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 No.1632877[View All]

I'm traveling to America for the first time today. How do I stay alive and maybe even enjoy my time there.
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 No.1668977

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Was watching the electric jew and the pillow führer ad came up. The amount of times he said 1488 was probably 1488.

 No.1668979

>>1668716
now all you have to do is be baptized in a Christian church to be a TRUE PATROITIC AMERICAN

 No.1668980

>>1668979
that already happened when i was born. I'm christian on my mother's side.

 No.1668982

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>>1668980
bloody bastard bitch

 No.1669063

>>1668977
i need a spinning sonnerad edit of this with like skyrim music remixed and bass enhanced

 No.1669103

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>>1668980
yu stuped neger dog u mus wership sacred cooow now bish bloody fok tell ur meter do melk

 No.1669106

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>>1668982
>>1669103
I'm hindu on my dad's side. We visit and pray at the temple whenever we are at his hometown. Crackin coconuts, sprinkling the water, even saw a goat sacrifice once.

 No.1669112

why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?

 No.1669115

>>1669112
why not? it's brat

 No.1669123

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>>1669112
i dunno its healthy i guess

 No.1669492

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I'm flying back today. Sadly didn't get to do much chirstmas stuff but I ate a steak the other day which was guuuud.

merry crikmas all, until next time

 No.1669494

im in bangalore jan 10 to 18
what should i do budy?

 No.1669499

>>1669492
gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk

 No.1669505

>>1669492
u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u

 No.1669535

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>>1669494
I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic

 No.1678532

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i am back in, in seattle now and will be heading to portland. Will be here till feb 20

snowing a lot, i like the snow but hope it doesn't cause any travel issues.

 No.1678533

>>1678532
ur here a lot budy

 No.1678536

>>1678532
planning on bringing the family to seattle for christmas, do you have any pointers travelbro?

 No.1678542

>>1678532
it'll probably be fine, the states that get a lot of snow usually actually prepare for that
it's when it snows hard in like alabama where things get retarded

 No.1678547

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Stopped snowing

>>1678533
Company keeps sending me here

>>1678536
I've only been in the airport in transit so I don't have any tips. It is a fairly big airport so it may take a while to get to your gate, that's all I can say. Nothing rather noteworthy about the airport.

>>1678542
I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.

 No.1678554

>>1678547
>I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.
shit yeah i guess portland is one of the most retarded commie cities on the west coast. p wild to be that unprepared for snow when youre in a place that gets blizzards and shit tho, even chicongo manages to at least somewhat keep the city form shutting down and they get some retardedly cold weather

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>>1678554
Well luckily it wasn't bad here and I had no issues.

The superb owl is next week and I can finally experience it live in America. I don't know a thing about american football so it should be fun.

 No.1678596

>>1678554
>wild to be that unprepared for snow
i dont think it snows there much of ever
>>1678591
>should be fun
gud attitude sry that it wont be

 No.1678622

>>1678554
they almost never get snow
theyre right up on the ocean which keeps them warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer
it just rains there constantly. thats their trademark

 No.1678624

>>1678622
>>1678596
well shit i was thinking it was like seattle or nyc where it's not uncommon for it to get blanketed

 No.1678628

>>1678624
It is very uncommon for Seattle too

 No.1678635

>>1678628
wat every time i'be been to seattle to visit my sister during the winter its snowed

 No.1678636

>>1678591
if it were any team besides gayc and the iggles maybe, but most people with functioning brain cells and livers are tired of seeing them and their retarded fanbases
getting blasted in your hotel room and doing something more productive during the halftime show would probably be the best way to enjoy it

 No.1678649

>>1678635
Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30

 No.1678664

>>1678649
well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go

 No.1678681

>>1678624
NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world

 No.1679007

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Oh, when I landed at the airport and went to the immigration counter, the officer was pretty strict, asking a bunch of questions and paperwork. Typically they're pretty friendly and don't ask much so I was a bit taken aback but luckily had all the documents.

Don't know if this officer was particularly strict or this is the effect of trump's america.

 No.1679013

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>>1679007
head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u

 No.1679057

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>>1679007
this is MAGA country now

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 No.1679248

>>1679007
Those 18,000 hindus need to be here LEGALLY!

 No.1680561

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I was invited to a colleague's place to watch the superb owl, it was fun. They explained some of the rules so I could sorta follow it. Most of the ads were kinda gay. I'm no rap fan but the half time show was alright. Was happy to experience more traditional american culture.

KC sucks, let's go seagles

 No.1680564

>>1680561
the gay nigger shit is now illegal

 No.1681219

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Snowed quite a bit in Portland today. Most people didn't show up for work but someone drove me so I had no problem. He did have to drive really slow and carefully. I can see why they say the city shuts down for a day because of the snow.

That being said I liked the snow, I enjoyed the day.

 No.1681222

>portlanders tuck tail and cry harder than southerners when snow comes around
ehl eee ehl

 No.1681373

>>1681222
ikr you can see the grass through the snow wew

 No.1681897

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I went snowboarding at Mt. Hood yesterday. It was fun. A lot of snowfall though was difficult to see even with goggles. I think they closed some of the higher ski lifts because of the excess snow.

It was enjoyable but god damn is it expensive. About $200 for renting the snowboard, snow boots, helmet and 1 day ski lift. Surprised they didn't rent out other gear like a jacket and bottoms, had to make do with my sports jacket and bottoms i brought. In Japan you can rent everything and altogether with the ski lift it would be less than a $100.

 No.1681898

>>1681897
We went there last year in May, and it was gud. We got to the lodge and walked along the slope for a bit. Yu from Oregon budy?

 No.1681903

>>1681897
vary nic budy yu ofs trik bordin?

 No.1681970

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>>1681898
No i'm on a trip.

>>1681903
triky

 No.1681975

>>1681970
such a great game, I still play it sometimes

 No.1682635

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Flew back today. Ate this before boarding. Also in one of the men's bathroom at Seattle airport there was a dispenser for tampons and pregnancy tests. First time saw something like that.

 No.1682641

>>1682635
looked like you had a lotta fun this trip tho glad you enjoyed yourself

 No.1682645

>>1682635
gud blt
what was restaurant

 No.1682671

>>1682645
Dunno, some pub in the airport

>>1682641
yup budy, until next time



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