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NIGGER MADNESS BRACKET TIME SHOOTY HOOP GRAND TOURNAMENT Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 14:56:05 No.1687838 [Reply]

hey you
yeah you
its time to WATCH
EVERY
THING

hundreds of sportsball games starting now
just watch the sports
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/watch

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Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:04:22 No.1691355

its a gud gam but dudddey needs to stop being dum here

Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:37:24 No.1691364

go dudder

Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 03:09:59 No.1691373

duddr up 2 with 20 seconds to go

Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 03:11:04 No.1691374

DUDDER WINS

Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 03:45:01 No.1691378

dudder and the gaytors kike pedophile sexual predator coach win the champario

dudder please comment on your beeg victory

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hospice Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 16:52:57 No.1690666 [Reply]

cmere for you're geriatric needs /sp/artman

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Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:15:40 No.1691022

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nurse wadina said im lookin handsome

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 14:45:25 No.1691034

>>1691022
she licked her finger after my prostate exam, wut mean

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 16:14:07 No.1691046

>>1691034
was it >>1690757?

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 16:33:40 No.1691049

>>1691034
she knew the scent of the residual cum

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 14:40:16 No.1691216

dammit i got owned

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NEW ALLTIME GOAL RECORD Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 18:39:57 No.1691066 [Reply]

>The Washington Capitals left wing scored his 895th goal to surpass Wayne Gretzky for the most in NHL history against the New York Islanders at UBS Arena on Sunday.
>Ovechkin scored his record-breaking goal at 7:26 of the second period on the power play. He took a pass from Tom Wilson and ripped a wrist shot from the left face-off circle past Ilya Sorokin for his 895th goal to cut New York’s lead to 2-1.
>The 39-year-old tied Gretzky by scoring his 894th goal against the Chicago Blackhawks on Friday.
>After scoring the goal, Ovechkin slid on his belly toward center ice, where he was mobbed by his teammates.
>The game was stopped for about 10 minutes for a ceremony at center ice that included Ovechkin's wife and two sons, Capitals owner Ted Leonis, Gretzky and NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.
>“Wayne, you'll always be the 'Great One' and you had a record that nobody ever thought would be broken," Bettman said. "But Alex, you did it. You've been amazing.”
pretty impressive feat

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Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:29:43 No.1691085

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i don't follow icecrik but gud for him

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:31:47 No.1691087

>>1691075
ovechkins not the guy out there takin a zillion hits tho. hes worth too much for that.

and didnt borque play straight from age 16 till heem was lik 50+? its been done a few times. there was that other guy who came back to da NHL in his 50s to play a season w his son too, i think he has the record technically for most hospice
tbh, barring some crazy injury, ovechkins got enough to time left to make a truly unbeatable record. hes still a raly excellent player

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 00:46:20 No.1691134

gud goin budy ur dab est now. cool gretzky was there and got on ice for the celebration. a true passing of the mantle.

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 01:22:33 No.1691142

>gretzky had an 894 goal record that stood for 26 years
>he retired at 38
>ovechkin is 39 and shows no signs of retiring
this guy's gonna set an eternity record isn't he

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 05:00:48 No.1691163

>>1691142
he said that once he has the record he'll end his career in the khl. also auston matthews is already on pace to beat his record

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MLB THREAD 04/06/2025 Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 16:03:42 No.1691044 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Yankees (6-2) vs. Pirates (2-7)
>12:35 PM CT
<NYY -167 PIT +141
ATTP

Dodgers (9-1) vs. Phillies (6-2)
>12:35 PM CT
<LAD -128 PHI +109
SNLA

Marlins (5-4) vs. Braves (1-8)
>12:35 PM CT
<MIA +136 ATL -161
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Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 19:18:33 No.1691073

AND THE BLUE JAYS ARE IN FLIGHT!
bases loaded hbp

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 21:43:42 No.1691096

>>1691068
is /sp/issy code for water sports?

