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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 20:18:41 No.1586438 [Reply]

wee lad

Spartman 09/04/23 (Mon) 02:54:27 No.1577595 [Reply]

dudder can you make the wadina gura banner smaller

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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 11:51:38 No.1586352

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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 12:09:55 No.1586355

>>1586330
I think dudr is rally loosing his sanity.

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 16:32:51 No.1586389

WAKEY WAKY
jews are back

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 17:07:48 No.1586402

>>1586330
seems to be working quite well, lol

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 18:12:00 No.1586418

>>1586402
>1 a week
vs
>3 a day
it can be refined further later, but its so fucking trivial to figure out in the mean time that non-stop bitching about it just outs you as a retard

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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE GENERAL Spartman 10/09/23 (Mon) 14:04:48 No.1584792 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

OH, IT'S ON

current status:
>Gun battles are continuing between Hamas fighters and Israeli forces in three main areas in southern Israel – at a kibbutz in Karmia, and in the cities of Ashkelon and in Sderot.
>A senior Hamas official said the group is holding more than 100 Israelis captive in Gaza.
>Mousa Abu Marzouk, the Hamas official, made the remarks to the Arabic language news outlet Alghad on Sunday. “Senior Israeli officers are among those being held,” he said.
>Israel’s military, which faced awkward questions for failing to thwart the attack, said it had regained control of most of the border with Gaza, killed hundreds of people and taken dozens as prisoners.
>Also, a spokesperson for the Israeli military said his country has gathered 100,000 reserve troops near Gaza.
>A Wall Street Journal report said Iran helped Hamas plan its surprise attacks against Israel over the weekend, but Iran’s mission to the United Nations said Tehran was not involved in the attacks.
>“We emphatically stand in unflinching support of Palestine, however, we are not involved in Palestine’s response as it is taken solely by Palestine itself,” Iran’s mission said in a statement.

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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 02:15:54 No.1586291

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>>1586285
First, they came for the quarterback, Mahomes, our leader,
and I did not speak out because I wasn't under center.

Then, they came for the magic in Mahomes' arm,
and I did not speak out because I wasn't a quarterback.

Next, they came for the no-look passes,
and I did not speak out because I wasn't a receiver.

They came for the defense, piece by piece,
and I did not speak out because I wasn't a linebacker.

Then, they came for the head coach's strategies,
and I did not speak out because I wasn't a play-caller.
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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 03:24:25 No.1586297

>>1586285
>the single most protected race of people on the planet
>we stand alone
if only you really were alone then the last few million of you wouldve been wiped out by now

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 08:25:15 No.1586327

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Who would win? The virgin israeli occupation or the CHAD CLOUD???

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 08:32:50 No.1586328

>>1586327
if your "invasion" can be thwarted by rain clouds then maybe you shouldnt be posturing like youre gonna do shit
im gonna start a one man jihad if pissrael blueballs me over mild weather conditions

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 09:19:59 No.1586337

new thread
>>1586335
new thread
>>1586335
new thread
>>1586335
error posting

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WHITE CHOCO 10/14/23 Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 19:34:27 No.1586236 [Reply]

WHITE

Philadelphia Flyers vs. Ottawa Senators
Game in Progress
>PHI: 2 - OTT: 4
ESPN+

Florida Panthers (0-1-0) vs. Winnipeg Jets (0-1-0)
>3:00 PM CT
<FLA +118 WPG -140
ESPN+

Tampa Bay Lightning (1-0-0) vs. Detroit Red Wings (0-1-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<TB -125 DET +105
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Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 00:08:59 No.1586279

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good period
>m10 16.5 6-4.5-6-4.5v9zM12 2C6.48 2 2 6.48 2 12s4.48 10 10 10 10-4.48 10-10S17.52 2 12 2zm0 18c-4.41 0-8-3.59-8-8s3.59-8 8-8 8 3.59 8 8-3.59 8-8 8z
fucking nhl.com niggers encrypt video links so people can't download them anymore

