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File: 1742953727361.mp4 (65.14 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, drink ze oil.mp4)

 No.1688924[Last 50 Posts]

BY 2030

you vill drink ze oil and zoo vill be happy -CRovernor of /sp/exas

Texas explores treating oilfield wastewater amid growing water shortage

>Texas is facing a looming water shortage, prompting officials to explore using oilfield wastewater to help solve the issue. However, treating this highly contaminated and potentially radioactive water could demand more energy than the entire power capacity of most U.S. states.

>Companies like Natura Resources and Texas Pacific Water Resources are using advanced technologies, including a molten salt nuclear reactor and filtration systems, to treat the wastewater for non-potable uses.
>Despite these efforts, treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater or municipal wastewater, making large-scale adoption unlikely until the process becomes more energy-efficient and economically viable.

 No.1688925

Rally ought to wait until the last thread falls off the front page fam

 No.1688926

<It requires more energy
Aren't the hippies bitching about not having enough powah? Why not just build more nuclear reactors and use those to do the jerb? A molten nuclear reactor is like the perfect recycling bin because it breaks things down at a molecular level into its base elements and even sorts them by weight.

 No.1688929

>>1688924
>treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater
then why not use all that water in the gulf of amerikkka ya dipshits

 No.1688932

>>1688929
It's prolly a matter of that water basically being radioactive waste and accumulating. You got unlimited seawater (more or less), but you need freshwater to make PotAsh oil drill lubricant & heavying agent. Most of it gets pumped into cave systems formed naturally from gas deposits under the surface, but when those wells run dry you're left with heavily contaminated water beneath the ground that basically sits there for 5000 yars separating out naturally. If you turn all your freshwater into chemical waste, then you are in for a bad time.

 No.1688981

File: 1742990981429-0.mp4 (5.51 MB, 540x960, 9:16, shrNrnxdsS7_SekB.mp4)

File: 1742990981429-1.mp4 (1.11 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, FuEFH0si_Ua3lpIn.mp4)

Serial assault tranny arrested for busting a grill's head open with a bike lock
Turns out it had previously assaulted campus police twice and had even tried to take a cop's gun so it's prolly gonna get the book slammed in its face since that's Tejas

 No.1688985

Lawsuit claims Columbia protesters had prior knowledge of Oct. 7 Hamas attack

>Families of Hamas hostages filed a federal lawsuit accusing pro-Palestine protest organizers at Columbia University of aiding terrorism. The lawsuit claims protest organizers had prior knowledge of the Oct. 7, 2023, attacks in Israel.

>The complaint cited a “manifesto” allegedly prepared before the attacks and a social media post by Columbia Students for Justice in >Palestine shortly before the violence began, suggesting foreknowledge of the events.
Mahmoud Khalil, a representative of one of the groups and currently detained, denied the allegations. His lawyers argued he was exercising free speech rights.
big if true

 No.1688987

>>1688925
+1 doot

 No.1688992

lmfao fuck the police but also fuck chink nationals

>WILLS POINT, Texas — Two Chinese nationals arrested after being stopped on I-20 with $250,000 in gold bars will not face money laundering charges and have been turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Van Zandt County District Attorney said Monday.

>The county used some of the gold to pay the suspects' attorneys as part of a civil settlement and will use proceeds from selling the rest for law enforcement purposes, DA Tonda Curry told WFAA.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/no-charges-for-two-men-with-250k-in-gold-bars-but-north-texas-authorities-will-keep-their-gold/287-88cfdb7f-1a5e-4d1c-9519-6738ef3f782f
https://archive.ph/WWWD2

>take the gold

>acknowledge that it is rightfully the chinx by using it to pay for their attorneys
>put the chinx to ice cuz lol
>sell the rest for hookers and blow or whatever gay shit they want for the force
looooooooooool
wonder if havin to meny golds is a deportable offense

 No.1689003

File: 1743005252969.jpg (313.08 KB, 1049x700, 1049:700, Amy_Coney_Barrett_0.jpg)

>Supreme Court just upheld Biden's rule requiring serial numbers, background checks for firearm part kits.
>7-2. Alito & Thomas dissent

 No.1689005

>>1689003
raly gud pick dup nobody picks justices like you you do such a good job picking the best people believe me nobody can pick justices as well as you do

 No.1689006

>>1689003
>7-2
>just posts the well known traitor whorb
you're forghetti'ing gorsuch and kavanaugh

 No.1689007

>>1688985
sounds p fake and gay tbh
i mean on one hand, its not lik it was some unknowable seekrit. it was literally the 50th anniversary of the start of the yom kippur war.
even IDF noticed things were moving prior to the attack, but obv bibi needed the babies to get pulled out of le incubators, so they got ordered to do nothing instead

on the other hand tho, surprise military plans arent exactly the kinda thing you tell random college fags. even if he was literally only here as a jihadi shill which isnt out of the question, would you consider a guy whos job it is to rile up college kids as being on a "need to know" basis for such intel? cuz i fuckin def wouldnt, thats just a huge potential risk for a leak that you dont need to be taking

it sounds lik some gay lawfare shit to me
theyre trying to spook him to get him to plea guilty

 No.1689008

>>1689005
i dont think the don gives a flying fuck about gun rights outside of paying 2Aers lip service during campaign times
in fact im not even sure ive ever heard him talk directly about it at all, in either direction

 No.1689009

i know kash is p pro-gun
almost comically so, given what his job is now lel

 No.1689019

File: 1743012579116.png (77.95 KB, 917x270, 917:270, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689006
i lik whorb abusin
>>1689009
saw this sayin patriot pajeet was gonna move 1000 gaytf agents to the fbi, but isnt atf under the doj now?

 No.1689021

File: 1743013256358.mp4 (12.3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, gill npr.mp4)

npravda in congressional hearing for funding
this gill dude owns

 No.1689022

File: 1743013601330.mp4 (19.3 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, airphorb.mp4)

how do you approach?

 No.1689024

>>1689021
lel that boy havin fun up there
>>1689022
sometimes u just gotta start rapin. tho i bet she wouldnt consider it rapr if sheem was bein honest
also dont take drugs you arent familiar with before goin to the dam airport sheesh

 No.1689027

>>1689022
that's the same terminal i was stuck in when that derricho swept through houston last year, dallas got the edge of that and fucked everybody up, gate switched like a dozen times across terminals.
when did airport security become such pussies, i was in laguardia once and lik 6 port authority jerkops tackled some nig for stealing earbuds without hesitation

 No.1689030

>>1689022
this is normal behavior before departing to or arriving from a florida airport

 No.1689035

>>1689027
cuz dey racis an shieet its honestly prolly just bein scared of her rich daddy suing them for raep or whatever. crazy naked white grils on drugs are always rich for some reason

 No.1689036

>>1689035
>crazy naked white grils on drugs are always rich for some reason
i was fuggin the wrooong women :(

 No.1689037

File: 1743019738882.png (684.22 KB, 1511x803, 1511:803, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689035
dis bich being identified as Samantha Palma, an attorney in Texas

 No.1689039

File: 1743020311490.jpg (48.31 KB, 680x366, 340:183, in cages.jpg)

>>1689037
>for a large insurance company
completely inappropriate, immediate beheading then deportation

 No.1689040

File: 1743020367454.png (77.17 KB, 300x221, 300:221, post your FUNK face.png)

>>1689022
>ask her why she wants to get up to mischief
>ask her why she won't get down to a funk off
>unfold wheels in heelies I prepared for this eventuality
>remove breakaway pants to reveal silver sparkle shorts
>enter Jamiroquai
>disco ball out
<TIME TO FUNK

 No.1689041

File: 1743020592433.mp4 (3.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, turner hud.mp4)

>no more illeagles receiving FHA home loans
>no more HUD for illeagles
these existing at all makes me rabid

 No.1689042

>>1689037
yea now whats her dad do?

 No.1689043

>>1689041
big win for nogs
imagine your whole life, getting stuck in some crackden tower projects where ppl are nodding out in the hallway and pissing in the elevator, then juan comes over and within the month hes got a fucking mortgage
gtfo here

 No.1689045

File: 1743021794395.mp4 (19.46 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, massie lolberts.mp4)

>>1689043
>Committee passed my bill requiring FBI to provide demographic data of persons ruled ineligible to purchase a firearm by NICS (the Background Check System).
>This data will show that thousands of false denials per year disproportionately affect racial minorities.
literally cannot stop winning

 No.1689046

>>1689008
Because he's not. Everything he knows about 2A is his kids in his ears telling him to stop being a nigger, he's even gone on the record saying as much, as have Don Jr. And Erik.

 No.1689048

>>1689022
Honestly a contestant for correctional rape, or at bare minimum sexual assault. Would probably have cooled her temper tantrum real quick if a stranger grabbed her tiddies/smacked her ass

 No.1689049

File: 1743022449724-0.mp4 (2.19 MB, 922x516, 461:258, dup fertilizer.mp4)

File: 1743022449724-1.mp4 (2.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dup ynbaw.mp4)

still a hit machine

 No.1689052

File: 1743024580324.png (841.48 KB, 1022x1028, 511:514, ClipboardImage.png)

NO SPONGEBOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.1689054

>>1689045
so is this a bad thing to you? lik i get it "muh oreshus nigger cattle" but if it neuters bg checks then that's a huge step for 2A rights. the nigger felons are going to get their hands on weapons no matter what i want to be able to get them too w/o worrying about being denied by this faggot system that doesn't actually stop crime
keeping an eye on HR 645 too btw that one is a lot better

 No.1689055

4 American Army soldiers killed in Lithuania during training exercise

>NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said on Wednesday that four U.S. service members were killed in Lithuania. Rutte said he did not have exact details on the incident just yet.

