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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:47:09 No.1652205 [Reply]

Europe > gay usa

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:57:30 No.1652218

shut up yurofag
.>we had to save yu bcuz you niggers are useless

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:27:13 No.1652226

who gives a fuck about europe lmao

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:42:52 No.1652230

me > ur mum

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:27:42 No.1652253

all of greater islam is gay tho, murrica mostly the coasts

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Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:53:58 No.1651046 [Reply]

any other spartmen feel that 5/10 girls are hotter than 8/10 girls?
like i can tell the 8/10 girl is purdy but mosta the time the 5/10 girl screams wanna smash to me while the prettier girl is objectively more beautiful but significantly less attractive
prolly has something to do with monkey brain mating strategies seeing hot girls as more likely to cheat or something
https://tiermaker.com/create/female-attractiveness-1-10-662559

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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 13:41:05 No.1652064

>>1651911
possums are basically dire rats, so just think of it as free exp

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:07:18 No.1652122

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>>1652064
possums r cute tbh
they're not mean bastards either
not to make the other guy feel bad, but the babies almost certainly died. possums don't survive that long in the wild, even in the best conditions

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:12:26 No.1652127

>>1652122
they are good for pest control
they like eating slugs and snails and other things that fuck with your garden

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:30:21 No.1652132

>>1652127
cute little things
i wished they'd hang out in my yard
instead ive got a fucking racoon that drops by just to make big fat shits and piss me off

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:40:53 No.1652152

>>1652132
just kill it, raccoons are the actual giant rats. make a little hat out of him and leave his bones around as a warning

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FUNBALL WEEK 5 Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:19:45 No.1651430 [Reply]

Thursday, Sept. 26

Army at Temple | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

Friday, Sept. 27

#Virginia Tech at No. 7 Miami (Fla.) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN
Washington at Rutgers | 8 p.m. | FOX

Saturday, Sept. 28

Kentucky at No. 6 Ole Miss | 12 p.m. | ABC
#Minnesota at No. 12 Michigan | 12 p.m. | FOX (Little Brown Jug)
No. 20 Oklahoma State at No. 23 Kansas State | 12 p.m. | ESPN
No. 22 BYU at Baylor | 12 p.m. | FS1
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:34:56 No.1651997

go dawgs
carson "other team is my receiver" beck can fuck off

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:50:24 No.1652004

wow im sad

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:23:17 No.1652010

fuck funnbal

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:36:38 No.1652083

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>>1651995
roll tide budy

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:17:43 No.1652088

roll tide roll

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official™ the White Sox thread Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:47:56 No.1651873 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pirates (75-85) vs. Yankees (93-67)
>12:05 PM CT
<PIT +110 NYY -130
MLBN

White Sox (39-121) vs. Tigers (86-74)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +194 DET -238
MLBN

Reds (76-84) vs. Cubs (82-78)
>1:20 PM CT
<CIN +100 CHC -120
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:13:53 No.1651983

>>1651926
*gibs baby oil bottle*

put on the leash too. we're gonna get our Freak Off™

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:28:04 No.1651986

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WOOHOO!!

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:30:32 No.1651987

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>>1651983

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:15:41 No.1652008

did they spank the balls?

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:18:17 No.1652071

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>>1651986
WOOHOO
HOMERUN VICTORY

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:28:48 No.1651431 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (90-68) vs. Pirates (74-84)
>11:35 AM CT
<MIL -120 PIT +101
ATTP

Royals (84-74) vs. Nationals (69-89)
>12:05 PM CT
<KC -175 WSH +145
MASN2

Rays (78-80) vs. Tigers (84-74)
>12:10 PM CT
<TB +137 DET -162
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Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:07:29 No.1651787

>mosts losing

lmao
mets missing the playoffs by shitting their pants in the last three games would be the most mets thing ever

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:14:13 No.1651790

>>1651552
how many touch downs they do today?

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:18:15 No.1651793

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>>1651790

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:23:30 No.1651794

WHITE SOX DID IT
121

HISTORY IS MADE

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 12:40:21 No.1651858

>>1651785
WOOHOO
FAG CAPITAL AND BRO BTFO

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NFL WEEK 4 - TNF THREAD: Lil' Purple Guy Edition Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:35:04 No.1651475 [Reply]

THU, SEP 26

Dallas Cowboys (1-2) vs. New York Giants (1-2)
>7:15 PM CT
<DAL -5.5 TOTAL 44.5
AMZN

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Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:06:13 No.1651544

>>1651542
good to know some of the youngins know how to shit talk lel

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:40:16 No.1651548

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>>1651544
you killed the platform
but you cant kill the idea

people just want to say gamer words just because they are told they cant

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:56:01 No.1651550

>>1651548
yah that's p much how it usually goes. always results in some funny workarounds too, control freaks deserve nothing less than being bombarded with cleverly disguised badboy terms

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:21:42 No.1651567

god damn it gnats
you were so close to doing a funny

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:39:26 No.1651597

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>>1651542
kinda miss the days when we didn't need to evade filters to say gamer words tbh

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Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 09:14:04 No.1650987 [Reply]

r8

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Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 01:15:46 No.1651338

>>1651335
something i DON'T BOTHER WITH

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:24:23 No.1651371

>>1651335
doesn't work well with ai generated images

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:10:01 No.1651501

ok so is that ai or not i can't tell

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:18:39 No.1651503

>>1651501
no its some czech whorb who went by the name jana defi
that pic was taken 20 years ago
sheem full hsv now

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 00:36:20 No.1651538

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>>1651503
idk if that can go HSV
looks p. tight to me, even if it was ten-20 years ago

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 16:31:52 No.1651249 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mariners (81-77) vs. Astros (86-72)
>1:10 PM CT
<SEA -140 HOU +119
MLBN

