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 No.1644721[Last 50 Posts]

how

 No.1644728

after foreplay the clit is all that matters
next thread

 No.1644756

ok and?

 No.1644779

>>1644728
Then what's the point of penetration and the mythic G-spot?

 No.1644780

it's all about getting her to piss on your face.

 No.1644833

>>1644728
breddy much your hands will get the job done better unless you have gnarly blue collar hands

>>1644779
the clitoral hood runs along the majority of the vagina
it's easier to think of it as an inverted benis rather than a love-button
>G-spot
doesn't exist
it's just the location where the clitoral hood and female prostate are closest to each other so both get stimulated simultaneously

 No.1644848

ask yer mum

 No.1644850

>>1644833
>doesn't exist
>here's where it is
wew

 No.1644896

>>1644779
>mythic G-spot?
thats the part that itches but they cant scratch cuz G_D had a laffr and gave em all hands that were too small to reach. funny guy

 No.1644898

>>1644850
dumb women and even dumber men describe it as a "cluster of nerves" when it doesn't even exist and there's no scientific backing for it existing
then they make the girl piss herself looking for it because of the proximity of the female organs and go "oh it's duh gee-spot"


it's like saying "the male G-spot" about your prostate there is no G-spot you're just diddling your asshole to get off

 No.1644916

>>1644721
What if my girlfriend has a feminine penis ?

 No.1644920

>>1644898
no you're just being a hair splitting self-contradictory autist. it's a spot that's extra sensitive, like the prostate, and people call it a g spot. that's all it is but you're a faggot so ofc it has to be an issue so you can arbitrarily look down on others right?

 No.1644927

actually that's a really funny way to fuck with people now that i think about it. gates aren't real, you're looking for the outside swingy plank over there

 No.1644928

>>1644920
>arbitrary
there's nothing arbitrary about the distinction when the people pushing the myth of the g-spot are the same ones pushing lies about the hymen not being real, trying to change the word pedo to MAP, and crying that bugchasing is illegal
it's demonic lingo meant to pull you into sexual slavery to fishy pussy and venereal disease my dude

 No.1644943

>>1644928
not reading, not arguing anymore, arbitrary fag. wait fags don't exist, just people who put dicks in their asses and get extreme pleasure from that and being autistic nitpicks online

 No.1644949

eyes don't exist, you just have fleshy orbs that receive images for your brain (i'm sorry i mean the gray matter full of electrical signals that pilots your body) to interpret

 No.1644951

File: 1724630790737.mp4 (2.48 MB, 640x352, 20:11, sg1 vagina.mp4)

can we go back to talking about vaginas

 No.1644952

>>1644951
vaginas aren't real, there are only fleshy damp orifices leading to the uterus, which also isn't real. at all, uteri are made up entirely, babies come from magic pearls hidden deep within women. women aren't real either btw, they're walking talking clams that shed babby pearls that grow up into people

 No.1644961

>>1644951
looks like a pretty boring tv show

 No.1644966

Really pissed off the vagina in the room with that one lmao

 No.1644968

>>1644966
>sage fag projects his anger
not surprising. learn to take a joke, or are you too autistic for that?

 No.1644969

>>1644961
It was fun, well except for that one episode.

 No.1644971

wait sorry, autism isn't real, you just have an utter inability to properly perceive social interactions and get upset at jests

 No.1644980

>>1644971
i actually believe this tbh
lik theres actual spergs, w the bergers, and their brains do str8 work different. but in terms of "being an autist" lik its used nowadays, its just retards who grew up in a world where everyones afraid of social interaction or more accurately, afraid of messing up in said social interaction and getting made fun of on social media for it after some other fag records it so they try to avoid it as much as they can, and as a result are just awkward weirdos from lack of practice

 No.1644983

>>1644980
yah i agree but i'm still gonna throw it around at buzzkills that take shit too seriously

 No.1644995

>>1644968
lol you're still seething over that huh?

