No.7466
yo what the fuck that genuinely looks fun as hell. i also vaguely recall seeing this character in some shitpost videos from a few years back whoever makes this is p funny
No.7469
>>7468honestly she was always pretty masculine, first pic looks like fucking David Bowie lol
No.7470
>>7468>>7469yah normally the tranny treatment is egregious but in this case im p sure kojimbo specifically wanted her to look like manwoman snake
No.7471
>>7469It looks a bit off but yeah, i'm not mad about it.
>david bowieThat's everyone in MGS
No.7473
bloodstained got dlc outta nowhere
it's classic mode and they left the dogshit CV1/2 movement with committed jumping in tho
No.7474
>>7466just one dude made a movie called killer bean over a decade ago and i guess some yimmers found it and started having fun. watched it in the past year and enjoyed it. worth a watch with a couple brews with the boys or smth. havent looked into it but i can only assume hes got control over the game too
No.7487
i forgot how fuckin funny that movie is. my favorite part is how every scene that comes off kinda serious is immediately turned hilarious because of ragdolling
No.7488
>>7473>they left the dogshit CV1/2 movement with committed jumping inbased
No.7492
>>7490until AI driven complete open world VR games where i can rape samus become a thing i'm not going to be excited about a vidya
No.7493
>>7490it only took like 8 years lol, I'm surprised they didn't just keep it as a release game for their new console
No.7494
>>7493nah thats what the next star fox game is being held back for. the system will then fail like the wii u and niptendo will hold the series back again forbthe next failure
No.7497
>>7493is there a nu nonetendo console announced?
No.7498
>>7497yes, a switch 2 was announced
No.7587
>>7586Terry speaking actual English and not Engrish
sovlless
No.7590
>>7587Arook for a japanese trairer and hes probabry engrish
No.7596
>>7594Looks neat but don't want to install tencent spyware
No.7601
>>7596never got this
hardware's backdoor slut vol 5 by great satan, whats tencent gonna do with it? genuine question
No.7607
>>7601hardware's the super sekrit club that's only used by glowies, mossad, etc.
spyware (software) is "you will own nothing and you will be happy" normalization exploited by globohomo corpos for day-to-day business
it's the difference between getting fucked if you threaten the clinton foundation or THE LEGITIMATE STATE OF ISRAEL versus getting whored daily and all the money goes to your pimp
that and tencent is owned by the bugmen and everything that's bad for the west is categorically good for the bugmen
No.7615
>>7607wait are chinks selling their spyware analickticks to globohomo? also i dont buy that intel and nvidia is just straight piping to glowies without skimming
i buy xi brand sail foams and install custom rom bcuz dumbograssy is a bigger threat to me as a burger. if thats dumb, bully me
not saying install the bugware at all. just realized i lost track of this stuff
No.7616
>>7615>wait are chinks selling their spyware analickticks to globohomo?yes, but they're most certainly also using it for their own ends too
>dumbograssy is a bigger threat to me as a burgeryou do know chinks are second only to pissrael when it comes to pushing cancerous policies in the usa, right? they do the same shit in cantada and straya and they've p much taken over them completely.
No.7630
>>7616>yesinteresting. sauce me? curious the companies. theyre p insular otherwise
>you do knowofc, every cunt with a budget is doing it
you prob read it but cia released a trove of info on the slant menace, bugs infiltrated a shitload of cali and that was decades agothe """people""" here allowing that (and absurd real estate bullshit) are bigger prob to me tho. most of em are funding the push themselves anyway
No.7746
still waiting for this on steam, looks rly gud
>>7607honestly i'd rather have chink spyware than burger spyware since i don't live in china so the bugmen can't arrest me for saying bad things against chairman mao or winnie the pooh on my chinesium phone (unless they wannt black ops kidnap me in the middle of the night), but glowies here absolutely would if i were to talk shit about our greatest ally or suggest that maybe bombing brown kids is not good
No.7749
>>7746missed that one, looks sweet. dem gun flashes are nice touch
No.7777
>>7775So it's basically pic related but not total shit? Cool I guess.
