No.1663225
>28 years younger than your opponent
>you win you beat up an old man
>you lose then you lost to an old man
>tyson is also genuinely insane and may bite your fuckin ear off win or lose
this shits gay tyson must be hard up for cash if he's doing this rigged clown shit
No.1663233
remember that time norm macdonald made the n word joke with mike tyson
funny times
No.1663235
fuck this i want more lolcow boxing
i want to see wings beat the shit out of boogie again
i want to see dobson v cwc NOW
No.1663240
>>1663235dobson fucked off forever awhile ago budy but that would be a gr8 match. chris would definitely win, dobson is peak beta while chris has low t balding sissy chad energy
No.1663242
>>1663240>dobson fucked off foreverplz elaborate i don't keep tabs on lolcows like a bunch of flightless bird enthusiasts do
No.1663243
Is boxing just a 'sport' where meme fights happen now?
No.1663267
Tyson's an old man, this seems a bit lopsided.
>>1663225It's like how WWE has all the new wrastlers beat the undertaker, it's bullshit.
No.1663268
>>1663243Everyone of any real value moved on to the UFC/MMA, so yes.
No.1663296
>>1663243boxing is happening at every level every day if you're intereste, but most people aren't
No.1663309
>>1663242i only found out a couple months ago myself but dobson was being such an obnoxious cunt online that it wound up costing his brother a rally gud job irl and his family intervened and told him it's time to stop posting and now he's nowhere to be seen
No.1663311
>>1663297damn mike you doin alright?
No.1663318
>>1663311let's be honest nihilism is probably the most zen a rapist can manage
No.1663320
>>1663297i want more blackpill tyson
No.1663351
>>1663297basado
>>1663318that's not nihilism, he doesn't say he has no values or everything in life meaningless, he just says after he dies it won't matter to him anyway so why bother about it
No.1663362
>>1663297People talk too much about 'legacy' as a meme and if he's annoyed at that then I get it but damn, what he is saying is full on the deep end.
>>1663351>after he dies it won't matter to him anyway so why bother about itIn that sense then I get it.
No.1663386
what channel/stream site is this going to be on?
No.1663394
>>1663386speematron tv via wadina sports network
No.1663430
>>1663351he could have just said, my family are my legacy. Which he hints at towards the end. By the way he's been using and promoting psychedelics on his and others podcasts since around 5-8 years ago now.
No.1663455
>>1663421anything that isnt jewish?
No.1663456
did they start fisting each other yet?
No.1663463
>>1663430tyson on a psychedelic trip must be something to behold
No.1663468
Are we winning, sons?
No.1663471
heem tired
No.1663473
>10 short rounds making brain hemorrhages more likely
>Nothing but headblows
>All that huggin'
Man this is reminding me why I prefer UFC.
No.1663477
>>1663470prelims on youtube
No.1663478
sheboons got a hook on it
No.1663481
>168 lb woman
are they 7 foot tall? disgusting
No.1663484
>neeraj goyat
sar
No.1663488
is this ice t narrating
No.1663489
hopin mike turns this rarted millenial into a big red stain all over the ring
No.1663495
nigress dress is SCANDALOUS
No.1663496
lmao they got ariel
No.1663497
>just cum to me
would
No.1663498
>>1663494i lik long hunting pause
No.1663499
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rosie had some yams
No.1663500
fellas
is ugly lesbians fisting each other gay?
No.1663502
>>1663493there's more niggers on this stream than the entirety of africa.
No.1663503
oh wow they at arlen?
No.1663505
>dallas hsv cheerleaders
No.1663506
poopoo vs huehue
No.1663507
>nombr 1 vs huezil
No.1663510
>puts the punch in punchline
fire him right fucking now
No.1663511
hat hue
hat crikr
c'man terrorist *bang bang bang*
No.1663513
is that post malone?
No.1663514
jeets just toyin until he gets caught
No.1663516
nunes fucking sucks
No.1663517
>squid game
this shit goin on?
