No.1632880
>>1632877>How do I stay alivehaha whatever you do dont come visit me
No.1632881
>>1632877well the first thing you want to do is go to a dive bar in a random part of the city, then start critizing America. you'll have a fun time real quick.
No.1632884
>how do I stay alive Don’t go near niggers or rednecks and you should be fine
>maybe even enjoy my time thereThat depends on you and what you like to do. Most likely you should listen to this guy though
>>1632881 No.1632885
come to oklahoma
No.1632886
>>1632885no one from overseas knows that oklahoma exists
most people in the us dont either
No.1632889
>How do I stay alive
Stay away from black/feathernigger areas and keep your bearings in poor areas.
>Maybe enjoy my time
Hiking, camping, and shooting are all good pass-times. You can get a rental as a foreigner at most gun ranges if you buy ammo from the range. If you're into the artsy fartsy stuff then a lot of the downtown areas will have museums and shiiiet, the science ones are usually interactive and pretty fun. Some of them like the one in Salt Lake even have laser light shows.
No.1632890
>>1632886gud we like it that way
go to texas where you queers belong
No.1632891
>>1632885Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down
your mom! No.1632892
>>1632890Y'all can't even nigger-rig shit right without the fire department having to show up. Even when there's no power involved.
No.1632893
>>1632891u kno why oklahoma so windy?
cuz kansas blows and texas sucks No.1632894
>>1632892our state wasn't
burnin to the fukn ground last year budy
No.1632906
>>1632881>>1632884>>1632889Got it, thanks. Always wanted to shoot a gun, sounds fun. I want to know about American cuisine. All I know is burgers and fast food. Around my hotel there is chick fil a and five guys. Might try it out.
>>1632885I'll only be in Oregon, a town near Portland. I have been told that it is a decent place, aside from the homeless.
Guess that I should mention that this is a business trip for 2 weeks.
No.1632911
go to baltimore and stay there
No.1632912
>>1632906ok fine real advice
chick-fil-a is good, cheap fast food. waffle fries are excellent, make sure you ask for chik-fil-a sauce. five guys is also really good but WAY overpriced (as in $15+ for a single burger) and you will feel like a fat fuck afterwards. if you really want to eat there, make sure you order a small fry since a small is still a paper bag with two full scoops of fries.
portland (and all of oregon, really) is a libshit state so you'll have to drive out into the sticks to find a good gun range. don't know their exact laws but most places require you to sign a waiver and leave your ID with them when you're shooting, then you pick it up when your done. not sure how they treat foreigners, make sure to call and ask. check reviews on yelp and other sites, see if there's a good one in the city if you don't have a rental car or don't want to drive too far.
although i would HIGHLY recommend driving up and down the pacific coast if possible, i've always wanted to see the pacific northwest and it looks beautiful from all the pics i've seen. go innawoods and get lost on some backroads, it's beautiful either way.
No.1632914
>>1632912Thanks for the advice. I think a co-worker there knows a gun range but I'll check out if it is suitable. Outdoors stuff seem to be popular in Oregon so I was wondering where to go. The pacific coast looks cool, I'll try to go there if I can.
No.1632925
>>1632877avoid the cities (blacks) and farms (illegal spics) and you'll be fine. only exception to the farm thing is the amish, they are pretty cool and generally don't mind foreigners as long as you are white. no matter where you go avoid parking lots at night though, unless you are looking to get into a knife fight over $20 with a homeless bum.
small towns can be either really boring or fun depending on what you are into. almost every small town has a bar or two with sparts on the jewish brainwashing box.
local racism tracks are pretty fun on weekends (usually saturday nights) if you get really bored. might have to deal with a few drunk rednecks but thats a part of the fun. minor league basedball games are fairly safe and fun, not many blacks go to those.
No.1632928
>>1632906>A town near PortlandEw. Oregon's a pretty trashy state, basically Washington but poorer and more heroin-filled. Anyways there's the Columbia River Gorge and Mount Tabor which has good hiking trails nearby. There's the Portland zoo as well. Really Portland is only known for a couple of its historical sights and gardens so unless that's your thang there ain't much to do there.
No.1632934
>>1632925Neat. Thanks.
>>1632928Columbia River Gorge was on my list. I like gardens, pretty comfy walking around them.
No.1632937
>>1632877Jacksonville is a must see
No.1632946
>>1632937What's there to see
No.1632964
>>1632906>oregay>poortland oregayim sorry your bosses sent you to the gayest place on the west coast outside of san francisco
No.1632974
absolutely avoid any public transport. idgaf how safe whatever part of the city youre in looks buses and trens are like big metal mosquitoes transporting nasty varuses everywhere you will see piss stained angry bums and they will try to start shit, especially if they sniff out youre a foreigner
No.1632993
>>16329065 guys is solid fastfood tbh
i thought they all got shut down during memeflu tho
No.1633001
>>1632994its no joke tho
the small fry alone is enough to eat for a whole day. free peanuts is based and the burgers are solid af
No.1633003
lol @ erryone acting like heem goin to da hood
niggas on business trip in fucking oregon. lik bruh. worst hell see is a bunch of junkies if he goes to portland. oh the horror. im sure he has gypsies or whatever wherever tf heem from. theyre literally the exact same thing
as for being american and getting shot™, its massively overblown. most of the ppl who get shot anywhere are drug dealers. the most likely scenario for any normal person ever to be shot is by the cops, so just dont go in lik ur playing GTA and ur fine
No.1633006
AVOID NIGGERS AND NIGGER AREAS
especially after dark
if you see a thuggish nigger animal walking ahead, cross the street
if you see a group of them, leave the area
you know you're in the bad areas when the streets become littered with cigarallo wrappers, fast food, and used condoms
also the corner stores have iron bars and flashing lights
No.1633010
>>1632994could always learn to cook yourself, its not hard.
No.1633011
>>1632974does public transport even exist?
No.1633012
>>1632964>>1632942sorta this tbh
SR1 and whatever it turns into in oregon is one of the following:
>faggot SF or portlandor
>rural roadtrip tourist trap 'quirky small town' helli'm sure you'll have fun or whatever, but i fucking hate that fake shit
>>1632974also this– portland is as third world, if not worse, regarding homeless
they WILL let them rob you, and there WONT be any repercussions
No.1633015
also if some rando walks up to you on the street for a handshake/fistbump/hi-five just fucking RUN away
my dad and his friend had that happen to him in a shady part of vegas and he managed to duck out of it real quick, then a brick slammed a stop sign a foot away from his head
he's glad the mob go control of vegas to clean up street trash like them
No.1633019
>>1633003nigger you do realize you can be walking around an upper crust business district in portland and get assaulted right? ofc you dont because youve either never been there or the last time you were it was prolly before 2016. seattle is the same way, nice fancy looking areas absolutely polluted with insane bums and niggers gtfo of my face with that shit
No.1633020
>>1633010why would i want to eat myself
No.1633023
>>1633019spreh you can get got in every city in the entire world if youre walking around lik a clueless retard.
