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 No.1673750[View All]

helo budys i am india now
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 No.1690257

did you know that indians and desis in general are amongst the most pure evil people in the world?

niggers are just niggers
too stupid to do anything of note

indians are just enough brain to be a pure evil

 No.1690310

>>1690231
It's Central Railway bud

 No.1690312

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Another coon got prank'd

 No.1690330

>>1690312
haha stupeed sea ars

 No.1690789

File: 1743837797153.mp4 (516.93 KB, 336x320, 21:20, pranked x 2.mp4)

?

 No.1690823

>>1690789
>martyCR
get them hindis, cr

 No.1691027

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this is like something out of dante's plume
the agglomeration of sweaty brownoids, the heat, the billowing sand, the incoherent devices
a portrait of a corner of hell

 No.1691030

>>1691027
do gypsies run the carnivals in india too?

 No.1691031

>>1691027
you think they get a breath of fresh air at the peak of those rides or do you think crikstink rises with the heat and it just smells worse?

 No.1691063

>>1691027
is this AI?

error posting

 No.1691138

sirs I have done the needful and arrived in india
budys dont want to go to crik this week
fuck

 No.1691167

>>1691138
Go there alone and wear a RCB cap/t-shirt. Fans around might worship you for being white and maybe you can make some budys.

 No.1692056

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i lik crik

 No.1692086

>>1692056
is the smell like you imagined?

 No.1692089

i am crik

 No.1692128

he has of becoming crik

 No.1692250

>>1692086
You cannot imagine the smell.


RCB got beat badly and locals got mad as fuck. The Delhi player who really destroyed them is a local from Bangalore and there was much rage and yelling curses in Kannada.

I would like to come back when first class domestic crik is happening. Players are aligned by their region / ethnic group and compete for top indian race crik supremacy which seems fun.

 No.1692275

>>1692250
i didn't think of the caste/regional shit as a factor. indians already get mad as fuck over super trivial stuff i bet a real major game would result in murders

 No.1692279

>>1692275
yu blody badterd fuck u budy i throwr acid on ur mothers face budy fuk u benchod fucking budy fuck u bastard fuck i am best crik u are asshol worst paki fuck u mudachod fuckings fucker of your mother fucker of your father you are time to die fuck u fuck u fuck u blody fuck budy i hat u

 No.1692287

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>>1692275
The 1996 world cup was held in India for the first time. The 1st semi-finals was India vs Sri Lanka but India shit the bed so bad, the fans in attendance began to riot and set fire to the stadium. The match was stopped for safety reasons and Sri Lanka was awarded the victory.

Indians still get mad as fuck when they lose but I think things are better since there were no riots when they lost the 2023 CWC finals.

 No.1692288

>>1692287
How is it with the internal regional first class crik?

 No.1692290

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>>1692250
>The Delhi player who really destroyed them is a local from Bangalore
<KL Rahul from Banglore plays for Delhi
>Virat Kohli from Delhi plays for Banglore

>>1692288
>first class domestic crik
There are good players there and it acts as the main way they find themselves into the international team, or older players that can't make the cut, end up making their career there. It is a very historical trophy in india but nobody really watches it, so I don't think it will be that fun unless you are REALLY into criket. It's first class criket, so while you can watch it for 8hrs a day for 5 days straight, probably best to tune in from time to time and follow the score online and watch if something interesting seems to happen.

 No.1692291

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>>1692250
lmao kohli got rabid at his own captain for screwing up

 No.1692294

>>1692290
sir are you questioning how much i lik crik?
fuk u budy

 No.1692299

fuk u i am numer on criket liker

 No.1692300

how many fucking ethnic groups are in india?
lik 80?

 No.1692301

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im not gonna count. its a lot
its languages anyways, but lik whatever

 No.1692303

>>1692300
thousands if you break it down to the technical sub groups
everyone hates everyone else

 No.1692305

>>1692303
was ghandi the greatest fascist that ever lived? has anyone else come close to doing something lik that?

 No.1692308

i finally understand basics of how crik is played
not that hard actually

 No.1692309

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>>1692305
Giuseppe Garibaldi probably
italy was a shitton of tribes that he also told to stop fighting and become italy stronk

 No.1692310

but there may be a single india but tribalism and castes still dominate, if you're part of the lower ranks or the untouchables you're fucked. everyone still hates each other like other spartman said if you speak the wrong dialect of hindi in the wrong part you'll be lynched
article shows how bad it really is and how caste is still very very prevalent
https://www.unz.com/article/india-its-worse-than-you-think/

 No.1692311

>>1692309
yea italy
true
i always forget tho cuz in CK2 it always starts out as the HRE, all stuck together. but yah if you play it its annoying af cuz the ethnic makeup changes lik every duchy and you always get revolts. or i do. maybe i just suck

 No.1692313

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i lik crik

 No.1692314

>>1692310
>I applied to emigrate to Canada and my application was approved in a record three weeks
ha i bet

 No.1692315

>>1692313
post livestream budy i want to hear third world babble

 No.1692317

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 No.1692318

its always time for crik

 No.1692319

>>1692317
how come harmony is a thing in india but not basically anywhere else in that region of the world? brit influence? i mean i get traditional harmonies dont rly work in microtonality, which all eastern music has some of. but outside of lik modern ayyyrab music where they got dumb autotune on, middle east and central asia is almost completely devoid of harmony outside of incidental harmony

 No.1692337

>>1692319
Arabic music is actually Greek music. At least the kind we think of as Arabic. They basically took all their music stuff from Greek music back when the Mongols drove the Turks outta Asia.

 No.1692339

sir i demand crik

 No.1692438

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>>1692294
>>1692299
i lik crik mor den yu i am nomb on

 No.1692439

>>1692301
there is 23 officially recognized languages but over a hundred lesser known ones

 No.1692440

>>1692439
ffs india do some ethnic cleansing, theres no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess

 No.1692441

>>1692317
i fucking swear this shit is the worst when the house down the street is blasting this shit at 150 db at 1AM for their fucking party

 No.1692444

>>1692440
>no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess
no wonder it is a literal shithole. Once in a while the hindus and muslims try to kill each other but it doesn't do much damage.

 No.1692466

no clean water
no electricity
shit everywhere
no infrastructure
billions invested in crik

this is india budy

 No.1692485

>>1692440
i mean tbf they did try lik the only possible way to actually pull it off
thats why you still, to this day, get that weird misplaced fervent nationalism from many crik enthusiasts
basically gotta do lik some indian version of baathism. pan-hindu nationalism.
ghaddaffi for jeets

 No.1692499

I have departed india
next stop nippland for SUMO tomorrow

 No.1692530

>>1692499
stop by a soapland



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