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blogpost Spartman 01/02/24 (Tue) 21:02:19 No.1597990 [Reply]

did u know theyre charging like $1200+ for mexican fenders now?

solution
>buy an high end squier for $500
>swap bridge pickup out for custom-made one
>?????
>save like $700
suck my fuckin dick jose
learn your place

shit sounds better too like fuck i was just playing one of the nu 2023 from the cali plant so muh USA made yim jazzmasters and it was fucking garbage i couldnt even believe it. even worse it had a custom floating bridge instead of the usual, actually good, jazzmaster one. like yah thx bro i really wanted MORE tuning issues thas totes why im buying a new guitar
straight up squier jazzmaster from fucking indonesia was less of a bear to play
is the cali fender plant just garbage now? i saw this other yim guitar too and it was awful it was a jazzmaster with these 3 humbuckers dressed-up as """"goldfoils"""" and it had a fucking BIGSBY tremolo. made me throw up in my mouth a lil tbph. 14 hundred bucks too lik gtfo outta here

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Spartman 01/03/24 (Wed) 23:09:12 No.1598141

>>1598140
gitars are GAY

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 00:49:22 No.1598155

>>1598133
sure everyone knows how to play one from school, but how many are actually GOOD at it?
then again in school the only guitar i learned to play was autistic

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:27:20 No.1598167

>>1598141
then you must be a master guitarist

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 05:42:34 No.1598197

>>1598080

>also literally a grand. mexican. 1k. no thx
I would probably buy one again if I want a Jag/JM, excluding the Squier Signature JMJM

>the dual circuits let you set two different volume/tone configs
In regards to my guitar: I thought about modifying that back onto my guitar, which the HHs don't have, they have a kill switch instead. But I don't see myself using that. The high cut toggle accomplishes basically the same thing for way less effort. Same with the coil blending.

>but it kinda misses the point
Also in regards to my guitar in particular: The kill switch is far more usable in reality. I think there's a reason nobody used the lead/rhythm circuit stuff. At least in my case, where I mostly play heavier sounding stuff, the kill switch is basically required for when you're not playing due to feedback.

>the soapbar ones? picrel?
No just Hagstrom instruments in general. I have a reissue (Made in China) Viking and I love it. Despite being MIC they are not using outsourced parts, so the quality is borderline as good as my MIM Jaguar.
Vintage Swedes are awesome, I still want one but I don't play enough to justify buying one.

Spartman 01/07/24 (Sun) 00:31:08 No.1598595

>jazzmaster
more like jizzmaster

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Spartman 12/09/23 (Sat) 22:32:13 No.1594044 [Reply]

DOYERS GOT THE NIPPY GOOKY CHINKY SLANTY EYED GUY WHAT

DEATH TO NIGGER ROBERTS

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Spartman 12/15/23 (Fri) 01:11:50 No.1594951

>>1594494
*RALLY

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 05:05:15 No.1596090

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i'm getting some ny mets vibes here

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 05:19:26 No.1596092

>>1596090
except the mots don't have a literal nigger manager

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 07:38:16 No.1596106

>>1596090
>12 year contract
Isn't that like his entire career?

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 21:08:40 No.1596185

>>1596106
>>1596090
Dodgers are doing something weird with these contracts.

Ohtanis is something like 2 Millions a year while he is playing but then like at the end of his contract it goes up to like 35 Million a year when he is not playing.

Idk, shit made no sense to me.

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NFL WEEK 11 - I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COLD TURK Spartman 11/19/23 (Sun) 14:53:09 No.1590833 [Reply]

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN
GAMES
>Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions
<1:00pm ET
>Arizona Cardinals @ Houston Texans
<1:00pm ET
>Dallas Cowboys @ Carolina Panthers
<1:00pm ET
>Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns
<1:00pm ET
>New York Giants @ Washington Commanders
<1:00pm ET
>Tennessee Titans @ Jacksonville Jaguars
<1:00pm ET
>Los Angeles Chargers @ Green Bay Packers
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Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 04:02:00 No.1591164

mutty mchomo about to blow this shit

Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 04:19:50 No.1591168

looking gud, chiefs!

Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 04:26:12 No.1591169

wow it only took 8 years but I guess GHOST finally won…

Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 08:00:09 No.1591190

>>1591095
nah, rpg's are boring

Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:06:19 No.1591219

i cant believe that stupid mutt couldnt beat the eagles at home

he is truly mutt broken

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Spartman 11/28/23 (Tue) 06:39:46 No.1592323 [Reply]

Advent is coming….

