No.1673823
hatsu basho starts today, budys!
still don't know if i can get any source for the videos
so stay tuned i till update you budys
generally can reach me here or not:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner MEAK THE SUMO THREAD
No.1673824
shit that telegram channel you posted is ded for copyright gaymess
No.1673827
found this on this website
https://telemetr.io/en/channels/1477324679-nattosumolast update was on Dec 6…
does not look good
No.1673834
it seems this channel posts full broadcasts
https://vkvideo.ru/@miselet No.1673835
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>>1673834i guess its better than nothing but its no natto
No.1673839
>>1673834>>1673835i think that's abema footage
seems like all there, uncut unedited, problems:
- too long, makuuchi is 1 hour 45 mins (we could just skip parts, I've no time to edit)
- tried to stream it on cytube it fails
- tried to get it with yt-dlp it fails
maybe there is a way, i dunno
will think of something
No.1673840
I found them on telegram, but gotta figure out a way to download it because the big vids only play in app.
https://t.me/SumoCuts/3141https://t.me/SumoCuts/3142 No.1673841
ah we found something
we might be in business by tomorrow budys
No.1673842
>>1673840ah yes, this one
No.1673845
>>1673840turns out it's easy in phone app. sending files now
No.1673862
>nhk bigger stream jews than nfl
actually impressive
No.1673870
fugging nihonjews
No.1673872
>>1673840fuckin
NICE budy
heres a list of seeming backups (in case you didnt click the channel header and see this already)
No.1674034
>>1673827>>1673828Man, Sumo is already halfway in the grave it fucking deserves it is NHK is gonna gatekeep anyone from coming along and trying to enjoy it wtf
No.1674054
>>1674034Sumo is for nipponese only, baka gaijins don't deserve to follow the glorious sport
No.1674077
>>1674054unress baka gaijin pays 900 dorrarus for the apparu.
No.1674093
WE HAEV NATTOSTRAM
sumo at noon EST
https://cytu.be/r/endcornersidenote:
on yt Don Don Sumo offers short videos, the top 5 bouts of the day with play-by-play analysis for both juryo and makuuchi divisions
pretty gud
No.1674147
>>1674093hope it was gud sumo budy
my werk is gigafucked for next couple see ya in a few assuming i survive the jump off the building
No.1674289
starting about in a half an hour budys!
No.1674486
also it seems we can start closer to noon EST, than 1pm.
we started bang on noon EST today.
No.1674494
i need to find a job where i can watch the whole stram instead of just half an hour for lunch if i'm lucky
No.1674661
bwt sumo is in an hour or so
No.1674666
>>1674660what was the injury?
No.1674668
>>1674666He has knee and spine problems.
No.1674677
>>1674668>spinerip his career, damn
No.1674680
>>1674677Today they said knee and hip as the direct reason of him going kyujo.
But everything is wrecked essentially.
No.1674879
come on budys, starting in minutes!
No.1674912
yall ever see this nasty ass british bitch that got fucked by 1000 guys and then walked around LAWN-DON with multiple guys splooge on her face ?
bongistan sisters, not like this
No.1675082
is this gonna happen on saturdays regularly? it's looking like that's the only day i can reliably catch at least a little bit of the stram for the foreseeable future outside of occasional lunch break goyphone break
No.1675084
>>1675082today was day 7 of 15. so you'll have a chance next week. next big tournament is 6-8 weeks later i think
No.1675087
>>1675084cool i'll try to catch the whole thing next saturday then
No.1675249
yea, budys, starting at noon EST again!
we are halfway through, the first couple of "kachi-koshi" (8 wins) can roll in today!
sadly yesterday Oho was defeated by Hoshoryu but he still can win the yusho!
>>1675082basho's are on every other months, starting January, usually starts second Sunday and is on for 15 days
>>1675087you are welcomed any time
No.1675261
budys sumo time
No.1675272
good sumo budys
No.1675279
>there was a sunday stram
wtf my dumbass didn't even think to ask i just assumed nothing was going on
No.1675281
>>1675279its 15 days straight once every 2 months. this was day 8 so next sunday will have sumo to
No.1675529
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starting sumo at noon EST, budys!
yesteday Shodai beat Hoshoryu to my great surprise
today Hoshroyu will face Takerufuji, who is an actual challenger in the race for the yusho
come join!
No.1675540
>>1675529actually we might wait for Trumps blabbing, perhaps it starts at noon EST no?
we're watching the livestram btw, fatso sings something
>americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>FUCK YE No.1675590
most important event at noon this day is on
SUMO
No.1675692
sumo is on now budys
No.1675723
KACHI-KOSHI
No.1676060
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sumo starts about 12:15 today, EST
No.1676243
>>1676142very good kaki. skyscraper sumo when?
No.1676246
not sure when will start today, not at noon EST that's for sure
>>1676142good job budy
No.1676251
all right, I think starting at 12:20 EST
No.1676258
dudder plz make the /s/ board for sumo hobby
No.1676439
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sumo starts within minutes, budys!
kaman!
No.1676634
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yo budy's sumo stream in 15 mins!
No.1676635
only 3 days left. only high stakes bouts
No.1676637
>>1676635they're definitely being held tomorrow and sunday right? i'm gonna make a point of catching the saturday one at the vary least
No.1676638
>>1676635I hate working during the Japan live and showering/going to bed during the highlights
Thanks for hosting sumo friend
No.1676640
>>1676637yes its a continuous event, 15 days straight
it'll be ON on the weekend
No.1676793
>>1676789>soon™if he wins the next 2 bouts plus if he goes 13-2 or so in the next tournament it could happen
No.1676801
>>1676781hahhh! young Tamawashi at 3:24!
