No.1673757
TRY THE STREET FOOD
No.1673758
do a funny at accenture hq
No.1673760
i lik crik
No.1673761
gud moreng
No.1673765
is this like the central park of india?
No.1673766
DO NOT PICK UP THE ROAD LOGS AND EAT THEM
No.1673768
>>1673765Bangalore is called the garden city of india
No.1673776
attend a breeding party
No.1673789
>>1673784Do indians actually believe in the gods or is it more like witchcraft where they think of they do x they'll get y?
No.1673791
>>1673789its basically a do your own adventure book style of how their many gods operate
No.1673797
If you're white then they'll treat you like a God. Or taxis and the like will scam you for being a dumb foreign tourist.
No.1673802
>>1673797It's both
Service is outstanding but some of them try to inflate prices thinking I won't know rupee conversion rates
No.1673877
>>1673804go fuck some local slut in the ass
No.1673888
>>1673878to avoid getting aids from the air pollution
No.1673938
>>1673878it's the ugly mask
pretty girls wear it to hide from rape
unless it's the acid mask
No.1673996
>>1673878sheem a big gurl
No.1674006
wtf
No.1674009
>>1673999If it is vegetarian then looks like a bunch of vegetables, potatoes, beans etc. Enjoy your diarrhea.
No.1674010
>>1674009designated shitting street is hotel adjacent
No.1674016
>>1674014does a desi shit in the street?
No.1674047
>>1674014No
Just proper cars and SUVs
It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.
No.1674051
>>1674047>It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.indiabro here, damn first worlder and your dollars i felt that…
Encounter any poor people or chakkas (gypsy trannys) begging you for money?
No.1674059
>>1673789Like most pagan deities, Indians believe they will be punished if they don't, so they "do" by virtue of not wanting to get punished for not doing the do.
No.1674060
>>1673999>1The one at the back is just fried tater or fried bread. The one in front is likely either potato balls or raisin balls (or both).
>2That's a common staple dish made of chickpeas and yogurt or cream
>3It's just an ensemble of different sauces that you are meant to dip your naan in. The naan is your utensil.
No.1674061
>>1674009most food in India is vegetarian unless you are in the ~~Pakistani~~ Muslim parts of the cunt
conversely those are the parts with the most designating shitting and poop patrol rapes despite being the only places that eat meat heavily lol No.1674066
>>1674051sorry budy
Each driver I get is being paid well and tipped generously
Yes obvious men dressed as women banging on the car window while stopped at a red light or stuck in infinite traffic is an every day thing so far.
Traffic is so awful here
These wannabe tranny fucks make no sense either
No.1674069
>>1674066halo sar am prety lady with bobs and vagene u want fun time 5 crore??
No.1674073
>>1674061eating meat gives you that HIGH T alpha factor increasing the SEX DRIVE
you cant help but rape a whorb maybe even kill her after a meaty meal of MEAT
No.1674074
>>1674073indians rarely eat meat but commit some of the most vicious sexual assaults and rapes in the world
No.1674194
god morneng
No.1674210
>>1673784>>1673804Visit all the dozens of religious temples, churches, mosques etc and pray for the glory of sportschan.
Go watch a criket game
Go play gully criket in the streets with children
Have a 10 rupee cup of chai
Eat the street food
Attend a random wedding for free food
Go dancing like in bollywood flicks
Bribe someone to get what you what
Give a beggar 10 rupees and watch a horde of them show up and hound you for money
Piss on the road, shit in the streets
If you see a cow on the road then praise it
No.1674218
>>1674210what about doing a curry creampie?
No.1674663
helo budy
wher ar phots of crik gaem? yu no lik criket? yu hat criket budy? gtfo of india sirs.
No.1674712
gud morening
No.1674737
>>1674051>>1674066>330003 crossdressers from beyond the rig vedai always thought that was just sun city grils making memes but its actually real. i suppose i shouldve figured as much, they usually arent lying
why tho? why do they crossdress to beg? that seems lik itd put off marks more than just being a gypsy by itself. or is it some yim religious shit?