 No.1645014

File: 1724659880518.png (9.93 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Why does every thread i post end up turning into autistic debates

 No.1645028

>>1645014
the sagefag webring tourist. someone made him mad when he popped in a couple months ago and now he's got an autistic vendetta against the whole board i guess

 No.1645033

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>>1645014
something about being a master baiter

 No.1645037

>>1645028
imagine caring enough to check if the email field is filled or not
imagine going on a multi-post tirade about how not-mad you are that the G-spot doesn't exist and then blaming a scapegoat boogieman for why you are an unfun autist ruining everyone's good time
lol shut up autist

btw squirting doesn't exist either it's just piss play/prostate discharge

 No.1645038

File: 1724672480335.png (1.05 MB, 2338x2338, 1:1, shrugs.png)

>>1645014
error post

 No.1645046

File: 1724675286384.png (557.49 KB, 251x567, 251:567, what are you stupid.png)

You know for a niggertranny meido who like to spew fire and name the Jew, you sure can't take the heat without your moderation tools.
You have no power here, /kohi/nigger.

 No.1645050

>sex ed according to webring incels
vary intradasting read

look, its simple af and you dont need to be no fuckin scientist to figure it out.
the whole thang is rigged up so it feels gud, cuz otherwise the species goes extinct cuz sheem, "not in the mood tonight, sry bby". so if your benin isnt smol af, you get to reach spots that basically never get touched. as a result its raly sensitive.
same shit as if you have a foreskin: ur head doesnt get touched directly as much, so its much more sensitive

just aim for somewhere behind the belly button-ish area, and hammer away once ya get em primed. they fuckin lose it and start screaming and moaning lik whorbs. every time. and even if you do have smol benin just try a diff angle, or only bang short grils idk

 No.1645051

those smug reaction pics don't fool anyone, you're very clearly angry over some dumb shit, tourist

 No.1645052

like you went and said g spots don't exist, and in the same post said it's just an extra sensitive spot. you blatantly contradicted yourself and someone joked about it, move on instead of being a dramatic bitch about it ffs

 No.1645055

>>1645052
heem just arguing semantics cuz heem some lonely incel faggot that cant not bitch
its def there, regardless of what the fuckin scientists say or dont say
you fill grils w cock and then they start making funny noises. cause and effect
its simple af. just dont overthink it

 No.1645056

>>1645052
wait do you think im >>1645050 him or something?
holy fuck you newfags are stupid
and here i was trying to help you poor fags out

 No.1645060

>>1645056
no retard i'm clearly talking about >>1644833 nonreading retard. that post said the spot doesn't exist and then immediately described a spot that would be extra sensitive. almost like a g spot or something
>trying to help
>muh newfags
lel ok tourist, you contradicted yourself and got mad get over it and stop being a buzzkill faggot no one here wants to walk on eggshells over everything for fear of setting off some uppity sperg

 No.1645072

>>1645060
lel yah that was my fault i didnt realize this thread was so long i thought it had lik 5 posts still
but uh yah you guys def DO need help
chicks arent that complicated. motherfuckers out here trying to use based logic and reason to prove/disprove why benis in bagina feels good/doesnt.

dont think about it too much. unless theyre some completely blown out whorb and/or your cock is lik 3ins hard, it rly dont matter. and if theyre some entitled broad just laying there lik a dead fish, whatever, you still get your nut so bust one and gtfo and find someone whos not a lazy bitch

 No.1645080

>>1645072
even if you've got a microdick you can just stick your middle two fingers in her up to the second joints curl the tips upwards and just shake your hand like a vibrator it makes them cum every time.
it's a feel gud spot, idk why calling it a g spot specifically was an issue, all it is is a label. people have been gettin into slapfights here over some real dumb shit lately some of you need breaks or something

 No.1645136

File: 1724709768003.mp4 (1.26 MB, 720x982, 360:491, luscious latina ass jelqin.mp4)

men always ask, how please gril?
but women no ever ask, how jelq mans gock????

 No.1645168

why'd you want to eat girls out? i'm not a cannibal or nothin ya know

 No.1645171

>>1645168
He meant, “take grils out to eat”

 No.1645174

>>1645168
cannibalism doesn't exist, you're just eating your own species is all

 No.1645381

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>>1644721
Don't do it. It'll give you cancer.

 No.1657256

budys i have first date tonight
what do i do

 No.1657264

>>1657256
put a pair of long socks in your underwear
let that bitch be afraid of it

 No.1657271

>>1657256
calm down first dates don't exist anyway it's just an initial meetup of a tentatively romantic nature

 No.1657272

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>>1657256
legit advice? dont be afraid to be slightly annoyed or uninterested at times
you're not there to impress her sheem gotta impress you

 No.1657274

>>1657256
show bob an vegan

 No.1657292

>>1657256
open bob and give the needful

 No.1657324

File: 1729735446021.jpg (117.79 KB, 700x600, 7:6, blue curacat.jpg)

date went gud, will plan another with her soon
spros i think i might actually make it

 No.1657325

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>>1657324
DID SHE HEAR YOU DOE?!

