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 No.1632877[View All]

I'm traveling to America for the first time today. How do I stay alive and maybe even enjoy my time there.
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 No.1650312

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I went hiking near Tillamook state park. Nothing too fancy but was a comfy hike. There were a lot of weird mushrooms along the way.

 No.1650314

>>1650312
holy shit that looks like a nice place. was there a trail leading to those railroad tracks or did you just wander off and happen to find those? it looks like pretty thick vegetation there

 No.1650317

>>1650312
Tillamook makes pretty good cheese and ice cream

 No.1650320

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>>1650314
There was a trail that led to the tracks. Took a detour and walked on the tracks for a while but it was a dead end. It was a nice 3.5 mile trail that looped back. Weather was cool, air was good, felt really nice.

>>1650317
Yeah I heard. Wanted to check it out but another time I guess.

 No.1650323

>>1650320
at least nobody ripped em up and paved it for once.
seems very common here to rip up old tracks and make nature trails for cripples instead of leaving american railroading history alone.

 No.1650339

>>1650320
did it simply dead end into the woods? or was there like a caved in tunnel or something? the weather on most of the west coast is great
>>1650323
they simply may have not gotten around to it yet, it's a state park and they don't typically have the level of funding that the national ones do. at least the ones in my state sure as fuck don't

 No.1650341

oh wait it's actually a state forest so they probably won't be putting asphalt down or really messing with it at all outside of maintaining dirt trails

 No.1650365

>>1650339
Dead end to the woods. Nothing much after it so I went back to the original trail.

 No.1650413

>>1650312
i lik trans

 No.1650466

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I lik trans

 No.1650749

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Finally got to see the Pacific Coast, went to Cannon Beach. It was beautiful. A lot of seagulls and dead washed up jellyfish.

 No.1650750

>>1650749
put your peepee on that jelly fosh and see what happens

 No.1650769

>>1650749
hell ya that place is gorgeous. hit any restaurants? hows the water levels looking?

 No.1650787

>>1650749
famous place from the goonies movie
the house is in Astoria

 No.1650803

>>1650769
High tide, pretty strong waves. I ate fish and chips at a Pub, was delicious.

>>1650750
Shook it a bit with my foot. Was very jiggly and slimy.

 No.1650808

>>1650803
find the most endangered one then grind it into a powder and sell it to some chinese people as an erectile dysfunction cure

 No.1650821

>>1650749
what gta 5 mod is this?

 No.1651253

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Flying back to Japan today. Overall fine trip. Was a bit more busy at work so I didn't go out as much as before but whenever I did, it was fun. Had an early flight from Portland, sky seen in pic related. In San Francisco airport now having a cold brew coffee, passing the time till my flight.

Until next time!

 No.1651254

>>1651253
nice pic. safe flying budy

 No.1651279

>>1651253
safe travels budy. let >us know if you come back before november and >we'll take bets on if trump gets another assassination attempt

 No.1651315

>>1650808
no what you want is the clams
i used to know a guy who did that in the PNW. theres a specific type thats exclusively around there and theyre p shit for eating, but the chinese unironically use em as boner pills so they pay out the ass for these otherwise kinda useless clams
hed just walk up and down the beach and blast the clams out of their holes with compressed air or some shit lik that i cant remember.
sounds retarded and shitty, but less so than the chinese

 No.1666720

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I was supposed to fly to USA again tonight but on the way to the airport a 'human related accident' (人身事故 as the nips would say it) occurred so I was stuck in the train for 3 hours and missed my flight. Got it rescheduled to tomorrow.

I swear it, every time I go to America some bullshit happens.

 No.1666723

>>1666720
wher in ameriga
come visit me

 No.1666726

>>1666720
man, that's a bad way to go. and if you're unlucky you survive as a cripple

 No.1666753

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>>1650320
>>1650312
Oregon is a pretty state. It's a shame what (((they))) did to it. I've been out there a number of times. Hunting, fishing, hiking, visiting family. They have deserts, rainforests, coastline, mountains, valleys, and plains.

The tillamook cheese factory is nice, but the relatively recent expansion made it overly crowded and expensive where it used to be quaint. Theres also a place near the factory that makes beef jerky thats worth stopping by.

