No.1638944
I used to truk n pullr, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
No.1638953
>>1638949finna need this but lot lizards
No.1638955
>>1638949oh shit i just added one to my main acct and it auto added to the one i shared here
yeems gonna have da instant access
>>1638953heard from a young trukr he was usin a website, i think aphrodite .com, some goddess of fuckin .com, and he could find cyber lizards to meet up with all across the country. not as meny lot lizards now as usedta been
No.1639157
>>1638949triple t is gud
u in arizona budy?
No.1639160
>>1638943i fucking hate csx so much. i wish their track plans weren't so fucking retarded.
No.1639161
>>1638949does this include GHOSTssouri?
No.1639165
>>1639157vary gud and gud specials
nah, was there about two weeks ago tho
>>1639161ye i got a hidden gem® waffle house and a mom&pop stop marked
neither in the fag capital of the world
No.1639166
>>1639160i lik norfolk southern
they chemical warfare oh*o
No.1639227
postan live from the super duper boomtown across the border in the USA after canada man FUCK CANADA SO MUCH DO NOT TRUK IN CANADA
No.1639247
>>1639212how the actual fuck do you manage something like that?
No.1639248
>>1639227did they try to arrest you for not being gay?
No.1639249
>>1639247Women or non-white driver or both.
No.1639255
>>1639248any truk driver not being a turban wearing sikh who smells of week old curdled ghee and vegetarian curry is discriminated against
No.1639260
>>1639255lel
toronto huh?
No.1639261
>>1639260all of canadum is benchod budys now
No.1639271
>>1639227did you have to take the jab budy
No.1639720
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No.1639962
>>1639720fatass couldn't even fit on a bicycle let alone last more than 5 minutes riding one, thats the only reason he's mad
No.1639968
>>1639962get run over in your gay spandex and helmet queer, stop holding up traffic
No.1639976
>>1639968this
holy fuck
they have an entire lane on a bridge over here dedicated to the dozen or so faggot bicyclists who want to take bike rides across from their posh and
white haven north bay homes
the amount of fucking bawing they do when you suggest that it should be returned to an emergency lane for when cars break down so that the entire bridge doesn't go to a standstill
gas the bikes
No.1639978
>>1639962death to cyclists cha la inshallah
duddallah commands it
destroying cyclists is an act of worship
No.1639982
ryder truk time
No.1639992
>>1639982NOOOO YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR RYDER TRUCK HERE
SIR THIS IS THE DC FBI FIELD OFFICE YOU CAN'T PARK HE—– ACK!
No.1639995
>>1639992lol you wouldn't even have time to go ACK
you'd be a big burn mark on the sidewalk
No.1640008
>>1639720autist is right bruv
>>1639962bicyclists can't even respect right-of-way for horses and pedestrians. They get the rope before any trannies, fags, or illegals
No.1640031
>>1639976idgi why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break down
and ya fuck a bike fag to death. you know what pays for roads? taxes. you know what taxes?
fuel taxes. they have 0 right to the road they are their by >
OUR GRACES . PERIOD. No.1640037
>>1640031to be fair 30-70% of road funding comes from property/sales tax depending on the state. In my state only 51% of road funding comes from road use taxes like tolls/automobile taxes, and of that 43% comes from people using the pay-per-mile fast lanes (E.G. a handful of richfags).
No.1640038
>>1640031>why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break downbecause they installed vehicle barrier– its a private bike lane.
No.1640050
>>1640038the time for revolution has come
No.1640056
>>1640050could always just break bottles and throw tacks and other sharp shit on the bike lane until it's too fucked up to ride on
No.1640072
>>1640031even if they paid its insane to throw flesh in front of tons of moving steel and expect paint or paper to do anything
may as scream murder is illegal to a bullet, cycqueefs are delusional
No.1640073
>>1640056or throw a bunch of niggers on there
thatd do the trick too
No.1640235
>>1640037Jokes on them, I don’t pay my tolls! AMA
No.1640366
>>1640235bullshit i get billed every fuckin time. how long can you go without paying before they getcha? or are you talking about driving across multiple states ignoring multiple tolls? because i can see getting away with that
No.1640431
>>1640366It’s all pay by mail or have the tag where I live. I’ve never once received a bill from the DOT who over sees the toll roads here. I don’t drive on them willy nilly with reckless abandon, however, from time to time I’m forced to take them because of how aneurism inducing traffic is in the city I live in. Like I said not once not never got a bill or paid a toll.
No.1640644
>>1640639>directly across the middle of a putting green that head groundskeeper must've been
maaaaaaaad, you have no idea how much work goes into maintaining those
golferbro was lucky that shit missed his clubs tho
No.1640693
>>1640639what 5m roleplay server is this?
No.1640726
>>1640639any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
No.1640736
>>1640639considering it looks lik he hit a tree at the last second, he still managed to put it down p gud. prolly better that he slid out lik that rather than running fullblast headfirst into a building
No.1640943
>>1640924call that number
NOW
No.1640993
>>1640986that back-job is honestly impressive
less so for the turns and burns but because of all the fucking traffic in the way
No.1641020
>>1640986hard mode for sure. its even gnarlier when you realize half the bridges are just completely off the table for you too, so you have to go all the fuck around to get anywhere
No.1641022
>>1640986>all the tards trying to squeeze past him during his turnwho the fuck designed that place
No.1641051
>>1641022ha thats just NY
everyone drives wherever they feel like
you wanna see a bad one see south philly.
i remember i was down there and watched some city busdriver absolutely annihilate the back corner of a parked car, then spend lik 20 minutes trying to inch back and forth to even make the turn
No.1641062
>>1641051>>1641022DC is the same way. It's probably just an East Coast thing.
No.1641068
>>1641062p much
the older cities werent made with fuckmassive truks in mind
No.1641069
sometimes its not rly clear if they were made with anything in mind, for that matter
No.1641072
>>1641062maybe. a lot of the major cities out here are a couple hundred years old and some of them have big historic districts you're not allowed to tear down too so you'll have modern urban infrastructure jammed in between those districts and obviously some neighborhood that was designed in the 19th century isn't gonna accommodate big rigs very well making shit a huge pain in the ass to navigate
No.1641074
how do the yuro guys do it?
talkin about old ass cities designed in the 1400s, with tiny ass little baby streets you can barely fit a motorcycle on. yurop is the king of that shit
No.1641075
>>1641069i can tell you richmond virginia sure as fuck wasn't. if you ever have to go there then have fun with the surprise one way streets that make no sense, or the clusterfuck intersections, or the fact that most of it isn't set up in a grid pattern and just sort of meanders all over the fuckin place.
richmond's also one of the oldest cities too tho so i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a grid
No.1641076
>>1641074i think the trukrs just go between distribution hubs and smaller box truks take it from there. they also have a much better tren system for delivering large amounts of supplies, at least in western yurup
particularly germoney lel No.1641079
>>1641075>i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a gridime you dont rly start getting to the grid stuff until you get out into the midwest
No.1641080
>>1641076i always heard their trens are mostly ppl tho
No.1641090
>>1641075>>1641079ya it's not until people got across the mississippi that they started to realize that maybe they should actually plan in advance how the city will be laid out instead of just clusterfucking it all together
No.1641167
>>1641080no they've definitely got freight trens. it's just a whole fuckload more people also use passenger trains over there compared to america. as in taking a tren is part of a daily commute for a lot of people who work in the city but live in more rural/suburban areas outside of the city while in america that isn't really a thing
No.1641172
>>1641161thats like driving in west oakland
and east oakland
basically anywhere in oakland
No.1641174
>>1640986what a retarded layout
No.1641177
>>1641161bike accidents are the most fucked
even small bails are usually catastrophic. nvm getting t-boned by some blind retard in a car
No.1641179
>>1641175my favorite part of that interview is when he drives erratically down the street blatantly blowing through the stop sign on camera
No.1641276
>>1638949lel so i just went on a bender of adding a shit ton of waffle houses that you can park at or near and now the shit wont open on my phone gmap application unless i go directly from da link (its saved on da app but wont load lik that, i mean). fukn gayyyyy. maybe ill separate it into two different maps, one focusing on wahos and the other for all other 24/7 food with truk access. damn i rally thought i found a cool thing that i could use to chronicle all da separate night food spots. the regular marker pins in gmaps just aint fuckin enuff i need more to at minimum signify that i can eat at a place past dark
No.1641413
>>1641276use ARCGIS (or your favorite flavor) and make custom waffle house maps
No.1641508
>>1641506>Embed not allowed Sarr fuck you sarr I WILL redeem you benchode! Your mother was a maid! >>1641090>>1641079It's also not until they cross the Mississippi that the government starts saying they own the land instead of individuals owning the land. Started out with gubmint partitioning out grid-like segments of land via surveyors but by the time you hit Kansas it's almost all owned by the feds if it wasn't settled before they showed up.
>>1641161Damn. He kinda deserved it. Cars accelerate at a certain speed so people running reds usually know that speed. Asshole motorcyclist was trying to rip out like a limp-dicked faggot who thigh-grips the seat hard enough to fuck it. Other guy is obviously at fault but fuck the motorcycle driver too.
