No.1691699
>dotznet bot travels several hours into the future by car to kill wadina in fag capital
No.1691713
c'mere ya mangy mutt its coon beating day
>>1691696idk if intentional but adidas was a nice touch
No.1691720
>>1691713ofc it was intentional. i'm not a hack
No.1691724
>>1691720i will never doubt you again senpai
*bends over for mandatory /sp/anking*
No.1691734
>Former MLB pitcher Octavio Dotel was killed earlier today when the roof of an iconic nightclub in the Dominican Republic collapsed. Dotel was among the at least 79 people who lost their lives in the incident.
i rember him
No.1691742
>>1691734looks lik a smol chernobyl
bummer
at least he didnt die at a gay bar
or hell, maybe heem
shouldve been at the gay bar. building mightve been more up to code on the
No.1691744
go braves
No.1691758
go brewres
kill crorado
No.1691769
>The Toronto Blue Jays and the Boston Red Sox are set to face off tonight at Fenway Park. The pitching matchup features Kevin Gausman for the Blue Jays and Tanner Houck for the Red Sox.
>Gausman, a seasoned right-hander, has been a model of consistency in recent years. As of April 4, 2025, he holds a career record of 103–103 with a 3.84 ERA and 1,769 strikeouts. In the 2025 season, Gausman has maintained a 3.97 ERA with a 0.71 WHIP and four strikeouts. Notably, he has recorded 17 double-digit strikeout games in a Blue Jays uniform, second only to Roger Clemens in franchise history.   
>Houck, a right-handed pitcher, has experienced a challenging start to the 2025 season. Over two starts, he has posted a 6.52 ERA with eight strikeouts and a 1.76 WHIP. His recent outings have been marked by command issues and a high hard-hit rate. Despite these struggles, Houck was an All-Star in 2024 and has shown the potential for strong performances in the past.   
>This game presents an intriguing contrast between Gausman’s consistent track record and Houck’s efforts to regain his form. Fans can anticipate a compelling matchup as both pitchers take the mound tonight at Fenway Park.
No.1691779
i would say go red sox but they suck so hard i can't even shit on the leafs this time
No.1691787
>>1691779yea theyre raaaaaly bad rn
i hope they win and death to canada anyways tho