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IT'S OK TO PLAY WITH DOLLS MLB THREAD Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 14:49:21 No.1633361 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets (44-44) vs. Pirates (42-47)
>11:35 AM CT
<NYM -101 PIT -119
ATTP

Cardinals (47-42) vs. Nationals (42-48)
>3:05 PM CT
<STL -108 WSH -111
MASN

Guardians (56-32) vs. Tigers (42-48)
>5:40 PM CT
<CLE -144 DET +122
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Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 04:02:32 No.1633457

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>>1633443
i disagree

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 04:29:35 No.1633460

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woohoo!

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 05:15:08 No.1633466

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thriller in ariziller

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 07:05:20 No.1633476

good ole fashioned ball slappin

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 08:12:05 No.1633482

>>1633457
>>1633460
>>1633466
BRAVES SUPREMACY

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USA WON CRIKET Spartman 06/07/24 (Fri) 02:56:06 No.1626725 [Reply]

USA WON CRIKET

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Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 12:25:56 No.1631778

how will pakis literally ever recover?
war?

Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 13:31:13 No.1631784

>>1631778
jihadaroo at wagah gate
only answer

Spartman 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:27:10 No.1632698

Indian criket team return to a heroes welcome. They were greeted by PM Modi and the BCCI awarded a cash bonus of 1.25 billion rupees ($15 million).

>tfw you will never lik anything as much as indians lik criket

Spartman 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:31:03 No.1632699

VANDE MATARAM

Spartman 07/05/24 (Fri) 05:31:19 No.1632708

>>1631778
worse
reunification with india

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TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO 06/12/24 (Wed) 08:39:37 No.1627776 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO

''wew that lil fella did WHAT with that clay??' - GHOSTpel of Thomas

http://archive.today/2024.06.11-200531/https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/lifestyle/newly-deciphered-manuscript-is-oldest-written-record-of-jesus-childhood-extraordinary/

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Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 13:07:47 No.1632324

>>1632252
only people who aren't authoritarian any more are boomercons

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 13:13:07 No.1632325

>>1632319
hilldog put out some promo lel
guess they're debating front running carmelpuss w bidup as vp so they can keep funding
all the legacy demoncrap oligarchs are in full coup

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 13:37:49 No.1632330

>>1632325
trump beating her again would be hilarious

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:13:01 No.1632346

549

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:13:22 No.1632347

>>1632346
550
make the new thread NOW

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 16:17:35 No.1631803 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pirates vs. Braves
Game in Progress
>PIT: 0 - ATL: 0
Roku

Marlins (30-53) vs. Phillies (54-29)
>12:35 PM CT
<MIA +210 PHI -259
BSFL

Padres (46-41) vs. Red Sox (43-39)
>12:35 PM CT
<SD -105 BOS -114
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Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 19:54:36 No.1631842

>>1631818
limited supply lel

Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 19:59:16 No.1631845

>>1631806
>>1631804
LESS GO BRAVS!!!!!!

Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 21:01:45 No.1631857

>>1631836
do it

Spartman 06/30/24 (Sun) 21:12:15 No.1631859

yonkees won

Spartman 07/01/24 (Mon) 01:41:09 No.1631884

>>1631806
rip brad
he looked cool

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Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 17:58:43 No.1630422 [Reply]

woah
https://glif.app/@fab1an/glifs/clxtc53mi0000ghv10g6irjqj

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Spartman 06/27/24 (Thu) 11:34:18 No.1630766

>>1630753
is that a jew or a zz top member

Spartman 06/27/24 (Thu) 12:32:39 No.1630777

>>1630766
technically both

Spartman 06/27/24 (Thu) 14:25:18 No.1630790

>>1630734
cweeeepy ;_;

Spartman 06/28/24 (Fri) 13:39:12 No.1631365

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this is actually me

Spartman 06/28/24 (Fri) 14:14:08 No.1631374

>>1631365
leather bound tv guide is pretty sick

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 18:23:38 No.1630032 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Diamondbacks (38-40) vs. Phillies (51-26)
>10:35 AM CT
Winner: Phillies
4-1

Braves vs. Yankees
Game in Progress
>ATL: 1 - NYY: 0
MLBN

Rays vs. Pirates
Game in Progress
>TB: 1 - PIT: 0
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Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 09:45:08 No.1630136

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>On Friday night, Blue Jays No. 2 prospect Orelvis Martinez fulfilled a lifelong dream by recording his first MLB hit in his debut against the Guardians.