Also 7777 get fuck /sp/iggers lol
No.7800
>>7777all gets on sportschan are /sp/ gets
checkmate atheists
No.7825
>>7823idk what's the first one that qualifies? 10000? If so see you in like 10 years my /sp/igga
No.7835
playin Terry in SF6
gosh im bad at fighting games but i love playin em all the same. pretty musch the only genre i play nowadays. at least the past few years.
No.7836
>>7835Fightan games are pure svffering if you don't know anyone to play local multiplayer with, online has too many obsessed autists to the point that it's near impossible to win anything if you're a normie. That was my experience with FighterZ anyway, haven't played a SF game since 4
No.7839
>>7836i got some buddies that i play online with. i been mostly playing snk games and budy i do not even entertain the idea of fighting randoms in kof though i did play a lot on samsho when that came out cuz i had it on the switch and that was the only version that had playable and even good online. SF6 looked good, especially compared to the trash heap that is 5, so i got that one. i have 4 too but havent played tooooo much of it, but had fun when i have. i never played a lot of SF so im trying to play more now and its fun, but still getting used to it a lil bit. was playin earlier tonight and was raly enjoying ken and bison—
No.7862
speakin of nu gaems
holy mother of fuck i had no idea ubisoft was doing THIS bad
i dont follow modern vidya tbh, but do they even have any big releases lined up soon? if not theyre in rly fucking big trouble, lik reverse split trouble, if this keeps up for much longer. look at that YTD graph. thats absolutely cataclysmic. and now they got regulations trouble which is very much called for, obv, given how they shill gambling bullshittery to children. but still, thats def not gonna help the stonk price
but man, its so fucking bad that if you bought p much any time after the end of 2013, youre down rn. think about that for a second. thats fucking incredible. think about how many games theyve sold, and how many bajillions in microtransactions theyve scheisted, since 2014 began. and yet their precious shareholders are eating THAT MUCH DICK
wew
CEO better be in his panic room already cuz shareholders are gonna find him and literally rip him apart limb from limb
tl;dr
death to AAA
No.7863
>>7862lik its down so far the degenerate gambler in me is tellin me its a buy
i mean wtf? 10 yurobucks? you prolly cant even buy one of their DLCs for that cheap.
and its fucking ubisoft, one of the biggest companies in the industry
but then, its also ubisoft, and they make some of the shittiest games ive ever seen in my entire life
what do you think /sp/veee?
No.7870
>>7863calling buyout or merger. maybe they'll nationalize
blackcock subsidiary but thats not a buy imo
No.7877
>>7867>sweet babby incoh yeah forgot about that shit. i thought the rats renamed it or tried to split it up in an effort to hide from being exposed tho?
>>7870think EA would snatch them up?
>>7869>soundless i don't normally bitch about that but the vid is over 5 minutes long and it looks like there's a lot going on. looks neat tho i guess
No.7878
>>7877>EAgonna go on a wild one and say amazog or microshaft
No.7880
>>7869honestly
mgs3 doesnt need a remake
its graphics still hold up, which is crazy for a ps2 era game
its a great example of a game dev mastering what they had and stretching every bit of processing power of the ps2 for the right thing
i played it on an emulator a few years back and i was amazed how great it looks with just a couple of settings tweaks
No.7881
>>7870im p sure i literally cant buy yuro stonk directly anyways so it doesnt matter. idk how that stuff even works if youre overseas and buying it by proxy via the OTC market and then they get bought out. im sure its bullshit and you dont actually get paid out, cuz fuck you its the OTC market, and youre just buying some proxy stonk from some shady cunts run out of the caymans or whatever
i just see that shit and its lik "nah thats too cheap, even for that crap"
you see something on sale for what it was 10 fucking years ago, and its one of the leaders of the industry, and your trigger finger starts to itch. its instinctual. cant follow instincts w stonk tho.
im glad im not some suit dummy rn, theyre prolly gonna triple down on it cuz muh asscreed is just a meme to print money to those guys. despite the fact that the last gud asscreed game was, what, asscreed 2? lik 14yrs ago or some shit?
