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Spartman 10/19/24 (Sat) 01:32:48 No.1656278 [Reply]

bally sports is ded
FANDUEL SPORTS HERE WE GO

Spartman 10/19/24 (Sat) 01:54:58 No.1656282

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still can't bet here cuz muh local tribes throwing a bitching over how they're gonna get their dobsons
could always do it online with memecoin but i got fucked over last time cuz i didn't read the terms on rollover deals
whatever

Spartman 10/19/24 (Sat) 06:27:14 No.1656319

totally not a conflict of interest amirite

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HURICANE THREAD Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:53:22 No.1651560 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DUDER PROOF OF LIFE THREAD
DUDER ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
POST SMASHED CAR IF YOU'RE STILL WITH US

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Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 17:32:06 No.1655958

>>1655790
p gud derica moments captured all ogre

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 18:27:14 No.1655962

>>1655955
gimme my fucking BREADSTICKS

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 20:30:12 No.1655983

no i am duddicus
t. doesn't know where dudder is

dudder 10/17/24 (Thu) 22:32:59 No.1656008

oh sorry i kinda forgot this site existed

Spartman 10/18/24 (Fri) 04:03:34 No.1656074

>>1656008
im heartbroken 💔 😥 😔 😟 🙁 ☹️ 💔

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WHITE CHOCOLATE 10/16/2024 Spartman 10/16/24 (Wed) 12:55:47 No.1655736 [Reply]

WHITE-

Buffalo Sabres (1-3-0) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (2-2-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<BUF +114 PIT -134
TNT

Los Angeles Kings (1-0-2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (2-1-0)
>6:30 PM CT
<LA +144 TOR -172
ESPN+

Boston Bruins (2-2-0) vs. Colorado Avalanche (0-3-0)
>8:30 PM CT
<BOS +101 COL -121
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Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 01:38:13 No.1655833

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another one!

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 02:13:35 No.1655843

>>1655831
places that don't get snow have no business playing hockey

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 02:13:42 No.1655844

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gud win

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 02:15:01 No.1655846

>>1655833
why're they playing a fog horn that score was clear as day

Spartman 10/17/24 (Thu) 02:20:36 No.1655848

>>1655846
it's for the blind spectators

Spartman 10/16/24 (Wed) 09:17:01 No.1655716 [Reply]

the obama song

Spartman 10/16/24 (Wed) 12:16:50 No.1655732

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here's our country's president, everyone hates him
he put us in sour fruit cuz cheney shot his friend

Spartman 10/16/24 (Wed) 18:52:13 No.1655769

spank da monkey

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NFL WEEK 6 THREAD: WADINA HURRICANES AGAIN Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 13:44:32 No.1655121 [Reply]

SUN, OCT 13

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Chicago Bears
Game in Progress
>JAX: 0 - CHI: 0
NFLN

Washington Commanders (4-1) vs. Baltimore Ravens (3-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<BAL -6.5 TOTAL 49.5
CBS

Arizona Cardinals (2-3) vs. Green Bay Packers (3-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<GB -5.5 TOTAL 47.5
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Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 19:06:17 No.1655614

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nigger worship has its consequences
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2024/10/14/ravens-fan-caught-on-video-attacking-commanders-fans-in-downtown-baltimore/
https://archive.is/4UZoB

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 20:14:50 No.1655619

>>1655614
?
but everyone involved was h'wite

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 22:08:24 No.1655629

>>1655619
nigger is a state of mind

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 22:29:32 No.1655631

>>1655629
this is very true

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 23:25:01 No.1655639

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>>1655629
sir i would like to partake of welfare and a cup of your finest lean please

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FUNBALL WEEK 7 Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 08:11:06 No.1654904 [Reply]

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Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 03:03:12 No.1655067

DUGS DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

OHIO STATUS DEAD

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 21:41:39 No.1655227

>>1655067
o shit i missed a death to ohio
go dugs indeed

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 04:49:34 No.1655520

>>1654928
"it was seamless"
>doesn't show finished product

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 15:42:25 No.1655577

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ebin prank
dugs got em good

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 16:50:27 No.1655588

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>>1655577
lel heem a smug fukr

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Spartman 10/14/24 (Mon) 17:20:28 No.1655406 [Reply]

Wishing you a bountiful harvest of joy and gratitude this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving 2024!

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Spartman 10/14/24 (Mon) 18:03:14 No.1655413

this is an invitation to hunt and brutally murder any candaian you encounter

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 01:18:31 No.1655488

>>1655411
Next you’ll tell me Nov 1st is thanksgiving.