>The announcement of the deaths comes after a search and rescue effort when the soldiers were reported missing during a training exercise on Tuesday.
>They were reportedly training roughly 6 miles from the Lithuanian border with Belarus.

 No.1689058

>>1688924
how the fuck is the water getting radioactive?

 No.1689060

>>1689052
They makin bikini atoll a resort?

 No.1689061

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>>1689054
just tryin to wind up jaja braun, massies smert n gud on guns
ya budy 645 would be sweet. they need to fast track it, dup already said he'd sign

 No.1689065

also that silencer case ruled that they're not protected by 2A as "arms" to skirt the bruen ruling, but it went back for 30 day review. up on 4/20
hopefully SHUSH act goes somewhere i wanna can my P322 but its dumb as shit that silencers and mags ARENT guns so that means theyre dangerous, ding dong bannu. k. fuck off

 No.1689070

>>1689061
>jaja braun
lel i think i liknthat one better than hortler
>>1689065
yah man i get you, i've long since been desensitized to gun grabber logical contradictions. lik at this point all of them including the voters know gun control is ineffective horseshit and are clearly just clinging to it out of spite but it seems like maybe the youngins are wising up to all of this faggot shit a bit. even though they're still cringey and gay af but no ones perfect

 No.1689073

>>1689022
>stabbed multiple people with pencils
>Had her 8 year old daughter there as well
>reportedly has medication that she did not take prior to this incident
how the fuck do you get to be a faggot lawyer for 10 years even though shit like this was always brewing in the background? Where the fuck is the father of the kid? She's gonna show up to court go "teehee im a woman!" and get a slap on the wrist. More rat utopia bullshit.

 No.1689076

>>1689073
bruh lawyers are some of the most unhinged people in amerigay. think about it it's a whole career where you stand up in front of a bunch of people and basically perform kabuki theatre to try and fool them into giving you a verdict you want regardless of if you think it's moral/ethical or not, only literal actors are bigger scumbags
lik a lot of them will even tell you their job is more about creating a better story than the opponent than actually properly interpreting the laws of the land. a lot of them are at least chugging shit like adderall too which only compounds everything
when you realize this the fact that so many judges are super partisan lunatics starts to make a lot of sense

 No.1689077

File: 1743032607221.png (268.98 KB, 578x857, 578:857, ClipboardImage.png)

>big marge is a consponsor
man that woman is wild i didnt expect her to be on the "name em" wagon too

https://archive.ph/Pw3TT

 No.1689078

File: 1743032751609.png (3.23 MB, 1856x2048, 29:32, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689077
oops should included this

 No.1689080

>>1689073
>>1689076
not just a lawyer but a lawyer paid big bucks by big insurance corporations to defend them against whatever bullshit unethical tactics they are getting away with

sheem turbo crazy and decided to go bonkers at that moment

 No.1689083

File: 1743034997831.jpg (70.82 KB, 840x1640, 21:41, lawyers per capita.jpg)

>>1689076
psychopathic shameless wordcels per capita
oh look, who'd have guessed

 No.1689086

File: 1743036974842.png (234.54 KB, 398x1280, 199:640, ClipboardImage.png)

breaking news i had a giggle

 No.1689089

>Judge rules South Gorean green card holder can't be deported because she came over as a kid
Ok, so what about all the (hundreds of) South Korean babies who were brought over illegally after the Korean war and deported in their middle ages for not holding US citizenship?
Fucking rules for thee but not for me bullshit.

 No.1689090

File: 1743038160464.jpg (72.59 KB, 810x640, 81:64, cia.jpg)

>>1689021
thats "katherine maher" right?
- wef "young global leader"
- "fellow" at the dem's truman project
- some bullshit position at the "world bank"
- was doing some anti-assad media-op on the turkish side of the al-nusra/al-qaeda-controlled syrian border in 2012 (middle of the civil war)
- former head of jewkipedia
- then npr censor of sorts
- installed at the board of "open technology fund", offshoot from "radio free asia" (aka "radio cia", funding recently suspended by dup)
- installed at the board of directors of "signal", the encrypted comms application (funded in part by the govt, including by the mentioned "open technology fund")
- also put to head "web summit" a yuro tech conference replacing the then ceo (2023) patrick cosgrave was pushed out by a yid smearing campaign after he stated the obvious fact that israeli military had committed "war crimes"
- under bidup, member of the state dpt's "foreign policy board"

very likely a dem glowniggress now trying to dodge the banhammer

yea well done by gill

 No.1689092

>>1689090
did you just look all that up or did you already know a bunch of shit about this whrob? ive never even heard of her

 No.1689094

>>1689092
i knew it already but i did look up in my notes to refresh my memory

 No.1689096

>>1689077
woooahahhhhhhh
THIS IS ANTI SEMITICICCC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1689097

>>1689022
i'd be getting close up HD of her snatch lel
this bitch would never escape her nudes i'd be posting everywhere

 No.1689099

>>1689021
lmfao this is pure circus

 No.1689100

File: 1743040569596.png (2.5 MB, 5000x2813, 5000:2813, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689094
doggone budy yu rally dont lik her vary much huh
pic unrelated

 No.1689101

>>1689003
>Gorsuch, meanwhile, wrote the Gun Control Act…
fuck these traitors, the GCA isn't even fucking legal

 No.1689110

>>1689100
>louisiana
>all that red
>vermont is nothing apparently?
>virginia is a clusterfuck despite being full of sekrit jewery
so what's the correlation here bc i'm p sure no one gives a shit about louisiana and the fact virginia has gotten exponentially more kiked in the last decade doesnt seem to match up like there's no fuckin way the richmond and charlottesville areas dont have jewpac influence of some sort
vermont looking gud tho if i'm looking at this right. too bad the state sucks tho

 No.1689116

File: 1743048803732.png (870.48 KB, 1439x1304, 1439:1304, ClipboardImage.png)

educate yourselves

 No.1689137

>>1689110
>vermont is nothing apparently?
the crunchies are usually lik way pro-palestine ime
after all, its not lik you need jews to make a place into a democratic socialist hellhole. they just help

 No.1689140

>>1689089
its all bullshit tbph
do >we rly need to be deporting dumb faggot college kids who, being unnaturally susceptible to "i support le current thing", found themselves pissing on the intl 3rd rail? no, of course not, theyre allowed to protest whatever tf they want in theory
doesnt matter, theyre gonna do it anyways because its a zionist occupied govt

 No.1689148

>>1689116
>muhssia shit again
the one gud thing about bidup's term is i wasn't hearing this drivel every other day
i think the thing i hat most about these people is the shitty dramatic flair they try to put into their posts as if they're a character in a capeshit movie or something. you're not more believable because you act like a pompous retard ffs, i hope they all have a sudden brutal moment of self reflection that causes them to cut their wrists and jump into shark infested waters out of sheer embarrassment.
sometimes i imagine they're all part of a psyop just to make dup way more likable in comparison despite his zionist cocksucking

 No.1689150

>>1689148
>sometimes i imagine they're all part of a psyop just to make dup way more likable in comparison despite his zionist cocksucking
in any other case, if he wasnt doing some shit lik that, id be shocked. thats so many internet attentionwhorbs bread and butter right there.
not in this case tho. theres just no need to reinforce it: its automatic. orangemans ability to generate gossip + the collective mindfuck MSM psyop of 2016 broke these ppls minds. and all the kings horses and all the kings men are off huffing spraypaint under the bridge somewhere

 No.1689157

>>1689110
its about national offices, senate and house. so any captured politician is just as gud as any other

 No.1689158

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 No.1689160

File: 1743082157217.jpg (261.02 KB, 3430x1338, 1715:669, dup approval demos.jpg)

>>1689070
>maybe the youngins are wising up
i gotta lot sympathy for the zooms & on in general tbh, this made it a lot easier
worse than wahmen by more than half is some military grade dummy ray'd parents

 No.1689161

>>1689086
gud giggle
>guess we doin cancer now

 No.1689170

>>1689160
>zero asians approve
wut. how's that possible?
>>1689158
the artist credit is a nice touch.

 No.1689173

>>1689140
>do >we rly need to be deporting dumb faggot college kids who, being unnaturally susceptible to "i support le current thing", found themselves pissing on the intl 3rd rail?
Yes.
I agree it's rarted as fuk but it sends a clear chilling effect down the entire education sector to cut that shit out. I know how bad education was when I got out in 2017 and took a few foreign language courses in 2020 only to get kicked out for not jabbing myself.
Fuck education. Fuck foreigners from Chinr/Saudi Arabia and poorfags on FAFSA subsidizing that entire shitshow.

 No.1689174

>>1689170
only rang one laundromat in the sauna i guess, pollin be pollin
latest atlas was 2550 people fwiw. age demos been consistent

 No.1689175

>>1689170
SEA is considered pacific Islander so "Asian" refers almost exclusively to Korea/China nationals, which both hate dup by a large margin for sending them back/cutting out their ponzi schemes. Basically the "Asians" are the businesses that have been fucking over America.