 No.1657335

>>1657324
tell her you love her

 No.1657346

>>1657324
When you do da needful post pics

 No.1657348

>>1657324
make sure to only eat her out. it's the only way she'll respect you.

 No.1657351

File: 1729743835013.mp4 (3.75 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Squirt Fail.mp4)

>>1644833
OK! Now, I understand
ERROR POSTING

 No.1657403

>>1657351
that dude has some nice tits

 No.1657423

>>1657324
vary nice budy gl

 No.1657440

>>1657324
dont forget to show her your weeb fagporn folder
its customary on the second date

 No.1657566

>>1657351
i made a fat old bitch do that once and i still mentally retch every time i think about it THE TURD WAS SOLID BLACK TOO SHE HAD FUCKIN CANCER AND I'D JUST HAD MY FUCKIN MOUTH AND HANDS IN HER CROTCH I ALMOST ATE CANCER SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1657570

>>1657566
>fucking a fat old bitch
why, bro.

 No.1657572

wait cancer makes ur poo solid black?

 No.1657583

>>1657572
niggers are literally cancer, so yes

 No.1657606

>>1657570
iunno prolly severe mental issues
>>1657572
black turds can mean you have bleeding somewhere in your small intestine which is a sign of cancer tho she could've just been taking iron supplements bc anemia or whatever not like i stuck around to ask it was truly nasty either way

 No.1657654

>>1657570
it's a mandatory /sp/ humiliation ritual

 No.1657656

>>1657606
idk that sounds like a guuuuuuuuud notch to put on the bedpost

 No.1657721

>>1645028
tbh harassing image boards with a clashing culture is sportschan tradition

 No.1657872

>>1657721
been a while since we did that

 No.1659603

File: 1730573762814.mp4 (89.9 KB, 366x360, 61:60, soldier dies.mp4)

she just wants to be friends
part of me is ok with that but another part of my brain keeps screaming CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK so i told her i couldn't do it

 No.1659607

>>1659603
>cant do it
gud fuk that whorb no need for sum dumb bitch clouding the spartmans path with inconsequential whorbery

 No.1659608

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>>1659603
CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
what does it even mean, that'll she'll call you some day to go to a bar or something? either way you generally don't hook up w the first whore you meet but a friend of your friends, maybe you want to stick around

 No.1659609

>>1659608
>what does it even mean
"no"

 No.1659614

>>1659609
so anal?

 No.1659681

>>1659603
Anon, you are plan B or C or D hell maybe plan Z.
The moment Plan A finds a better female, she will call you desperate, because her eggs are drying up.

 No.1659687

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>>1659603
>she just wants to be friends
Either she actually wants to be friends unlikely, or she wants to string you along like other betas simping for women or she it is a w of saying drop all contact. Not worth it, especially if you liked her, good that you told her no.

Good luck next time /sp/ro

 No.1659693

>>1659603
she was only in it for the free good times she didn't really wanna just be frens. Men and women can be associates/colleagues but frenship is impossible if there is seggshual tension

 No.1659813

>>1659603
Guessing you already know this http://edramatica.com/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.

 No.1659822

so he's been gone forever now but i guess dorkster got married

 No.1659829

>>1659813
>If you're going to kill yourself, do it now. Please.
damn that sounds kinda convincing ngl

 No.1659833

>>1659822
whos the autist in the spusic thread then? impressive tism

 No.1659890

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>>1659813
>Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.
better to be happily single than in a miserable relationship with someone who doesn't share your values.