No.1663519
>>1663517idk wut it is other than a movie
No.1663520
lmaoooo
No.1663521
nunes lookin p fukd rn
No.1663523
these commentators are terrible.
where'd they get them from, nascar?
No.1663524
>>1663522y dem spaghettis purple?
No.1663525
>>1663523rosie is qt, would pretend to listen to
No.1663526
numbah won
No.1663528
INDIA NOMBR ONE
No.1663531
>>1663529poopoo in the poopoo
No.1663532
most victorious pajeet
No.1663533
YAWNS AUDIBLY
No.1663534
when you shoot a gun is your dominant hand on the trigger? does it matter if it's a pistol or a long gun?
No.1663535
>>1663534dont matter, do what feels most comfortable
No.1663536
>>1663534ya trigger discipline is vital for accuracy
all funs
No.1663537
lel holyfield got asked if hes gonna bite his ear
No.1663538
these niggas drunk
No.1663543
i feel the waiters going to upsell me on a churro
No.1663544
hope dup deports him after he loses
No.1663545
>>1663540lel i didnt know tyson was part of da free willy club
No.1663546
the fuck this spic wearing lmaoooooo
No.1663547
aztecas are gay apparently
No.1663548
beaner vs beaner, loser gets deported
winner gets deported too
No.1663549
6 foot 146? hayzues
No.1663550
>12 rounds
why lol
No.1663552
pink twink is p solid for a poof
No.1663555
barrios nasty extension on his jab
No.1663557
ramos telegraphs like a mfer with his feet
No.1663558
FIST XHIM RIGHT IN THE BUSSY
No.1663559
RAMOS BANGIN ESE
No.1663561
squared heem
No.1663564
nvm streameast is back
No.1663565
what time is the main event?
No.1663567
>>1663565dykefight is after this, and then main event
No.1663569
>breaking like a political document
huh
No.1663570
>>1663569heard 'bleeding' but idk either way
No.1663571
>>1663569breaking news maybe?
No.1663572
>>1663534dominant hand on trigger typically but w/e us comfy 4u werks. just be prepared for brass to occasionally hit you if you're firing a right handed rifle with your left. don't let it get in your clothes that shit will burn you
No.1663574
>>1663534if you're new may wanna figure out your dominant eye first assuming you're dexterous with both hands
https://www.allaboutvision.com/resources/dominant-eye-test.htm No.1663575
>everyone just ignoring mike is a convicted rapist
isn't that like heckin problematic
No.1663576
>>1663575that his ex wife robin givens? i forget
No.1663577
>>1663575women like rape
if its niggers No.1663578
>>1663576>The circumstances surrounding the rape case was complicated and garnered significant media attention. Tyson and Washington, had met at a hotel in Indianapolis, where the alleged assault happened. At the time of the trail, Tyson's team argued that the sexual act was consensual. However, the prosecution maintained that Washington had been assaulted. Overall, the jury sided with the prosecution leading to Tyson's conviction.dindu nuffin prolly
No.1663579
gud fight. surprised ramos came back he was getting pieced
No.1663580
>>1663578oh ya washington. he got legit drugged by his ex and p sure dindu on that one too
mikes psycho but whorbs were after his ass
No.1663581
gaaaay
No.1663582
>tie
No.1663583
116 was high but pinkie won, 113 all is goofy
No.1663585
>>1663575that whole shaming for rape stuff only works if the rapist gives a shit and tyson has openly never given a shit even his apology for it was flippant
even for niggers the absolute shamelessness he exudes is impressive
No.1663586
what is this, divegrass?