 No.1689178

>>1689160
big support by the race commonly known as other
>spic approve
huh

 No.1689180

File: 1743090439074.jpg (249.06 KB, 1290x1753, 1290:1753, priorities.jpg)

>>1689140
your deportations, sir

 No.1689181

File: 1743091052676-0.jpg (170.35 KB, 1110x992, 555:496, never learn.jpg)

File: 1743091052676-1.jpg (22.9 KB, 333x498, 111:166, reward.jpg)

LEL

but more importantly

LMAO

 No.1689184

>>1689178
>huh
spics here legally fuckin hate the illegal ones for dragging them through the mud with their drug dealing child raping bullshit

 No.1689185

File: 1743092391209.webm (12.66 MB, 720x720, 1:1, al mawt li israil.webm)

>>1689181
this is just how dup brain works
either you're on your side or you're da enemy, simple as
also >soyjaks

 No.1689186

rly all you need to do to get souf carolinians to oust that rino fuck is to remind them when their state was getting destroyed by the hurricaneb owl yidney grahamstein was demanding they send more money and aid to isntreal

 No.1689187

>>1689186
I rally hope they primary him out but I think the MAGA mee-mas are going to vote him in regardless

 No.1689188

🇺🇸/🇻🇪 Trump’s Threat of ‘Secondary Tariffs’ Invents New Trade Tool

>President Donald Trump appeared to invent a new economic statecraft tactic on Monday by threatening what he dubbed “secondary tariffs” on countries that buy oil from Venezuela to choke off its oil trade with other nations.


>The move was meant to pressure Venezuela for the “tens of thousands of high level, and other, criminals” that Trump said Venezuela has sent to the US.


>“China is the main actor this is directed at because it’s essentially the black market for Venezuelan oil. They would not have to do secondary tariffs if it wasn’t for China.”


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-25/trump-s-threat-of-secondary-tariffs-invents-new-trade-weapon
https://archive.is/ZIeUf

 No.1689190

>>1689150
i need to find that bridge sounds like a gud time

 No.1689192

>>1689190
it's the hrbt in hampton roads
vary cursed place

 No.1689199

>>1689192
oh in that case i need to find it so i can set it on fire and make everyone's hour delayed commute into a week delay
fuck hampton roads

 No.1689201

File: 1743094955810.mp4 (10.39 MB, 1102x1080, 551:540, kang charlie.mp4)

☪️😌🙏

 No.1689202

>>1689201
charlemagne screaming in his grave

 No.1689211

>>1689201
>hello fellow peasants, I hope you are treating the muslims peasants with the respect that they derseve

 No.1689214

>>1689201
Well the little respect I still bad for Charles just got thrown out with the bathwater.

 No.1689218

File: 1743100644440-0.mp4 (1.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, maher truth.mp4)

File: 1743100644440-1.mp4 (1.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, maher npr.mp4)

File: 1743100644440-2.mp4 (7.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, eric schmitt ngos.mp4)

>>1689090
damn drag her ass. only knew about these vids
this bish is the project monarch demon from mccarthy's sleep paralysis huh?

yeeting gay race mind raping miteb #1 on my wishlist for dup 3.0 tbh. between the npr hearing and that 'censorship industrial complex' one it looks lik he's on it

 No.1689220

File: 1743100963650.gif (191.51 KB, 232x198, 116:99, QUI??.gif)

>>1689218
>third vid
QUI?

 No.1689223

File: 1743102155097.jpg (26.1 KB, 750x534, 125:89, IMG_20250327_150120_236.jpg)

bounty on the original banger pic

 No.1689224

>>1689223
please god if one of these yims is real let it be this one

 No.1689225

>>1689224
jd seems like the kinda guy that can handle people taking the piss out of him so i wouldn't be surprised but i bet it's just an edit and the original shows aerial views of yemen being bombed

 No.1689227

i have found

 No.1689228

File: 1743102890127.jpeg (142.97 KB, 1290x1322, 645:661, GmsOpXUXcAAK0gU.jpeg)

>>1689227
uhhh hrm ha ha

 No.1689230

>>1689228
jd yimmadome, owner of the yimsdale yimmadome

 No.1689233

File: 1743103921065.png (627.3 KB, 738x896, 369:448, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689224
edit but this is legit

 No.1689234

File: 1743104356929.mp4 (868.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, worse ford.mp4)

GET IN THE BUNKERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL AHHHH

 No.1689236

File: 1743104998476.jpg (77.82 KB, 517x650, 517:650, The Leaf.jpg)

>>1689234
TOTAL LEAF DEATH HE JUST DECLARED WAR YOU HEARD HIM

 No.1689237

>>1689234
oh yeah you fuckin canuck piece of shit?
i hope dup declares actual war on leafland so i can sign up and shoot canadians i hat them almost as much as i hat mexicans

 No.1689240

I just want good maple syrup

 No.1689246

File: 1743108499797.mp4 (69.64 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut ….mp4)

>>1689240
peanut butter is much healthier

 No.1689247

>>1689240
>>1689246
PROTIP:
put both of em, and a banana, in oatmeal
boom: actually stay full all day off of oatmeal and it tastes lik fucking candy its sick af

 No.1689254

>>1689228
That’s a tall hat y’all got there, padna.

 No.1689255

>>1689234
sounds like he said “licked paint”

 No.1689257

File: 1743109684175.mp4 (3.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, A FUCKING LEAF.mp4)

>>1689234
dukes up dougy you fat crackhead faggot

 No.1689261

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Declassified CIA files reveal psychic effort to locate the Ark of the Covenant

>In 1988, the CIA’s Project Sun Streak used psychic techniques to locate the Ark of the Covenant, employing “remote viewing” methods. The effort was part of a Cold War-era program exploring extrasensory perception.

>Remote Viewer No. 032 described the Ark as a wooden, gold and silver container with winged figures buried in the Middle East.
>Experts cautioned against interpreting the session as proof. They emphasized the need for physical evidence to substantiate claims.
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R001300180002-7.pdf

 No.1689263

>>1689234
>If they hurt us it's not us inflicting the pain
Such political backspeak lol I want this trade war so bad supermarkets in America already dumping Canadian products in the clearance bin while commie businesses are showcasing Canadian products in their windows
It's like they're shit testing themselves lmao

 No.1689264

File: 1743111368843.jpg (391.35 KB, 1669x2048, 1669:2048, ark viewing.jpg)

>>1689247
steel cut oats gang rep
>>1689261
tl;dr for not goin to cigay dawt gub

 No.1689266

>>1689240
you can find gud maple syrup made in amerigay just fine it's not like maple trees are exclusive to cantada

 No.1689268

File: 1743111905281-0.mp4 (5.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carnie trade.mp4)

File: 1743111905281-1.mp4 (3.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carnie trade1.mp4)

>>1689263
crazy how adjusting the spigot down a bit sets leafs and most of yourope's hair on fire
gud luck with all those socialized gibs >we were actually paying for, cuz if you shut em off its gonna be waaay worse

 No.1689270

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>>1689268
>we won't back down
yes you will lmao

 No.1689296

>>1689234
this is an invitation to kill canadians openly and freely

 No.1689299

>>1689264
>"… and explainations [sic] of what is accomplished by our project"
>explainations
the more you get exposed to 'super secret' whatever govt shit, the more you realized everyone is just as retarded as everyone else

 No.1689300

>>1689158
why isn't that trans xenomorph molesting minors???

 No.1689301

>>1689246
forgot about this vid
wonder wut she's up to now
can't wait to cum HARD to this again right after i work out

 No.1689302

>>1689246
this bitch is so fuckin hot

 No.1689303

>>1689246
>doesn't go for the PB
also lel the dog is autistic too

 No.1689308

>>1689299
yah the main thing that sets glowniggers apart from everyone else is how psychopathic they are. like you have to be a hollow shell of a person to do the evil shit they get up to

 No.1689351

File: 1743164159939.mp4 (15.69 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Building COLLAPSES as thou….mp4)

A magnitude 7.7 earthquake rocks Myanmar and Thailand, brought buildings down

 No.1689358

File: 1743167128349.mp4 (6.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carney.mp4)

lel one moar carney vid
this absolute faggot is hanging post it note affirmations in the mirror lik a 42 year old divorced whorb lmfao

 No.1689361

>>1689358
all >we wanted was for you to stop charging tariffs out the ass on our dairy, why did you make us do this
but whatever if it means that all the filthy leafs that made it their life's goal to shit up every politics thread have to pay $50 for half a gallon of milk then sure bring it on, day of the rake

 No.1689362

also that reminds me of that time my friend appeared on canadian television
>someone posted on /v/ that cbc kids was hosting some minecraft event and it would be streamed live, anyone can join
>i didn't play minecraft but my roommate did, show it to him
>he logs on with his deadpool skin in a server filled with children
>so many people were joining the server kept crashing
>watching the cbc steam on my phone, the very clearly autistic girl who was hosting it was on the verge of a breakdown
>friend gets back on and somehow gets ahold of a barrier block
>starts blocking everybody in spawn so they can't leave
>gets b&
>all this being broadcast across canadian national television
leafs deserve suffering

 No.1689364

>>1689358
>Canadians have agency
As their unpopular government installed a European in as their head honcho without a vote lmao

 No.1689366

lik if Carny was just there as an interim guy in name only i might have sympathy but the guy is literally a WEF asset who's only had Canadian citizenship for 6 months and he's trying to direct national policy like heem actually lived and worked there ffs

 No.1689367

>>1689366
if they keep being as rarted as they are the cuckservative party will probably win, so he would be interim

 No.1689370

>>1689261
i know who has the ark of the covenant
the houthis do. got it stuck in some cave somewhere in the desert so it wont get destroyed

 No.1689371

>>1689367
I think you underestimate how much Leafs will vote to cut off their own nose to spite their face.