 No.1659900

hat wamen

 No.1659927

>>1659900
me to budy

 No.1659928

>>1659890
but muh progeny

 No.1659946

Gock

 No.1659951

>>1659890
That’s what I meant, thx famalam

 No.1659963

>>1659946
they are all grannys now :(

 No.1659966

>>1659963
hawt gib digits

 No.1660017

>>1659946
they kinda look like they do porn tbh

 No.1660130

>>1660017
There's a webm where one of them got fuk'd by a dog

 No.1660132

>>1660130
I remember pretty much everything that could be found regarding these 3 whorbs was posted when this song was originally posted here

 No.1660140

>>1660130
thats not true

 No.1662877

File: 1731467976429.webm (1.52 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, i get knocked down.webm)

got another date sunday
wish me luck spros

 No.1662879

should clarify it's with a diff girl

 No.1662886

>>1662877
good luck, hope she FUCKS

 No.1662914

>>1662877
meny blessings to your general direction budy 🙌 🙏
hopr she gets knocked up ⬆️

 No.1662940

>>1662877
what 5m server is this?

 No.1662946

>>1662877
I know the ending but good luck regardless, spro.

 No.1662955

>>1662946
tell me how it ends then

 No.1662957

>>1662955
you leave >us behind and live happily, gl /sp/ro

 No.1662959

File: 1731510952290.gif (948.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Peace.gif)

>>1662957
thank you spro i will nvr 4get u

 No.1662971

>>1662877
gud digits gud post ofs meny fortun yu way with grils

 No.1664426

File: 1732031539886.mp4 (257.1 KB, 480x360, 4:3, WOMEN.mp4)

she told me she was sick saturday night, she asked for my number though, we texted a bit but haven't heard from her since then. oh well.

 No.1664501

>>1664426
are you good looking?

 No.1664540

>>1664501
i like to think i am. not fat, some (but not a lot of) muscle, still have all my hair, no deformities, the basics

 No.1664550

>>1664426
send her a meme if she replies your good

 No.1664552

>>1664550
but what meme

 No.1664566

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>>1664552
any of these will be fine

 No.1664656

>>1664501
not him but my mom says i am
im black btw

 No.1664700

>>1664656
Cool story bro, can you translate it into English for me?

 No.1664710

>>1664566
these are bad images

 No.1664713

File: 1732207618280.webm (661.22 KB, 320x224, 10:7, YAAAAAAAAH.webm)

>>1664710
send wherb this yeem budy

 No.1664715

File: 1732207862361.mp4 (1.33 MB, 480x480, 1:1, bigdickbitchdotcom.mp4)

>>1664552
this one so she know what she can look forward to

 No.1664723

>>1664713
this nigga make all this noise but you know his farts aint even register a single decibel

 No.1664725

File: 1732211213677.jpg (257.05 KB, 525x789, 175:263, one of those nights.jpg)

>qt shortstack nurse with huge tits kept hitting on me at the clinic today
>Rubbed her soft tits against my feet "accidentally" while taking measurements
>Genuinely feminine and smelled nice
<She's black

 No.1664727

>>1664725
do it spartman who tf cares fuck what the poltards say

 No.1664729

>>1664727
the fact she's a nurse is the more concerning part tbh
nurses r psycho

 No.1664730

>>1664729
oh yeah missed that, nvm run away

 No.1664736

>>1664725
go back with severe constipation and make her give you an enema

 No.1664742

>>1664715
kinda wonder where xhe is these days

 No.1664743

>>1664725
>Genuinely feminine and smelled nice
<She's black
how does that even work? truly you were hallucinating or something

 No.1664783

>>1664727
stop trying to give /sp/ro herpes

 No.1664784

>>1664656
>im black
YUCK!

 No.1664789

>>1664725
>shortstack
next time just tell us she's fat
>black
obese

 No.1664797

File: 1732241820543.jpg (86.99 KB, 780x439, 780:439, another-wrestler-accused-h….jpg)

>>1664725
Oildrilling is the thinking man's fetish

 No.1664800

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>>1664797
u sure about that budy?

 No.1664801

>>1664743
probly means she was so slathered up in cocoabutter that it covered up the smell of rancid oil in the niggerwool atop her lower than average cranial capacity head

 No.1664802

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>>1664800
cucks need not apply

 No.1664804

>>1664802
niggers are so animal like its ridiculous
gotta get one of those heavily mulatto ones with white features but swarthy skin before they start lookin good

 No.1664808

>>1664804
tbf all the ones posted so far are aging and womyn already age like milk to begin with
ur not wrong tho gud looking full niggers are exceedingly rare and the ones that are are usually nubian or sometimes ethiopian, most likely bc there's a long history of people in that region mixing with yuros. everything subsaharan is just a straight up monkr that shouldn't even be considered the same species as humans tho

 No.1664810

>>1664808
wait ethiopia is subsaharan, but everything else is definitely shit

 No.1664816

File: 1732248492710.png (2.59 MB, 1300x955, 260:191, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1664810
Take It Back.

