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File: 1744483013844.jpg (321.48 KB, 819x1229, 819:1229, dudders_maid.jpg)

 No.1692350

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tigers vs. Twins
Game in Progress
>DET: 1 - MIN: 0

Phillies vs. Cardinals
Game in Progress
>PHI: 0 - STL: 0

Giants (10-3) vs. Yankees (7-6)
>2:05 PM CT

Mets (9-4) vs. Athletics (5-9)
>3:05 PM CT

Blue Jays (8-6) vs. Orioles (5-8)
>3:05 PM CT

Red Sox (7-8) vs. White Sox (3-10)
>3:10 PM CT

Nationals (6-7) vs. Marlins (6-7)
>3:10 PM CT

Braves (3-10) vs. Rays (6-7)
>3:10 PM CT

Royals (7-7) vs. Guardians (7-6)
>5:10 PM CT

Pirates (5-9) vs. Reds (6-8)
>5:40 PM CT

Angels (8-5) vs. Astros (6-7)
>6:10 PM CT

Brewers (8-6) vs. Diamondbacks (7-7)
>7:10 PM CT

Rockies (3-10) vs. Padres (11-3)
>7:40 PM CT

Cubs (9-7) vs. Dodgers (11-4)
>8:10 PM CT

Rangers (9-5) vs. Mariners (6-8)
>8:40 PM CT

 No.1692365

File: 1744490465343.mp4 (8.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 6d2ff939-de050667-0ecb4d5c….mp4)

AND THE BLUE JAYS ARE IN FLIGHT!

 No.1692371

File: 1744491212200.mp4 (17.69 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 49701525-77b3-455b-b9c6-55….mp4)

santander returning to baltimore

 No.1692382

File: 1744495473826-0.mp4 (765.51 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PRETTY FLOWER.mp4)

File: 1744495473826-1.png (40.63 KB, 898x330, 449:165, eyes.png)

File: 1744495473826-2.mp4 (765.51 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PRETTY FLOWER.mp4)

>sync vibrator up to go off when a run is scored
<for every team
WHORBW A T C H E V E R Y T H I N GWHORB

 No.1692385

File: 1744496194142.jpg (199.72 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy vs sf top 9th apr 12th….jpg)

>>1692350
IATA
go yankees

 No.1692387

File: 1744496399166.jpg (266.1 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy upcoming schedule nxt ….jpg)

almost over
kc soon™

 No.1692388

File: 1744496601054.jpg (202.35 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy vs sf final apr 12th.jpg)

good win

 No.1692393

File: 1744498673240.png (2.38 MB, 1024x1536, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1692350
fuck you and your Chinese shit

 No.1692396

File: 1744499070582.png (2.44 MB, 1024x1536, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1692397


 No.1692399

>>1692387
kc is a vary gud town

 No.1692401

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>>1692397
hi
>>1692399
good digits questionable comment

 No.1692402

>>1692401
yeah no my comment was very accurate. i can prove it mathematically

 No.1692405

File: 1744500771862.webm (259.83 KB, 648x480, 27:20, prove it.webm)


 No.1692406

>>1692405
what the fuck thats creepy as hell what is this?

 No.1692407

File: 1744501495736.png (2.82 MB, 1024x1536, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1692405
listen here you fucking applelover:

Theorem: Kansas City is a gud town.

Proof:

Let:

B = Barbecue quality

M = Music scene (specifically jazz & blues)

S = Sports success (e.g., Chiefs, Royals)

C = Cost of living

V = Vibes (subjective but measurable via festivals, people, culture)

Assume:

A town is "gud" if its overall Quality Score
Q satisfies:
Q
=
B
+
M
+
S
+
V
C
>
T
Q=
C
B+M+S+V

>T
where
T
T is the national average threshold of town goodness.

Assign values (objectively):

B
=
9.5
B=9.5 (legendary BBQ)

M
=
8.5
M=8.5 (rich jazz & blues history)

S
=
9.0
S=9.0 (Patrick Mahomes exists)

V
=
8.0
V=8.0 (First Fridays, friendly people, fountains)

C
=
5.0
C=5.0 (low cost of living compared to other cities)

T
=
5.0
T=5.0 (national average)

Q
=
9.5
+
8.5
+
9.0
+
8.0
5.0
=
35.0
5.0
=
7.0
Q=
5.0
9.5+8.5+9.0+8.0

=
5.0
35.0

=7.0
Since
Q
=
7.0
>
T
=
5.0
Q=7.0>T=5.0,

Therefore, Kansas City is a gud town.

