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Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 16:58:33 No.1668839 [Reply]

big ass duolingo streak

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:29:57 No.1671313

>>1671305
tbh if bullied kids were allowed to fight back and piss on their bullies in organized matches if they win it would beat the shit out of having school shootings every other week and having to hear whorbs cry about gun control and chilluns constantly because of it
get some sponsors in on it and you've got yourself a new national spart that i can lose money betting on

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:37:32 No.1671316

>>1671313
>school sanctioned watersports
>i beat up the group of girls picking on me
😈😈😈😈

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:43:57 No.1671317

>>1670567
>>1671305
Always thought that the bullying scene from shaolin soccer where the bullies piss on the protagonist after beating him was too much but damn that actually happens wtf

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:45:44 No.1671318

>>1671313
just another step on the road to ＳＴＡＴＥ　ＭＡＮＤＡＴＥＤ　ＨＯＭＯＳＥＸＵＡＬＩＴＹ

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:09:59 No.1671321

>>1671316
>>1671318
face it bully chad betas, alpha sissies will be filling your mouths with piss and i will be losing precious hundos by wrongfully betting on you

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 00:50:23 No.1670801 [Reply]

<How India Stole and Killed Cricket | Full Documentary

it's over criket is finished and crik monkrs are to blame.

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Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:08:18 No.1670829

>>1670826
>>1670803
it's p obvious whats getting caught

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:19:21 No.1670843

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guys you need to talk about criket, don't let them win

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:25:48 No.1670854

>>1670803
lel

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:47:43 No.1670857

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>>1670826
actually i can lol

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 16:49:18 No.1670938

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this of >our house wh*toid
jeetpremacy 4lyfe budys

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 01:49:29 No.1648936 [Reply]

>>1648892
hay fuk u budy

dr Speee emergency announcements Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 21:51:46 No.1668328 [Reply]

Tomorrow is Ladies' Foot Health Day
GET IN HERE

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Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 00:47:06 No.1669557

>>1669541
uhmm >we're akshually in a simulation right now i heard neil debuss tyson talk about and elon too so if you think about it all these choose your own adventure reality issues where no one agrees on basic concepts is kinda lik candy crush where you match three if you think about it

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 02:03:50 No.1670605

PEGGING FANS UNITE

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:34:20 No.1670720

>nurse bish in apartment below me claims i'm stomping around my apartment all day and night
>get noise violation
>have no idea what the fuck they're talking about since i'm in socks all day and walking like a normal human bean, not even the crazy spic that lived below me earlier in the year complained about it
>meanwhile the single-digit iq retard with a jeep trackhawk does nothing but drive around the complex all day and night with his LOUD AS FUCK exhaust
why is it always FUCKING nurses
NURSES ARE NOT PEOPLE

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:59:02 No.1670725

>>1670720
all nurses are whorbs too. it's actually amazing

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 18:01:04 No.1670726

>>1670720
nothing a little rape wouldn't solve

nurses are the female equivalent of cops for males

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:06:19 No.1670636 [Reply]

camon on Aussies scores some fuckin wickets. Integrate these currys

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NFL WEEK 16 THREAD: THE WADINA WHO STOLE CRIKMAS EDITION Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 14:38:36 No.1669808 [Reply]

SAT, DEC 21

Houston Texans (9-6) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (14-1)
>12:00 PM CT
Winner: Kansas City Chiefs
27-19

Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5) vs. Baltimore Ravens (10-5)
>3:30 PM CT
Winner: Baltimore Ravens
34-17

SUN, DEC 22

Cleveland Browns (3-11) vs. Cincinnati Bengals (6-8)
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Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:18:57 No.1670077

damn them saints are looking GUUUUUD

kinda crazy that green bay is third in their division and already has a playoff spot locked up

lmao

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:30:54 No.1670078

>spread those sacks all over the place
>joe buck 2024

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:56:00 No.1670081

its a televised rape

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:06:33 No.1670083

>>1670081
i lik rep

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 08:03:09 No.1670104

gud pakrs win

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LAST WEEK LAST WEEK 12/10/24 (Tue) 13:36:19 No.1667882 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

LAST WEEK

ay ton dey fucked up my back so i gave him a whack, see? -GHOSTido Pizzapasta

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12/09/nyregion/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-news
https://archive.fo/be2zf

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Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 00:45:54 No.1670060

>>1670052
disappear where tho if anyone cares enough they'll find her

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 01:49:04 No.1670064

>>1670043
>jews
>not being petty little fucks
cmon, spanon

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 02:07:31 No.1670066

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>Former President Bill Clinton is in the hospital after developing a fever, spokesperson says

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 05:12:18 No.1670090

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>tfw you chew 5 gum

Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 00:11:15 No.1670233

so turns out school breakfasts/lunches only really came about because niggers dont feed their chilluns

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 16:06:10 No.1669824 [Reply]

I am Obama vs I am Bob, AMA

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 17:32:33 No.1669833

liver failure when?