its not gonna fucking happen tho cuz dudes not gonna be taking a stroll down fucking skid row. heem gonna be hiking in the mts and enjoyin da earf
poortland is a shithole and its still babby ez mode compared to every single rustbelt shithole in the cunt. and even those are mostly overblown in how dangerous they are ime. detroit? not even that bad, its mostly just fucking empty. leaveland? its lik half yuppie now. buffalel? just stay west of main. etcetera
the only thing poortland has in abundance is dopefiends, and dopefiends are lik the most emaciated non-threatening drug addicts ever. just dont show em ur wallet. not hard. lik i said: theyre literally the same thing as gypsies, which hes prolly already familiar with
No.1633040
dont listen to this moron hes trying to get you fucked up in a bad way
No.1633049
>>1633040im sure the guy knows better than to just go wandering aimlessly after dark, in a major US city hes never been to, and start consorting with random bums. i mean cmon.
its the same thing as literally any major city in the world. if you leave your ass hanging out, someones gonna try and fuck it. so just dont be retarded. let your racism guide you ie dont walk headlong into a wild pack of
urban youths™
No.1633050
yah yah im not reading that this argument is just:
>dont use public shit and avoid bums and niggers
>yah dude theres bums and niggers but just lik avoid em these guys r silly
I HATE DISAGREEMENT THROUGH AGREEMENT FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU
No.1633055
>>1633050looking all scared and jumpy and like youre lost is hands-down the worst thing you can do in any rough area, in any cunt ive ever been to. it makes you the target. the lowest hanging fruit.
trying to scare the guy shitless isnt gonna help. just use common fucking sense and youll almost never end up in the situation in the first place
No.1633060
>>1632906im about to truk & pullr past pdx ill honk as a nice hello :)
No.1633061
>>1633055hes not gonna be jumpy and scared hes a spartman not a
fucking faggot but if hes yuropeen then he may not know just how fucked public transport is here lik even the worst shit in yurup is leagues better than the average burger city transportation system and especially some shithole like poortland's so its better to just not take buses or trens at all
No.1633062
go tubing or rafting in i think the clakamas river its raly fun
No.1633064
stay away from the college, that place is sketchy and theres nothing to do. go hang out on the columbia river or see if there's any shows. theres raly not much to do in that town if its the same as it used to be other than get high and drunk, so doing outdoors stuff is a much more enjoyable way to spend your time.
take a short train (amtrak) ride to seattle if you got a weekend for a fun lil change of pace, you could go to that pike place market or maybe catch a Mariners basedball mlb american pastime game, the stadium is practically next door to the train station
No.1633067
>>1633061worse yet, he might think niggers are just poor misunderstood and oppressed
in which case i RALLY encourage him to enter da hood and be frendly with the niggers
No.1633075
i was thankin
i bet ya a lotta grils are actually secretly racis af, lik wayyyyy more than pol i mean lik at a fundamental lvl, but theyre just scared even more of saying it and being ostracized over it.
lik you think about it and MOST of them literally never even consider dating one. and i know if i was a gril id hate nothing more than getting talked to lik some porno slut just cuz i was unlucky enough to have to momentarily exist near some smelly ass ape who came up and started smacking his lips at me. that "sup bby u wan sum fug??" game theyre always spitting at white grils is the trashest of the trash and idk if ive literally ever seen it work on anything but the loosest of whorbs
thats why they all end up banging fat white chicks and/or sitting around bitching about how dem yt whorbs is so racis an shieet lik shiiiiieeeettt
tl;dr
most grils are actually racist af
No.1633091
>>1633075ya and dating site stats show that the White woman is the least likely of either sex of any race to miscegenate
thats why they gotta propagandize it so hard, cuz dem yt wimmen
iz rayciss n sheit
No.1633094
>>1633093>when does it get darkJust wait till you get to Portland, it will be real dark real quick.
No.1633096
>>1633093the further south you go the earlier the sun will set
No.1633097
also "daylight saving time"
No.1633099
>>1633093remember to do da needful at all tiems
No.1633100
go to a roller derby game
No.1633101
>>1633094>it will be real dark real quick.I hope you're not alluding to anything…
>>1633099yup budy
No.1633102
>>1633093well if you just do basic shit like >we've warned you about you'll be fine just dont be stupid
>it's about 8PM here and still bright as day wtf, when does it get darkis that considered late? thats normal in the summer here even for places like tegas and sometimes the canada border states won't get dark until after like 9 you must be from somewhere on the equator or some shit
No.1633106
>>1633055Looking lost will. Looking lost and asking for help actually throws the thugs off-guard and then they feel bad about wanting to rob you.
Just don't have a mug-worthy face and be cordial. And avoid homeless/niggers.
No.1633107
>>1633091Maybe but you can't beat Indian cooking even if her pussy smells like garlic poo
No.1633108
>i am the only one that remembers that daylight saving time is only in america
No.1633109
>>1633093This is the brightest part of the year, it don't get dark until /late/ this time of year. It gets darker faster the further south you go because there's less earth tilt towards the sun. Around here it's bright until about 8, 8:30 and I'm further south.
No.1633113
>>1633093kinda your fault for being that far west in the first place.
literally everyone here knows the whole west coast is a shithole.
protip: its not just commiefornia
No.1633114
>>1633106>Looking lost and asking for help actually throws the thugs off-guard and then they feel bad about wanting to rob you.wtf would the feelings of a nigger from 5 seconds ago have to do with the nigger currently robbing you????
No.1633116
>>1633093>literal 3rd world Asian shitholesyes, but did those places have NIGGERS?
No.1633117
>>1633108nuh uh i remembered that literally right before i scrolled past your post
No.1633119
>>1633114I'm saying when you ask a thug for help it puts them in a bind because they stop knowing whether to rob you or help you. The human element is a powerful anti-crime element.
No.1633120
>>1633116Luckily no.
>>1633113Well damn. Maybe I should get a new job.
No.1633121
>>1633118i not only remembered i membered
No.1633122
>>1633119That's nuts, they'll probably pretend to help you and escort you to some hood to rob you more discretely.
No.1633123
You might be surprised. Americans are pretty nice at the end of the day. even if a nigger shoots you, there's a chance that another nigger might help you.
No.1633124
>>1633119>approaching a black for any reasonthats stupid and a good way to get robbed
>>1633120are you one of the five or a visitor?
pls tell me ur librejp
No.1633125
>>1633119are you insane? tourists and other foreigners are prime mugging targets. thats not even specific to america even the safest countries on the planet have this issue its just easier to rob someone who isnt from the neighborhood because no ones gonna give a shit as long as you dont murder them and even then its a tossup
>The human elementheh
No.1633126
>>1633125yea its fucking hilarious, anon is delusional
as if the nigger animal that robs, rapes, murders passed out people, elderly, and children will suddenly decide to spare u because actually they a gud boy
No.1633128
>>1633123I've met a bunchof Americans that came to my work place to visit. They were all nice and offered to show me around if I come to Portland, so I'll be banking on that. All were white people though.
>>1633124Hmmm, I drop in and out of /sp/ so I'm more of a part timer. That being said, I have left my mark on /sp/ but chose to distance myself from it because I don't want to be an identityfag. Not from /librejp/ but 日本語勉強したからほとんどわかるよ。
No.1633129
>>1633120>Maybe I should get a new jobnah dont let amerigay's issues ruin a good thing theres still plenty to like just dont be retarded. which hopefully you arent otherwise your bosses are wasting money sending you around the world
>They were all nice and offered to show me around if I come to Portland, so I'll be banking on that. All were white people though.oh youre prolly fine then just stick with them i thought you were being sent there with no real connections
No.1633130
>>1632877Don't relax around niggers and beaners, go to cities or towns that are 100% white.