nah theyre toast and i wouldnt be surprised their shareholders seek out some sort of legal action against them. theyve been continually misled, and then left to bleed out for several years now
No.7882
i rly think this is signaling the beginning of the end of modern AAA tho
if ubisoft can go down that hard, that means literally ANYTHING can go down. ppl who are heavily invested in other AAA companies are prolly shitting their pants rn wondering when the other shoe will drop
and its not lik theres rly a way out for ubisoft
i mean sure, its vidya industry: you release one smash hit and youre gud for lik 10 more yrs
but i know, even with all of the studios theyve absorbed, that theyre literally incapable of making a gud, or even decent, game. ffs theyve been copypasting the same game since i was in middle school. its ogre. their formula doesnt work anymore, and theyve burned ALL of their consumers gud faith
im certain SOMEONE will step in and buy asscreed and fagcry, cuz those are still big ticket IPs, but theyll prolly wait for it to bleed out even more. cuz why wouldnt you? them getting hit with regulations is gonna send them into freefall again, almost for certain
No.7884
>>7882I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft buys them out like they have done with most of the other Western companies that are actually relevant. If subscription services like Gamepass didn't exist and you still had to pay like $60 per game I think we'd have already seen a crash on the same level as the one in the 80s (also caused by an inundation of shit games that nobody cares about) because normies don't give enough of a shit to spend big money on this stuff anymore. Another thing that I think affects it a lot are the really fucking long development times that a lot of AAA games have now (like TESVI OR GTA6). I don't know if it's due to higher expectations for muh grafix or just the companies being lazy but people are naturally going to lose interest in something if they know it's going to be a 10+ year wait.
No.7942
>>7940>Argentinian stalkersounds basado
i tried argentinian eye of the beholder for GBA a few months ago and it was actually surprisingly SOVL. gotta go back and actually finish it
No.7950
>>7942Looks neat, I'll have to snag a ROM for my phone emulator.
No.7953
>>7949It looks good but I can't forget that he cucked out
No.7968
>>7951nah ShinobuAnon is as the name implies an anon who made a game simulating his waifu relation with Shinobu. As
>>7953 implies he cucked out and made it a "generic waifu simulator" before dropping it halfway in and
understandably cucking to reddit and creating an AI waifu simulator using the same software for gibs
No.7969
>>7968Eh can't really blame him if he's trying to make money from the project. Shilling on chans is pointless because most the people on these sites are either poorfag NEETs or just generally have the common sense to pirate shit.
No.7971
>>7969don't forget there's a much higher chance of accidentally pissing off a sperg and winding up the target of an autistic crusade
No.8020
>>7992>first portion is some marvel movie tier cinematic trailer>those sound effects are also generic marvel movie bullshitunique sound design is a lost art isn't it? the gameplay portion looked pretty tho, but it's hard to get a gauge on whether it mite b fun or not from what little was shown
>>7993tbh outside of the first movie i've never been that into indiana jones as a franchise in general
No.8040
>>7993>The Great KikelIt's probably going to be average. The bargain bin type of game. Not bad but nothing to be excited about. Fans still want it to be in 3rd person and the reason given by the devs didn't convince me (since they're known for FPS games, they likely can't make a 3rd person game).
No.8041
>>8040I wouldn't even be surprised if the game is actually just a heavily modded version of FO4 or Starfield
No.8046
>Little bro creamed his pants and bought the LCD shitdeck on sale without consulting for his gamin' PC
I was gonna go half-and-half on the nicer OLED with improved processing power but I guess he wanted his own system. How fucked is he?
No.8047
>>8046depends on how big of a difference in processing power. if it's not that spectacular he prolly made the better decision to just get a cheaper version and not have to share it with someone else
No.8048
>>8047Processor is only slightly older, but the LCD model is a power hog with poor circulation/design so the actual runtime after X hours is significantly worse. It's a good deal but he also spent an entire week's wages on it even if he's working overtime next month to pay rent.
No.8049
>>8046tell him to come here and post his 'ick on 'eck
No.8050
>>8048>splurging on stupid vidjer gorms when rent is a noteworthy issue regardless of whatever model he picked you should tell him to stop being retarded with his money.
taking a quick glance at the sale price it's $336, if that is enough to plague his entire next month's budget then he should focus on getting a way better job than whatever horseshit he's stuck in right now
No.8051
>>8050He's one of those people who won't learn until he's homeless, and at that point he's more likely to commit suicide. He thinks the world owes him a comfy home and vidya. It can't be helped.