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 21:54:34 No.1691100

brewrz win
#brewcrew cheking in

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 21:54:56 No.1691101

>>1691068
filthy whorb put clothes on and go to church

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 00:47:40 No.1691136

>>1691101
she already has clothes on

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BY 2030 BY 2030 03/26/25 (Wed) 01:48:48 No.1688924 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BY 2030

you vill drink ze oil and zoo vill be happy -CRovernor of /sp/exas

Texas explores treating oilfield wastewater amid growing water shortage

>Texas is facing a looming water shortage, prompting officials to explore using oilfield wastewater to help solve the issue. However, treating this highly contaminated and potentially radioactive water could demand more energy than the entire power capacity of most U.S. states.
>Companies like Natura Resources and Texas Pacific Water Resources are using advanced technologies, including a molten salt nuclear reactor and filtration systems, to treat the wastewater for non-potable uses.
>Despite these efforts, treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater or municipal wastewater, making large-scale adoption unlikely until the process becomes more energy-efficient and economically viable.

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Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:11:07 No.1691118

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>>1691116
still haven't seen it, don't really care to. but i haven't been in a movie theater for 3 years now so i'm not sure what it would take to make me go back. nu tron might be gud though.

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:11:35 No.1691119

>>1691099
postal is actual unironic kino tho

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:15:18 No.1691120

>>1691119
only because it's the only vidya that fits boll's retarded vision of filmmaking

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:17:39 No.1691122

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>>1691105
reminds me of the kukuana people from king solomons mines das a gud book i gotta re-read that
>>1691109
meh needs a walmart or a costco right on top of that cliff face

Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 01:46:05 No.1691147

>>1691118
i hat that trailer tbh

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 04:03:08 No.1690973 [Reply]

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:14:31 No.1691021

SMASH THAT LIK BUTTON FOR DUDDER

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:24:07 No.1691024

SMASH UR COCK AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AND POST RESULTS

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 14:58:41 No.1691036

LE UPDOOT ⬆️ PLEASE GIVE ME SPORTSCHAN GOLD FELLOW SPORTSCHANNERS

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 15:09:16 No.1691038

>>1691036
woah thats a weird-shaped cock

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MLB THREAD 04/05/2025 Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 10:53:07 No.1690806 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

White Sox (2-5) vs. Tigers (3-4)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +188 DET -227
FDSN-DET

Astros (3-4) vs. Twins (2-5)
>1:10 PM CT
<HOU +105 MIN -125
MNNT

Padres (7-1) vs. Cubs (6-4)
>1:20 PM CT
<SD +104 CHC -125
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Dr. Spee 04/06/25 (Sun) 01:04:06 No.1690937

>>1690933
then your fate is sealed
see you in the walmart lingerie section, and may CRallah have mercy on your faggot soul

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 01:17:19 No.1690942

>>1690931
too fucking long, not reading
will watch billy boy on da beach, tho

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 01:18:18 No.1690943

>>1690881
/sp/issy posting is my new favorite yim
lel

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 01:29:06 No.1690946

>>1690890
ok its time for a very healthy ""light"" choking session

Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 01:32:30 No.1690948

i sense a buckish presence in this ITT…

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Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 12:40:16 No.1690815 [Reply]

susu

sage 04/05/25 (Sat) 13:33:10 No.1690821

come back when you hate niggers

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MLB THREAD 04/04/2025 Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:16:07 No.1690614 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

White Sox (2-4) vs. Tigers (2-4)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +206 DET -253
FDSN-DET

Cardinals (4-2) vs. Red Sox (3-4)
>1:10 PM CT
<STL +118 BOS -138
NESN

Padres (7-0) vs. Cubs (5-4)
>1:20 PM CT
<SD +141 CHC -166
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Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:33:17 No.1690708

>>1690704
they aint call it leaveland cuz ppl wanna stay

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:43:52 No.1690710

>>1690704
at least so does the rest of central

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:54:50 No.1690734

>>1690689
there have been 7 games
0 gud games

Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:49:07 No.1690764

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>first win of das eason
>comes with a certified woohoo
>and a second video for sum pitches

WOOHOO!

GOB RAVES!!

Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 05:58:34 No.1690777

>>1690764
WOOHOO
0-7 spruh btfo

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MLB THREAD 04/03/2025 Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 14:11:22 No.1690409 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rockies (1-4) vs. Phillies (4-1)
>12:05 PM CT
<COL +187 PHI -227
COLR

Red Sox (2-4) vs. Orioles (3-3)
>12:05 PM CT
<BOS +100 BAL -120
MASN

Astros (2-4) vs. Twins (2-4)
>3:10 PM CT
<HOU +104 MIN -124
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Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:38:23 No.1690518

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gud run

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:56:51 No.1690524

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you can taste the excitement at miller park on a thursday night early in the season