 No.1689379

>>1689371
leafs will cut off their own nose so it will win

 No.1689384

File: 1743178829195.jpg (84.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, fuck bitches get money.jpg)

Musk to go to Wisconsin ahead of judicial race, hand out $1M checks

>Elon Musk plans to hand out two $1 million checks to voters in Wisconsin. He’ll be there Sunday, ahead of the state’s high-stakes Supreme Court race.

>Musk’s political action committee has already spent over $20 million to support conservative candidate Brad Schimel, who aims to regain control of the state’s Supreme Court after a 2023 victory by a more liberal judge.
>The billionaire’s recent actions, including offering money to voters and signing petitions, have drawn criticism, with opponents accusing him of attempting to buy votes and engaging in corrupt practices.

 No.1689396

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File: 1743184443984-1.png (167.79 KB, 798x814, 399:407, ClipboardImage.png)

anhero speedrun 100%

 No.1689397

>>1689366
da wiki says he was born in canada tho? Where are you guys getting that he ain't a canuck shitizen? He is indeed a central bwanker niggerfaggot however. Also got 85% of the vote, are all the jeets they imported allowed to vote?

 No.1689398

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>Hooters’ notorious “bikini nights” are set to be axed as the raunchy eatery attempts to avoid bankruptcy and be more family-friendly.
>“I’m calling it re-Hooterization,” Neil Kiefer, CEO of parent company HMC Hospitality Group

 No.1689400

>>1689398
make them wear burkas too so that muslims can enjoy their wings in peace

 No.1689412

>>1689384
bad bad-ger

 No.1689414

Ahhhh Friday night!

Time for some R & CR

 No.1689424

>>1689396
>Selling your steel company to a foreign adversary
>Carbon taxes
>Trying to decarbonate STEEL which is literally carbon and iron
>Unions
>All the eggs in one basket
Lot to unpack here and I don't even know where to begin lmao

 No.1689426

>>1689397
He was born in Canada and then his family moved to Europe/he has lived in Europe the majority of his life. He was in Europe until about 7 or 8 months ago.
>He was voted in
I always forget most cunts that claim they have "democracy" don't actually directly vote on their representatives but rather they vote party and then the party leadership decides who they want in charge. In any case there wasn't even a direct primary/caucus process he was just put in by party leadership.

 No.1689427

>>1689398
I just don't see this working unless they go Tilted Kilt and keep the outfits racy enough to drive in a crowd but tame enough that dads can bring their sons there. Even tilted kilt my classmates were bitching about a decade ago for being "demeaning to women."
And nah, that headline is bullshit it ain't the infamous bikini nights that killed 'em it was hiring niggers and uggos to be waitresses.

 No.1689430

literally just vote third party

 No.1689432

File: 1743206646986.jpg (258.41 KB, 750x725, 30:29, Third Party.jpg)

>>1689430
have fun with that budy

 No.1689433

>>1689430
thatd be funy
then theyd prolly all have to pretend its russia or somethin and save democracy™ by calling off the erection results. or maybe theyd go for the "its a dup proxy" cuz whoevers running would presumably be campaigning on the ezest meatball pitch in politics. amounts to basically just "be any less retarded/hysteric w dup than the lelbruhls".
ez win for whatever literal who tries for it

 No.1689434

>>1689433
nah im sekritly hopin the turbolefties break off into their own batshit insane party, or hijack an existing one and split the vote
free wins for decades

 No.1689436

>>1689432
>you're allowed to vote for whoever you want in a democracy
>no not like that!

fuck red vs blue

 No.1689439

>>1689430
>>1689432
>>1689436
are you talking about cantada or amerigay here? bc cantada has a parliament like a lotta yurocunts there's more than two parties involved in the gorbermint but unlike in amerigay the smaller parties are just "right/left but more" instead of full on tardical centrist like lolbergs

 No.1689440

shit i accidentally implied cantada is a yurocunt i meant they have similar set up to shitholes like pedophile island or germoney

 No.1689446

File: 1743210693791.png (243.25 KB, 520x388, 130:97, LUDICROUS JEW.png)

Fraudsters stole $100B in government funds, they just got away with it

>The statute of limitations for COVID-19 relief crimes expired March 27. Anyone who stole funds and hasn’t been charged will now go unpunished.

>The Government Accountability Office estimates fraudsters stole between $100 billion and $135 billion.
>The Department of Labor said only $5 billion has been recovered.

 No.1689455

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>>1689446
am i supposed to feel gud about tryin to be a honest guy T_____T

 No.1689456

>>1689433
Ha ha ha!
I, too, saw Romania

 No.1689461

File: 1743217657970.jpg (187.64 KB, 600x610, 60:61, GIAFN.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.1689494

Boomers naws:
>dup ends collective bargaining for federal administrative workers
>Senate introduces bill to end the TSA
>GOP moves to defund NPR
>Education secretary tells Newscum to abandon gender ideology or face defunding
>Three Texas Teens try to stab their mom to death over turning off wifi
>Judge backtracks on tranny ban, refuses to rescind it and says trannies are special snowflakes and have more rights than autistics

 No.1689495

>>1689494
>ending TSA
should i buy airline stonks? this might singlehandedly boost all of them if it happens

 No.1689511

File: 1743258722620.jpg (221.59 KB, 1240x786, 620:393, trash home.jpg)

State Department formally dismantles USAID after court overturns block

>The Trump administration officially shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) after an appellate court overturned a lower court’s ruling. Secretary of State Marco Rubio cited inefficiency and fiscal irresponsibility as reasons for the closure.

>The State Department will assume most of USAID’s functions, with the administration aiming to focus foreign assistance programs on benefiting American citizens.
>Opponents argue the closure weakens U.S. relationships with foreign allies. Meanwhile, the administration highlighted alleged wasteful spending on projects like diversity initiatives in Serbia and a DEI musical in Ireland.

 No.1689529

>>1689511
>weakens U.S. relationships with foreign allies
p sure the DIE and general meddling/toppling of other cunts' governments was doing that already. at least now >we might get some actual infrastructure work done unless it just gets funneled to piss hell

 No.1689534

>>1689495
>end tsa
>buy airline stocks
does your cranium give you headaches?

 No.1689540

>>1689534
would getting rid of a huge pointless annoyance during air travel not have an impact on airline stocks?
sure i get fuckin headaches and im a dumb retard shit eater you mind explaining i was asking because i don't know not because i'm super sure otherwise i wouldn't have

 No.1689541

File: 1743272319251.gif (73.08 KB, 112x112, 1:1, groovy terrorist.gif)

>Senate introduces bill to end the TSA
terrorbros we are feasting

 No.1689543

like why is the tsa even necessary all you need is xray machines and metal detectors not have some angry nogs yelling and telling you to take your shoes off and then somehow letting a bunch of shit slip through anyway

 No.1689545

>get called a retard
>spankees get 3 home runs in a row
fuck this

 No.1689549

if my moon phase prediction is correct hortlerfag will have another rageposting session between monday and tuesday
let us see

 No.1689551

>>1689534
>>1689540
this is why you don't give compliments on the internet

 No.1689553

>>1689549
if he's the same nog as the nog who's been haunting smug he's already begun

 No.1689554

>>1689541
They can't stop them 80-90% of the time already from audits. The airports would be responsible for handling their own security, but it would all be private so they could get sued out the ass for groping women and shit.

 No.1689556

>>1689495
Airline stonks will see an initial dip from the news if it passes, buy then. If it don't dip then it's not trustworthy and someone is manipulating stonks. After the dip it'll shoot up in a few years unless they fuck up and get sued to oblivion for letting some nig nig someone's panties like they do right now

 No.1689557

>>1689549
the only sperg is (You) shaddap and get back to trukr or MLB

 No.1689560

>>1689549
>everyone who gets mildly upset at being called stupid is the spicler
shut the fuck up moron youre every but as responsible for the board being shat up a week ago as him
>>1689556
that's what i was wondering there's no way you do anything to an organization that literally gatekeeps the airports without it affecting stocks

 No.1689562

>>1689557
>>1689560
take it easy budy im just making an observation

 No.1689563

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Satanic Black Mass at Kansas Capitol building ends in four arrests

>Four people, including the leader of a group of self-described satanists, were arrested Friday after the group held a Black Mass at the Kansas Statehouse in Topeka. The event was met with several hundred counter-protesters, one of whom was punched by Satanic Grotto leader Michael Stewart when he tried pulling a script from Stewart’s hands.

>The Satanic Grotto had initially obtained a permit to hold its demonstration inside the Statehouse, but Gov. Laura Kelly later moved the event outside following public backlash.
>The event was meant to highlight the separation of church and state, as well as what the Satanic Grotto considers the state’s favoritism toward Christians, who regularly hold prayers and worship meetings inside the government building.