No.1674774
>>1674737the xotz of india budy
No.1675017
>>1674819the one on the left thinks the one on the right is a blody basterd fuck for liking duckworth lewis system
No.1675178
>>1674819SMASH THE MONKEY
No.1675222
go to Pakistan next beautifully country
i'M Saeeed from a Khanewal
No.1675227
>>1675222fuck u blody budy i hat u i hat pak
No.1675238
>>1675227you besterd are fucking you have a gud day
No.1675580
>>1674819What are huezilians doing in India budy?
No.1676203
>>1676199cant be a big mac without beef budy
No.1676390
>>1676292how was it? seems like a better alternative to those vegan meat pattys. paneer is some kind of cottage cheese?
No.1678580
Leaving india
didn't get sick at all
hope to go back and watch crik next time
No.1678672
>>1678580vary nic
how was the trip overall?
pls cum back agen budy
No.1689002
I am going back to India in 2 weeks where is the crik?
No.1689032
did it suck not knowing tamil or urdu or whatever brownspeak they use to do the needful there?
No.1689033
go there and redeem the gift cards right in front of their faces
No.1689063
>>1689032crikmonkrs are rabid against other crikmonkrs who dont speak the regional language of which india has hundreds
speaking hindi in the souf could get acid thrown in your face
none of this applies to foreigners
crikmonkrs will just speak english and you can get by in the major cities without knowing any pajeetspeak
No.1689068
>>1689067>kolkata knight ridersknight ridin on
MUH DICK No.1689072
ＧＯＴ ＥＭ
No.1689075
>>1689067wew
It's a work trip
Going to try to arrange a way to go to the April 10 match at Bengaluru
No.1689098
>>1689075Would be wise to get tickets early. I imagine they sell out fast, plus scalpers too.
No.1689107
>>1689098It's India
just bribe someone to get what you want
No.1689163
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>>1689107>The investigation revealed that the original ticket prices for the stadium ranged from Rs 750 to Rs 2,750. However, the accused attempted to profit by selling these tickets at double the rates. Notably, tickets priced at Rs 8,000 were also available, but the accused did not attempt to sell those.hey budy yu sellr tiket on black market yu goer to jail!
No.1689313
>>1689163this just means the india jerkops are in on the scheme too
No.1690147
>>1690137Dog took it like a champ but on the flip side seems fake and gay, doggo slips outta shot and there's no barks/whines or nothin' from getting crushed by tren
No.1690156
>>1690137poor dog
shoulda bit the fuck outta that benchod bastard
No.1690162
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No.1690186
>>1690137>>1690162coon killed by crimmonkr negligence rip budy gudbye
No.1690191
>>1690162did they find him?
did he realize that he could just wait for the tren to stop then get on?
No.1690218
>>1690211>golden coon gets taken out by Coon Railways in criklandindia is tragedy given geography
No.1690227
>>1690220its a coonsmas miragull
No.1690231
>communter rail
i get it
No.1690233
man
indians are raly lucky the brits built them all them railroads
can you imagine what a decentralized nightmare modern india would be if they were just now getting natl rail systems put in lik chinr?
No.1690257
did you know that indians and desis in general are amongst the most pure evil people in the world?
niggers are just niggers
too stupid to do anything of note
indians are just enough brain to be a pure evil
No.1690310
>>1690231It's Central Railway bud
No.1690330
>>1690312haha stupeed sea ars
No.1690823
>>1690789>martyCRget them hindis, cr
No.1691030
>>1691027do gypsies run the carnivals in india too?
No.1691031
>>1691027you think they get a breath of fresh air at the peak of those rides or do you think crikstink rises with the heat and it just smells worse?
No.1691063
>>1691027is this AI?
error posting
No.1691138
sirs I have done the needful and arrived in india
budys dont want to go to crik this week
fuck
No.1692086
>>1692056is the smell like you imagined?
No.1692089
i am crik
No.1692128
he has of becoming crik
No.1692250
>>1692086You cannot imagine the smell.
RCB got beat badly and locals got mad as fuck. The Delhi player who really destroyed them is a local from Bangalore and there was much rage and yelling curses in Kannada.
