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DEBATEB OWL ROUND 3 - VICE PRESIDENT EDITION Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:02:24 No.1652303 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1

<Republican JD "Do you hate Mexicans?" Vance
VERSUS
#Democrat Tim "Sissy Hypno Buck Breeding Master" Walz
==IN NEW YORK CITY, NY

9:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM CT / 7:00 PM MT / 6:00 PM PT
https://www.c-span.org/video/?538521-1/simulcast-cbs-news-vice-presidential-debate

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Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:42:28 No.1653186

>>1653180
i think i made him go insane with that test post. whoops, no regrets tho

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:35:09 No.1653200

>>1653172
yeah but VPs often go on to become president
so its definitely a desirable position

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:37:17 No.1653201

>>1653186
lil bro just cant handle terminal brainrot lik a spartman yet
needs to drop his namefag account, its blatantly obvious at this point

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:58:34 No.1653204

>>1653180
its called a manjob sweaty

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:22:55 No.1653249

>>1653204
Dudderjob > CRowjob > Dotzjob > all other jobs

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RACISM THREAD Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:31:34 No.1653001 [Reply]

everything related to racing
just watched this wild sport in japan. their nascar is MUCH more interesting

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:05:10 No.1653112

How does one get on a jap nascar team?

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official™ the postseason thread Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:31:11 No.1652586 [Reply]

prob be better if aibro made the postseason threads but wutevsss

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers (86-76) vs. Astros (88-73)
>1:32 PM CT
<DET +129 HOU -153
ABC

Royals (86-76) vs. Orioles (91-71)
>3:08 PM CT
<KC +130 BAL -154
ESPN2

Mets (89-73) vs. Brewers (93-69)
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Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:33:07 No.1652794

>>1652726
see >>1652664

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:39:07 No.1652813

>>1652794
im happy for you my friend

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:57:43 No.1652847

braves friend ?
are you okay ?

i mean tbf, the padres have looked absolutely nasty since the break

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:08:40 No.1652876

>>1652813
remember how you kissb owled me when wade did da thang?

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:12:30 No.1652882

>>1652876
SOME KISSEYS THAT WERE GIVEN WERE NEVER MEANT

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Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 11:52:55 No.1651849 [Reply]

gif thread

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Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:27:24 No.1652252

>>1652186
any other faggot opinions to share with the class?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 11:31:25 No.1652298

>>1652252
autism

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:04:27 No.1652305

>>1652252
aw tysm

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:59:23 No.1652401

in tiktok we trust

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 23:13:10 No.1652693

tiktok

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official™ the brovs mests day Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:20:44 No.1652352 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets vs. Braves
Game in Progress
>NYM: 0 - ATL: 0
ESPN2

Mets (88-72) vs. Braves (88-72)
>3:40 PM CT
<NYM +130 ATL -149
ESPN2

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Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:03:15 No.1652500

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ha ha

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 08:05:31 No.1652521

>>1652453
WOOHOO
LET'S GO BRAVES

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:09:33 No.1652576

>>1652500
poor sneks

who will knock the dodgers out of the playoffs this year ?

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:40:55 No.1652579

>>1652576
themselves like always
every pitcher is ded
nigger roberts is still nigger

nigger roberts 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:28:21 No.1652585

>>1652576
me

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NFL WEEK 4 - HURRICANE WADINA EDITION Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:14:12 No.1652068 [Reply]

SUN, SEP 29

New Orleans Saints (2-1) vs. Atlanta Falcons (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<ATL -2.5 TOTAL 44.5
FOX

Los Angeles Rams (1-2) vs. Chicago Bears (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<CHI -3.0 TOTAL 47.5
FOX

Cincinnati Bengals (0-3) vs. Carolina Panthers (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<CIN -4.5 TOTAL 46
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Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:11:49 No.1652212

>>1652178
scoreboard

kcbro 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:25:15 No.1652215

>>1652211
i know
i goon to her every day
i milk my prostate still i shoot blanks and keep going just to show my devotion to such a beautiful queen

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:44:49 No.1652463

anyone watching the niggers?

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:23:56 No.1652473

shecawks tried
lions put em away with that one

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:26:21 No.1652474

detroit monkeys

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:49:14 No.1652091 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rays (80-81) vs. Red Sox (80-81)
>2:05 PM CT
<TB -116 BOS -104
BSSUN

Phillies (94-67) vs. Nationals (71-90)
>2:05 PM CT
<PHI -152 WSH +128
MASN

Pirates (76-85) vs. Yankees (93-68)
>2:05 PM CT
<PIT +157 NYY -188
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:35:32 No.1652199

xotz how many touchdowns did the yankees make?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:50:42 No.1652235

>>1652174
but who was phone?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:07:30 No.1652249

>>1652193
dbacks are screwed
whoever wins the first game wont even try in the second

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:14:18 No.1652250

>>1652249
yeah
the fucked themselves by playing shitty down the stretch

althrough the mets getting swept and losing out would be hilarious

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 13:03:38 No.1652313

>>1652249
nah, never waste an opportunity to shit on a division rival

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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:08:10 No.1652144 [Reply]

*wakes you up*

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Grandpa 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:05:39 No.1652161

>>1652154
re: fwd: fwd: fwd: God is good! WONT BELIEVE THIS
Heartwarming story about purple girl born with kisseys for eyes

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:18:22 No.1652224

>>1652161
this seems like the kind of story id watch at a gas station pump

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:51:24 No.1652236

>>1652154
koty material

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:40:59 No.1652256

new compooper so new post asking for kickflip coon
plz and ty :3

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:54:03 No.1652309

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>>1652161
>God is good!
if my purple daughter was born with duckface lips for eye sockets i'd believe the contrary