>>1641177They're the most fucked but also 100% preventable since they are almost always caused by either the motorcyclist treating everyone around him like a motorcyclist or from the motorcyclist doing illegal shit like weaving in and out of traffic/going 60 over the speed limit because they know cops can't keep up. Motorcyclists themselves are always the first to bitch about felonies when you pull a gun on them for fucking around and wanting to find out too.
>>1641167Well yeah us Americans never implemented breadlines either. Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.
No.1641605
>>1641508>Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every day so it's not like you're being held back in that regard. also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheck
No.1641618
>>1641605>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every daypublic transit forces you to wake up an hour+ earlier every day and you get home an hour+ later compared to owning a car. over the course of someone's career that wasted time adds up pretty quickly. its the same reason once kids reach high school they ask their parents for a car at the earliest opportunity.
public transit also costs quite a bit more money week-to-week compared to owning a car unless it is government subsidized, which just places the cost burden on the taxpayer. where i live taking a bus or taxi anywhere both ways costs as much as a tank of gas so its not at all economical for poor people. rail isn't an option where i live either since there aren't really enough people to keep it afloat.
btw, public rail in the US does exist in the form of Amtrak, but it can't even function without government funding. bussing exists for the old and handicapped in many areas, but without the government paying for your ticket its costs too much for poor people. in any case public transit is extremely inconvenient for shopping unless you want to order everything online.
No.1641628
>>1641618you're talking about how it is in america though, and i'm also talking about people who have to commute into a city to work. you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a train, at that point any time or money you were trying to save with a car is used up in gas and idling on freeways. there's also plenty of yuros with cars that work more locally to where they live, it's obviously situational like i'm not gonna wait on a train if the car ride is only ten minutes, but if the car ride is 40+ minutes without factoring in gridlock then i'm hopping on the chop choo
No.1641632
>>1641605The thing about breadlines in the USSR was that the infrastructure was there for the Soviets to immediately give everyone bread, however that would mean that people would receive their bread and then have several hours to themselves. When they initially distributed bread in this manner, it created public disorder because people in their free time were starting up black markets, committing crimes, hunting, or otherwise causing "problems" for the Soviet government by being self-sufficient/entrepreneurial.
>also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheckLots of reasons for that but I don't want to go on an autistic rant about how the social structure around cities/gubmint has been manipulated in such a way to keep poor people poor by subsidizing the lowest common denominator.
>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead?as
>>1641618 mentioned when you ride public transport you are having to base your sense of time, nay your entire livelihood, around riding public transport. Japan is one of the few places that do public transport correctly and they only accomplish that by having gutted private transport so thoroughly ($10,000+/year taxes to own a private car) and having such an order-based society that anything less would cause public riots from the entire business infrastructure (and thus taxes subsidizing it) collapsing. The public (dis)order of public transport exposes you to more environmental stressors of having to worry about the homeless, drug addicts, niggers, and moderate headchoppers all riding on publicly subsidized "free" tickets because public transport is treated as welfare in developed countries, and these stress factors are known to reduce productivity during non-working hours, making for an amalgamation where the reduced personal time combined with the reduced mental energy turns you into a chattel slave for the public officials in your area, only meant to show up and be a cog in the machine. if you don't have 24/7 transportation (as most places don't) then now you're on a time-shift and can't plan your working day around the hours of non-operation either forcing you into the strict factory window that would prevent you from taking on work that might have lower initial productivity but higher risk-reward stakes.
Everything about public transportation is designed around wasting your time and keeping you in a constant heightened state of stress where you are less likely to form community, organize, or otherwise show initiative.
No.1641634
>>1641628>you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a trainI have and can confirm it saved me time over taking a train. I also didn't have to deal with the threat of being stabbed by homeless drug-addicted niggers.
>My Euro transport-Was literally developed off of Soviet models to keep Europeans subservient to local orderlies so that they wouldn't cause trouble. It's a protectionist racket except it's protecting old money.
No.1641635
>>1641618bussing is for niggers and only niggers lmao
No.1641645
>>1641634i used to work around dc and driving was like a 2 1/2 hr commute one way even if i left an hour early fuck that shit
No.1641647
>>1641645i've both driven around DC and taken cabs around DC and that's a load of shit if I ever heard one
No.1641648
like maybe if you were a dumb nigger and went down to midtown during rush hour i could see that but that just means you're a dumb nigger
No.1641658
>>1641645>working in DCwhy
i've been there a couple times
during dup's inauguration and it was such a shithole outside of the national mall
No.1641666
>>1641658DC is such a shithole that my local high school stopped going there on field trips soon after i graduated many years ago.
apparently sitting in a hotel room at night while seeing niggers being niggers isn't the kind of education they bargained for.
No.1641676
>>1641647i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from>>1641658i had to help set up a couple warehouses, one was for a beer distributor and we had to spend weeks setting up big ass steel racks and shelves and shit, and the other was for a paper company or something, but that one didn't take long because all we had to do was take out some shelves so they could store giant rolls of stuff. the forklifts they used for that had a weird attachment on it i've never seen before or since. i quit that job vary quickly after that because DC sucks and the pay and benefits sure af weren't worth it
No.1641677
>>1641676wew fucked that up
>>1641647i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from
No.1641707
>>1641677ya traffic is also rly bad around there
granted we were staying in alexandria and just took the metro to the national mall, never driven through it
but some cunt did get mad at me in the metro too
>standing on the escalator on the left side>cunt walks up from behind me and SHOVES me to the right>"STAND ON THE RIGHT, WALK ON THE LEFT"bitch
No.1641709
>>1641707thats when you stabbity stab stab her six dozen times and run before the cops show up or piss in her face
No.1641716
trukr bros is this shit im hearing about freight theft fear mongering?
No.1641718
>>1641707>alexandriaah yeah that's where i had to go work, it's right across the bridge from DC proper. my bad, i tend to just lump alexandria and arlington into "DC" because it's all the same gay clusterfuck and the people are all the same shitty out of state or foreign faggots
No.1641725
>>1641677don't get your panties in a twist
>>1641716>Freight theftyou mean the Beniszuelan cartels using freight companies to fence stolen goods across the US (very real) or people stealing shit outta the back of trucks (kind of real)?
ppl been stealin' truks for ages bro
No.1641729
>>1641725you're the one screeching nigger out of nowhere and trying to start shit
No.1641733
>>1641725thats benisuhueluans?
uptick in general. trust you guys over news, espec during erection years
No.1641738
>>1641729calm down sarr i can't help that your mother is a maid
No.1641739
>>1641733>thats benisuhueluans? Yeah, read up on Tren de Aragua, they're the ones doing it.
No.1641740
>>1641733are you speaking nationwide or in specific areas? because there's probably still a shitload of freight theft going on in the west coast. maybe not quite to the level it was a couple years ago where entire freight trains were being emptied on the tracks but i doubt it's returned to pre-covid levels considering none of those states seem to punish criminals anymore so i imagine truck thefts are up too
>>1641738catch herpes from a lot lizard bozo
No.1641971
>>1641632I can't take your post seriously when you just assume that public transport is the most stressful option. I want to move where you live because you must have an awesome commute with no traffic. For everyone else having to deal with traffic, the constant risk of car crashes, and the inability to do anything else but listen to audio makes driving the more stressful option by a lot for a lot of people, I think the majority. To directly counter your point I can get ahead of the day's work by answering emails while waiting for or on public transport, then use the time saved to finish my work and be out of the office for the day earlier than I would have otherwise. Maybe self-driving cars will change the game, or maybe it'll just become another way for jewgle and beijing to own you.
No.1641986
>>1641971idk man, i'd rather be able to run over niggers instead of being stabbed by them
No.1641989
>>1641986You read all that shit by (((you)))?
No.1641999
>>1641971let's not pretend someone who works in an office in a job where he has the option to go home early is in any way representative of 99% of humanity riding public transport
in that analogy where democracy is the majority voting to have anchovy pizza instead of bacon cheeseburgers and then in the second round of voting the majority votes to have grapefruit juice instead of soda pop, you're that single guy in the room who actually wanted grapefruit juice and anchovy pizza while everyone else is upset with the results
No.1642000
>>1641985>tl;dr plsbasically:
>I work in a cushiony office job that lets me go home early, has internet access on my commute, and happens to line up with the train schedules>I also don't live in a city full of niggers>I am an accurate representation of the average public transport commuter (lol, lmao) No.1642019
>>1641716aint happened to me nor have i heard talk about it happening to others. im sure it happens, why wouldnt it, but if theres an "uptick" i aint heard any rumblings about it
No.1642020
>>1641971>constant risk of car crashesdo your shoes match the purse you keep your balls in homo
No.1642036
>>1642019 >>1641740figured, thx spros. safe trukn
No.1642042
>i started a tl;dr shitfest
>by saying yuros have a more intricate train system
didn't read any of it mmmhhhhmmmmmmm
No.1642327
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>>1642299why does the music sound like chewbacca taking a shit?
No.1642344
>>1642299SLAP SOME CONCRETE AND STEEL ARMOR ON THAT BADBOY💦💦💦👅👅👅😫😫😫
No.1642346
>>1642000>I also don't live in a city full of niggerswhere the fuck do you live where your public transit isn't being overrun by niggers fare evading, scamming, and randomly assaulting/robbing the riders???
i fucking swear the number of random street fights and robberies i've seen daily commuting on BART
don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for it No.1642347
>>1642346>don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for itdoes your commute involve bridges, tunnels, and maybe even
bridge-tunnels?