 No.1664833

>>1664808
Khoisan look p gud in SA but then they also have intermixed p heavy with the Dutch/Aussies/Indians really if they have caucus or SEA genes they tend to look good but kinda monkey like without em.

 No.1664871

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>>1664797
>>1664800
>>1664802
>>1664816
where can i buy a nigger?

 No.1664873

>>1664871
mauritania still has slavery, it's illegal but everyone still sells em

 No.1664887

>>1664873
nigger is too lazy and useless I want a replacement nigger or a refund DO NOT TRANSFER ME TO CUSTOMER SERVICE IN INDIA

 No.1664889

File: 1732289575493.jpg (34.92 KB, 465x493, 465:493, Final Boss.jpg)

>>1664887
hallo sar i hear you are of wanting african??? please to head nearest walgreens and purchase google play gift card sar but PLEASE do the needful and remember that YOU MUST NOT REDEEM

 No.1664890

>>1664871
libya still doing them open air slave auctions?

 No.1664901

>>1664871
why would you want one tbh ?
only thing i would buy is a one way back to africa

 No.1665024

>>1664901
same reason
>>1664800
>>1664797
>>1664802
so i can fuck it

 No.1665844

>>1664802
>be LUCA$H
>be fat
>be rich
>be fatly rich
>just need to get /fit/ despite age to build a harem
>…
>can't tank criticism of prequels
>sell IP for 4 billions
>be more rich
>…
>settle on fugly sheboon
CRIMINAL

 No.1665879

>>1665844
he prolly couldnt find a why woman or even an azn that could tolerate his level of autism. sheboons will let the males in their lives do a p ridiculous amount of sperg shit as long as they provide enough lawrys flavored cornstarch and kfc for them

 No.1665913

>>1665844
prolly the best he could find that wouldn't ask questions about guys night out with diddy and jeffrey

 No.1684667

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>fat tuesday or whatever coon ass holiday it is
>all my friends keep asking me to party with them
>i get up early for work no
>chick i met at a bangin ass house party a couple weeks ago wants to go for a few drinks or just dinner
Well here we go
>pics related
The house party

 No.1684671

>>1684667
do your feet hurt?

 No.1684690

>>1684667
where are da whorbs?

 No.1684775

>>1684667
So did you at least get some poontang spro?

 No.1684925

>>1684775
Nahh, tbh we dine and dashed the restaurant because the host was rude as fuck then we made out at her place. She slapped my ass when I left and slammed the door in my face smiling. Going for round two in about an hour to some art show for some burner shit

 No.1684928

>>1684925
you seem like a pussy
making out and not escalating to penetration is a super beta move and clear failure on your part

do better next time

 No.1684945

>>1684925
>we made out at her place. She slapped my ass when I left and slammed the door in my face smiling
Masculine energy, get your ass ready for that strap on

 No.1684949

>>1684925
time for surprise anal you better be the pitcher budy or ur OUTTA HERE

 No.1684954


 No.1685171

File: 1741315908731.jpeg (81.32 KB, 601x800, 601:800, IMG_3658.jpeg)

>>1684928
I hope I made you proud
>pic related
>>1684954
no u

 No.1685173


 No.1685175

>>1685171
im proud of yu for makin out budy. dont listen to these divorced hospice asses

 No.1685176

>>1685175
you got a problem with hospices?

 No.1685179

>>1685176
shits hard for young bulls
t.hospice dated young

 No.1685180

>>1685171
>he did needful
vary nic budy

 No.1685181

*but dated young
*divorced
put coon down tonight, dranky sry

 No.1685182

>>1685181
ah dang any pics of coon?