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:47:09 No.1652205 [Reply]

Europe > gay usa

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:57:30 No.1652218

shut up yurofag
.>we had to save yu bcuz you niggers are useless

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:27:13 No.1652226

who gives a fuck about europe lmao

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:42:52 No.1652230

me > ur mum

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:27:42 No.1652253

all of greater islam is gay tho, murrica mostly the coasts

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Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:53:58 No.1651046 [Reply]

any other spartmen feel that 5/10 girls are hotter than 8/10 girls?
like i can tell the 8/10 girl is purdy but mosta the time the 5/10 girl screams wanna smash to me while the prettier girl is objectively more beautiful but significantly less attractive
prolly has something to do with monkey brain mating strategies seeing hot girls as more likely to cheat or something
https://tiermaker.com/create/female-attractiveness-1-10-662559

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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 13:41:05 No.1652064

>>1651911
possums are basically dire rats, so just think of it as free exp

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:07:18 No.1652122

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>>1652064
possums r cute tbh
they're not mean bastards either
not to make the other guy feel bad, but the babies almost certainly died. possums don't survive that long in the wild, even in the best conditions

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:12:26 No.1652127

>>1652122
they are good for pest control
they like eating slugs and snails and other things that fuck with your garden

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:30:21 No.1652132

>>1652127
cute little things
i wished they'd hang out in my yard
instead ive got a fucking racoon that drops by just to make big fat shits and piss me off

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:40:53 No.1652152

>>1652132
just kill it, raccoons are the actual giant rats. make a little hat out of him and leave his bones around as a warning

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FUNBALL WEEK 5 Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:19:45 No.1651430 [Reply]

Thursday, Sept. 26

Army at Temple | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

Friday, Sept. 27

#Virginia Tech at No. 7 Miami (Fla.) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN
Washington at Rutgers | 8 p.m. | FOX

Saturday, Sept. 28

Kentucky at No. 6 Ole Miss | 12 p.m. | ABC
#Minnesota at No. 12 Michigan | 12 p.m. | FOX (Little Brown Jug)
No. 20 Oklahoma State at No. 23 Kansas State | 12 p.m. | ESPN
No. 22 BYU at Baylor | 12 p.m. | FS1
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:34:56 No.1651997

go dawgs
carson "other team is my receiver" beck can fuck off

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:50:24 No.1652004

wow im sad

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:23:17 No.1652010

fuck funnbal

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:36:38 No.1652083

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>>1651995
roll tide budy

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:17:43 No.1652088

roll tide roll

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official™ the White Sox thread Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:47:56 No.1651873 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pirates (75-85) vs. Yankees (93-67)
>12:05 PM CT
<PIT +110 NYY -130
MLBN

White Sox (39-121) vs. Tigers (86-74)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +194 DET -238
MLBN

Reds (76-84) vs. Cubs (82-78)
>1:20 PM CT
<CIN +100 CHC -120
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:13:53 No.1651983

>>1651926
*gibs baby oil bottle*

put on the leash too. we're gonna get our Freak Off™

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:28:04 No.1651986

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WOOHOO!!

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:30:32 No.1651987

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>>1651983

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:15:41 No.1652008

did they spank the balls?

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:18:17 No.1652071

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>>1651986
WOOHOO
HOMERUN VICTORY

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:28:48 No.1651431 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (90-68) vs. Pirates (74-84)
>11:35 AM CT
<MIL -120 PIT +101
ATTP

Royals (84-74) vs. Nationals (69-89)
>12:05 PM CT
<KC -175 WSH +145
MASN2

Rays (78-80) vs. Tigers (84-74)
>12:10 PM CT
<TB +137 DET -162
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Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:07:29 No.1651787

>mosts losing

lmao
mets missing the playoffs by shitting their pants in the last three games would be the most mets thing ever

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:14:13 No.1651790

>>1651552
how many touch downs they do today?

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:18:15 No.1651793

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>>1651790

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:23:30 No.1651794

WHITE SOX DID IT
121

HISTORY IS MADE

Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 12:40:21 No.1651858

>>1651785
WOOHOO
FAG CAPITAL AND BRO BTFO

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NFL WEEK 4 - TNF THREAD: Lil' Purple Guy Edition Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:35:04 No.1651475 [Reply]

THU, SEP 26

Dallas Cowboys (1-2) vs. New York Giants (1-2)
>7:15 PM CT
<DAL -5.5 TOTAL 44.5
AMZN

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Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:06:13 No.1651544

>>1651542
good to know some of the youngins know how to shit talk lel

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:40:16 No.1651548

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>>1651544
you killed the platform
but you cant kill the idea

people just want to say gamer words just because they are told they cant

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:56:01 No.1651550

>>1651548
yah that's p much how it usually goes. always results in some funny workarounds too, control freaks deserve nothing less than being bombarded with cleverly disguised badboy terms

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:21:42 No.1651567

god damn it gnats
you were so close to doing a funny

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:39:26 No.1651597

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>>1651542
kinda miss the days when we didn't need to evade filters to say gamer words tbh

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Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 09:14:04 No.1650987 [Reply]

r8

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Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 01:15:46 No.1651338

>>1651335
something i DON'T BOTHER WITH

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:24:23 No.1651371

>>1651335
doesn't work well with ai generated images

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:10:01 No.1651501

ok so is that ai or not i can't tell

Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:18:39 No.1651503

>>1651501
no its some czech whorb who went by the name jana defi
that pic was taken 20 years ago
sheem full hsv now

Spartman 09/27/24 (Fri) 00:36:20 No.1651538

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>>1651503
idk if that can go HSV
looks p. tight to me, even if it was ten-20 years ago