No.1642350
>>1642347it involves one tunnel.
No.1643930
>>1642853yuropoors see this and go and get their wife's boyfriend to explain it to them
No.1643939
>>1643913>firstlmao
>secondspecial place in hell for those fuckers
No.1643943
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i was omw to the grocery store and i saw an electric pickup truk that looked p neat, it was a lot like pic related with maybe a couple differences. it just confirmed in my head that elon deliberately made the cybertruk look like retarded tron bullshit because he has retarded taste and the guy who freaked out at me last time i said this it was ugly is a megafaggot for defending it
>>1643939fr there was zero reason to do that other than to be a piece of shit to the trukbro
No.1643956
>>1643943you gonna cry, maybe?
piss your pants?
piss and shit your pants?
No.1643959
>>1643956i wasnt the one that wrote ten ongry paragraphs in response to a one line post lmao
>>1643957wat
No.1643961
>>1643959musk loving putin worshipping faggots always gushing about their favorite vaporware
No.1643963
>>1643961>>1643959uhhh, ok
i'll let you two coalesce over whatever boomerism opinions you have on foreign policy and gay trucks and shit
No.1643965
imagine worshiping the cybertruk when there's far less gay electric truks out there and then getting mocked on twitter by boomers over it
No.1643976
>>1643965the lifted glamor truck sooty exhaust segment of the american truck market
and lets be real, its a large section of the market is one of the gayest automotive developments of the past 20 years and it has like, 100% overlap with people online who make boomer posts about toy cars and what not on the internet
No.1643977
>>1643975old news. its been burning since at least yesterday
No.1643979
>>1643976wanna know the difference between you and me? i don't have a twitter account and i don't do the thing you say i do :)
No.1643980
>>1643975uh ohhhhhhh he's gonna call you a boomer now!
No.1643984
am i to understand mentioning electric vehicles at all will cause autism from now on?
No.1643987
>>1643984i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burny
No.1643995
>>1643987>i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burnythis state's not big enough for the two of us
meet me in the pinole in n' out restroom in 30 minutes
No.1643997
>>1643984only if you start strawmanning the fuck out of them and how >we are in the 1000 year reich of the internal combustion engine 'get ur toy car wet and it breaks' tier posting
otherwise no.
No.1644007
>>1643976its just the usual over-compensation for a small peen as always.
i mean its either this or ferd owners
fucking each other up the ass because thats what they think "muddin" is No.1644008
>>1643997but you're the only one saying anything about toys and getting them wet
this must be a joke o don't get
No.1644009
>>1643984electrics are autism, simple as
No.1644010
>>1643995i agree and already left
enjoy your burgr
No.1644013
>>1644008>>1643984it's just some dumb shit from another truk n pullr thread. i said the cybertruk was ugly and got a tirade about boomers and twitter or some shit in response
it's extra funny to me because i don't even own a truck nor do i have anything against electric vehicles, his response is either him having a laugh or genuine mental illness No.1644014
>>1644008>no onesome one
>>1633843anyway, i dont own a truck or EV. will likely never get the former, and only get the latter once the batt chemistry is good/cheap enough so i can grab a used one and hook that shit up to a PV array
No.1644015
>>1644014wait so you weren't even mad about the cybertruk post? wtf did you flip out at me for in the first place then, that post was clearly someone else
No.1644017
>>1644015dont you fucking dare question me my dads the owner of sportschan
No.1644019
>>1644017dudder hats EVs
t. dudder's lawyer and black stalker
No.1644024
>>1644020so that's what 2006 was like
No.1644034
>>1644024>2OO6 was 5OOO years ago damn
No.1644073
>>1643976ya there are a shitton of them around me
they all have shiny rims and are lifted like 2x as high as they should be
and their bed doesn't have a single scratch on it so you know they don't even use it for what it's meant for
also some nigger in my neighborhood with a giantass suv that he put fuckhuge rims on and took the muffler out just to annoy the fuck out of everyone when he taps the gas
No.1644079
>>1644073got a bunch around me too.
for some reason they buy some old rusted out pile of shit, mod the engine + exhaust, put a lift kit in it with aftermarket tires + rims and call it good. they seem to get bonus points based on the number of rust holes they got.
they are pretty much the redneck version of teenage ricers.
No.1644083
>>1644073>>1644079whistles go whoo who
No.1644101
so your problem is with yuppies that pretend to be rednecks? makes sense yuppies should all be shot
No.1644115
>>1644098dont call em pavement princess for nothin
>>1644101is it a yuppy thing? only seen one or two in the city but the driver matched the paint iykwim and nigs do all be gay on the dl
No.1644119
>>1644115ime yes it's exclusively a yuppy faggot activity. actual rednecks will customize their truks specifically for doing truk shit like hauling heavy stuff or doing rally difficult yard work like pulling up gigantic tree stumps out of the ground, not just to go ride around with rainbow lights on the rims advertising a lust for cock. if their truk is about to die then for fun they'll go to mud bogs or drag races and shit like that until it falls apart, meanwhile the yuppies cry if a pebble comes off another vehicles tires and chips their paint
No.1644147
>>1643984They'd be great if you were allowed to pull full torque on the electric motor since it's basically a welding generator acting as an AC motor. As a road vehicle it's p gay because you can't even harness the power of electricity for truk pul reasons.
Boomers, Hipsters, and gay copenhagen-chewing faggots with "redneck truk" will argue over bullshit though so yeah.
t. rhino-lined smol truck owner
No.1644148
>>1644013Ugly? Yes. Also the cheapest bulletproof truck on the market. I like the tron aesthetic. We've had nothing but carbon-fiber polycarbonate crap getting more plastic and more round for the last 30 years. You can make things sleek without just rounding everything. Round is feminine. Like a feminine penis.
No.1644158
>>1644148square is for autists that deserve to be shot
No.1644161
>>1644154thats a gud hat 🪈💨💨
No.1644165
>>1644119is it country-chic hicklib fags driving em?
just cant imagine a ytpipo driving one, they'd get laughed out of town here
although now you mention it nigs are ghetto yuppies which is p funny
No.1644168
>>1644083ah yeah, a few of them have train horns for some reason. apparently obtaining an old train horn is pretty easy.
No.1644174
>>1644168its a kinda air horn you can get for big (read: real, actual) truks
you see em for sale in bigger truk stops lik da iowa 80
No.1644190
>>1644165it's prolly regional because the nigs around here drive those weird three wheeler vehicles instead. idk what they're called, it's got two wheels up front and one in the back and it's seats are not enclosed. as far as the pretend rednecks go it wouldn't surprise me if it was all limp wristed libshits from up north trying to ape the local culture. i always see them around upper middle class neighborhoods with the typical "science is real love is love etc." signs in their yards
No.1644195
>>1644190Hummm….ye it’s gotta be a southern thing
No.1644196
>>1644190>weird three wheelerya niggers fucking LOVE canaam spiders and no its not just a regional thang, seems to be picking up nationwide because ive been noticing it a lot here too
No.1644199
>>1644190>>1644196Them thangs
BANG when you see them. It’s gotta be the sound system that draws them to it, maybe the flashy lights
x doubt No.1644201
>>1644119what exactly do you mean by yuppy?
most glamor trucks i see are the 'THING BLUE LINE' types
No.1644209
>>1644201kops make way too much sense
searched picrel came up with
https://boundbyhonor.net/collections/allholy fuck amerikwa, gonna have dna encoded trauma from lockheed lel
No.1644212
>>1644193no but yah im in the souf
>>1644195idk it's also a fairly recent phenomenon. before that they would all get crown victorias/grand marquis/coup de villes and put wildly oversized wheels on them for some fuckin reason, shit looked retarded. the three wheelers are an improvement as far as aesthetics go
>>1644199it's both, niggers are biologically incapable of not being as loud and obnoxious as they possibly can, only puerto ricans rival them
No.1644213
>>1644201wealthy people that work in offices. there's a few with the blue line stickers but a lot of them either don't have stickers or just have some stupid bullshit advertising where they've been for vacation
No.1644214
>>1644209>liberty snek>on a pro-pig stickerhat libertarians tbh, they're more self-contradictory than bipolar women
No.1644215
>>1644212buick lesabre and 80s caprice too. i still see ghetto ones on the road
No.1644216
>>1644214theres a 98% chance thats a neocon, bro.
meanwhile, this sticker…
No.1644223
>>1644216das a flag budy
i want it tho. i want my own killdozer too. fuckin rad way to go out, rip in peace heemeyer, you heemed those cocksuckers right where it hurts, their wallets and infrastructure
No.1644247
>>1644216is that killdozer?