No.1633131
anyway if you're wondering why this thread has gone off the rails, the fatigue has been unreal ever since the saint floyd riots
everyone here is suffering through a seeming malicious enforcement of laws
basically, with how shitty things are the last thing id want is a spee frendly foreigner getting enriched by the local wildlife
No.1633134
>>1633132boy you havent seen fat until youve come to bama they yell
ROLL TIDEbecause the tide comes in every time the fatties roll into the water
No.1633135
>>1633132oh man you have no idea
go to a walmart budy
No.1633173
>>1633152least its not JFK
i had to do that at JFK. fuck that airport. id rather go outside and take my chances sleeping on the street in queens at that point
if you stomp your feet rly hard and whine they might give you a shitty motel
No.1633174
>>1633119now THIS guy is ACTUALLY tryna get u fucked up in a bad way
thats the dumbest fucking shit i ever heard
no dude. violent criminals are looking for the low hanging fruit. you purposefully act lik that, then x gon give it to ya
No.1633203
>>1633152Finally reached my hotel so I'll chill for the day. Maybe roam around a bit and eat some fast food.
No.1633215
>5 guys
Y’all making a nigga HONGRY
No.1633235
>>1633215stop being a whore
No.1633239
Burgerville is the premium Oregon fast food burger
Try it at least once
i lik crik
No.1633243
Also there is some of the most scenic outdoor things in this area
Rent a car and visit Mt Hood and the Oregon Coast.
Portland is a hellhole but everything outside the city is largely the opposite of what you will experience there.
No.1633245
>>1633243this is not wrong
No.1633254
>>1633174sirs you need to calm your tits
No.1633302
>>1633239I ate there. I liked it.
>>1633243I only have 2 weekends, i guess that is doable. Btw i am in hillsboro. I went walking around all day. Almost nobody on sidewalk. Was pretty comfy, despite the sweltering heat. Mostly whites too, i think i saw more criket monkrs than chimps and even then the number was low.
Also went to a sports bar. MLB was on but I barely watch baseball so I didn't get much and no one was there to talk to so I ended up getting drunk alone, watching the other burgers interact in their natural environment. Imageboard terminology, I felt like a newfag so I ended uo lurking more than posting.
No.1633304
you need to get in at least one irrational argument with another indian
I suggest Intel campus
No.1633306
portland has lots of strip clubs
sir please do the needful
No.1633307
>>1633306oh i heard about that. I know people that come here and just hit the casinos and gentleman's club, as they put it.
No.1633340
>>1633302if u have an accent you can talk to just about anyone and they'll (most likely) be friendly, especially at a bar
tell them ur dirty foreigner and don't know where anything is and they'll gladly tell you the best spots in town
No.1633344
>>1633340this is true
if youre at a bar practically anywhere in flyover murrica, most ppl are stoked to see some random cunt whos from the far side of the world
No.1633354
>>1633340>>1633344Alright, I'll do that the next time. It was like 4PM, no ome sat next to me, the few people there were in their own groups, the bartender looked busy and I was nervous so I ended up keeping to myself.
No.1633363
>>1633354it depends on the bar i guess. lik if its a super townie divebar thang then they might tell you to fuck off. but you can tell its that kinda bar the moment you walk in cuz all the bargoyles will be giving you death stares
despite its rep, most ppl in murrica are super friendly. at least outside of major cities
No.1633378
sir this is boss
do the needful and report to sportschan
t. boss
No.1633380
>>1633378sir please provide the ticket number or i cannot help you
t. humble cognizant employee Rajesh Ramajan Uttampachandriyaraman doing the needful
No.1633459
>>1633378helo boss very very sorry for slow update
I work from Monday to Friday so there won't be much to say. After work I ate at chick-fil-a. Had a spicy chicken burger set with waffle fries and chick-fil-a sauce. It was good. Though before i made an order, the cashier asked for my name first and that threw me off. First time I had to give my name at a fast food joint, I don't even know why, my name wasn't even on the bill, what was the point? The cashier sounded southern. It think Southern accents are endearing so it was nice to hear it in person.
No.1633463
>>1633459>supporting literal religo-facist companyMODS BAN
No.1633465
>>1633459based and chic fil a pilled
but the pres went pro nigger hard a few years ago and i still have a hard time giving em money after that
No.1633501
>>1633459you got the good combo, did you get a regular spicy or a deluxe spicy? deluxe is raly gud
also try one of their shakes next time, they might have the peach one cuz it's summer
No.1633504
>>1633459Good combo, I usually go with the spicy deluxe/spicy chicken just the sammich and eat two sammiches while skipping the fries/drank.
>I don't know why she asked my nameIf you had left the immediate vicinity or they got overly busy she would have called out your name when the food was ready.
No.1633505
>>1633465The pres didn't go pro-nigger he gave the company to his son who is anti-Christian (and also pro-nigger).
No.1633506
>>1633505>gave his company to his sonso the new pres? i mean ya cathy old as hell hes probably ded by now. dont you remember the "shine a niggers shoes if your White" thing after the floydocaust?
No.1633515
>>1633459chik fil a's get retarded busy thats why they ask for a name instead of shouting order numbers. its just way easier because people more easily ignore numbers being yelled but if you scream their names they usually immediately stop whatever they're doing and look
No.1633523
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>visiting America thread becomes fast food discussion
I can see you're settling in well budy
No.1633530
>>1633523he is doing well
now he will go to the golden arches
No.1633541
>>1633539watch ur mouth budy
No.1633542
>>1633541go literally anywhere else
micks is literal bugfood
No.1633546
>>1633093>SeattleWhy did you choose to go here?
No.1633590
>>1633501>>1633515>>1633504Huh I see. The drive thru was packed, I was worried that I wouldn't get my order quick but inside was fine and had no problem. I asked the cashier and even he suggested the double spicy burger but I went with a regular one, figured they'd taste similar.
>>1633465Huh, didn't know that. I just heard that the food is good and went with this guy
>>1632912>>1633546Seattle airport is close to Portland airport. My boss chose it. Either Seattle or San Francisco airport, which is a 2hr flight to Portland.
No.1633602
>>1633590you dodged a bullet
bay area is such a shithole lol
No.1633605
>>1633590>Either Seattle or San Francisco airportlel good on your boss san francisco is prolly genuinely the worst city in the usa rn outside of maybe chicago. though i havent been to chicago in a few years maybe it improved slightly?
No.1633619
>>1633602>>1633605TAKE IT BACK
getting your back window smashed in and stuff stolen in gridlock traffic is a cherished area past time you just dont understand
No.1633638
I used to visit the Beaverton and Hillsboro area at least once a month for years. You are lucky to be there and not downtown portland.
t. ravelbro
No.1633648
>>1633590>I just heard that the food is goodit is that, i wont deny it. luv me sum chicfila
No.1633699
>>1633605for lik petty crime bay areas prolly worse
chicago is where you go to get shot
No.1633704
thoughts on america so far biz-kun-bro?
second this
>>1633243 and other dude sayin travel up the 1 for a bit if you have time, about 3 hours one way tho. coast is purty and the forests getting there are cool
if you go west til big water (make sure and throw apples and car batteries, it's a tradition here) then leisurely stroll north you're gonna see cool shit
No.1633780
>>1633638Neat.