No.1663588
two-fisted ASSault
No.1663589
wait maybe i'm getting him confused with kobe bryant
idk one of these famous niggers had to apologize publicly and he was just like "lol sry bb"
No.1663590
>>1663589its safe to assume all niggers rape, just most dont get caught
No.1663591
hopin mike knocks this fruitcake down to below freezing iq
No.1663592
>>1663591long as its better than that mayweather shit
No.1663593
>JAKE PAUL IS A LARP
lmao
No.1663594
>>1663590no shit there's been many famous niggers that did it but the obviously half assed apology is the funny part
No.1663595
sure are a lot of kikes on this stream too
No.1663596
does anyone believe the slap thing was actual drama?
No.1663597
>>1663595>youtube >netflix>boxingno way
No.1663599
no stram werks 4 me all of a sudden guess i'll just beg for qrds here then
No.1663601
>>1663596Jake def the kinda fag to story shit up for likes
but mike is one missed Zoloft away from turning his innards into outards so idk
No.1663602
>>1663596lmao no tyson prolly just brushed his face and paul did some movie reaction shit it looked vary fake
No.1663603
JERRY
No.1663604
>>1663602is it following the script that got posted online?
No.1663605
>>1663600my wifi is shitting itself my connection is
SLOW and unplugging and plugging the magic internet box didn't speed it back up
can't even load youtube videos rn
No.1663606
not gonna watch btw because i dont like niggers or e-celebs
No.1663607
>>1663605try downloading some more ram
No.1663610
>>1663605come over, can sit on my lap
No.1663611
>>1663604it's following the script that i made up. i am their manager and i will send mike to kill you and logan to soyface at your dead body if you question me again
No.1663612
>>1663605hardwire that bitch
>>1663608nigga hands like granite tho tbh
No.1663617
>>1663608>that fish face he's making wew
No.1663619
>>1663618ohio joke, and it was 12 wasn't it?
No.1663622
>>1663619idk the joke, im just remembering how it really was in the early 2000s
No.1663623
>>1663622yahoo checkers got me laid twice, gud times
No.1663626
>>1663625id do it just so i can exert my will over sheem.
hope she likes really demeaning stuff
No.1663627
>>1663625only if she wears the spongebob trunks
No.1663628
>>1663624too lazy to type up rn sry budy
No.1663629
wew them bitches hit fast
No.1663630
>>1663628just narrate it to alexa and have xerm post it
No.1663631
>>1663625looks lik that egynigga that pissed off leonidas and bought the tard that crown so leonidas went rawr and threw a spear at his nose ring
No.1663633
>be me, 22 year old guy in early 00s
>trolling Yahoo! Chat rooms looking for some action
>come across "Checkers" room, figure why not
>start chatting with a few girls, nothing too serious
>one girl, "Amy," stands out
>we hit it off, start talking about music and movies
>she asks if I want to meet up, I'm down
>we meet at a coffee shop, things go well
end up back at her place, get down to business
>feel like a boss
>a few weeks later, repeat the process with a different girl, "Jessica"
>same coffee shop, same result
>feeling like a stud
>little do I know, these encounters will come back to haunt me
>years later, during a background check for a job
turns out, both girls were underage at the time
get charged with statutory rape
>spend time in jail
moral of the story: don't be a creep on Yahoo! Chat
No.1663634
>no drinks no drugs doesnt date first cell phone
absolutely would
No.1663635
>>1663633>not carding them before ficki fickiu deserved it lmao
No.1663636
>>1663625i have done uglier willingly and she can take a punch so yes
luv grils that can take a punch, too bad they're all even more insane than regular whorbs
No.1663637
>>1663633i hop alexa calls 411 on yu for impersonating me
No.1663638
>>1663636>she can take a punch from a woman
No.1663641
if they do an hour long production before the main event I'm gonna prank texas
No.1663642
>>1663638most womyn dont even throw punches tho they just do that weird slap punch/hanmer fist shit that doesn't actually hurt
fighter bitch better know how to throw and take a proper punch even if it's just a gril punch
No.1663643
>>1663641prank tegas anyway it sucks
No.1663644
>>1663642ya ex wife won a few fitin tourneys and wanted to box with 12oz
babby distance tester jab duffed her
No.1663645
>disguised herself as a boy when ireland banned whorboxers
when tf did ireland care about hitting women?
