is to harass them with missiles and airstrikes. but even then, they have AA, so thats not free either. this isnt some bumfuck jihadi group chilling in the desert. iran has a pretty modern military. if IDF can barely deal with hamas and hezbollah in their own backyard, how tf do they expect to deal with iran? and how tf do they even expect to get there? just march in through iraq? whos gonna let fucking israel create a supply line through their cunt? i know sunnis/shias hate each other, but they ALL hate yahoudi more. so in the "best case" they end up marching through iraq and sitting in the same fucking trenches that saddams boys sat in for 10 fucking yrs. GG
theyre gonna have to go kick rocks, cuz its just not happening rn
No.1693535
>>1693504more info. three of hegseth's aides got pulled i guess
>>1693513they got them hypersanics that embarrass the dome too. yids got enough goin on with gaza and syria
not totally rulin out dup poking at imam alamadingdong a bit as a show of force bargaining chip (against iran and isntreal) but does seem unlikely
No.1693552
>>1693541i lik how its just presumed impossible that indians could ever not durkadurkadurka on every syllable so they invented an AI-specifically for de-jeetification
No.1693605
>>1693591dudddr nooooooooooooooo
No.1693607
looks lik its 6 injured, no ded
couldntve been dudr his GOCK is way bigger than that
No.1693612
>>1693605influx of rapefugees was the last straw
duddr finally fukn snapped
No.1693626
>>1693612this is actually honestly lik a perfect situation tbpfhwu
you got all the ledditards who immediately went back to leddit, then lik 90% of the literal cuckchanners who all went blindly to the totally-not-just-literal-cuckchanners-themselves ebin oldfags retreat of shartys succ-shack. theyve all settled neatly into their designated general thredas.
meanwhile spee just gets to sit back, do nothing, and win by being the lone non-ded board with actual posters and cultur
the real question is:
is GETball back on?
if >were transitioning back to altchan era, and erryones gonna stop posting on cuckchan, i say its high time that >we start educating these fucking faggots that sportschan is the only way and there is no god but CRallah and dudder (PBUH) is his prophet
No.1693633
>>1693630its funy too cuz lik they totally had this if they wanted it bad enough, they fumbled the ez part
>took all the time to plan and successfully execute a hack of 4cucks>knock it completely offline>total re-write of teh code needed>all hotpockets doxed<couldnt be fucked to upgrade their own serb to accommodate for the ENTIRETY OF CUCKCHAN which, ya know, id presume was the whole point showing upoops
No.1693641
i cant get over that
bitch is lookin str8 ded, just walks by, takes a sip a joe, records it, posts it online
no lik, "hey, u alive?" or anything?
No.1693645
>>1693641u blind? she just has her period
No.1693647
>>1693645mustve forgot the ibuprofen at home
No.1693664
Judge rules Google violated antitrust law, ad empire may be restructured
>A federal judge ruled Thursday that Google violated antitrust laws in the digital ad market. The decision could lead to a court-ordered breakup of parts of its business.
>A second trial will determine how Google’s advertising empire might be restructured, with Judge Leonie Brinkema considering possible divestitures.
>The case is part of a broader push to dismantle the dominance Big Tech has on multiple industries, with other lawsuits targeting Apple, Amazon and Meta over their market influence.
No.1693668
>>1693591This is the 20 y/o who was some sheriff deputy's kid innit?
No.1693669
>>1693664I'm torn since Jewgle ads are why the interwebs are cucked but also whatever they replace it with will inevitably be worse
No.1693677
>>1693666>wouldn't it be terrible if all the rich people left seattleseattle is already a homeless junkie infested shithole lmao if the rich people fucked off it'd just be san francisco but further norf
No.1693681
>>1693677Homeless junkies don't stay in cold places without assistance from the rich to be fair. That's why our local homeless are mostly migratory/seasonal.
No.1693808
duddeman why did you shoot up florida state university?
have they not suffered enough? first football is a disaster, then basketball, then gators win the championship, and now you kill them with a fun?
No.1693824
>phoenix ikner
>son of a sheriff's deputy
>"hate speech conspiracy theorist"
oh boy here >we fuckin go. get ammo while it's cheap
No.1693826
>>1693824it only happens under recucklicans, every single fucking time
how many shooteroos happened under bidup AND were reported on en masse? i can't think of any. meanwhile dup had to deal with half a dozen at least.
yeah yeah preaching to da choir whatever
No.1693855
>>1693826p sure there were multiple tranny shootaroos that were played up until the media found out they were on "the gud team" and then ofc they stopped talking about them
No.1693891
>>1693866>Social Distancing>Mask MandatesThese were literally based on common sense. A mask reduces particulate distance and size when sneezing or coughing. Standing further away from someone makes it harder for you to be exposed to their sneezes/coofs/farts. The stupid bullshit was mandating any of it instead of just saying "hey this is a good idea for your health."
>LockdownsNo excuses for this shit after they insisted stopping plagued Chinese businessmen from entering the cunt was rayshism
No.1693904
>>1693880>have mercy upon jewsstill early but lookin like a /sp/aliphate endorsed message
>>1693893>>1693896 No.1693939
>>1693891>common sense>A mask reduces particulate distance and size when sneezing or coughingif thats what they tried to force, nobody would give a shit.
instead they tried to force everyone to wear a mask, and you were literallying killing grandma if you didn't.
there were already meta-studies, pre pandemic, on respiratory viruses that btfo any narrative that wearing a mask would prevent YOU from getting sick form someone ELSE
there was absollutely nothing common sense about it, and everything entirely about control, hysteria, and gaslighting
No.1693940
>>1693939Yeah good job not reading the rest of my post.
No.1693941
>>1693420dude you can admit its a cool truck, nobody cares
No.1693943
>>1693940i did read it retard.
dont say something stupid like mask mandate is 'literally based on common sense' when no, it wasn't– there was actual scientific study dont that btfo wearing a mask– and when it WAS mandated, it wasn't for sick people where it might do some good, but for ERYWONE
No.1693980
>>1693941i got tired of this stupid shit a long time ago and have only been responding out of habit, guess that's the only reason you keep randomly bringing it up? i'll stop homo jesus christ i never thought calling it ugly would result in a year or so of obsession