Q E D

 No.1692417

File: 1744504315852.mp4 (2.84 MB, 1280x622, 640:311, FAG CAPITAL.mp4)

>>1692350
>/librejp/ meem
wew
>>1692407
counterpoint

 No.1692436

>>1692407
>no mention of the local meth scene
garbage rankings go in the garbage

 No.1692490

File: 1744544752082.mp4 (21.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, J4tLz5Dz64t6Ldrm.mp4)

WOOHOO

 No.1692518

File: 1744558367306.webm (851.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ITS NOT TRUE.webm)

>>1692407
>Theorem: Kansas City is a gud town.

 No.1692523

>>1692519
wow, and you post here?
post your dick

 No.1692528

>>1692519
nah show >us bobs and vagene NOW

 No.1692531

File: 1744564941841.jpg (126.49 KB, 1148x720, 287:180, indiano.jpg)

>>1692519
halo butifel i sukr ur big jucyy molons if u add me on nstagrme
sexy ledy

 No.1692812

File: 1744685329797.mp4 (17.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, CrlfHv22AB4tIoCj.mp4)

dab raves are in flight

 No.1692819

>>1692519
remov hands no needful

 No.1692821

any doyers in

 No.1692843

>>1692821
ayyy u bang ese?
go doyer

 No.1692848

>>1692843
viva los doyers ese

 No.1692852

anyone know if doyer games will be televised in the el salvador deportation facility?

 No.1692860

>>1692812
WOOHOO

 No.1692874

File: 1744716705288.png (15.07 KB, 165x128, 165:128, 1743539641174564.png)

>5-12
Please just put us down…

 No.1692882

>>1692874
i don't believe in murder but i have a jump rope you could hang yourself with

 No.1692896

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>>1692882
Sorry bud that's an election. You're outta here!

 No.1692899

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>>1692896
why do you post the green frog pictures
just because cuckchan is kill doesn't mean you need to ruin it for everyone else

 No.1692904

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>>1692899
YRRRRRRRR OUTTA HERE!
*throws hand dramatically pointing towards entrance*

 No.1692947

File: 1744736917337.webm (12.66 MB, 720x720, 1:1, al_mawt_li_israil.webm)

>>1692896
>>1692904
INSHALLAH ALL FROGPOSTERS WILL BE BANNED
AL MAWT LI ISRAIL

 No.1692950

>>1692896
you're a green frog

 No.1692953

File: 1744738462418.png (247.75 KB, 465x350, 93:70, ummmm.png)

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.1692954

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 No.1692962

>wen she see my inbisilbl gock :DDDDDDD

 No.1692993

green frogs GUD
fuck you

 No.1693007

>>1692950
>>1692947
Umpies bow to now one

 No.1693018

>>1692993
lel nah
fuckin draw somethin urself u lazy do-nothing fags
relying on decade+ old yims is a sign of inherent weakness. a weakness of the soul.
u need /sp/ihad

 No.1693019

OH THANK FUCK BAS3DBALL IS ALMOST ON!

 No.1693024

>>1692821
hai hai doyerfren here

 No.1693025

>>1693024
I'm so sorry about Gura…

 No.1693086

Yankees.

 No.1693088

>>1693018
wait….how old are CR and Wadina……

 No.1693127

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>>1693024
well hello there

 No.1693144

File: 1744772670893.png (68.11 KB, 630x695, 126:139, 1743478734048285.png)

Will fuckin Smith

 No.1693148

File: 1744773142324.mp4 (5.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, a3e68beb-105a-4858-a502-0a….mp4)

WOOHOO

 No.1693152

time to doy

 No.1693167

>>1693018
>draw somethin urself
did you…. just telL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO YOU VERMIN
alexa draw a picture of an edgy whore in a KC royals uniform and post it to sprotschan NOW

 No.1693168

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 No.1693169

>>1692382
still loving this yim

 No.1693377

JUDGED

 No.1693445

File: 1744866072759.mp4 (5.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, c1737e82-2bd8-4343-a64e-ab….mp4)

WOOHOO

 No.1693465

>>1693148
>>1693445
DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

 No.1693559

Hello

 No.1693563

>>1693560
bring them here and brainwash them

 No.1693572

File: 1744908964387.png (15.36 KB, 165x128, 165:128, 1743540884081239.png)

>>>1693560
>image needs approval
>ads everywhere
Fuck that we need to save them…

 No.1693589

>>1693572
the fact it has ads is the more worrisome part tbh
you don't have ads unless you're selling out like a faggot



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