>>1633704I grew up with a lot of American media so I guess I'm kind of a westaboo. I'm aware of a lot of slang and the culture which is why I fit in mostly well. People here are friendly and sure like to talk, be it a small chat with the cashier or waiter etc or even comments from random strangers make a friendly comment at me when I appeared lost or so. It's kinda nice and luckily I improved my social skills well enough to convince people that I am normal even though I'm a total autist on the inside.
I made plans this weekend with people I know here. One day will go to Mt. Hood and the other day will go to the coast, maybe even surf if the waves are good.
Sidenote: saw the tesla memetruck, sure looks weirder in person
No.1633782
>>1633780Also, I'm trying to ignore all the poz. There were gay flags around places I've been to and the TV has the regular cuckmericals but whatever. Also the news always show headlines about Biden's cognitive decline and demands for him to leave the race and I find that funny.
No.1633783
>>1633780>saw the tesla memetruckthey look like a giant electric razor amirite?
No.1633818
>>1633784That’s freedom for you pal. Love it or leave it ok? Brandum ain’t my president. Dog bless
No.1633823
>>1633780that looks like something out of tron what the hell
would not truk and/or pullr with this piece of shit
No.1633824
>>1633784>The average quantity of food is yugethe fuckin truth, a lot of times if i eat out it might be 2 of my meals for the day
No.1633825
>>1633823love it or hate is a truk, they clean nigger
boomertruk/liberal faggot comments on internet is the most unholy alliance and its nauseating
No.1633826
>>1633784>i eat fewer times than normalgud a lot of american food is full of sugar even a lot of the stuff that doesnt taste that sweet. its tasty but god damn the portions are ludicrous, though if you do what youre doing you can prolly make a single "meal" last the whole day depending on where you got it from
No.1633828
>>1633825>boomertruk/liberal faggot comments on internetidk what youre talking about but if it aligns with whatever that is idc that thing is retarded looking
>they clean niggeroh yeah how fuckin far does it go and how long does it take to charge? fix those issues and maybe it wont be as gay
No.1633835
>>1633825>>1633829>he bought into the yimcant even take em through a car wash without em getting totaled. teslas are gayer than CAFE truks and i bet you drive a nu shitbox that you have to justify lel
No.1633837
>>1633782everyones kind of an autist here, just a matter of whether or not they realize it
the state
officially funds agitprop via taxes since 2013 smith-mundt. big diff in poz from home?
hell yeah budy enjoy the coast. if you hit north astoria is cool as hell, cave from the goonies movie is kinda neat. if you end up north rockaway beach is my favorite. can take an old school train ride and the old oregon smokehouse has crazy gud food
No.1633838
>>1633835i drive a 94 caprice police package and im just not retarded.
cybrtruck is just a rally fast electric truck with stainless panels, moderately innovative electrical/controls system, and made in america levels of quality control
hyperbolic niggers like you claiming the sky is falling every quarter re: tesla are fucking retarded but wtver– keep pushing 1600% return higher
No.1633843
>>1633838lel who talmbout stocks, you ARKKbro?
tesla price gon keep pushing but their cars are dog turds
literally cant take them through a car wash but go on about stainless and innovative
only worthwhile innovation in consumer products for years is the third rack in dishwashers
No.1633844
>>1633843>third rack in dishwashersthe what now?
u sayin ive been using two racks when i could have
TRES? No.1633846
>>1633844Do you know why Mexicans sneak across the boarder in pairs?
the sign says no ‘’tres’’spassing No.1633851
>>1633844had same reaction, good good always goes unannounced for sum reason
kitchenaid stainless is game changer and no smert app bs
No.1633853
>>1633829>its comments filled with emojis, snark, and 'thats not a REAAALL truck' from retardsidgaf about any of that stop trying to lump me in with whatever social media hell you hang out in. and the tesla truk is also a shortbed anyway. can the thing even go off road or tow any noteworthy weight? if not then its not a fuckin truck its an ugly el camino. actually even el caminos could do some limited off roading
No.1633858
>>1633843lel fuck ARKK got out of that shit before it bellied up
>their cars are dog turdsby what fucking metric?
what journoniggers and musk deranged fags say on the internet??
teslas aren't any worse build quality and reliability wise than any of the big 3 within VERY recent memory, and they're a hell of a lot safer
ffs GM EVs were just burning peoples fucking homes down
>>1633853>can the thing even go off road or tow any noteworthy weight?can THAT abomination i posted even do that?
the point is trukfags are almost as obnoxious, gay, and retarded as HARLEY DAVIDSON niggers, or boomer firearm M14 afficianados
nobody gives a fuck, 99% of trucks on the roads don't meet your own metrics. the point is what fags like you complain about the cybertruck are applicable to the majority of large glamor trucks floating around– but at least the cybertruck actually has some interesting stuff in it
No.1633876
>>1633867>jogging clothesniggers steal shit and kill people naked? strange
No.1633884
>>1633867that is so dumb. people get memorialized because they did memorable things
No.1633895
>>1633858nigger you are going
way off about some shit i never even brought up i literally said it was ugly shit and now youre here crying about other truks that i dont like either and being a fag about it at me wtf is your problem? did you buy one of these ugly pieces of shit and get buyers remorse or something?
No.1633897
>>1633884uhm that needs to be challenged because i have a nigger fetish mmkay?
No.1633898
cybertruk's ugly and thats the end of it queer your autistic hangups about other dumb assholes like you on twatter or wherever the hell you come from has nothing to do with me
dont care about useless "innovative" shit in something that is as worthless as a jacked up suburb-mobile
god damn you made me mad as fuck
No.1633911
>>1633867How long until a homeless dope fiend fucks it or jacks off on it?
No.1633915
i calmed down continue faggoting at me im over it
No.1633924
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>>1633858comparing em to recent big 3 is my point. then add in nu shit lik this and people are beta testing for spork holder uppers
explain your musk boner without mentioning the leftoids or fags in your head or imma ~~rawr~~ at you and get you wet in front of company
No.1633932
>>1633784To be fair depending on the place I can get away with like 1 meal and some snacks if I eat out and I've been a burger since birth. Home meals tend to be smaller. To also be fair, American food legitimately has less nutrition per cubic measurement of food because of how it's grown. At least with staples like corn and wheat (do NOT eat the conventional burger wheat).
>>1633825>They cleanYou know how electricity is produced, right?
No.1633934
>>1633932i'm not a fat fuck by any means but i could probably eat two or 2.5 of those burritos he posted, i'll feel like a fat bastard afterwards cuz mexican is nothing but carbs and fat but i totally would. like chipotle-sized burritos, now those are real fukn good but i hate buying from big corps, there's a local taco place opening near my soon that i might check out
problem is all fast food places are nothing but carbs and fat, i wish there was a place that served protein as its main dish with like minimal carbs or fat on the side, but at that point it would just be a place of fried meat which you could easily do yourself
fug now i'm hungry
No.1633935
>>1633932i know about the corn but whats up with the wheat? i remember being able to eat wheat when i was a kid and be just fine but nowadays it legit feels like im eating poison
No.1633945
>>1633935its the monsanto pesticides and genetically modified trash getting into the food supply
No.1633986
been all ogre alleged shithole countries in eastern yurop
nothing but whites and zero crime
america is a nigger infested shithole country
No.1633988
>>1633784yeah okay Sally hand over your purse
No.1634024
>>1633986pretty accurate
most of eastern europe is more religious than the so called "bible belt" US too.