 No.1689564

File: 1743278340183-0.mp4 (17.76 MB, 672x848, 42:53, IMG_4267.MP4)

File: 1743278340183-1.jpg (276.87 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, IMG_20250329_145800_986.jpg)

>Powerful 7.7 quake rocks Myanmar and Thailand and kills more than 150 people
>>1689563
pic related was at that thang

 No.1689578

File: 1743286464277.jpg (79.36 KB, 833x833, 1:1, LIVE FROM THE SCENE.jpg)

OFFCICAL /SP/ALIPHATE RESPONSE

 No.1689586

File: 1743290880210-0.png (19.59 KB, 489x235, 489:235, lol.png)

File: 1743290880211-1.gif (959.62 KB, 220x231, 20:21, 433.gif)

kirtaner is finally going to prison

 No.1689594

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United States Unseals Charges for Theft of Texas Republican Party Data

For Immediate Release

>U.S. Attorney's Office, Western District of Texas

>AUSTIN, Texas – The Department of Justice announced the unsealing of charges against Canadian national Aubrey Cottle, 37, of Oshawa, Ontario, in connection with the theft of data relating to the Texas Republican Party in 2021. Canadian authorities arrested Cottle on Wednesday and are pursuing charges under Canadian law.

>A criminal complaint filed in the Western District of Texas alleges Cottle gained unauthorized access to a third-party hosting company’s computer system to deface and download a backup of Texas Republican Party’s web server, which contained personal identifying information. The information was distributed and made available for download online. Cottle allegedly claimed responsibility for the attack on social media. A search of Cottle’s electronic devices revealed he was in possession of the data stolen from the Texas Republican Party.


>Cottle has been charged with unlawfully transferring, possessing, or using a means of identification with the intent to commit, or aid or abet, or in connection with, unlawful activity under state or federal law. If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of five years in prison.


>Acting U.S. Attorney Margaret Leachman for the Western District of Texas made the announcement.


>The FBI Austin Cyber Task Force is investigating the case, with valuable assistance from the Ontario Provincial Police and the Durham Regional Police Service.


>Assistant U.S. Attorney G. Karthik Srinivasan is prosecuting the case. The Justice Department’s Office of International Affairs also provided significant assistance.


>A complaint is merely an allegation, and the defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdtx/pr/united-states-unseals-charges-theft-texas-republican-party-data
lmao what a faggot, bubba gonna enjoy his company with that faggy hairdo of his

 No.1689595

File: 1743295534235.mp4 (4.11 MB, 640x670, 64:67, rip bozo packwatch.mp4)

>>1689586
higher quality

 No.1689605

>>1689586
>A fucking leaf
Heh always is

 No.1689617

rtarded or fall guy??

 No.1689631


 No.1689654

>>1689586
were the gay NYT articles worth it kirt?

 No.1689657

>>1689617
kirt was 420s admin
hes kind of just a drug-addled loser tbph. his big "claim to fame", other than creating one of the only successful 4chins offshoots, has been bragging to the MSM since a few yrs back that heem was 1337 hax0rman lik 15yrs ago cuz 420 used to host ra/i/ds for a bit in late 00s

kirt being a blowhard attentionwhorb is well-documented, so if i had to hazard a guess, theyre prolly just trying to put the squeeze on him and get him to squeal on his more careful associates who dont go on twatter to post about their epic US govt hax shenanigans as if its difficult to play a fucking confidence trick on some, presumably, literal boomer at the texas GOP. i could do that shit ffs and i hardly know how to change CSS without breaking everything

 No.1689667

>>1689556
>>1689495
i'd watch the trade wars regardless of tsa news, stonks aint got much reason to green if consoomer spending takes a hit for a bit (it will)
tsa bill wouldnt end it til 2026 anyway while they shift to private or state sec

 No.1689670

>>1689617
This will tell you all you need to know
https://edramatica.com/Kirtaner

 No.1689685

lowest common denominator leftists are absolutely losing it lmao
this mkultra shit is off the fucking rails
https://www.wral.com/video/on-cam-tesla-driver-attacked-on-road/21936007/

 No.1689688

File: 1743360303561.mp4 (14.39 MB, 960x540, 16:9, On cam: Tesla driver attac….mp4)

>>1689685
very sane people

 No.1689690

>consoom teslas to own the libs
is clownworld officially at the stage?

 No.1689691

>>1689690
'Yes' (no)

 No.1689693

>>1689688
so funny seeing the biggest losers on the planet
as if driving a cavalier in the 90s wasnt bad enough
imagine driving one of the worst cars of that decade in CY+10

 No.1689694

>>1689690
uhoh can already feel the tesla hating spergottry incoming

 No.1689695

>>1689688
>non-cutoff jean shorts
always thought that was more of a redumblican thang tbh
i guess thangs are gettin kinda blurry what w all the milquetoast lefties going full dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed cuz the tv man said so

 No.1689696

hi. new here :)
do the vibe/dildo reviews go in this thread or should i make a different one?

 No.1689698

>>1689694
youre the one that flips the fuck every time but whatever makes you feel better

 No.1689699

lik do you rally think >we just forgot the past couple weeks or that time you went on a homo fapfic rampage about it?

 No.1689700

File: 1743362393097.jpg (54.97 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Future Mass Shooter.jpg)

if you complain about teslas or people that complain about teslas past this point you are a homosexual

 No.1689701

>>1689700
true^^

 No.1689702

heh
got em

 No.1689703

TIME PARADOX

 No.1689704

>>1689700
nothing can stop someone who lusts after balding sissy hole this much, not even being called gay
regardless the tesla opinion flip flop from these people is wild like less than 4 years ago these same types were getting red in the face trying to shill electric cars including teslas but now it's nazism to have one
it's a strong argument for bringing back voter tests because people this temperamental and easily manipulated shouldn't have a say in anything

 No.1689705

>>1689704
thats not fair tho cuz then the actual retarded ppl will get fucked out of being able to vote just cuz some """normal""" ppl decided to have a tardout

 No.1689707

its lik blackface, but for being rarted

 No.1689708

>>1689688
this is why we need national stand your ground/castle doctrine laws so that people can solve this problem au naturale with the final solution

 No.1689709

>>1689695
Lefties have been doing the whole
>Hello fellow human beings
shit for a while now. I got one who kept gossiping about our coworkers like that was something normal people did so I started playing anisong and death metal when filing paperwork to break his brain since he's latched onto my like an STD

 No.1689710

>>1689696
Given the sperges in this thread you should post them here budi

 No.1689712

>>1689705
I'm pretty sure a captcha would unironically remove those sorts of voters, even the simple "click all the food items that are sweet" or "click all the images containing horses" ones.
Retards have less issues solving them than people with brain problems.

 No.1689723

File: 1743369682076.png (154.79 KB, 660x1443, 220:481, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689710
forget all the thrusting lifelike dragon dildos, and all their nipple-sucking meme-attachments too
literally all you need right here
find me a girl that hasnt at least owned one of these in her career
PROTIP: you cant

dont buy into the lies propagated big-dildo
if you need more, youre just being an whorb

 No.1689725

🇵🇪 An Indigenous community in Peru has built one of the largest informal copper mines in the world. Annual revenue: $300 million

It’s not entirely legal, yet its copper flows to top commodity traders.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2025-copper-conflict-peru-indigenous-mining/

https://archive.ph/aPAA4

 No.1689726

File: 1743371048724-0.mp4 (3.35 MB, 640x1138, 320:569, VID_20250330_131855_631.mp4)

File: 1743371048724-1.mp4 (3.35 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Q8cmt_kv3eWm8MlZ.mp4)

now with video

 No.1689728

the National Review in australia will pay you 6 mil dollars if you can prove the germans killed 6 mil yids
ez money aint it

 No.1689737

>>1689696
post tits whore

 No.1689738

>>1689700
fuck tesla, run by a literal oligarch turning the country into russia as you faggots stan for him

 No.1689739

>>1689726
>Vid2
That went about 42 seconds longer than it needed to.

 No.1689740

>>1689738
Fuck Tesla because Eron is a snake oil salesman, but also not even close lol

 No.1689741

>>1689709
play balkan turbofolk, shits guaranteed to turn your brain into mush after hearing the same indistinguishable song for the 10th time

 No.1689742

>>1689740
>>1689738
aaaaand heres the spergottry 😒

 No.1689744

>>1689741
That's probably got a lot to do with Islamic influence than anything else tbh

 No.1689745

>>1689742
You didn't even post in the MLB thread shaddap

 No.1689746

>>1689712
just have them beat the cupman intro level under a minute or something

 No.1689747

>>1689741
the CS bandit theme is literally a parody of turbofolk, and yet somehow manages to far surpass the entire rest of the genre

 No.1689748

>>1689747
Gopnik stronk

 No.1689751

>>1689022
would

error posting
error posting
error posting

 No.1689754

File: 1743378752816.jpg (45.62 KB, 460x459, 460:459, 8 Years.jpg)

Trump’s ‘not joking’ about potential 3rd term, despite constitutional barriers

>President Donald Trump maintains he’s serious about running for a third term, suggesting there are methods to bypass constitutional limits. He does say it’s too early to discuss details.

>Legal expert Derek Muller points out that if Trump is ineligible for a third term under the 22nd Amendment, he would also be ineligible to serve as vice president, according to the 12th Amendment.
>Steve Bannon, in a March 22 interview, confirmed efforts are underway to explore ways for Trump to seek a third term, with plans to make public announcements in the coming months.