No.1645217
>>1645213lmao
imagine being a passenger and your friend is a fucking retard
No.1645218
>>1645213ah i see what you mean.
ya i think i'd rather be in the crash than be seen in the faggotmobile
No.1645233
>>1645218the physical wounds will heal
you can never undo being a complete fag
like the old saying goes "you will never not be a nigger"
No.1645248
>>16452132nd one. at least in the first one someone might've learned a lesson, the second one only has dick on the mind
No.1645252
>>1639720>cyclists owned with facts and logicwhere is facts
and logic
>>1639968>>1639976>>1639978>sportschan>sports No.1645341
>>1645336Hilux or any 22R bang brain tbqh
No.1645343
>>1645336创新凝聚，
引领科技新思。
相信，一切创新的诞生，都源于笃行，
致远的信念。以原创的精神，引领科技新思。
蔚来智能电动行政旗舰——ET9，
与创新者共同撰写新的篇章
外观
飞航设计，
行政旗舰新姿。
挺拔的身姿
原生超大轮拱设计，23 英寸轮圈，高姿态，高视野，身姿挺拔有力。
内饰
纵揽天地，
四方得体。
海内存知己，东方尚礼哲思
>一场得体的尽享之旅。性能与安全
敢想有为，
攀登旗舰高峰。
相信
>一切改变都源于敢想有为的信念，以深度全栈自研，铸造科技旗舰新标杆。天行智能底盘
天行全主动悬架、天行线控转向、天行后轮转向，带来平流层飞行般的从容驾乘体验。
*1 受限于车辆版本的不同，部分配置在某些版本的车辆上未予装备或作为选装配置，并非车辆下线时的标准配置。
*2 蔚来将对产品不断进行优化、迭代和升级，所示宣传图片、动画和视频展示的产品为非最终交付状态，具体产品配置、功能、色彩、材质以实际销售车型产品为准。
*3 蔚来自动驾驶系统仅为辅助驾驶之目的而设计，不能完全替代驾驶员的操控，不能完全应对交通、天气和路况可能出现的所有情形。驾驶员需时刻保持必要的注意义务，并根据周边环境及时予以干预或接管。在交通情况复杂、天气恶劣、特殊路况等情形下需慎重选择使用。
*4 所示尾翼角度可能会与最终量产车型存在差异，具体以实物车辆为准。
No.1645344
>>1645336are electric vehicles still shit for frequent long distance driving? if not go for that fuck the saudis and their oil
No.1645347
>>1645344the new ones charge very fast. 10 to 80% battery in 25 minutes. range is between 300 and 450 miles. i drive about 60 miles a day charging and range wouldn't be a big problem
No.1645355
>>1645344>>1645347diagnostics and fixing em is a mfer from what i hear. hat electronics in vehicles as is
if yeem richbro dont matter as much
No.1645363
>>1645347fuck it go for it. unless you typically fix your own shit then there's not much drawback from what
>>1645355 says imo since whatever you're saving on fuel prolly way offsets most of the cost of diagnostics or whatever
No.1645384
def dyor on battery, seen invoices for lik 15k on them alone
No.1645387
>>1645384budy of mine did a battery swap on his prius. he just very careful not to touch da terminals, shit was surprisingly cheap
No.1645405
>>1645384if i go for an electric car leasing might be my best option. give the technology another 3-4 years to iron out the kinks
No.1645482
>>1645405Yes
Own nothing and like it.
No.1645486
>>1645482ehhh ehhhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
shut up bitch quit trying to start shit
No.1645489
>>1645486good goy
sign the lease
take the loan
pay the interest
No.1645496
>>1645489yeah yeah bitch >we get it someone violated your bitch standards and now >we're all goyim so you now feel the need to eeeehhhhh eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH like that one jewish whorb i fucked up the ass
No.1645497
>>1645387>priusdidnt know purses acted as grounding terminals :^)
how much it run him?
No.1645498
also even if you're not leasing you're still getting a loan for a new car unless you've got $40k+ to drop on something worthwhile which i know you don't
No.1645507
electric cars are just power wheels for adult children
No.1645520
>>1645507i heard you cant get em wet
No.1645541
>>1645520i herd u cant get ur girl wet
No.1645553
>>1645541you know yer sis lies about her and i for attention
No.1645560
>>1645554that coon gone wild
coons cant drive trucks !
No.1645611
>>1645560wrong
hes doin a thing to the federal building
No.1645676
>>1645554i think i know where this is
No.1645729
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fucking lol.
these reviews are pretty gud
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UTQCiwZWERdcbGby9
No.1645731
>>1645729yeah google reviews can be fucking wild man
someone made a card game called Karen where someone reads a one star review and everyone else has to guess what it's for
No.1645733
>>1645729floyd's feed and seed is amazing
just that it exists and has a commercial for it, its truly some yim magic
No.1645734
>>1645729luv tegas, gud state
>>1645731lel wtf movie is he talking about here?
No.1645739
>>1645734it was so long ago that i can't remember, you could prolly dig through his profile and see if you can find it again
No.1645743
>>1645729reminds me of the time dudwheels tried to come to sportschan
we dont serve brittle bone disease retards either
No.1645758
>>1645236someone get this man some eurobeat
No.1645765
>>1645759if only it went down a few seconds later
bet he told the tree to share the road
No.1645771
>>1645759>dude in umbrella running around next to downed power lines like that not a gud idea bud
No.1645778
>>1645765the cyclist clearly had right of way and i hope he sues
No.1645813
>>1645759lel
how absolutely unaware of his surroundings. that there is a win for natural selection amirite?
No.1645819
>>1645762somewhere in california
No.1645912
>>1645762whammen drivers amirite :^)
No.1645913
>>1645910i lik toyata budy
No.1645929
>>1645920>Berry filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the local franchisee, and later reached a settlement.lel
No.1645952
>>1645920happened 22 years ago
sheem peak hsv now
No.1645955
>>1645952judging from that thing on her lip she's prolly nezumi vagina by now
No.1645984
>i guess we're ripping out the fence now
No.1645993
>>1645974classic harvey county kansas prank
No.1646197
>>1646172this guy is fuckin wild
No.1646231
>>1646172pulsejets are kewl
No.1646786
>>1646661dis dudman n crew or nah?
No.1646803
>>1646661car be trukn n fukn
No.1647369
u ever rent a ryder truk?
No.1647388
>>1647369did but
it blew up No.1647518
>>1647516just move away from niggers, simple as
No.1647523
>>1647516>lately i see that nigger trend migrated your way lel. just wait a couple years they'll be driving those open top three wheelers and those are even fuckin louder and more obnoxious it's like a combo of those shitty buicks you're talking about and the loudest harley you can think of that you always see ovese boomers riding around on pretending they're badasses
No.1647527
>>1647516>these daysu teen budy?
you just described a nigger.
No.1647531
>>1647523dude this absolute nigger has a shitty nissan armada or whatever gookshit suv with like 5 foot rims and idfk what you'd call it but i swear he purposely designed it to be as loud as fucking possible even if you just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack
I HATE HIM No.1647548
>>1647531tuned pipes are def a thing, both for racism and just for being obnoxious. so yah they def make ones that are literally designed to be as loud as possible
i member the vietnamese street racists and freakin rican heroin dealers near me always did that shit
theyre generally p illegal so if you wanna be a narc you can prolly call it in. just be aware the kindsa guys who have those cars are usually drug dealer retards
No.1647567
>>1647548>implying the police will do anything in year 4 plus 2020 in the Everlasting Annum of the Eternal Summer of FloydIn some areas the police probably come and arrest you for doing a heckin' racisms.
No.1647571
>>1647567i dunno it still just werks™ for me sometimes i see nigs loitering in front of a gas station or a store and i call it in just to watch them get arrested every time because niggers are incapable of calmly explaining anything to police even when they're literally duin nuffin
i also live in an area that didn't have any nigger tantrums because the sheriff heavily implied he won't charge anyone for defending property or stopping an assault. lo and behold the confederate monument in town is still there and no properties were burned down. almost like niggers are terrified of a genuine threat of retaliation from ypipo or something, isn't that strange?
