No.1651279
>>1651253safe travels budy. let >us know if you come back before november and >we'll take bets on if trump gets another assassination attempt
No.1651315
>>1650808no what you want is the clams
i used to know a guy who did that in the PNW. theres a specific type thats exclusively around there and theyre p shit for eating, but the chinese unironically use em as boner pills so they pay out the ass for these otherwise kinda useless clams
hed just walk up and down the beach and blast the clams out of their holes with compressed air or some shit lik that i cant remember.
sounds retarded and shitty, but less so than the chinese
No.1666723
>>1666720wher in ameriga
come visit me
No.1666726
>>1666720man, that's a bad way to go. and if you're unlucky you survive as a cripple
No.1666753
>>1650320>>1650312Oregon is a pretty state. It's a shame what (((they))) did to it. I've been out there a number of times. Hunting, fishing, hiking, visiting family. They have deserts, rainforests, coastline, mountains, valleys, and plains.
The tillamook cheese factory is nice, but the relatively recent expansion made it overly crowded and expensive where it used to be quaint. Theres also a place near the factory that makes beef jerky thats worth stopping by.
The coastline is really cool, especially if you'd like to see the thickest fog you've ever seen in your life. pictures cannot grasp just how thick it gets, especially at night. It makes driving above 5mph dangerous because you literally cant see more than a few feet beyond the hood of your car. I was driving to a house and looking for the entrance to their driveway from the road on my left, but literally cant see anything out of the driver side window. had to start going into the other lane just so I could get close enough to see the mailbox. eventually pulled into the driveway and could only see random lights before actually seeing the house. Walking around in it is surreal too. feels like a dream. but its also spooky.
No.1666755
>>1666753my old apartment was in a neighborhood that would get really foggy, felt like something out of silent hill, rly cool and spooky
don't hit any burrs
No.1666770
>>1666753the appalachians get like that sometimes too, absolutely love it. i might try to go visit oregon this next year, other than portland is there any turbofagged places i should avoid?
>>1666755that's the best time to go walk around
>webmburrs confirmed for the owl
No.1666780
>>1666755sweet bouncing bears
>>1666770>any turbofagged places i should avoid?Eugene is turbofagged. Springfield is like a crack town.
Really just avoid larger cities. There are a few cities that aren't bad like Lake Oswego, Medford, Ashland, Beaverton, Bend, Tualatin, Klamath Falls, Happy Valley. The majority of cities are liberal and gay, but atleast most of these are champagne liberals. Also tons of mexicans and crazy people. The cities I mentioned are nice, but not really touristy though so there's not much to do.
There are places like Sisters and Oakridge that are nice and have places to hunt and camp nearby. Sisters has alot of ski places. Florence can be nice if you want to see the coast, but its alittle touristy. Dont expect a beach experience. It's windy and the water is freezing and the sand is rocky.
No.1666788
>>1666770i liked around here. wheeler, rockaway and manzanita are kinda touristy so theres shit to do but not super packed. p huwite and more yellows than brown at least
tillamook tren is vary comfy. just a slow ride along da coast
rockaway does a cool fireworks show around the 4th, and has weiner dog races and a kite thang if yeem into that
No.1666790
>>1666753my fav is the thick fog and standing next to a large body of calm water
it looks like youre just staring into this endless grey void
No.1666844
>>1666723Oregon state. I'll visit you if yu lik criket.
>>1666726I may have seen the corpse. Out the window of the train cart there was a gurney with a human body like shape on top of it covered in white sheets.
>>1666753scawy fog
I was recommeded to visit Tillamook for the cheese and jerky. I'll try to see if I can visit there this time.
>>1666790I once went to an onsen in Beppu and they had a 'steam onsen' in which the room was engulfed in fog. So much fog that even if I stretched out my hand, I wouldn't be able to see it. Felt ethereal.
No.1668724
>>1668716o ya ur a real fkn mossback now huh budy
No.1668979
>>1668716now all you have to do is be baptized in a Christian church to be a TRUE PATROITIC AMERICAN
No.1669063
>>1668977i need a spinning sonnerad edit of this with like skyrim music remixed and bass enhanced
No.1669112
why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?
No.1669115
>>1669112why not? it's brat
No.1669494
im in bangalore jan 10 to 18
what should i do budy?
No.1669499
>>1669492gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk
No.1669505
>>1669492u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u
No.1669535
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>>1669494I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic
No.1678533
>>1678532ur here a lot budy
No.1678536
>>1678532planning on bringing the family to seattle for christmas, do you have any pointers travelbro?
No.1678542
>>1678532it'll probably be fine, the states that get a lot of snow usually actually prepare for that
it's when it snows hard in like alabama where things get retarded
No.1678547
Stopped snowing
>>1678533Company keeps sending me here
>>1678536I've only been in the airport in transit so I don't have any tips. It is a fairly big airport so it may take a while to get to your gate, that's all I can say. Nothing rather noteworthy about the airport.
>>1678542I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.
No.1678554
>>1678547>I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.shit yeah i guess portland
is one of the most retarded commie cities on the west coast. p wild to be that unprepared for snow when youre in a place that gets blizzards and shit tho, even chicongo manages to at least somewhat keep the city form shutting down and they get some retardedly cold weather
No.1678591
>>1678554Well luckily it wasn't bad here and I had no issues.
The superb owl is next week and I can finally experience it live in America. I don't know a thing about american football so it should be fun.
No.1678596
>>1678554>wild to be that unprepared for snowi dont think it snows there much of ever
>>1678591>should be fungud attitude
sry that it wont be No.1678622
>>1678554they almost never get snow
theyre right up on the ocean which keeps them warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer
it just rains there constantly. thats their trademark
No.1678624
>>1678622>>1678596well shit i was thinking it was like seattle or nyc where it's not uncommon for it to get blanketed
No.1678628
>>1678624It is very uncommon for Seattle too
No.1678635
>>1678628wat every time i'be been to seattle to visit my sister during the winter its snowed
No.1678636
>>1678591if it were any team besides gayc and the iggles maybe, but most people with functioning brain cells
and livers are tired of seeing them and their retarded fanbases
getting blasted in your hotel room and doing something more productive during the halftime show would probably be the best way to enjoy it
No.1678649
>>1678635Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30
No.1678664
>>1678649well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go
No.1678681
>>1678624NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world
No.1679013
>>1679007head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u