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 18:01:16 No.1669836

obamna.

Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 03:20:35 No.1669916

what does any of this mean bluddddddd

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FUNBALL PLAYOFFS Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 00:50:35 No.1669559 [Reply]

Friday, Dec. 20
No. 8 Indiana at No. 5 Notre Dame (College Football Playoff first round) | 8 p.m. | ABC/ESPN

Saturday, Dec. 21
No. 10 SMU at No. 4 Penn State (College Football Playoff first round) | 12 p.m. | TNT/Max
%North Dakota State vs. South Dakota State (FCS semifinals) | 12 p.m. | ABC
>Mount Union vs. Johns Hopkins (DIII semifinals) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Valdosta State vs. Ferris State (DII championship game in McKinney, Texas) | 2 p.m. | ESPN2
%Montana State vs. South Dakota (FCS semifinals) | 3:30 p.m. | ABC
>North Central (IL) vs. Susquehanna (DIII semifinals) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 16 Clemson at No. 3 Texas (College Football Playoff first round) | 4 p.m. | TNT/Max
No. 7 Tennessee at No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff first round) | 8 p.m. | ABC/ESPN

STRAMS - sportsurge.net
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Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:12:16 No.1669732

>obvious pickle in endzone
holy shit they let tenese keep the pickle

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:12:35 No.1669733

not lik they gonna do ANYTHING with it

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:50:49 No.1669739

well they just exposed ohio shits d line as complete shit. keep that up why dont ya

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 03:56:02 No.1669746

tenessee school of choke artistry

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 14:23:16 No.1669804

this is why SEC cant play in the cold

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/X/ AND SCHIZO THREAD Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 21:41:02 No.1620829 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

show the board your reserch

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Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 20:12:19 No.1668868

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Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 21:33:47 No.1668881

spcord is real

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:05:14 No.1669590

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>>1668433
>Ffy I had to comitt to suicide for the nhl to help my kids and asylum to my wife and kids to stay in the USA when 5 criminal organizations are after me. I can handle them but not when they go for my kids and family when I lm playing. NHL knew for 8 years. I have proof of that. For years I’ve begged but I needed to od for them to do it now. ……… I have that evidence now.
heem going full schizo now

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:33:55 No.1669593

>>1668868
this one sucks

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 01:37:41 No.1669727

ever get really scared out of nowhere that you're gonna be framed for murder because of a butterfly effect?

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 20:37:02 No.1669686 [Reply]

make the nfl thread

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 21:07:06 No.1669694

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it's ogre, bad guys win

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 22:41:58 No.1669705

why do they have random ass games on a saturday ?

the fuck this lil goodell nigga think he is ?

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RIP MAN OF STEAL Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 20:51:28 No.1669690 [Reply]

PRESS F

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 22:41:17 No.1669704

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>>1669690
>111 career WAR

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HNOSC 12/20/24 Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 18:40:09 No.1669497 [Reply]

WHITE-

Montreal Canadiens (12-16-3) vs. Detroit Red Wings (13-14-4)
>6:00 PM CT
<MTL +132 DET -157
ESPN+

Toronto Maple Leafs (20-10-2) vs. Buffalo Sabres (11-17-4)
>6:00 PM CT
<TOR -154 BUF +130
ESPN+

St. Louis Blues (15-16-3) vs. Florida Panthers (20-11-2)
>6:00 PM CT
<STL +247 FLA -310
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Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:38:47 No.1669580

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gud win

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:48:44 No.1669582

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 12:39:33 No.1669630

>>1669582
>This video has been removed by the uploader.
F

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 13:41:53 No.1669637

>>1669630
it was killed by the nhl

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 20:19:50 No.1669682

WHITE-

Los Angeles Kings vs. Nashville Predators
Game in Progress
>LA: 0 - NSH: 2
NHL

Chicago Blackhawks (12-19-2) vs. Calgary Flames (15-11-7)
>3:00 PM CT
<CHI +151 CGY -182
ESPN+

San Jose Sharks (11-19-5) vs. Edmonton Oilers (19-11-2)
>3:00 PM CT
<SJ +343 EDM -448
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PWHL Thread Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:05:26 No.1669665 [Reply]

Montréal Victoire at Toronto Sceptres
does this qualify as sparts? it doesn't but i make the thread anyways

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:43:17 No.1669673

I used to qualify as sports, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 13:04:20 No.1669633 [Reply]

hi all