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Spartman 09/11/23 (Mon) 03:05:33 No.1578999 [Reply]

i asked someone where i should go first on my yurotrip and they told me to go visit gay parry. why do i need to talk to a homosexual?

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the mlb thread Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 18:17:44 No.1578857 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Miami Marlins vs. Philadelphia Phillies
Game in Progress
>MIA: 0 - PHI: 3
MLBN

Chicago White Sox vs. Detroit Tigers
Game in Progress
>CWS: 0 - DET: 3
BSDET

Seattle Mariners vs. Tampa Bay Rays
Game in Progress
>SEA: 0 - TB: 5
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Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:27:10 No.1578931

>>1578927
does that mean that the royals qualify for the relegation round?

kcbro 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:31:46 No.1578933

>>1578931
its means we have a 100% chance of making the preseason for the April Classic

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:35:47 No.1578937

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Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:40:00 No.1578939

o ya the Atlanta Waffle House Braves have clinched da playoffs

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:55:47 No.1578943

>yankees win
>the martian tears his UCL

bruh
this yankees season was literally cursed

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DEATH TO AMERICA HAPPENING Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 14:09:01 No.1578430 [Reply]

TURN ON ESPN2
AMERINIGGER BASKETNIGGERS LOSING TO GERMANY

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Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 14:35:46 No.1578434

ameriniggers LOSE

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 14:41:33 No.1578435

usa lucky they didn't face Serbia and lose by 30

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 23:10:36 No.1578503

this was a GUD day

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 16:04:29 No.1578836

>Team USA loses OT thriller to Canada in World Cup bronze-medal game
it's ok burgerbros, we invented that game

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 21:26:00 No.1578929

>>1578836
thats ok we can still beat their asses in hockey

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death to america Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 18:27:02 No.1578861 [Reply]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHA

UNITED STATES OF FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS WHO CANT EVEN NIGGERBALL ANYMORE

DEATH TO AMERICA HAS HAPPENED

CANT EVEN MEDAL WITH A 100% NBA STARTING LINEUP OF NIGGERS
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS BETTER THAN 9/11

Spartman 09/09/23 (Sat) 16:04:00 No.1578612 [Reply]

dudder add the ability to block people this weasel guy is really starting to get on my nerves

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 01:40:56 No.1578731

weasel is speee's best poster

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 09:00:29 No.1578786

>>1578731
t. weasel

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 05:32:01 No.1578762 [Reply]

i wonder what fish tasted like before women started swimming

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Spartman 08/27/23 (Sun) 04:47:01 No.1576127 [Reply]

i will wife polina kostiukovich
>posting now requires captcha
<good

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Spartman 08/28/23 (Mon) 15:43:13 No.1576368

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she is my wife you cannot say anything bad about her.

Spartman 08/28/23 (Mon) 19:10:30 No.1576391

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Spartman 09/05/23 (Tue) 21:28:42 No.1577942

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Spartman 09/06/23 (Wed) 22:15:02 No.1578093

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ok she is my wife then

Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 05:00:34 No.1578757

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>>1576391

weasel summoning thread Spartman 09/10/23 (Sun) 01:46:03 No.1578732 [Reply]

ITT we summon weasel

Spartman 09/09/23 (Sat) 21:52:08 No.1578687 [Reply]

make the mlb thread

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Spartman 09/09/23 (Sat) 06:47:46 No.1578560 [Reply]

me and my JObud got into an argument and he unfriended me on discord
now I'm worried I might have no one to goon to NFL with on sunday

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Spartman 09/09/23 (Sat) 04:27:41 No.1578542 [Reply]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Spartman 09/09/23 (Sat) 06:10:37 No.1578555

thats one pissed off black cock

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Spartman 06/26/23 (Mon) 03:37:08 No.1564743 [Reply]

here faggot buy solids

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Spartman 09/06/23 (Wed) 17:06:25 No.1578062

>>1574061
theyre prolly p far out
lol i cant even fucking imagine how terrifying itd be just looking at the theta decay alone on $1.6B on short-term contracts

Spartman 09/06/23 (Wed) 17:14:46 No.1578063

>>1574203
>the thing is if they're dated far enough out and we go through a period that's just volatile he could probably sell these positions at a markup without actually needing the market to crash
if he was doing that he would wanna be way more delta neutral. idk who tf this is, or what his port is, but if 90% of it is long options contracts heem DEF not hedging

>you don't really see the big guys do such wild moves in straight calls or puts though right
absolutely not cuz its genuinely retarded
esp with a huge lot like that
its prolly p ez for hedgies to find out his strikes/expiry just looking through the recent large orders, and then they can just bully him and take literally all his money
free $1.6B

Spartman 09/06/23 (Wed) 17:19:42 No.1578065

>>1574203
also, long-term contracts dont respond very much to vol since obv if the expiry is a year out, short-term volatility is basically irrelevant, so the options take that into account

Spartman 09/06/23 (Wed) 17:25:10 No.1578066

idk i think this is just some sort of elaborate public financial suicide
even if you did think its ogre, this is just not how you do it. big moves like that paint a massive target on your back and all it takes is making him "wrong" on expiry which isnt rly that hard to do if youre a large hedge

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 19:56:29 No.1578482

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flood detected. post discarded

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Skinwalker 09/08/23 (Fri) 13:45:44 No.1578427 [Reply]

Dduder make a finance board

dudder 09/08/23 (Fri) 15:04:55 No.1578438

no

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 19:38:36 No.1578477

using /sp/ as /b/ is fine
not enough traffic to warrant more boards

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 19:40:46 No.1578478

counterargument: a finance board would make the crik threds more active

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Ugly MLB Thread 09/08/23 Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 17:01:56 No.1578448 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Arizona Diamondbacks (73-68) vs. Chicago Cubs (76-65)
>1:20 PM CT
<ARI -120 CHC +100
MLBN

Chicago White Sox (54-86) vs. Detroit Tigers (64-76)
>5:40 PM CT
<CWS +124 DET -147
BSDET

Seattle Mariners (79-61) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (85-56)
>5:40 PM CT
<SEA -109 TB -110
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Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 17:06:17 No.1578450

holy FUCK ghost makes me so mad

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 17:48:57 No.1578457

>>1578448
bro
race mixing literally produces creatures like this and elliot rodgers no exception no cap fr fr

this shit aint bussin

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 18:21:57 No.1578463

>>1578457
>bulging eyes
>curly hair
>fleshy lips
>giant forehead
>nasal, whining voice
no race mixing here. that is a pure blood kike hag

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 18:52:33 No.1578468

>>1578463
looks like 1/4 nigger and 3/4 kike to me

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 03:43:32 No.1578364 [Reply]

dudder can you make the subtext say it's a detroit kinda day

dudder 09/08/23 (Fri) 03:57:24 No.1578373

idk do you really think i should change it?

Spartman 09/08/23 (Fri) 04:50:21 No.1578383

detoilet, the shitty formerly known as detroit