No.1663647
del taco quando porkacito mama queso con carneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.1663648
5 on the potato nigger
No.1663649
>>1663645nononono you misunderstand it's about not letting them hit each other punching womyn is explicitly a man's job in ireland
No.1663650
begorrah
No.1663651
how big you think their clits are
No.1663652
bravo netflix
No.1663653
ahhhh streameast is streamdown
No.1663654
>>1663649glad to see somewhere still puts suffragettes put in their place
No.1663655
>>1663644i don't punch them in the head lmao ofc that's gonna knock them for a loop. also ez sexual assault charge if they get mad later and have a black eye to point at. punching them in the stomach and sides while you're fuckin them makes their vagoos squeeze your pecker rally hard
No.1663657
so who won
No.1663658
>>1663655can you tickle em? i lik dainty bitches now
No.1663659
>>1663657gfuel energy drink sponsored by jake paul
No.1663660
>>1663600never got that one to work
No.1663661
>every fucking stream ded cuz Netflix shit themselves
lmao
No.1663662
>>1663658anything involving tickling always creeped me out for some reason
No.1663663
>>1663662dont have to make the coochie coo sound
No.1663664
>>1663660link 3 is up for me
No.1663665
shoulda spent 200 million more on dyke star wars or whatev netfucks
No.1663666
mick got a sweet headbutt on spicbob
No.1663667
need working stream NOW
No.1663668
>>1663664all 3 keep stalling to the point they are pointless
No.1663669
>>1663663it's more fun to sneak up and lightly run a finger up the back of their necks. though i guess that's a form of tickling nkw that i think about it guess i'm a creep
No.1663671
wait so i'm not the only one having stram problems? gud i don't want to suffer alone
No.1663673
>>1663668ya its on netfux end i guess
No.1663674
i rally miss that russian stream that i watched the mayweather mcgregor fight on
No.1663677
eyelid GONE
No.1663678
>>1663670ditto, its all broken
No.1663679
imagine having such shitty streaming that your site goes down during a whammens match lol
No.1663680
>duddr has better bandwidth than a billion dollar flobohomo megacorp
No.1663682
>>1663681workin so far, thanks
No.1663683
>>1663680i really wanna see what netflix is using to stream this
if i had netflix money i could make it run better than this
No.1663684
reminds me of slap fights in high school, its great
No.1663685
>>1663684ya this shits nasty, mick's dirty i love it
No.1663686
pissed i missed most that now
No.1663690
wew her eyelid FUCKED
No.1663691
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
No.1663692
>crowd mad that mutt got btfo by Aryan white goddess
No.1663695
click click click CLIIIICK
No.1663696
>>1663695stop clicking that shit nigger
No.1663697
>MUH HEADBUTTS
lol cry more faggot
No.1663698
katies a beautiful person but has a huge head
No.1663699
THE MAIN EVENT
No.1663700
any non zoomed streams?
