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LAST HNOSC OF THE REGULAR SEASON Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:03:41 No.1693659 [Reply]

WHITE-

Carolina Hurricanes (47-29-5) vs. Ottawa Senators (44-30-7)
>6:00 PM CT
<CAR +111 OTT -132
ESPN+

New York Islanders (35-34-12) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (39-33-9)
>6:00 PM CT
<NYI +153 CBJ -185
ESPN+

Philadelphia Flyers (33-38-10) vs. Buffalo Sabres (35-39-7)
>6:00 PM CT
<PHI +138 BUF -164
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Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:54:48 No.1693696

the shorks are proud supports of the LGBTQ agenda

Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 01:10:17 No.1693699

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so why did sabres decide to start winning occasionally? what was the point? just ensure you have the shittest picks?

id lik to take a moment and congratulate ukko-pekka letsemin for his stunning and brave contributions towards one of the most depressing seasons of icecrik, maybe even sparts in general, that ive ever seen. even ignoring it and only seeing it in bars in the background it was depressing. i hope he remains in exile underneath niagra falls forever.
an AHL goalie. maybe even a great AHL goalie. not ready for the NHL, even as a backup. nvm start

Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 01:13:49 No.1693700

>>1693696
sweaty shorks gettin steamy in da sauna succin shork-sticcs

Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 01:15:26 No.1693701

>>1693699
the sabres have talent it just takes 78 games to gel

Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 01:29:27 No.1693704

>>1693701
i know thats the depressing part
the amerks were raly gud this year, they fucked it up by taking everyone up too soon, they got shelled, now theyre in the NHL picking up the pieces of their egos playing for one of the worst teams in the spart
its the same thing that happened to miller when i was a kid. unstoppable goalie in the AHL. no one could score on him. got called up his first time cuz hasek or whoever was kil. within 1 wk the entire NHL has him cracked: high glove side. sent him back down. literally never the same ever again everyone in the AHL heard too by then lel

they do this shit a lot.
blels too. i guess it kinda worked with allen

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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 20:54:23 No.1693657 [Reply]

new 'toss

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:09:48 No.1693663

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Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:22:14 No.1693692

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Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 06:39:58 No.1671863 [Reply]

I'm genderfluid

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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:55:39 No.1693673

>>1693627
no idea but the remake is just shit, don't bother

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:56:45 No.1693674

>>1693627
sorry i meant remade
nothing was wrong with it that's just the absolute state of the anigay industry now. as you can tell the vast vast majority of their new ideas are boring shit so they're taking a hint from vidya and jewlywood/yidsney and butchering their classics hoping to get some nostalgia cash

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:58:44 No.1693675

they did the same thing with urusei yatsura btw

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 22:47:34 No.1693682

saddest thing is that the remake is actually pretty good, very true to the source
but the titties were harmless and part of the humor, removing them was dumb

Spartman 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:12:18 No.1693691

>>1693675
>urusei yatsura
is that the SNES gaem where ur the gril w a fishing rod?

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 18:40:59 No.1693614 [Reply]

sported too hard, now my legs hurt

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 18:47:06 No.1693616

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painis weakness leaving the body

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 18:52:39 No.1693620

>>1693616
penis weak knees enter the body

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 18:54:02 No.1693621

>>1693614
i think you mean "sparted"

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MLB THREAD 04/12/2025 Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:36:53 No.1692350 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tigers vs. Twins
Game in Progress
>DET: 1 - MIN: 0

Phillies vs. Cardinals
Game in Progress
>PHI: 0 - STL: 0

Giants (10-3) vs. Yankees (7-6)
>2:05 PM CT

Mets (9-4) vs. Athletics (5-9)
>3:05 PM CT
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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 08:18:29 No.1693465

>>1693148
>>1693445
DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 15:54:31 No.1693559

Hello

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 16:11:06 No.1693563

>>1693560
bring them here and brainwash them

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 16:56:04 No.1693572

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>>>1693560
>image needs approval
>ads everywhere
Fuck that we need to save them…

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 17:30:39 No.1693589

>>1693572
the fact it has ads is the more worrisome part tbh
you don't have ads unless you're selling out like a faggot

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LEAFS WIN THE ATLANTIC DIVISION Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:36:59 No.1693154 [Reply]

LEAFS WIN THE ATLANTIC
the toronto maple leafs clinched their first atlantic division title with a 4-0 win over the buffalo sabres.
also mitch marner got point no. 100 and matthews career goal 400

Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:53:29 No.1693156

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LEAFS > BURGERS

Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 07:29:28 No.1693192

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Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 08:04:28 No.1693197

filthy sikhs and pakis
thats all you are

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 13:36:12 No.1693538

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friendly reminder that the toronto maple leafs are the atlantic division champions

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money thread Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:24:30 No.1629899 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

here, queer, spend your money
how you peppering that angussy?