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 03:51:49 No.1655509

If April 1st is april foola day then October 1st is opposite day because it is the first day of the month that starts with O like how opposite starts with O

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 03:58:46 No.1655512

its nigger shootin day

Spartman 10/15/24 (Tue) 16:14:40 No.1655584

i for one am looking forward to thankstoberfest

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ICECRIK 10/12/2024 Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 18:37:10 No.1654977 [Reply]

WHITE-

Los Angeles Kings vs. Boston Bruins
Game in Progress
>LA: 1 - BOS: 0
ESPN+

Carolina Hurricanes (0-1-0) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (1-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<
''''

Utah Hockey Club (2-0-0) vs. New York Rangers (1-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<UTA +167 NYR -202
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Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:13:39 No.1655040

>>1654979
you don't know what annoying commentary is until you watch a noosecar race

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:44:49 No.1655080

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gud win

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:47:02 No.1655082

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 10:34:36 No.1655108

i lik crik
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Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:37:13 No.1655130

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MOTORBOATING Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:35:09 No.1655128 [Reply]

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:35:58 No.1655129

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vroom vroom

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 06:57:35 No.1654745 [Reply]

only high t spiggas can reply or quote in this thread

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 15:18:52 No.1654947

>>1654784
FUCK i just made a thread for this
stop

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 16:53:49 No.1654958

>>1654947
didnt need a thread spidiot
delete and think about what youve done

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 17:17:14 No.1654964

>>1654784
why do these people look like they take it in the ass
and i don't believe that fat guy has ever even touched a carburetor

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:10:14 No.1655036

i hat nigers

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 03:17:02 No.1655071

>>1654947
You’re a day late and about tree fiddy short.

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 15:14:44 No.1654944 [Reply]

IM A MAN
AND IM VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS
ARE YOU?
*paid for by the Harris Walz action comittee*

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:28:19 No.1655007

>>1654944
im going to HAWK TUAH-the POLLS and vote for Mommala.
im surprised kamala hasnt used this already

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:54:23 No.1655016

I have heard the director for this commercial is a known satirist/comedian, but he RALLY captured the pure vitriol I feel towards these sorts.

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:11:34 No.1655038

>>1655016
satanist mostly

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NLB THREAD GAME 5 ALDS AND NLDS THREADS Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:05:01 No.1654836 [Reply]

GAMES SCHEDULE-

Padres vs. Dodgers
>7:08 PM CT
<SD +121 LAD -143
FOX

Tigers vs. Guardians
>12:08 PM CT
<SPD +14 CLG +88
"TBS"

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:57:12 No.1654876

inshallah doyers will do a 9/11 in jew york two series in a row

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:18:15 No.1655005

tigers sisters
its joever

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:24:00 No.1655006

damn and tigers had skubal on the mound and he gave up 5 runs

shiiiiiiiet

i though its pitching and defense that wins in the post season ?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:43:11 No.1655013

refuse to call them guardians

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:10:59 No.1655037

i miss the windians

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Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 15:06:24 No.1654644 [Reply]

FUCK

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:44:43 No.1654858

>>1654710
i made it the background on my work computer, but than my boss walked in while i was unclogging my hog and i got fired

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:48:09 No.1654860

>>1654661
wait so the india sp yims were twoo?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:10:42 No.1654869

>>1654661
>cutlers court
Think it has anything to do with the British couples court show of the same name?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 03:39:17 No.1654880

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>>1654803
>>1654823
>>1654850
>>1654858
gud to kno
thenks budys

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 07:40:06 No.1654901

have a nice day

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 18:43:32 No.1654809 [Reply]

how do I get sportschan updates on my speematron?

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 18:58:08 No.1654812

plug your computarl device into ur head and become the ma/sp/een god of legend

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:01:08 No.1654813

Fap at work, you’ll get plenty of new updates that way.

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 00:36:13 No.1654849

get some hair extensions you low t balding cuck

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:59:26 No.1654861

>>1654809
https://nina.chat/

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TOMORROW TOM UWU 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:16:11 No.1649877 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TOMORROW

“Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond my bull.” GHOST Sherbert -Ben&Jerrys

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:58:00 No.1654844

>>1654843
kohlchan im retarded too

t. retard

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:00:36 No.1654862

>>1654670
its just lesbians being dykes as usual

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:16:19 No.1654870

>>1654791
>hyperloop
calm down thunderfoot, you can at least respect the grift.
it is stupid tho

>Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.
you're actually retarded
have you ever looked at the cost per kg for moving shit to space??
payload delivery alone gives a ROI within a lifetime. factor in the as the price decreases, it becomes more open for anyone to shove money into the ring
in reality– yuge govt contracts would pay it off within maybe half a decade of being in operation. NASA spends fucking 3-4 BILLION on supply missions to the ISS alone dumbfuck.

all of that is besides the point really. because all the big aero defence rocket fags operate with the US govt pouring their fucking coffers into them for R&D ie they're operating significantly more effectively than their peers. the only difference in that regard imo is greater private equity for space x

>tesla reliant on green tax credits
3% of revenue,
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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 08:27:14 No.1654906

guys i think my teat just boosted i suddenly feel the need to write a homosexual novel

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 08:57:35 No.1655099

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>>1654808
error posting