 No.1689757

File: 1743381066625.png (189.29 KB, 1180x1668, 295:417, OAMERICADEATHT.png)

say it with me folks
DEATH
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DEATH TO AMERICA
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DEATHTOAMERICA
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MERICADEATHTOA
ERICADEATHTOAM
RICADEATHTOAME
ICADEATHTOAMER
CADEATHTOAMERI
ADEATHTOAMERIC

 No.1689789

File: 1743403288705.mp4 (1.4 MB, 464x848, 29:53, IMG_0291.MP4)

pokemon go to the riots

 No.1689837

File: 1743434608936.jpg (28.86 KB, 600x400, 3:2, le peen.jpg)

ladies and gentleman, we got her

 No.1689846

File: 1743437993280.mp4 (38.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, aj yook update.mp4)

aj does decent segments when he stop sperging

 No.1689854

File: 1743438772163.png (2.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, soldier and demoman defend….png)

Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.

>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.
only 6'0" 200lb tomboys will be allowed from now on

 No.1689898

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last july i guess, completely missed it tho

 No.1689909

>>1689846
Always has, spro.

 No.1689910

Boomers news:
>dup threatens to nuke Iran unless they sign a nuclear deal with America
>dup floats 20% global tariff after realizing just how much shit's fucked
>Hegseth to require men and women to meet the same PT standards moving forward
>58% of voters still approve of dup's deportation program
>Chinese government blocked Hong Kong firm from selling the Panama Canal to BlackRock
<Hong Kong firm told them it's too late the deal was already approved weeks ago
<Hong Kong firm disappeared overnight for antitrust and Chink government says they never existed so how could they sign a deal on behalf of the Chinese people?
>Seattle had a nearly 50 million dollar payroll deficit
>US unofficially declares war on Yemen to bolster their Saudi affiliates, says it's for Yidsrael

 No.1689914

>>1689854
Well at least they won't have to worry about the soliders fucking each other no more ayyy

 No.1689917

>>1689909
ya but he's been off the rails for awhile
dont blame him i prob would've tapped out but glad to see hes getting fit and refocusing
crowns his if he takes it and heem def earned it

 No.1689919

File: 1743461886472.mp4 (11.44 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Ben Folds Five - Battle Of….mp4)

>>1689910
>Hong Kong firm disappeared overnight for antitrust and Chink government says they never existed
ck hutchinson? link me? also
>blackcock v bugs

 No.1689925

>>1689919
>link me
yee sure
https://nypost.com/2025/03/31/business/china-blocks-23b-sale-of-panama-canal-ports-to-blackrock/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-31/ck-hutchison-shares-fall-as-li-ka-shing-mulls-ports-deal-delay
Chink government isn't literally saying they didn't existed but is saying the deal that was already signed can't go through because the company is under investigation, was being hyperbolic.

 No.1689941

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this concludes the month of /sp/arch

 No.1689947

Apparently dup going after ticket scalpers. Only ticket scalpers, not the rest of the scalpers of the online world.

 No.1689948

>>1689910
>inb4 wwiii
lol Seattle I wonder if that’s the first step to them going bankrupt.

 No.1689968

>>1689837
a damocles sword to ensure she either obeys the eu establishment or gets georgescu'ed

>>1689854
depends on whether the new standard is uniformly raised or lowered

>>1689925
>already signed
not quite
article says it was meant to be signed this week but is now "paused"

 No.1689974

>>1689968
From everything I've read it was already signed. That "this week" shit is the Chink propaganda to justify trying to disappear CK Hutchinson because they still needed to do some formalities.
tbh there's a Chink /k/nigger here on spee who gets asshurt every time anything negative about Chinr comes out so while I try to play nice I've also had it up to here with Chinese Communist Party shills who try to defend the yellow monkeys

 No.1689979

>>1689974
did you even read the article you posted?
>The deal — spearheaded by BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, a longtime Trump confidante — called for an agreement to be signed by April 2

 No.1689981

>>1689974
>waah the deal was already signed
who cares faggot
drumpf tried to strongarm china and got btfoed
maybe u should read up on the mandate of heaven before u fuck wit a real ass nigga like xi

 No.1689986

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File: 1743492450046-1.jpg (55.98 KB, 840x546, 20:13, frog polls.jpg)

>>1689968
what damocles sword?? this is her gettin georgescued right now
while leading the polls too

 No.1690000

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talibros gettin sum RESPEK from pocnar

https://nypost.com/2025/03/31/world-news/moscow-moves-to-pull-taliban-off-terrorist-list-after-putin-calls-extremist-group-a-trusted-ally/
https://archive.ph/9QfnH

 No.1690001

>p much the entire western world is now just openly not bothering with fair elections
wow i sure am glad democracy is "being protected" lmao

 No.1690006

UK police arrest parents who criticized their child’s school in WhatsApp group

>Police in the U.K. arrested Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine in January after the couple criticized their child’s school in emails and a WhatsApp group. The school had alerted police to the couple’s communication, which was deemed upsetting.

>The parents, who had been banned from the school for questioning leadership appointments, continued to send emails regarding their disabled daughter’s education.
>After 11 hours in custody, police released the couple, later stating insufficient evidence for further action. The parents called the experience dystopian, as the allegations were never fully explained.

 No.1690009

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to that one fag whos raly pro-ruskie:
what do you think actually happened to prigozhin? did he actually ded in that plane crash? did he body double it so he can do the MGSV plot irl?
what do you think happened to him? whats the avg ruskie conspiracy?

youd think hed just be ded, cuz putin wants u ded, which generally means ur ded. but hes also the kinda guy who unironically had all the resources needed to pull a switcheroo and just be chillin in the congo somewhere rn, wearing a wig and colonizin sum junglebooty

 No.1690011

lik, after the coup, wasnt wagner gonna be disbanded? they didnt even get punished after killing lik a dozen pilots in that coup
not only no punishment, but theyre more active than ever nowadays. they never left ukraine, and they just basically took back over libya the other day while no one was paying attention, and they own tons of gold/gem mines and oil fields across the sahel. about the only place theyve decreased is in the congo, cuz they got pushed out of goma and the surrounding state, and syria cuz duh

so how do they still exist?
are they just indie now? they have enough money and fuel and weapons that its just outer heaven already? idgi

 No.1690017

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>>1690000
numbers confirm

 No.1690020

>>1690001
This is why I can't be bothered when spartman bitches about rule of law
it's like y'know >we haven't had rule of law in a long time and the CIAniggers are having this big of a global temper tantrum over having to maybe cede a little power and shut up for half a decade

 No.1690021

>>1690009
Oh 100% Putin killed him and I'm still salty about it. Normally he could bullshit his way outta that stuff but general consensus in Russia is that Poutine went out of his way to make sure he was dead and stayed died. I wish he pulled the ladyboy prank and moved to Africa but heem dead spro

 No.1690022

>>1690011
They "couped" in a way where nobody rally got shot or killed so it was egg on poutine's fries. He couldn't rally go after them for domestic disturbance since the civilians supported Prigozhin, Wagner basically just packed their bags and went to Moscow to be heard and Putin freaked tf out and started throwing military reserves every which way to block them at which point they were like "wtf really?" and went home. All they were doing was complaining about Shoigu fucking with 'em but Gerasimov/Shoigu were loyal shills for Poutine so Gravy Fries man had to take their side in that slapfight.

>so how do they still exist?

When you throw that much egg there is no way to kill 'em in slavland without sparking internal conflict so they were incorporated into the military. All their commanders were either forcefully retired or made into military dogs by force. Russia has a history of private mercs who did a gud jerb getting military accolades and their machismo culture demands respect for openly pissing on political leadership when you have the power to not be killed on the spot. Russian citizens have a decent amount of rights so long as they can rulesfag in court to remind judges to give them their rights, for instance conscription is illegal so the only way you get conscripted is by being an idiot or rally poor since you can rulesfag your way out of it and they'll just grab someone else to fill your slot.
But yeah they got turned into military dogs and their PR team got axed and the old commanders all retired or suicided since Russia still needed the group and Russian parliament thought the coup was fucking hilarious, so only Putin and the military leadership were crybabies about it.

 No.1690023

File: 1743514296913.webm (9.46 MB, 408x720, 17:30, wagner autism convoy.webm)

>>1690021
idk you pull a coup against your "democratic" leader and he says "drop ur guns and i promise i will let you live", if ur stupid enough to believe that at face value you kinda deserve to be expected in the wreckage
that fukn sperg convoy was funny as shit though, just some guy REEEing all the way to moscow and all putler had to do was raise some bridges to stop him

 No.1690025

>>1690023
Wagner makes Russia a LOT of fucking money in Apefrica and let them cover up deaths in Jewkraine. Comes back to the civilians rights shit spro. They went after the heads of the organization and neutered them but they can't just outright kill them. Only reason Putin gets away with killing oligarchs is because everyone fucking hates them but people like Wagner, and Wagner makes a lot of fucking money for Russia.

They got incorporated into the military and the machismo was rewarded, but you'll notice the old commanders mostly mysteriously died in combat and the remaining old commanders have lips tighter than a loli cunny.