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Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 00:13:25 No.1593032

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NIGGERS BY ZERO

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 00:21:50 No.1593034

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>>1592999
not liking dogs is very niggardly
dogs are the h'wite mans pet

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 04:56:08 No.1593069

>>1593034
correct
most dogs naturally hate niggers

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 06:07:12 No.1593075

>>1592323
this /sp/igga looks kindof rarted ngl

Spartman 12/05/23 (Tue) 05:04:21 No.1593375

>>1593034
>hitler likes dogs
>I like dogs
/sp/ers, I think I'm a facist!
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NFL THREAD - WEEK 17 - NEW YEAR NEW BITCH Spartman 12/31/23 (Sun) 16:05:39 No.1597612 [Reply]

WADINA IS A TIME WITCH

GAMES
>Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens
<1:00pm EST
>Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans
<1:00pm ET
>Atlanta Falcons at Chicago Bears
<1:00pm ET
>Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars
<1:00pm ET
>San Francisco 49ers at Washington Commanders
<1:00pm ET
>Arizona Cardinals at Philadelphia Eagles
<1:00pm ET
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Spartman 01/01/24 (Mon) 23:09:22 No.1597857

>>1597848
which cheech & chong movie is this?

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 03:21:26 No.1598173

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*chirp*

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 09:37:20 No.1598214

>>1598173
aint hearing no shit spigger

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 12:43:06 No.1598230

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>>1598173
i kinda wonder if smoke alarms are just reverse dog whistles to niggers.
instead of being the only ones who hear it, they are the only ones who DONT hear it.

Spartman 01/04/24 (Thu) 18:22:27 No.1598292

>>1598230
it cant safely be assumed that no one in that clip heard it

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whitechoc Spartman 01/23/24 (Tue) 23:46:15 No.1601632 [Reply]

WHITE-
yeah i think the first game is at 18:00 central so about fifteen minutes from now

CHOC-
yeah i guess

ddduder fix the shit so i can use the getwatcher/wc text for this

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Spartman 01/24/24 (Wed) 20:26:02 No.1601759

>>1601747
there's already a good comedy about the anne frank story just read up on the copyright ownership battles that happens everytime it's about to enter the public domain

not sure that it could translate well into a movie though

Spartman 01/24/24 (Wed) 20:43:28 No.1601763

>>1601759
Copyright ownership ?
How do you have copyright over someone's very real 100% factual recounting of history ?

Spartman 01/25/24 (Thu) 17:31:36 No.1601938

>>1601700
Why does every instance of invidious return a bug message when I try to search for this on it?

Spartman 01/26/24 (Fri) 00:47:26 No.1602003

im simply to stupid to figure out how to even make a hnosc thread

Spartman 01/26/24 (Fri) 03:34:28 No.1602027

>>1601747
how do i get the bongs to share their secret gooning technique with me

DAKAR Spartman 10/19/23 (Thu) 13:11:18 No.1586965 [Reply]

pls be alive ;_;

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Spartman 01/06/24 (Sat) 18:02:55 No.1598558

%@dudder its a dakar kinda day

Spartman 01/07/24 (Sun) 00:33:59 No.1598597

>>1598557
hey dakar budy you can just hold down the space bar for a couple seconds and that will bypass the need to type shit out

dudder 01/07/24 (Sun) 08:17:29 No.1598642

>>1598558
dude it really fucking is

Spartman 01/08/24 (Mon) 13:21:44 No.1598817

>>1598642
hell yeah /sp/ro.

Spartman 01/09/24 (Tue) 00:05:09 No.1598890

you know when im watching cars go vroom i sometimes find myself worrying that one day i'll wind up in prison and get raped by a power bottom and get me dick snapped in half

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FUNBALL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK Spartman 12/01/23 (Fri) 21:57:22 No.1592833 [Reply]

Friday, Dec. 1

New Mexico State at No. 24 Liberty (CUSA Championship Game) | 7 p.m. | CBSSN
#No. 3 Washington vs. No. 5 Oregon (Pac-12 Championship Game in Las Vegas) | 8 p.m. | ABC