 No.1685183

>>1685171
That's a nice slappable ass

 No.1685185

>>1685171
I'm gonna be a dick but are you sure that isn't an onlyfans pic? I see your filename, but this seems quite candid for a first time romp

 No.1685188

wouldn't mind a quick CRowjob rn

 No.1685229

>>1685185
youre a candy ass that romps with dudes

 No.1685253

but did she peg you tho

 No.1685254

File: 1741353730623.png (202.76 KB, 614x480, 307:240, king hmm.png)

>>1685171
>using the exact filename pattern as the heil hortler stormfag whitewarrior1488
sumthin not right here

 No.1685260

>>1685254
he's not blaming joos for a stubbed toe or writing homosexual ramblings tho

 No.1685263

>>1685260
his spd is just switching it up a bit
pussy slayer one day, turbofag another, savior of evropa another

 No.1685264

>>1685254
is this the same /sp/erson who was bullied in school by slav midgets

 No.1685266

>>1685171
you better put cum in that pussy
no exceptions

 No.1685310

>>1685254
IMG_#### are the default filenames for ifag phones

 No.1685311

>>1685310
fuck off normie

 No.1685345

File: 1741382592743.png (259.74 KB, 762x737, 762:737, media_Gdjod9KXUAAT38l.png)

I've never gotten along with American women but I've always really gotten along with foreign women at my job site whether they're from the UK, Germany, Eastern Europe, Latin America, Asia, etc. but those girls are always married or divorced with three kids and I'm not into that shit. I want a girl who's exclusive.

Worried that if I were to go on a foreign dating tour that all I would find is hot slag that's fucked 200 dudes and chicks in their 40s tho'. Being 6 feet, pasty, 30s, and built like a gorilla makes me think that I'd be setting myself up to get scammed and then I get paranoid and dip out at the last second.

Seeing spartman able to date feels nice since I know I'm too much of an autistic spastic and either shower women with too much attention if I like them or fail to hold interest long enough to even wanna shag 90% of the time. Fam have tried setting me up with blond dates but it's always with some whorb who's trying to "settle down" after fucking dozens of dudes. I don't even feel like my dating requirements are all that strict:
>Not a lardball because I'm not a lardball
>Willing to go to church
>Has a bodycount below 3
But my older sister told me last week that my expectations were unrealistic and that at my age I can't afford to be picky so now I'm considering travelbroing for wifey.

 No.1685346

>blond dates
Blind dates even lol

 No.1685359

File: 1741386205822.jpg (2.35 MB, 1946x2400, 973:1200, Tinder.jpg)

>>1685345
p much the same way, my standards are
>don't be fat
>don't be ugly
>have a personality more interesting than watching paint dry
and yet that's still too high in today's dating market. i've gotten to the point where i just swipe right on everybody in the dating apps without looking but that just matches me with landwhales and troons which really does a number on your sanity and self-esteem
i'll wait until i've lifted and dieted enough to get abs then come back to it
i just want a womyn that's not insane, but that's too much in CY + 9 apparently

 No.1685367

>>1685359
>apps
budy dating apps have been a cesspool of low quality whorbs since their inception just go out to bars or find some kinda group activity to join. it doesn't matter how gud you look dating app slags will wreck your sanity, and if you're looking at anything more than a 6/10 it's either a scam profile or a literal whore

 No.1685372

>>1685367
idfk any more man
i've posted in this thread before the last whorb i matched with was >>1659603 so i've just resigned to the fact that if i want a womyn i need to become turbochad with a six pack and gorilla arms
but im also drunk af rn so idk

 No.1685373

File: 1741390758614.jpg (84.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, pizza.jpg)

>>1685359
I'm 100% in agreement with >>1685367 about using >apps
But for the second guy, it's not like bars and hobbies are much better these days. Bars are full of sleazy whorbs and any woman who's not outright nasty is either looking for short term dick or beer money. At least at the bars in my area. That or underageb& with a fake ID. Can't speak for the other spartman but I am dating to marry not dating to get my dick wet. I couldn't care less about getting dick wet if I'm not putting a ring on.

Hobbies aren't much better because the only grills there are doing it as busybody activities E.G. Married with kids or underageb&. There's that sweet spot if you pick a hobby that requires a time investment like learning a language or going to church, but 99% of the girls in those hobbies are married or underageb& again. Got nothing against dating underageb& with intent to marry but you aren't gonna beat the pedo accusations that way.
It could be a me problem tho' but the only threr groups of women who show any interest in me are whorbs 'mirin my muscles, underageb&, and married women cheating on their husbands. It's exhausting when they get indignant about me rejecting the seggs offers because "they're too good for me to say no to sex."

