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 No.1632877[View All]

I'm traveling to America for the first time today. How do I stay alive and maybe even enjoy my time there.
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 No.1651279

>>1651253
safe travels budy. let >us know if you come back before november and >we'll take bets on if trump gets another assassination attempt

 No.1651315

>>1650808
no what you want is the clams
i used to know a guy who did that in the PNW. theres a specific type thats exclusively around there and theyre p shit for eating, but the chinese unironically use em as boner pills so they pay out the ass for these otherwise kinda useless clams
hed just walk up and down the beach and blast the clams out of their holes with compressed air or some shit lik that i cant remember.
sounds retarded and shitty, but less so than the chinese

 No.1666720

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I was supposed to fly to USA again tonight but on the way to the airport a 'human related accident' (人身事故 as the nips would say it) occurred so I was stuck in the train for 3 hours and missed my flight. Got it rescheduled to tomorrow.

I swear it, every time I go to America some bullshit happens.

 No.1666723

>>1666720
wher in ameriga
come visit me

 No.1666726

>>1666720
man, that's a bad way to go. and if you're unlucky you survive as a cripple

 No.1666753

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>>1650320
>>1650312
Oregon is a pretty state. It's a shame what (((they))) did to it. I've been out there a number of times. Hunting, fishing, hiking, visiting family. They have deserts, rainforests, coastline, mountains, valleys, and plains.

The tillamook cheese factory is nice, but the relatively recent expansion made it overly crowded and expensive where it used to be quaint. Theres also a place near the factory that makes beef jerky thats worth stopping by.

The coastline is really cool, especially if you'd like to see the thickest fog you've ever seen in your life. pictures cannot grasp just how thick it gets, especially at night. It makes driving above 5mph dangerous because you literally cant see more than a few feet beyond the hood of your car. I was driving to a house and looking for the entrance to their driveway from the road on my left, but literally cant see anything out of the driver side window. had to start going into the other lane just so I could get close enough to see the mailbox. eventually pulled into the driveway and could only see random lights before actually seeing the house. Walking around in it is surreal too. feels like a dream. but its also spooky.

 No.1666755

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>>1666753
my old apartment was in a neighborhood that would get really foggy, felt like something out of silent hill, rly cool and spooky
don't hit any burrs

 No.1666770

>>1666753
the appalachians get like that sometimes too, absolutely love it. i might try to go visit oregon this next year, other than portland is there any turbofagged places i should avoid?
>>1666755
that's the best time to go walk around
>webm
burrs confirmed for the owl

 No.1666780

>>1666755
sweet bouncing bears

>>1666770
>any turbofagged places i should avoid?
Eugene is turbofagged. Springfield is like a crack town.
Really just avoid larger cities. There are a few cities that aren't bad like Lake Oswego, Medford, Ashland, Beaverton, Bend, Tualatin, Klamath Falls, Happy Valley. The majority of cities are liberal and gay, but atleast most of these are champagne liberals. Also tons of mexicans and crazy people. The cities I mentioned are nice, but not really touristy though so there's not much to do.

There are places like Sisters and Oakridge that are nice and have places to hunt and camp nearby. Sisters has alot of ski places. Florence can be nice if you want to see the coast, but its alittle touristy. Dont expect a beach experience. It's windy and the water is freezing and the sand is rocky.

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>>1666770
i liked around here. wheeler, rockaway and manzanita are kinda touristy so theres shit to do but not super packed. p huwite and more yellows than brown at least
tillamook tren is vary comfy. just a slow ride along da coast
rockaway does a cool fireworks show around the 4th, and has weiner dog races and a kite thang if yeem into that

 No.1666790

>>1666753
my fav is the thick fog and standing next to a large body of calm water
it looks like youre just staring into this endless grey void

 No.1666844

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>>1666723
Oregon state. I'll visit you if yu lik criket.

>>1666726
I may have seen the corpse. Out the window of the train cart there was a gurney with a human body like shape on top of it covered in white sheets.

>>1666753
scawy fog
I was recommeded to visit Tillamook for the cheese and jerky. I'll try to see if I can visit there this time.

>>1666790
I once went to an onsen in Beppu and they had a 'steam onsen' in which the room was engulfed in fog. So much fog that even if I stretched out my hand, I wouldn't be able to see it. Felt ethereal.

