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ICECRIK 10/12/2024 Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 18:37:10 No.1654977 [Reply]

WHITE-

Los Angeles Kings vs. Boston Bruins
Game in Progress
>LA: 1 - BOS: 0
ESPN+

Carolina Hurricanes (0-1-0) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (1-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<
''''

Utah Hockey Club (2-0-0) vs. New York Rangers (1-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<UTA +167 NYR -202
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Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:13:39 No.1655040

>>1654979
you don't know what annoying commentary is until you watch a noosecar race

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:44:49 No.1655080

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gud win

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:47:02 No.1655082

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 10:34:36 No.1655108

i lik crik
Edited in SportschanGPT

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:37:13 No.1655130

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MOTORBOATING Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:35:09 No.1655128 [Reply]

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 14:35:58 No.1655129

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vroom vroom

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 06:57:35 No.1654745 [Reply]

only high t spiggas can reply or quote in this thread

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 15:18:52 No.1654947

>>1654784
FUCK i just made a thread for this
stop

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 16:53:49 No.1654958

>>1654947
didnt need a thread spidiot
delete and think about what youve done

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 17:17:14 No.1654964

>>1654784
why do these people look like they take it in the ass
and i don't believe that fat guy has ever even touched a carburetor

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:10:14 No.1655036

i hat nigers

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 03:17:02 No.1655071

>>1654947
You’re a day late and about tree fiddy short.

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 15:14:44 No.1654944 [Reply]

IM A MAN
AND IM VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS
ARE YOU?
*paid for by the Harris Walz action comittee*

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:28:19 No.1655007

>>1654944
im going to HAWK TUAH-the POLLS and vote for Mommala.
im surprised kamala hasnt used this already

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:54:23 No.1655016

I have heard the director for this commercial is a known satirist/comedian, but he RALLY captured the pure vitriol I feel towards these sorts.

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:11:34 No.1655038

>>1655016
satanist mostly

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NLB THREAD GAME 5 ALDS AND NLDS THREADS Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:05:01 No.1654836 [Reply]

GAMES SCHEDULE-

Padres vs. Dodgers
>7:08 PM CT
<SD +121 LAD -143
FOX

Tigers vs. Guardians
>12:08 PM CT
<SPD +14 CLG +88
"TBS"

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:57:12 No.1654876

inshallah doyers will do a 9/11 in jew york two series in a row

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:18:15 No.1655005

tigers sisters
its joever

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:24:00 No.1655006

damn and tigers had skubal on the mound and he gave up 5 runs

shiiiiiiiet

i though its pitching and defense that wins in the post season ?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:43:11 No.1655013

refuse to call them guardians

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 00:10:59 No.1655037

i miss the windians

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Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 15:06:24 No.1654644 [Reply]

FUCK

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:44:43 No.1654858

>>1654710
i made it the background on my work computer, but than my boss walked in while i was unclogging my hog and i got fired

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:48:09 No.1654860

>>1654661
wait so the india sp yims were twoo?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:10:42 No.1654869

>>1654661
>cutlers court
Think it has anything to do with the British couples court show of the same name?

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 03:39:17 No.1654880

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>>1654803
>>1654823
>>1654850
>>1654858
gud to kno
thenks budys

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 07:40:06 No.1654901

have a nice day

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 18:43:32 No.1654809 [Reply]

how do I get sportschan updates on my speematron?

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 18:58:08 No.1654812

plug your computarl device into ur head and become the ma/sp/een god of legend

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:01:08 No.1654813

Fap at work, you’ll get plenty of new updates that way.

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 00:36:13 No.1654849

get some hair extensions you low t balding cuck

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:59:26 No.1654861

>>1654809
https://nina.chat/

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TOMORROW TOM UWU 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:16:11 No.1649877 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TOMORROW

“Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond my bull.” GHOST Sherbert -Ben&Jerrys

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:58:00 No.1654844

>>1654843
kohlchan im retarded too

t. retard

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:00:36 No.1654862

>>1654670
its just lesbians being dykes as usual

Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 02:16:19 No.1654870

>>1654791
>hyperloop
calm down thunderfoot, you can at least respect the grift.
it is stupid tho

>Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.
you're actually retarded
have you ever looked at the cost per kg for moving shit to space??
payload delivery alone gives a ROI within a lifetime. factor in the as the price decreases, it becomes more open for anyone to shove money into the ring
in reality– yuge govt contracts would pay it off within maybe half a decade of being in operation. NASA spends fucking 3-4 BILLION on supply missions to the ISS alone dumbfuck.

all of that is besides the point really. because all the big aero defence rocket fags operate with the US govt pouring their fucking coffers into them for R&D ie they're operating significantly more effectively than their peers. the only difference in that regard imo is greater private equity for space x

>tesla reliant on green tax credits
3% of revenue,
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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 08:27:14 No.1654906

guys i think my teat just boosted i suddenly feel the need to write a homosexual novel

Spartman 10/13/24 (Sun) 08:57:35 No.1655099

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>>1654808
error posting

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MLB PLAYOFFS GAME 4 - ALDS Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 19:49:21 No.1654672 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Guardians (92-69) vs. Tigers (86-76)
>5:08 PM CT
<CLE -125 DET +105
TNT

Yankees (94-68) vs. Royals (86-76)
>7:08 PM CT
<NYY -154 KC +130
TBS

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 01:58:02 No.1654696

>>1654692
just nigger things

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 02:46:44 No.1654704

FUCK

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 02:47:29 No.1654705

DAAAAAA YANKEES
WIIIIIN

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 03:06:37 No.1654709

HOLY FUCK WADE DO SOMETHING ! ! !