No.8052
>>8051have you tried beatings?
No.8053
>>8052They had the reverse effect.
No.8062
>>8061well that certainly looks interesting
No.8070
>>7862they're probably going to go private but the frog family that owns it really doesn't want to get pushed out of the picture
maybe they'll auction off their properties to someone actually competent
loli just want a new splinter cell that's good
No.8074
>>8070>splinter cell that's good>look up when the last game was released>2013completely ded franchise, reviving it this long after is almost guaranteed failure.
anyway the last one i played was double agent and that was a
huge step down from chaos theory, like sub-pandora tomorrow level of step down. i still remember enjoying parts of it but having sam become a fugitive at the end was some gay jason bourne bullshit and i didn't bother with anything afterwards. it's a real shame too considering all the new military tech that's come out since then, a writer that's worth a damn could easily magic up an outline where sam infiltrates like BRICS nations and has to figure out how to operate around modern surveillance and drones or something.
anything but the direction it went. even if you want to be "realistic" about it since sam would be old af by now you could introduce a new operative that he trained and as long as he isn't written to have some rainbow hair marvel quip tier personality it could probably work
No.8078
>>8074prolly, i haven't even played through chaos theory all the way through. i heard it only got worse after that but i want to see it for myself
there's a scene in convction where he beats the shit out of anna but that's all i know. the first one was good, pandora tomorrow was also pretty good, i like the part where you have to switch back and forth between night and thermal vision to avoid the spotlights and landmines at the same time.
have them all burned to discs for my 360 so i just need to set aside time to go through all of them
No.8080
>>8078it's probably been said a million times but chaos theory is the goat stealth game. you should finish it and thoroughly explore all the options for each mission, it's very much worth it imo. i liked the first two games too but the missions are much more linear which kinda kills their replayability
>spoiler lel can you kill her too like you could kill the headscarf lady (delilah?) in pandora tomorrow
was that even pandora tomorrow? it's been years since i played it tbh No.8081
>>8080i think it was just a cutscene, never played it and i only saw the thumbnail
also ya that was PT, i loved that part since you're supposed to follow her in the shadows in jerusalem while stealth taking down IDF soldiers (i think), then right as you get in the elevator you have about five seconds to shoot her or else a ton of guards show up in the next level cuz she jews you
great game design tbh
No.8084
>>8081it really was. when i said "step below PT" i meant more in regards to the linearity of it btw, i didn't mean to shit on PT. it's just that after chaos theory and how every level was pretty open ended with how you went about completing objectives in comparison to the first two games double agent was kinda a slap to the face. it might not even be as bad as i'm remembering it actually bc i played it right after sinking a shitload of time into chaos theory, but i do know the story was fuckin stupid, with the way lambert was killed off being particularly stupid. dude's in charge of aome black budget NSA type shit and i'm supposed to believe he's gonna be retarded enough to personally waltz down to a known terrorist hideout and sniff around? gtfo my face with that
No.8086
>>8074They managed to revive Hitman and that was a similar timeframe I think. How is Splinter Cell anyway and are they playable on PC nowadays? Never really bothered with it back in the day since I was a hardcore MGSfag
No.8087
>>8086the gap between hitmans was only like 5 years, and hitman also wasn't ever owned by ubisoft which is a suicidally incompetent company
it actually tries and imo succeeds really well at being a stealth game for at least the first three installments and
sort of for the 4th, though you can tell that's where it falls apart bc they got rid of the light meter and just put in a two color indicator on sam's equipment. you are very much encouraged to make it through missions with as few kills and alerts as possible otherwise enemies become progressively more alert and remain so for the rest of the mission instead of like with mgs where everyone shits their pants but then everything goes back to complete calm after a timer. i'm p sure they've all got pc releases
No.8111
poe2 is fuckin gud and dont gimme that payin for free gayme i got stash tabs for my hording dag nabbit
a lot lik d2. gorgeous, best loot system in one of these maybe ever, drops are upped to the point i had 4 exalts before lvl 30, not as much customization in builds tho but the leveling feels great and its still missing half the story so hopefully chris'll prob fig that out and add more skills
minor gripes towards mapping but prob 8.333/10 right now