No.1647575
>>1647571yeah almost like if you choose to enforce the law, you get less crime, crazy concept really hard to comprehend, lets get a social worker to tell us whether or not there is a scientifically backed source for these claims
No.1647581
>>1647575lel i forgot about the "social worker" thing. are they even still trying that in nyc or have they completely gone the "fuck it let em do what they want" route? last i saw the social workers kept getting beat up
No.1647597
>>1647388spartman blew a tranny…
No.1647643
>>1647531>just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crackwell niggers drive like they're in a fucking fighter jet. every time they touch the gas the pedal is on the floor. that shit is probably straight piped
No.1647647
>>1647575an interesting read
>https://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=percent+of+population+executed+medeival+europe&d=4621900654519202&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=CS6at_dtuMs1zEH11H4AYZ8ZF33u8J7X>his meant that up to 1% of the male population of Europe was executed each generation, with roughly another 1% dying at the scene of the crime or in prison while awaiting trial.basically it posits that
>felons are the lowest stupid poor people>culling that bottom 2% raises IQ and drops criminality>also might increase religiosity No.1647690
since the conversation is about niggers lemme tell you a story that finished less than two hours ago
i just woke up on a corner lying flat on my back on the cement of this building and said well okay i gotta walk so i start walking home which is miles away but wtf i dont have fon and i have no shirt wtf okay and so i walk and after s couple miles i come upon a gas station thats open and id like some water so i walk up to it and lo & behold theres a couple niggers in they SUVs doing idk nigger shit cool whatever but i would like to actually not walk anymore so i start asking the niggers if i can pay for a ride and actually before i even get that out this nigger just plain gives me a vneck white tshirt just right then and there gives me a shirt and that is wonderful and i convince him to give me a ride to close to my house no i didn't let no fucking nigger close enough to my house to know where i live fuck off okay so the bargain is is that ill give him twenty bucks for the ride (i pull out 40 so i can give him another twenty if he actually does it, that is relevant later) okay cool so he says hell give me a ride and i hop in the shitbox BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING CARE I HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN FORTY BUCKS, MY SHIRT WAS JUST GIVEN TO ME and the guy almost immediately pulls off into a neighborhood street and tries to get me to smoke crack with him lmfao holy shit this just happened and writing it out im raising just how insane this is okay so i do s good job of not smoking crack and he was gonna take me back because he said he didnt know if i was a cop hey nigger you JUST SMOKED CRACK IN FRONT OF ME AND SHOWED ME YOUR CRACK whatever i thought okay so then next bit i simply tell him that the cia used that to weaken "his people" and control them and dropped the topic but cmon crack???? people still smoke that???? whatever anyway hes still pretending to be sketched out by my existence (maybe not pretending idk) but gets me close enough to my street and i tells him i tells him i say here buddy hey pal right here nigger pull into this church but no he doesn't like that so he goes a little farther and pulls over on some side street okay whatever hey spartman reading this guess what budy THE FUCKING DOOR IS NOT OPENABLE and then i start to REALLY think about all my options (yes shut up i already considered my options before getting into this situation) and he ends up unlocking the door (it was like a child lock, but on the front door passenger door idfk, it was sketchy as fuck. id just crawl my ass out the shattered window after killing the nigger. (he was not a threat. i mean "just killing" isnt actually am absurd big dick huh huh im tough statement he really was crack addict size) and then he mentions again some gay shit he tried to call me gay earlier and im like fuk no shitskin my LADY is at my HOUSE nigger but he tries to mention it again when hes letting me out and after im out it hits me oh this nigger is gay THIS NIGGER IS GAY he wanted to fuck around with me he probably thought i was some drunk homohooker but i said something, idr exactly what but i was pissed when i said it and then i said "oh i almost said the word" and he said "haha nigga?" and i said "no with the R" after i just gave this nigger forty bucks (he actually couldn't conceive why i gave him the second twenty. look i was grateful and unlike him im not a nigger and i thought it was good and right for me to give him another twenty after he unprovoked gave me a shirt before giving me a ride)
okay i think that is the end of the story
well i know thats the end but uh i mean of my telling.
tl;dr
i got a ride from a gay nigger and didnt smoke crack with him and told him i was about to call him a nigger with the hard r
No.1647692
>>1647690>raising just how insane this realizing*
No.1647710
>>1647690you should be ded rite now
No.1647713
>>1647710lel ya but i didnt smoke the crack
though tbh i rly srsly considered it No.1647796
>>1647690>i start to REALLY think about all my optionsnobody wants to hear about your gay anal fantasies
No.1647814
>>1647690more like tl;dr shit that never happened
No.1648617
>>1647690>>1647880snopes, can you confirm this story?
No.1648621
>>1648617story: bunked
(you): debunked
this cannot be undone it is reality now kthx
No.1648648
>>1648525what gta 5 mod is this?
No.1648775
>>1648723>>1648762how will the hohols push further into russia now?
No.1648795
>>1648762huh
i never realized the tops of tanks would just spin freely lik that
or is that just because it got fucked in half by a train?
No.1648797
>>1648795they're like the teeth on a blender motor where it connects to the blender container except when you get hit by a train your gears suddenly become free-spinning wheels
No.1648871
>>1648795thats a m109 i think tho
No.1648873
also i think its a model or something you can see through the turret as it spins from under when it faces the camera with the back
No.1649299
>>1649211it's a magical world hobbes ol buddy ol pal!
No.1650260
>>1650258get in the back and hit everything with a hammer just to make sure they're not lying to you
No.1650272
>>1650258probably boolets
No.1650274
>>1650111god damn everyon in that was lucky
>dump truck didn't slam right into the overpass pillar>SUV evaded twice without getting hit No.1650275
>>1650105listen with sound– sound like india
No.1650295
>>1650258its all the cum theyre gonna dump in your ass for having low t
No.1650343
>>1650340it have some sort of air ride thing? its ridin pretty low
No.1650345
>>1650340>007the names pullr
truk n' pullr
No.1650349
>>1650343ya. dont see it often at least front air bags lik what that guy has. i wonder if its gud for da air ride to deflate when you stop for longer than a red light. prob is. i think i used to drive a truk where the rear air bags would deflate when you cut the engine. its been a while. lotta truks just have da leaf springs for the front, but most all have air bags with leaf springs for the back.
No.1650350
>>1650345>reefer unit on trailerlicense to chill
No.1650441
https://archive.ph/88aQKlooks lik a suburb of chimpcong
noty
No.1650771
>>1650441Buc-ees top men are already on it, building a bigger one
No.1651473
>>1650771never even heard of it until i drove past one last year. fuckers have signs advertising it three states away like wtf
apparently it's just redneck disney world
No.1651484
>>1651473you wont be able to go
buc-ees is a truk stop that bans truks and trukrs
No.1651487
>>1651473>redneck disney world that crossed with walmart. tbh i keep meaning to go to the one closest to me, load my cooler up and drop acid then walk around there watching people all day. if i need a break I’ll go drink and smoke cigs at the car
No.1651761
>>1651758>1st one>ded enginewas a lotta smoke. stupid question but i'm no mechanic, shouldn't the air brakes still work even with a ded engine? or do those stop working too and you're just completely fucked?
>2nd onefaggot deserved it but trukbro prolly shouldn't have had that recorded hope he got away with it
No.1651767
>>1651761nah, its definitely air brake failure, likely failed while going down a steep grade before the video started. air brakes fail closed, that is they lock up when there is no air applied. hence why there is smoke coming from low on the truck, near the wheels. it rolling over due to overspeeding (as indicated by the speedo) is another indication the brakes are what failed. a shame the faggot who recorded it used shitty music instead of the real audio because you'd probably hear the jake brake working overtime just keeping the truck from going even faster.
if it was engine failure (pretty unlikely tbh) you'd see smoke coming from the stack(s) instead.
No.1651769
>>1651758second one was vary ghey.
No.1651773
>>1651761>all that smoke>dead engineyou don't think maybe its the brakes on fire- budy?
No.1651776
>>1651761when airbrakes fail they go to 100% applied
budy wasnt able to manage his speed with the engine, u gotta use the engine to control your speed down mountains n shit. da smoke was from the brakes "failing" in the sense they got to hot and when that happens no amount of usin em is gonna slow shit down. got to hot caused by havin only brakes to control speed. thats pretty much always what causes runaway truks and thats what them runaway ramps are for.
tl;dr if ur goin down big hill and truk & pullr!!!!!!!!! is smokin u better gtfo away. def dont get in front of em.
No.1651806
>>1651769cobweb elbow ink is automatic dismissal from race war
No.1651841
>>1651806tats in general, it poisons the body, blood, and soul.
No.1652259
>>1652257how the fuck does one not notice this
wouldn't it affect the handling??
No.1652260
>>1652259youd really think so. i have no idea tho ive never driven one of those thangs
No.1652277
>>1652259from a weight perspective it don't matter much in a straight line. at normal cornering speeds it likely wouldn't be noticed much either, since a long wheelbase requires slow cornering speeds. be even less noticeable with the wheels down.
aero-wise? its empty so the truck has an overabundance of power, you wouldn't notice it much if at all. a strong crosswind could be trouble though.
No.1652289
>>1652257poor dumb sack of shit
what a way to get fired
No.1652292
>>1652257i've seen multiple videos and heard of multiple instances of this happening. why haven't they installed alarms or some shit in the cab to let you know your big ass dump truk basket is up in the air while you're going down the highway?
No.1652297
Idiots forgot to turn in my drug test results so I'm off to renew my CDL, I'll be on the road again soon boys.
No.1652300
>>1652292wouldn't matter if they hire niggers *chirp*
No.1652329
>>1652297what a pain in the ass
>>1652300a rally loud
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE noise is a lot different and mich harder to ignore than a ceiling bird
No.1652330
>>1652329not really when the nigger has airpods in listening to nigger noise at full blast
No.1652339
>>1652330ok gay nigger hypothetical one upping aside is there not a warning buzzer of some sort?
No.1652342
>>1652330wrong, they blast their mumble rap over their $1000 bluetooth speaker system so everyone else in the apartment complex can hear it
No.1652347
>>1652339It tends to be a warning lever that damn near smacks you in the face when it unlatches to show dropping air pressure, but it goes off so frequently during regular operation that in most cases it becomes muscle memory to just reset the bitch and ignore it. Driving on mountain roads he should know better.
No.1652482
your fucking freight shaker shook my freight
No.1652486
>>1652482what the freight are you gonna do about it freighgot?
No.1652487
>>1652481holy sheeeeit
that tanker looks like it took an illegal turn ?