No.1634047
>>1633935>but whats up with the wheat?The short and sweet (and inaccurate) answer is
>>1633945The more nuance answer is
>>1633973History Lesson: You know how they taught you about how the industrial UK added chalk and shit to their bread? Well, the chalk actually wasn't a big issue. The bread tasted like shit if you added too much and the chalk actually aided digestion and mixed with the alum that the bakers were adding to chemically leaven the bread, so it worked out. It was the copper sulfate pesticides that the farmers were spreading on their crops back then that was causing problems because the miller was lazy and didn't wash the wheat like he was supposed to.
Skip history: Fast forward to today and you have a similar issue in America that Great Britain had. The glyphosates are (mostly) harmless when you use them as an insecticide because wheat has to go through a washing process as part of its drying process to make the kernels more edible. As a child this is what they did with the glyphosate pesticides and it wasn't a big deal because the trace amounts may cause some people to have an upset stomach but it was a small amount.
The issue is that since about 2008-2012 roughly, after washing the wheat, these triple bakas respray the wheat with
more fucking glyphosates (as a desiccant to dry it faster) which reintroduces
all of the problems that they just washed away. This was compounded with the fact that a lot of processing facilities got bought out around 2012-2016 by companies who don't fucking wash the wheat they buy for use in flours and processed goods because they get green credits for not "wasting water." End result is that you can tolerate the poison as a kid (sort of) but become sensitive to it as an adult.
Solution: Buy organic wheat or buy wheat from Europe (except Ukraine who does the same shit with pesticides which is why activists are so asshurt about Ukrainian wheat entering the European market). Eat more of other grains.
Extra blackpill: Of course this is all additionally compounded by chemical fertilizers. Nitrogen fertilizers are the reason we can have a world population of greater than 3 billion, however it also results in food that is like 40% less nutritious because the fertilizer causes hypergrowth in the cellulose building blocks. GMOs
could solve this actual global malnutrition problem (it's not a hunger problem, it's a malnutrition problem, that's why poor people the world over are getting FAT), but instead they are using the GMO technology to make crops more Glyphosate resistant so they can spray more of it to deal with the insects which are also becoming glyphosate resistant (return of locusts by 2050 if this isn't solved), but the genes that increase glyphosate resistance also increase cellulose production further making the food even less fucking nutritious. Europe gets away with the fact that they are a colder climate, which is why they panic the most about global warming since global warming unlocks more resources (a warmer climate is good for mankind, only net positives until about 2080 at our current rate), but also brings the pests (that require pesticides to prevent famine) over to those countries putting them in the same boat as everyone else.
tl;dr- We're living through the plot of The Outer Worlds where Monsanto & Oil Companies are both the only thing holding society together via food production, and also slowly killing us by ruining the food we eat to keep up with global demand.
>>1633934Unrelated but related, I've not had time to cook lately and the factor keto meals are exactly what you're looking for. They come out to like $4-$8 per meal depending on how many you buy. Tastes good (much better than TV dinners), it's like 60/30/10 protein/fat/carbs, and if you eat a banana or drink milk with them it's enough carbs to stay outta ketosis.
No.1634049
>>1633986>>1634024ive only ever been to the czech republic but despite a lot of it being rundown and a lot of the transport there looking like it was made before the 80s it was a p nice trip. only time i ever felt uneasy was when i was crossing through the red light district in prague and that was only because there were suspicious straight out of africa niggers trying to lure me into various clubs.
no i wasnt going there to to fuck a prostitute i was going to hooters. yah theres a fuckin hooters in prague i happened to spot it on google maps while i was there and i thought maybe it was some kinda knockoff but no its an actual hooters
No.1634067
>>1634049>go to Prague >eat at hootersSon, I am disappoint.
No.1634078
>>1634049you'll get that in most capitol cities, the smaller ones not so much
No.1634109
>>1634047i do the leangains diet which is not quite keto (you still eat enough carbs mostly in the form of a small amount of fruit or vegetables to keep your intestines happy) but more focused on intermittent fasting, there's an 8 hour window each day where you can eat whatever you want (ideally 60% protein but that's really hard to do, I can usually get about 50% though) and then nothing for the other 16 hours. it would probably be working better for me if i could actually stay to it but after about 3-4 days into it all i can think about is
BREAD and i eat a hugeass burrito or something covered in cheese and throw everything off. been doing good for about a week though so maybe this time it will work.
No.1634110
>>1634071fug i need to make dumpllings sometime
but i'd prolly fuck it up
No.1634112
>>1634110With that attitude you will.
No.1634116
>>1634071Man, I miss being able to eat out. Overnight shifts suck. Everything is closed when I get off in the morning.
No.1634117
>>1634110>Put spoonful of food inside wrappers you can buy in the refrigerated Asian section of the supermarket (usually next to the tofu) if too lazy to make your own dough>Fry/boil/steam until cooked throughIt's hard to fuck them up unless you undercook them or forget them on the stovetop, especially if you steam them. Use a fork to crease them and a small potato scooper/ice cream scooper if you suck at knowing when there's too much filling.
No.1634119
>>1634109There is nothing wrong with bread if you work hard enough to justify it. I know it's expensive but you can get bread that consists of wheat gluten/wheat starch so that it's low-carb still. Mission makes a good carb-balance tortilla too for wraps and quesadillas that uses gluten/starch combo instead of flour.
No.1634162
>>1634067i went to that ice bar too and took a shot from that ice sculpture lady they had set up there. like its an ice sculpture of a lady snd shes like holding an ice funnel and you set your head in her lap and the bartender poors a shot into the funnel and you drink it like that. had to wear one of those extreme cold weather marshmallow jackets and gloves too bc i guess people get stuck to the walls or something since they keep it way below freezing in there. it was p neat i wanna go again to check out the castle. there was also a market there that sold a whole bunch of weird novelty shit, but i only had time to go check out the torture museum since i was only there for like 2/3 of a day
No.1634249
>>1634162place looks crazy
i wanna go
No.1634251
>>1634249put on your hottest miniskirt baby girl and ill take you there
No.1634253
>>1634249it was p fun. iirc they have a time limit to avoid hypothermia, though i may just be drunk remembering that. regardless shits
cold as fuck, i was in prague in february and it was freezing fuckin cold outside, but coming out of that bar the outside weather felt like late spring
pic related is the ice lady and that jar shes holding is hollowed out. if youre not laying your head in the right spot when the bartender pours the drink it'll just hit you in the eyes one of my friends had that happen lel
No.1634270
>>1634110its not hard, but it is somewhat tedious
No.1634271
>>1633924>explain your musk boneri dont, the cars just objectively aren't that bad and the anti-hype is a psyop
No.1634272
>>1633884lel, i was actually down at pier 13 today for work and saw that stupid monkey statue, with a couple niggers takin pics with it
No.1634273
>>1633932<they clean>You know how electricity is produced, right?i don't mean the gay clean, as in the environment
i mean in person they look sharp and crisp
No.1634274
>>1633934i can only eat like that if ive been physically workin hard like a motherfucker
i remember when i was doin the whole naval commando thang i went to subway on the weekend and ordered the works, footlong sub with extra meat, chips, cookies, choco milk
then when i finished i got up and ordered it again. can only imagine the cashier thought i was a fat fuck
No.1634278
>>1634116i miss night shift
used to love being awake when the rest of the world was asleep
you could walk around without seeing a soul. used to enjoy imagining everyone else in the world had disappeared
No.1634284
>>1634272>he lives in SFthe horror
No.1634285
>>1634284sorry phrased poorly.