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 01:55:12 No.1586288

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gg ez

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 02:01:44 No.1586289

15 years of white chocolate threads. holy FUCK im so mad

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 03:26:03 No.1586298

>>1586289
i'll give you 15 years of white gock if you marry me

Spartman 10/15/23 (Sun) 05:29:57 No.1586307

>>1586279
yt-dlp might be able to handle it, if not could just ask them to support it or something

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official solar eclipse game thred Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 04:15:51 No.1586103 [Reply]

do the thing

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Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 13:24:28 No.1586158

this be some satanic jewish bullshit

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 13:51:29 No.1586161

moon bringin home da ring this year

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 13:54:51 No.1586162

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUN

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 14:27:49 No.1586170

>>1586162
its in ur heart al along
u r the beutifol, princes 😘😋

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 16:23:05 No.1586188

time to sacrifice a virgin (male)

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GHOSTOBER GHOST STORY TIEM Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 04:01:57 No.1586099 [Reply]

OCTOBER BELONGS TO YOU

WRITE THE STOREIES

NOW

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 04:07:11 No.1586101

ghostober halff full

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 00:20:00 No.1586066 [Reply]

new tranime just dropped
what does spee think

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Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 02:06:03 No.1586083

>>1586078
heabutters unite

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 02:11:55 No.1586084

>>1586075
no you glue your hands to your head so your staring at whoever is below while pouring blood on em

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 03:03:30 No.1586091

>>1586075
it doesn't have to be that tall
just check out guidelines for execution by hanging, gives acceptable drop heights for weight and everything
its surprisingly little before your head comes clean off

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 03:29:18 No.1586093

>>1586091
you dont understand i want the fall to be long enough that my head is a significant distance away from my body

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 03:33:41 No.1586096

>>1586084
o i didnt see that you didnt mention tying your feet to a shorter rope so yuor decapitated hamas babby body is hanging upside down over the sidewalk

Spartman 10/14/23 (Sat) 01:44:08 No.1586079 [Reply]

the today thread 2

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NLDS GAME #4 Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 18:00:53 No.1585713 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Atlanta Braves (104-58) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (90-72)
>7:07 PM CT
<ATL -151 PHI +128
TBS

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Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 13:15:41 No.1585972

>>1585966
almost like choking on cocks is their job or something

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 13:19:20 No.1585974

>>1585966
is it better to the be dodger or the mets ?

>spend 100s of millions
>get hope
>get eliminated july

>spend 100s of millions
>get 100 wins
>get swept by a wild card at home

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 18:35:36 No.1586006

>>1585966
what could explain this phenomenon

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 19:43:21 No.1586017

>>1586006
locking in a playoff spot too early makes teams lose their edge?

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 21:34:36 No.1586043

>>1585974
depends on how important numbers are to you

>>1586017
probably. a lot of teams just start cruising once they get a playoff spot since maximum effort through the whole season can lead to season ending injuries. similar phenomenon happens a lot in noosecar.
>get your first win in one of the first races of the season
>stop actively developing the car other than the bare minimum required to save money
>stop fighting for wins because high risk yields more wrecks, costing money and effort
>you are already almost guaranteed a spot due to winning anyway so long as other teams have multiple wins so who cares
>be content with top 10's-15's all season which keeps you in the running without much effort
>wonder why you can't win once the playoff races start
>get eliminated in the first round
happens to a few teams every year it seems

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TNF- WEEK 6 Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 23:51:56 No.1585835 [Reply]

K'c' Chiefs VERSUS Denver Duncos
8:15 PM EST

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Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 02:08:56 No.1585890

>>1585884
know some1 in academia and theres multiple peace windmill carvings/tags resulting in schoolwide announcements and asking for "questionable" learning material then ghosting
anecdotal obv, do with that info what you will

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 02:10:33 No.1585892

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phi v kc, book it

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 02:10:57 No.1585893

lel

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 04:23:12 No.1585924

Tay Tay is our queen ❤️

Spartman 10/13/23 (Fri) 05:12:34 No.1585929

>>1585847
kicking balls is for women

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Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 20:28:07 No.1585760 [Reply]

Can we make our own version?

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 20:38:51 No.1585765

>>1585760
what stops you from doing it?

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 21:36:18 No.1585801

>>1585760
arent our superb owl invite basically this ?
i made the last two or so and i pretty much would try to aggregate the years memmays on the invite

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 21:46:50 No.1585803

could always i dunno… stop stealing ideas from other sites and create our own shit?

