No.1669112
why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?
No.1669115
>>1669112why not? it's brat
No.1669494
im in bangalore jan 10 to 18
what should i do budy?
No.1669499
>>1669492gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk
No.1669505
>>1669492u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u
No.1669535
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>>1669494I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic
No.1678533
>>1678532ur here a lot budy
No.1678536
>>1678532planning on bringing the family to seattle for christmas, do you have any pointers travelbro?
No.1678542
>>1678532it'll probably be fine, the states that get a lot of snow usually actually prepare for that
it's when it snows hard in like alabama where things get retarded
No.1678547
Stopped snowing
>>1678533Company keeps sending me here
>>1678536I've only been in the airport in transit so I don't have any tips. It is a fairly big airport so it may take a while to get to your gate, that's all I can say. Nothing rather noteworthy about the airport.
>>1678542I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.
No.1678554
>>1678547>I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.shit yeah i guess portland
is one of the most retarded commie cities on the west coast. p wild to be that unprepared for snow when youre in a place that gets blizzards and shit tho, even chicongo manages to at least somewhat keep the city form shutting down and they get some retardedly cold weather
No.1678591
>>1678554Well luckily it wasn't bad here and I had no issues.
The superb owl is next week and I can finally experience it live in America. I don't know a thing about american football so it should be fun.
No.1678596
>>1678554>wild to be that unprepared for snowi dont think it snows there much of ever
>>1678591>should be fungud attitude
sry that it wont be No.1678622
>>1678554they almost never get snow
theyre right up on the ocean which keeps them warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer
it just rains there constantly. thats their trademark
No.1678624
>>1678622>>1678596well shit i was thinking it was like seattle or nyc where it's not uncommon for it to get blanketed
No.1678628
>>1678624It is very uncommon for Seattle too
No.1678635
>>1678628wat every time i'be been to seattle to visit my sister during the winter its snowed
No.1678636
>>1678591if it were any team besides gayc and the iggles maybe, but most people with functioning brain cells
and livers are tired of seeing them and their retarded fanbases
getting blasted in your hotel room and doing something more productive during the halftime show would probably be the best way to enjoy it
No.1678649
>>1678635Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30
No.1678664
>>1678649well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go
No.1678681
>>1678624NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world
No.1679013
>>1679007head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u
No.1679248
>>1679007Those 18,000 hindus need to be here LEGALLY!
No.1680564
>>1680561the gay nigger shit is now illegal
No.1681222
>portlanders tuck tail and cry harder than southerners when snow comes around
ehl eee ehl
No.1681373
>>1681222ikr you can see the grass through the snow wew
No.1681897
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I went snowboarding at Mt. Hood yesterday. It was fun. A lot of snowfall though was difficult to see even with goggles. I think they closed some of the higher ski lifts because of the excess snow.
It was enjoyable but god damn is it expensive. About $200 for renting the snowboard, snow boots, helmet and 1 day ski lift. Surprised they didn't rent out other gear like a jacket and bottoms, had to make do with my sports jacket and bottoms i brought. In Japan you can rent everything and altogether with the ski lift it would be less than a $100.
No.1681898
>>1681897We went there last year in May, and it was gud. We got to the lodge and walked along the slope for a bit. Yu from Oregon budy?
No.1681903
>>1681897vary nic budy yu ofs trik bordin?
No.1681970
>>1681898No i'm on a trip.
>>1681903triky
No.1681975
>>1681970such a great game, I still play it sometimes
No.1682641
>>1682635looked like you had a lotta fun this trip tho glad you enjoyed yourself
No.1682645
>>1682635gud blt
what was restaurant
No.1682671
>>1682645Dunno, some pub in the airport
>>1682641yup budy, until next time
No.1694282
>>1682635>a dispenser for tampons and preg testsi sure hope you emptied them all onto the floor
No.1694283
>>1694276i personally am not a fan of vegas. hope you enjoy it, tho
No.1694313
>>1694276rent a room at the mandalay, one with a raly nice view of the sweaty man drama
also take advantage of the nonexistent funz laws
those are two separate suggestions that are not to be considered together
No.1694417
>>1694283>>1694313Night 1 ended and it was fun. Not really sure what to do so I walked around the Vegas strip afterwards, it sure is a sensory overload, but not quite my scene. >Mandalay
Isn't that the one with the shootero all those years ago? Anyway I'm in the Luxor hotel, not Mandalay. Paid the room fees via points I collected from all my business trips. They still charged me over $290 over a bunch of other weird fees damnit.
No.1694427
>>1694417Did you buy yourself a porn WHORB?