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10 dead 30 injured Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 12:03:26 No.1671669 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE CALIPHATE OF SPORTSCHAN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE NEW ORLEANS DRIVEROO!

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Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 06:09:19 No.1672455

>>1672433
it's okay we live in a democratic republic

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 08:16:12 No.1672465

>>1672446
whos talkn bout bollards

Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:48:40 No.1672618

I read this guys supposed manifesto and it's retarded

Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:49:08 No.1672678

woah dudder
https://sportschan.org/manifesto.html

Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:41:13 No.1672741

>>1672678
u of wantrs link budy?

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TWO DAYS FROM NOW Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 23:36:00 No.1670051 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO DAYS FROM NOW

CR bless us, every one. -GHOSTy Tim

may your stockings be full and your handeggs intercepted by kelce and taytay, along with mahomes and his BEAUTIFUL wife brittany

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Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:45:57 No.1672676

>>1672660
china would still be a third world country if the west hadn't betrayed it's own people and moved all production and the know how there

Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 16:34:22 No.1672683

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its official

Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:35:22 No.1672690

>>1672668
out of many one - bundle of sticks
this is why America is so gay?

Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:39:47 No.1672691

A fascine is a type of long faggot used to maintain earthworks such as trenches

Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:24:01 No.1672799

>>1672646
>>1672647
Cuckdeau resigning
I don't belieb it
Are the coffers secretly 100x more empty than he claims? This nigga has not cared about scandal after scandal and then ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN he gives a shit? I don't buy it
where's the fuckin' money, Justin?

da five denier 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:13:19 No.1670712 [Reply]

no such thing as """GOATbro"""
no such thing as """ditz"""
never a """mcq"""
never was any a "da """five""""
sp is a lie
this place never.

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Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:57:16 No.1672404

>>1672395
what about rimjobs tho?

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:11:55 No.1672406

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hey there kids
i heard you had some problems with your heads
why dont you hop in the back of the ol van and doc will have you fixed up P E R M A N E N T L Y in 15mins or less

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:27:58 No.1672408

>>1672395
so it's official, cucks are caused by brain damage
now we just need to bankroll the study to prove it

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:41:51 No.1672412

>>1672256
been pretending the music autist is him
we are homesteading

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:41:25 No.1672439

>>1672295
>that janitor
u talmbout lowtax fam nigga ded fo yers now hurd meh?

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WHITE CHOCLATE 01/04/2024 Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 20:56:29 No.1672370 [Reply]

WHITE-

New York Rangers (17-20-1) vs. Washington Capitals (26-10-3)
>11:00 AM CT
<WSH -167 OVER 6
''''

New Jersey Devils (24-14-3) vs. San Jose Sharks (12-23-6)
>3:00 PM CT
<NJ -361 SJ +285
ESPN+

Detroit Red Wings (16-18-4) vs. Winnipeg Jets (27-11-2)
>6:00 PM CT
<DET +176 WPG -214
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Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:53:37 No.1672403

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LEL

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:30:21 No.1672409

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good start

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 01:22:22 No.1672417

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Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 02:25:10 No.1672426

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1ST CAREER HATRICK

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 02:48:05 No.1672430

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gud win

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:39:30 No.1672411 [Reply]

hawk tuah coin > monero

Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:45:39 No.1672440

that whore is 4/10 sorry

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FUNBALLB OWL SEASON Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:50:13 No.1669274 [Reply]

Thursday, Dec. 19
Sam Houston vs. Georgia Southern (New Orleansb Owl) | 7 p.m. | ESPN2

Friday, Dec. 20
Ohio vs. Jacksonville State (Cureb Owl) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Florida vs. Tulane (Gasparillab Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Dec. 23
Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA (Myrtle Beachb Owl) | 11 a.m. | ESPN
Northern Illinois vs. Fresno State (Famous Idaho Potatob Owl) | 2:30 p.m. | ESPN

Tuesday, Dec. 24
South Florida vs. San Jose State (Hawai'ib Owl) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Thursday, Dec. 26
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Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 17:51:30 No.1671952

go old piss

Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 01:45:40 No.1672236

tomorrow is last day ofb owls for the season
only playoffs and championships after that

Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 13:44:25 No.1672302

go liberty

Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 16:13:27 No.1672326

GO BILLS

Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 17:15:43 No.1672334

vacationb owl

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:41:38 No.1671393 [Reply]

Why does the TOR address still exist if u cant even post through it dudbro

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 11:58:58 No.1671512

because you post pizza over it
now please die of liver failure before new year

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:24:55 No.1671634

torposters should be allowed to post text only or at least into a queue to be manually approved by the jannies

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:34:53 No.1671767

>>1671634
this ☝️☝️☝️

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 21:44:43 No.1671787

>>1671634
duddr stopped paying jannies in CRcoins because they worth nothing and duddr is still a teen and his allowance doesn't allow him to pay real money to mods

Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 09:29:56 No.1672276

>>1671787
that never stopped moot

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Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:05:08 No.1671983 [Reply]

if we're gonna have a troonime thread where's the programming socks thread?

Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:32:30 No.1671995

bvmp

Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 23:21:15 No.1672006

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Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:36:11 No.1672045

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you faggots should die of liver failure just lik poopedo

Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:39:01 No.1672117

>>1672045
im trans btw forgot to mention that

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FIRST HNOSC OF 2025! Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 00:26:48 No.1672021 [Reply]

WHITE-

Minnesota Wild vs. Washington Capitals
Game in Progress
>MIN: 0 - WSH: 0
ESPN+

Carolina Hurricanes vs. Florida Panthers
Game in Progress
>CAR: 1 - FLA: 0
ESPN+

Boston Bruins vs. New York Rangers
Game in Progress
>BOS: 0 - NYR: 0
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Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:15:29 No.1672038

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good period

Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:24:29 No.1672042

>>1672038
no such thing as good periods

Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 02:06:42 No.1672053

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good shot

Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:09:22 No.1672075

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Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:13:06 No.1672077

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gud win

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LAST HNOSC OF 2024! Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 09:57:55 No.1671498 [Reply]

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (20-14-4) vs. Washington Capitals (24-10-2)
>11:30 AM CT
<BOS +119 WSH -142
ESPN+

New York Islanders (14-16-7) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (22-13-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<NYI +120 TOR -144
ESPN+

Montreal Canadiens (16-17-3) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (25-8-3)
>2:00 PM CT
<MTL +196 VGK -241
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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:57:11 No.1671585

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>pulls goalie despite defensive zone face off
i have never seen this in my hockey life. probably because it's a really stupid idea

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:33:16 No.1671601

>>1671585
lol yah thats rly fuckin dumb
i mean i get it, cuz ur gonna lose anyways, but lik idk its still raly fuckin dumb

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:35:11 No.1671602

lik its 30+ secs
so you could pull the goalie as soon as your guys get the puck moving up ice
this is just kinda braindead and desperate

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 00:37:01 No.1671611

prepare to become state 51 canadumbs
you are useless and will be genocided
canadum will make a nice parking lot or something

Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:12:43 No.1671986

>>1671585
yeah but if it had been the 1/1,000,000 and somehow worked people would be talking about that game decades from now. fuck it you're gonna lose why not hail mary on a maymay?
>>1671611
if you take canada you have to take quebec too that's the rule no takebacks

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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:33:01 No.1671467 [Reply]

>go to kitchen for a drink
>totally dark
>grab pitcher from fridge
>suddenly feeling like wet toilet paper on back
>WTF
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>no time to turn on light
>switch on headlamp
>little frog still on the kitchen floor in front of fridge
>frog is apologizing
<hey it's just me don't worry
>all is forgiven
>watch him try to climb the fridge
>he keeps slowly sliding down
>eventually hops on different things then back behind the fridge
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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 05:58:16 No.1671477

OP you should probably lay off the drugs

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:44:57 No.1671637

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You lost ne at the start. All fridges have lights in them when you open them, easily could see what's inside.

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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 11:34:05 No.1659522 [Reply]

is an horse an athlete?

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 20:19:23 No.1671418

>>1671359
when will horses become porn stars tho

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 22:49:42 No.1671433

>>1671418
boy do i have some sites to show you

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 02:00:47 No.1671449

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>>1671433
yeah you got a source or somethin'?

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:13:17 No.1671464

sir please do the needful and contacting ROY from BRONNEN NETWORK

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 08:25:29 No.1671489

yes ofc

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NFL WEEK 17 THREAD: CRIKMAS TIME EDITION Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 14:55:36 No.1670305 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WED, DEC 25

Kansas City Chiefs (14-1) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<KC -2.5 TOTAL 44
Netflix

Baltimore Ravens (10-5) vs. Houston Texans (9-6)
>3:30 PM CT
<BAL -5.5 TOTAL 47
Netflix

THU, DEC 26

Seattle Seahawks (8-7) vs. Chicago Bears (4-11)
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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:56:49 No.1671272

>>1671265
this is the timeline where he is
specifically to enrage puckers

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:12:53 No.1671290

i would like the penix junior to get btfo'd so borkley memefield can win the division

the falcons will just be some one and done chumps but the buccs could be one of them sneaky run type teams

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:17:55 No.1671323

roms clinch nfc west

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:34:14 No.1671403

PLEASE GOD LET PATRICK MAHOMES BE ASSASSINATED

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 21:41:33 No.1671426

>>1671403
luigi mangione picked the wrong target tbh

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 02:58:00 No.1671280 [Reply]

/sp/ is a nice place with nice people that like funposting in a fun environment
why don't we have a bury pink grill of our own???

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:30:45 No.1671360

>>1671339
she's not A whore, she's THE whore, outlander

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 16:34:08 No.1671386

wadinas blown out pussy is the ring that binds

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:58:05 No.1671395

>>1671386
wait what?! She told me she was a virgin!

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:32:57 No.1671402

>>1671395
thats what she tells to all her beta paypigs while chad and tyrone double team all of her holes

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:57:33 No.1671408

draw brownie reaping this idiot pls and ty

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mery crikmas Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:45:07 No.1670227 [Reply]

lastr crikmas i gavr yu mai crikbat
butt d veri nextr ball yu of gavr it a way
dis yeer to savr me frum wiket
i of givr it to sum budy espeshul

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Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:48:31 No.1670273

I accidentally clicked on this person @ImamDuddderMan After observing for a while, I found out that she's really good. She shares good SIGNALS every day and I've made $430,000 in two months. I hope I can achieve financial freedom by following her

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:05:20 No.1670635

I am full of Korea bbq and Kohli is putting me to sleep

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:11:30 No.1670638

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KOHLI

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:47:33 No.1670652

poos gonna poo

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:23:19 No.1671335

curry flushed