Saturday, Dec. 2

No. 7 Texas vs. No. 18 Oklahoma State (Big 12 Championship Game in Arlington, Texas) | 12 p.m. | ABC
Miami (Ohio) vs. Toledo (MAC Championship Game in Detroit) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Richmond at Albany (FCS Second Round) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Youngstown State at Villanova (FCS Second Round) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Chattanooga at Furman (FCS Second Round) | 1 p.m. | ESPN+
Sacramento State at South Dakota (FCS Second Round) | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
Mercer at South Dakota State (FCS Second Round) | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
Boise State vs. UNLV (Mountain West Championship Game in Las Vegas) | 3 p.m. | FOX
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Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 18:01:19 No.1593133

tejas and bama in

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 19:29:46 No.1593145

poptart bowl

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 20:49:38 No.1593153

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M I Z

Spartman 12/03/23 (Sun) 23:28:09 No.1593172

>>1593153
may the halal mizoo behead the haram kuffar buckeye

Spartman 12/04/23 (Mon) 03:06:42 No.1593201

>>1593172
cotton picking bowls are racist

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8ch ref sheet SMALL version /sp/ included Spartman 01/18/24 (Thu) 22:43:44 No.1600686 [Reply]

We added /sp/ and /librejp/

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Spartman 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:51:19 No.1600881

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>>1600869
Nooooo, Jewsh is a programming genius !
He didn't in a fit of pants shitting rage vindictively move /sp/ and completely break the site because he was getting bullied by /v/ and couldn't handle it !

Josh is stable, well-adjusted, totally normal, 100% productive and red-pilled ubermench member of society and is totally not a spergy lol-cow himself with crippling autism and FAT.

Spartman 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:51:27 No.1600935

>>1600881
remember infinity next? 9chan?

Spartman 01/20/24 (Sat) 14:09:14 No.1600941

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>>1600935

Spartman 01/21/24 (Sun) 01:27:55 No.1601044

We lost so many anons, after the nukes drop.

Spartman 01/21/24 (Sun) 04:00:11 No.1601081

da monstars sure have a lotta thingies on there

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Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 04:01:45 No.1591317 [Reply]

behold…the special ball with a special power that dudder is selling on ebay

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Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 09:26:41 No.1591348

>▀▄▀▄▀▄█▓▒░Excellent Ebayer, AAAAA +++++░▒▓█▀▄▀▄▀

Spartman 11/23/23 (Thu) 04:29:05 No.1591487

dont do it dudder

Spartman 11/23/23 (Thu) 04:40:56 No.1591491

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Spartman 11/23/23 (Thu) 05:58:38 No.1591499

If Mr. Dudder sells THIS one ball I will [REDACTED]

Spartman 11/23/23 (Thu) 06:08:27 No.1591502

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>>1591343
holy fucking shit

this fucking ball has a literal wall of text

Spartman 11/21/23 (Tue) 23:14:15 No.1591271 [Reply]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN FOR A SECOND
i found a hooker that looks like steve-o and im vary tempted to pay her to get into a shopping cart naked and let me push it into a curb so she goes flying out into a bush or some shit
that is all i dont want your input

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Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 03:49:52 No.1591315

she gotta be at most $70 right?

Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 04:26:32 No.1591320

>>1591306
ashtray and cheese

Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 10:19:33 No.1591355

>>1591303
naw dude thats just a crackwhorb
wait until you see the tranny crackwhorbs if you think thats ruff

Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:13:20 No.1591359

>>1591315
i shit you not she was asking $200 dollary doos for a half hour like inflation didnt make your looks worth that kinda rate bitch

Spartman 11/22/23 (Wed) 20:17:13 No.1591431

>>1591320
i was thinking menthols and unwiped shit but that works too

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TODAY TODAY 12/12/23 (Tue) 21:19:40 No.1594618 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

fuck them yids cuh King GHOST

>Moment when Polish Far-Right MP Grzegorz Braun, from the Monarchist wing of Confederation party, puts out the Sejm/parliament Hanukkah menorah with a fire extinguisher inside the Sejm building

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Spartman 01/18/24 (Thu) 19:55:45 No.1600669

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those damn demoncraps are at it again !!!!

Spartman 01/18/24 (Thu) 21:25:40 No.1600679

>>1600650
kids be asking the teacher if they can be excused from class to go use the catbox

Spartman 01/18/24 (Thu) 23:32:45 No.1600696

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Spartman 01/19/24 (Fri) 00:04:43 No.1600701

>>1600696
argentina is lions?

Spartman 01/19/24 (Fri) 01:55:08 No.1600711

>>1600701
he is now budy

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Spartman 06/19/23 (Mon) 22:31:31 No.1563419 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

waky

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Spartman 01/15/24 (Mon) 21:07:06 No.1600186

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Spartman 01/15/24 (Mon) 21:57:02 No.1600194

dude wake the fuck up

Spartman 01/16/24 (Tue) 10:59:44 No.1600315

The spam was non existent for a while, wonder why it returned again

Spartman 02/29/24 (Thu) 18:15:02 No.1609003

kakasex is being a retard again
WAKY

Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 20:27:10 No.1615290

Am I retarded?

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