 No.1685374

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>>1685373
u stole my pic give it back
but ya it's all so fukn stupid, i just want wife i can lub but nothing ever goes my way
i hate cy + 9

 No.1685376

>>1685372
you're moping after one gril frenzoned you?
come on dude if you get out at all i know you've seen at least one tubby balding motherfucker with a gf that's clearly "out of his league" you're moping and shoving blackpills up your ass without even actually trying. also stop getting wasted if you want to see abs that will help a fucking lot, alcohol destroys your metabolism along with making you a hopeless shit no one wants to be around so that's not really helping you reach your goals t. former inebriation pro. you don't even have to quit entirely just cut buck a bunch and your outlook will improve and your face will prolly stop swelling up if you get chungus mug because of the alcohol

 No.1685377

>>1685373
bars and hobbies are also for networking budy, yah you're gonna meet some scumbags but scumbags also sometimes have gud frens. plus it's not like those are your only options either you can go volunteer for animal shelters for example, women love volunteering at those places and if she can properly care for an animal then she's prolly got gud mom instincts

 No.1685382

>>1685377
I know where you're coming from and appreciate the thoughtfulness spro but I also know the difference in what I said and what you said is "friend introduces you to whorb sister/niece with no interest in you because he wants her to go steady with an upright guy" rather than "introduce yourself to whorb who tells you she's a whorb when you don't fuck on the second date and she gets offended that you are saving yourself for marriage."
Polite sage.

 No.1685384

>>1685382
lelk keep moping and being helpless then i'm not gonna be your therapist

 No.1685385

That's the whole reason I'm considering those tours where they have you date grills who wanna move to America. Get a cheap trip to Russia/Japan/Brazil and take my chances with a grill who at least has an incentive to not cheat or just look for dick.

 No.1685386

>>1685384
Yee that's fine I just wanted to complain a little.
Not a big deal right now I just started a new jerb anyways that has me on overnights and weekend shifts so not like I have a life anyways. Trying to save up a few tens of thousands doing higher-end blue collar shit

 No.1685391

File: 1741394661905.mp4 (313.26 KB, 240x240, 1:1, VOMIT.mp4)

i driank too much spros
help me
HELP
HELP ME

 No.1685393

>>1685391
Drink water and get electrolytes you'll be fine.
When digging a hole don't dig deeper

 No.1685396

>>1685386
fug man i can relate to that. you'll be fine tho, if cwc can find a prolly autistic finn gf then you sure as hell can

 No.1685397

>>1685391
vomit is cleansing of the soul and your stomach ACCEPT IT AND ENJOY FEELING LIKE YOU'RE ON A CRUISE SHIP IN STORMY WATERS FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS

 No.1685401

>>1685391
you need to drink liquor now to neutralize the beer.

 No.1685461

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I could win the award for biggest loser here and talk a lot but that would be too long. In short, was filled with optimism and was idealistic about meeting someone, falling in love, getting married with kids and live contently. But none of that happened and instead I got my ideals (and heart) broken beyond repair and now I've basically given up. I used to feel really depressed over it but I've gotten to the point where I don't even care anymore and feel dead inside, just living and doing shit for no reason.

 No.1685466

>>1685461
the only loser thing you said was the giving up part, and that does make you the biggest loser. a man who has given up on not losing, who has embraced and accepted permanent loser status. at least ur right, i guess.

 No.1685471

>>1685466
I fought the urge to not give up for a long time and finally gave in over a year ago. I hate to do it but at the time it was what it was. As time passed I figured that this period would be a phase and eventually I'd get back on the horse and I have thought and even tried to do so, I'm still not quite there yet.

Despite the loss in motivation and optimism, it does feel less stressful and tense to care less and part of it could be a good lesson for the future.

 No.1685480

>>1685471
For me I gave up about a year ago when I became homeless, but then I found Jesus and things have gotten better budy.