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 01:36:17 No.1690539

>>1690517
look at that nigger doing a zippity doo da in the background charge him with uncle tommism

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 02:26:32 No.1690552

ay where the doyers at

Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 03:46:01 No.1690567

>>1690552
deported to hell aka "meh-heeko"

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MLB THREAD 04/02/2025 Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 17:12:26 No.1690242 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rangers vs. Reds
Game in Progress
>TEX: 0 - CIN: 0

Royals (2-3) vs. Brewers (1-4)
>12:10 PM CT

Pirates (1-5) vs. Rays (4-1)
>12:10 PM CT

Angels (4-1) vs. Cardinals (3-2)
>12:15 PM CT

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Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 00:37:17 No.1690314

>>1690290
Where das tros at?

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 01:40:23 No.1690327

royals lookin gud so far

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 02:09:00 No.1690334

i should watch sum oreos

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 02:13:50 No.1690335

>>1690334
these os aint royal

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 02:18:48 No.1690337

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>>1690335
gud

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LOST + FOUND Spartman 01/09/25 (Thu) 00:00:05 No.1673125 [Reply]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOYS?!?

now you have

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Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 15:50:34 No.1685481

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>>1673125
good morning budy

Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 06:54:16 No.1685596

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>look what i found

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 20:19:26 No.1690272

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>look what i found

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 00:38:28 No.1690315

>>1673125
Nice wallet fam what you want for it?

Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 01:38:55 No.1690324

>>1685481
JLo is BAD

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04/01/2025 MLB THREAD Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 14:16:44 No.1690028 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rangers (3-2) vs. Reds (2-2)
>5:40 PM CT
<TEX -142 CIN +120
FDSN-OH

Mets (2-2) vs. Marlins (3-2)
>5:40 PM CT
<NYM -158 MIA +133
SNY

Diamondbacks (2-2) vs. Yankees (3-0)
>6:05 PM CT
<AZ -103 NYY -116
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Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 01:46:42 No.1690135

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gud win

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 11:14:00 No.1690195

>>1690135
gud, washington deserves nothing but loss

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 11:15:15 No.1690197

brewres win
as i knew they would

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 15:14:54 No.1690232

yankees did a chokerino

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 19:36:28 No.1690263

>>1690232
youll have to specify, wankees choke on lots of things

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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 13:40:04 No.1641805 [Reply]

make the nfl thread

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Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 20:42:48 No.1679408

>>1679403
but do you want to spend 40 years watching your team go to shit with no hope in sight, knowing that it's all your fault?

Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 22:06:11 No.1679424

>>1679408
yah if it's a guaranteed winning bet lmao, kill the birds idgaf i'm a millionaire because of it

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 11:22:35 No.1690202

NFL replaces ‘chain gangs’ with new tech for 2025 season
>The NFL is eliminating its “chain gangs” for the 2025 season.
>Instead, they will determine whether teams have made a first down by using Sony’s Hawk-Eye system, consisting of six 8K cameras placed around each stadium, to optically track the ball’s position.
>However, the chain gang — the nickname for the team of officials who walk onto the field at critical moments to measure whether the ball has gone 10 yards — will “remain on the field in a secondary capacity.”
new ways to refball discovered, we have technology

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 13:26:42 No.1690219

>>1690202
now they can cheat and lie in 8k!

Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 17:32:14 No.1690251

>>1690202
>inb4 ground level scanners installed at the sidelines and an rfid chip in the ball capable of reading to the 1/1000 of a foot

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MLB THREAD 03/31/2025 Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:13:40 No.1689843 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (0-3) vs. White Sox (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN -189 CWS +158
MNNT

Royals (1-2) vs. Brewers (0-3)
>1:10 PM CT
<KC -105 MIL -114
FDSN-WI

Red Sox (1-3) vs. Orioles (2-2)
>1:35 PM CT
<BOS +123 BAL -146
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Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 22:57:17 No.1689918

Jerkopson Profar was suspended 80 games for roids.

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:42:53 No.1689937

>>1689918
wtf why would you get suspended for hemorrhoids

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:27:04 No.1689951

>>1689937
You can’t bring pillows into the dugout to sit on.

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:08:04 No.1689959

>>1689951
this implies pillow fights are banned too what a gay fuckin "spart"

Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 17:56:46 No.1690064

Did You Know?
Pillow fighting is an official sport covered by ESPN!

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