No.1663701
ya know if these sites got rid of just half of their spyware scripts they'd have the bandwidth to actually have a decent stream
No.1663703
>>1663693>>1663694ouchie. wonder you could poke your finger all the way through with it like that
No.1663704
hoping mike OHKOs him
No.1663707
>>1663704want heem to go dementia frog lickin rage and punch a hole in his chest
No.1663708
SHAQ
No.1663709
GRONK
No.1663711
shack
No.1663712
grawnque
No.1663713
can't shake I'm just feeding into some lolcow's ego by watching this
No.1663714
>>1663702is it just fags talkin or they gonna show the fight
No.1663715
>>1663707me too
i hope he kills that faggot
No.1663716
when they told netflix they needed color commentators they really went and got colored commentators huh
No.1663720
>>1663718 hajime no niggo
No.1663721
he should have boxed cause my balls was hot guy
No.1663722
yeems keep sayin netflix is this rly bein broadcast by nflix
No.1663723
>>1663722them bought it after mikeys ulcer
No.1663727
fantastic spangled
clapclapclap
No.1663729
>>1663723>>1663724lel how the mighty have fallen
No.1663731
dog bles
No.1663732
let the heeming begin
No.1663733
paul is faggot
No.1663734
gud walkout song choice tho tbh
No.1663735
>faggot coming in in a car
hope tyson just walks like a grown man
No.1663736
also hope tyson kills this faggot with one hit to the chest
No.1663737
>>1663734>in the air tonightnah that's faggot shit for a fight
>in a truckdouble faggot
No.1663738
>>1663735dudes in a 20 year old chevy
pathetic
No.1663739
>>1663737for a fight ya, gud for this setup
No.1663740
>>1663735its a wigger thing you wouldnt understand
No.1663742
mike
please kill him
thank you
No.1663744
>x gone give it to ya
gud choice
No.1663745
>eating steak and eggs while watchin this
gud times so far budys
No.1663746
is this dead nigger storage?
No.1663747
>million dollar shorts
kill this fag
No.1663748
stream ded
No.1663749
pauls already scurred
No.1663751
>very first thing wigger does is go for hug
pussy knows hes cooked
No.1663752
pauls gonna chicken bitch him for rounds
No.1663753
mike lookin tired
No.1663754
jewflix doing jewflix thangs
No.1663756
twattr strams ded
No.1663757
the buffstream is back between round 2 and 3 now
No.1663760
>>1663758ty
strameast gud for now to, in the middle of 3 rn
No.1663761
tired of strams dropping did the nigger btfo the eceleb yet?
No.1663763
>>1663761prob gon be decision. elder abuse grifting shit
had hops for mike but 58 is 58
No.1663764
>>1663763for a nursing home fight its pretty even
No.1663765
tysons barely throwing….
No.1663766
>>1663764got paul up 2 after 5
No.1663767
beer fingers w/e. come on mike
No.1663768
all that showboating and paul is struggling to fight a geriatric lmao
No.1663769
lel rubbed his booger rag on his head
No.1663771
>>1663768fags going for points
No.1663772
>stram borked again
fuck it i'll see who the winner is when i wake up
No.1663773
that was depressing, cant fight hospice
unanimous with paul ahead at least 2 rounds all
No.1663774
necrophilia ass match, pissing on graves man
No.1663775
well that was gay as shit
No.1663776
old man barely threw any punches but Paul didn't get many hits on him either
congrats the jewtube faggot beat an old man
No.1663777
post the official winr whenever thats announced pls
No.1663778
mike doesn't even look hurt
he didn't seem to mobile on his feet really
making this big of a spectacle and fighting one of the best knockout artists in history and drubbin him for points is some bullshit
No.1663779
>>1663777MBS is the real winner prolly
No.1663780
>>1663778heem was old and could barely move,
278 to 97 thrown punches
fuck jewtube fuck kikeflix
No.1663781
>>1663780fr. dance on boomers graves that deserve it not icons
No.1663782
>>1663780paul was stickin and moving pretty well and mike couldn't keep up
smart gameplan by paul I guess but he's not selling himself as a fighter or a showman doing this shit
No.1663783
>I have a biting fixation
lel
No.1663784
have they killed eachother yet?
No.1663785
is george foreman next?
No.1663787
>>1663785foreman would
beat tyson with a grill No.1663813
>had to win by points >by continually jabbing then running away from a slowed down old man he actually was super afraid of getting knocked tf out by tyson lel
>>1663796i'm just gonna believe this without looking it up bc even if it's fake he's at least spiritually jewish as shit
No.1663826
>>1663813ya dude very first thing he(♀) did was to in for a hug lel dudes(♀) a fkn sissy nancy boy(♀) wussy pussy bitch tyson should have just killed him(♀) right there just run him(♀) over in his(♀) own faggy faggot car
No.1663837
>>1663835 shit won't embed
youtube.com/watch?v=lv3nsGtxWK0&pp=ygUSSmVmZiBwYWxtZXIgZmFnZ290
No.1663841
>>1663837try this youtube.com/watch?v=lv3nsGtxWK0
No.1663844
i literally didnt even know this was happening
who tf watches jake paul?