>business trip to SF this afternooni woudn't live in that shithole
No.1634293
>>1634271no one was "anti-hyping" shit fag someone said the cybertruck was ugly and you had some topknot having cuck tier meltdown over it
No.1634302
>>1634293can't gaslight me nigger
you engaged in hyperbolic boomerisms:
>'u can't even get them wet!! 😂😂😂😂 Toy Car Breaks in the car wash !!then try to strawman me as a regretful buyer
im just a bystander, i dont plan to own any EV until the price drops to something not insane and that supports backfeeding natively
luckily, since i can see that they're actually doing something well and not engaging in hysterics, i've made a nice chunk of change off the company
No.1634308
could you autists stop arguing about memetruk and ask op about his vacation
No.1634309
>>1634308when is he visiting fagfrancisco?
No.1634339
>>1634308im done responding to him hes either very confused about who hes responding to or hes just being a fucking faggot because he got btdo on twatter and wants to take it out on >us
No.1634343
sorry for derailing i didnt expect someone to explode into histrionics about liberal emoji boomers because i said an ugly trul was ugly
No.1634344
ill anti-hype musk
the cars look lik a fucking gay nerd hallucination of what a sportscar is supposed to look like. seeing yuppies step out of their teslas gives me that same energy as when i see those rly rly sooper dooper srs amateur cyclists who ride in the middle of the road with their overly expensive cyclist spandex shit in flourescent yellow and a giant gay helmet. it makes me wanna spit, then go brush my teeth
and the truks are obv retard shit from ppl who dont understand how fuckmassive north america actually is
imagine food shortages, not cuz monsanto is poisoning teh cows or whatever, or cuz bill gates wants you to eat the bugs for fetish purposes, but because trukr forgot to charge his batteries up to 100% before getting on the thruway
miss me w that gay shit cuh
No.1634348
>>1634344shut the fuck up and ask op about >his vacation
No.1634351
>>1634348well hes getting the full american experience©®
No.1634356
twitterfags really are mentally ill
No.1634406
OP HOW IS AMERIGA TREATING U???
No.1634424
>>1634406Pretty good. I went out for drinks with co-workers last night and it was fun. I feel like my speech is adapting to American English with vocabulary, intonation and accent etc, I'm enjoying it.
Will be going out soon. Post again at night.
No.1634459
>>1634424looking forward to it anything beats gay electric slapfighting
No.1634717
Today was the most eventful day. Had a change of plans, couldn't go to the coast but did a bunch of other stuff. Went trap shooting with a shotgun, ate at a classic American diner and then floating at a river.
The trap shooting place was the only one that available at the moment and while it was daunting to use a shotgun, it wasn't that bad. The guy in charge there was really nice, gave an in depth explanation about everything so once I got to shoot the gun, I didn't hurt myself. My aim and form was terrible so I only shot 3/25 traps but it was really fun just to shoot a shotgun. All the pics I took has me in them so I won't post it but it looked a bit like the pic here I searched up.
After that I wanted to eat at a diner so we did that. Had the classic eggs, bacon and pancakes and a root beer float, was delicious.
Instead of seeing the coast, we went floating in a river in a place called Dabney. Was really comfy, the outdoors were beautiful. Later we played a game called TROUT with a can of sparkling water. I lost and ended up shotgunning the can, which was another fun experience. Also saw a bald eagle while floating, so I had a real American day.
On the way back to my hotel we found out Trump almost getting shot and wondering if it was real or a staged incident. I know better than to talk politics with Americans but my friend was cool with that, scratched off that off the list too. News of Richard Simmons dying also broke, celebrity death news was another thing. All in all a really interesting day. Tomorrow will be heading to Mt. Hood and the nearby area, will post again tomorrow.
No.1634719
>>1634717nice. shooting birdshot for the trap shooting so recoil should be reduced from other loads with more mass
river stuff is cumfy and relaxing
fyi re shooting: looks legit, but theres basically a media lid on providing any real details. usually that means its damaging for them or their interests, but who knows.
No.1634731
>>1634721we have gun/knife shows every other week here lul
you'll find that's pretty common in any red state or anywhere that's not a hueg city
i know that guns and knives are scary to europeons but around here they're just a part of everyday life
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>>1634721some 1950's themed diners have random old ads in them if you are into that sort of thing.
the really good ones will even have a cute girl on roller skates deliver the food right to your car. unfortunately the skating part is pretty rare nowadays since it is a bit of a lost art here. i think sonic does it at some of their places but their food is typical fast food goyslop, its better to go to a small family owned diner instead.
No.1634822
>>1634717sounds like a gud burger day im glas youre enjoying yourself
No.1634823
>>1634773sanic hires lardassed girls too bc they're not allowed to discriminate or whatever so its not like youre guaranteed to be seeing some qt on roller skates over a hamplanet lumbering around on diabetic stumps
No.1634834
>>1634743thats a solid slice of burger culture. gud shit, looks comfy.
hope mt hood's treating you well travelbro
No.1634840
are you the original indiabro posting about how CR trans were causing terror years ago?
No.1634882
>>1634773sonic sux
they don't have any one menu item that's good so they compensate by just offering a mediocre assortment of everything
their ice cream and shakes are good though
No.1634902
>>1634886there are only 5 of us and everyone knows everything
that was me in japan last month and will be back in november pick me up at airport t.ravelbro No.1634927
>>1634886all of us knew tbh, what other foreigner would it be?
latin america bro hasn't been seen, and if you were toothpaste it would be a non-stop stream of elitism about how uncivilized the US is and in depth analysis of gay pottery
No.1634931
>>1634927I miss niggeragua, lithuania, and estoniabro
No.1634936
>>1634927dont forget sticking his nose in the air about how much he hates /sp/ and justifies coming crawling back with "i-im just here to l-look i dont miss u baka"
No.1635062
>>1634886holy shit why the fuck do they want so much for such shitty midrange desktop computers? for the price they are asking for (a bit over $1K USD) you can easily get an i7/ryzen 7 system here. you would think since they live much closer to the source (china and taiwan) it'd be considerably cheaper.
No.1635076
>>1635062nips prolly have some ridiculous tax laws for importing that kind of shit from other cunts. getting exports from them is retarded expensive too last i checked
No.1635099
>>1634902>>1634927Well darn.
I don't live near Tokyo so you're on your own budy>>1635062Was thinking about buying a desktop a while ago but ended up not buying one. This was one of the better deals believe it or not. Also pretty much this
>>1635076Anyway, update for today. Went to Multnomah Falls, Mt. Hood and a winery, as well as driving along the Colombia River Gorge. Spent most of the day in the car honestly.