 No.1690039

cuckchan has a good prank going
all boards are turning into 50% random like us

 No.1690042

>>1690022
>rulesfag
>highly corrupt country
I'm finding it pretty hard to believe this isn't a "pick one" kinda situation

 No.1690048

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File: 1743527069278-1.mp3 (12.13 MB, 09 Panzerkampf.mp3)

Germany activates 5,000 troops on NATO’s eastern flank

>Germany activated its first permanent foreign military deployment since World War II, sending a 5,000-strong armored brigade to bolster NATO’s eastern flank. The deployment responds to Russia’s war in Ukraine and aims to help protect NATO territory.

>German forces will operate from temporary facilities until they move into a permanent base in 2027.
>The move fulfills a 2023 pledge to reinforce NATO’s eastern flank in response to Russia’s war in Ukraine.
into the motherland the german army marched
>tank has a license plate

 No.1690052

>>1690042
Heavily corrupt societies usually have heavy rulesfag bureaucratic cultures, the two go hand-in-hand unless you're South American. Russians are infamous internationally for using law and legalese to lawyer into doing the most insane/fucked up shit, their students get entire courses around it in high school if they aren't on the retard gopnik route lol

 No.1690053

>>1690048
>tank has a license plate
Anyone got that greentext of the bundeswehrfag who got prison time because he was stationed on guard duty and a schoolbus passed by while he was holding his rifle?

 No.1690062

>>1690052
unless poor people are successfully using the rules to get off the tail's wagging your dog

 No.1690072

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 No.1690075

>>1690072
not a ryder truk so not terror

 No.1690076

>>1690072
>Penske
Aren't those the niggers who have their trucks set to auto-deactivate when near large events?

 No.1690084

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Bondi orders death penalty in Mangione case, calls CEO shooting ‘assassination’
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By Kalé Carey (Anchor), William Jackson (Producer), Jake Larsen (Video Editor)

>Federal prosecutors will seek the death penalty against Luigi Mangione, who allegedly shot and killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in a premeditated attack. Attorney General Pam Bondi approved the decision as part of President Donald Trump’s renewed federal execution policy.

>The shooting happened in December 2024 outside a Manhattan hotel, where Thompson was attending a corporate event.
>Mangione allegedly planned the attack for months and expressed anti-insurance views in a notebook recovered after his arrest.
why they want to kill weegee

 No.1690086

>>1690084
>allegedly shot
<death penalty
If it wasn’t in the open it is now.

 No.1690087

>>1690084
damn weegees fukn cooked. better get to writin budy, ur story only has so much time to get out to DAP EOPLE

 No.1690089

>>1690084
Ah yeah, let's make a martyr out of the guy, that will definitely quell the masses looking up to him for doing the needful.
TOTAL CEONIGGER DEATH!

 No.1690090

>>1690084
i mean
was anyone rly expecting anything different?
they were obv gonna try to de-incentivize having ppl assassinate ppl. and for p obv fucking reasons, given who it is thats pres rn

 No.1690091

>>1690089
yea thats actually prolly part of the plan
get all the schizos to jump at once
then u pull the rug out from under em

 No.1690093

>>1690091
>schitzos
yah bc only the mentally ill hate ceos and health insurance companies for fucking everyone in the ass for decades

 No.1690096

>>1690091
Budy you don't have to be a schizo to hate health insurance CEOs. Nobody is saying go whack the guy running the steel mill or hanging the district manager for X chain of restaurants. It's almost always a specific type of company, typically those involved in medical or finance.

 No.1690100

>>1690072
APRIL FOOLS!!

:^)

er'postan herr kommandant

 No.1690104

>>1690096
>>1690093
lel you absolutely do have to be schizo to think that the best possible thing for you to do, in almost any situation but most certainly because of personal opinions on insurance companies is to go try and gun someone down in the street in one of the most CCTV-infested hellholes on earth
you guys can cry about it all you want, but it was p fuckin obvious from the moment the feds had his face on cam that the dude was gonna fry

 No.1690106

>>1690104
Oy vey Dr. Shekelstein make sure those filthy goy know to keep in their stinkin' holes, shabat shalom!

 No.1690110

>>1690106
yah ok dude why dont you just go DELET someone then, if its such a noble aspiration?
oh whats that?
you dont wanna cuz youre not actually a fucking schizo retard and dont wanna rot in jail 4eva?
gud. stay that way. youll live longer. ideally, outside of federal prison.
throwing your life away for "le cause" is literally always schizo shit.

 No.1690116

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some nigger broke the filibusta record
pic unrelated

 No.1690122

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>>1690116
didn't think anyone would beat strom
rest in power king

 No.1690123

>Immediately following the speech, deliberations on Matthew Whittaker's nomination to serve as ambassador of NATO resumed on the Senate floor, with the Senate confirming his nomination later that evening 52–45.
cool so it was as politically useful as folding laundry

 No.1690124

like at some fucking point you just need to stop for two seconds and realize "maybe being a passive-aggressive jackass over anything and everything is not the way forward for dap arty"
>I rise tonight with the intention of disrupting the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able.
that alone should get you thrown the fuck out, admitting you're just going to waste time because cheeto hitler bad
what a fucking loser

 No.1690126

>>1689986
damn, i thought the sentence wasnt decided yet
says it can be still be appealed though so my point kinda stands
on one hand i kinda support this because womyn have no place in politics and she has basically already ruined her father's party, turning it into yet another generic yuropin zionist center-right party. on the other hand tho, its clear this is politically motivated because there have been other cases of fraud which were not punished nearly as severely.

>>1690116
usaid has no official "diplomats"

 No.1690128

File: 1743556693652.png (3.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

this fucking retard is really pissing me off now
you didn't even know wisconsin existed until last fucking year, now you're wearing a fucking cheesehead and trying to bribe voters like its fucking africa or some SEA shithole
go shovel cowshit for a while, then we can talk

 No.1690129

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>>1690104
luigi did nothing wrong

 No.1690130

1690110 is gonna live in the pod, eat the bugs, and let the office chad fuck his wife because he's afraid to make a fuss
he's probably, and may allah forgive me for using this word, a britbong

 No.1690132

>>1690130
there's a difference between standing up to someone's bullshit and fucking killing them and luigi went with the latter
not saying the ceo didn't deserve it, but death is a last resort option for a reason

 No.1690139

multibillion conglomerates officially on the same level as schoolyard bullies
you heard it here first folks

 No.1690141

File: 1743560731182.png (324.08 KB, 1000x891, 1000:891, Ita Consider.png)

>>1690110
I just haven't found a personal target worthy of enacting justice on yet. There is no mental compunction stopping me from murdering someone other than a fear of god since I know I can get away with it if I really wanted someone dead.

 No.1690143

>>1690132
There is a difference between standing up to some fag who threw a slurpee at your truck and going up against some Persian kang who thinks he's immortal while he murders your mum. The latter will only know fear when he remembers his mortality. That's why these CEOs are begging daddy Trump to death penalty since they are shaking in their boots at the prospect of peasant uprisings.

 No.1690145

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>>1690132
Luigi must have thought it was a last resort option, seeing as how he tried other methods to right the wrongs before hand. I imagine most people do. Your argument is invalid at this point, you proved it invalid with that post. Is the moon doing da thang again? Seems like someone getting testy, have a nice glass of pic related and mellow out budy

 No.1690150

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woah wtf
elons actually based as fuck

 No.1690151

>>1690116
lies. stupid nigger booker couldn't hope to beat the CHAMP
because the champ's cause was RIGHTEOUS
>However, he still has a little way to go to beat the all-time record, which was set by a filibuster designed to prevent the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1957, when Senator Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes.

 No.1690152

>Chuck Schumer then took a moment to mark the accomplishment. “Do you know how proud this caucus is of you?” he asked Booker, as Senators applauded. “Do you know how proud America is of you?
>do you know how proud america is of you?
holy fuck these faggots
kill politicians
kill them all

 No.1690159

>>1690141
you wouldnt get away with it.. you cant even stop yourself from pre-bragging about it on the internet you retard

 No.1690177

>>1690159
Been working overtime to make your bogus full moon hypothesis come true after it got shot outta the water I see. Bet you ride a fixie bike.

 No.1690184

>>1690141
>There is no mental compunction stopping me from murdering someone
yah i know
thats called "being an nigger"
ya dumb nigger

 No.1690187

>>1690145
he didnt try shit
he decided, in his early 20s, that it was time for him to fucking die. cuz he was just that hopeless
and it turns out, he was hopeless, since his lone-wolf flailings have done precisely fuck all to change how private insurance cos in the US work. now he gets to sit in a concrete box until they kill him
the end

 No.1690188

>some fag itt is upset a corrupt asshole ceo got killed and is crying skitzo
didnt think spartmen were such bootlickers

 No.1690189

>>1690188
go kill someone then ya fuckin pussy
christ, i didnt realize >we had accumulated so many low-hanging fruit schizo blowhards

 No.1690190

>>1690189
no lmao calm down retard youre having a bootlick hissy fit over people being glad a mario bro killed a ceo
lik are you one of the ded guys family members or something? if so your relative was a piece of shit and luigi did the right thing

 No.1690196

>>1690177
not him that was me
also you're retarded lmao

 No.1690198

happy liberation day budys
do you feel liberated yet?

 No.1690200

Liberal declared Wisconsin Supreme Court winner in Musk/Soros proxy fight

>Liberal candidate Susan Crawford defeated Elon Musk-backed Brad Schimel in a high-stakes election. Crawford secured a 10-year term and shifted control of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, which could influence cases like redistricting and abortion laws.