The coastline is really cool, especially if you'd like to see the thickest fog you've ever seen in your life. pictures cannot grasp just how thick it gets, especially at night. It makes driving above 5mph dangerous because you literally cant see more than a few feet beyond the hood of your car. I was driving to a house and looking for the entrance to their driveway from the road on my left, but literally cant see anything out of the driver side window. had to start going into the other lane just so I could get close enough to see the mailbox. eventually pulled into the driveway and could only see random lights before actually seeing the house. Walking around in it is surreal too. feels like a dream. but its also spooky.

 No.1666755

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>>1666753
my old apartment was in a neighborhood that would get really foggy, felt like something out of silent hill, rly cool and spooky
don't hit any burrs

 No.1666770

>>1666753
the appalachians get like that sometimes too, absolutely love it. i might try to go visit oregon this next year, other than portland is there any turbofagged places i should avoid?
>>1666755
that's the best time to go walk around
>webm
burrs confirmed for the owl

 No.1666780

>>1666755
sweet bouncing bears

>>1666770
>any turbofagged places i should avoid?
Eugene is turbofagged. Springfield is like a crack town.
Really just avoid larger cities. There are a few cities that aren't bad like Lake Oswego, Medford, Ashland, Beaverton, Bend, Tualatin, Klamath Falls, Happy Valley. The majority of cities are liberal and gay, but atleast most of these are champagne liberals. Also tons of mexicans and crazy people. The cities I mentioned are nice, but not really touristy though so there's not much to do.

There are places like Sisters and Oakridge that are nice and have places to hunt and camp nearby. Sisters has alot of ski places. Florence can be nice if you want to see the coast, but its alittle touristy. Dont expect a beach experience. It's windy and the water is freezing and the sand is rocky.

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>>1666770
i liked around here. wheeler, rockaway and manzanita are kinda touristy so theres shit to do but not super packed. p huwite and more yellows than brown at least
tillamook tren is vary comfy. just a slow ride along da coast
rockaway does a cool fireworks show around the 4th, and has weiner dog races and a kite thang if yeem into that

 No.1666790

>>1666753
my fav is the thick fog and standing next to a large body of calm water
it looks like youre just staring into this endless grey void

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>>1666723
Oregon state. I'll visit you if yu lik criket.

>>1666726
I may have seen the corpse. Out the window of the train cart there was a gurney with a human body like shape on top of it covered in white sheets.

>>1666753
scawy fog
I was recommeded to visit Tillamook for the cheese and jerky. I'll try to see if I can visit there this time.

>>1666790
I once went to an onsen in Beppu and they had a 'steam onsen' in which the room was engulfed in fog. So much fog that even if I stretched out my hand, I wouldn't be able to see it. Felt ethereal.

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I visited Tillamook Creamery today. Saw cheese getting made, ate a cheeseburger, drank chocolate milk and had 2 scoops! of ice cream (french vanilla and Tillamook mudslide flavours). I'm stuffed.

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>>1668716
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1668724

>>1668716
o ya ur a real fkn mossback now huh budy

 No.1668753

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>>1668716
BLONALD BLUMPFHP

 No.1668977

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Was watching the electric jew and the pillow führer ad came up. The amount of times he said 1488 was probably 1488.

 No.1668979

>>1668716
now all you have to do is be baptized in a Christian church to be a TRUE PATROITIC AMERICAN

 No.1668980

>>1668979
that already happened when i was born. I'm christian on my mother's side.

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>>1668980
bloody bastard bitch

 No.1669063

>>1668977
i need a spinning sonnerad edit of this with like skyrim music remixed and bass enhanced

 No.1669103

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>>1668980
yu stuped neger dog u mus wership sacred cooow now bish bloody fok tell ur meter do melk

 No.1669106

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>>1668982
>>1669103
I'm hindu on my dad's side. We visit and pray at the temple whenever we are at his hometown. Crackin coconuts, sprinkling the water, even saw a goat sacrifice once.

 No.1669112

why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?

 No.1669115

>>1669112
why not? it's brat

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>>1669112
i dunno its healthy i guess

 No.1669492

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I'm flying back today. Sadly didn't get to do much chirstmas stuff but I ate a steak the other day which was guuuud.

merry crikmas all, until next time

 No.1669494

im in bangalore jan 10 to 18
what should i do budy?

 No.1669499

>>1669492
gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk

 No.1669505

>>1669492
u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u

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>>1669494
I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic



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