No.1663845
>>1663844chilluns
i didn't know ut was happening until last night and only watched a bit bc i wanted to see mike knock tf out of some faggot eceleb and it didn't happen
No.1663846
>>1663845chilluns must be fucking faggots then
i wouldve thought that guy was an insufferable douche when i was lik 10
No.1663847
p disrespectful in all honesty
not that thats anything new for some douchetuber faggot. but propping up your fake and gay ecelebrity boxing career by stepping on an actual legend, 30+ yrs after his prime, is prolly the most embarassing shit ive ever heard in my entire life. im shocked anyone paid to watch this shit
i hope mike got his moneys-worth out of it at least, cuz he mustve been p strapped for cash to even agree, but i rly doubt it
No.1663849
>>1663846considering how popular he is there's prolly a lotta poos and spics that watch him
No.1663850
>>1663847yah the paul brothers are psychopath grifter faggots so respect doesn't mean much to them
No.1663852
>>1663849thats actually prolly it
turdworlders love douchey faggots
thats their american dream
No.1663853
>>1663846its mostly zoomer teenagers.
they see a wannabe "chad" jewtuber being a wannabe chad who's not much older than them and do the dick worship thing. every generation has that.
its similar to how boomers worship
big black buck nigger handegg players and illegal spic beanerball players only gayer.
No.1663857
the india fight was p gud though
No.1663860
>>1663857i liked the bitchfight due to them legit hating each other it made for a good fight, too bad
the judges and referee rigged it. the other matches just looked like two friends fisting each other for laughs by comparison.
boxing is fake, gay, and predetermined just like ufc and pro wrestling.
stats dont matter when the judges can just determine the winner by who they like more.
No.1663884
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart.[d] Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
No.1663888
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Why'd they wet his pants?
No.1663934
>>1663908i need to know the names of those two dark and slightly chinky whorbs in the background
NOWI SAID NOW!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! No.1663937
>>1663934Urmom and Ursister
No.1663938
honestly when jake did that retarded bow at the end mike should've just fukn clobbered him right there and nobody would've complained
No.1663940
I paused my goon sesh with daddy over Discord just to be here this better be worth it.
No.1663942
>>1663937ok i got pics of both of em. is it weird that they kinda look like me lol?
No.1663943
>>1663942yeah Ursister's hair looks like mine too lmaooo how'd that happen shit's crazy
No.1664057
>>1663297this is so fucking funny
its like frank from always sunny
No.1664073
>>1664057ppl are making fun of him for it, or acting lik hes suicidal
mikes a wild guy, and hes been on a wilder ride
i honestly think its for the gud of him, and anyone within striking distance of him, that hes learned to let some of that ego go. he used to get himself into all kindsa fucking trouble cuz hed get all fired up and go do something retarded, or say some shit thatd end up costing him literal millions of dollars
No.1664076
>>1663297he's right tbh
its hilarious that he granted a fucking child an interview and dropped such a big blackpill on their head tho lmfao
No.1664080
>>1664076theyre the ones that need it tho
a lot of narcissists and wannabe psychopaths out there rn, and thats who all these kids look up to and wanna be like when they get older.
then you got ol iron mike, the man who used to threaten to eat ppls children and rape random journo whorbs on live television, and instead hes all lik, "nah man dont get stuck on that stupid shit"
No.1664086
>>1664073I know I actually like what he said.
Its a great way of kind of destroying that cringe sports talk meme of "What will X do to [Person]'s LEGACY" and then they all gaggle on for 20 minutes about utter nonsense.
But what makes it funny is that he is giving this nihilist ego destuction answer to a fucking 10 year old.