Was at Multnomah falls only for a bit. Was crowded and needed a reservation to enter. Just took a pic and left to go to Mt. Hood.
Mt. Hood was neat, trekked up for a short while, took some pics amd went back. Was cool to see snow in the middle of summer.
Follwing that, visited a winery nearby, had some red wine which was good.
Not as eventful as yesterday but was great to be out in nature. I noticed that city side, the demographic is very diverse but going outdoors this weekend I noticed a large majority of white people, and few from other races. All the white people love to go out don't they? Well after visiting these places now I understand why.
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Oh and last night I could barely sleep and Blazing Saddles was on TV at around midnight. Saw it for the first time, surprised they played it completely uncensored. It was great, co-incidentally it is the 50th anniversary of the movie.
No.1635145
>>1635099cuz niggers don't drink wine, all they care about is weed and colt 45
No.1635152
>>1635062Nips have a lot of retarded Jew-tier profit schemes. For instance with most games produced outside of Japan, they have to buy the game (typically at full price plus taxes which is like $80-$90 for AAA titles), and then they have to pay an additional $20-$60 for the Japanese language pack if they want to play the game with Japanese text. It's one of the reasons indie games took off so hard over there.
No.1635153
>>1635152lol i forgot about the language packs, that's so fuckn turbojew i love it
No.1635161
>>1635101this movie is very offensive to kcbros
No.1635178
>>1635099nice pics budy
>most of the day in the carmurica's fuckin yuge, gotta invest a lot of time to see different good stuff
No.1635188
how many other poos have you seen so far? last time i was in the pnw there were indians everywhere
No.1635368
>>1635188There are several of them here. I see them often enough that it doesn't surprise me.
No.1635437
>>1634886how's the CR tren?
No.1635440
>>1635161it's okay, us kcgoats get the censored version
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>>1635437Haven't ridden in years but seems as prankful as ever
No.1635480
any insight as to why getting pancaked by trains seems to be a national pastime?
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>>1635480There's too many people so that's one way to reduce the population. Jaywalking a railroad isn't a crime, it's the fastest way to get across platforms, though sometimes people seem to get stuck on them.
No.1635590
>>1635517cr is such a lil rascal
No.1635594
>How do I stay alive a
you cant, people getting shot all the time there
No.1635658
go to cia head quarters
No.1635673
travelbro you get another weekend on vacation or you headed back after clocking out friday
No.1635675
>>1635673I've got another weekend. I leave next wednesday. Though i currently don't have plans, need to make some.
No.1635683
>>1635675have you done the reddit axe throw? or gone to a county fair? demolition derby? cow tippin? GHOST town searchin? Monster truck show?
No.1635684
>>1635675actually just do this
>>1635658 No.1635726
>>1635684>>1635658dudes on the west coast not in fuckin virginia
No.1635743
>>1635726getting fucked in the ass in the back of a gay bar it is then
No.1635800
helo budys
No.1635827
>>1635675spro
>>1635683 nailed it, there a truk n pullr or rodeo? anywhere with solo cups of beer and cowboy hats is a fun time
No.1635839
>>1635683axe throwin fun
the one i went to also served alcohol so you can imagine how much fun that was
No.1635931
have you sampled some of Oregon's Finest meth whores yet?
No.1636019
>>1635483>sometimes people seem to get stuck on themdo you guys have the newer trens? or is it just cobbled together junk from lik 100yrs ago? the new ones can be p quiet. can def sneak up on ya if theyre goin fast around a corner
No.1636211
>>1632912I finally ate at Five Guys. Had a hamburger and small size fries. Pretty good but damn it was filling.
>>1635683>>1635827Sounds nice but don't think they have much of that and even if they do, it's a bit difficult to commute there by myself. They had the injun axe throwin thing at the bar I went last week. Looked fun but didn't get a chance to try it.
>>1635931No, getting STDs isn't on my list.
>>1636019No, still the old shit. We barely have AC trains, that's as high tech as it gets and they run between 70-90kph. Kinda rare to see them.
No.1636390
helo sir please fix the crowdstrike and do the needful
No.1636412
SAR PLS STOP REDEEMING THE FIVE GUYS BURGER AND RETURN TO YOUR DESK
No.1636454
of hapy last friday in burgertown travelbro
No.1636697
So, all in all what did you think of ol murika?
No.1636731
Last night I went to Portland to meet an old acquaintance. Went to a rose garden which was nice. There were a lot of bees around some plants and there were black/green colored, never seen such bees before so that was cool. Later ate a mexican food truck, had trés molé enchillada which was good. Then took a walk around the place. It started to get late and dark and I was worried about that but it wasn't bad at all. It was a rather peaceful neighbourhood, didn't seem unsafe, it was a nice night. Later we even had ice cream. The people I was with seemed like internet people, one guy used to browse 4chan and I revealed some of my power level. They were impressed by my knowledge of Brendan Fraser/JUST memes and baneposting.
Today I didn't do much, just visited a co-worker's place.
>>16366972 weeks in and I guess it mostly lines up with my expectations. Strangers suddenly starting up conversations with me throw me off a bit but I can sorta manage. Sometimes it is fun, sometimes I'm just socially tired so I don't say much, no real problem. Still not used to how far things are and the lack of public transport. Food here can be good depending on the places. Haven't been to the city that much, kinda wish I would but at the same time I don't? Guess I need to know more to get a better opinion. Overall America is very different from all the Asian countries I've visited/lived in. I think I could get used to living here long term but it would take a while. I'd probably end up being a homebug though.
No.1636741
>>1636731the only other place ive ever been with the same type of random conversation with strangers is australia
No.1636760
>>1636731>be a home bumIf you just fly to Mexico you could cross the boarder and get all kinds of free shit to start your home bumming off right!
>tres mole enchiladas Wtf kind of Mexicans they got up there I never heard of this kind of thing and I live p close to dab order
t. hustonbro
No.1636781
>>1636741austrailians are just british rednecks
No.1636791
>>1636741straya is based
only other place on the planet where erryones isnt a total autist. and theyre also all fuckin crazy its p sick.
its basically just murrica but with more aggressive flora and fauna and a weird accent
No.1636809
>>1636791everything ive heard about it in recent years just makes it sound like a uk tier nanny state just with more land and kangaroos
No.1636812
>>1636809yah sure theyre govts just as fucked as anywhere
i just mean the attitude
No.1636816
>>1636815its super gross
i remember even back when me and all my irl frens all knew and browsed 4chins together even then wed never utter an maymay irl
No.1636818
>>1636812oh i gotcha. i do wanna visit one day regardless, are they still psycho about the jab? im not gonna get the wu flu shot just to go get chased by spiders and koalas
No.1636819
>>1636815>>1636816at least they werent talking about reddit yims
No.1636849
>>1636816the only time i ever bring up a 4ch anything is with the brother of a very close friend of mine
my friend and i talk primarily about geopolitics and the collapse of the american empire
his brother is aware of those things but is mostly content with gayming and posting on /a/ and stuff
No.1636891
>>1636815Sorry budy, it was the first time I did it, I hope to never do so again.