>On Sunday, he received an 80-game suspension after testing positive for performance-enhancing substance Clomiphene, Major League Baseball announced.

>Later that day, Martinez's teammates suffered a 6-5 loss to the Guardians to finish an 0-6 week as Toronto continued to lose ground in the American League standings.
J U S T

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 12:14:39 No.1630151

>>1630136
>Clomiphene
classic
how is it they always catch em taking the birth control shit and not the actual dope?

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:15:05 No.1630156

>>1630151
i don't think he took it to induce ovulation in men it generates more tesosteron

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 14:17:13 No.1630169

>>1630156
ahh i thought it was the other one. the one they take when off the cycle so their balls dont shrivel and fall off. its basically just BC iirc

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 14:19:43 No.1630171

imagine if they did catch you on that nowadays
you could be lik ummmm yea bigot im trans suck it losers, then do a pirouette and walk away. then just keep juicing hard af and looking lik the hulk

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 10:44:40 No.1629196 [Reply]

4gag is so cucked it's unreal
>300 second wait for captcha when LTEposting
>You must wait longer to make a new thread
>Can't post files through incognito
>"Ban evasion" measures to ban LTE/VPNs
It's over.

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Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 17:16:06 No.1629821

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>>1629794
>>1629800
waaaah

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 20:53:58 No.1629853

its dumb to cry about someone bringing up aryan shit in response to a picture of a dude notorious for being obsessed with aryan shit you gotta be a special kinda retarded killjoy to let that one go over your head

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 21:15:29 No.1629859

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>>1629821

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 21:38:17 No.1629863

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>>1629853
more lik attempted this but ate the ball instead at some point 🤷🏿

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 10:49:16 No.1630143

>>1629863
faaaaaaaaaake

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 16:34:31 No.1629808 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

White Sox (20-57) vs. Tigers (35-40)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +139 DET -164
NBCSCH

Giants (36-40) vs. Cardinals (37-37)
>1:15 PM CT
<SF -108 STL -112
NBCSBA

Mets (36-38) vs. Cubs (36-40)
>1:20 PM CT
<NYM -119 CHC -101
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Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:21:20 No.1629897

these damn yanks

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:45:50 No.1629907

fuckin smells like niggers

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:53:15 No.1629912

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>>1629818
making way for the return of the king

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:14:49 No.1629919

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wooooo

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:53:36 No.1629930

damn yankees…..
gud game
>:(

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/21/24 (Fri) 14:35:35 No.1629601 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets (35-38) vs. Cubs (36-39)
>1:20 PM CT
<NYM +123 CHC -146
MLBN

Rays (36-39) vs. Pirates (36-38)
>5:40 PM CT
<TB -117 PIT -102
ATTP

White Sox (20-56) vs. Tigers (34-40)
>5:40 PM CT
<CWS +148 DET -175
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Spartman 06/21/24 (Fri) 23:58:21 No.1629686

>>1629682
new york isnt even real

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 01:41:31 No.1629700

>>1629682
judens dont watch basedballs

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 02:11:38 No.1629706

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spankeed

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:01:31 No.1629740

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woohoo!

Spartman 06/22/24 (Sat) 08:18:05 No.1629747

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 18:00:23 No.1629263 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers vs. Braves
Game in Progress
>DET: 0 - ATL: 7
BSSO

Reds vs. Pirates
Game in Progress
>CIN: 0 - PIT: 0
ATTP

Cardinals vs. Marlins
Game in Progress
>STL: 2 - MIA: 2
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Spartman 06/20/24 (Thu) 00:31:39 No.1629336

>take cole out
>orioles immediately start rallying

what did boone mean by this ?