No.1652488
>>1652481holy shit that cab was completely destroyed. rip?
No.1652489
>>1652487he took a fuckin stupidly timed turn at the vary least
No.1652492
trukrbro how many fucked up wrecks have you seen in your time? it's vids like that that make me doubt switching to driving big rigs. i've had a few close encounters in class b box truks before and that shit would always have my nerves frayed for weeks afterward it's gotta be worse with a big ass trailer to worry about
No.1652497
>>1652492personally only seen aftermath, luckily. craziest situation ive had was some absolute niggerbrain four wheeler about a year ago was goin the wrong way in the hammer on an interstate highway in new york (state) in the middle of the night. passed him safely and vary slowly because WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!! if i remember right there was a lady trukr in the hammer next to me and i think she just came to a stop in front of the window licker, which brought him to a stop without collision. rly you gotta keep them fukn peepers peeled. a lot of morons/assholes driving like they got a yolo neck tattoo last week
No.1652552
>>1652492In my experience I'd rather be in the bigger trucks. The Class b shitboxes are more intimidating because they are just big enough to cause damage but just small enough that people get brave/do reckless shit around them.
My first day driving (electrician) they put me in a class B truck by myself on a learning permit at 10PM at night driving through the bar district illegally to deliver a highway sign tho' so I learned to conquer those fears a long time ago.
More or less
>>1652497 minus his scenario though.
No.1652583
>>1652552>just big enough to cause damage but just small enough that people get brave/do reckless shit around themyah that's the kinda shit that would happen to me, especially around arlington/alexandria in virginia. people complain about los angeles or jersey traffic but none of that shit compares to the retards in NoVA. i lost count of the number of times i almost pancaked a car because some fuckin idiot wanted to squeeze ahead of me at a red light as if that'd save him any significant time getting to his shithole office job. glad i don't work around there anymore but i do miss driving sometimes, particularly around the less metropolitan areas
No.1652584
>>1652583ya man people drive like fuckin dickheads in nova
No.1652588
>>1652583>>1652584it's all of va and maryland, buncha army grunts or niggers that don't have the brain capacity to understand that their shitty kia soul is not going to win against that 18 wheeler hauling concrete pipes
No.1652590
>>1652583>arlington/alexandria in virginia>some fuckin idiot wanted to squeeze ahead of me at a red light as if that'd save him any significant time getting to his shithole office jobim p sure they make a lot workin at the pentagon tho
lik way way way too much for what they actually do
No.1652596
>>1652590some of them might've worked there but i'm p sure most of em were dickhead lawyers or paralegals bc they're all over that area like roaches
No.1653959
>>1653942i'd like to know who her
drug dealer is, she's on some pretty good shit
sponsored by pfizer No.1654300
>>1654295i wanna lick her armpits and drag my balls across her ass
No.1654314
>>1654295they pussy all stank and they take it in the shitter
t knower
No.1654316
>>1654314>takes it in the assbased
i wanna put it in there
No.1654337
>>1654295I know that feel, anon. I want to be in an open relantionship with her!
No.1654389
>>1654295this is the kind of thing i
take a shit on and rub in No.1654718
o fuck so thats a damn base station cb radio first and foremost. i guess thats the kinda equipment ppl use when you hear em broadcasting from new mexico when ur out in indiana or whatever
No.1654733
>>1654711impulse buy it duder
No.1654927
>leave at 3am for a ~4hr drive in my car
>on the interstate no one on road except trukrs
>things going fine
>go to pass two truks
>rear truk waits until i'm right there to suddenly merge
>fuckin trailer is less than 4ft from the front of my car
>there was no one on the road behind me and i wasn't passing slow af so he easily could've just waited ten seconds
>same shit happens like half an hour after that on the same interstate
i usually try to give trukbros the benefit of the doubt but some of you faggots deserve to be beheaded tbh
No.1654930
>>1654927thats the truth budy
som trukrs are indescribable from meny 4 wheelr drivrs and just drive greedy and selfish as shit all da time. raly pisses me off tbh
No.1654941
>>1654927The ones out in Wyoming are real dicks and will turn on their brights whenever they make a pass to try and blind/slow down the right lane. They especially like turning on their brights and then riding your ass when you're already doing 20 over.
Night trukrs are just dicks in general yeah.
No.1654942
>>1654941budy im not tryin to defend poor behavior but what part of wyoming are you getting trukrs going 90 to 95 mph riding your ass
and ya som fuckrs just ride they brights no matter what. was gettin blinded a week or so ago by one behind me and i get on the cb and say somethin lik "damn them lights sure are BRIGHT!" and the guy fuckin thanked me i was to busy laffin to tell him to cut the shit before it wasnt a problem anymore
No.1654952
can trukbudys tell me why some truks have like footlong mad max spikes on their wheels
No.1654955
>>1654952same reason as truck nuts
No.1654962
>>1654952for looks lik
>>1654955a part of that is to be scawwy to try and ward others away so ppl dont get to close
least thats wat i figger
No.1655045
>>1654941i'm not in wyoming but they also do that here too, though i just assume most of the time it's absent minded. i forget to turn my hi beams off sometimes too. my shitty little honda's lights don't compare to big rig lights tho lol
>>1654962think those spikes might actually be capable of really doing some damage to a car tho even if they were made of shitty metal or plastic?
imagine it tearing into someone's door shit would be crazy looking
No.1655053
>>1654942Mostly between Cheyenne and Casper along I-25. South-Eastern Wyoming is full of assholes since it's where Colorado, Nebraska, and Utah all meet while trying to avoid I-70/I-80.
No.1655068
>>1654952its to
scare away niggers No.1655449
>>1655299What's even worse is that the whole point of it making noise is supposed to be for pedestrians OUTSIDE so they can hear the car approaching. This is pure vanity on BMW's part and gonna get someone killed.
No.1655456
>>1655449thats a ford but ya
No.1655800
>>1655449rally only gonna heem bikefags and retards so i'm mostly ok with it tbh
No.1655803
>>1655799thats gotta be so fuckin fun. would prolly hurt like a mf if he hit a tree tho
No.1655804
>>1655803if it's anything like go-kart driving it will hurt either way a fww hours later
high-G is hell on the arms
No.1655808
>>1655804yah but that's muscle owies vs broken limbs in a gator infested swamp
No.1655809
>>1655803from a glance it seems less dangerous than skiing right?
inertia's there but a whole boat in front of you to dull the initial impact
t. hit more than one tree going way too fast No.1655842
>>1655449its what happens when you let sim racers dictate vehicle design.
they want all the loud angry noises they get from playing with fake cars in their jewish fake racing games, only in their boring grocery getter. the average jewracing player can't tell the difference.
No.1655849
>>1655809i guess, but that's a fuckin bayou he's in tho he prolly passed by like a dozen gators in that video, it would be
vary bad to fall in there even without being rocked hard af by an impact
also i just noticed, when there's a closeup of his face he looks kinda like younger stephen king and it's making me wonder what kind of insane shit peak cocaine/alcohol/pill popping king would've come up with if he lived in louisiana. think he'd write about underage gangbangs in a floating swamp shack?
No.1656849
>>1656832trukr just havn rly bad day?
No.1656863
>>1656832#them damn blue collar tweekersThis is why meth is bad, mmmmkay?
No.1656987
>>1656966what a fuckin idiot
No.1656989
so did he miraculously survive that? it looked like his head got squished between the hood and the toolbox
No.1657023
>>1656966The fuck is that retard doing?
No.1657027
i'd like to bring your attention to this site
https://www.sport-video.org.ua/index.htmlvery neat site with torrents to pretty much every game played in the past few weeks. all major sports + racism, golf, crik, fighting, soccer etc. full games with commercial breaks removed. current games dl fast
No.1657029
>>1657027lel meant to post this in the today thread
No.1657032
>>1657029why don't you post it in the sports thread
No.1657039
>>1657032every thread is the sports thread
No.1657048
>>1657023if i were to guess from my own experience with retard mechanics he was prolly intending to rev the engine and spook mr. sam there and was stupid enough to not put the thing in neutral first
No.1657053
>>1657027does it have hohol subtitles?
No.1657054
>>1656966i can almost hear his head popping like a zit against the tool box, damn
No.1657065
>>1656966that was intentional right?
No.1657066
>>1657065ya
>>1657048 nailed it
didnt see updates so not sure if dude lived
No.1657067
>>1657065Hell yeah it was! That was a sick prank to get views bruh….
