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 No.1600736[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

NEXT WEEK

>we got curry and rice on the case, dont yu worry - Police Chief GHOSTums

https://archive.is/6AU0b
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 No.1604584

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>>1604568
SCOTUS bitchslapped the shit out of Colorado's attorney and are predicted to rule 9-0 in Trump's favor. It may end up being 7-2 because of the sheboon (Ketanji) and spic crypto-kikess (Sotomayor) wanting to kill him at all costs, but the three core arguments are:
>Trump has never been convicted of insurrection (Conservative judges)
>States do not have the authority to ban someone from a federal office because of the can of worms it opens up (Progressive judges)
>The 14th amendment does not apply to the presidency, only to appointed positions and state representatives (both sides of the aisle)
C-SPAN is taking down clips faster than they can pop up of Justice Gorsuch slapping the fuck out of Jason Murray.

 No.1604610

>>1604584
>It may end up being 7-2 because of the sheboon (Ketanji)
that vid you posted of jumanji makes it sound lik she aint buyin it

 No.1604611

>>1604584
why do they all sound like sodomites?

 No.1604637

>>1604610
She expressed mixed opinions in other segments. Her main concern is that if they side with Murray it would open up all federal officials to future criminal charges from what I recall.

>>1604611
Because every SCOTUS judge has enough skeletons in their closet to supply an elephant with calcium for life and they rely on the fact that they're federal officials to avoid prosecution.

 No.1604681

>>1604584
they'd be fools cuz that smoke will blow their way
media already has nuff power to decide elections and cases like saint floyd, just stick with that
hell media portrayal of dup is only reason that limpdick is tryin to get him removed at all



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 No.1597990[Reply]

did u know theyre charging like $1200+ for mexican fenders now?

solution
>buy an high end squier for $500
>swap bridge pickup out for custom-made one
>?????
>save like $700
suck my fuckin dick jose
learn your place

shit sounds better too like fuck i was just playing one of the nu 2023 from the cali plant so muh USA made yim jazzmasters and it was fucking garbage i couldnt even believe it. even worse it had a custom floating bridge instead of the usual, actually good, jazzmaster one. like yah thx bro i really wanted MORE tuning issues thas totes why im buying a new guitar
straight up squier jazzmaster from fucking indonesia was less of a bear to play
is the cali fender plant just garbage now? i saw this other yim guitar too and it was awful it was a jazzmaster with these 3 humbuckers dressed-up as """"goldfoils"""" and it had a fucking BIGSBY tremolo. made me throw up in my mouth a lil tbph. 14 hundred bucks too lik gtfo outta here
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 No.1598141

>>1598140
gitars are GAY

 No.1598155

>>1598133
sure everyone knows how to play one from school, but how many are actually GOOD at it?
then again in school the only guitar i learned to play was autistic

 No.1598167

>>1598141
then you must be a master guitarist

 No.1598197

>>1598080

>also literally a grand. mexican. 1k. no thx

I would probably buy one again if I want a Jag/JM, excluding the Squier Signature JMJM

>the dual circuits let you set two different volume/tone configs

In regards to my guitar: I thought about modifying that back onto my guitar, which the HHs don't have, they have a kill switch instead. But I don't see myself using that. The high cut toggle accomplishes basically the same thing for way less effort. Same with the coil blending.

>but it kinda misses the point

Also in regards to my guitar in particular: The kill switch is far more usable in reality. I think there's a reason nobody used the lead/rhythm circuit stuff. At least in my case, where I mostly play heavier sounding stuff, the kill switch is basically required for when you're not playing due to feedback.

>the soapbar ones? picrel?

No just Hagstrom instruments in general. I have a reissue (Made in China) Viking and I love it. Despite being MIC they are not using outsourced parts, so the quality is borderline as good as my MIM Jaguar.
Vintage Swedes are awesome, I still want one but I don't play enough to justify buying one.

 No.1598595

>jazzmaster
more like jizzmaster



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 No.1594044[Reply]

DOYERS GOT THE NIPPY GOOKY CHINKY SLANTY EYED GUY WHAT

DEATH TO NIGGER ROBERTS
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 No.1594951

>>1594494
*RALLY

 No.1596090

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i'm getting some ny mets vibes here

 No.1596092

>>1596090
except the mots don't have a literal nigger manager

 No.1596106

>>1596090
>12 year contract
Isn't that like his entire career?

 No.1596185

>>1596106
>>1596090
Dodgers are doing something weird with these contracts.

Ohtanis is something like 2 Millions a year while he is playing but then like at the end of his contract it goes up to like 35 Million a year when he is not playing.

Idk, shit made no sense to me.