>>1636816I feel the same. They were the one who brought up clopping and furried so I let my guard down. Also made me realize how hard bronyism fell. Used to be most cancerous thing back then but now it is basically nonexistent.
Side note, ate Lanzhou noodles yesterday at a chinese place, was breddy gud. Also visited the library, surrised to see a lot of comics both western and weeb ones and even video games were there.
No.1636894
>>1636891theres nothing wrong with wanting to fuck rainbow dash
personally, twilight sparkle is my favorite of the mane 6
No.1636921
>>1636897yah at least you got a way out tho. >were all just stuck on the boat
No.1636922
and the waters on fire
No.1636977
>>1636963diabetes r guud for u
No.1636983
>>1636963do you play golf? the best thing to do in the us is play golf
No.1636990
>>1636963black coffee and pastry is high tier patrician taste
No.1636994
>>1636963Heem got da betus
GOOGLE GOBBLE GOOGLE GOBBLEHES ONE OF US No.1636995
>>1636983no,
shooting niggers and illegal spics is the best thing to do
No.1637009
>>1636995that's
still illegal
No.1637217
saar pls dont redeem the burger
No.1637670
>>1637662did you get diabeetus yet?
No.1637747
>>1637670>get da beetusNot eating noodles he’s not.
No.1637748
/sp/ortsgpt pls make asummary of this thred
kthx
No.1637767
>>1637748Pajeet fly from nipland to da best cunt on earf gets murrika’d
da beetus seez it’s p gud Jim i lik burgr flys back to nippon
Fin
kthxbai No.1637770
>>1637767and he didn't even play a round of golf smh
No.1637797
>>1637767ok now in english
No.1637811
>>1637809yall come back now ya hear?
No.1637832
bye hope your flights back are easygoing. hopefully the cunt isnt on fire and a complete totalitarian shithole whenever you decide to visit again
No.1637856
>>1637809come to oklahoma next time
No.1637904
>>1637857felonball is a dumpster fire anyway
No.1638432
mr ben chod
mr benjamin chod
please pick up the paging phone you have a message
No.1638433
>>1637767It's been about 65 years since America been numer on
One of the worst countries in the world now when it comes to alleged first world environments.
Japan is superior in every possible way in 2024 they even know how to finish the job when it comes to assassinations
No.1638439
>>1638433only downside with japan is the lack of firearms
the lack of niggers ALMOST makes up for it, tho.
No.1638467
>>1638439just make your own
you dont need funs when there are no niggers ever No.1638498
>>1638467i do make my own but it would be even harder there. no way to get experience with smaller easier things to get familiar, hard to just jump straight into the deep end
No.1638501
>>1638467or befriend the yakuza, they seem to have no problems with getting guns
No.1638502
>>1638501they're notoriously bad at using them tho
No.1638503
>>1637809You'll need to do the needful to a midwestern meth whorb next tiem
No.1638519
>>1638501don't they usually just get old soviet/ccp surplus shit like tokarevs?
No.1638539
>>1638498my friend Abe thought that too
No.1638574
>>1638519in a country where most people don't have guns, it don't really matter so long as it functions.
even then, decades of the cold war + wars in satan's sandbox have taught the west that there's nothing inherently wrong with soviet designs, all guns can kill or incapacitate just the same.
even really old (1800's) weapons are plenty effective in the right hands, as humans didn't magically develop an immunity to bullets that i am aware of.
No.1638585
>>1638574i wasn't really talking shit about the soviet stuff there. i just remembered i've seen mostly soviet stuff when yakuza and firearms are brought up. makes sense tho russia and china
are right there.
one thing i wonder about is if they actually get a significant number of micro uzis irl like i see in my japanese annie mays or if that's purely fiction
No.1638592
>>1638539i wasn't aware that john wilkes booth made his own gun
No.1638593
>>1638574>7-5-3i'm perosnally a fan of wendlers 5-3-1, but admittedly i do a OHP routine that uses sets of 7 5 and 3 in a single workout and it got my press past 1PL with the most basic of programming
No.1638612
>>1638592nippy chinky Abe not that nigger loving faggot
No.1638624
>>1638433except most of their population is over 60 and they're below replacement rate, second only to souf korea. their professional culture is also terrible, you're a salaryman until you die and your only respite is getting slammed every night singing your lungs out to karaoke then passing out under a bridge somewhere, then wake up and go to work the next day, repeat until death.
No.1638689
>>1638612obviously its called a joke, anon.
No.1638691
>>1638668unfortunately it appears that globohomo has finally come for japan advocating for bringing in the lowest echelon of third worlders into japan
shits gonna suck for our crik frend since he seems civilized and is decently bilingual, probably tri-lingual with nip.
but ya, if that happens his 1.4 billion benchod cousins are about to destroy whatever reputation he's managed to build over there tbh
No.1638744
>>1638691It's not that big but Japan have been interested in importing indians for a while now. Back when Abe was alive he had good relations with Modi. Japan helps build bullet trains in india while india will send workers, mainly programmers off to Japan typically for short term I think. Universities are a common way for people to get in but it isn't as much as western countries mostly due to language/cultural barriers, mainly weebs are interested and most people leave after graduating or working a few years because of such barriers.All in all, Indians are still much fewer than other nationalities so things should still be fine for now
but you never know i guessI'm not like the average crikmonkr so I get along pretty well here. Most nips like me, sometimes I befriend them and they give me free snacks, they're very kind. But they kinda fetishize indians a lot. The first things they tell me is "do you eat curry everyday?" and "wow Indians are very smart, so good at math and programming". Honestly weirds me out but I guess having a postive opinion like that isn't bad per se.
No.1638750
>>1638691>>1638744it's also ridiculously hard to become a permanent resident in japan, it's not like the usa or western yurup where being brown with a sob story is all you need, you need actual viable skills and to actively fill in an empty position where you will quickly be introduced to the great nippon work ethic of wake up, work, drink, sleep, repeat for several decades
No.1638753
>>1638744lotta hues, huh?
No.1638758
>>1638744some of the stuff im reading is advocating like, 20 million foreign workers by the mid 21st century, which with population decline in japan would mean like 15% of the population. and its specifically aimed at 'blue collar' positions
when i was in bahrain like half the population is foreign workers, most of the laborers are of some sort of indian background and are basically treated like slaves, plus defacto segregation to limit contact with the locals
my interactions with those guys was pretty negative, and i dont imagine they would do well in japan, or do well for japan. just seems like a major course for conflict
No.1638759
>>1638753brazil and japan had some weird shit going on during the meiji period iirc i guess they've kept up relations ever since
No.1638765
>>1638758Most of the blue collar foreign workers japan imports are low skilled people from south east asia, who fill in due to domestic labor shortages and that number is sure to rise. According to the article:
>Based on population projections, conversation has already been shifting to a future where foreign residents will make up more than 10% of people in the country 50 years from now — similar to the current levels of the U.S., U.K. or France.There are many stories of these workers basically being used as slaves (similar thing happens in south korea). Japan is still slow on these kinda things but eventually things will catch up.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/commentary/2023/08/06/japan/japan-immigration/ No.1638842
>>1638765they imported a bunch of feminists too apparently, from what i've seen in the weebshit community.
No.1638844
>>1638744but do you eat curry every day and do good math and programming?