No.1657069
>>1657066>>1657067nah i was wrong it was a brake failure. though he still may have been fucking around beforehand i guess. just a heads up if you try to click the original link it will take an eon to load bc of tons of gay script bullshit, it took forever to archive too:
https://tiremeetsroad.com/2024/10/22/mechanic-miraculously-survives-customers-car-running-over-moments-rolls-open-shops-garage-doors/https://archive.is/9qnIX No.1657070
actually yah he was definitely fucking around now that i think about it bc he came in fast af
hope he got fired
No.1657074
>>1657069how the fuck did he survive that
No.1657078
>>1657074the thing on the front bumper (some kind of rack? idk wtf it is can't see it very well) may have knocked the toolbox back enough so his head had room to go under the car instead of between it and the toolbox
No.1657080
>>1657078or maybe heem skull is 3" thick, sufficiently protecting his brain
No.1657082
>>1657080well he is a mechanic lel
No.1657096
>>1657082doesn't look like a
stealyershit shop though
No.1657100
>>1657082little peanut brain, must be a republikkkan 🤣🤣🤣
No.1657129
>>1657096the look of the shop is irrelevant, tardchanics are everywhere
joking aside glad he's ok that'd have been a rally stupid way to get your dome popped like a zit
No.1657282
>>1657279y hit oleo with giant chopstick i hat ypipo and theil dislegald fol dericious sweet tleats
No.1658591
>>1658586wew gushers commercials need to chill
No.1658602
>>1658592GOOD fuck motocicleta banditos or however you say it in gay af portuguese
No.1658677
>>1658586how it feels to chew five gum
No.1659463
>>1659454thats just florida
No.1659480
>>1659475man i'm too high for this shit rn
No.1659493
>>1659475that's a roadside emergency gender reaffirming surgery, you bigot
No.1659785
>>1659475tranny go weeeeeeeeeeeee
No.1660691
>>1660663the chad trukr vs the virgin picuckp trukr
looked like that shit had one of those price tags you see at dealerships too, wonder if he was test driving it
No.1660785
>>1660691lmao, imagine the dealers face when heem drove that thang onto the lot
No.1661001
>>1660785he most certainly died but i'm laffin at the thought of the truck still being able to roll afterward and somehow making its way all the way back to the dealership with his broken shredded body inside
No.1661003
>>1661001>he most certainly diedfuck, another democrat voter
No.1661039
>>1660663i feel bad for the guy in the shitter. rip
No.1661076
>>1661039dude was probly just tryna unclog his hog in there to some /gif/ rimming thread on the company network
i feel for him
No.1661105
>>1661076i want an update on that story
No.1661265
>>1660663If you pause it just right, you can tell he's staring at the trucker as his shit impacts
I felt bad at first but dumbass legit knew what he was doing and thought he'd survive
No.1661292
>>1661265dunno why just braking and waiting to pass is so fuckin hard for people. you're not losing that much time, certainly not enough to gamble with your damn life like that
No.1661398
>>1661105my boss never brought it up again and i hired da hot little sex mynx who starts tomorrow tbh
No.1661449
>>1661398never hire hot chicks.
No.1661673
>>1661398in what position? inb4
you get to zoom to her perky tits and goon under the desk?
No.1661710
>>1661449she was the best candidate. 🤷🏿
cover letter, enthusiastic
and competent interview, follow up email
i hope she lasts. women don't usually last long at my work
tho lately theres been some hispanic ones that have been hangin>>1661673a junior engineering position
im fucking DYING for an enthusiastic employee tbh. im starved of mentoring opportunities
No.1661738
yeah babe it's very important for a junior engineer to thoroughly examine this /gif/ thread and reach back to me with a report 😉
No.1662446
Ayy trukrbruvs my work is offering me free training, but I may have an SAP that isn't on record because DOT is 3 years behind. If it shows up later fuck the job but I won't lose my recreational driving privileges too, right? That's all I really give a shit about rn since free CDL loicense
No.1662489
muh heckin acronymos!
No.1662508
>>1662446get ur free cdl budy. all you have to do to keep it legal is get a medical card every 2 years. what you can legally do with a regular license is not effected at all by having a cdl, which will be your regular license. the only issues would be with tryin to get trukn jobs. also
your breathalyzer limit cuts in half when ur driving a regular vehicle. idk how you are about havin a drink then heading home but that effectively makes one beer to meny. if you decide to say fuck the medical card you gotta go to the dmv and get ur license downgraded back to a regular license, they can nail you driving your regular car if you have a cdl but dont have an up to date med card.
tl;dr
i strongly suggest getting a free cdl. it dont matter whats on your record, thats just for jobs (insurance reasons)
No.1662511
>>1662508Nice, that's what I figured. Not gonna even be in a driving job rn so as soon as I figure out wtf they're doing with job I'm transferring into I'll go apply for that since getting a new medical card is ez peezy.
Prolly ask the DOT to do a deep search on my records then too and if the SAP shows up I'll deal with that shit then, I just don't wanna deal with 5 years of random drug testing for smoking weed on my own time when last company had me illegally driving a class B truck on a permit. No.1662525
>>1662511>deep search on my recordswhat ur lookin for is ur MVR, iirc. when ive had to be applyin for jobs a couple reps just sent me my MVR that they had to pull to see if they wanted to hire me. gettin ur MVR isnt free, tho idk if its expensive or what. what im tryin to say is you can just apply to a few jobs on driverpulse or somethin else and theyll tell you "hey you got this shit on ur record, no hire" or whatever, and they might send you the actual MVR just tryin to be nice.
it would be easier and faster to do it yourself but ive gotten a copy or two for free that way
and i didnt even want it lel i know i got a perfect recordalso stop chongin it if u wanna start trukin. sum retard runs into ur *stopped correctly at a red light* truk n dies then ur gettin a drug test and if you fail you will be on the hook for murder.
No.1662526
>>1662525Nah that's what I mean is MVR is clean and Clearinghouse shows nothing so I don't know if the company didn't file because they did illegal shit or if they filed but DOT forgot to process the paperwork.
>Stop chongin itNot really a problem since I normally don't smoke. Was a wrong place at the wrong time thing where the stars aligned to fuck me in the ass. Anyways I just don't wanna do 5 years of random UAs and spend several hundred dollars (and having to tell companies I've done a SAP) if there ain't a reason to.
No.1662540
>>1662526>spendnah. ive never had to do a random, but my teammate has twice since weve been driving together and she never had to pay for it. the DOT or whoever will contact your company and tell em you need a drug test NOW and your company will most likely pay for it. if you get a trukn job you should ask before taking it whos gonna pay for random tests if they come up. and if its been 3 years and it still isnt on ur clearinghouse or anything it likely never will be. they dont fuck around with getting that shit up to date, at least not a year not to mention 3 years
No.1663316
>>1663220What an ass. Publix trukr shouldn't have pulled out like that, but he clearly could tell he wasn't gonna make it and should have stopped. Or at least slowed down. That was clear nigger energy.
No.1663322
>>1663223>>1663231p sure he got heemed, that's how you get decapitated
No.1663343
>>1663231he bumped his head
No.1664263
>>1664260is that a bad sign or is that some custom shit to deliberately make flames?
No.1664283
>>1664263Normally it's a sign that you have incomplete combustion and it's leaking into the exhaust, but in this case I think the retard is running the truck in a low gear with his foot on the gas because it shouldn't be red-hot like that otherwise. Prolly used to driving automatica and never trained on manuals.
No.1664297
>>1664283legally speaking he would have at least had to pass the driving test in a manual in order to drive one
No.1664341
>>1664283it could also be related to turdocharger failure, with oil leaking into the exhaust. be more useful if they had the raw audio without music.
No.1664342
>>1663220thats one hell of a way to turn your car into a convertible
No.1664496
i randomly started thinking of top gear and went to look up what clarkson has been up to and then landed on his wikipedia page and saw how many complaints he's gotten over his career. brits are such fuckin whiners and never deserved a show as fun as top gear
that is all, fuck the uk
No.1664499
>>1664496hes recently been ongry about White genocide in britain on the farms
No.1664592
>>1664588inheritance taxes are just pure evil
just another way for these venomous cocksucking globohomo governments to suck off even more from the people
not to mention that from any inheritance the money/assets have been getting taxied it along but lord forbid it change names then they are entitled to a lump sum of said money
"but you didnt EARN that money" decries the tax free lobbyist bribe collector, sick shit
No.1664607
>>1664592a ryder truk and 1 ton of REDACTED parked in front of a federal REDACTED would solve all of this
No.1664611
>>1664603death to journos
No.1664811
>>1664792>still looking for i40fug i wonder how long it'll be before all that shit is repaired, be careful trukbuds
No.1664855
>>1664792the craziest one i ever saw was in WV
guy had lost control on some highway in the middle of fuckall, smashed through a median and his cab was just fucking dangling off a lik 200ft cliff
idk how you even get out of something lik that. i certainly wouldnt wanna move
No.1664865
>>1664855somsone posted a trukrnigr a couple months ago trying to avoid a pickup comin in her lane and drove off a bridge, shit was scary
No.1664872
>>1664792that dont look like a particularly truk friendly area in general.
No.1664880
>>1664872i dont think you have to be a trukr to know roads in appalachia can be gnarly af
No.1664881
lik drunk retards flying their cars off of cliffs has to be one of the more common ways to die in the region
No.1664882
i know the roads going over the rockies have those big runaway strips for trukrs or anyone whos brakes fucked out on them. ive never seen anything lik that in appalachia tho
im p sure most of those roads have big signs saying no trukrs allowed, but w that one interstate still fucked theres prolly not much of a choice
No.1664885
>>1664882there's one tiny backroad in wv that connects the two interstates that everyone needs to travel on, trukr or not, and if it gets backed up then ur pretty much fukd
No.1664892
>>1664865i member that. it was kinda funny bc a sheboon is usually the one driving like a fuckin tard but that pikuck truck waa doing some squirrelly shit
No.1664893
>>1664882They might not have them in Appalachia because they are unable to expand the right of way. That’s all I can think of for a reason not to have them. I mean the Rockies are pretty steep and they still built them in there, so to say it’s because of the Appalachian terrain is silly imo.