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 No.1590833[Reply]

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN
GAMES
>Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions
<1:00pm ET
>Arizona Cardinals @ Houston Texans
<1:00pm ET
>Dallas Cowboys @ Carolina Panthers
<1:00pm ET
>Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns
<1:00pm ET
>New York Giants @ Washington Commanders
<1:00pm ET
>Tennessee Titans @ Jacksonville Jaguars
<1:00pm ET
>Los Angeles Chargers @ Green Bay Packers
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 No.1591164

mutty mchomo about to blow this shit

 No.1591168

looking gud, chiefs!

 No.1591169

wow it only took 8 years but I guess GHOST finally won…

 No.1591190

>>1591095
nah, rpg's are boring

 No.1591219

i cant believe that stupid mutt couldnt beat the eagles at home

he is truly mutt broken



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 No.1592323[Reply]

Advent is coming….
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 No.1593032

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NIGGERS BY ZERO

 No.1593034

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>>1592999
not liking dogs is very niggardly
dogs are the h'wite mans pet

 No.1593069

>>1593034
correct
most dogs naturally hate niggers

 No.1593075

>>1592323
this /sp/igga looks kindof rarted ngl

 No.1593375

>>1593034
>hitler likes dogs
>I like dogs
/sp/ers, I think I'm a facist!
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 No.1597612[Reply]

WADINA IS A TIME WITCH

GAMES
>Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens
<1:00pm EST
>Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans
<1:00pm ET
>Atlanta Falcons at Chicago Bears
<1:00pm ET
>Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars
<1:00pm ET
>San Francisco 49ers at Washington Commanders
<1:00pm ET
>Arizona Cardinals at Philadelphia Eagles
<1:00pm ET
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 No.1597857

>>1597848
which cheech & chong movie is this?

 No.1598173

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*chirp*

 No.1598214

>>1598173
aint hearing no shit spigger

 No.1598230

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>>1598173
i kinda wonder if smoke alarms are just reverse dog whistles to niggers.
instead of being the only ones who hear it, they are the only ones who DONT hear it.

 No.1598292

>>1598230
it cant safely be assumed that no one in that clip heard it



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 No.1569643[Reply]

show the board your research
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 No.1597231

tina turner wasnt hit hard enough

 No.1597245

when the medbeds cure my gock addiction i'm goin too have so much freetime on my hands

 No.1598414

>>1597227
I finished reading it and this part got stuck with me
>18th October 1917: A dam full of water comes into sight. The water disappears and the paving-stones fill it; another dam in sight, this time empty. Then I see a mountain behind which lies a large empty town.

>According to what Van Rensburg told Mr. Boy Muss- mann, this points to England’s ruin. The dam which runs empty is the economy which collapses and the stones that fill the dam is the (national) debt. The empty town behind the mountain is England which finds itself in dire financial straits…


>In connection with England’s credit to America, he says: “Pigs run across a dam wall. The dam is full (lots of money in America). When we look again, the dam is empty. The paving stones fill the dam. (America’s treasury is full of IOU’s).”


>He sees a large bird (America) sitting on the paving stones of the dam. It gulps down a small bird. This means that America will swallow England financially.

I'm talking about the third paragraph, how likely is it for an illiterate farmer from SA to know about USA's debt based economy in 1917? Interesting stuff but I don't believe in all of it

 No.1598415

>>1598414
I worded that post retardedly. I actually believe what he saw about USA's economy, it's some parts in the rest of the book I don't believe

 No.1599646

Pretty interesting vid, it does take a while to get to its point though



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 No.1601632[Reply]

WHITE-
yeah i think the first game is at 18:00 central so about fifteen minutes from now

CHOC-
yeah i guess


ddduder fix the shit so i can use the getwatcher/wc text for this
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 No.1601759

>>1601747
there's already a good comedy about the anne frank story just read up on the copyright ownership battles that happens everytime it's about to enter the public domain

not sure that it could translate well into a movie though

 No.1601763

>>1601759
Copyright ownership ?
How do you have copyright over someone's very real 100% factual recounting of history ?

 No.1601938

>>1601700
Why does every instance of invidious return a bug message when I try to search for this on it?

 No.1602003

im simply to stupid to figure out how to even make a hnosc thread

 No.1602027

>>1601747
how do i get the bongs to share their secret gooning technique with me



 No.1586965[Reply]

pls be alive ;_;
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 No.1598558

%@dudder its a dakar kinda day

 No.1598597

>>1598557
hey dakar budy you can just hold down the space bar for a couple seconds and that will bypass the need to type shit out

 No.1598642

>>1598558
dude it really fucking is

 No.1598817

>>1598642
hell yeah /sp/ro.