 No.1668716

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I visited Tillamook Creamery today. Saw cheese getting made, ate a cheeseburger, drank chocolate milk and had 2 scoops! of ice cream (french vanilla and Tillamook mudslide flavours). I'm stuffed.

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>>1668716
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1668724

>>1668716
o ya ur a real fkn mossback now huh budy

 No.1668753

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>>1668716
BLONALD BLUMPFHP

 No.1668977

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Was watching the electric jew and the pillow führer ad came up. The amount of times he said 1488 was probably 1488.

 No.1668979

>>1668716
now all you have to do is be baptized in a Christian church to be a TRUE PATROITIC AMERICAN

 No.1668980

>>1668979
that already happened when i was born. I'm christian on my mother's side.

 No.1668982

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>>1668980
bloody bastard bitch

 No.1669063

>>1668977
i need a spinning sonnerad edit of this with like skyrim music remixed and bass enhanced

 No.1669103

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>>1668980
yu stuped neger dog u mus wership sacred cooow now bish bloody fok tell ur meter do melk

 No.1669106

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>>1668982
>>1669103
I'm hindu on my dad's side. We visit and pray at the temple whenever we are at his hometown. Crackin coconuts, sprinkling the water, even saw a goat sacrifice once.

 No.1669112

why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?

 No.1669115

>>1669112
why not? it's brat

 No.1669123

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>>1669112
i dunno its healthy i guess

 No.1669492

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I'm flying back today. Sadly didn't get to do much chirstmas stuff but I ate a steak the other day which was guuuud.

merry crikmas all, until next time

 No.1669494

im in bangalore jan 10 to 18
what should i do budy?

 No.1669499

>>1669492
gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk

 No.1669505

>>1669492
u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u

 No.1669535

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>>1669494
I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic

 No.1678532

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i am back in, in seattle now and will be heading to portland. Will be here till feb 20

snowing a lot, i like the snow but hope it doesn't cause any travel issues.

 No.1678533

>>1678532
ur here a lot budy

 No.1678536

>>1678532
planning on bringing the family to seattle for christmas, do you have any pointers travelbro?

 No.1678542

>>1678532
it'll probably be fine, the states that get a lot of snow usually actually prepare for that
it's when it snows hard in like alabama where things get retarded

 No.1678547

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Stopped snowing

>>1678533
Company keeps sending me here

>>1678536
I've only been in the airport in transit so I don't have any tips. It is a fairly big airport so it may take a while to get to your gate, that's all I can say. Nothing rather noteworthy about the airport.

>>1678542
I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.

 No.1678554

>>1678547
>I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.
shit yeah i guess portland is one of the most retarded commie cities on the west coast. p wild to be that unprepared for snow when youre in a place that gets blizzards and shit tho, even chicongo manages to at least somewhat keep the city form shutting down and they get some retardedly cold weather

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>>1678554
Well luckily it wasn't bad here and I had no issues.

The superb owl is next week and I can finally experience it live in America. I don't know a thing about american football so it should be fun.

 No.1678596

>>1678554
>wild to be that unprepared for snow
i dont think it snows there much of ever
>>1678591
>should be fun
gud attitude sry that it wont be

 No.1678622

>>1678554
they almost never get snow
theyre right up on the ocean which keeps them warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer
it just rains there constantly. thats their trademark

 No.1678624

>>1678622
>>1678596
well shit i was thinking it was like seattle or nyc where it's not uncommon for it to get blanketed

 No.1678628

>>1678624
It is very uncommon for Seattle too

 No.1678635

>>1678628
wat every time i'be been to seattle to visit my sister during the winter its snowed

 No.1678636

>>1678591
if it were any team besides gayc and the iggles maybe, but most people with functioning brain cells and livers are tired of seeing them and their retarded fanbases
getting blasted in your hotel room and doing something more productive during the halftime show would probably be the best way to enjoy it

 No.1678649

>>1678635
Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30

 No.1678664

>>1678649
well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go

 No.1678681

>>1678624
NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world

 No.1679007

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Oh, when I landed at the airport and went to the immigration counter, the officer was pretty strict, asking a bunch of questions and paperwork. Typically they're pretty friendly and don't ask much so I was a bit taken aback but luckily had all the documents.

Don't know if this officer was particularly strict or this is the effect of trump's america.

 No.1679013

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>>1679007
head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u

 No.1679057

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>>1679007
this is MAGA country now



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