>The race became the most expensive judicial election in U.S. history, with over $100 million spent, including $24 million from Musk supporting Schimel and $2 million from Democratic donor George Soros backing Crawford.
>Both candidates leveraged their opponents’ billionaire supporters in campaign ads, with Crawford celebrating her victory as a triumph over Musk and Schimel labeling her as aligned with Soros and other liberal figures.
good job you bumbling retard
couldn't even bribe people enough

 No.1690201

>>1690200
fuck man i hope this retard keeps his nose out of virginia's election

 No.1690206

>>1690201
winsome winning would be so fukn funny
first black gubnor and conservative? watch the left go full kkk when "their own" goes against da rules

 No.1690210

>>1690206
yah man at this point i'm just in it for the laffs. gun laws are really the only thing i care about and even then once i get my own garage i wont care i'll build what i god damn please. virginia is gay af never come here unless you wanna walk around some civil war parks or some shit

 No.1690212

>>1690210
budy i lived in hampton roads for 9 years and hated every second of it
went to visit friends there last year and quickly remembered how much i hated it

 No.1690215

>>1690200
To be fair Wisconsin is so blue they don't know the difference between a vagina and a gaping wound.

 No.1690222

>>1690215
no, wisconsin is red all over except for the tumors known as dane county (madison) and milwaukee. madison alone has more fucking demonrats per capita than just about anywhere else in the cunt

 No.1690249

>>1690187
>imagining anyone in this cunt who isn’t a billionaire can change anything
idk whos trolling who anymore and honestly dont think yous guise do either

 No.1690262

DAS RITE >WE LICK RICH COCKS HERE MMMMMMMMMMM ELON MORE LIKE ELONGATE MY SISSY CLITTY IF IT WASN'T IN A CAGE PRAISE CEOS N SHIIIIIIEEEEEET

 No.1690269

so i guess dup b& venezuelan oil, not just from US, but anyone who wants to buy US shit w out extra tariffs
so thatll hurt

youd think at some point maduro would b lik "hey maybe having our economy be ~98% oil is a bad idea or somethin" but nahhhh. just let the cunt collapse again, itll b fiiiiiine

 No.1690273

My Pillow guy planning run against Walz for his governor seat lmao

 No.1690275

File: 1743626360480.png (552.66 KB, 720x783, 80:87, HEIL PILLOW.png)

>>1690273
the saviour of democracy

 No.1690276

>>1690273
hell win too
all hail der pillow fuhrer

 No.1690277

i heard the pillows kinda suck tho

 No.1690278

>>1690277
i don't really like them, i have a cooling memory foam pillow that's way better

 No.1690280

>>1690278
its a gud idea tho
just keep erecting random minor tv celebrities. get the flex tape guy in there too.
but its p clear theyre all 10x more qualified for the job than any career politicians

 No.1690282

>>1690276
doubt it
minisoda has been running state maga candidates for years and they keep getting btfo
i think walz would lose if they just ran a cuckservative

 No.1690286

File: 1743630929520.mp4 (2.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, grillmaster.mp4)

>>1690280
rally think this guy is unqualified?

 No.1690287

File: 1743631142576.png (172.28 KB, 400x595, 80:119, Gasman.png)

>>1690286
>uhhh it's just wrong ok cuz we said it's wrong ok oy vey stop asking antisemitic questions
i hate this rate more than you can ever imagine

 No.1690292

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 No.1690296

>>1690292
>UK 10%
looks lik keir knows how to suck dick when no ones looking
i bet

 No.1690297

>>1690292
chinkosphere finna boutta be MOGGED
>china 67%
>nam 90%
>cambodia 97%
thats gonna fuckin HURT
china is not in a position rn to be eating those kindsa tariffs on its biggest customer

 No.1690301

>>1690297
How’s this shit work anyways?

t. Clueless

 No.1690302

>>1690292
>33% Israel
literally anaddah shoah

 No.1690303

>>1690301
for everything they want to bring into the cunt they have to pay X% of the value of the goods to da gubmint
i think

 No.1690304

>>1690302
those tariffs just go straight back to them lmao

 No.1690309

>>1690296
10% minimum tarrif if its reciprocal if i understand it right

 No.1690311

>>1690303
Thx, that’s what the guys at work keep saying. I know a guy saying how America has gone into recession when they do that too. idk things seem as stupid as ever around here

 No.1690316

>>1690311
He's not wrong but he's also fearmongering. It's less of a housing market collapse kind of recession and more of a "your chink Chinesium goods will become expensive so people will buy less crap" sort of recession. Necessities will remain relatively cheap and poor people won't be affected, but people who rely on skimming the margins off trade between cunts and stockbros will prolly get fucked.

 No.1690317

Actually that doesn't even really describe it properly.
The R word is scawwy to debtors because it means there's a risk of deflationary effect
Deflation benefits poor people but hurts financiers
People who bought houses or stonks at incredibly inflated prices are fucked while those who bought using spare cash will see the value go down but relative to everything else dropping in value

 No.1690321

okay boys i got one comin

 No.1690323

>>1690301
Basically the blue/white number is what those cunts' gubmints charge American goods entering their cunt, and the yellow/orange number is what we're gonna charge for their shit coming into our cunt. Pretty big for Chinr since that fucks up not only them but their proxies (Vietnam, Cambodia, presumably Myanmar) too.

 No.1690325

>>1690177
i legitimately have no fucking clue what you're talking about

 No.1690326

>>1690188
go cry about musk, rule of law, and the memetruk some more, faggot

 No.1690328

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🇺🇸🇨🇳 A successful tariff wall is set to slow growth (https://archive.ph/OzFYq), but the downturn begins with a dollar liquidity crisis in China and ends with a crash in the US as funding pressures ricochet throughout the global banking system. Because they've historically run a large trade surplus with American consumers, Chinese banks have accumulated a large base of Eurodollars, with trade serving as their chief source of dollar funding. The tariff wall appears to target China, which will throttle the flow of Eurodollar deposits to the mainland, worsening offshore dollar funding stresses.

The payment chain is the supply chain in reverse. Since the trade war began just before Covid, China has successfully evaded US duties and kept the dollars flowing through entrepot trade via Mexico, ASEAN, and other countries, continuing to funnel goods to ultimate US consumers. Deploying a tariff fortress across all US imports, however, is an attempt to make that impossible.

Hardly a blind spot, China is of course aware of (https://archive.is/0s5OX) this vulnerability, having been carefully preparing for (https://archive.ph/jvas3) it with multiple points of leverage that go far beyond retaliatory tariffs and entrepot trade.

Chinese banks will transfer Eurodollar deposits to their New York branches - keeping them onshore and within the Fed's system - or park them into onshore nostro accounts with big US banks. That appears to have been status quo until sometime in 2023. Since then, Chinese banks have largely made Eurodollar deposits into nostro accounts based in Hong Kong - offshore and outside the Fed's system. Citibank, in particular, reports (https://web.archive.org/web/20250403013315/https://www.citigroup.com/rcs/citigpa/storage/public/call-report-december-2024-02042025.pdf) a uniquely massive and uninsured (https://web.archive.org/web/20250328223157/https://www.fdic.gov/sites/default/files/2024-03/fil13040.pdf) foreign deposit base, a large portion (https://web.archive.org/web/20250307102008/https://www.ffiec.gov/PDF/E16/009a_202409.pdf) of which appear to be Chinese claims. An unprecedented 79% of Citi's domestic deposits are uninsured, a lurking solvency issue which would be realized in the event that Chinese banks need to raise dollars.

There are also problems with engineering dollar shortages, namely that if borrowing rates are too punitive, Chinese banks and non-banks would force liquidate dollar-denominated assets - equities, Treasuries and credit - at fire sale prices, an outcome that would not only have adverse consequences for the solvency of Chinese lenders, but for US lenders and the stability of the global financial system.

In any case, the US sees an opportunity for asymmetrik pain to develop - hurting China and forcing their banks into a role that is more subservient to the dollar - but likely overestimates its own leverage. This sets the stage for a battle in the ongoing war of Great Powers (https://archive.is/PIiRQ), and there will be blood.

1. Recession? Crisis? "Detox"?
2. How Foreign Banks Obtain Liquidity
3. 'Chinadollars'
4. Dollar Shortages
5. Shoring Up USD & Hong Kong
6. Gold, Tariffs and the 'Three Strategies'

🔗 https://archive.ph/UVOIk

 No.1690331

errythin is polyticks
polyticks is sparts
sparts is errythin

 No.1690333

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>>1690292
ok heres more list
one is a repeat of the one in the message being replied to

 No.1690338

>>1690333
>>1690328
Alright that put the pieces together. The tl;dr for spartman is America is doing unilateral tariffs on erryone in order to create casus belli to investigate foreign money to sniff out rogue elements and, ideally, strengthen petrodollar hegemony enough to force the Sauds away from the Russians. The Biden admin released a bunch of dollars abroad to maintain inflation to encourage mass loaning, and now the Trump admin is trying to reabsorb those to curb hyperinflation at the cost of foreign cunts and foreign investors.

My gut is telling me the bankers/financiers are underestimating American dollar dominance and this will work out nicely, but if not the ass-rape will sure be hella more interesting than the slow rot route, bring on the trade wars lmao

 No.1690340

>>1690316
Ahhh ok, that makes more sense now. Thanks, I figured I wouldn’t really be affected anyways. Most of the stuff I buy is local anyways, at least local to the state.



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