I would like to come back when first class domestic crik is happening. Players are aligned by their region / ethnic group and compete for top indian race crik supremacy which seems fun.
No.1692275
>>1692250i didn't think of the caste/regional shit as a factor. indians already get mad as fuck over super trivial stuff i bet a real major game would result in murders
No.1692279
>>1692275yu blody badterd fuck u budy i throwr acid on ur mothers face budy fuk u benchod fucking budy fuck u bastard fuck i am best crik u are asshol worst paki fuck u mudachod fuckings fucker of your mother fucker of your father you are time to die fuck u fuck u fuck u blody fuck budy i hat u
No.1692287
>>1692275The 1996 world cup was held in India for the first time. The 1st semi-finals was India vs Sri Lanka but India shit the bed so bad, the fans in attendance began to riot and set fire to the stadium. The match was stopped for safety reasons and Sri Lanka was awarded the victory.
Indians still get mad as fuck when they lose but I think things are better since there were no riots when they lost the 2023 CWC finals.
No.1692288
>>1692287How is it with the internal regional first class crik?
No.1692294
>>1692290sir are you questioning how much i lik crik?
fuk u budy
No.1692299
fuk u i am numer on criket liker
No.1692300
how many fucking ethnic groups are in india?
lik 80?
No.1692303
>>1692300thousands if you break it down to the technical sub groups
everyone hates everyone else
No.1692305
>>1692303was ghandi the greatest fascist that ever lived? has anyone else come close to doing something lik that?
No.1692308
i finally understand basics of how crik is played
not that hard actually
No.1692309
>>1692305Giuseppe Garibaldi probably
italy was a shitton of tribes that he also told to stop fighting and become italy stronk
No.1692310
but there may be a single india but tribalism and castes still dominate, if you're part of the lower ranks or the untouchables you're fucked. everyone still hates each other like other spartman said if you speak the wrong dialect of hindi in the wrong part you'll be lynched
article shows how bad it really is and how caste is still very very prevalent
https://www.unz.com/article/india-its-worse-than-you-think/ No.1692311
>>1692309yea italy
true
i always forget tho cuz in CK2 it always starts out as the HRE, all stuck together. but yah if you play it its annoying af cuz the ethnic makeup changes lik every duchy and you always get revolts. or i do. maybe i just suck
No.1692314
>>1692310>I applied to emigrate to Canada and my application was approved in a record three weeksha i bet
No.1692315
>>1692313post livestream budy i want to hear third world babble
No.1692318
its always time for crik
No.1692319
>>1692317how come harmony is a thing in india but not basically anywhere else in that region of the world? brit influence? i mean i get traditional harmonies dont rly work in microtonality, which all eastern music has some of. but outside of lik modern ayyyrab music where they got dumb autotune on, middle east and central asia is almost completely devoid of harmony
outside of incidental harmony No.1692337
>>1692319Arabic music is actually Greek music. At least the kind we think of as Arabic. They basically took all their music stuff from Greek music back when the Mongols drove the Turks outta Asia.
No.1692339
sir i demand crik
No.1692439
>>1692301there is 23 officially recognized languages but over a hundred lesser known ones
No.1692440
>>1692439ffs india do some ethnic cleansing, theres no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess
No.1692441
>>1692317i fucking swear this shit is the worst when the house down the street is blasting this shit at 150 db at 1AM for their fucking party
No.1692444
>>1692440>no way you can make a functioning society out of that messno wonder it is a literal shithole. Once in a while the hindus and muslims try to kill each other but it doesn't do much damage.
No.1692466
no clean water
no electricity
shit everywhere
no infrastructure
billions invested in crik
this is india budy
No.1692485
>>1692440i mean tbf they did try lik the only possible way to actually pull it off
thats why you still, to this day, get that weird misplaced fervent nationalism from many crik enthusiasts
basically gotta do lik some indian version of baathism. pan-hindu nationalism.
ghaddaffi for jeets
No.1692499
I have departed india
next stop nippland for SUMO tomorrow
No.1692530
>>1692499stop by a soapland