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10/11 MLB PLAYOFFS -- A PEACEFUL CALL TO PRAYER EDITION Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 17:34:57 No.1585433 [Reply]

>ATL BARVES @ THE FILTHADELPHIA FILTHIES
<5:07 PM EST

>HOOPSTAIN ASSBLOWS @ MINNERSODA TWO-WINS
<7:07 PM EST

>EL DOYERS LOS ANGELESE @ ARIDZONE-A D-BAGS
<9:07 PM

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Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 02:31:41 No.1585587

>>1585585
The call to action for all doyer cru to take up arms of martyrdom is now

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 02:41:31 No.1585590

>>1585585
barves aint got much room to talk
they about to get clapped for the second time by the same exact team
a division rival none the less

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 02:50:06 No.1585598

>>1585590
ya i agree i wasnt sayin it to talk shit but year after year i see the nigger roberts posts ya start to feel for the doys a lil bit after a while ya know

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 03:37:07 No.1585609

>>1585598
he wins lots of games in the regular season then falls apart
can't figure it out

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 08:13:30 No.1585636

>>1585609
apparently texas has the whole package figured out
fuckin queers

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WHITE CHOC 10/11/23 Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 20:33:50 No.1585466 [Reply]

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (0-0-0) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (0-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<MTL +233 TOR -291
ESPN+

Ottawa Senators (0-0-0) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (0-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<OTT +159 CAR -190
ESPN+

Chicago Blackhawks (1-0-0) vs. Boston Bruins (0-0-0)
>6:30 PM CT
<CHI +269 BOS -343
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Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 01:53:34 No.1585570

>>1585557
i was hoping maybe you had some
;_;

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 01:56:43 No.1585571

>>1585570
i bet her black boyfriend does

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 02:47:55 No.1585596

>>1585571
no.
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 02:50:48 No.1585599

>>1585538
she rally got sum gr8 ny boob

Spartman 10/12/23 (Thu) 03:03:43 No.1585605

>>1585596
when she is with Tyrone she says:
yes
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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White Choco 10/10/23 Spartman 10/10/23 (Tue) 16:06:22 No.1585069 [Reply]

WHITE-

Nashville Predators (0-0-0) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (0-0-0)
>4:30 PM CT
<NSH +131 TB -158
ESPN

Chicago Blackhawks (0-0-0) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (0-0-0)
>7:00 PM CT
<CHI +197 PIT -248
ESPN

Seattle Kraken (0-0-0) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (0-0-0)
>9:30 PM CT
<SEA +139 VGK -167
ESPN

Spartman 10/10/23 (Tue) 17:17:25 No.1585098

finally some good sparts on till the niggers show up and ruin it as always

Spartman 10/10/23 (Tue) 22:53:03 No.1585250

>>1585069
w-w-wadina is a leaf ?

Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 15:11:09 No.1585416

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wadina and cr are both leaf

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MLB PLAYOFFS - 10/10 Spartman 10/10/23 (Tue) 19:56:45 No.1585181 [Reply]

>THE HUESTUN ASSBLOW @ THE MINISODER T-WIN-S
<4:07 PM

>THE BALTIMORE ORILELS @ THE TEXASS RANGERS
<8:03 PM

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Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 03:42:36 No.1585349

>>1585335
yeah whatever plok. There's a reason you're being BTFO by Russian """""sailors""""" rn

Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 06:25:44 No.1585366

rally about to be a texas texas alcs huh

Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 09:03:26 No.1585380

>>1585181
Lel I noticed clipdrop doesn't allow free image generation anymore, if you want free online SDXL try https://huggingface.co/spaces/google/sdxl, it's fast, without watermark but sadly only allows 1024*1024 pics

Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 10:57:20 No.1585389

>>1585327
its not a ring
its a pocketwatch
men didnt wear jewelry back in 19fuckinwheneverthespankeesfirsterieswas
if you were a rich cunt you had a gold watch and chain

Spartman 10/11/23 (Wed) 13:59:56 No.1585407

>>1585380
they went full j-ish
they need to fund that war effort

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