No.1664895
>>1664882theres definitely runaway strips in appalachia but theyre sure af not onthese tiny backroads. it's usually just on the interstates where you see them. at least they're up in WV and parts of VA and TN i can't really speak for anything south of that
No.1665400
>>1665375that have shit like that at landfills too
No.1665495
>>1665400if only they had shit like that at EBT offices….
where they dumped out all the NIGGERS into some sort of pit
No.1665988
>>1665375do you get to stay inside?
is there a "piss-shake" at the end?
sounds fun tbh
No.1666092
>>1666088>yet another pickuck trukstarting to see why that fag who sperged when i called the cybertruk ugly hates these guys so much tbh
No.1666093
>>1666088>>1666092looks more like he just lost control and didn't try to cut him off
saw a pickup spin out in front of me once, was kinda funny tbh
No.1666099
>>1666093no shit he lost control it's the fact he was riding that close to the fuckin plow in the first place that makes him a retard. it should be common sense that you give plows like a lane's worth of space in that situation. everyone else was in a mostly cleared lane that was right there too lmao like just don't drive on slush if you don't have to wtf this isn't hard
No.1666100
>>1666088most pickup truk guys are fags but I'd still get a tacoma if i could
No.1666113
>>1666092someone post the road rage vid of the two pickup fags at eachothers windows shooting eachother
its a hard rule that unless you're driving a qt little cool pickup
or a cybertruck you're probly a blowhard fagot
No.1666119
>>1666113where do you even find a smaller truck anymore? every dealership just sells fuckhuge trucks that break down within months yet somehow still cost 40 thousand fuckin dollars
No.1666138
>>1666113the smol beds arent rly that much more useful than having some SUV that can push its seats down tho
at least the full beds you can actually move a lot of shit at once
also the little mini ones usually have little mini faggot engines too, so if youre trying to move/launch anything larger than a smol boat/jetski, theyre practically useless
lik, by then youre just as much in it for "teh lifestyle" as the dorks who put monstertruck wheels on their shit
id rather just go full lesbian and get an old subaru at that point. you can still move a ton of shit if you put the seats down and those things engines are fucking indestructible
No.1666151
>>1666119Usually on the used market.
I rhino-lined my dodge dakota with a manual transmission and I'm gonna drive that fucker into the ground before I sell her.
No.1666153
>>1666138>little mini ones what little mini ones the smallest trucks i've seen for sale were still like twice the size of the average truck you could buy in the 90s. also that reminds me, wtf is with the trucks that have like a 4 foot bed, they don't seem like you could haul anything in that like just get an SUV like you said and fold the seats down at that point
>>1666151>usedlel with how the used market is where i'm at i'd be lucky to find one that runs and has less than 250k miles on it. how is it that fuckin isis was able to get all those little toyotas handed out like candy but it isn't possible to find one in amerigay?
No.1666183
>>1666119you buy an ancient truck from the 80s or 90s
>>1666138>the smol beds arent rly that much more useful than having some SUVyes they are faggot, you slap a pipe rack on the back and now you can fill up the bed and throw long shit on top. you can park them in reasonable places and they aren't obnoxious in general
>also the little mini ones usually have little mini faggot engines too>so if youre trying to move/launch anything larger than a smol boat/jetskiya you need your
CUMMINS 8L V8 TURBOCHARGED ENGINE you fuckin queer? gotta enjoy your 6MPG as you move around your piece of shit boomer fiberglass boat that you use once a year during some shitty glamping trip to the lake?
you're a fucking faggot. its just that simple
No.1666189
>>1666183cybertruk uggo and u gay
No.1666193
>>1666189sorry spud
gotta side with cyberfag on this one
No.1666215
are camper shells worth keeping or should i get rid of the one that came with the shitheap i just bought. all i'm going to use the truck for is housework and i can't think of why i'd need the shell at all. pls don't direct homoerotic fanfics at me idc about this retarded slapfight
No.1666218
>>1666215keeps shit dry
pic unrelated
No.1666220
>>1666218i can just get one of those rollout covers for that, or use a tarp. fuck it i'm getting rid of it all it's gonna do is sit in my yard
>picreminds me of how retarded expensive vans have gotten too. fuckin vanlyfe :^) faggots made finding even a heavily used one in need of serious repairs for less than $8k pretty much impossible, and god help you if you want one that actually runs fine
No.1666227
>>1666220ya like you said, you just use a tarp.
camper shells are GAY
No.1666238
>>1666153>how is it that fuckin isis was able to get all those little toyotas handed out like candy but it isn't possible to find one in amerigay?Come on now you know the answer they were fed-provided at a steep discount, feds bought them from used car sellers to hide their tracks.
No.1666239
>>1666183>you buy an ancient truck from the 80s or 90sThankfully with Trump in they should be removing the EPA regulations that make it so everything is an eco-car or an SUV.
No.1666241
>>1666239isnt some of that state shit tho?
No.1666244
>>1666238isis was rolling around in brand new shit tho, lik straight out of a nip factory new. if the feds were just giving them whatever junk they could buy off of cletus then there would've been a bunch of shit like old fords and chevys in the mix
No.1666246
>>1666244lots of toyotas are shipped straight to the middle east like saudi arabia, from there it's easy to get
No.1666262
>>1666259its a shame you cant rly get actual amphetamine anymore
outside of docs, of course.
fucking basers gotta smoke everything
lame
No.1666297
>>1666277Holy shit he doesn't even give a fuck, doesn't even try to get back over or slow down lmao
No.1666318
>>1666278you
can get benze
drex OTC still
benze
drine is what my grandma used to use. long gone. but benzedrex kinda sux. its for fag orgies and desperate tweakers
and idk if you ever tried but its wacky tryna dose that shit right ime. chewing on cut up chunks of inhaler stuff. its retarded
you know whats the gud stuff is dexedrine. that was the one i liked. doesnt linger on for lik 12hrs, actually nice buzz.
can never find that shit anymore. its all levo-amphetamine trash lik adderall, or whatever tf vyvanse is
garbage. buncha calm zombie drone workers taking their prescribed dosage of pissbabby speed analogues daily
miss me w that shit
amp is for highly infrequent and irregular abuse. anything else is bound to cause problems ime
No.1666330
>>1666119>>1666153used old toyota pikup are def worth driving a bit for, they somehow hold or gain value too
insurance kicked 9G first offer on '91 pikup 250k miles after gettin tboneredor could always snag a 4WD gookcart
No.1666338
>>1666318Never got dex I always heard it was nice.
> amp is for highly infrequent and irregular abuse. Oh man that’s the truth. Addy binges are worthless though. It’s amp salts, it must be all the other garbage that makes it trash.
sulfate, nitrate, etc No.1666342
>>1666320so you are telling me meth can cure allergies ?
i have just been dosing vitamin c this whole time…
No.1666346
>>1666338dexedrine/dexamphetamine is the first two salts in ads
its the fun stuff
the last two are levoamphetamine, which is the last 6hrs of it which suck dick and dont need to be there imo
then theres vyvanse which is some gay shit that you need to digest and then it eventually turns into levo
its fucking trash. you sell it to college kids. thats what its for
>>1666342absolutely
so will morphine and heroin and p much any opiod toodry your nose right out
same mechanism by which ephedrine and pseudoephedrine work. theyre CNS stims and a side-effect is drying ur shit out
lik immediately
antihistamines are a far more direct approach to solving the problem, but they also suck and make you feel tired as shit
by contrast: amps
No.1666358
>>1666342I had a homeless guy tell me once, “the reason covid isn’t big in the homeless is because firstly, we don’t have time of the shit, and honestly, the meth kills it”
So there you have it, the real cure for covid was meth all along.
No.1666365
>>1666358its the same thing w dope fiends
only time they get sick is if they cant score
youre never gonna hear about some junkie having the flu, cuz they wont exhibit the symptoms and wont even notice theyre sick. theyll just stay loaded af through the whole thing, and their immune system will take care of the rest
No.1666403
>>1666358so methssouri is the healthiest state in the union?
No.1666415
>>1666403By homebum logic, sure. We could try and get the resident GHOSTourian and kcbro to take a poll
No.1666775
>>1666773Man I know that people joke that Jaguar is for tryhard faggots, but this is taking the faggot part a bit too literally.
No.1666782
>>1666778cooking meth is apart of K
culture
No.1666791
>>1666778Part of being prepped for SHTF is knowing what you can turn into meth and sell to junkies in exchange for food/ammunition/sex.
No.1666793
>>1666773p sure this is fake, looks like the car from the barbie world music video
No.1666795
>>1666773this is a cyber chrystler 300 coup
No.1666798
>>1666793It's real, it's on their xitter
No.1666824
>>1666816idk bout you but cyber lover girl can get it
No.1666825
>>1666773this looks so fucking retarded holy shit
as if modern cars couldn't get any worse
No.1666828
>>1666773if it was vantablack then it'd look kinda like the batmobile from one of those bruce timm batman cartoons
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>>1666824sheem chinky tho