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Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 02:00:09 No.1692022

>>1691837
wait a minute
>bill ackman
>billackman
>blackman
>black man
DUP IS IN CAHOOTS WITH NIGGERS

Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 02:04:38 No.1692024

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hows ur stanx doin sprothers

Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 02:08:59 No.1692026

>>1692024
chillin. its whateverm

Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 04:40:01 No.1692054

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lel
go japan

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 13:32:04 No.1693537

>President Donald J. Trump has publicly criticized Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, calling for his termination due to perceived delays in adjusting interest rates. This criticism comes after the European Central Bank (ECB) is expected to implement its seventh interest rate cut, while the U.S. Federal Reserve has not followed suit. Trump's comments were made in the context of recent statements by Powell regarding inflation potentially triggered by Trump's tariff policies.
dup mad at powpow now

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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 02:33:47 No.1693408 [Reply]

hol up this is a random in/sp/ection to filter out real spartmen from filthy 4um rapefugees
SAY HIS NAME OR EAT A BAN

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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 09:18:06 No.1693475

cuntface rectum-eater

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 11:48:43 No.1693518

ban me nigga
ban me nigga

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 11:51:47 No.1693519

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>>1693425

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 12:35:18 No.1693527

Chris Rea

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 12:56:08 No.1693530

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cremated rapscallion

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 02:11:10 No.1693399 [Reply]

sports chan?
more liek error posting chan?

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dudder 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:33:33 No.1693440

it just means your post wasnt high enough quality
like actually

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:29:33 No.1693448

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>new bro vs. sportschan
>sportschan wins
as expected

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 09:18:44 No.1693476

>greentexting

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 09:28:00 No.1693478

>>1693476
>what a fag

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 12:02:08 No.1693522

>>1693399
lel

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/cric/ Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 08:36:18 No.1693466 [Reply]

IPL currently one now.

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 10:19:17 No.1693489

sponsored by PAK PASSION

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 10:44:45 No.1693499

pavement

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 10:57:03 No.1693503

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Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 11:11:24 No.1693508

>not blogposting

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 11:54:52 No.1693521

Thoughts and prayers with Zachy.

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Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:22:14 No.1693341 [Reply]

make some generals
lets get some /bet/ going
how about some /trb/ general?
its time for eternal threads
we need it

where is /nba/ at ?

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Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 23:43:37 No.1693362

>>1693358
yah unless their about gay american politics shit

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:37:42 No.1693367

>>1693341
That's the best part you don't need generals because the board is so comfy.

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:39:45 No.1693369

well we used to have the daily MLB, white chocolate (hockey and NBA), and the nigger thread

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 02:32:23 No.1693407

>>1693362
fuck off leaf you'll get anschlussed soon and put out of your misery
no tears only yims now

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 03:26:36 No.1693429

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>general bread
gtfo tyvm kthxbai

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:41:34 No.1693371 [Reply]

not all step-parents are mongols but all mongol parents are steppe parents

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:42:13 No.1693372

ah fuck didn't mean to make a thread oh well deal with my shitty joke thread faggot

Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 01:50:20 No.1693389

this thread is VIP quality

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HARU BASHO THREAD Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 09:19:50 No.1685614 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does

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Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:29:30 No.1692883

>>1692846
a chinese nuke would prolly explode in china

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:31:36 No.1692885

>>1692769
>>1692777
>cunts at war doing horrible shit
>vs cunt that isn't at war with another cunt that is supposedly its ally attacks said cunt with zero provocation in an attempt to draw them into a war
you know why that's a retarded comparison right? like you're just pretending right?

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:39:50 No.1692888

>>1692885
you are foolish to think the kikes and their rabbis haven't already honored and glorified the kikes who attacked uss liberty

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:07:54 No.1692925

>>1692888
it still wasn't a "war crime" it was just a straight up crime is the point
guess this confirms youre an actual retard tho read more books to improve your reading comprehension

Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:12:11 No.1693317

>>1692883
whole world is chiner
muh urse liberdy

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:43:08 No.1693014 [Reply]

4chan filters

dudder
duder
DUDDERMAN
duddddderman
Dduddddermannnn
dudd
Dud
dudddddermannnn

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Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 22:28:21 No.1693047

>>1693026
milk

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 22:41:42 No.1693050

sage

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 22:58:43 No.1693053

>>1693026
drunk femdud post

Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 08:16:58 No.1693200

>>1693026
>>1688679
1. bannr numbr on bannr numbr twoo
2. strikethrough text
3. gib kissy

Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 11:17:03 No.1693220

>>1693200
>>1693026
wait no seriously do the strike through text it will unlock more fun and i will use it several times and then forget about it

saint plad's spanimal sanctuary Spartman 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:55:48 No.1658062 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt

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Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 23:01:23 No.1693054

>>1693045
my first time seeing it, forgot
dudes used to do that in high school wrestling i guess (wasn't gay so secondhand info)

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 23:15:52 No.1693058

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>>1693042
Yeah, that's what I was taught was if a dog has got you lockjawed you JAM your thumb up its asshole and it will strike a nerve causing it to release (and usually run away).

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 23:21:11 No.1693060

>>1693042
why not kick the thang like a man?

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 23:27:25 No.1693063

>>1693060
t. never had to stop a big dog from biting something

Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 23:28:03 No.1693064

>>1693060
Kicking tends to make the dog bite down harder and there's a risk of injury to the owner trying to pull the dog away. Fingerfucking it in the ass is the safer option.