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 10:18:32 No.1654763

the dream is dead. yankees mots ws confirmed

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Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 18:18:05 No.1654407 [Reply]

Remember your place, goyim.

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Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 01:42:58 No.1654690

>>1654677
yeah
plants also hate tap water. all my shit dies over the winter because i can't gather rain water for them. garden shit don't like it either, watering with the hose just barely keeps things alive and need it to rain before anything actually grows properly.

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 01:44:08 No.1654691

>>1654658
yeah I bet you'd buy a beta fish

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 01:58:06 No.1654697

>>1654691
stop picking on him his t is low

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 03:53:39 No.1654725

>>1654690
Try using a garden hose filter. You can get some really good ones filter 10k gallons before replacement pretty inexpensively ol. Maybe try a garden/hydro shop, might be about 60 bux tree fiddy irl

Spartman 10/11/24 (Fri) 03:55:11 No.1654726

>>1654690
Forgot, you can get them anywhere that sells rvs, or even accessories as well. Those won’t be as high quality, they will work for plants just fine.

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MLB PLAYOFFS THREAD GAME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SCHEDULE: EDITION Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 20:54:13 No.1654554 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Guardians vs. Tigers
Game in Progress
>CLE: 0 - DET: 2
TBS

Phillies (95-67) vs. Mets (89-73)
>4:08 PM CT
<PHI +102 NYM -121
FS1

Yankees (94-68) vs. Royals (86-76)
>6:08 PM CT
<NYY -116 KC -104
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Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 02:41:53 No.1654620

>>1654616
you cant prove that

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 03:46:59 No.1654626

>>1654620
*shakes ur gock
there now >we're frens

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 03:55:25 No.1654627

royals woulda won if wade were still alive

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 15:13:41 No.1654649

>>1654627
wade caught literal poz when he moved to chimpcago.

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>>1654627

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NFL WEEK 5 THREAD: WADINA DEBATE EDITION Spartman 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:51:55 No.1653911 [Reply]

SUN, OCT 6

New York Jets (2-2) vs. Minnesota Vikings (4-0)
>8:30 AM CT
<MIN -2.5 TOTAL 43.5
NFLN

Baltimore Ravens (2-2) vs. Cincinnati Bengals (1-3)
>12:00 PM CT
<BAL -2.5 TOTAL 46.5
CBS

Carolina Panthers (1-3) vs. Chicago Bears (2-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<CHI -4.0 TOTAL 42.5
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Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 20:44:22 No.1654422

>>1654409
hes gonna come back and muhammad atta that facility

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:15:14 No.1654472

>>1654409
send that sand nigger back to africa

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 00:08:37 No.1654585

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>>1654409

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 00:14:14 No.1654587

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>>1654585
>its real

Spartman 10/10/24 (Thu) 00:58:04 No.1654591

hang the monkeys

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HNOSC OPENING NIGHT EDITION Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 19:19:19 No.1654543 [Reply]

WHITE-

Toronto Maple Leafs (0-0-0) vs. Montreal Canadiens (0-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<TOR -202 MTL +168
ESPN+

New York Rangers (0-0-0) vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (0-0-0)
>6:30 PM CT
<NYR -144 PIT +121
TNT

Calgary Flames (0-0-0) vs. Vancouver Cucks (0-0-0)
>9:00 PM CT
<CGY +165 VAN -199
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Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 19:22:17 No.1654544

HOCKEY IS FINALLY BACK

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 19:43:06 No.1654545

where the FUCK are the coyotes?

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 19:57:16 No.1654546

>>1654545
we couldn't keep them. they live now happily on a farm in rural utah…

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NLDS GAME 3 THREAD Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 20:26:17 No.1654420 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Phillies (95-67) vs. Mets (89-73)
>4:08 PM CT
<PHI -111 NYM -109
FS1

Dodgers (98-64) vs. Padres (93-69)
>8:08 PM CT
<LAD +129 SD -152
FS1

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Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:21:42 No.1654475

>>1654421
i miss javbot

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:28:47 No.1654476

>>1654473
i guarantee nick fuentes is soyfacing over it somewhere and picking out which member of The Dollhouse is going to accompany him on a Krabby Patty Date night

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:40:41 No.1654477

>>1654475
where did javbot go?

try our pumpkin spice Frosty™ Wendys 10/09/24 (Wed) 10:11:10 No.1654500

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coach dave roberts is gonna pull the funniest prank tonight lmao
love that guy…

Spartman 10/09/24 (Wed) 15:19:03 No.1654517

>>1654477
probably related to when torposting was banned, who knows. disappeared around the same time

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MLB ALDS THREAD: GAME 2 Spartman 10/07/24 (Mon) 16:42:34 No.1654218 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers (86-76) vs. Guardians (92-69)
>3:08 PM CT
<DET -129 CLE +109
TBS

Royals (86-76) vs. Yankees (94-68)
>6:38 PM CT
<KC +129 NYY -153
TBS

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Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 01:34:37 No.1654306

>>1654255
yea

Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 01:46:55 No.1654307

>>1654298
>spin off of a spin off
this world is hell

Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 01:50:07 No.1654309

>>1654307
wait till you learn about the hawk tuah girl

Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 02:49:09 No.1654318

yankees btfo
I feel like dancing watching new york burn on 9/11

wadina is a certified urban moving systems van driver

Spartman 10/08/24 (Tue) 12:01:09 No.1654364

>>1654318
>yankees when its them vs the entire al central
:D
>yankees when its not the twins
:<

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