"young" he was 27 back then
as for Takanoyama, all he does in the video are used in sumo, granted most of the wrestlers to that level he was at (#12M) aren't that skilled
the difference between him and the top guys that those have the size too,
comparison with just the leaner rikishis from the top:
- Takanoyama, 185cm / 98 kg (from wikipee)
- Hoshoryu, 188 cm / 148 kg
- Wakamotoharu 187 cm / 150 kg
- Waka Unnamable kage 182 cm / 136 kg
- Kirishima 186 cm / 150 kg
- Takerufuji 184 cm / 148 kg - he ranks at #11M, but he already won a championship (yusho) in the topmost division, makuuchi
perhaps if Takanoyama had eaten more, he could have risen higher.
No.1676811
>>1676809cool i have time for
ERRANDS No.1676815
50 mintues budys!
No.1676818
25 mins
>>1676809image well generated budy
No.1676820
>thought i could install nobara updates real quick
>it's taking forever
guess i'm goyphone watching again
No.1676971
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SUMO IN ONE 1 HOURS BUDYS!!
last day of the tournament the fate of the championship is still undecided!
Winbozan has a good chance to gain the title and bag his first makuuchi yusho.
we have an exciting two weeks behind us, come and watch the fights with us!
No.1676977
5 mins and starting, budys!
No.1677007
>>1676993does this mean the mongols finally successfully invaded japan?
No.1677050
wew hosh was FEELIN IT
No.1677324
hey ho budys!
we are after a great basho, many interesting, unexpected events and results, and we have a new yokozuna to celebrate, congrats Hoshoryu!
one of the sad news was the retirement of yokozuna Terunofuji, his health, strength and performance deteriorated to the point he decided to end his career as a wrestler, he will continue as oyakata, an elder, a coach. he'll stay at his sable Isegahama, and will retain his ring name. he will be missed from the dohyo, im sure i will
beyond these im really glad for Oho's great performance and amazed on WINbozan's too
>>1676993he did well and kept it together for the playoffs
essentially he won 14 times during the tournament even if the score does not reflects it
>>1677007they have mongolian yokozunas continuously from 2003 continuously when Hoshoryu's uncle Asashoryu was awarded with the title
No.1677330
>>1677324that's a big sippy cup
No.1677331
>>1677324Damn, that's awesome! I'm sure Kirishima is stoked that he got the title, good on you Hoshoryu
No.1677365
>>1677324is he officially yokozuna now, or are they still deliberating over it?
No.1677388
>>1677365today was the day
>>1677324 congrats to hosh!
No.1677442
>>1677365it's official that he'll get promoted. they still have to hold ceremony to make him yokozuna, by the announcement of the banzuke (toplist essentially) before the next tournament, he'll be on it as yokozuna
this is the official banzuke, still reflects the situation prior to the january basho:
https://sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/here's two articles that says he got promoted:
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2025/01/28/sumo/hoshoryu-yokozuna-promotion/ - this one is paywalled but says enough:
>Sumo avoided having a hole at the top for the first time in over 30 years Monday when the Mongolian Hoshoryu was recommended for promotion to the highest rank of yokozuna.https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQODH270B60X20C25A1000000/ - this one is jap but says they were very lenient since in theory an ozeki needs two consequent yushos to win. the article summarizes his recent record
i have to add the rule has a clause: "or similar performance" which can be applied flexibly
No.1677794
so whens the next tournament gonna happen?
No.1677796
>>1677794The next major sumo tournament is the March Grand Sumo Tournament (Haru Basho), scheduled from March 9 to March 23, 2025, at the EDION Arena Osaka in Osaka. 
Tickets for this tournament will be available for purchase starting February 8, 2025.
No.1677802
>>1677796oh not too terribly far away, thanks.
wish i could go in person and wave at the stram tbh but i don't know much nippongorilla speak and i'm poor af No.1677819
what a surprise
No.1678148
>>1677802find a way spigger
the exchange rate is great for ameridollars right now
No.1678182
>>1678148yah i guess you're right. how fast do you think an idiot can learn enough nipplese to get by as a tourist?
No.1678214
>>1678182you don't need to know shit
just use google translate and know the complete basics
hello
yes
no
thank you
sorry (you will be apologizing a lot for being a baka gaijin)
No.1678239
>>1678214also gud to know how to ask where the shitter is
No.1678255
>>1678214>>1678239i actually wanna learn some of the language tho, i don't need goygle's help looking like an idiot i'll do that in their language tyvm. plus using google translate for basic stuff is annoying surely bare minimum conversation in jappins isn't
that hard?
No.1678262
>>1677802i'm more afraid of getting on planes
No.1678343
>>1678255You need minimum 6 months to do anything beyond
>Ikura desu ka? (how much?)>Wakarimasen (I don't get it)>Itadakimasu (rubba dub dub thanks for the grub)>Gochusousama deshita (damn that was good food)>Niku (Meat)>Yasai (Vegetable)>Sake (booze, generic term for all booze)>Kuso (shit)>Toire desu ka (where's the shitter)>Sumimasen (light apology/excuse me)>Shinee fuzakeru na (hello nice to meet you)>Uzai, damare konoyarou (see you later)>Yamero! Atama ni kuru (Please elaborate)>Nametenja ne zo omae no sei daro (I'm a gaijin plz help)