Cubs (81-77) vs. Phillies (93-65)
>5:05 PM CT
<CHC +161 PHI -193
MARQ

Rays (78-79) vs. Tigers (83-74)
>5:40 PM CT
<TB +105 DET -124
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Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:12:37 No.1651364

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>>1651357
point out on this chart what you qualify as "a lot"

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:18:38 No.1651366

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>>1651364

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:22:39 No.1651368

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Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:02:57 No.1651382

>>1651368
plz make this a banner dudder

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 15:06:12 No.1651445

>>1651382
ddduder pls

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 15:03:22 No.1651035 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rays (78-78) vs. Tigers (82-74)
>12:10 PM CT
<TB +154 DET -185
BSDET

Cubs (80-77) vs. Phillies (93-64)
>5:40 PM CT
<CHC -131 PHI +111
MARQ

Brewers (89-67) vs. Pirates (73-83)
>5:40 PM CT
<MIL -141 PIT +120
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Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:49:55 No.1651129

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>>1651128
good evening

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:51:40 No.1651130

>>1651118
see da thang

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:17:17 No.1651132

>>1651128
his name is Buckeye and he sang that song in remembrance of all those Jewish lives lost on October 9/11th: The Holocaust 2 - Attack of the Parachuting Palestinians

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:37:49 No.1651155

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WOOHOO!!!!!

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:46:48 No.1651172

>>1651155
LET'S GO BRAVES

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NFL WEEK #3 Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 15:20:15 No.1650423 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BLDM

Chicago Bears (1-1) vs. Indianapolis Colts (0-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<IND -1.5 TOTAL 46.5
CBS

New York Giants (0-2) vs. Cleveland Browns (1-1)
>12:00 PM CT
<CLE -6.5 TOTAL 43.5
FOX

Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) vs. New Orleans Saints (2-0)
>12:00 PM CT
<NO -2.5 TOTAL 45.5
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Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:16:02 No.1651025

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>>1650992
stopid paki dogrs
can nevr win of meny hahahahas budy

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:52:35 No.1651033

>>1651025
His son is an absolute trustfund idiot with AEW.

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 17:15:34 No.1651052

>>1651025
how did he get rich? running a circus?

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:29:31 No.1651116

>>1651052
Apparently he worked for and bought the 'Flex-N-Gate' Corportation which supplies bumpers or something to big automotive companies and made billions off that and continues to do so.

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:30:05 No.1651117

>>1651052
he redeemed A LOT of best buy cards

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NHL PRESEASON THREAD 09/22 Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:18:19 No.1650519 [Reply]

WHITE-

Nashville Predators (0-0-0) vs. Florida Panthers (0-0-0)
>1:00 PM CT
<NSH +195 FLA -259
''''

Philadelphia Flyers (0-0-0) vs. Washington Capitals (0-0-0)
>2:00 PM CT
<PHI -168 WSH +136
NHL

New York Rangers (0-0-0) vs. Boston Bruins (0-0-0)
>4:00 PM CT
<NYR -123 BOS -102
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Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 14:27:08 No.1650860

low t baldingcuck ""spart"" get out with this shit retard and kill yourself for the gud of mankind

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 14:56:25 No.1650863

>>1650860
spoken like a true low t baldie! keep watching niggers collide while we hight t full hair MEN watch white men compete against each other in a high paced, high skill game

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 16:15:05 No.1650878

>>1650863
keep telling yourself that pussy, you gonna go get a hormone test over it?

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:18:23 No.1650949

>>1650860
>>1650863
>>1650878
samefag

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:46:10 No.1650954

fagfagging is an spart

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 15:01:16 No.1650864 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cubs (80-76) vs. Phillies (92-64)
>5:40 PM CT
<CHC +150 PHI -180
MARQ

Red Sox (78-78) vs. Blue Jays (73-83)
>6:07 PM CT
<BOS -102 TOR -118
SNET

Mariners (80-76) vs. Astros (85-71)
>7:10 PM CT
<SEA +115 HOU -136
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Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 15:22:37 No.1650869

>no braves today
that sucks

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:04:52 No.1650902

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>basedballs will soon be over

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:28:40 No.1650905

scawwwwwy

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:52:13 No.1650913

>>1650902
lookin RABID someone should abuse him NOW

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:44:11 No.1650952

slappin balls is gay

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 14:59:23 No.1650417 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (81-73) vs. Red Sox (76-78)
>11:35 AM CT
<MIN -130 BOS +110
MLBN

Pirates (72-83) vs. Reds (76-80)
>12:10 PM CT
<PIT -121 CIN +102
ATTP

Tigers (81-74) vs. Orioles (86-69)
>12:35 PM CT
<DET +113 BAL -133
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Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:59:13 No.1650543

>white sox just one game away from history

CAN WE HIT IT
GOD BLESS THE GOAL

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:04:55 No.1650600

>>1650543
only thing youre hitting is my cock tip against your low t balding throat

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:02:25 No.1650714

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WOOHOO!!!!!

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:17:03 No.1650830

>>1650714
WOOHOO
lel at the fumble

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 09:50:08 No.1650839

>>1650714
but the mets beat wheeler. sneks are not playing well atm. maybe braves and mets make it. pretty good race

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:12:23 No.1650770 [Reply]

name one tim the Browns ever did anything good

Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:44:58 No.1650783

they called themselves the browns instead of the cleveland steamers

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Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:21:32 No.1649537 [Reply]

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Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:09:23 No.1650351

>>1650299
who TF said this?

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 16:18:25 No.1650461

>>1650351
dont almost lose to vandy you nigger

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 19:58:03 No.1650585

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posting this here bcuz i can

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:00:17 No.1650586

>>1650585
more like because youre low t and balding

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:35:31 No.1650656

>>1650585
lel