 No.1685483

feelin better than last night
made the mistake of drinking on an empty stomach
threw up 3 times then passed out trying to watch tng, slept through two episodes
is it true that drinking a tiny amount during a hangover actually helps

 No.1685506

>>1685483
ya itll help but only if its a lil lik actually a lil you need to hydrate too and get vitamins and stuff consume sea salt and water and maybe a shot or two a bit of the ol "hair of the dog that bit ya", but srsly dont just get drunk again itll start to compound the hangovers and soon youll have a multi day hangover. unless ur lik 22 or some shit then you can take it ezpz just a couple bad days of hangover jog it off but still drink water and sea salt

 No.1685540

>>1685483
yeh but be really careful with that if you've got addiction problems it's really easy to go from "just a little hair of the dog" to "uhm i'm a functional alcoholic tyvm" to "i'm drinking gas station sanitizer because i will literally die from DTs if i don't get alcohol"

 No.1685547

>>1685483
stay away from the booze if youre in that whole manic depressive thang
it aint gonna help

 No.1685550

i just got CRowed off

ama

 No.1685569

>>1685547
this. similar situ & boss let me nip during werk and mever DTd but ya just end up succumbing to base instincts which are self destructo
doin gud makes feels gud whod have have thunk

 No.1685897

>first gril I mentioned last week wanted to take it slow and wasn’t ready for relationship
>I tell her idk how to be friends with someone I’m attracted to like her
>she cry’s after I tell her this has to be fair thee well
>blocks me
>meet a gril Saturday night that’s a friend of a friends
>hook up benis in bagina
>whole time thinking about the first gril who’s feels I hurt
>first gril and I will undoubtedly see each other again because our circles over lap
>still can’t help but think I fucked up big time and would do anything to fix it
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t I guess. Other other gril never left the cathouse and we won’t ever speak again. Idk fam I think I fucked up big time with the burner chick
>inb4 burner **
She was honest with me, owned up to making a mistake already, and called me everyday. I sure goofed huh /sp/ros?
;_;

 No.1685898

>>1685897
dont understand a single fucking thing or im too drunk either way

 No.1685911

>>1685897
Why feel bad? First grill didn't take you seriously thinking she could keep you as a side piece. You went and got yourself a side piece.
I don't belieb in seggs before marriage, but all's fair in love and war. Are you going steady with hook-up or intend to? If not, then you can hook back up with first grill and if she ever finds out/bitches you just tell her "you told me you didn't wanna go steady now we are stop being jealous" well say it in a way that doesn't get you relegated to the couch but you know what I mean. If you are gonna go steady with hook-up grill then first grill can get over it

 No.1685955

>>1685911
Dubs of truth.

 No.1686085

>>1685911
I’m pretty sure she was taking me seriously. While the whole, “I’m not ready for a relationship” thing was going on, everything we did was romantic relationship stuff. She even called it that once. It’s like it was real in our heads, just not irl, or vice versa? Idk women are goofballs. I sent her flowers for her birthday, I’ll post again if she unblocks me.
>>1685911
Second gril reminds me of an ex, not in good ways either. Idk maybe for the time being I’ll hang with her. I don’t want to lead her on, and she seems bordering on batshit.

 No.1686086

>>1686085
>Blocked
Wait wut?
Anyways best of luck spro

 No.1686089

>>1686085
you have to sneak in supplements like DIM that decrease estrogen production
excess estrogen makes women act like that
niggers also produce more estrogen than regular non nigger humans too

 No.1686093

>>1686089
Nah budy if you get rid of her estrogen she'll lose the collagen in her skin and become depressed
it's a double-edged sword the estrogen makes women batshit but it also makes them elastic and purdy/happy

 No.1686100

>>1686085
fumblel'd cathouse lady for sure, but just lift when you think about it
also never ask to define it as a relationship, wahmen view it as insecure
just do your thang, fully enjoy any time together, and keep it chill & fun

dont bring up the lay and if she does dont say or feel sorry spro. didnt do anything wrong

 No.1686179

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>>1686086
>wait wut?
ikr I hurt her feels p bad I guess. Thank for the wish, I might see her tomorrow at an event we’ve been going to for a couple weeks
>>1686100
Ye cathouse girl is long gone >pics related.
Thx /sp/ro everything you said is right, i don’t know why I said anything to gril 1 tbh maybe I see her tomorrow, maybe not. I know I’ll see her again though. Probably should just work on patience and enjoy gril 2s company. goddamn she’s a nutball though

 No.1686183

File: 1741739369473.mp4 (8.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Grizzly Montage.mp4)

>>1686179
i think u should stop worrying about whorbs for a while and lift heavy things instead
they're not worth it

 No.1686194

>>1686179
>i don’t know why I said anything to gril 1
proly confused 'need' with want budy. happens
grills are a garnish not a meal, agree w liftbro 💪



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