 No.1598890

you know when im watching cars go vroom i sometimes find myself worrying that one day i'll wind up in prison and get raped by a power bottom and get me dick snapped in half



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 No.1592833[Reply]

Friday, Dec. 1

New Mexico State at No. 24 Liberty (CUSA Championship Game) | 7 p.m. | CBSSN
#No. 3 Washington vs. No. 5 Oregon (Pac-12 Championship Game in Las Vegas) | 8 p.m. | ABC

Saturday, Dec. 2

No. 7 Texas vs. No. 18 Oklahoma State (Big 12 Championship Game in Arlington, Texas) | 12 p.m. | ABC
Miami (Ohio) vs. Toledo (MAC Championship Game in Detroit) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Richmond at Albany (FCS Second Round) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Youngstown State at Villanova (FCS Second Round) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Chattanooga at Furman (FCS Second Round) | 1 p.m. | ESPN+
Sacramento State at South Dakota (FCS Second Round) | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
Mercer at South Dakota State (FCS Second Round) | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
Boise State vs. UNLV (Mountain West Championship Game in Las Vegas) | 3 p.m. | FOX
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 No.1593133

tejas and bama in

 No.1593145

poptart bowl

 No.1593153

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M I Z

 No.1593172

>>1593153
may the halal mizoo behead the haram kuffar buckeye

 No.1593201

>>1593172
cotton picking bowls are racist



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 No.1600686[Reply]

We added /sp/ and /librejp/
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 No.1600881

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>>1600869
Nooooo, Jewsh is a programming genius !
He didn't in a fit of pants shitting rage vindictively move /sp/ and completely break the site because he was getting bullied by /v/ and couldn't handle it !

Josh is stable, well-adjusted, totally normal, 100% productive and red-pilled ubermench member of society and is totally not a spergy lol-cow himself with crippling autism and FAT.

 No.1600935

>>1600881
remember infinity next? 9chan?

 No.1600941

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 No.1601044

We lost so many anons, after the nukes drop.

 No.1601081

da monstars sure have a lotta thingies on there



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 No.1591317[Reply]

behold…the special ball with a special power that dudder is selling on ebay
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 No.1591348

>▀▄▀▄▀▄█▓▒░Excellent Ebayer, AAAAA +++++░▒▓█▀▄▀▄▀

 No.1591487

dont do it dudder

 No.1591491

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 No.1591499

If Mr. Dudder sells THIS one ball I will [REDACTED]

 No.1591502

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>>1591343
holy fucking shit


this fucking ball has a literal wall of text



 No.1591271[Reply]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN FOR A SECOND
i found a hooker that looks like steve-o and im vary tempted to pay her to get into a shopping cart naked and let me push it into a curb so she goes flying out into a bush or some shit
that is all i dont want your input
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 No.1591315

she gotta be at most $70 right?

 No.1591320

>>1591306
ashtray and cheese

 No.1591355

>>1591303
naw dude thats just a crackwhorb
wait until you see the tranny crackwhorbs if you think thats ruff

 No.1591359

>>1591315
i shit you not she was asking $200 dollary doos for a half hour like inflation didnt make your looks worth that kinda rate bitch

 No.1591431

>>1591320
i was thinking menthols and unwiped shit but that works too



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 No.1590504[Reply]

SORRY NOT SORRY

Tuesday, Nov. 14

#Toledo 32, Bowling Green 31

Northern Illinois 24, Western Michigan 0
Eastern Michigan 30, Akron 27 (2OT)

Wednesday, Nov. 15

Ohio 34, Central Michigan 20
Miami (Ohio) 23, Buffalo 10

Thursday, Nov. 16

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 No.1591147

>>1591112
i would probably go to jail

 No.1591175

>>1591147
can you confirm this rumor >>1591135

 No.1591181

>>1591175
looks like a rumor to me

 No.1591232

>>1591147
florida jail is rally fun tho

 No.1591237

>>1591147
dont do that dudder



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 No.1584894[Reply]

>FILTHADELPHIA PHILLIES @ THE WAFFLE HOUSE
<6:07 PM

>ARIDZONA D-BAGS who were NOT embarrassed @ LOS LA EL DOYERS

<9:07 PM
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 No.1585110

>>1585107
bruh its fucking wild
like, do dodgers fans consider themselves a "dynasty", they got one ring and it was in a mickey mouse season
like its crazy, they have to have set a record for most wins with the least amount of championships at this point

 No.1585114

>>1585110
niggers nig everything up
It's hopeless

 No.1585116

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>>1585110
LOL ur right

 No.1590927

>>1584978
i would like to remind the community of this post and its wisdom

 No.1590973

>>1590927
thank you for telling me it was vary relaxing



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