Spartman 06/20/24 (Thu) 20:37:22 No.1629482

gil is getting COOKED

fuck yankees bros
oriolels are owning us in our own stadium
its never been this joever

Spartman 06/20/24 (Thu) 21:04:21 No.1629486

>yankees getting spankeed after the OriLELS tried to intentionally injure THE JUDGE

BEHEAD BOONE AND CASHMAN NOW
FATWA ISSUED

Spartman 06/20/24 (Thu) 21:34:23 No.1629489

SPANKEED
P
A
N
K
E
E
D

Spartman 06/20/24 (Thu) 23:54:54 No.1629508

sorry i slept thru makin da thread

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 21:23:45 No.1629068 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals (36-35) vs. Marlins (23-49)
>5:10 PM CT
<STL -137 MIA +117
BSMW

Mariners (43-31) vs. Guardians (44-25)
>5:40 PM CT
<SEA +115 CLE -135
BSGL

Padres (37-39) vs. Phillies (48-24)
>5:40 PM CT
<SD +134 PHI -159
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Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 01:07:36 No.1629113

willy mays just died

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 01:17:50 No.1629117

>>1629113
>93
god damn

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 01:43:36 No.1629122

wooohooo!!!

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 02:08:44 No.1629128

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>>1629113
we all know where he's going

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 03:20:02 No.1629149

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Spartman 06/16/24 (Sun) 21:42:15 No.1628708 [Reply]

my dad lost his job and I'm worried we're about to be poor

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Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:54:31 No.1629045

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>>1628834
lookin for cute and breedable janitors

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:59:01 No.1629046

>>1629045
does the ass have to be fat?

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 20:04:57 No.1629059

>>1629044
I'm fine, what about you?

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 00:24:58 No.1629096

>>1629044
>lol what
LOL WUT
ftfy you monumental faggot

Spartman 06/19/24 (Wed) 02:05:32 No.1629127

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>>1629096
what the fuck is your problem man

Spartman 05/27/24 (Mon) 12:26:56 No.1624701 [Reply]

>People are making videos about old /sp/ lore
We need someone to make videos about independent /sp/'s lore. I think that would be a good way to get more users here.

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Spartman 05/30/24 (Thu) 14:02:13 No.1625268

>>1625254
centimeters?

Spartman 05/31/24 (Fri) 10:59:13 No.1625492

>>1625268
Millimeters

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 13:28:52 No.1628835

Wtf is GETchan?

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 13:32:34 No.1628837

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>>1628835
wtf why do i get "Error Posting" when i try to post a URL.

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 17:41:54 No.1628862

>>1628837
picked up by spam filter
add a bunch of spaces at the end of your post

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 16:20:50 No.1628497 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Athletics (26-46) vs. Twins (38-32)
>1:10 PM CT
<OAK +167 MIN -202
NBCSCA

Cardinals (34-34) vs. Cubs (33-37)
>1:20 PM CT
<STL +144 CHC -172
FS1

Guardians (44-23) vs. Blue Jays (33-36)
>2:07 PM CT
<CLE -102 TOR -116
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Spartman 06/16/24 (Sun) 20:18:22 No.1628699

brewz score on bunt
gud job

Spartman 06/16/24 (Sun) 20:53:15 No.1628702

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gud win

Spartman 06/16/24 (Sun) 22:15:21 No.1628714

>>1628695
you forgot "i hate (ethnic minority)"

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 00:10:20 No.1628741

goatyals goin tonya harding mode on mookie 4 all those parking lot threats ese

Eddie Vedder 06/17/24 (Mon) 00:17:21 No.1628743

I just got happyslapped by a Woke Mob outside Tha Krusty Krab goddam i never felt so alive

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Travelbro thread Spartman 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:52:06 No.1628127 [Reply]

Where’s Travelbro? Pix is Chiraq downtown tho

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Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:13:47 No.1628464

>>1628420
you say
"SUGOI DESUKA GOMENADIKIMASU SAYARIGATO BAKA GAYBLADE HAI"
this will overwhelm her japanese predator senses leaving her vulnerable and helpless. just make sure theres no yakuza or fat ugly bastards or anything with tentacles nearby because theyll steal her

Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:15:09 No.1628466

>>1628420
offer to merge sportschan with her cult, we will be unstoppable

Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 14:18:16 No.1628478

>>1628420
ummm just join the doomsday cult ?
sounds fun tbh

i mean provided they do some real shit and not just grift you for money

Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 18:47:01 No.1628514

>>1628478
it's always a money grift
ALWAYS
sometimes you end up doing a sarin gas jihadaroo in the subway

Spartman 06/15/24 (Sat) 19:01:57 No.1628516

>>1628514
but what if it was like that one cult where they hated technology but specifically recruited white men to breed asian girls because they wanted to create a super race to survive the number of the beast system started by the computer

i cant remember their name but they made music and shit too